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50497923 No.50497923 [Reply] [Original]

I started a new job, best job I’ve ever had, making 65k a year and glorious benefits.


I also steal products from said business and have already made 3k on the side.
>sorry anon we didn’t reach goal this month, your bonus will be reduced by 30%.
That’s okay Mr. Shekalsburg, I understand.

>> No.50498118

>>50497923
based

>> No.50498146

>>50497923
I FOMOed into meme stocks in 2020.

>> No.50498181

>>50497923
I wish I could do that, but the company I work use metal detectors

>> No.50498285

>>50498181
Throw the goods in the trash and come by to collect at night.

>> No.50498489

>>50498146
We all make mistakes

>> No.50498955

>>50498285
They have guards with shotguns at night

>> No.50499055

>>50497923
Ehh What's the difference between you and nigger?

>> No.50499228

>>50498955
send some township niggers to get it for you south africa bro

>> No.50500468

>>50499055
Stealing from Jews instead of normal people

>> No.50502878

>>50498181
>>50498285
Just throw shit in garbage bags from the windows or something..pick it up later..

Or use drones or try asking DHL or something to pick up "a package" from your office at a specific time/day.

>> No.50502899

I work a remote night shift job and make $30k/year, but live in eastern euope like a demigod. Since night in the USA is 5am-1pm here, it works out.

For all they know I’m still in the US