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>> No.50497682

>>50497665

Can SPY gap up to 415 tomorrow? I need to make 15k off $150

>> No.50497694
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>>50497665
>garbage like SNAP shitting its pants causes legitimate companies like AMD to decline
WHY are people actually retarded?

>> No.50497695
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50497695

>>50497682

Forgot pic

>> No.50497702

SURPRISE RAPE HIKE ON NOV 2ND
THAT'S THE DAY TO LOOK FORWARD TO (for now)

>> No.50497708
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50497708

>>50497665
i havent made a trade in over 100 days and i am so goddamn bored. i regret joining /cashgang/.

>> No.50497709

>>50497694
>people
That's algorithms.

>> No.50497715

My Gender-affirming surgery is scheduled for tomorrow, im so scared

>> No.50497721

>>50497708

You don't have to be all cash. I bought this single call for $45 and made 170% on it today

It's all about percentage returns

>> No.50497732
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50497732

i guess i'm a bobo
of course i must suffer
but maybe this cruelty
will make my mind tougher

>> No.50497733
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50497733

>>50497708

>> No.50497736
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50497736

>>50497708

SPY goes to 412 on expiration I make 1000%

Same math gap up to 405 or 407 tomorrow still a hefty return

>> No.50497737
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50497737

Volume is low and I'm sketched out.

>> No.50497738

>>50497695
I wish you luck my friend

>> No.50497741

>>50497682
my charts showing me 414 top bounds with a falling cratio. doubt it but statistically possible. the highest probability outcome is 395.80.

>> No.50497742 [DELETED] 
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50497742

More tortured and dead Monkeys sacrificed to SIGA will make it pump

>> No.50497751
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50497751

>>50497732
I came here for stocks, not for feels.

>> No.50497753

>>50497737
vix is at a new local low, too
earnings seasons is upon us
what fun will the future bring

>> No.50497756
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50497756

Alright. Be clear with me Bobo. Is my SQQQ going to print, or did you just prep me to get raped by Mumu. Tell me the truth

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50497779

>>50497742
At least the penis poster has fresh new cawks for the janny to clean. Your shit is the same stupid images.

>> No.50497782

>>50497756
TSLQ is the play

>> No.50497788

>>50497694
>>50497709
They're both bundled into tech ETFs. I think most of the trades on midcap and higher are index/ETF action.

>> No.50497807

>>50497737
Low volume = trend keeps going
High volume = reversal imminent

>> No.50497825

Europe is burning and melting, China is melting, parts of the U.S is baking and burning, greenland is melting.. Ever get the feeling someone's trying to tell you something..Hell I've been baking all week in this 90+ degree weather.

>> No.50497826 [DELETED] 
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50497826

>>50497779
Are you seriously advocating he posts more variety of monkeys getting tortured??? What is this general coming to...

Buddy newsflash here, this America and unlike whatever 3rd world shit hole you crawled out from we have standards here.

>> No.50497835

>>50497825
>Hell I've been baking all week in this 90+ degree weather.
Not the heckin summerino!

>> No.50497848

>>50497825
We used to call this "summer", but these days I guess you have to turn literally anything uncomfortable into a catastrophic disaster to distract yourself from your boring, depressing, and unfulfilled life.

>> No.50497851
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50497851

>>50497825
>summer is hot
Another genius take from /smg/ everyone. Please like and subscribe or post a comment on what you think.

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50497852

>>50497665
walmart doesn't sell any good shit and hasn't for a long time. Also AR15s were made for deer hunting and its retarded they've had soldiers cleaning the receiver like farmhand retards for almost 75 years.

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>>50497826
Variety is the spice of life. Its not like I want to see the monkeys being tortured but If I have to I want to see different pics. There is no shock left when he shows up because of the same stupid pics.

>> No.50497858 [DELETED] 

>>50497826
america was founded on monkey torture.

>> No.50497865

>>50497851
I think anon is being a bit dramatic but still think he has a point

>> No.50497866
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50497866

Oil bros..... Are we back

>> No.50497869
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50497869

Where do deleted posts go to? Could PLTR help find them?

>> No.50497874

>>50497866
Why though? I'm trying to find the reason it started pumping about an hour ago.

>> No.50497884
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50497884

>>50497865
His point being that Summer is hot?

>> No.50497885

>>50497708
Why don’t you just swing trade a ticker for a while and make some money? You can at least make a few hundred bucks here and there for fun. That’s what i do.

>> No.50497896
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50497896

>>50497869
Wow Natalie and suddenly my cock is pumping like it's a green day if you know what I mean. I'll have to explain this metaphor a few times before my dad gets it.

>> No.50497901

>>50497884
Yes, and getting hotter year after year

>> No.50497907

>>50497825
yes, scientist have been telling you for years, its called climate change. sucks that we had to burn our world and people still wont believe and just buy electric cars.

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50497912

>>50497901
>>50497907
Is it though?

>> No.50497919

>>50497901
Touch grass and step away from cnn

>> No.50497920
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50497920

>futures
damn its really over tomorrow

>> No.50497924

>>50497869
>Standard size condom

>> No.50497928

If we're green again tomorrow I am going to fomo and buy one (1) share of TQQQ

>> No.50497933
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50497933

How do we short sell tech stocks into bankruptcy? Honestly we should tedpill the global economy. Big tech is just worthless toys.

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50497939

>>50497907
>>50497901
Oh God we got climate change activists in /smg/ now. How long before they start advocating eating ze bugs because cattle produces too much methane for the ozone...

>> No.50497951
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50497951

>>50497869
Back to the source.

>> No.50497967

>>50497951
Someone should crop Hunter onto Neo and have all his leaked escapades on the TV screens.

>> No.50497977
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50497977

bullbros don't worry about poopy bobos. we can sell whenever we want for a massive profit. but stocks will keep rising. literally every bad news has long been priced in. earnings for shitcos isn't going to affect strong companies like apple. i'm gonna slurp some of the good ones tomorrow like google and tesla. keep it up lads, and let's teach those filthy bears who's boss!

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50497980

>>50496679 #
how j-ish is that 5y chart tho fr fr no nigguren bears were right all along

>> No.50498005

Is treasury direct down? I wanted to buy some ibonds but the site keeps timing out

>> No.50498014
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50498014

/leanhogs/ bros... we literally can't stop winning. Imagine actually buying orange juice or lumber contracts kek.

>> No.50498015

you should be forced to show your positions if you post ITT. too mnay fake bobos and mumus.

>> No.50498018

>>50497825
Been a nice 85 degrees all summer so far in caliwali. It's been dry as fuck this year though

>> No.50498020

>>50497977
Red Id…Im detecting bobo larp here, bobo is that you?

>> No.50498031
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50498031

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>>50497939
It’s zoomers getting older and it’s already happening check beef stocks fml
buy siga pic rel juck fannies

>> No.50498035
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50498035

Hey guys, so I actually have a stock question. Is there a website or a tracker that will tell you what calls are most in demand or has the most volume? I've recently become a theta Chad and want to build on that more.

>> No.50498042

Very weird experience I had today. I met these old white ladies born in the Caribbeans. We talked about how "white people conquered the world", (they actually said this) and they advised me to save up money and move to Scotland. Financially speaking, is this good advice?

>> No.50498050

>>50498035
yeah you can find that on google period com

>> No.50498051
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50498051

>FX:USDCAD*150-TVC:DXY-AMEX:JNK-1/(FX:USDJPY-TVC:DXY*4)/150
looks like some kind of math equation

>> No.50498068

>>50498042
The only thing I know about Scotland is that they desperately wish they were in the EU, which makes me think that the taxes are out-fucking-rageous and your take home is going to be like $150/month.

>> No.50498072

Any of you use the open bb terminal? It's supposed to be like Bloomberg terminal but for poor fags

https://openbb.co/

>> No.50498079

>>50498031
Tldr

>> No.50498084

>>50498079
It's ok, you can skip the ads

>> No.50498085
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50498085

This is the worst /smg/ thread ever.

>> No.50498086

>>50498050
Is it really that simple as searching for high volume calls on Google? Also cool it with the smarm.

>> No.50498090

>>50498042
isn't scotland basically haiti with trees now?

>> No.50498097
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>>50498085
Here, have the new larger resolution version, encoded in VP9

>> No.50498098

>>50498086
idk how about you try to do something by yourself for once in your life?

>> No.50498103

>>50498085
And you contributed, nice. :)
You ruin everything you touch, just like the rest of us.

>> No.50498117

>>50498072
I remember someone posting something like this but it was a website. This was like 4 years ago though

>> No.50498120

Can you believe that faggot Rocker is anti coffee but promotes drinking gay shit like coke zero?

>> No.50498124

>>50498051
USDCAD ratio times 150 - dollar index - junk bond index - 1/(USDJPY ratio - dollar index)/150. Line is currently in freefall AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50498126

>>50498051
Ooo I know where you got that

>> No.50498140

>>50498090
Imagine sharing an island with England/DR and getting absolutely mogged by them in every way imaginable.

>> No.50498148
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50498148

>>50498085
Its pretty bad. Half of the thread has been Shoahed by the Janny. Climate activism, Hunter posting, pedo posting, Monkey torture, and anti coke zero homosexuals. All financial related janny u fucking homo

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>>50498098
All right listen up you double nigger, I've made plenty of people like you in this general a lot of money, so drop the attitude before I have to take action.

>> No.50498169

https://www.wsj.com/podcasts/the-journal/is-nuclear-power-poised-for-a-comeback/044e7825-b46a-49b3-8281-44b005a3a2a4


URANIUM KINGS will inherit the earth.

>> No.50498183

>>50498120
Hey KO zero tastes delicious and gives me the caffeine boost I need without having to pretend the garbage drink that is coffee tastes good by loading it up with cream and sugar like you adding unnecessary calories.

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50498193

>>50498058
>just feed it into TV

what's tv

>> No.50498196

>>50498014
Roughricebros..,

>> No.50498197

>>50498183
That is why I drink a monster and rockstar every day. It has more caffeine than coke

>> No.50498208

>>50498183
Coke zero tastes like shit

>> No.50498210
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50498210

>>50497682
it is known

>> No.50498212
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50498212

>>50498051
[[(1.288*150)-106.8-94.93-1]/[137.5-106.8*4]]/150
=0.000219???

>> No.50498214

>>50498151
Your advice has only ever lost me money... which is fucked up because I gave you that Indy 500 pick, which probably bought you a lot of Bud Light. I don't want a share of those winnings.... but I would appreciate it if you tried a little harder.

>> No.50498218

>>50498197
Energy drinks are straight poison, I don't touch those things.

>> No.50498219

>>50498169
Uranium has crabbed for 6 years. Mouth breathers have already written it off. Give it a rest. The only future nuclear has is hopefully fusion.

>> No.50498220

>>50498183
black coffee and a hand rolled cigarette. KO is disgusting and unnatural.

>> No.50498226

>>50498183
>>50498197
I dont drink coffee for the taste I drink for the caffeine. Needing something mega sweet to pick you up sounds like what a girl would do.

>> No.50498233

>>50498090
There aren't that many immigrants there, relative to Europe, and it was very beautiful when I went there like 10 years ago.
>>50498068
I think a lot of old, retired people live there and are a large tax burden. Doesn't mean their future looks bleak. It's interesting to think about if the UK or the US will perform better over the next 5-10 years or longer.

>> No.50498245
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50498245

>Being such a pussy you can't drink black coffee

>> No.50498252

Jan Jan you being a nigger faggot? Ywnbaw. Knock off your faggotry or else I will spam cocks all day all week again

>> No.50498261
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50498261

>>50498212
ok now graph it

>> No.50498263

>>50498214
>he didn't buy SIDU
That's your own fault, I appreciate you pick though. I did offer you half the money.
>>50498220
>black coffee
*Tips fedora*
>>50498226
Coke zero has no sugar

>> No.50498267

>>50497901
No it’s not lol. I live in California. It’s been cold this summer.

>> No.50498280
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50498280

>>50498252
MODS

>> No.50498289
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>>50498252
Please don't spam cocks for us to see and cocks for the janny to clean.

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>>50498280
>>50498289
>the /smg/ chud fears the cock poster
You've all gotten weak

>> No.50498332

>>50497708
I’m all cash, 170k, I will NEVER, buy some retiring boomers bags, fuck them

>> No.50498350

>>50498226
Heiß kaffee with 1 cream and 1 sugar is perfect too. Tim hos has good coffee but it's better if you're good at making it at home which I don't do.

>> No.50498359

IF I SEE THIS NIGGER DELETING AND BANNING PEOPLE FOR OFF TOPIC POSTING I WILL SPAM MY SWEATY ASSHOLE AND COCK. FINAL WARNING

>> No.50498367

Coffee is delicious. You’re just trashy and can’t taste anything unless it’s (((sweet))).
Rocker, you’re an alright dude, but bud light and Coke Zero are bottom of the barrel beverages.

>> No.50498377

>>50498085
t. First thread ever nerd

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>>50498359
A true patriot

>> No.50498402

>>50498350
>Tim hos
FUCKING DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN

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50498406

>>50498359
Good.

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>>50498263
>Coke zero
Enjoy your type 2 diabetes and cancer, retard.
t. black coffee God

>> No.50498445

>>50498267
That's a really cool anecdote. Here's another. This monday was the highest ever human recorded temperature in England

>> No.50498455

>>50498367
Ok first off, bud light isn't too tier beer obviously but it's refreshing and cheap. Why would I spend a lot of money when all booze gives you the same end result? Secondly coke zero is the perfect 0 cal beverage. Tastes better than regular coke.
>>50498417
https://www.villagehatshop.com/category/72/1/fedoras.html

>> No.50498462
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if soxl could just have a nice healthy pullback to $15 or $14 before the fed meeting that would be great so I can buy more

>> No.50498493
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50498493

>>50498261
uh oh bobo line is going up, or down?

>> No.50498506

>>50498462
"No".

>> No.50498523

>>50498462
SOXL will be back below $11 soon

>> No.50498549
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50498549

>Market is strong?
>Stocks recovering?
>Oh, then I guess you can handle 100 bps then.

>> No.50498553

Do I use Robin hood?

>> No.50498554

>>50498445
So you get hotter and we cool down. Sounds like natural balancing to me.

>> No.50498563

>>50498035

>> No.50498566
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50498566

>>50498493
Wtf is this? That ticker string was for tradingview

>> No.50498568

>>50498523
And I will buy it in the low 8s for one final swing before reverse splitting.

>> No.50498573

>>50498549
From what I've seen and heard, the market would rather them get this over with because the faster they're done the faster they stop hikes.

>> No.50498581

>>50498554
humans pumping tons of gas into the atmosphere from burning coal and oil is not natural. humans have repeatedly destroyed ecosystems from throwing them off balance, like over harvesting, or cutting down too many trees. quit being dense.

>> No.50498586

>>50498553
Yes. Lol. Robinhood is the greatest investing app known to man with a 3 trillion dollar clearing house. They literally will never stop you from selling because they’re the premier, behemoth in the financial world. Go all in on GME after you download it.

>> No.50498600

>>50498581
Al Gore enters the chat.

>> No.50498612

>>50498549
>thinking the Fed would hike a full percent
>ever
lol.
lamo.

>> No.50498622

>>50498581
The problem with the climate change crazies is their absolute delusion of grandeur to think the past few hundred years started an almost 15,000 year changing of the global climate starting with the accelerated end of the last ice age.
Now post that graph for me with the x axis starting in 1800 and the y axis being a total of a 1 degree change in temperature.

>> No.50498631
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50498631

>>50498581
Bro how is climate change even real? Lmao like just turn on the air conditioner

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50498654

>>50498600
Hey be nice, he invented the internet

>> No.50498674

If I am bearish on the sp500 over the next couple of months I should buy out of the money puts on the sp500, say at like a strike price of 3.5k

because they are out of the money and cheap and will increase at a higher rate right?

>> No.50498696

>>50498654
He is a fucking retard

>> No.50498718

>>50498674
They will also decrease at a higher rate.

>> No.50498739
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50498739

I got burned by CHPT today. Called the rally incorrectly and lost $280.
Big players wrote tons of new options today. Mostly puts. Not sure if the net direction is bullish or bearish, but expecting a big move tomorrow.

>Obvious bear/bull put spread 1 dte
>Obvious bear/bull put spread 8 dte
>Because of the timing and strike offsets, also looks like it's some kind of box/calendar spread too

>> No.50498750

>>50498566
if this is to predict vix then that shows vix slowly going up, but also currently going down.

>> No.50498774
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haven't jerked it or watched porn in 2 days (in 5 hours), nice to know I've ascended past the realm of mere beasts.

>> No.50498777

>having heart palpitations after catching the coof
>try using standing desk
>feel winded, heavy breaths, need to lay down after 5 minutes
for fucks sake

>> No.50498792

>>50498777
go to the hospital man, get one of the antivirals they hand out

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>>50498774
>Hour 1 NoFap

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>>50498631
Problem solved why didn't anyone think of that before

>> No.50498810

>>50498792
Been weeks since I got over it.

>> No.50498815

>>50498777
You have long covid my friend. Did you get vaxxed?

>> No.50498828

>>50498810
damn thats bad. I hear the after affects can last for a while depending on the person. I'm pretty fit and my cadio endurance took a bit of a hit for several months afterwords on my jogs

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>>50498654
>no nose
fixed that for ya

>> No.50498864

>>50498815
only one dose

>> No.50498868
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50498868

Guys...

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/polio-detected-new-york-first-us-case-2013

Polio is back. On top of Monke and Marburg, shit's gonna get wild. Any stocks related to polio?

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50498875

>>50498843

>> No.50498881

>>50498718
sure. but theyre options. if I'm burning money I'd rather burn less money

you want to find good trades. burning 10k for a 33% chance at 33% profit is a bad trade.

If I can spend 10k for 167% gain, thats worth it.

But I hate this.

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-put.html

is giving me different prices for options than schwab

>> No.50498887

>>50498868
People are going to forget about monkey now that polio is back

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>>50498843
Based. You should add that to every one of his mikos

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>>50497682
>gap up
>fomc in like 4 days
>futures red
>fagman selloff
>no volume pumps

>> No.50498909

>>50498868
finally, something that will actually kill antivaxx niggers

>> No.50498920
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>>50498875
yo waifu so ugly she gotta hide her face or the cockroaches in her house are gonna see her and start singin "we are family"

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>>50498909
Still will not jabbed faggot. Ticker :SNY for Polio vaccine stock.

>> No.50498948

>>50498920
Jokes aside, can you tell me what you're invested in?

>> No.50498956

>>50498909
they were only anti against covid jabs which, lets face it, are trash.

But this shit will actually kill everyone regardless of being vaxxed or not.

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>>50498803
You got it brah, clean your room, then clean your car, then eat something healthy, and then read something useful. Clean spaces clean mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpHRL9l0kG8

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I'm only $44k off my peak net worth...

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Guys, I have to admit something. I sold high and bought higher today.

>> No.50499057

all indicators are bullish. the market will recover before the recession is officially declared.

>> No.50499076
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>>50499057
Hahaha

>> No.50499077

>>50497708
>He didn't buy the dip
When the Nasdaq hits 14,000, you'll fomo in

>> No.50499079

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>> No.50499088

>>50499057
Do you think it's possible that the business cycle has compressed so hard that we'll have a boom to new all time highs and then a crash and recession in every two year period? In 10 years, it will be every year... eventually, every month?

>> No.50499094

>>50499076
>he didnt sell on the last pity bear dump
they tried to give you a way out.

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>>50499094
Bulls had two days to exit with minimal losses

>> No.50499118

poopy poopy poopy

>> No.50499120

Monke cases are over 16k today, did you guys invest in any SIGA yet?

>> No.50499149

>>50497852
if AR-15s were made for deer hunting, why do they use such a small bullet?

>> No.50499187

>>50498881
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/faq.html
>Where does the pricing information come from?
>Stock and Options prices are sourced from reputable third party websites. Prices are delayed between 15-30 minutes.
>Unfortunately for both of us, this site doen't make enough money to cover a subscription to a premium data feed.
>For live data and options tools in Microsoft Excel, we can recommend the OptionsXLS plugin.
You can also manually override the price when making your selection. Also remember to pick slightly over the mid because that is the likeliest spot that you will get your order filled.

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>>50499088
we will have a crash and boom according to the lunar schedule.

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>>50499120
i know it's because of the word filter, but please don't use monke in a pejorative sense. monke are cute gf's

>> No.50499211

>>50498581
>In 1999, Al Gore said Miami will for sure be underwater by 2020
Hmm...

>> No.50499216

Gonna go watch Too Big to Fail. Will let you know what I think afterwards if I make it to the end.

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What kind of sick shit are you guys posting right now?

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>>50499149
AR-15s for small game, AR-10 for Deer hunting and above. Learn about guns before you become an expert

>> No.50499246

>>50499211
And in 0 A.D. they said Christ would rise again haha

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>>50499199
>wh*te woman

>> No.50499266

>>50499211
he said that to emphasize the importance of what is happening. the climate is fucked everywhere because of giant factories pumping black, noxious gas into the air 24/7 all over the world. droughts and floods and melting ice.

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>>50499266
THE MOON AND THE STARS AND THIS AND THAT!!!! HOLY FUCK ITS OVER BROS. AHHHHHHHHHHHH. TRUMP BUILT A SEAWALL FOR HIS GOLF COARSE IN SCOTLAND!!!!! HOLY FUCK WE ARE ALL DROWNING IN 100 YEARS

>> No.50499302

>>50499221
Nothing because jannies keep banning everyone.

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I’m going to regret not shorting AXP.

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>>50498581

>> No.50499333

>>50499266
China is the biggest contributor to all types of pollution, the blame can solely be laid upon them here in the west we actually do try to look after our local environment

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>>50499328

>> No.50499355

>>50499286
I AM TYPING THIS POST FROM UNDERWATER YOU RIGHT WING RETARD AND I'M LITERALLY SHAKING, MY SUBMARINE IS SHAKING UNDER THE WATER AND IT'S DISRUPTING THE ECOSYSTEM. I AM SAFE FOR NOW BUT THE SEAS WILL SOON BOIL AND THE FISH WILL ALL DIE

>> No.50499361

>>50497665
Listen guys for the love of God check out /VBHI/ I brought the dip to bring my average down and I think I caused a short squeeze becouse from about 10am to 1pm it just froze. Plus some people are predicting it will hit $10. Please check it out guys I think it's worth your time.

>> No.50499365

>>50499211
Climate change is happening but it's natural, so their worries have no basis in reality because the data they have of "human made climate change" is just wrong. They have basically taken the existing natural data (the actual legit data) and enhanced it by including human interference, which is why all the predictions and shit has been wrong. Looking at the actual stats and how much warmer the average temperature has gotten in the past ~120 years, we won't notice anything major for the next 300-500 years. So we will be long gone before Miami sinks

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>>50499355

>> No.50499388
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>droughts and floods and melting ice

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>>50498581
The onions levels in this post batman

>> No.50499460

>>50499388
I say this and look like this

>> No.50499483
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50499483

>>50498948
VIX and straight sex

>> No.50499508

Has the fomc heeming begun?

>> No.50499524
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50499524

Wait a second... is TBLT unironically going to short squeeze?

>> No.50499540

>>50499324
what is this saying

>> No.50499541

Look people listen to me omfg just listen /VBHI/ Is an oil company it's in very high demand 1 share costs 0.0037 right now there are only 1.24 billion shares of which 3 percent is owned by insiders. That means there's less then 1 billion shares held by others I'm telling you people this shits gonna go up to astronomical levels the market cap for the entire company sits at about $2 million it has potential for it to hit $10 it would need a market cap of 5 billion that means there's plenty of growth of this stock. If you owned 12.3 million shares you'd litrealy own %1 of the company. Litrealy just 45k will give you 1% of the company.

>> No.50499608

>>50499540
Compares the 2000 crash to this crash

>>50499483
What’s the short stats?

>> No.50499621

>>50498947
Thanks fellow anti jab nig. Investing ashita wa. Arigato. Gomennasai.

>> No.50499627

>>50499524
holy smokes. buying tblt on open tomorrow

>> No.50499632

>>50499541
I'd buy some but I use wealthsimple because I'm a newb fag investor and can't into finra.
Here's a (You) for your efforts. Good luck with vbhi.

>> No.50499635

Niggers

>> No.50499638

Im not even begging I don't have 45k to put into this but I do own almost 100k shares which only equidated to about a few hundred dollars but with just 4.5k you'd have control with 0.1% of the company and trust me I don't have that much money in this stock but this will be really easy to push up and it won't even take a lot of money either this stock has so much potential it's insane and plus it's not just a pump and dump oil prices are $100 it's growth is still justified.

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>>50499266
>midwit falling for the fear propaganda

>> No.50499648

>>50499328
Climate fags are the most retarded niggers on this planet. Right next to space fags.

>> No.50499650

>>50499608
Yes but we're already at the bottom and the year is half way over. no where to go but up

>> No.50499658

>>50499508
Seriously waiting 9n this. Hope it starts tomorrow so I can enjoy my weekend

>> No.50499661

>>50499638
I'd throw money in but it's not on robinbood and I'm too lazy to open up a real account. Small cap stuff is the best I feel much better about holding it long term.

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>>50499627
I was down 97%, but now I'm only down 94%

>> No.50499678

>>50499650
You seriously believe that?

>> No.50499688

>>50499648
EVERY NASA IMAGINE IS CONSTRUCTED BY A COMPUTER. THERE ARE NO REAL IMAGES TAKEN BY TELESCOPES.

>> No.50499694

>>50499648
>planet
>doesn't into space

>> No.50499699

>>50499678
Nah he beleee dat. Whypeepo sum rasiss ass niggaz.

>> No.50499719

>>50499688
In that sense... every digital image is constructed by a computer. They aren't taken with film anymore. Also, the images are taken using radio imaging and then colorized. They're still real photos of the actual physical world though, like xray images are.

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>>50499694
Space is fake and gay. I learned this after taking two astronomy and two physics courses in (((college))).

>> No.50499735

>>50499328
>10,000 times as much co2 as humanity has ever produced
>in reality it's more like 1/10000th
why do climate deniers always resort to bald faced lies like this?

>> No.50499737

>>50499664
I liked the idea though anon but individual stocks will chop your dick off. Skyt did that to me as well as MU

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>>50499737
SKYT is pumping lately too though!

>> No.50499746

>>50499361
My village: the post.

>> No.50499749

>>50499730
You're retarded. I guess it's kinda cool that space is too grand for your mind to really handle thought.

>> No.50499750

>>50499737
Speaking of skyt why is that nigger surging

>> No.50499760

>>50499719
Dude, it’s not real. We never went there. It’s all bullshit. We live in a tiny computer simulation and you are just a biological computer with viruses that will eventually stop processing.

>> No.50499765

>>50499719
We discovered a planet that has sulphuric acid for rain. Here is an image of what it looks like by an artist, isn't science cool!?

>> No.50499775

>>50499749
No. I believed in space for many years. Then I realized it was fake and gay. The more I studied, the more homosexual and imagined it became. You’ll get there, some day.

>> No.50499790

>>50499744
Why though? Why cant MU stop being a piece of shit?

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Guys I'm gonna pour my soul out to you. Sometimes I dream about scoopsies. I genuinely think one day his bussy will be me. He's black, handsome, he songs, because he's rich. It's me fathands, and I'll see you in 3 days

>> No.50499796

>>50499775
Oh yeah? If space is fake how did the jews get their space lasers up there?

>> No.50499801

At least we all can appreciate snap doing a 75% down ytd

>> No.50499814

>>50499796
Because the sky is real. There’s just nothing outside of it. You’ll get it eventually.

>> No.50499826

>>50499730
I just want someone to intelligently explain to be how space is a vacuum but the earth has pressurized atmosphere and there is supposedly no barrier between the 2. Anyone?

>> No.50499845

>>50499793
Rocker, I’ll smoke a natural American spirit and enjoy an S tier beverage in your honor.

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>>50499826
It’s fake. Captcha:

>> No.50499865

>>50499826
Space is almost an absolute vacuum, not because of suction but because it's nearly empty. There's lots of gas and planets in space, yes but there's also a whole lot of nothing

>> No.50499871

I almost bought the dip

>> No.50499876

>>50499814
He might not. Lots of people don't. The inner ear is such a precise and delicate instrument it can feel a door open in another room or sense if a body not in motion is leaning less than 1° in any direction. But it can't decipher the earth rotating at 66 thousand miles an hour while hurtling forward through space.....

>> No.50499883

>>50499826
gravity, bitch.

>> No.50499887

>>50499793
Have you gotten breast cancer yet you fat bald midget embarrassment?

>> No.50499893

>>50499735
If you accept that something is happening, then you have to shift the arguments to whether or not it's significant enough to be worth the reaction. This is much harder to argue. Not like the opposing side want's to argue either. They skip the cost-benefit analysis and replace it with appeals to emotion
This is true of covid, and also climate change.

Both are real. Yet the government responses in both cases have also been disastrous.

>> No.50499896

>>50499876
You’re right, maybe he won’t. I don’t care anymore.

>> No.50499899 [DELETED] 

>>50499793
I was hoping you are dead

>> No.50499906

>>50499266
>he said that to emphasize the importance of what is happening.
And it didn't happen, so he proved it's not happening and not important.

None of the factories I've seen were pumping out black, noxious gas 24/7. Are you sure you aren't just getting all of this from cartoons?

>> No.50499907

>>50499826
Gravity…? It literally gets thinner as you get higher and you can easily prove this yourself. Have you ever been up a mountain and noticed it’s harder to breathe you schizo retard?

>> No.50499908

>>50499865
Nah
>>50499883
There it is. The magical buzzword that cannot be proven but can prove everything. Fuck off brainlet

>> No.50499916

>>50499865
Space is scary as fuck due to cosmic radiation melting your brain. Its expensive to send the shielding up to space

>> No.50499921

>>50499908
>There it is. The magical buzzword that cannot be proven but can prove everything. Fuck off brainlet
Has to be a TSLA investor. So sure of something so easily proven as otherwise

>> No.50499936

>>50499907
Gravity doesnt get thinner -- less oxygen? The planet actually needs more CO2. Id be curious what a greenhouse growing plants in a co2 vaccuum would do.

>> No.50499938

>>50499908
Nah what?

>> No.50499944

>>50499916
>>50499907
What else dos the TV want you to believe?

>> No.50499951

>>50499826
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH
I'm assuming your trolling, but there are people that unironically think shit like this.

>> No.50499956

>>50499936
BOI DAT GRAVITY THICC

>> No.50499960

>>50499938
Nah to your retarded non answer faggot. You fools regurgitate shit you watched on TV and claim its fact because other equally foolish people also believe it. Nah

>> No.50499999

>>50499956
Climate activists are kinda retarded though. The mkre the earths co2 levels increase the more productive the earth becomes. Imagine if farmers yields increased by 33%? We already overproduce food but find wages to squeeze prices up

>> No.50500010

>>50499951
Think shit like what? Asking pretty simple questions and requesting clarity on something that completely disagrees with all available testable science? You want me to believe that a pressurized atmosphere can exist immediately adjacent an infinite vacuum with no barrier between the two with no proof or scientifically reproducible explanation? Nah.

>> No.50500013

>>50499793
What a nice load that old man has. Pretty milky like the milky way

>> No.50500016

>>50499826
if theyres no air in space why is the sun on fire?
checkmate pagans

>> No.50500023

>>50499746
What do you mean?

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futures

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>>50500010
If you're serious you can literally Google this and spend 10 seconds researching to get your answer. Of course you probably think it's all "lies" so with that said there's no point arguing with you because you won't believe anything anyone tells you in the first place.

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>>50499960

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>>50500040
seek jesus. /pol/ is always right

>> No.50500055

>>50500010
the weight of air ontop of itself gives it pressure anon, as elevation increases, there is less overlying atmospheric mass, so that atmospheric pressure decreases the further you are from earth. but i think you might be a brainlet so oh well

>> No.50500088

>>50500025
Please don't post ambiguous picks and say "futures". Be more explicit about how they're making you feel, so I don't have to go check myself...

Also...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.50500098

>>50498031
>whiteclaw
>not the superior brand, press
Biz is pathetic poorfags with no taste confirmed?

>> No.50500106

>>50499936
Gravity does get less the farther away you go, but that’s not really why the air gets thinner. There’s less oxygen because there’s less air. As you go higher there’s less air above you pushing it down so there’s less pressure. Pretty simple. Near the vacuum of space, air isn’t being pushed down as much by other air anymore so it gets to spread out and move more freely but gravity still keeps it there.

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>>50500098
Yes, most of us prefer cheap alcohol. It's more fun

>> No.50500120

Geriatric in chief got fucking COVID now futures are down. What’s the over under on him surviving?

>> No.50500142

>>50500088
The futures are doing basically nothing so futuresposters are fucked and cucked.

>> No.50500189

>>50500040
>>50500047
>>50500055
>>50500106
You guys are cultists. I'm not asking about air pressure. I'm asking how a vacuum of infinite size can't suck the atmosphere away from a planet with no barrier between them. Just saying the air is less doesn't mean there's suddenly a vacuum created once you get to low enough pressure. Try critical thinking instead reciting shit you don't understand. No wonder you faggots never make money kek. Happy nappy retards

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>>50500120

>> No.50500237

>>50497694
A massive chunk of the tech industry leans on advertising revenue (Facebook, Google, Twitter, etc.)
Snapchat also leans massively on advertising revenue.
When one of these companies sees their advertising revenue absolutely shit the fucking bed, investors start to anticipate the other ones shitting the bed too

Thus, a full ETF sell off of Nasdaq can occur, of which AMD is a part.
Many such cases.

Also, semis are looking like shit rn. Could just be a coincidence.

>> No.50500241

https://www.npr.org/2022/07/20/1112414884/corruption-concerns-involving-ukraine-are-revived-as-the-war-with-russia-drags-o

>no further sanctions

Ukraine war is going to be over soon

>> No.50500242

Its over isn't it? I almost broke even

>> No.50500248
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gaysex bros….we lost

>> No.50500265

>>50500189
earth isnt the inside of a pressurized plane. its just a large body of rock with a blanket of gasses it attracted because of gravity

>> No.50500269

>>50500237
Scoops did you go to a new company yet?
The mid-stage startup I'm at is a nice place, but it's full of fucking LARPers pretending we're bigtech... it's kind of ridiculous

>> No.50500270

>>50500189
>can't suck the atmosphere away from a planet with no barrier between them.

it can. that's why the moon has no atmosphere

>> No.50500284

>>50500242
We will see.

>> No.50500296

>>50500269
>Scoops did you go to a new company yet?
Ya, but not giving too much info so you niggers can’t doxx me
>The mid-stage startup I'm at is a nice place, but it's full of fucking LARPers pretending we're bigtech... it's kind of ridiculous
Oh fucking shit.
I’ve been there before.
It was a Fortune 500 tho.
They were very very smug and proud of how they used shitloads of AWS products instead of being “on-prem”

>> No.50500303

>>50500248
>society spends 10 years pandering to faggots
>everything becomes shit for everyone except the 1% of the population that likes to stick their cocks in poopers
Makes you think.

>> No.50500310

>>50500189
It can. Do you know vacuums don’t “suck”???? There’s no pulling. What happens is that air and gasses have so much energy and are always moving so if there’s no other air particles to bump into, they’ll fly off endlessly. That’s why air rushes out into lower pressure systems, the air stops bumping into itself where there’s lower pressure and if there’s a vacuum it’ll just fly off. Gravity prevents this.

>> No.50500321

Off topic, but I don't know where to ask

If I wanted to import and export booze from a certain US state with relatively strict alcohol laws, would it be easier to get the licensure with an llc based in said state? Or should I just set up the llc in Delaware, like everyone else?

>> No.50500335

>>50500296
I interviewed with a stock exchange "startup" recently who told me they used heroku. I tried to contain my laughter. The next week, a hack on Heroku + GitHub occured. I ultimately got denied, but in my response to the denial I basically told them good luck with the Heroku stuff. Embarrassing...

>> No.50500339
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50500339

Meltup is still on and begins after this next rate hike. Precious metals will lead equities. Gold $3000, Silver $50, SPY $600.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-MMToTqJAE

Watch and learn.

>> No.50500340

>>50500296
Oh yeah we already use AWS. That's totally normal. It's more like my team lead wants to over-engineer the shit out of everything... another team wants to over-engineer the shit out of everything in a slightly different way, everyone's arguing over all of the details, and higher management is just... absent. It's basically a bunch of engineers getting paid way too money to blow up the company's AWS bills for no reason. We probably have less than 50k customers, but apparently we need to be ready to become the next UBER immediately... Be warned, this is what getting too much VC money does to a company...

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i sold SOXL calls today for mid august, 26 strike, for about 50 bucks each
thanks for the semi-monthly 500 dollar dividend call buyers

>> No.50500378

>>50500352
>holding stocks you're bearish on
whats the game plan here

>> No.50500393

>>50498967
>Macroblank
based

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50500395

>>50500340
which skills are most valuable between

Terraform
Kubernetes
Python
kafka

>> No.50500427

>>50500395
I'd rank them:
1. K8s
2. Kafka
3. Terraform
4. Python - last because it's just a programming language... some companies use it, others ruby, others Java... it's the most replaceable on the list

>> No.50500432

>>50500395
Megumin only can take one explosion

>> No.50500525

>>50500378
collect premiums on extremely OTM calls that will almost assuredly expire worthless

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50500553

>>50500427
What other skills would I need to increase my value?

>> No.50500559

>>50500525
>while the underlying loses more value than the premiums are worth
you dumb

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50500560

>>50499524
Yes

>> No.50500581

>>50500559
>not naked calls
Its time for theta to bludgeon call buying retards again

>> No.50500712

>>50500559
i literally never said that lmao

>> No.50500850

>>50500712
>>50500581
selling naked calls is even more stupider

>> No.50500868

>>50497665
>military grade
>at Walmart
Euro here.
Do they habe KAC, Radian or DD at Walmart?

>> No.50500894

Time to short Ford stocks

https://www.ibtimes.com/ford-layoffs-2022-why-automaker-reportedly-plans-cut-8000-jobs-3581973

>> No.50500937

>>50500868
at most, walmart sells ammo and hunting rifles or maybe some pistols. not sure about the stuff you're asking about.
they pulled the "weapons of war" (sarcasm) a few years ago for political and PR reasons.

>> No.50500944

Reminder to read /smg/ on warosu.org so you can enjoy all the deleted posts for the proper /smg/ experience.

>> No.50500961

Naked Calls. Lol.

>> No.50500963

>>50495388
FUCK. Don't read the post I linked it's a trap.

>> No.50500972

>>50500944
I appreciate the jannie's removal of dicks
I'm shorting SIGA btw

>> No.50500986

Ok finished Too Big to Fail. Really wish there was something like the Enron doc for the 08 crisis. These docudramas are not great. I do want to know more about that investment bank deregulation now.

>> No.50500990

>>50500972
siga homophobe

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>>50498896
gross

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50500998

100% of my money is in spy $370p expiring in november. Im basically not going to look at my folio till october. Cheers NIGGERS

>> No.50501030

>>50500986
Lmao good luck bud. U think those that produce the propaganda are gonna do anything more than throw just enough crumbs to keep your kind placated

>> No.50501035

>>50500972
I would short SIGA and long smallpox vaccine producers.

>> No.50501037

Why do you cum ?

>> No.50501045

>>50501037
cuz ur sister's pussy is so good

>> No.50501046

>>50500986
inside job?

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50501048

LMAO

Looks like its not just homebuyers, but the chinese suppliers in the real estate markets aren't paying their bank loans for shit either!

https://twitter.com/GoldTelegraph_/status/1550290659390771200

Who's ready for mother of all bubbles to explode soon?

>> No.50501057

Anyone here own TSLA STOCK?

>> No.50501065

>>50501035
Don't forget Marburg and Polio, those two things have been popping up recently too!

>> No.50501074

>>50501057
not me i'm not a homosexual redditor

>> No.50501105

>>50500321
Talk to a lawyer or an accountant. Jfc, why would you do anything besides ask a lawyer or accountant? Are you really asking /smg/?

>> No.50501109

>>50501057
Yep

>> No.50501110

>>50501049
>>50501049
>>50501049
>>50501049

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50501113

um soxl bros?

>> No.50501128

>>50501105
Because idfk what I'm doing

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50501187

>>50500339
Damn, now gold is gonna crash

>> No.50501798

>>50500937
The names i mentioned, just produce gucci AR-15's

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>>50501035
totally bro

>> No.50502163

>stocks slide on poor tech earnings
All the tech stocks that went up on hopium are about to be raped to zero and that's exactly what they fucking deserve. Stop overvaluing garbage holy shit. No, your space dildos are not a world changing technology I don't care how much elon tweets about them.

>> No.50502350

>>50500972
>>50501035
Retards