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In this thread, we will green text a conversation over Big Macs between /biz/ and Sergey Nazarov

>> No.50496087

no

>> No.50496103

>>50496075
>where’s my money you tubby faggot?

>> No.50496110

>>50496075
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER GOOSE NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.50496186
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50496186

>So you bought some link anon?
>Yes I did Sergey bought a whole bag at 30 dollars when will it pum..
>Shhhhh it will all be over soon anon
>gently shoves a big mac into your mouth

>> No.50496194

>>50496075
I'm not joking or larping, I've unironically met Sergey through a friend. He's a fucking asshole, swears like a 13 year old, and somehow looks fatter in person. He's extremely sweaty. He always goes off on the soapbox style rants about philosophy or Le Science. It's extremely grating and I honestly can't stand to be around the dude for more than an hour. He's extremely insecure and won't shut the fuck up about chainlink even when he isn't working. Everything is a business opportunity to him and he just stands in a corner at any gathering scheming out loud. Dude's a fucking ego-maniacal freak and if you ever win this gay little big mac contest I hope you don't sell your link immediately afterwards because I'll need exit liquidity in a few years. Don't meet your heroes.

>> No.50496287

>>50496194
I saw Sergey at a grocery store in the Cayman Islands yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any centralized infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to complain about the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.50496301

>>50496287
kek

>> No.50496318

>when big mac index chainlink price feed?

>> No.50496335

>>50496287
Fuck beat me to it

>> No.50496345

>>50496194
Unironically sounds exactly like how Steve Jobs was described in his biography.

>> No.50496449

What does it mean that this makes me want to buy LINK more than anything else they have announced so far?

Am I just incredibly mentally ill?