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50495570 No.50495570 [Reply] [Original]

>be fat and ugly
>my best friend dies in a car accident
>other best friend is on heroin again, going to rehab for the SIXTEENTH time
>sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit
>get a $200 pair of sunglasses
>feel like a new person when I wear these glasses, almost like a superhero
>I feel like no one can see me, but I can see through everyones soul
>start going to bars and clubs, something I've never done before
>start flirting with women far out of my league, fail the first few times
>start lying about my profession, telling them I'm a bitcoin investor or a lawyer
>a few start falling for it, finally start getting da pussay
>life is finally going good, gonna open a skate park in Iceland soon
We're gonna make it bros.

>> No.50496550

good on you anon. those are cool sunglasses too

>> No.50497105

Theres this chubby ugly white rapper kid named Lawsy and you look like an older fatter version of him, I saw this pic and actually thought it might be him for a second.

instagram.com/lawsymf

>> No.50498842
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50498842

>>50495570
I like the fat fuck that shows off his expensive watch better than the sunglasses fatass

>> No.50500084

>>50496550
>>50497105
>>50498842

Newfags

>> No.50500146

>>50495570
Looks like the fat dude who lives in my complex that dates a 7.5/10 5'0" cutie