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Okay guys this is real. I have a feeling this is the turning point for Chainlink. 1k eoy is guaranteed.

>> No.50495380

>>50495278
kek it's actually real wtf

>> No.50495408

>>50495278
Sergey knows what his linkies want

>> No.50495438

That reminds me of that time when VeChain announced a McDonalds partnership and in reality it was just CEO feeding his employees with Quarter pounds or whatever lel.

>> No.50495441

>>50495278
You know why there's no game in Vegas with random odds? Because your chances of winning are random. Nobody wants that. It's terrible.

>> No.50495450

>>50495278
Buy
Buy literally right fucking now
Youll be priced out by mon

>> No.50495457

Ronald McDonald WILL be at Smartcon this year. Mark my words

>> No.50495491

>>50495278
>>50495380
> It's real
Wtf lol praise Jesus

>> No.50495505
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50495505

I don't like Big Macs but I would certainly offer to suck his dick.

>> No.50495523

>>50495278
the fact that this is real is making me very worried t. 3k link holder

>> No.50495526

>It's real
>It's not just anons shitposting pretending it's real, it's actually for real for real no cap
What the fuck is going on.

>> No.50495564

kek how can they use mcdonalds in a promotion like this?

>> No.50495575

This means homosexual encryption is complete

>> No.50495592

>>50495526
The HR roasties that Sirgay is paying $300k/yr are finally doing their jobs

>> No.50495595

It’s fucking real… jfc the unprofessionalism. I’m out. They made a meme, reality.

>> No.50495600

>>50495523
Cheese gives you diarrhea too huh?

>> No.50495664
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>>50495278
very based, we're about to make it bros

>> No.50495735
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50495735

>>50495523
I have more Link than you

>> No.50495754

sergey advertising directly to the same racists he's been trying to distance himself from for years

ticket sells must be shit

>> No.50495782

imagine this post is what makes chainlink finally moon. would not be surprised with how the world has gone for the last few years

>> No.50495836

>>50495754
You can bet. 1k+ regular price, during a macro correction and after a crypto melt down, retail cant pay for the speaking fees of the guests. Also jab restrictions for international attendees wont help. Ethcc had speakers talking to an empty room, smart con wont be much brighter

>> No.50495853

>>50495754
Kek I was thinking the same

>> No.50495893

>>50495853
What are the odds you're both fucking retarded?

>> No.50495949

>>50495278
sell signal

>> No.50496222
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50496222

>>50495278
bearish as fuck

just checked at the ticket price is 777


jesus.

fcuk me i hold 10,000 of this fucking shit

gonna go get my trucking liscnese and travel the country with my dog and listen to podcasts... fcuk it

>> No.50496364

>>50495836
don't have to worry about what it's costing them as they sold lots of link last year to last them ages
but yeah, don't want empty rooms

>> No.50496439

>>50496364
Doubtful. They spend a bunch on aris pocs, ts, town crier and deco and subventioned mev on eth by feeding beta test nodes buying eth for gas. Eths "bullrun" is mostly chainlink sponsoring mev, eth is deader than chainlink as ethcc 5 showed

>> No.50496535

>>50495505
A real man DEMANDS to suck dick

>> No.50496654

ITS REAL
HOLY FUCK ITS REAL

>> No.50496740

>>50495278
this is insane are they trying to crash the price on purpose

>> No.50497163

Some of you guys really need to get out of your basements and find a sense of humor. This is a great thing and I tip my hat to Sergey for doing this. Lighten up, dorks.

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50497384

the fact that this is real means that the entire link team know their only audience are autistic 4channel dweller at this point

>> No.50497646

>$777
>big mac
>7 holders
>normie emojis
bearish as fuck t. og linker

>> No.50497768

>>50496439
all the ari stuff was like two years ago

>> No.50497785

One of those 7 men needs to be a /biz/tard, please

>> No.50497886

>>50495278
Wtf, why is Chainlink raggin on Sergey. This is turning into a joke.

>> No.50497902

>>50497384
Yeah, wtf?

>> No.50497941

>>50495523
How does 30 dollars sound?

>> No.50498038

>>50497941
30 per link sounds reasonable

>> No.50498063

>>50495278
I hope mcdonds sues them for the memes. the real public has never heard of CL

>> No.50498087
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50498087

Is there any reason to go if I'm not able to network? I'm not building any web3 apps or learning how to.

>> No.50498110
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>>50495441
this is the dumbest post i've ever read.

>> No.50498153
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>>50495278
>meeting face to face with linkies after the abysmal price action, years of demoralization posts, and after many lost their life savings on celsius/bancor
i'm genuinely worried for his safety

>> No.50498328

>>50498153
Kek you think we’re truly demoralized? Pack it up boys. We won.
Also, check’em

>> No.50498813

>>50496439
What the fuck has Ari even done since he was hired as their Chief Scientist? I know he’s an academic but fucking hell all he’s done is put his name on some papers.

>> No.50498933

>chainlink partners with jasmy to power the big macverse.

>> No.50498937
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50498937

>>50495278
We're there dude

>> No.50498985
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50498985

>>50495278
This just means chainlink knows /biz is a bunch of pathetic link baggies that they steal from and dump on constantly- they know your memes and they think so little of you that they offer you a fucking cow entrail and bone burger after they stole all your money. I’ll bet you 2 mil that the majority of the staff sits behind a 2way mirror and watches your disgusting ass eat this burger while they all smoke cigars.

>> No.50498994

>>50498087
Why not go and just listen to talks? You're not forced to network

>> No.50499017

>>50496222
>>50495278
price predictgion

>> No.50499078

>>50495278

Is this a buy or sell signal?

>> No.50499117

>>50495278
>1k EOY
More like 1c EOY. Once they start recognizing the memes is when the peak euphoria sentiment reaches.

>> No.50499200

This is actually based af. It's like you faggots want CLL to be a faceless megacorp which virtue signals nigger reparations all day instead of one who has a genuine sense of goddamn humor

>> No.50499223

Wow it’s real… bearish as fuck

>> No.50499253

>>50499200
N word is unnecessary. It’s almost as if maybe, just maybe, racism turns people away from your community.

Let that sink in.

>> No.50499291

>>50495523
why? it's actually a pretty comfy way to reach to the community. you never liked hanging out with your friends after HS and eating fast food?

>> No.50499401
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>>50499253
It's almost like some group of people might have programmed them to be socially repulsive and they ate it up like their other consumer goods when they should have just been making their own society in the woods if they were so good at it and well supported, lmao

>> No.50499563

>>50499401
Good job falling for the most obvious bait in the game . Now fuck off back to P/lebbuit where your fag friends get their legs waxed .

>> No.50499682

okay at this point they really are sending us secret messages it isn't a schizo theory anymore

>> No.50499748

CERN fucked with the timeline again
The fabrics of the world are weakening... Memes become reality
This is now the.best timeline but also the strangest

>> No.50499758

>>50499253
Actually it doesn’t. Honest opinion from someone who does not like to use that word or think of people in such derogatory ways. But I understand that an open forum without censorship is critical to our societal freedom, and simply look past it because it doesn’t fucking matter.

>> No.50499772

>>50499253
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.50499803

>>50499758
anyone who thinks they can tell you what to say also thinks that they are your superior. And thats what most of this shit is all about, enforcing their will on you.

>> No.50499810

Can someone tell me how to short/long alts if Olive in America. I made easy money from NFTs but now I would like to participate in these perps with 20x leverage that i see people can do everywhere else in the world. any hope for someone like me besides rollbit with vpn?

>> No.50499844

>>50499810
Based on your lack of grammar or basic knowledge you shouldn't be doing anything financial with leverage

>> No.50499859

this tweet means that it's worse than we could ever imagine or that sergey is a celebatory mood and is signalling to us
he started this earlier with the bnc interview

>> No.50499974

>>50498994
Because that's fucking boring I could just read all that shit here. I'd want to meet Sergey and co but I don't feel like paying $777. I'm just dreaming about winning the chance to eat a bigmac with Sergey. I probably couldn't even go if I wanted to, my dad is having health issues and I want to be here to cook for him.

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50501139

this is the first in person smartcon. they want it to be a big deal. "crypto twitter" is the biggest public face of crypto that devs, normies, companies, investors, etc see and interact with. big mac memes are posted literally every day under sergey and cl tweets. so they're just doing something fun based on that. it's not complicated.

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>>50499563
Dude I've been on /biz/ since 2017 (ex /pol/grammed loser) would rather see /pol/ and anyone who unironically browsed it since 2018 eradicated if it improves the network's chances.
And since literally any collaborative effort would get slowed down by closed minded fucks like you, yeah go inhale some gas.

>> No.50501478

>>50495278
Remember, whoever wins this, you'll only have 8 seconds for the kill shot. Sergey can finish a big mac in 5 and will be on and off the stage in seconds either side with security. You have to shoot the second the burger eating begins. A bomb might be better but would require self sacrifice. If they ask you to agree to a 'spit' partition do not. This is most likely blast resistant, bullet proof shielding. Sergey doesn't care if he spits in you and knows he will be finished before you've opened your burger. Though if this does happen perhaps an explosive device disguised as a big mac could be thrown over the partition. Sergey will automatically catch this in his mouth and although he will taste the betrayal instantaneously, if the bomb is timed well it shouldn't matter, his mouth is poor at overhand throws so the partition should ensure it remains on his side anyway. Good luck marine.

>> No.50501520

>>50501207
This. Ex-white identifying nazi here, I've been on /biz/ since 2008 but when the Obama vote ruined my racist life as i went out into the street shouting nigger and lost my job I've been with him and then later not with him but with her. I now get my politics from /gif/, the way i see it if you have the funds and footsoldiers to astroturf a fetish then it must be right.

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>>50495278
>referencing 777 and big macs memes
does this mean the schizos posting breadcrumbs here have been right all along?

>> No.50502018

>>50501988
It means there is no enterprise level interest in chainlink whatsoever, so they're appealing to their only remaining audience (us fucking retards who held for five years).

>> No.50502070

>>50495278
KEK based sergey

>> No.50502166

>>50499291
community pandering is always the beginning of the end

>> No.50502207

>>50501207
>t. salty low iq troon with a disintegrating neo-vagina

>> No.50502270

>>50502018
Enterprise interest absolutely dumpsters price action.
Every token with real adoption, partnerships and features gets SHIT on. Only worthless dogshit like SHIB, ADA, SOL and similar scams get to moon.

>> No.50502299

>>50502166
this.

>> No.50502575

>>50502166
>>50502299

Uhh checked

>> No.50502714

>>50502270
>t.2021 twitter tourist

>> No.50502786

>>50499974
just order him some bigmacs

>> No.50502812

>>50502714
I went all in LINK in 2018 and never sold any.
You either embrace clown world or go mad.

>> No.50502852

>>50502270
>Every token with real adoption, partnerships and features
>token not found

>> No.50502886

>>50495278
Holy based

WAAGMI

>> No.50502941

>>50501207
Fag

>> No.50503007

>>50495278
So Sergey this whole thing... What does it mean? Have we already made it or are we all fucked?

Imagine asking that to Sergey at this meeting. I mean that's what this means. This is a sign of either maximum confidence or maximum desperation

>> No.50503687

>>50495735
>I have more Link than you
Link is around 35% of my total portfolio, and Ethereum and Ankr, but quite deep into SYLO, because of its end to end encrypted messaging app and the good passive returns.

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50503780

Fudders having a complete meltdown ITT fucking kek. Your clock is ticking stinky bulgarians, tick tock.

>> No.50503784

>>50503780
???
is this denial?

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50503801

>>50503784
Go switch your IP a couple of more times please, this is fucking hilarious

>> No.50503807

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!!

>> No.50503862

>>50501139
this. most good memes come from 4chan but this is for twitter. lots of overlap i guess

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>>50502166
yeah of shitty price action. get ready for the singularity lads

>> No.50503936

>>50503801
I haven't switched my IP once, are you projecting as well?

>> No.50504133

>>50503687
>>50503687
>>50503687

SYLO IS A SCAM AND THIS JEET WANTS TO STEAL YOUR MONEY

>> No.50504183

>>50495564
they have been partners with mcdonalds since the beginning.