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Uhhh it's real?

>> No.50495274

Don't lean into this shit, Chainlink. I liked it when you were aloof and too professional to even acknowledge us.

>> No.50495283

selling everything.

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ok this is epic

>> No.50495289

yeah what the fuck. I preferred when they pretended like we didn't exist

>> No.50495304

this is the exact shit that's gonna make it pump you fucking retards. have you learned nothing?

>> No.50495308

This makes me want to buy link. Tonight.

>> No.50495314

don't be shy anon

>> No.50495316
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holy shit LOL

>> No.50495333

Sergay is so fucking cool

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Just let the memes flow anon!!

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sergey browses /biz/

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>> No.50495383

Wow goyslop and shitcoins!

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>> No.50495387

VRF odds are awful. The winner should be chosen based on a "community" vote. That's my opinion and it matters a lot to me.

>> No.50495398

dam i can't go to the us cuz they still require the vax

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>> No.50495412

This… I actually just got a sick feeling in my stomach. This isn’t the way, this is going to become extremely cringe very fast.

>> No.50495419

God damn it meme folder is gone who has sergey and ronald parasailing?

>> No.50495424

Were actually gonna make it

>> No.50495428

holy shit, they're either very desperate or an HR roastie got fired

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best i can do

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>> No.50495544

You holding LINK is the biggest fud to me and I'm all in since 2019

>> No.50495548

So after 4 years they finally succumbed to /our/ meme. Just sold my 100k LINK that I didn't buy back then.

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>cultist japanese president dead
>the fat one left cumtown
>biden has covid

The schizos were right. something happened recently and we split away from the gay timeline.
This tweet is HUGE

>> No.50495593

That's it. I'm selling

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>> No.50495609

This is the most nod well ever get

>> No.50495624

I'll take it kek

>> No.50495630

I'm wondering, were any of those informative posters members of the Chainlink team? Not the larpers, but the posters that always seemed to have an excellent analysis of Chainlink...almost too excellent.

>> No.50495643

Could try to sneak in through Mexico

>> No.50495679

At least seven of them.

>> No.50495683
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>its fucking real

>> No.50495686

Well, you wanted to make it didn’t you? Congratz, the Big Mac will send the hexagon into stardom.

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>> No.50495756

$100 end of year unironically.

This tweet pretty much proves 4chan is still the only ones invested and we are still early as fuck. wgmi

>> No.50495766

I don’t care. This is fucking lame and we’re in big trouble if this is where we’re at with Chainlink. Everything in the last few months screams desperation. v0.1 steaking is clearly a stop gap release and just trying to calm people down, and now this cringe shit is them trying to appease le wacky link muhreeens. >>50495274 said it best. I mean can you imagine the fucking meetings they had for this shit?

>> No.50495770 [DELETED] 

They're mocking you

>> No.50495778
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>community: bully sergey for being fat
>sergey: g..guys wanna have big macs wiv me?

>> No.50495797

sergey advertising directly to the same racists he's been trying to distance himself from for years

ticket sells must be terrible

>> No.50495804

>Average price of a Big Mac in the U.S. in 2022 is $5.93

it's over

>> No.50495817

That’s it, I sold

>> No.50495843

Damn now I want to buy a ticket, maybe I'd be the one to eat a bigmac with Sergey. If trips I'll get a ticket.

>> No.50495848

Fuck it I'm going to get a big mac right now

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>> No.50495865

Meh, guess not.

>> No.50495873

Honestly, I think it shows confidence that the dark days are coming to an end. I would prefer them not delving into the /biz/ meme culture (which has spread to twitter), but I don't think they do this if it actually had any affect on their b2b perception. Would indicate to me they reached enough "escape velocity" behind the scenes that they can "unbutton their pants" so to speak.

If that's not the case and it's a move of desperation, then we're all fucked anyway.

>> No.50495890

Imagine smartCon being a nothingburger and sergey risking his life to have a Big Mac with one of you fuckers

>> No.50495897

I'm gonna disagree with you on that. You know what caused all these shit coins to omega pump? Memes. Can only help the cause. You might say "this will turn off serious clients" but all the main pieces are already set-up behind the scenes so really it's only a benefit.

>> No.50495898

The russian scammer cries out in pain as he grovels for exit liquidity

>> No.50495901

hilarious shit

>> No.50495915

thanks just bought 100 link.

>> No.50495925

This. They ignored us for fucking years, and now they’ve splurged on a really expensive event that no one is going to, based on the price cuts, and now this. Absolutely no company or organization would want to directly associate with us if it were their choice. They’re doing this because literally no one else cares. I’m saying this as someone who’s all in, but this is a fuck up.

>> No.50495937

sell signal

>> No.50495951

The fact they didnt lean into it during gold rush season speaks bounds

Let them have fun with the community for the first and probably last time. No eyes on crypto until whatever dumb tiktok dance makes it a global sensation again

>> No.50495954

Chainlink will not moon until the contrarians on /biz/ capitulate. There's multiple ways to accomplish that.

>> No.50495962

And to top it all off they're picking 7

>> No.50495966

I really hope you guys are right, it’s just been absolutely miserable the last couple of years and it’s hard to even imagine something turning out good at this point.

>> No.50495981

Imagine sitting there literally eating a big mac with Sergay. You both say hello to each other, sit down and he finishes it up in like 15 seconds and its over while you're still chewing the first bite. As he gets up to leave he turns around with a smug look and says, "nothing personal, kid" as he goes onto the stage to give another presentation.

>> No.50495997

the absolute state of LINKcels.

>> No.50496013

Nick is a crypto jew
The jew is a jew
That fat greek fagget needs to die

>> No.50496021

>lean into.
Bulgarians have added a new phrase to their word salads.

>> No.50496033

If quints I'm buying this ticket

>> No.50496037

Before we dig in I ask him if he could smell the toilets at sibos

>> No.50496041

For a contrarian to capitulate, a astronomic singularity needs to form an collapse, our universe might not exist long enough for such an event to occure

Or in biblical terms, if one doesn't listen to Abraham and Moses, Lazarus rising from the dead wont change their opinion either

>> No.50496047

This shit needs to get real racist so they cant even look here anymore.
Nigger nigger big mac jew nigger.

I dunno im tired but u get the point.

>> No.50496055

Absolutely fucking based

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>> No.50496086

Im not racist i just hate black people, its science

>> No.50496091

Hello fellow traveler. Where are you heading to?

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i was making joke from your caption

>> No.50496150

I'm not joking or larping, I've unironically met Sergey through a friend. He's a fucking asshole, swears like a 13 year old, and somehow looks fatter in person. He's extremely sweaty. He always goes off on the soapbox style rants about philosophy or Le Science. It's extremely grating and I honestly can't stand to be around the dude for more than an hour. He's extremely insecure and won't shut the fuck up about chainlink even when he isn't working. Everything is a business opportunity to him and he just stands in a corner at any gathering scheming out loud. Dude's a fucking ego-maniacal freak and if you ever win this gay little big mac contest I hope you don't sell your link immediately afterwards because I'll need exit liquidity in a few years. Don't meet your heroes.

>> No.50496161

i don't know what to think about this
it's actually real...

>> No.50496171

anons please tell me it's fake PLEASE I DONT WANT TO HATE THIS

>> No.50496210

So after all these years they've come to biz for marketing strategies. God help us.

>> No.50496215

Between this and the discounted special, the impression I'm getting is that ticket sales aren't as high as they want them to be.

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>> No.50496233

This isn't a nod kek. This is walking past someone, pausing as you are about to pass, grabbing their shirt front and screaming at them.

>> No.50496244

>anons itt thinking it's biz related
>they don't realize twatter hijacked all our shit since 2019 and chainlink is pandering to them not us
still surreal that they embraced this, and the emojis in the tweet are cringe. I don't like this one bit.

>> No.50496253

ill eat a bigmac when chainlink is 1000

>> No.50496255

I don't know what I'd say to Sergey. you can't let him in on the fact that you've been stalking him for five years and that your future depends entirely on him. Obviously you can't meme until well into establishing rapport, and then a slight wink is all you'd want. Would Sergey appreciate if you asked him about what he does when not working on Chainlink? Do you just take the gambit and ask, "wen staking?" as an opener?

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>be at smartcon
>excited to see sergey talk
>he has 2 hours scheduled this year after last year's mishap where he went almost an hour over schedule
>Sergey arrives 15 minutes late
>walks onto stage
>entire presentation is just pic related
>sergey jetpacks away to israel
it's over

>> No.50496279

Didn't had a big mac since they enforced the attempt at jab passes. Enjoy supporting new liberal fascists

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It’s my chance….to challenge him…….

>> No.50496300

>tfw you can go watch and listen to Eric fucking Schmidt talk at SmartCon and then go eat a Big Mac with Sergey right after, both things officially announced by Chainlink themselves
what kind of absolute meme timeline is this lmao

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The definition of unprofessional. I'm actually worried. What the fuck are they thinking.

>> No.50496324

Impressive, very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's Big Mac

>> No.50496341

it will be some 'genius' idea from their new community marketing hire
they unironically study memes for marketing degrees now. the lowest degree

>> No.50496465

with each passing day i am convinced link warchest was completely wiped out by celsius

>> No.50496504

They privated the fireside chat in january with maschinsky. But probably only individuals, cant really recall "dumps" ending in celsius wallets

>> No.50496520

lmao the absolute state of linkcucks

>> No.50496537

this is just what big companies with marketing departments do now, I mean this twitter post is generating talk here and on twitter etc which is what they want, personally I just bought 3 tickets because I want to meet sergey

>> No.50496584

LINK pumpinig after burger news

>> No.50496607

you realize there is no chance he would do this unless he has really good news to announce right? hes not going to eat with seething bag holders

>> No.50496638

Maybe he is suicidal and wants a tragic comedic end that is going to be remembered instead of going to jail for 25 years for large scale security fraud

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lmao you never know

>> No.50496665

I'm a LINK holder, mutt

>> No.50496674

angel versetti acknowledged the memes too with ambrosus before it died...

i'm geting ambrosus vibes lads

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For me it's the double quarter pounder.
My favourite feature of the DQP is the rich history surrounding it's addition to the menu
>originally marketed as the half pounder, the successor to the quarter pounder
>sales were dismal, a massive flop
>when investigated further it was revealed Americans thought it was a smaller burger
>they thought 1/2 was less than 1/4
>because 2 is less than 4
>so they changed the name to double quarter and it became and instant success
Can't even make this shit up.

>> No.50496700

they activated CERN

>> No.50496741

either they already know they won and just embracing memes for community or they literally were running on hype from the bull market and things are starting to turn sour and are loosing money and clients

28k link holder here

>> No.50496748

based seethe pasta

>> No.50496773

oh linkies he is going to betray again

>> No.50496793

Wait, I confused the story. competitor tried to introduce a 1/3rd of a pound burger to compete with the quarter pounder but people thought they were being ripped off.

>Interestingly, A&W decided give the Quarter Pounder some competition in the 1980s. So it introduced the "Third-of-a-Pound Burger." It was priced the same as the Quarter Pounder but with a third of a pound of beef, instead of just a quarter pound. It even outperformed the Quarter Pounder in taste tests.
>But nobody bought it.
>When A&W did focus groups to try and figure out why, the reason was simple. And hilarious. It turns out, people aren't so savvy with fractions.
>More than half the people in the focus groups questioned the price of the third-pounder. They wanted to know why they should have to pay the same price for a third of a pound as they did for a quarter pound at McDonald's. They said A&W was overcharging them. You're ripping them off.
>People genuinely thought a third of a pound was less than a quarter pound. Because 3 was less than 4.

based burgers

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Fucking kek

>> No.50496827
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Just went all in

>> No.50496831

This. Fucking embarassment. “OMG hilarious he totally gets us”. Dear god just give me an exit pump

>> No.50496849

This is our signal.
Time to double our bags.
Before Sergey dumps 50m.

>> No.50496866

where the fuck is the tech holy fuck i am here for tech and there is none just talking heads and big macs

>> No.50496890

>sir gay browses /biz and replies to N threads

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Half the assholes in this thread with a fudding attitude over the biggest hat nod Sergey has ever given us...the memes are becoming a reality now...1keoy

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Here you go fren

>> No.50496997

How about they just cut the bullshit and release steaking? Come on dude don’t fall for this shit. Cutting the price in half for SmartCon isn’t some epic win, it’s them admitting SmartCon was gonna be a ghost town at $1477 and now they’re resorting to pretty desperate measures by being so explicit about muh memes.

>> No.50497007

I like the one with anon’s post that says something along the lines of
>imagine trying explaining this picture to someone
Fucking kek

>> No.50497010

>trust me guys im a fellow lin-
You're an illiterate serbian rape-baby posting on behalf of an insolvent bulgarian ponzi. Shut the fuck up.

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Fucking hell. This is going to be a disaster.

>> No.50497016

Yes it's a bear market and no one is euphoric. Company staff don't even want to sound bullish at meetings for fear of looking bad. Price drives a lot.

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checked the only people complaining are the usual fudding nigger faggots

>> No.50497053

B-but I though you hold icp

>> No.50497064

I cannot believe this. Didn’t they restart cern recently? There’s no explanation for this deviation

>> No.50497073

Nigville Blackenbocker called, he'd like his tomatoes returned by the fulcanelli.

>> No.50497086

Best case, a few dev nerds win and its going to be awkward, worst case somebody with a 9mm and 6 figure link wins

>> No.50497093

Link price pegged to big macs

>> No.50497103

kek watching /biz/'s precious little crypto project unravel before their eyes as they realize it's just another cashout MLM scam is hilarious

>> No.50497141

If this would have been released a few years ago the /biz catalog would have been full of sergey big mac memes...this is epic, this is the absurd, memes are becoming reality...we are entering the WTFWT timeline again and if LINK is $20 by August 1 then I will buy a ticket for $777

>> No.50497150

I don't know what you guys are so salty about

This is just a cool thing to do, and I only have 150 LINK (bought near last local low)

>> No.50497157

To really make it good they need to have a livestream on this so virtual attendees can watch the train wreck.

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fucking losers with Bancor haircuts and hook noses..fuck them, its finally happening tonight!

>> No.50497165

you're being pandered to because they're desparate, they're basically publicly admitting that 4chan is their exit liquidity, you're just cattle to fund their 6 figure salaries that will parachute them to whatever tech job they'll receive in the next 3-5 years

>> No.50497170
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>Sergay found the fat Sergey drawer

>> No.50497176

>smartcon 2022
>crowd around the table trying to get a glimpse of king sergey downing big mac after big mac
>everyone is wearing different version of Sergey's famous plaid shirt
>whispers become audible
>"he's not even chewing!"
>"there goes another one!"
>"bottomless pit"
>"he's a maniac"
>Chainlinkgod.eth approaches the table, tommy gun in hand
>under the sea starts to play
>A HR roastie screams "HE'S GOT A GUN!!!"
>marine after marine throw themselves on to King Serg to protect him
>Chainlinkgod goes ballistic with rage, "TOUCAN NEEDED, BITCH"
>*under the sea, life is so great under the sea*
>Chainlinkgod fires indiscriminately into the crowd
>As Chainlinkgod's magazine clicks empty Sergey digs himself from the pile of gunshot riddled bodies
>Rory rushes King Serg out of the room
>Several prominent twitter marines tackle Chainlinkgod to the ground, disarm him and break his nose with his own gun
>blood squirts out onto the remaining big macs
>these big macs become known to the community as Blood Macs, holy religious artefacts coveted by the marines
>the plaid shirts of the fallen marines who died protecting sergey from the bullets of Chainlinkgod become known as the Seven Blood Shirts and take their place next to the Blood Macs at every occult Chainlink presentation

>> No.50497180

yep, now it's met with a bunch of nexo fudders and demoralized sadfucks

>> No.50497186

kek at the very least...watching several dudes eat Big Macs with Sergey on livestream...Ill be eating a Big Mac from my computer desk

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>> No.50497206

go shit in the street, Ive been here since 2017 and the fud just isnt credible anymore...Eric Schmidt, SWIFT are at SmartCon. Dilate

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>7 lucky smartcon ticket holders
1k EOY??

>> No.50497289
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$777 tickets, Sergey Big Mac raffle...its really happening this year

>> No.50497345

What was the very first sirgay big mac meme reference?

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>> No.50497379

he was eating a big mac in public once

>> No.50497408

how do i enter the drawing to have a bigmac with sergey?

>> No.50497416

This photo was actually taken by a time traveller at Smartcon. Donald trump won one of the tickets.

>> No.50497427

Chainlink PR person lurking this board, PLEASE consider the following:

>> No.50497452

they all browse biz you fuck. everyone that isnt a puss browses 4chan. everyone into crypto browses biz. why do you think this place has an infestation of retards and jeets 247 its a fucking bear market and the catalogue is still full!

>> No.50497491

Nah fuck that HR roasties post tits

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u son of a bitch

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Imagine frolicking in the McD's PlayPlace ball pit with Satoshi Nakamoto himself.

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>> No.50497950

If I was an American I would have gone. I'm not sure how much I like them using biz memes. I've really hated seeing all the Twitter tards posting memes under every single cl post.

>> No.50497978

>how do i enter the drawing
Read the yellow paper on VRF and find the hidden code

>> No.50498032

LINK boolin

>> No.50498055

ok ok toasting in ebin bread

>> No.50498088

Schizo theory: the team is deliberately keeping the price at ~$7 because it plays into all the cheesy stuff they’re doing with memes and 777 stuff.

>> No.50498094

Shut up kike tranny

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>> No.50498130

Are you saying you want to sell??

>> No.50498131
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Does Sergey know it's tradition that we all eat Big Macs when Chainlink (Ticker: LINK) hits a new all-time high? If so, what is he telling us here?

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Is there a reason to go to these things if you're not a Blockchain app developer?

>> No.50498161

Been waiting for that pic to show up. Though I wish we got to the see the bottom as well.

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That's how you know some seething tranny jannie cropped that image, 42 makes them seethe and dial8.

>> No.50498200

kek wtf....he's onto us

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You mean the one the other day that gave an example of a fast food franchise as one type of business that would gain a competitive edge through the use of smart contracts?

>> No.50498237

Probably not, virtual will be sufficient. Unless you’re really keen on rubbing shoulders with people in the industry then it’s probably not worth it.

>> No.50498259

Sounds like absolute hell, holy shit.

>> No.50498287

I can't believe how many people are seething ITT

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I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
don't be frontin' son no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive through order for two
got a cravin' for a numba nine like my shoe
we need some chickin' up in heeya
in this hizzle
forrizle my nizzle, extra salt on the grizzle
dr peppa my brotha, anotha for your motha
double double super size and don forget the fries

>> No.50498330

there is a much better way to do this, qst, much more freedom for both parties

>> No.50498333

It's crazy. One of these faggots runs the Chainlink Twitter account.

>> No.50498335

It’s July in the year we’re supposed to get steaking and instead we’re getting tweets about Big Macs. Gee, I wonder why some people are seething.

>> No.50498395

Chances are you’ll be able to witness history in person. Enthusiasts are encouraged to attend too, another nod to the degen og’s here

>> No.50498533
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I have no words this is a fever dream and I'm just along for the ride.

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Sirgay is gonna be there in person? Say no more senpai


>> No.50498594

Pretty fucking surreal. If you could travel back in time and share this in 2017 or 2018 people would laugh at your amusing shoop, no one would believe it’ll end up being real.

>> No.50498685


Exactly. You are seeing the fud force in full action

>> No.50498743
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>when you get selected

>> No.50498753

Who thought this would be a good idea? Who in the fuck made this happen at the same event Eric Schmidt will be attending? I’m guessing after SmartCon they’re going to have to delete Schmidt from their list of advisors because as soon as he catches wind of this he’s gonna cut ties with these retards. Chainlink should stick to being laser focused on what they’re good at and they WERE the most professional team in this stupid industry. Now they’re doing this cringe bullshit.

>> No.50498799

he could hang out with them prior to disappointing them

>> No.50498801

Would be funny if it were fake.

>> No.50498825
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>he doesn't know
It's over.

>> No.50498835

>Sergey and co are officially making fun of the memes now

Holy goddam shit, anons we are all about to be so goddam, motherfucking rich.

captcha: 80VTD -- Umm, $80 value this December!?

>> No.50498866
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Sergey might be here right now. Say something nice about him.

>> No.50498870

I hope Sergey spills Big Mac sauce on his shirt and that we can see the stain when he does his presentation

>> No.50498885

stfu use the stinky meme

>> No.50498918

big macs pumping link you can't make this shit up ayyyy lmao

>> No.50498995

Im unironically bearish. Tbh at far faggot took to long and lost his user base. Now they are resorting to this stupid shit to try and get everyone engaged again. I hate Sergey so fucking much

>> No.50499023


You fud fags are getting more sloppy and repetitive by the week. Honestly. You all read the exact same. Im thinking you share scripts or just keep changing your ID and rewording the same fucking posts over and over.

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>> No.50499036

Anon…..I pray so….

>> No.50499041

Agreed. I think something like this would have been more appropriate a few years ago when Chainlink was still relatively small and making a name for themselves. But at this point it just looks really fucking dumb, especially when you combine the other shit like cutting the price of tickets. How anyone can’t see this as anything but pure desperation is beyond me.

>> No.50499053

one of us needs to win this and get him to say link 1k eoy

>> No.50499096

I want to smash those chipmunk tooth right out of your whore mouth and fuck the bloody ruin thats left

>> No.50499191

Denying Jesus Christ is the same as worshipping satan

>> No.50499198

The only thing you’re getting is an ass beating from me. Beat it, punk.

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Heh... Sorry to rain on your parade but I happen to be in possession of a number of prime Dall E memes that make Chainlink fans look rather foolish...

>> No.50499282

I can't wait for all of you faggots to lose everything.
If you didn't realize how bearish Elon signaling him buying the bottom was I don't honestly know how to help you
>Elon says he plans on reinvesting into Bitcoin
They clearly left out the fact he said "When the time is right"
Which it isn't right now morons.

>> No.50499285

>Linkies getting desperate
Where's the surprise part again?

>> No.50499295

Imagine believing anything from that faggot

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>> No.50499442

That's the automation of a bad process. I see it all the time. A team has been trading excel sheets with a bunch of manual steps, then the process gets automated and people get emails of those fucking sheets instead, which they then have to go sign off on. And none of it has a purpose.
If the technology in that pic exists, then the whole franchise becomes overhead, not just middle management.

>> No.50499590

based zach thank you king

>> No.50499624


No it doesnt you fud fag. Stop replying to yourself.

It would have looked worse years ago when it was still a new an unsure project trying to create its ecosystem and onboard tradfi like swift.

Now it seems like a sure thing to Sergey, which is likely why he can do this now. There isnt the risks associated anymore, only positives.

Most projects do it back to front because they are amateur.

>> No.50499785

If ever there was a tyme
saint Fresco of the Vyne

From hollywood to melrose
Saint Fresco Clementine

>> No.50499858

Found the redditor. “This.”

>> No.50499992

Dont forget tiktok will unironically killing youtube

>> No.50500060

sirgay betrayed us all

>> No.50500094

fucking kek

>> No.50500118

I too like to post le epic FUD like an old Fag.

>> No.50500136

Yes. My thoughts exactly.

>> No.50500158

Been in since day 1, and this is the closest I got to selling my whale stack. What the fuck is this? Most baffling is Sergey himself signing off on this.

>> No.50500190

Agreed, in retrospective one of thebsign that kleros was a shit project despite its theorical potential was the team reposting memes from here.

But desu ar this point memes like big macs and 7777777 are mainstream twitter memes so it's acceptable for them to meme back I guess

>> No.50500199

This. Will the denial ever end

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This is either really good or really bad.
I dont think anyone knows which.

>> No.50500246

Meme magick is real

>> No.50500363

>he thinks saying “This” came from fucking Reddit
Kys my man.

>> No.50500372

its still girly and dumb as fuck

>> No.50500391

I'm a fat fuck and want to have a burger let's pretend its for a meme or something

If you dumb fucks haven't sold yet there's really no saving yous

>> No.50500409

Well. Now Sergey eating a big man will forever become a meme.

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Are you aware that Sergey will (by an accuracy of >95% according to my advanced AI models) eat much more than just one big mac?

>> No.50500450

Some of you faggots have completely fried your brains to be seething over the word “This” holy fuck kek.

>> No.50500661

when people say shit like "great events and panals" you know that smartcon is just walking around hearing people speak about bullshit

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he is either celebrating with us as staking and ccip is being released. or it really is over. there is no in between

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Yep, well no matter what happens I don’t think it’s going to be boring around here.

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>It was a regular day, indistinguishable from the rest. One page in a book: rifled through not expecting to find money but flipped absent-mindedly nonetheless.
>“Rory, shut the fuck up,” Sergey said. Rory hadn’t been talking.
>“Yeah — fuck!” A new developer chimed in. I knew better than to speak aloud.
>“Don’t suck up,” a mild, authoritative voice suggested. The office grew quiet. Ben rarely spoke.
>“We have a problem with our wrappers,” he continued. There were Snickers wrappers littering his workstation, the floor, the hallways. An intern coughed.

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this will happen i'm calling it now

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i have no emotion

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>“That’s enough!” Everyone was stunned: we hadn’t heard Rory speak in weeks. “I’m fucking over it,” he continued, marching past the server rooms to a door marked Private B*throom.
>“Rory, no!” Mike cried, but it was too late. Rory quickly spun around and locked the door. We only caught a glimpse. The consensus is the room had a simple console labeled “Smart Contracts” and an On/Off switch. A*elyn banged feverishly on the door. Sergey just said, “Heh”.

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>We are ensconced in a room of pure white light. But in the absence of other hue it’s wrong to call it that. It is a kaleidoscopic rainbow of all time, matter, energy, purely condensed to a simple notion: truth.
>“I switched the sign in the bathroom years ago,” Sergey said. Words more a trumpet reverberating than human speech. We all understood. “Enough.” Everything goes black.
>I am back at my keyboard, fixing some errors from Tom’s codebase. Someone screaming about the discount rack at T.J.Maxx. Someone berating a banker on speakerphone. Everything normal. When I look over at Sergey, he winks.
I’ll never forget my Tuesdays with Sergey.

>> No.50501072

this would be a pretty fucking awkward bigmac date if link price is still struggling at $5. I wonder if it will be a fancy candlelit affair with just Sergey and the lucky guest or maybe you just catch up with Sergey at maccas at 3am after his huge bender and watch him shovel the big mac down, spilling the sauce down his beard and flannel before he passes out again.

>> No.50501129

sometimes I forget that the future can literally turn into hell, I hope normies don't end up buying vr headset just to avoid reality, don't be like me
hopefully meta proyects will be ready to use and maybe with lace it will be profitable, but our future seems more and more doomed

>> No.50501147

A big mac is literally 2 seconds of his time, one inhale. Don't fall for this shit. Until It's "share an infinite burger buffet with sergey" which should last him 5 minutes don't give in

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It's struggling at 7 now.

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this is the first in person smartcon. they want it to be a big deal. "crypto twitter" is the biggest public face of crypto that devs, normies, companies, investors, etc see and interact with. big mac memes are posted literally every day under sergey and cl tweets. so they're just doing something fun based on that. it's not complicated.

>> No.50501220

with food inflation and link price diving, at this rate the price of a big mac will be more than 1 (ONE) chainlink (ticker:LINK) token

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it's not complicated but it is surreal to see something we've shitposted daily for years materialize into reality

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I send 100 stinkies if the winner asks him how much dedodated wam to run a chain link server.

>> No.50501365

This is 1 of 2 things i believe:

Either Sergey can let his guard down and joke around because he did it and it's a done deal that Chainlink is at the center of the future, or he knows it's over and will just milk the holders for a while

>> No.50501422

for me $5 or $7 = the same thing: fucking depressing

>> No.50501434

well at least that means we will be put out of our misery one way or another

>> No.50501453

this is the beginning of the end

>> No.50501457

Flush yourself down the toilet.

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I mean, does it really seem that crazy at this point?

>> No.50501793

And then the penny dropped
No wait you're too stupid to realise it's a ponzi scheme

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7 retards from this board get to talk about the singularity with Chad Sergey. 1kEOY

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hecking based

>> No.50502154

my queen please fart on my face

>> No.50502220

What do you mean Sergey signed off.
They probably just told him to name a restaurant.

>> No.50502252

>Mr Nazarov, we're doing a dinner with 7 people from the community
>Where would you like it to be? We've got Verdi's, a nice Italian place, we've got Ra-
>Wh-what? Mr Nazarov, this is a serious m-

>> No.50502286

He doesn’t want to change clothes.
The man knows who he is.

>> No.50502290

I was planning to watch the event online, but Sergey really wants us to attend this it seems.
This will be a pivotal moment in Chainlink's history and will be a very important moment which will be recorded in history.

Should I try to attend it and buy a real ticket?
I was a bit too lazy to organize a travel and everything to go there, but I may change my mind with a good enough reason.

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>> No.50502351

By the time Chainlink hits 1000 they’ll be called Bug Macs

>> No.50502358

the only question is where do i put my money into now?

>> No.50502437

It is "sales". Didn't your boss pay you enough to learn proper English?

>> No.50502449

Free big macs.

>> No.50502451

This is the event to attend.
Eric Schmidt is in it.
Nothing will be the same after this.

>> No.50502471

The Aave short still hasn't been closed.
Until they close their short or go bankrupt the fud will not disappear...

>> No.50502671

Extremely cringe, but just bought two more tickets. They've been trying to distain from us since the beginning and ironically finally managed to do so with this.

>> No.50502675

nobody cares about this shit Digital Currency Group shill

>> No.50502716


>> No.50502776
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They got the idea from this episode of South Park.

>> No.50502797

Hope he has Patrick as a bodyguard. Incase he's not reading this someone please hit Patrick up on twitter

>> No.50502803

Care to explain I don't watch south park

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REALLY tempted to sell my 1k link stack rn


>> No.50502828

>There isnt the risks associated anymore
thanks for your insights, Ranjeesh

>> No.50502872

You'll continue to get dumped on and stay poor, linky retards.

>> No.50502900

>There were 5 Big Macs total, one for each of us, plus one extra for big Sergey. As I reached for my wallet, he held his hand up. "My treat," he smirked. He placed 6 Chainlinks on the counter and motioned for us to take our seats. "Sir, that's not enough. You're still short 50c," the girl cashier said.
"Oh, haha. Not a problem." Sergey fumbled around in his pockets for a few seconds before he realised something, stopped, and faced me. "Could I borrow the rest from you? I'll organise for you to be paid back. Just speak to one of the ladies from my HR team."

>> No.50502929

Checked and kekked.

>> No.50502980

>Every Chainlink event ever always hyped up by anons
>"We will make it for sure now, it's happening tonight!!"
>Each and every event is a nothingburger with the same slides, price always dumps
>Fast forward to 2022
>Chainlink marketing employee leans into the Big Mac meme
Using the reverse /biz/ sentiment indicator, it is obvious the event will turn out huge and Chainlink will actually pump on an event for once. Cap this.

>> No.50502991

>Each and every event is a nothingburger with the same slides, price always dumps
>is obvious the event will turn out huge and Chainlink will actually pump on an event for once
sure, Sandeep

>> No.50502994


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>> No.50503094

>The children of South Park become obsessed with chinpokomon.
>Parents are sick of their obsession.
>They find out the best way to turn their kids off of it is to love it themselves.

Basically the authoritative figure adopts the ‘cool’ thing thus rendering it uncool.

>> No.50503120

I see. Thanks. It's working very well desu

>> No.50503129

No one here likes you. Fuck off already, you kike bitch. This isn't a fucking phpBB either, so drop that embarrassing name and stop trying to stand out. If you can't find the motivation to post anonymously, then you shouldn't be posting at all. Typical jew proudly refusing to integrate with its host nation.

>> No.50503246

Why are you projecting, thirdy? Everyone knows Linkies are almost exclusively Northern Euros/Brits/Americans, except for /ourjeet/.

>> No.50503369
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>> No.50503520
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Just think about what this implies. The entire team knows about the Fat Sergey memes. They are all probably here, wasting their time on shitposts instead of coding. Many in the team look at Sergey and think about the Big Mac memes they saw on here. Imagine associating your CEO with Big Macs.
Meme magic is fucking surreal

>> No.50503523

Anyone who's got at least some brains will GTFO out of LINK asap. This "we're your friends" shit is to attract redditors because they cannot have people buy on rational grounds. They are trying to appeal to people through emotions rather than sound reasoning. When they get back to the old ways aka when they regain confidence in their product I'll buy again

>> No.50503608

>be american
>buy burger man's token
>invites you to eat burgers with him
is this an aspiration or something? i thought it was just a meme but you really are burger people.
>inb4 sn is russian

>> No.50503647
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>Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 350 lb., his eating habits were legendary. The SmartContracts.com CTO Steve Ellis claimed Nazarov's diet circa 2015 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful". By 2016, he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk. Close friend Tom Gonser wrote that in the late 2000s and early 2010s, Sergey went on crash diets before his projects commenced development, but when he lost his willpower he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. rory claimed that, during the testnet of chainlink (2017), Sergey would have "two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode and a quart of milk" for dinner, necessitating constant altering of his Lucky shirt. During a birthday party for Sergey --the SWIFT director -- gave him a belt with a card reading, "Hope it fits." A sign was placed below the birthday cake saying, "Don't feed the Sergey." He reportedly ate at least four pieces of cake that day.

>> No.50503660

>Dogecoin uses memes to pump to 90 billion market cap
>this is fine
>Chainlink finally starts embracing memes
fudders will always be fags

>> No.50503762

Is this the part where LINKies pretend they haven’t spent the past 4 years insisting no hype was needed for their token and that it would rely on being a ubiquitous technology everyone has no choice but to use? What happened to that??

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>> No.50503767

>Dogecoin uses memes
Dogecoin IS a meme you dunce
>this is fine
nobody said this was fine, fuck off

>> No.50503775

post hand shitskin shill

>> No.50503810

>nobody said this was fine
The richest man in the world said it was fine, who are you?

>> No.50503831

good, the desperate scam is about to unravel

>> No.50503904

>Dogecoin IS a meme you dunce
no, its a silly image without any memogenetic relevancy, as artificial as it comes. Do corpos really believe doge is a meme, no wonder advertising and marketing went to shit and doesnt deliver

>> No.50503963

Musk is not even the richest man in the world you uninformed retard
wtf are you talking about? it was a literal meme from the very beginning

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I agree but its also all of your faults for posting your retarded jokes in every single thread. I won't tolerate your surprised pikachu faces. I'm in this shit too and you've ruined it by dragging jokes on far longer than they should have.

>> No.50504066

You guys are fucken retards if you think biz is the only place posting 'Sergay Big mac" memes, he is bombarded everyday with them on twitter.

>> No.50504139

Will Sergey eat a different Big Mac with each winner?

>> No.50504354

They’re raising funds in a bear market.

>> No.50504560

doge is not a meme. Milhouse is ironically more of a meme than doge

>> No.50504685

Guys, I think Jews "like" us because we arent cretins like other gollum

>> No.50506237

Fuck I laughed

>> No.50506286

He's literally me :)

>> No.50506513

>*winner pays

>> No.50506524

loved it

>> No.50506691

>flicks through slides of burgers he had in the past for 15 mins

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toast to that

>> No.50507605

they are laughing at us now. holy shit fuck chainlink

>> No.50507754

we know exactly what this means
It's kind of fun to see them having a laugh about it, and honestly I'm just glad to see the funny link memes back on biz instead of shit fud
link memes are always the funniest