/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50494963]

Fist Bump! Edition

[Anonymous No.50494971]

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.50495000]

It's shit

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:c.c..
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 5 days

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.50495019]

>futures
Red friday,Black monday.Right?

[Anonymous No.50495051]

Earnings season took a negative turn today. Boston Beers earning was arguably more egregious than Snap. If you can’t make money hand over fist on booze in this environment, your business license should be revoked.

[Anonymous No.50495061]

This is /smg/, we like to have a lil fun round these parts here

[Anonymous No.50495071]

SOXL SISTERS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.50495073]

>I sold an iron condor in snap

[Anonymous No.50495074]

AMC Sept calls

[Anonymous No.50495078]

How do I cope with not pulling the trigger on SNAP puts before close? I could have at least 10x'd my portfolio and now I absolutely want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.50495079]

NO PENIS TALK IN THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.50495081]

>smg thinks they are above shitcoin biz
Nanodollars harden in response to mumu posting

[Anonymous No.50495086]

>>50495078
Nice cope

[Anonymous No.50495114]

>>50494963
If only we could buy oil from our Canadian friends instead of having our president go to the Saudis

[Anonymous No.50495113]

>>50494963
Motherfucking soldier fucked up the fist bump. What a day though, huh? I predict TSLA gives up its gains again. Timeframe? Two weeks?

[Anonymous No.50495115]

>>50495071
Why does SOXL keep selling hard AH though?

[Anonymous No.50495120]

>>50495051
You should always be making money on weed and alcohol, no matter the enviroment.

[Anonymous No.50495138]

>>50495074
Is that real? damn

[Anonymous No.50495143]

Someone please tell me why the market is still pumping? One more green day and I’ll be liquidated UwU

[Anonymous No.50495146]

>>50495114
No you don't understand! Leafoil is the dirtiest oil in the world! It's way more polluting than the oil of peace

[El Arcón No.50495151]

Is the water ok in here?

[Anonymous No.50495158]

>>50495074
>the woman king
Aren’t those just queens?
I think we figured out how to name things along time ago.

[Anonymous No.50495162]

Fucking chinks... I'm all in YANG tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50495181]

>>50495151
NO. Jannie seems to be trying to make his residence here. He doesn't realize how underwhelming he is. Unlike every other chat room moderator of all time, this one needs to "take a job" in order to have his place in any social structure.

Wait, no, that's him. I've described him exactly. And I heard he doesn't like SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50495194]

>>50494963
sirs can someone shill me a growth stock? I am looking for any company with massive projected growth in earnings in the near future.

[Anonymous No.50495203]

>>50495194
AQB

[Anonymous No.50495204]

these stocks aren't recov'ring
they're just dead cat bounces
this bleach looks delicious
i'll start with eight ounces

[Anonymous No.50495212]

>>50495194
Do you have a moment to talk about GaySex?

[Anonymous No.50495213]

>>50495114
#notmypresident

[Anonymous No.50495217]

>>50494963
That fist bump was priced in

[Anonymous No.50495228]

>>50495204
BASED poem anon

[Anonymous No.50495246]

>>50495074
N(o)

[Anonymous No.50495281]

>>50495203
>AQB
It has a nice looking chart that's for sure. Can you tell me more about mutant salmon? Is there a limit on how much stock I can buy?

[Anonymous No.50495307]

You guys all suck. I hope you know that.

[Anonymous No.50495319]

>>50495307
thanks, bro

[Anonymous No.50495329]

>>50495194
TSLA, AMNZ, TQQQ, SOXL, AAPL, ARKK, DIS, NVIDIA, KO, META, NFLX, DPZ, MCD, NTDOY, DOGE, GME and SNAP
are all very good stocks that help village out!

[Anonymous No.50495336]

biden fisting the USA

[Anonymous No.50495339]

>>50495307
Yeah, I'm aware... have been for years...

[Anonymous No.50495340]

Alright niggers are we gonna get a dump tomorrow for FOMC like usual? I expected most of this week to happen but I expect a 3% or greater dump tomorrow. REACT TO ME!

[Anonymous No.50495353]

So just as a heads up, the next /smg/ update should be a banger on a Friday night. Lots of good material, will probably be a longer episode than usual. The general has been extra autistic this week.

[Anonymous No.50495352]

>>50495307
Even me man, come on bro, don’t do me like this I was at your bar mitzvah back in the say

[Anonymous No.50495357]

>>50495307
Bro, im up 20k on Gaysex. Dudes sucking eachother is bullish af

[Anonymous No.50495367]

>>50495158
Fake name for fake history....less they're going to show then totally get btfo by the frogs.

[Anonymous No.50495374]

i have been buying the dip since it first went under 3600
smg called me retarded but now who's retarded

[Anonymous No.50495382]

>>50495353
Please die

[Anonymous No.50495388]

>>50495162
Wtf are you Joe Biden

[Anonymous No.50495400]

>>50495374
>under 3600
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.50495402]

>>50495307
I don't care.

[Anonymous No.50495404]

>>50495162
Is this an AIDS test?

[Anonymous No.50495405]

>>50495382
That's fucking rude. Apologize to me right fucking now king chud!

[Anonymous No.50495407]

>>50495382

[Anonymous No.50495415]

>>50495352
You’re chill fellow Jewbro.

[Anonymous No.50495420]

>>50495405
I hope you develop breast cancer and die

[Anonymous No.50495434]

>>50495420
I think Rocker is being MK Ultra'd into becoming a mass shooter desu senpai

[Anonymous No.50495435]

>>50495420
Wishing death upon somebody is not good karma. Enjoy your blistering asshole gaysex enjoyer

[Anonymous No.50495443]

Oh boy, I can’t wait for futures to pull a huge reversal and open up green so I’m liquidated right at open. That would be fantastic. UwU.

[Anonymous No.50495458]

I'm coming out to my parents, tonight wish me luck! <3

[Anonymous No.50495461]

>>50495435
Fuck karma and all your other made up retarded bullshit. Buy uranium

[Anonymous No.50495471]

>>50495458
Anon they already know there is no reason to make them sad by talking about it
>>50495404
Pregnant

[Anonymous No.50495479]

>>50495434
The only mass shooting I'm gonna be doing is massive loads of my Jewish cream into >>50495420 bussy after I take it from him.

[Anonymous No.50495480]

>>50495458
I hope they disown you.

[Anonymous No.50495482]

>>50495461
Ah the Uranium baggie, I should have known it was you.

[Anonymous No.50495504]

>>50495434
They should use people that aren't functionally retarded. Pretty sure he would load the rounds backwards then shid and fard all over himself while crying in the fetal position as school children point and laugh. You know, the usual

[Anonymous No.50495508]

>>50495353
Sounds like a good time.

[Anonymous No.50495513]

>>50495479
A true SIGA leader you are. How come your video last night got removed? I was looking forward to watching it

[Anonymous No.50495528]

>>50495480
Homophobic much?

[Anonymous No.50495530]

>>50495482
Also buy Bayhorse. Make it a parlay

[Anonymous No.50495543]

>>50495480
I hope they mercy kill it

[Anonymous No.50495547]

Just 10 more years...

[Anonymous No.50495552]

>>50495482
URANIUM KINGS will inherit the earth
u
u
UEC

[Anonymous No.50495556]

>>50495528
Where the fuck do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.50495568]

>>50495552
Hahaha faggot. The only bigger meme is DWAC

[Anonymous No.50495581]

>>50495552

[Anonymous No.50495617]

>>50495513
I'm gonna be honest, I've been going a little schizo lately and have been making nonsense videos, I had to purge the channel of some of it and stick to my guns.

[Anonymous No.50495623]

what are some good low market cap niche gem stocks with recent good news?

[Anonymous No.50495631]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50495645]

So WHO declared Monkeypee nothing burger. This means they want it to spread like HIV.

[Anonymous No.50495663]

>He doesn't know about Red July

NGMI

[Anonymous No.50495668]

>>50495645
They had a closed door meeting, nothing has leaked yet.

[Anonymous No.50495710]

>and I thought hurricane season was ova

[Anonymous No.50495715]

Check the antikythera indicator

[Anonymous No.50495733]

>>50495552
>uranium
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.50495737]

>>50495668
They had a meeting yesterday and it was declared NUFFIN.

[Anonymous No.50495760]

>>50495737
cool, it did absolutely nuffin to my stock.

[Anonymous No.50495773]

>>50495760
It was suppose to go either up or go down so I can buy more.

[Anonymous No.50495775]

yow guy so gay
smell like milk and gay

[Anonymous No.50495789]

I remembered snap took a shit last earnings so I sold some puts before close. Even if I don’t have any physical shares of snap I can still flip the premiums at open tommorow?

[Anonymous No.50495823]

>>50495715
wut does a 3000 year old bronze age star computer have to do with stocks?

[Anonymous No.50495832]

>>50495789
Do you even know what an option is dude?
>these are the people telling you to buy soxl

[Anonymous No.50495834]

Phew well that solves it. Pelosi had nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.50495855]

>>50495789
Anon did you sell puts or buy puts.. you either really fucked up or you made a bunch of money

[Anonymous No.50495857]

>>50495834

[Anonymous No.50495858]

>>50495832
I’m not sure what this response has to do with my post I’m talking about snapchat

[Anonymous No.50495868]

>>50495623
lol this guys out here trying to pick stocks in 2022 lmao

[Anonymous No.50495874]

>>50495855
Sold $11.5 puts expiring august 5th

[Anonymous No.50495876]

>>50495834
She looks way older than she used to. I think the adrenochrome is wearing off and nature is finally taking its course.

[Anonymous No.50495888]

>>50495858
I lf you sold puts 5hinking it would drop you're a retard. That's what the other guy was saying that you couldn't understand....you know, because of the retardation

[Anonymous No.50495899]

LONDON (AP) — As the World Health Organization's emergency committee convened Thursday to consider for the second time within weeks whether to declare monkeypee a global crisis, some scientists said the striking differences between the outbreaks in Africa and in developed countries will complicate any coordinated response.

African officials say they are already treating the continent's epidemic as an emergency. But experts elsewhere say the mild version of monkeypoop in Europe, North America and beyond makes an emergency declaration unnecessary even if the virus can't be stopped. British officials recently downgraded their assessment of the disease, given its lack of severity.

[Anonymous No.50495908]

>>50495888
Yes the price dropped. I was told it didn’t matter if I had the shares or not unlike covered calls

[Anonymous No.50495918]

>>50495834
>>50495857
>>50495876
last state of the union she looked like an elderly patient on meth, way worse than biden

[Anonymous No.50495928]

>>50495876
She's a fucking dinosaur.. Shes 82 years old..

[Anonymous No.50495929]

>>50495888
Thank you that was, in fact, largely what I was trying to say

[Anonymous No.50495939]

>>50495874
You fucked up and are probably gonna end up with snap bags... I'm assuming you had the $1150 cash and it's not the worst entry on that ticker

You should disable options since you clearly don't know wtf you are doing.

[Anonymous No.50495960]

>>50495908
You're just showing us even more why you shouldn't be trading options

[Anonymous No.50495988]

anon plays with options and encounters snap_city.mp4

[Anonymous No.50496002]

>>50495939
I sold 3 of them but I have 8k in settled cash. What do you mean bags? I don’t have any shares

[Anonymous No.50496008]

monkeybros…it’s over

[Anonymous No.50496022]

>>50496002
Your gonna have 300 of em soon... you just agreed to buy 300 shares of a stock you think sucks

[Anonymous No.50496052]

Is ESG a real threat to businesses and society or is it a meme?
I see people on other boards mentioning it a lot, but as a Stock Market Veteran™ my perception of it is "those weird socially aware funds that hardly anyone invests in." Most money goes into non-esg funds. So why is everyone so worried about it?

[Anonymous No.50496072]

>>50496022
But if the price is below $11.50 then I make money. Of the price is above $11.50 then I can just buy in at $11.50 and immediately sell.

[Anonymous No.50496090]

>>50496008
Not happened faggot. Monkey Pee stocks went sideways.. HA HA HA! YOU LOSE!

Brace your Anus you are about to get JANUS.

[Anonymous No.50496108]

>>50496072
Disable options

[Anonymous No.50496115]

>>50495552

Indeed. It is fortunate there are still many people who don't understand that all the climate change babble is actually the elite's way of handling a looming energy EROI crisis, with high-EROI fuel sources rapidly depleting and ensuring structurally higher and rising real costs of energy for decades.

The only things that will outperform fossil fuels will be alternatives to fossil fuels. There will be a massive SMR boom as remaining fossil fuels get too precious to use for electricity, and tremendous pressure to secure fissile fuel supplies. Eventually reprocessing and water extraction will bring it back down, but not before a monster bubble.

At some point either the Fed will stop crushing the markets or else they'll keep doing it and print to fund the government tax shortfall. Either way, energy commodities are gonna be THE fucking play for years and really nothing else is even gonna be close.

[Anonymous No.50496120]

>>50496052
Two words. Fossil Fuels.

[Anonymous No.50496127]

Gaysex sisters…

[Anonymous No.50496140]

>>50496052
>Is ESG a real threat to businesses and society
Those are two different questions

[Anonymous No.50496142]

>>50496052
ORFN is down 5% so it looks like it.

[Anonymous No.50496147]

>>50496022
I think he means he sold the contracts

[Anonymous No.50496156]

>>50496072
You are either retarded and meant to say you bought a put or you are retarded and will find out you'll be purchasing quite a few shares of snap against your will

[Anonymous No.50496159]

We’ll be up 200+ tomorrow. Clown world market.

[Anonymous No.50496162]

>>50496115
Long natural gas. It's America's future for 100+ years. Simple as

[Anonymous No.50496166]

>>50496072
HOLY SHIT THIS ReTARD EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.50496168]

>>50496159
I hope so I want uvxy under 11 bux so I can go balls deep in cheap calls for next week

[Anonymous No.50496176]

>>50496140
Obviously ESG is bad an incentives bad stuff, but my question is how much influence does it actually have.

[Anonymous No.50496180]

Saw ‘Nope’
>you guys are going to hear a lot about jaws and close encounters.
>those are dipshits who can’t see past the messsage of respect for predators and maybe empathy is the only way to tame a beast.
>or it’s about a zany monster who eats Hollywood elites!!xD
Your decision on philosophy. Ei5rr way it’s definitely the best movie to come out all year

[Anonymous No.50496191]

>>50496127
>>50496090
>>50496008
GAYSEX WILL NOT BE STOPPED

[Anonymous No.50496197]

>>50496072
can you please post the position so i can find out if you bought (buy to open) or sold (sell to open) puts.

[Anonymous No.50496200]

>>50496052
>Is ESG a real threat to businesses
Yes, it almost forces companies to comply with standards of purity not set by the law but by essentially Black Rock.
>Is ESG a real threat to society
Yes, the biggest companies are now black mailed and paid off to push an agenda on society not because it's correct or good for it, but purely because they are getting paid.

[Anonymous No.50496217]

>>50496197
I’m working on creative writing, I sold 0 snap options.

[Anonymous No.50496219]

>>50496052
ESG is why DIS went full faggot

[Anonymous No.50496224]

>>50496072
Selling (also called writing) a put option allows an investor to potentially own the underlying security at both a future date and a more favorable price. In other words, the sale of put options allows market players to gain bullish exposure, with the added benefit of potentially owning the underlying security at both a future date and a price below the current market price.
I didn't know you liked the wonderful company that is snapshit

[Anonymous No.50496234]

>>50496217
No such thing as creative writing. Just speak from the heart and let an editor do the rest.

[Anonymous No.50496236]

I'm exited to see how this one plays out

[Anonymous No.50496240]

Prove you own guns

[Anonymous No.50496243]

its 100 degrees outside i kind of want to go swimming but im thinking my little beach will be full.

[Anonymous No.50496257]

>>50496236
He'll be fine if he sells when VIX pumps for FOMC and amazon/apple earnings being shitty

[Anonymous No.50496258]

>>50496240
officer sir i do not own any firearms thank you have a nice day

[Anonymous No.50496264]

>>50496224
There is nothing bullish about selling puts. You are playing Mr insurance man and hoping you don't get stuck with someone's bags. It's pretty gay and I personally never do it.

[Anonymous No.50496277]

>>50496240
I don't think I will.

[Anonymous No.50496278]

>>50496240
How do you do, fellow anon?
I lost mine in a tragic boating accident. :(

[Anonymous No.50496280]

>>50496072
https://optionstrat.com/build/short-put/SNAP/-220805P11.5

[Anonymous No.50496288]

>>50496240
Big ups CIA. Shouldn’t you be in /pol/?

[Anonymous No.50496294]

Did someone just say Nigger?
Oh yeah, I did.

[Anonymous No.50496296]

>>50495888
>>50495874
why do you think it is a good/bad thing to sell puts before something crashes?

Seems to me that it is better to sell calls or buy puts before something crashes instead.

[Anonymous No.50496305]

>>50496294

[Anonymous No.50496350]

Watch and Learn

[Anonymous No.50496355]

Anon-chan, I am going to dump the market with the force of a thousand suns, sugoii desu-nay.

[Anonymous No.50496383]

>>50496350
Who the fuck is this retard?

[Anonymous No.50496387]

>>50496052
>those weird socially aware funds that hardly anyone invests in." Most money goes into non-esg funds. So why is everyone so worried about it?

because a very small minority will be forcing their agenda onto the entire corporate world

[Anonymous No.50496402]

[Anonymous No.50496430]

>>50496402
>that anon who sold snap puts
JUST

[Anonymous No.50496435]

>>50496402
Facebook can buy them now.

[Anonymous No.50496438]

>>50496200
>it almost forces companies to comply with standards of purity not set by the law but by essentially Black Rock

[Anonymous No.50496454]

>>50496350
>Gold to 3K
I guess that's what they mean by not all experience is good experience. I mean it could happen, but I don't know why the hell he's that confident on it.

[Anonymous No.50496468]

>>50496350

[Anonymous No.50496471]

>>50496002
Oh dear. Please report back next week. Somebody cap this for posterity

[Anonymous No.50496489]

>>50496072
Oh lawdy

[Anonymous No.50496492]

>tfw nearly made up all my losses for the last 6 months by investing in TBLT 4 days ago

the stonk market is stupid

[Anonymous No.50496494]

>>50496240

Hello police. Yes, I am heavily armed. This is how you can be sure my investing logic is sound.

[Anonymous No.50496499]

>>50496350
>>50496383
>Who the fuck is this retard
He's right. Gold will rally off this for years to come.

Unless of course it crashes through support then who knows where it stops.

[Anonymous No.50496511]

>>50496240
>>50496494

[Anonymous No.50496522]

>>50496402
no no candle sticks are better

[Anonymous No.50496541]

>>50496127
It’s $14. Most of us starting buying in the 10’s. Why are people treating this stock like it’s AQB @$13? Lol

[Anonymous No.50496563]

>>50496240
i am armed, AND dangerous

[Anonymous No.50496564]

>>50496541
I saw this pic the other day here an I was kind of sad. people posted it like it was a typical soiboi but it was probably some poor mentally handicap guy who just wanted to go to disney world and have fun and then all that shit happened

[Anonymous No.50496573]

>>50496402
>>50496522
Companies like chat snap should've never been valued at what they were. It's laughable they ever were.

[Anonymous No.50496580]

>>50496564
pretty sure they work there.

[Anonymous No.50496597]

>>50496564
>>50496580
yeah, that's a toontown CM costume

[Anonymous No.50496598]

>>50496541
He doesn't have a mutant fish suicide stack

[Anonymous No.50496599]

>>50496402
>>50496522
So did SNAP save my SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.50496614]

>>50496494
You are going to wear out the springs in your clips.

[Anonymous No.50496645]

>>50496240
Is that a single action army aka the greatest handgun ever made with 6 bullets enough to kill anything that moves?

[Anonymous No.50496647]

>>50496541
what's that jannie doing?

[Anonymous No.50496662]

>>50496647
watching black people fight

[Anonymous No.50496671]

>>50496541
did a new disneyworldstar hip hop vid just drop or what

[Anonymous No.50496676]

>>50496240
not american, sorry

[Anonymous No.50496680]

I’m so glad SNAP sucks. It saved my short positions.

[Anonymous No.50496679]

>>50496599
Google probably will.

[Anonymous No.50496694]

>>50496296
Correct

[Anonymous No.50496698]

>>50495078
BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED YOUR THOUGHTS ARE LAGGING BEHIND REALITY

[Anonymous No.50496706]

GAYSEXBROS, ITS OUR TIME

[Anonymous No.50496717]

>>50496522
Goddamnit why didn't anyone tell me Snapchat had earnings. That's was literally free money. Of course they were going to miss. Fuck you /smg/! All the things I do for you and this is how you repay me?!?

[Anonymous No.50496718]

is there anything more depressing than a microwave meal?

[Anonymous No.50496735]

Naspoop futas dumping
Lol lmao

[Anonymous No.50496739]

>>50496718
Me not having a gf. I would literally eat microwaved meals for the rest of my life if I could just get a wholesome, virginal, white gf (later wife).

[Anonymous No.50496772]

>>50496718
Old outdated children's toy technology

[Anonymous No.50496775]

>>50496739
i have a wife and i'm eating a fucking marie callender's, i'd trade her for a good steak dinner

[Anonymous No.50496784]

>>50496739
That is not a legitimate deal. You'd be eating microwaved meals either way once you get divorced.

[Anonymous No.50496785]

Gonna buy 20k worth of SOXS tomorrow morning and ride it for an ez +20%. I reckon it’ll happen before August

[Anonymous No.50496786]

>>50496671
Yes a new one did happen the other day

[Anonymous No.50496791]

>>50496694
ok so why is it good to sell calls/buy puts before something crashes but it's also good to sell puts after something spikes up

so if it's a good time to sell calls then it's a good time to buy puts, but if it's a good time to sell puts why isn't it a good time to buy calls?

[Anonymous No.50496802]

do you guys feel like the world is getting worse? the economy is in shambles and even everything else is deteriorating. feels despair educing as a mid 20's guy. I know historically people always think things are going to shit but things seem really bad right now man

[Anonymous No.50496806]

>>50496072
holy shit this is hilarious

[Anonymous No.50496811]

>>50496775
That’s why I put all those adjectives in front of gf. I don’t want some random bitch, I want a girl who will dote on me like a baby.

[Anonymous No.50496828]

all in SNAP leaps tomorrow. tik tok is a national security threat

[Anonymous No.50496835]

>>50496802
35 YEAR OLD HERE. ABSOLUTELY THIS WORLD IS FALLING APART, IT GETS WORSE AND WORSE ANON, THIS IS ONLY THE START

[Anonymous No.50496867]

>>50496802
I just want to join the military and use my degree (bachelors in history with an emphasis of African-American history) to get a commission but I don’t know if they would take since I was a former pothead.

[Anonymous No.50496879]

>>50496802
shit's fucked m8

[Anonymous No.50496886]

>>50496802
You have two ideas here. It is true the world is, in many ways, the worst it has ever been. But it's also true that past generations have also experienced this (because many of them literally did live through the then-worst time).

Take solace in the fact that the young will sympathize with you, as their world will be even more hellish.

[Anonymous No.50496891]

>>50495868
I’m using the same logic as I do with crypto lol

[Anonymous No.50496892]

>>50496867
oh damn, I didn't know we had an esteemed knower of niggers in this thread.

[Anonymous No.50496905]

red id and we circuit break tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50496907]

I heard it's a good time to buy silver. Is silver a Jewish lie?

[Anonymous No.50496911]

>>50496892
lmao

[Anonymous No.50496916]

what the fuck is coming

[Anonymous No.50496918]

>>50496802
100% agree. I’m 29, married, and we have a 2 year old with another on the way. This very much feels like end game to me. I’m not sure what the financial solution is because we’re probably just pumping due to covert bond purchases. And that means continual inflation. And that means the middle class is getting squeezed.

Ultimately my back up plan is to use precious metals to fuck off to Wyoming

[Anonymous No.50496923]

i'm fucking sick of zoomers shitting up thrift stores
they used to be comfy

[Anonymous No.50496925]

If Biden dies from covid we are fucked. Unironic circuit breakers. What happened to the stock market the last time a president died in office?

[Anonymous No.50496934]

>>50496718
>is there anything more depressing than a microwave meal?
Spending time on /smg/ after trading hours as you have no friends in real life.

[Anonymous No.50496939]

>>50496802
someone post the meme. you know the one. where you tell your friend it's about to get worse

[Anonymous No.50496951]

>>50496934
is she even 18 yet? i honestly haven't kept track kek

[Anonymous No.50496952]

>>50496907
No. The paper derivative scam will eventually fall apart. In our lifetimes likely. Keep precious metals so that if our currency truly does fall apart, you have something of value to pass on to your children

[Anonymous No.50496958]

>>50496916
The final doompening

[Anonymous No.50496961]

>>50496264
Most people think selling premium is free money when its really short volatility. In other words, a more conservative form of gambling.

[Anonymous No.50496964]

>>50496934
>Spending time on /smg/ after trading hours as you have no friends in real life.

yeah... imagine, haha

[Anonymous No.50496966]

>>50496892
it's probably all made up shit on how they invented peanut butter and had their own wall street.

We wus stocks and shit

[Anonymous No.50496974]

>>50496916
baggies losing their life savings

[Anonymous No.50496976]

>>50496718
Ok she's actually hot. Did you see her books at the end of season 4 when they put her in the freezer? Holy crap bros. Shame her face hit the wall 5 years ago

[Anonymous No.50496984]

>>50496964
>tfw only 5 years after college and almost all your friends have already drifted apart or moved states

[Anonymous No.50496985]

>>50495834
>everyone and their mothers knew about the CHIPS act
>guy buys stock in a chip company that isnt going to receive any benefit from said CHIPS act
i thought /biz/ was a high iq board?

[Anonymous No.50496990]

>>50496791
palestine isn't even real lol. that land belongs to israel, the chosen and superior race. palestine will die because palestine is a country of useless subhuman sandnigger terrorists.

[Anonymous No.50496992]

>>50496916
>they're in this much disbelief
kek this bear market rally is going much much higher. Even tomorrow will be neon green.

[Anonymous No.50497004]

>>50496916
An actual dump to buy in September.

[Anonymous No.50497011]

>>50496916
Is it time?

[Anonymous No.50497017]

>>50496916
is it going to go up or down before it goes down

[Anonymous No.50497021]

>>50496907
kek that family. I wish I could see the looks on their face the moment they realize the pandering won't save them.

[Anonymous No.50497029]

>>50496934
Bro, why the fuck does she look like Cher. What is wrong with her face.

[Anonymous No.50497034]

>>50496718
>>50496976
looks like a goblina

[Anonymous No.50497044]

>>50496984
>he had friends in college

[Anonymous No.50497091]

>>50497011
>assembling IKEA furniture harder than getting fucked in the ass.
kek

[Anonymous No.50497092]

>>50496905
B U L L I S H

[Anonymous No.50497098]

>>50497092
yeah i'm buying calls in the morning
let's make some h*cking money!

[Anonymous No.50497123]

can someone do TA on this chart, want to know if its a good stock to buy

[Anonymous No.50497139]

>>50495078
If you bought puts, it would have pumped

[Anonymous No.50497169]

>>50496916
people jumping into calls stinking this is the bottom means its time to "balance" the market.

[Anonymous No.50497172]

>>50496454
>but I don't know why the hell he's that confident on it
ECB hiking + Fed's last big hike = DXY is near cycle top. Also 50x amount of cash on the sidelines right now held by big funds than what they held in 2007 during initial housing crash, and they're all going to be looking for some yield in H2 to make up for shit performance in H1. Meanwhile, real inflation rate is still going to be elevated for the next few years.

[Anonymous No.50497173]

>>50496990
Revelations 3:9

[Anonymous No.50497183]

>>50497011
absolutely dystopian, the gig economy
the only work for regular folks that isn't automated away will be literally being a slave for the elite, running around picking up their pad thai or walking their dogs

[Anonymous No.50497205]

>everything pumps on no volume
>market closes
>FAGMAN companies immediately dump
No refunds.

>>50496916
>>50497169
>last week reddit is bearish
>this week they flipped to bullish
>now we go down

[Anonymous No.50497207]

>>50495528
Anons not afraid of the gays, they are afraid of him.

[Anonymous No.50497208]

>all this euphoria
you just know the rally is topping

[Anonymous No.50497222]

>>50496992
Why do you think that?
And what will next week look like?

[Anonymous No.50497224]

>>50496958
>>50496974
>>50496992
>>50497004
>>50497011
>>50497169

bearish sentiment still strong, but this graph is 2 weeks old
most recent AAII survey on 7/20/2022 is -12.6

[Anonymous No.50497231]

>>50497183
uhh that's already the case if you haven't heard of uber eats

[Anonymous No.50497238]

Consensus seems to be that the market is frontrunning the Fed pivoting already.

[Anonymous No.50497246]

>>50496614
That's fucking nonsense and not how springs work. Repeated compression and decompression is always more taxing than a single compression, even over several years.

[Anonymous No.50497259]

>>50497238
and if the market is wrong this shit is going to crater to the center of the earth

[Anonymous No.50497271]

>>50497208
Looks like that weather girl's weight isn't topping.

[Anonymous No.50497273]

>>50497222
They know how bearish everyone is. VIX will continue to get slammed.
75 bps is announced next week and we're going to pump. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.50497279]

>>50496992
>>50497169
nations taildex indicator is pretty low
it measures the price of puts 3 standard deviations OTM (the markets expectations for a tail/black swan event)

[Anonymous No.50497282]

Are futures bullish

[Anonymous No.50497285]

>>50497224
is this graph showing that another 2008 is coming?

[Anonymous No.50497297]

>>50496934
I do all my posting at work. I treat every coworker like we are best friends. I don't care what they think or say. I talk over them because their opinion doesn't matter. I make endless cock and asshole jokes and make fun of the zoomer. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.50497306]

>>50494963
Consumer confidence index is going to make BOBOs cum. I'd take my profits from my swings if I were you niggers. Load up on some spy puts on Monday and you'll make bank

[Anonymous No.50497318]

>>50497285
no, but the financial system has low liquidity which could theoretically cause something to break

[Anonymous No.50497326]

>>50497259
>b-b-but the Fed has almost reached the 2yr yield! 5 year inflation expectations are down 0.1%! Unemployment went up a few ticks! A recession is coming, that's bullish! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY PIVOT NOW!
Imagine if Apple misses earnings and then the Fed confirms no pivot anytime soon kek

[Anonymous No.50497340]

>>50497318
I don't think that chart shows what you think it shows

[Anonymous No.50497341]

>>50497246
You are gay.

[Anonymous No.50497343]

>>50497306
Bad news is good news now because people are frontrunning a pivot. Look at the reaction today to Leading Economic Indicators for example. Everyone is bullish and hiding out in Apple and garbage tech because they think the pivot is coming

[Anonymous No.50497356]

Is now the time to buy bitf?

[Anonymous No.50497361]

>>50497343

[Anonymous No.50497374]

>>50497343
>This time is different

[Anonymous No.50497385]

>>50496916
i have no idea how old this is, but you do realize this is spiking up to ~80 on nov 2nd?

[Anonymous No.50497388]

>>50497343
This. Also remember that good news on earnings and employment numbers had negative effects on market over the last few months because that meant the Fed would keep hiking.

[Anonymous No.50497395]

>>50497340
it indicates below avg market stress as of now, which kind of takes a black swan event off the table

[Anonymous No.50497398]

>>50496907

It MIGHT do better than gold just on narrative and naked short derivative products like SLV finally getting blown up (realistically: frozen at 100% up and then forcibly cash settled), but it's really not money because central banks don't hold it. Central banks and sovereigns are what matter and they like (and are buying) gold.

[Anonymous No.50497399]

>>50497172
Even still he's predicting a historical high that gold has never neared.

He's suggesting a 76% increase from the current price. While there is going to be inflationary pressures, I don't think that will cause gold to spike to a dramatic historical high. That said, gold will probably see an increase- the extent of which I'm not sure, but I doubt it will be 3k.

WTF how is this post spam...

[Anonymous No.50497400]

>>50497343
>leading economic Indicators
Which ones? Cause I'm sure the U.S having poor consumer confidence will tank the market for a day or 2. Why not get some puts and make some momey?

[Anonymous No.50497404]

>>50497395
nice save anon, you definitely didn't just look it up

[Anonymous No.50497419]

>>50497404
lol

[Anonymous No.50497433]

>>50497400
>Cause I'm sure the U.S having poor consumer confidence will tank the market for a day or 2
Consumer confidence is literally the lowest its been since the inception of the index. It doesn't matter, if its good that means the economy is strong, bullish, inflation is transitory anyway and peaking so the Fed will cut rates soon. If its awful then the Fed will cut rates soon anyway because the economy is bad. The Fed will cut rates soon. The pivot is coming.
>r-r-right?

[Anonymous No.50497443]

>>50497395
>he thinks the black swan event is off the table?
>dump the entire world at once

[Anonymous No.50497445]

>>50496350
If you think DXY is topping and the Fed is pivoting why would you buy gold? You would do better to buy garbage tech, Tesla, FAGMAN and crypto. Gold will just dump again it has no use as an investment

[Anonymous No.50497454]

>>50497385
why would the VIX spike to 80 lol

[Anonymous No.50497456]

>>50497433
We'll ultimately the Fed only wants to make more money and screw over the average American. So yeah I can see them cutting rates

[Anonymous No.50497458]

>>50497433
yeah just 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.50497462]

>>50497399
There's some additional fundamentals in the background that you might not be aware of that will sku how high gold goes over the next 12-24 months. First is that Basel III came into effect this year forced banks to disclose how much paper derivatives they're trading on gold as part of their gold reserves. Pic related. Then consider that BRICS nations are all moving to gold as the core part of their currency basket.

[Anonymous No.50497463]

>>50497433
you do realize that the fed has cut rates many times during a crash that had no discernible effect? please learn your history first kid

>>50497454
what do you think nov 2nd is? it's a REALLY big date

[Anonymous No.50497479]

>>50496240
If I owned a gun, I would have shot myself years ago. It's the one reason I don't own any

[Anonymous No.50497488]

>>50497399
>>50497462
Next to consider is how gold, silver and other commodities perform historically when the S&P 500 to Producer Price Index ratio breaks down. See the pic.

[Anonymous No.50497489]

>>50497433
the fed will get a soft landing

[Anonymous No.50497505]

>>50497433
Congress will just force more deficit spending with the chips bill.
The fed won't be allowed to cause a crash.

[Anonymous No.50497522]

>>50497318
just another lagging indicator
everything is fine until it suddenly spikes after the markets crash

[Anonymous No.50497546]

>>50497522
>just another lagging indicator
you're right, it feels kind of pointless to look at

do you know of any reliable leading indicators?

[Anonymous No.50497548]

What did you guys sell your gaysex at? Anyone time $15 perfectly?

[Anonymous No.50497552]

>>50495568
>>50495581
WRONG


>>50495733
nice smiles...for whatever it's worth.


https://www.wsj.com/articles/mothballed-uranium-mines-get-new-lease-on-life-as-energy-prices-soar-11654689780

https://www.wsj.com/podcasts/the-journal/is-nuclear-power-poised-for-a-comeback/044e7825-b46a-49b3-8281-44b005a3a2a4

[Anonymous No.50497560]

>>50497463
>nov 2nd is? it's a REALLY big date
unironically no clue.

Midterms is November 8th

[Anonymous No.50497568]

what's oil doing right now

[Anonymous No.50497573]

These guys are saying the recession is here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL51WWuS_so

[Anonymous No.50497577]

>>50497548
Still holding from 11.30

[Anonymous No.50497578]

>>50497488
Both gold runup in 1930 and 1971 was after abandoning the gold standard.

[Anonymous No.50497589]

>>50497568
oil goes up stocks go down

[Anonymous No.50497594]

>>50496115
check

[Anonymous No.50497595]

>>50497589
not really, not until crude is in the $120 range

[Anonymous No.50497604]

>garbage like SNAP shitting its pants causes legitimate companies like AMD to decline
WHY are people actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.50497606]

>>50497546

FX:USDCAD*150-TVC:DXY-AMEX:JNK-1/(FX:USDJPY-TVC:DXY*4)/150

shhh though

[Anonymous No.50497607]

>>50497577
Checked. Holding in the 11s as well.

[Anonymous No.50497620]

>>50497578
But not the 2000s run. Given that the economic situation is similar to the 70s energy crisis and staglation scenario, it's not a hard stretch to see that the potential for gold may lie somewhere in between the 1970s and 2000s performance. Regardless, a move to $3000 in the next 24 months before a corrective cycle down is actually really conservative, given the amount of newly created dollars in the system that didn't exist 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.50497623]

>>50497463
they're going to do another 2020 style QE if they cut

[Anonymous No.50497632]

>>50497617
NEW
>>50497617
NEW
>>50497617
NEW
>>50497617
NEW

[Anonymous No.50497637]

>>50497632
You're supposed to include the text...

[Anonymous No.50497652]

How are there unironic shills for Gold ITT? Buy AAPL instead, you'll make more money.

[Anonymous No.50497653]

>>50497632

[Anonymous No.50497668]

>>50497568
Same thing it does every week.
Random 5% dump then reversal.

I'll say it again. Oil is range bound until SPR release ends. It won't crash until refinery margins collapse. Despite everything, physical markets are still very tight. Inventories are low. Inventories are still draining globally. This needs to reverse, or at least stabilize.

[Anonymous No.50497670]

>>50497606
what the hell is that

[Anonymous No.50497677]

>>50497665

Real one cause fuck that weirdo

[Anonymous No.50497681]

>>50497666
NEW NON NIGGER EDITION
>>50497666
NEW NON NIGGER EDITION
>>50497666
NEW NON NIGGER EDITION
>>50497666
NEW NON NIGGER EDITION

[Anonymous No.50497691]

>>50497560
fomc meeting on nov 2nd. rape hike day

[Anonymous No.50497692]

>>50497652
>How are there unironic shills for Gold ITT? Buy AAPL instead, you'll make more money.
Is buying AAPL the contrarian play right now? No, it's late adopter safe money manager play. Buy Apple after 2024/2025 with your PM gains.

[Anonymous No.50497729]

>>50496984
>5 years
Lmao I never saw them again after we dropped each one off at the airport after graduation.

[Anonymous No.50497777]

>>50496718
Is there anything more based than a succulent Chinese meal?

[Anonymous No.50497802]

>>50497670

ngmi sorry

[Anonymous No.50497806]

>>50497777
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! GOOD DAY SIR

[Anonymous No.50497812]

>>50497802

[Anonymous No.50497824]

>>50496717
MODS

[Anonymous No.50497883]

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>>50497665
>>50497665
>>50497665

[Anonymous No.50497968]

>>50496679
how j-ish is that 5y chart tho fr fr no nigguren bears were right all along fr?

[Anonymous No.50497974]

>>50497802
is that a different way of modeling vix?

[Anonymous No.50498003]

>>50497974

It is a way of predicting vix

watch it for a week, take notes

yw anon, don't spread it around

[Anonymous No.50498021]

>>50498003
are you messing with me

[Anonymous No.50498058]

>>50498021

jesus christ anon, just feed it into TV and watch it for a week. Take notes, watch how it behaves overnight and then what tends to happen with opens

[Anonymous No.50498339]

Newbie here, best online brokerage site to use? Don't need to have access through my phone but that would be a plus. Also are taxes relatively easy to figure out once I sell or what? Appreciate any advice in advance

[Anonymous No.50498505]

>>50496907
I grew up Christian, I am a devout member of the church to this very day.
Jesus loves you and I highly recommend becoming a member of a bible believing church.
That being said, I never understood how anyone could look at life on earth, see this religion and only take part of it to heart, like if the bible is wrong on anything the whole religion falls apart.
Secondly if there is no God, or at least if the God(s) are not the Christian God, how do you not immediately start advocating eugenics?

[Anonymous No.50498528]

>>50496916
this is what it looks like when the market is oversold and people start buying back in
bull run or bull trap, you decide but these numbers seem normal given the results of the last few days.

[Anonymous No.50499063]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50499152]

>>50497777
checked for Democracy Manifest

[Anonymous No.50499279]

>>50498339
Robinhood. Seriously

[Anonymous No.50499594]

>>50497123
TA is crap. You can recreate all the famous patterns by flipping coins then moving a line up or down by one point depending on the coin flip. People who use TA make no more money than people who do nothing but buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.50499653]

So far I've gained 3 months of runway this month!

[Anonymous No.50500083]

>>50494963
just this once I feel I am being rewarded, my wagie career is coming to an end.