/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50493861]

I haven't bathed or left the house in almost 2 months and have no hope. should I just off myself?

[Anonymous No.50494096]

>>50493861
are u poor? if u are then yes.

[Anonymous No.50494236]

>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.50494252]

>>50493861
Bro bathing/showering is pleasurable as fuck. I never understood this element of neetdom. It's not like being covered in hot water is a chore, it feels good. What's the deal?

[Anonymous No.50494367]

>>50493861
I use to do this also and I didn't brush my teeth for 2 years but now I'm rich and run my own company so keep Goin brother I still don't know how it happened lol

[Anonymous No.50494395]

>>50493861
what do you eat? do you have a feeder mom? do you somehow have $500 a month to order delivery everyday?

[Anonymous No.50494411]

>>50494252
It doesn't disgust myself, but I find it retarded when people say "they love a shower!".

At the very least it's a waste of time; say you just had a shower; would you want to go again?

If not then: maybe you are a dirty bastard too often.

[Anonymous No.50494438]

>>50494411
Say you just ate dinner; would you want to eat the same dinner again?

When you've been outside getting sweaty it feels super good to wash the dirt off, if you've been more than a day or two laying around the house and get crusty it also feels good

That doesn't mean you're going to shower everyday, but being physically active to work up a sweat is a natural part of everyday life, hiding in a climate controlled room for weeks on end is not a natural or healthy way of living...

[Anonymous No.50494439]

>>50493861
What are the best and worst parts of your day?

[Anonymous No.50494453]

>>50494252
i don't understand the despair of the other side either, being stinky is awesome

[Anonymous No.50494457]

>>50493861
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

[Anonymous No.50494550]

>>50494438
"sweat = dirt" is a meme produced by unhealthy eating
you're not supposed to stink of you sweat
you're not even supposed to sweat much

[Anonymous No.50494568]

>>50494550
Okay; you are the one who assumed that sweat = dirt

It feels good to wash the sweat off, maybe if you actually went outside, touched grass, and got some physical activity on occasion, you would know what I'm talking about, instead of trying to compare it to your natural condition of being soaked in a weak of grease from your pores

[Anonymous No.50494800]

>>50494568
> went outside, touched grass, and got some physical activity
still that doesn't necessarily mean stench
it's usually bad eating that accelerates it

[Anonymous No.50494906]

imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.50494924]

>>50493861

>>50493284
>>50493731

[Anonymous No.50494994]

>>50494550
i work outside all day, fuck you you coddled fuck.

[Anonymous No.50495049]

>>50494994
if it's a hard labor meme, I get it.
I don't get people sitting on a desk all day and pretending they always stink unless they have a shower every 12 hours.

[Anonymous No.50495085]

>>50494800
once again missing the point that showering after getting good and sweaty is an enjoyable experience in itself regardless of how much you smell

[Anonymous No.50495128]

>>50495085
I'm not a woman.

[Anonymous No.50495169]

itt: smelly neets who have no self awareness arguing with Chad about practicing basic hygiene

You guys disgust me, wash your ass for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.50495170]

The only platform I'm using now is Yopi Network. cause:

>90 days lock for 66% APY
>Play & Earn RPG Games
>There are many tools to earn money within the yopi.network
>Few big partnerships coming up

[Anonymous No.50495236]

>>50495128
youre a stinky fat man, we know

[Anonymous No.50495264]

>>50493861
Jesus is my hope. I was hopeless. Had a gun in my mouth the only thing that stopped me was not hurting my mother by doing that. Jesus restored my hope. I'm a completely new man. Don't quit. Endure and your life can change

[Anonymous No.50495300]

>>50493861
It's one think to not leave the house, it's another to not keep up with your health. Doctor suggests a single dose of rope and cope

[Anonymous No.50495306]

>>50494252
True but there has been moment when I had so little will to live that I stayed in bed for 3 days without eating or showering.

[Anonymous No.50495358]

>>50495236
still not a woman tho

[Anonymous No.50497530]

>>50493861
Read the Bible, what do you have to lose? There are websites that will send you one for free if you google it, or you can just download an epub or read it online. It's a book full of hope

[Anonymous No.50497841]

>>50494252
when I worked in office I had no time to shower I was in for 6 min and out. neeting was 60min showers

[Anonymous No.50498256]

>>50495264

How specifically did Jesus give you hope? What happened?

[Anonymous No.50498304]

>>50494457
>Hit the weights
This. Also doing some cardio wouldn't hurt either. Might even use it as an opportunity to earn some GMT while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.50498428]

>>50498304
that's completely based considering the fact that you're being a fucking healthy man and are earning at least a buck just for being something healthy lmao

[Anonymous No.50498442]

>>50498304
cardio + money? the dream of /fit/fags

[Anonymous No.50498448]

>>50498304
well... not bad, market is shit and this is a good solution

[Anonymous No.50498449]

>>50495264
Unironically based. Seek Jesus and find salvation, frens!

[Anonymous No.50498453]

>>50498304
>>50498442
lmaooo... I prefer to invest in coin, it always brings money.

[Anonymous No.50498454]

>>50498428
nobody here in /biz/ does exercises

[Anonymous No.50498465]

>>50498304
Masturbating counts as a cardio?

[Anonymous No.50498476]

>>50498449
>abrahamic religion shill
fuck off

[Anonymous No.50498478]

>>50498465
Nope, but doing sex yes ;^)

[Anonymous No.50498516]

>>50498304
>tfw you live in a country where you can get robbed even if you walk in the middle of the day

[Anonymous No.50498524]

>>50493861
Turn to Jesus Christ with all your heart.
You will not regret it.

[Anonymous No.50498535]

>>50493861
you sound cool