/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50490601]

am I doing this right

[Anonymous No.50490631]

Doom schizos seething. The only way now is up.

[Anonymous No.50490641]

>>50490601
hold those overnight i dare you

[Anonymous No.50490656]

>spy calls

[Anonymous No.50490663]

where are the links??? i need my links??? why are there no links??????

[Anonymous No.50490670]

>>50490641
Yea if he doesn’t sell now that’s a colossal loss waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.50490696]

how is there no break on the pump train for three days straight. i'm not going to buy before the next big dump. fuck this.

[Anonymous No.50490711]

>>50490696
because the shorts are getting squeezed. Wait for a massive volume on SPX before calling the top

[Anonymous No.50490717]

its like they never learn to just take a few days off when a bear market rally happens and then just short the highs lol

[Anonymous No.50490721]

>75 bps is the expected rate hike
The fed is gonna be gay and do exactly that and then pump because rate hikes are bullish now

[Anonymous No.50490730]

PANIC BUYING BBBY HELP ME BROS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50490732]

>>50490601
No.

[Anonymous No.50490736]

SIGA dumping into close is bullish right?

[Anonymous No.50490741]

>>50490721
1000

[Anonymous No.50490754]

>>50490730
panic buy dznz idiot

[Anonymous No.50490756]

I declare this the real thread, 1 because ARK is for fags, just buy tsla. and 2, OP posted positions like a man.

[Anonymous No.50490759]

>>50490721
>then pump because low rate hikes are bullish
fix'd

[Anonymous No.50490830]

THIS IS THE WRONG THREAD THERE'S NO LINKS
>>50490611
>>50490611
>>50490611

[Anonymous No.50490831]

>>50490759
Only low historically, last hike like that before last month was in 1994

[Anonymous No.50490834]

>>50490736
>dumping
>down .03

*Yawn*

It’s all so tiresome. You fags will be pumping my bags one way or another because you just can’t help yourselves!

[Anonymous No.50490856]

>>50490830
Hey bear you to it. Check the timestamps

[Anonymous No.50490885]

>>50490856
yea but it's a dubs and a link post so it wins

[Anonymous No.50492356]

>>50490601
>am I doing this right
no

>>50492273
>>50492273
>>50492273

[Anonymous No.50492396]

FAGGOTS AND FAG ENABLERS ITT EXCEPT
>>50490830
>>50492356
AND ME

[Anonymous No.50492434]

Unironically 400 was the top of my channel for SPY. Really like 401 something but 398 is close enough

[Anonymous No.50492445]

You guys are fucking failures I'm not moving threads again

[Anonymous No.50492451]

>>50492396
FAG ENABLING JANNIES DELETING PERFECT SMG THREADS TO PUSH NO LINK FAGGOTRY

[Anonymous No.50492453]

>The good thread was killed
>The garbage thread survived

[Anonymous No.50492456]

disadvantages to buying btc on paypal? just found out about it and decided to put my survey earnings in.

[Anonymous No.50492461]

>>50492445
It's not even these faggots fault. The jannies deleted the good thread. I don't know why we even have Jannies.

[Anonymous No.50492465]

I'm finna buy BMBL puts. No cap. Fr fr. Earnings will shit the bed. Hard.

[Anonymous No.50492467]

SNAP bros?

[Anonymous No.50492478]

Fuck recycling some dumb shit thread like this

[Anonymous No.50492479]

No matter how much money I make or how many friends I'm surrounded by I feel alone and fucked up.
Its so frustrating to feel like no matter what you do or accomplish you'll never feel better.
What's the point of making 7 figures after taxes if it doesn't make you feel better anyways?

[Anonymous No.50492480]

[Anonymous No.50492481]

>>50492453
Jannies have autism they pick whichever was made first

[Anonymous No.50492485]

>post well thought out post in thread
>thread gets jannie'd
back to shitposting

[Anonymous No.50492489]

>>50492453
>The A/C is on
Doesn't the engine need to be running for the A/C to work?

[Anonymous No.50492490]

>>50490601
what are some good low market cap niche gem stocks with recent good news?

[Anonymous No.50492498]

im just laughing my ass off the market is going to crash at spy 398.89 or whatever and mumu NEVER gets to cum

[Anonymous No.50492505]

>you now remember that tomorrow is gamestop baggies special day

[Anonymous No.50492506]

>>50492490
SNAP

[Anonymous No.50492507]

>>50490601
OP just lost all his money

[Anonymous No.50492518]

>>50490601
Why is the janny so fucking retarded to delete the properly made thread?

someone dox this idiot immediately.

[Anonymous No.50492527]

>>50492490
TBLT

[Anonymous No.50492530]

I hope the market dumps next week so my shekels will become worth more in the future

[Anonymous No.50492532]

>>50492489
it's a tesla brainlet

[Anonymous No.50492556]

Okay so rundown of earnings reports so far..
>major banks all down -25% setting up funds anticipating loan defaults
>Netflix user base down, going to increase price, run more ads and restrict account sharing
>tesla pumps for some fucking reason even though they sold 75% of their bitcoin holding at a loss
>snap -30% saying no one is paying for advertising
>Google next week but already preemptively dumping on snap advertising news

I do not understand being long right now...

[Anonymous No.50492573]

Lol enjoying my twin peaks chicken fried steak and shit posting

[Anonymous No.50492577]

Check out this guys funny ID guys
>>50492469
VERY funny, hope you appreciate

[Anonymous No.50492582]

>>50492518
SNAP more like Thanos snap

[Anonymous No.50492586]

>>50492556
all those things mattered in the past, then they happened, and the market changed price. now they dont matter. it's very simple

[Anonymous No.50492588]

>>50492518
This.
Jannytard levels off the scales here

[Anonymous No.50492590]

>>50492573

[Anonymous No.50492593]

>>50492518
textbook big fat red dildo

[Anonymous No.50492599]

>>50492573
Looks tasty. The shape of your plate concerns me. There is not enough buffer on the border. Food is hanging off the sides.

[Anonymous No.50492605]

>>50492590
This is me.

[Anonymous No.50492609]

>>50492527
8m market cap. I wonder why that isnt higher. 3m in Amazon sales just for 2022. How much do you think their market cap can go to?

[Anonymous No.50492618]

looks like OP is going to receive the heeming he deserves after making such a shit thread

[Anonymous No.50492620]

Oh god... I'm going to get fucking destroyed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50492629]

>>50492599
It's his gay little shirt that should concern you

[Anonymous No.50492642]

>>50492573
wish I was grabbing a bear looking at tits and talking stocks with you. Sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.50492652]

>>50492518
fuck off linkfag. this thread is for nolinks only.
i'll admit it though bros, i was just pretending to be bullish today. i did grab a call for a quick scalp but i mostly bought a bunch of TSLQ

[Anonymous No.50492653]

>>50492586
You are going to get rugged before open and baghold for two months while I take profits on puts and then wait for the next fake and gay pump to ride back up

[Anonymous No.50492654]

>>50492556
But it's not as bad as we expected so.. le pump xD !!!!

[Anonymous No.50492655]

>>50492599
It is overly crowded. The only way to eat my chicken fried steak is basically to mash it into the mashed potatoes. The girl that's my waitress seems nice at least despite me being forced to eat this like an absolute fat autist.

[Anonymous No.50492656]

>>50492556
You still don't understand how this shit works. None of this matters. All that matters is the FED and how much money they lend to the big banks, which in turn put it straight into the stock market. The only news that matters is that the FED said they won't do 100bps hike. Once you see this narrative shift, then you will see the dumping commence.

[Anonymous No.50492658]

>>50492620

[Anonymous No.50492659]

>When she peeks at your portfolio in 2022.

[Anonymous No.50492660]

>>50492586
Did the real estate bubble pop yet?
Did the tech bubble pop yet?
Did the index fund bubble pop yet?
Did the speculative crypto and ENEFTEE bubble pop yet?
Did companies have to abandon Weimarist ESG subversion in the face of economic reality yet?

If those things didn't happen, then the true extent of the shitstorm hasn't been priced in yet.

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50492665]

>>50490721
Holy shit this guy actually gets it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wSXTN2EfRo&ab_channel=TrojanRecordsOfficial

[Anonymous No.50492679]

>>50492629
I-i-i's not faggy...

[Anonymous No.50492681]

>>50492642
>wish I was grabbing a bear
Oh come tomorrow and you will be wrestling a bear

[Anonymous No.50492684]

>>50492556
Tesla made their sell of btc look like revenue.. which is kind of smart and hilarious given that the highest valued car company made all it's money from trading cryptocurrency kek. All this does is buy them more time, and then analysts just jerk off over how they're gonna be able to produce so many models then finally make money. Is there even that much demand for tesla? These retards are putting so much faith in this company it's weird

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50492690]

>>50492577
based life appreciator

[Anonymous No.50492701]

>>50492556
Tesla automotive sales are still up 40% yoy, bitcoin sales are just to help with cash flow.

[Anonymous No.50492718]

>>50492653
>>50492660
i dont need advice from plebs, thank you

[Anonymous No.50492724]

>>50492684
you might be right I used to think Tesla was bought by basedboy retail investors but I genuinely think it's algos and wall street thinking it's a good company with good fundamentals

[Anonymous No.50492725]

>>50492684
its wild- moves like this are going to be the end for crypto. Crazy how he just fluffed the numbers infront of everyone and they fucking pump 10% wtf

[Anonymous No.50492730]

>>50492659
>fridge shaped body thinking she can upset me
>looks Armenian or some other kind of Semitic

[Anonymous No.50492733]

>>50492684
>the highest valued car company made all it's money from trading cryptocurrency
Ahem, made all it's money from trading cryptocurrency AT A LOSS

Worse book-stuffing than Amazon's literal scam EV company trades.

[Anonymous No.50492734]

[Anonymous No.50492765]

>>50492479

You’re a cowboy.
>“Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys, because they’ll never stay home and they’re always alone, even with someone they love”
Some people were just made to be lonesome.

[Anonymous No.50492769]

Big basket: + 1.25688%
Smol basket: + 2.31314%

Pathetic...

[Anonymous No.50492776]

[Anonymous No.50492788]

>>50492684
>Is there even that much demand for tesla?
I live in a liberal area and they're not uncommon. Probably as common as hybrids whenever those were a trend

[Anonymous No.50492798]

>>50492479
What about if you're surrounded by top tier whores. That will make you feel good, that's what money is for

[Anonymous No.50492806]

Frens
I want to short AXP into earnings. Is this foolish?
Is this chart shortable?

[Anonymous No.50492810]

post amount invested and current value

>38,500 gbp
>37,500 gbp

[Anonymous No.50492811]

>>50492798
That is all vanity

Jesus Loves you, Christ is King.

[Anonymous No.50492818]

>>50492798
But they don't really care, they care only for your money.

[Anonymous No.50492826]

>>50492776
>financial ANALysts actually think this shit company has a future
>all it does is buys other companies to boost numbers but then it just sort of kills their products
Sad

[Anonymous No.50492835]

>>50492733
>In the second quarter, we produced over 258,000 vehicles and delivered over 254,000 vehicles,
They also delivered over $15 Billion of cars but don't let actual fundamentals disturb your 7 years of bearish whining. I finally get it you guys are actually just retarded and can't read.

[Anonymous No.50492838]

>>50492479
>What's the point of making 7 figures after taxes if it doesn't make you feel better anyways?
Security. Nobody is saying you need to do that shit year after year. If you wasn't such a sad fucking sack you would just earn one year of 7 figs, bank it into stocks and chill the rest of your life & enjoy freedom. Quit whining like a fuckin baby

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50492846]

>>50492811
No it's also good for you to have sex, it's not all vanity.

Christ is king, I could give a fuck about the church or Catholicism though.

[Anonymous No.50492858]

>>50492798
that will only make him feel more isolated

[Anonymous No.50492859]

>>50492818
Build an incentive structure for them to care. Get 5 whores in a room and say the one that you like the most gets a 2x. They'll care right there and then.

[Anonymous No.50492878]

>>50492835
that's fine... but majority of that 10% today was on a BTC liquidation? clown bro...

[Anonymous No.50492882]

>>50492858
Haha SOUP

[Anonymous No.50492883]

>>50492859
This sounds all mega expensive just to have someone who pretends they care. Why not just go cheaper and go to a therapist. They are at least paid to listen to you and even if you are shitty person they will at least pretend to agree with you.

[Anonymous No.50492884]

>>50492659
4/10 would paper bag bang with my 5 incher. I would dominate and make her suffer with my coke shaped dick. She will beg me to stop but no, it must go on. I would wipe my dick off on the sheets for less lubrication for maximum pain.
SNAP CHAT WENT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF

[Anonymous No.50492889]

>>50492659
I don't get it, why am I supposed to be angry about this solid 6 fridge bod?

[Anonymous No.50492891]

>>50492878
I've never owned any Tesla stock I'm just saying I've watched bears predict its collapse every single earnings report and then make up stupid excuses for how the earnings are fake and manipulated.
for 28 quarters in a row. It's madness.

[Anonymous No.50492902]

>>50492883
>instead of paying a whore to suck your dick, pay a whore to sit and stare at you
To each his own bro I'm not judging

[Anonymous No.50492926]

>>50492835
>100.75 p/e
>literal fucking con man ceo
>cooking the books with "crypto revenue" that they sold at a fucking loss
>calling other people retarded
>hasn't delivered on any of his promises... ever... for years...

I can't wait till this faggot packs up his shit in the middle of the night and enrons the fuck out of all you cucks

[Anonymous No.50492936]

>>50492891
agreed- really annoying what they do to my SPXS plays though

[Anonymous No.50492946]

>>50492902
Oh God when you put it that way I really am autistic...

[Anonymous No.50492951]

>>50492659
I don't get it. it's a reddit thing? or that's a guy? both?

[Anonymous No.50492956]

>>50490601
>woke up
>ecb raised rates
>portfolio 4% up
feels good

[Anonymous No.50492963]

>Christ is ki-ACK!

[Anonymous No.50492969]

>>50492556
>anticipating loan defaults
>when they could just write it off their balance sheet since it was money they printed out of thin air in the first place
Fractional reserve lending is such a fucking scam.

[Anonymous No.50492983]

>>50492963
Someone is going to burn for making that image

[Anonymous No.50492984]

>>50492963
that isn't very nice. Jesus loves you- I will pray for you Anon. Pray to God and ask him to reveal himself to you.

[Anonymous No.50492992]

I hate women.

[Anonymous No.50493000]

>>50492963
Kek

[Anonymous No.50493006]

>>50492556
at some point in the near future I'll liquidate all my wealth and short tesla

[Anonymous No.50493026]

>>50492992
city women are the worst, you need to find one with values if possible. I got extremely lucky

[Anonymous No.50493037]

Now that Monky Pox is a nothingburger what's the next SIGA?

[Anonymous No.50493048]

>>50492969
Based

[Anonymous No.50493051]

>>50492984
>he doesn't pray to Hermes and Plutus for max market gains

[Anonymous No.50493057]

>>50493037
Link the news

[Anonymous No.50493063]

>>50493037
Monkey poox just was never going to take off.

[Anonymous No.50493087]

Will SQQQ ever rip back up into the 60s

I want to buy some suits

[Anonymous No.50493103]

>>50493051
they are demons you are idolizing for the vanity of wealth.

Repent and find Christ. A couple nice green days are not worth your soul.

[Anonymous No.50493104]

>>50493037
Next meme shilled here? SOXL again.

[Anonymous No.50493115]

>>50493104
You already missed out. SOXL is going back to 70s again, no malarky.

[Anonymous No.50493125]

>>50493087
No. The new bull is ushering in 100 years of line only go up. Sorry you missed the entry.

[Anonymous No.50493140]

There is no one in this thread that can even begin to convince me that Snapchat missing earning wasn't priced in

[Anonymous No.50493147]

Uh SIGA sisters is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.50493156]

>>50493087
i started buying SPXS and SQQQQ the moment it hit 4000. May still run until 4100 but then it will drop hard and fast. I'm going to stay in. I will pray and if it is not what God wants me to do then I will sell for a loss and get out.

[Anonymous No.50493199]

>>50493147
That dude definitely got the pox from buttsex with other men

[Anonymous No.50493201]

>>50493147
>M0nkeyp()x is a living hell. What do
Stop being a homo
>Problem solved

[Anonymous No.50493202]

>>50493063
>>50493063
It just spread to 5 countries this week. Enjoy shitting through massive blood blisters, rectal tearing and scaring.
>B-b-but it does't kill

[Anonymous No.50493206]

>>50492556
>Coming into the quarter Tesla (ticker: TSLA) held roughly 42,000 coins it had purchased for about $30,000 apiece, on average.
>Before the worst of the Bitcoin declines, Tesla sold about 75% of its holdings, adding almost $1 billion in cash to its balance sheet. Roughly speaking, that means Tesla sold about 31,500 Bitcoins for about $30,000 each.
So Tesla didn't sell for a loss. Plus they are ramping up production and will increase gross margins in the second half of the year. The second quarter results did not matter at all. It's all about guidance this earnings season. SNAP didn't give guidance so they are getting fucked

[Anonymous No.50493223]

uhm..TBLT bros?

[Anonymous No.50493224]

I have to make $2k by next week or I’m fucked. Looking at UVXY calls for the fed meeting

What else

[Anonymous No.50493252]

>>50493199
Should I be worried he is on my suggested newsfeed and there is Anon in this thread that thinks my shirt is gay???

[Anonymous No.50493255]

>>50493140
Snap didn't dump until after hours m8

[Anonymous No.50493259]

>>50493202
>sodomite agony
Maybe god does exists

[Anonymous No.50493265]

>>50493202
Maybe they should have become Christcucks instead of fags
>oh wait

[Anonymous No.50493266]

Ummm I FOMO’d into calls today…we’re gonna keep going up right?

[Anonymous No.50493267]

Got my 401k statement in today.. Fucking hell its just awful and that's just from April.. Least my hiked contribution amount will be kicking in next month so I'll at least be bagging more cheap shares with my money.

[Anonymous No.50493287]

>>50492984
Careful anon, tranny janny is a degenerate sinner who hates the faithful.

[Anonymous No.50493295]

>>50493266
I'd say it's a solid maybe

[Anonymous No.50493303]

>>50493265
So you're telling me married gay priests can now exist in catholic church?

[Anonymous No.50493304]

>>50493265
You do not need to belong to a sect or organized religion to be religious. Read the good book and make your own conclusions. If you hate religion because of those evil people that is on you. They weaponize it and bend the will of God.

[Anonymous No.50493322]

>>50493252
Just watch your butthole and you should be fine anon

[Anonymous No.50493323]

>>50493265
wont matter, 3rd world votes wont allow it. same as with the methodists. most american wanted gay stuff and anti colonialist forewards to the bible etc, but the africans and south americans, who now make up a big part of all churches wouldn't allow it. germans will have to secede if they want that, reformation round 2 electric etc etc,

[Anonymous No.50493327]

"Snapped"

[Anonymous No.50493344]

>>50493267
D-do we have actual b-boomers itt

[Anonymous No.50493345]

>>50493206
>Tesla cope
Nigger, the economy is about to implode, batteries are becoming way more expensive, metals making ev unusable. Tesla will die,not today, not tomorrow, but soon

[Anonymous No.50493348]

>>50492806
Why do you think it will go down?

[Anonymous No.50493352]

>>50493322
Ok but just to clarify my mom helped me pick out the shirt and she said I look handsome in it.

[Anonymous No.50493370]

>buying calls before SNAP reports earnings
>yfw SNAP literally tanked the market last earnings report
>mfw no spy 400 this week
ya love to see wonky shit

[Anonymous No.50493372]

>>50493348
The consumer is weak, and the recession is here now or soon

[Anonymous No.50493374]

sold my calls bros what do i buy next my future is in your hands

i think we're going back down tomorrow or crab then start shooting up again by next tuesday

[Anonymous No.50493377]

>>50493344
Anon it's not hard to have a 401k or a Roth Ira and begin saving for retirement. The sooner the better actually...

[Anonymous No.50493381]

>>50493370
I'm going to be so pissed if I missed the UVXY bottom because Schwab is being a nigger holding my cash longer than usual.

[Anonymous No.50493390]

>>50493344
>DIS
A Boomer Groomer for sure

[Anonymous No.50493396]

>>50493267
I appreciate you haven't become a tripfag, divvie poster

[Anonymous No.50493404]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.50493406]

Now this is what I call a #BidenWin

[Anonymous No.50493417]

LOOKING AT LIFE THROUGH A LOADED GUN
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT AIM IT AT THE SUN
LOOKING AT LIFE THROUGH A LOADED GUN
YOU KNOW YOU'LL FIND
YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF
YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF ALONE

https://youtu.be/jK5dqCEf1ws

This came up on my Pandora... Even though it's supposed to be an Instrumental station, I let it play... I miss Zyzz bros...

[Anonymous No.50493433]

>>50493404
We got it the first time bro

[Anonymous No.50493437]

Who else bought a sui stack of GME today just in case the schizos are right about the divy split

[Anonymous No.50493439]

>>50493202
Anon... hate to break it to you but faggots were used to bloody anal tearing before the pox...

[Anonymous No.50493447]

>>50493406
>one or more

[Anonymous No.50493457]

>>50493370
its priced in and will gap up by open

[Anonymous No.50493472]

>>50490601
so is it safe to come out now PLTR bros?

[Anonymous No.50493486]

>>50493406
>One or more
>Drive to some backwater shithole to get <4 dollar gas
T-take that Putin

[Anonymous No.50493487]

>>50493437
>listening to bagholders
...for what purpose?

[Anonymous No.50493496]

I feel like an idiot buying SQQQ at 52. I’m going to keep getting HEEMED

[Anonymous No.50493511]

>>50493265
>catholic
was never real Christianity any way bruv

[Anonymous No.50493516]

>>50493381
I never look at UVXY but wow its been tapping this support line since January

[Anonymous No.50493522]

>>50493437
It'll pump day of split, then giga dump.

[Anonymous No.50493526]

>>50492480
Nice

[Anonymous No.50493535]

>>50493516
You realize all UVXY does is break support and go lower right?

[Anonymous No.50493538]

>>50493516
it hits support before taking off right before FOMC. I just need Friday to be green because my cash should be clear then and it would be nice to get some dirt cheap uvxy calls if it hits below 11.

[Anonymous No.50493540]

>>50490601
Biden tested positive for Covid.

What are the financial implications of the president having cancer and covid? Should I buy more stonks?

[Anonymous No.50493556]

>>50493535
no one holds this long term.

[Anonymous No.50493563]

>>50493540
Biden doesn't really have cancer. It was one of those times his brain is fried and he doesn't know what the fuck he is saying. Probably read the teleprompter wrong.

[Anonymous No.50493567]

>>50493522
Good, I have no intention of holding it

[Anonymous No.50493571]

>>50493540
Literally doesn't matter. Nobody thinks the president means much these days. Your bags are safe. In fact the market will probably pump on word of bidens sudden death.

[Anonymous No.50493580]

I have six days left to make $2400...

[Anonymous No.50493591]

>>50493580
uvxy calls for the 29th, buy them tommorow. get some 13c's

[Anonymous No.50493592]

>>50493571
I'm more interested if Harris or even Pelosi becomes president because of this shit.

What would that do to the entire economy?

[Anonymous No.50493598]

I hate how stupid I am. I only started taking out short positions this month. Why didn’t I do it earlier?

[Anonymous No.50493603]

>yield curve has been inverted for 2 weeks and is still inverted RIGHT NOW and bullturds think the bear market is over
Make this up people, you can't make it up, I dare you to. Love you a lot

[Anonymous No.50493607]

>>50493580
What happens on day 7

[Anonymous No.50493624]

>>50493592
Harris becomes president and she rides out until 2024 and gets replaced most likely by Trump. I honestly don't think it would matter.

[Anonymous No.50493627]

>>50493372
>The consumer is weak, and the recession is here now or soon
Probably true, but how much of that has already been priced in? The stock is already down a decent amount.

>>50493345
>Nigger, the economy is about to implode, batteries are becoming way more expensive, metals making ev unusable.
The state of the economy impacts high end consumers less, which are the people who buy Teslas. They are more likely to stop buying because of Elon's political takes than because the economy is imploding, nigger.

[Anonymous No.50493626]

>>50493344
I've had an IRA since I was 16, never too soon to start putting away money.

[Anonymous No.50493651]

>>50493406
>Biden starts putting "I did that!" stickers on gas pumps himself

[Anonymous No.50493659]

>>50493607
Well, I meant I have 6 trading days left. I guess it's 8 days total. On day 9, or honestly probably next Friday evening, I drive over to the Army recruiter and sign up... Since I'm clearly not capable of managing my own life, I should probably just give it to the government.

[Anonymous No.50493670]

>>50492659
Is this what's called a muffin top?

I isaac newton'd myself on SHAK and now I'm bagholding. Has anyone actually seen one of the restaurants in real life?

[Anonymous No.50493686]

Anyone here own TSLA STOCK?

[Anonymous No.50493689]

>>50493598
short AMD its one of the best stocks to do it on

[Anonymous No.50493691]

>>50493651

[Anonymous No.50493702]

>>50493627
>The stock is already down a decent amount.
The stock market was unbelievably overvalued before it started going down and everything in the real economy and real world is fucked. This isn't even close to fair value.

[Anonymous No.50493759]

>>50493670
HA I was looking at SHAK yesterday too. Way too expensive for the price, and now that they're all over the novelty is not there anymore.

[Anonymous No.50493763]

>>50493702
Wtf are you talking about the stock market now is unbelievable overvalued still.

[Anonymous No.50493767]

gimme the quick rundown on stock lending

[Anonymous No.50493789]

>>50493767
You are helping somebody rob you

[Anonymous No.50493790]

What are the chances the FOMC officially throws the towel and declares global recession?

[Anonymous No.50493798]

Where my day trading bros at?

[Anonymous No.50493803]

any recommended sites for finding potential short squeezes?

[Anonymous No.50493810]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.50493820]

>>50493790
Not its call

[Anonymous No.50493851]

>>50493803
https://www.highshortinterest.com/
https://shortsqueeze.com/

[Anonymous No.50493857]

>>50493487
/smg/ is 99% bagholders. see >>50493496
he's just gonna keep holding
indefinitely

[Anonymous No.50493872]

>>50493820
Nor the fed's

[Anonymous No.50493886]

Tesla will surely bart by next week when everyone realize they're just betting on promises right

[Anonymous No.50493906]

>>50493851
>https://shortsqueeze.com/
thank you anon

how come everyone is talking about the high short interest in TBLT but it doesn't show up?

[Anonymous No.50493919]

HOLY FUCK YALL GOTTA GO BACK TO REDIT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[Anonymous No.50493938]

>>50493857
>I'm a long term investor

[Anonymous No.50493941]

>>50493919
>"HOLY FUCK YALL GOTTA GO BACK TO REDIT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

[Anonymous No.50493967]

Holy fuck tomorrow is going to be brutal.

[Anonymous No.50493996]

>>50493938
>through no fault of my own

[Anonymous No.50494006]

>>50493798
i only made 900 usd today with spy 400 7/29 calls 3.85 at 4.25

[Anonymous No.50494011]

>>50493906
not sure
just google "[ticker] short interest"
marketbeat is a good site

[Anonymous No.50494014]

yo i made 75 euros today because i bout one tesla share last week. should i keep the stock or sell for 75 euro profit?

[Anonymous No.50494033]

>>50494014
YOU HOLD FOREVER

[Anonymous No.50494063]

>>50494033
but when do i spend the money on cool shit?

[Anonymous No.50494082]

>>50490601
My prediction for tomorrow: We gap down. We pump up. We dump. We pump back up, then we finally dump.

[Anonymous No.50494111]

I'm not touching this piece of shit market until they confirm recession. I'm all cash and ready to join the new generation of wealthy fuckers.

[Anonymous No.50494140]

>>50494063
There is no money to spend on "cool shit"

[Anonymous No.50494145]

Hey so basically, I'm just not gunna have any (GAYSEX)
I know...
I KNOW!!!!!
UGH....
I'M SORRYYYYY!!!
It's just...I'm not having any is all.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[Anonymous No.50494167]

>>50493571
>Literally doesn't matter. Nobody thinks the president means much these days.
Wishful thinking there anon. MSM, talkshows, sheepole,fb, celebs can't stop talking about Trump

[Anonymous No.50494173]

>>50494063
at age 45 when you retire early

[Anonymous No.50494174]

>>50494111
Smart to wait the higher highs and lower lows. The music stops in the end. Not a bad idea to just simply buy a little more on lower lows.

[Anonymous No.50494189]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50494199]

>they think Jerome won't get his soft landing
lol
lamo
bobos are so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.50494257]

>>50494063
That's the kicker. These types get so invested (no pun intended) that they become cheap asses who never spend money. Then they eventually make it and still won't spend it and their kids get annoyed with them. You will become a boomer.

[Anonymous No.50494266]

>>50494199
He will, the rest of us won't

[Anonymous No.50494285]

>>50494199
He sold last year so he dgaf.

[Anonymous No.50494287]

>>50494199
A soft landing for the elites. We already lost.

[Anonymous No.50494290]

Thoughts on a 50/50 folio of SQQQ and TQQQ? Just buy a few of each every day and sell the one that goes into the positive?

[Anonymous No.50494294]

>>50494167
That's because Trump is funny and based. People like to talk about him because he's noteworthy.

[Anonymous No.50494316]

Nice rally. Makes me feel sick how much I'm missing out on (being Cashgang), but good for you Anons if you made something. Don't forget to take profits, remember if it's good enough to screenshot...

I'm taking Mannarino-samma's stance on this. That is, the market was crashing too fast so "someone" is manipulating money out of the debt market and back into the stock market. Makes for some nice trades, but don't make the mistake of thinking "they" are on our side. Rather, the market was crashing too fast and there are a lot of political implications from that. We are in a central planner supported market. Do you think this is going to work? If you take the schizo theory that bonds are being bought by "them" doesn't that almost negate any interest rate increases which, by the way, are the ONLY tool they have to theoretically quell inflation assuming it works at all. They can set these things in motion, but it doesn't necessarily mean that corporates will lower their prices once we all lose our jobs. Here's a case of people trading on a economic textbook scenario with the same conviction as if it were law. I do see inflation coming down, but only after a 1-2 years of this. I know the market is forward looking but we haven't even seen a dent in inflation.l, like COME ON.

TL;DR The Fed is manipulating the market so it doesn't fall too fast before midterms. But remember, they can stop doing this at ANY TIME, I'm the reverse direction, if it rises too fast. All it takes is that bitch Brainerd to snap her fingers again and we get Thanos'd back down. Don't get too carried away.

[Anonymous No.50494341]

>>50494316

[Anonymous No.50494354]

>>50494294
The president matters and saying otherwise is some kind of Cope. Remember the mandatory covid shots king Biden declared? Millions of normies were forced to jab or lose their jobs because of that bullshit. Supreme court faggots shut that down, but after the damage was already done.

[Anonymous No.50494374]

>>50494287
Loser talk.

[Anonymous No.50494376]

>>50494316
Yeah I agree with this thesis, Mannarino has it on the mark.

[Anonymous No.50494405]

>>50494374
Enjoy the scraps I guess? I'm not sure what you think you're winning.

[Anonymous No.50494414]

>>50494354
We're already on some kind of trajectory that presidents can't dramatically change. When an issue arises they pick 1 of 3 options like they're playing a Bethesda rpg that's outlined from their cabinet. Kamala can do it for a couple years and it wouldn't do that much.

[Anonymous No.50494415]

I slurped today

[Anonymous No.50494416]

>>50494316
You might interested in this read

https://www.newyorkfed.org/newsevents/speeches/2018/wil181130

[Anonymous No.50494441]

>YFW you didn't buy into the """rally"""

[Anonymous No.50494451]

>>50494290
It’s called a pairs trade

[Anonymous No.50494460]

Post dinner

[Anonymous No.50494468]

>>50494460
Fat boy snacking

[Anonymous No.50494472]

>>50494460
Marijuana is bad for your health.

[Anonymous No.50494475]

>>50494460
Feel like you took this from reddit but if for real you need to eat better

[Anonymous No.50494482]

>>50494460

[Anonymous No.50494487]

>>50494475
Is it that unbelievable? My wife is going out to dinner with her friends so it’s just a quick bite until she brings me leftovers

[Anonymous No.50494489]

>>50494460

[Anonymous No.50494490]

>>50494482
That sausage looks like actual rat shit

[Anonymous No.50494498]

>>50494482
Yes this is my weekend.

[Anonymous No.50494500]

>>50494460
>weed is good for you

[Anonymous No.50494502]

>>50494482
Looks like turd on a pizza.. Also I think your chicken got the pox

[Anonymous No.50494504]

>>50494482
Fucking love Pizza Hut/wing street breaded wings. Buffalo medium

[Anonymous No.50494516]

>>50494441
>sour grapes

[Anonymous No.50494520]

>>50494487
Hope she films it bro. But like legit you're fucking yourself in the ass if this is the type of shit you're eating on a daily.

[Anonymous No.50494521]

>>50494489
someone shit in your plate bro

[Anonymous No.50494525]

>>50494489
Honestly, looks like shit

[Anonymous No.50494526]

>>50494489
Wtf is this currynigger pajeet shit

[Anonymous No.50494540]

>>50494500

[Anonymous No.50494549]

>>50494416
I am, but not well versed enough to understand it. Reading now, albiet slowly.

[Anonymous No.50494556]

>>50494526
They are going to kill Biden. He will not be allowed to run in 2024. This is the play

[Anonymous No.50494563]

>>50494516
If that's SOXL you should rope.

[Anonymous No.50494566]

[Anonymous No.50494570]

I noticed a lot of us don't eat healthy and have health and er-um... other issues
>HIV anon who caught it in China
>Herpes anon who got cucked by his lying gf
>micro dick anon who is probably posting in this thread but is too embarrassed to admit it
>tripfags like Rocker and Baggie
>the dude that spams dicks on here
>the deranged anon who posts monkey torture
Thanks for attending my Ted talk. I'm deeply concerned with the future of this general...

[Anonymous No.50494579]

>>50494556
Based, then they'll scream about Tumps age.

[Anonymous No.50494592]

>>50494556
This post just put you on a watchlist

[Anonymous No.50494594]

>>50494570
>no mention of burpchad
It hurts

[Anonymous No.50494597]

>>50494526
If POTUS actually clots that would be the funniest chapter in history books

[Anonymous No.50494610]

>>50494570
Unironically a good diet and exercise solves 80% of mental problems.

[Anonymous No.50494620]

>>50494592

[Anonymous No.50494621]

>>50494570
>>micro dick anon who is probably posting in this thread but is too embarrassed to admit it
That poor guy. Imagine what life would be like if you actually had a < 4" penis

[Anonymous No.50494624]

>>50494594
Oh fuck I forgot about burp Anon and his onlyfans page... I can't believe he is actually making money off of this shit...

[Anonymous No.50494630]

>>50494597
lol I know an old jew who died that exact way. He wasn't vax'd tho.

[Anonymous No.50494635]

>>50494526
I will laugh if he catches monke too.

Cases are over 16,000 today too worldwide. SIGA stonks will rise sky high soon.

[Anonymous No.50494640]

>>50494570
Shit, nigger, and all I got is babby tier alcohol abuse.

[Anonymous No.50494641]

>>50494563
Nope, ill off it for 21 in a couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.50494644]

>>50494610
I suspect a lot of us are dealing with a lot of stress

[Anonymous No.50494673]

Noone commenting on my jerk chicken...

[Anonymous No.50494687]

Why are they putting so much effort in delaying the recession?

[Anonymous No.50494690]

>>50493406
based UP gas cartel

[Anonymous No.50494713]

>>50494566
Looks tasty fren

[Anonymous No.50494720]

>>50494570
Who is micro dick anon? What's the story

[Anonymous No.50494729]

>>50494713
I wish I could share

[Anonymous No.50494738]

>SOXl approaching 25
>NVDA approaching 200 just like I predicted ealier
where is that faggot boasting about selling his soxl at 15 earlier this week lamo

[Anonymous No.50494739]

>>50494416
>Ironically, the problem we need to solve these days is the risk of inflation that is persistently too low, rather than too high.

The neutral rate is an interesting concept. If it happens to be low at a certain point in time (like 2018, when the article was published) it means that the low rate best fostered meaning maximum employment along with price stability. Which it did.

On the other hand, a lot of these "jobs" we're just funded by debt. Leading to the desired outcome on paper, but in reality these were / are zombie companies. I just don't trust economists but thanks for the link anyway, I'll keep reading.

Interesting.

[Anonymous No.50494769]

>>50494720
Just some guy who admitted that he just makes money to live comfortably but is too afraid to spend it on women because some of them have laughed at him in the past. He kind of broke down about how cruel life can be to men with that condition. Pretty sad desu

[Anonymous No.50494767]

>>50494720
Tbh I think it was poem anon who was micropenis anon. It would explain why he can't talk to a girl.

[Anonymous No.50494772]

>>50494687
Primaries are coming.

[Anonymous No.50494782]

>>50494570
Don't worry anon, I'm getting back into shape so I can sign up for the Army and get promptly killed in a training accident or on the frontlines or whatever I don't really care anymore they can test chemical weapons on me if they god damn want

[Anonymous No.50494784]

>>50494769
>>50494767
Sounds like poem anon. Penis posting anon just took pics of his flacid powdered hog.

[Anonymous No.50494786]

>>50494460
Hello janny

[Anonymous No.50494788]

>>50494772
>primaries are coming
Wait so what happens afterwards?

[Anonymous No.50494798]

>>50494460
how do i take a picture inside my stomach?

[Anonymous No.50494801]

>>50494767
Uh... poem anon here. That's not me...
I don't have a huge dick, it's probably a bit below average (especially because I'm so chubby right now...) but I definitely do not have a micropenis

[Anonymous No.50494810]

>>50494460
I already ate or I'd post a pic. I tried a new Indian restaurant and it was surprisingly great. I am extremely racist so it's rare I give my money to pajeets. Downside is that my house smells of the 3rd world.

[Anonymous No.50494821]

>>50494788
>Wait so what happens afterwards?
secondaries

[Anonymous No.50494841]

>>50494687
Look at how they're slamming down the vix. kek.

[Anonymous No.50494844]

>>50493406
My car takes E85. I paid $3.00 per gallon today. Cornfield bros rise up.

[Anonymous No.50494849]

>>50494801
Post a pic of your gut. That way we can shame you into losing weight and celebrate your progress.

[Anonymous No.50494859]

>>50494821
Oh,i see..

[Anonymous No.50494861]

>>50494788
Depends on who's left standing. They will try to limp the economy along until the election then blame it all on biden....probably

[Anonymous No.50494871]

>>50494859
No

[Anonymous No.50494882]

im making a new thread dont do it

[Anonymous No.50494891]

so uhh.................................. umm................................... so uhh................................. umm........................ so uhh................. who will bake??

[Anonymous No.50494911]

Did anyone see micro penis anon's penis, or is this just a story?

[Anonymous No.50494926]

>>50494891
Nor for free. That’s for faggots

[Anonymous No.50494931]

I'll start baking again once I'm back to making good money... $300 a day or so isn't going to cut it...

[Anonymous No.50494935]

>>50494891
pre-baked, just finding the right image

[Anonymous No.50494936]

>>50494911
That was rocker dude

[Anonymous No.50494938]

>>50492653
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.50494952]

>>50494844
Unless gas is more than 4.50 where you are you should probably sit back down

[Anonymous No.50494964]

Can I bake? Nobody do it I wanna do it

[Anonymous No.50494968]

>>50494936
Rocker does not have a micro penis. You need to look up a micro penis before you toss this word around. Short normal cocks and different than micro penis's

[Anonymous No.50494982]

>>50494772
Democrats literally got Roe vs Wade oveturned and it's not helping them at all, that's fucking terrible for them. Its almost set in stone they're losing the house, they wouldn't be doing it for that reason.

[Anonymous No.50494989]

>>50494911
I don't think he posted his microdick or at least I haven't seen it.

[Anonymous No.50495004]

>>50494987
GET IN HERE
I KNOW I FUCKED IT UP BUT THE OTHER ONE HAS NO LINKS
IM STILL A NEW BAKER

[Anonymous No.50495015]

>1 thread without a title
>1 thread without links
God this place is fucking pathetic sometimes...

[Anonymous No.50495016]

>>50494801
You are going to be showering around other cocks. Are you prepared to show a bunch of strangers your little worm?

[Anonymous No.50495035]

>>50495016
I think in Officer Candidate School, you get private bathrooms. Showering with other men isn't becoming of an Officer

[Anonymous No.50495041]

>>50493266
DOMP EET

[Anonymous No.50495043]

>>50494952
4.29 <-> 4.99 spread here, for unleaded. Non-E85-lets should sit back down.

Even when I was in a state that had even higher prices like this and no E85 available, I was really good at not paying full. Hint: find native owned gas stations. I was able to get unleaded for 4.17 there a month or so ago in Upstate NY. I'm in the great plains now though. Moved here to get rid of my income tax and price arbitrage rent, although the prices on groceries are the same here as anywhere else unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.50495048]

>>50495004
>no subject
i refuse to join

[Anonymous No.50495096]

>>50495004

[Anonymous No.50495139]

>>50490759
>Low rate hike = bullish because economy is strong/inflation not that bad
>High rate hike = bullish because inflation will be over sooner
>Global energy crisis = bullish because not in muh America yet, ruskies/chinks btfo
There is no bear market until the fabric of our reality is shaken to it's core. Won't matter much at that point.

[Anonymous No.50495173]

>>50494014
Lmao how are yuropoors so fucking poor

[Anonymous No.50495190]

>>50495173
Cause they are lazy and don't want to work, retire at 55

[Anonymous No.50495226]

>>50495190
>retire at 55
What the fuck? What can a europoor do at 55 with no money when they're stuck in Europe?

[Anonymous No.50495290]

Someone bake now!!!

[Anonymous No.50495298]

>>50495190
French ppl spend more time on strike than actually working lol

[Anonymous No.50495323]

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>>50494963
>>50494963
>>50494963

[Anonymous No.50495332]

>>50495290
i thought you were /smg/

[Anonymous No.50497407]

>>50493651
This is a really good joke

[Anonymous No.50497413]

>>50492660
no
yes
yes
yes
Sort of- they're getting layed off right now

/smg/ gives the stock market a Risk Factor™ score of 1.5/5. Moderate risks lie ahead, but its time to buy in!