/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50487443]

SPY calls

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.50487449]

>>50487443

1 call man

[Anonymous No.50487497]

ON GOD FINNA BUSS OUT DA DRACO ON U BOBO NIGGAZ BRUH FRFR

[Anonymous No.50487519]

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50487541]

I"m starting to think I might actually break even on my $28 SOXL bags

[Anonymous No.50487542]

While you were jerking off to anigay and buying otm calls, I was honing my martial arts skills preparing for the day

[Anonymous No.50487553]

>>50487443
>CHIPS Bill ballooned from $75 Billion to $250 Billion over Tuesday night as Chuck Schumer immediately introduces 1,054 pages of amendments

[Anonymous No.50487567]

>>50487541
You'll probably triple them by the end of this run. Depending on your risk tolerance and how many shares you have, you might want to sell your initial investment + a little profit when they double

[Anonymous No.50487570]

I'm starting to think I might actually break even on my $70 SOXL bags

[Anonymous No.50487572]

>>50487553
kikes gonna kike bro

[Anonymous No.50487577]

>>50487541
yep.

[Anonymous No.50487582]

Oil back to 100 by end of day.

[Anonymous No.50487586]

Down 15% on SQQQ, conferences I submitted abstracts for last minute demand PAPER submissions, and my department is being bullshit about pay

Bad day lads

[Anonymous No.50487589]

Is it really this easy?? Buying the dip??

I have to work 8 hours to make what I just did in 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.50487588]

>>50487567
I have 500 shares

[Anonymous No.50487597]

this is getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.50487611]

>>50487589
So long as you have the funds to buy

[Anonymous No.50487612]

>>50487586
Hang in there buddy

[Anonymous No.50487614]

>>50487553
It must suck being nancy pelosi's husband. You can't stomach the thought of touching her, so you get drunk and try to drive to your mistresses' house. But, you suffer no punishment, then you do obvious insider trading shortly later and get away with that too so there must be benefits.

[Anonymous No.50487620]

what's the news for TSLA? less production output, factories closed down? what bad news is so bullish?

[Anonymous No.50487626]

>>50487589
you make $50 in 8 hours?

[Anonymous No.50487629]

>>50487597
WTF Tesla

[Anonymous No.50487632]

Welp, I blew up my account chasing tesla puts. Lost like 2.5k and unless it takes a shit next week I'll probably have maybe a couple hundred left if I'm lucky. I have to admit it's pretty hilarious that Tesla posted revenue that was mostly just from selling btc. I want to hate Elon but I can't, he's clever. And here I thought I was gonna get some easy money then rotate it back into crypto. But that man was way ahead of me. Respectable. I don't know that tesla long run will be as great as they believe however.

[Anonymous No.50487633]

Is it too late to buy soxl
it's already up over 60%

[Anonymous No.50487637]

unbreakable resistance at 4k

[Anonymous No.50487642]

>>50487589
Holy shit I envy the boogers in your just opening big beautiful doe eyes.
>he legit works minimum wage at a fast food

[Anonymous No.50487649]

>>50487620
Hey enough of that bad news talk man, thats just like, your opinion

[Anonymous No.50487651]

>>50487611

I wish I had more money

>>50487626

I'm really poor

Also Holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.50487656]

>>50487637
oh just shut up

[Anonymous No.50487657]

>>50487633
I want to but I have no powder cuz im full bear right now :(

[Anonymous No.50487661]

>>50487651
Nice score man but it isn't always that easy I would concentrate on saving up some cash before gambling on weekly options

[Anonymous No.50487664]

>>50487398
>>50487399
not an argument besides it Is SELF EVIDENT

[Anonymous No.50487676]

>>50487588
Nice, I have 425

[Anonymous No.50487677]

>>50487637
4k or not far from it- I may have set my shorts up a lil early. Felt like it was struggling to get to 4k.

[Anonymous No.50487678]

Rolling for major Biden COVID news

[Anonymous No.50487680]

>>50487553
To the surprise of nobody. I can only imagine what ungodly things lie in those 1000 pages

[Anonymous No.50487686]

Is anyone else sick of this restarted ass price action?

[Anonymous No.50487696]

>>50487586
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.50487699]

Lmao I told bears over and over again that there's literally NOTHING bearish on the horizon that hasn't already been priced in, the spy just spent 6 months downtrending and yet you still want more? KEK. You should have reversed your positions 2 weeks ago. It's another 10 years of uptrend from here.

[Anonymous No.50487702]

>>50487637
Well, if my meme lines are right, it's more or less the barrier for current pump. Had to long as hedge otherwise I would get my margin fucked. If my theory holds, I might actually start making money on that shit.

[Anonymous No.50487703]

I sold everything to go all in 25% SQQQ and 75% AIRNB Jan 20 2023 $100p.

Don’t fall for this bull trap.

[Anonymous No.50487706]

laughing at bobos

[Anonymous No.50487708]

there's no honest to god way that russia is going to have a victory in ukraine like this isn't bullish at all lmao the end of american hegemony is NOT bullish for us equities lmaooo fucking clownworld putin is the president of the united state of america now

[Anonymous No.50487709]

>>50487680
I’m literally downloading a pdf now

[Anonymous No.50487715]

AGRX bros..

[Anonymous No.50487717]

>>50487680
LMFAO He is going to force the repubs to deny it so his corrupt ass has to clean it up more.

[Anonymous No.50487718]

>>50487651
First ones free

[Anonymous No.50487725]

>>50487614
Maybe he’s like Hunter Biden where he wishes he would get caught and punished so there would be some boundary to the madness, but alas, it isn’t there. Nothing can get in the way of Nancy/Joe’s power and image. So they just keep acting out hoping God or some righteous person would release them from hell.

[Anonymous No.50487728]

this is u guys right now

[Anonymous No.50487732]

Holy fuck this market is like a bunch of women ‘wow hunny you’re soooo pretty’ fucking lmfao

[Anonymous No.50487735]

>>50487443
Has a sitting US president ever died in office before?

[Anonymous No.50487741]

>>50487664
Didn't you say you weren't going to respond? You're just a statist, there's no need to seethe so much

[Anonymous No.50487742]

>>50487735
Yes

[Anonymous No.50487746]

>>50487735
Yes jfk and Abraham Lincoln for starters

[Anonymous No.50487748]

>>50487735
Kek did you forget about jfk and Abraham Lincoln?

[Anonymous No.50487750]

Man it’s gonna feel so fucking good hearing all the bull bitching and moaning when these puts are green in a couple days. God help you if you think *the* bottom is in

[Anonymous No.50487752]

>>50487735
zoomzoom...

[Anonymous No.50487755]

>>50487735
>you must have a middle school American history education before posting here
>google

[Anonymous No.50487758]

>>50487728
As soon as this pump is done Retail may fuckign exit in mass

[Anonymous No.50487759]

>>50487728
I'd rather know what the top answer was

[Anonymous No.50487760]

>>50487735
No US president has ever died

[Anonymous No.50487766]

>>50487735
Nope. Never happened before and it will never ever happen because America is too strong.

[Anonymous No.50487768]

>>50487735
Yes. Look it up. God, I hope you aren’t American.

[Anonymous No.50487770]

>>50487735
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.50487775]

>>50487735

[Anonymous No.50487773]

Pls God, crash Tesla already
It wasn't supposed to stay over 810

[Anonymous No.50487778]

>>50487735
A Canadian wrote this i bet

[Anonymous No.50487780]

>>50487750
>Man it’s gonna feel so fucking good hearing all the bull bitching and moaning when these puts are green in a couple days. God help you if you think *the* bottom is in

[Anonymous No.50487781]

>>50487642
>>he legit works minimum wage at a fast food

McDonald's pays 15 to 18 dollars

thought I had a picture in my camera roll but I guess not

[Anonymous No.50487785]

>>50487778
God I fucking hate leafs so much it's real

[Anonymous No.50487790]

>>50487676
we're in it together then

[Anonymous No.50487791]

I broke even

[Anonymous No.50487799]

>>50487728
Yes, 99% of /smg/ are top Goldman Sachs clients, this is very accurate.

[Anonymous No.50487801]

>>50487741
>statist
What do you think that word means?

[Anonymous No.50487805]

>>50487728
>*knock knock*
>"Mr. Goldman Trader, why is the market not going down?"

[Anonymous No.50487808]

>>50487785
Fuck you, buddy

[Anonymous No.50487813]

>>50487781
Lmfao. Sure they do bud. Hey maybe when you get out of that “To-go” position at whatever food service you work at, you can dream of working a drive through for 18 an hour. But go do an interview and see the reality of how much you get paid.

[Anonymous No.50487823]

>>50487805
Kek

[Anonymous No.50487826]

I don't know why I mess with other ETF's besides SPY. Is there any of a point? I bagheld DGRO for a couple years before switching to SCHD after it underperformed year after year, and ever since I switched DGRO is now outperforming SCHD. Fuck these scams.

[Anonymous No.50487832]

>>50487637
you're long as fuck you liar

[Anonymous No.50487834]

>>50487808
Yep...... this is exactly how a leaf would respond

[Anonymous No.50487840]

>>50487805
well ya see sonny jim its because retail was short and FUCK RETAIL

[Anonymous No.50487844]

>>50487553
The girl I'm dating now has abs like that. She has tattoos though you guys wouldn't like her.

[Anonymous No.50487847]

>>50487826
You should have been messing with BOIL

[Anonymous No.50487849]

"pro"shares my ass, SQQQ still going down even when the markets going up!

[Anonymous No.50487850]

>>50487805
Jews. Jews and jewish algos

[Anonymous No.50487852]

>>50487781
They literally do not. Go interview and check yourself. Then go talk to a lawyer about why it's not fraud.

[Anonymous No.50487853]

>>50487742
>>50487746
>>50487748
>>50487752
>>50487755
>>50487768
>>50487770
>>50487775
>>50487778
Seething commies

[Anonymous No.50487855]

CPI is going to be lower next month too

[Anonymous No.50487859]

>>50487826
I like YINN and YANG myself. I also am playing the SOXL/SOXS. Oh and don’t forget about OOTO which is bullish travel sector. And last but not least
>pic related

[Anonymous No.50487862]

this is the “im smarter than everyone else” portfolio

[Anonymous No.50487873]

>>50487844
you are dating a man

[Anonymous No.50487874]

If mass legalization for drugs is so beneficial then why are the democrats banning my fucking nicotine

[Anonymous No.50487879]

>>50487813
>Lmfao. Sure they do bud. Hey maybe when you get out of that “To-go” position at whatever food service you work at, you can dream of working a drive through for 18 an hour. But go do an interview and see the reality of how much you get paid

Someone post a picture of the hiring signs at fast food. I know I've seen 15 at the very least.

[Anonymous No.50487881]

>>50487859
>he trades on a TABLET

[Anonymous No.50487883]

>>50487855
Is this what they meant by a soft landing? Damn they really are good

[Anonymous No.50487889]

>>50487632
all you had to do was buy it and right the fucking meme.. but you had to be a contrarian..

[Anonymous No.50487891]

>>50487826
If you are an euro it's even worse. Themed ETFs are sometimes incredibly illiquid and the price makes zero sense compared to the US ETF it is supposed to follow

[Anonymous No.50487892]

I don't know what to buy or short. I guess I'll just sit here until I understand what's going on.

[Anonymous No.50487893]

>>50487844
My gf had abs like that when I first met her but her tits were flatter than sin
5 years later and 15 well designed pounds later and I can't get over her ass and c cups, but the abs are gone
Alas...

[Anonymous No.50487903]

>>50487874
Dude weed lmao you like nicotine? Just smoke a bowl of that good kush bro! No health problems ever!

[Anonymous No.50487904]

>>50487852

[Anonymous No.50487905]

>>50487879
“Signs” exactly. With asterisks and fine print. The dollar amount gets ass hats in, the promise of quick cash keeps the dipshits from questioning why they get 10.50. Try doing an interview for shits and giggles and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.50487908]

>>50487874
What makes you think democrats were going to mass legalize drugs?

[Anonymous No.50487912]

>>50487879
I was buying groceries the other day, and the local school district had a literal fucking job fair going on offering $30/hr for people to drive a god damn school bus

[Anonymous No.50487914]

>>50487844
See
>>50487873
It's not a big deal if you're into dudes, but let's not pretend there isn't a feminine benis swinging between his legs.

[Anonymous No.50487926]

Biden died. Sell now.

[Anonymous No.50487930]

>>50487904
>Up to 15
Bruh

[Anonymous No.50487932]

>>50487750
funniest post ITT
gonna party hard tonight
and tomorrow
and next week
and next month
if this rally holds i'm gonna be so rich
lmfao

[Anonymous No.50487934]

>>50487908
Just this thing called the SAFE banking act. Introduced by Schumer then voted against by Schumer in 2020,2021 and now 2022

[Anonymous No.50487943]

Once the jews are back from lunch and activate giga nigga algos, you'll finally get what you fucking deserve, mumu
Tesla can't remain this high
It just can't, you stupid fucking bastards
Think of the environment

[Anonymous No.50487949]

apple already bouncing back to almost it's all time highs wtf

[Anonymous No.50487953]

>>50487905
>10.50
I have aws certs. They're going to have to pay me at least 20

[Anonymous No.50487954]

>>50487892
Wait a day or three, think about shorting.

[Anonymous No.50487957]

>>50487908
Uhhhh mass pushes to legalize states, decriminalize everything, and legalize psychedelic treatments. Also a huge dick sucking of Nordic state drug policies.

>>50487905
Fast food around me pays 17.50 starting.

[Anonymous No.50487958]

>>50487926
I bet he pulls a tredue and pretends he has it for a couple weeks so he doesn't have to speak about some important issue coming up.

[Anonymous No.50487964]

>>50487553
Lol it won't pass now. SOXL $10 end of next week.

[Anonymous No.50487972]

>>50487926
they'd better not crash my TSLA run up before i sell. They CAN however crash GOOG, and legalize dude weed, for the gainz.

[Anonymous No.50487973]

I don't like it when the market goes up, because I don't like it when retarded people make money for no reason other than their retarded feefees. However, I must admit, the bear market appears to be well and truly over. It's always prudent to remember: Stock prices do not reflect stock values, but rather, the abundance of people retarded enough to slurp.

[Anonymous No.50487976]

>>50487904
>Falling for the "up to" jew trickery.

[Anonymous No.50487981]

I just don't know what the fuck to do. 35k in cash, just seems dumb to chase pumps but line keeps going up. Line was supposed to go down. WHY LINE UP

[Anonymous No.50487987]

FOMC meeting in 6 days, is it already priced in? Predictions?

[Anonymous No.50487990]

>>50487926
Nah, but he could be in the hospital.

[Anonymous No.50487992]

>>50487874
Democrats don't get Tobacco lobby money like the Rs do.

[Anonymous No.50487993]

>>50487883
soft landing already happened which is why we're taking off at the speed of sound

[Anonymous No.50487994]

>>50487926
say hello to the first female afro-indo resident

[Anonymous No.50488002]

>>50487957
I wish I was joking when I said this, but a lot of places like that will advertise $17.50 but that is unironically including overtime pay. So they are already planning on working you 60 hours a week.

[Anonymous No.50488004]

>I’m Robert you works at the movie house
>I’m going to see ‘Nope’ in IMAX for free with free food.
>you all enjoy paying 70+ dollars for my free experience.
>p.s. I work there 1 day a week for 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.50488006]

>>50487987
We will be crashing until the meeting, then we will be going up again.

[Anonymous No.50488024]

>>50487949
Ath was 180 I think. Still a ways to go.

[Anonymous No.50488028]

Recommend me some good VOO like ETFs under $50 a share. I want under $50 because this is going in my IRA so I can only deposit $6,000 but I want to buy atleast 100 so I can sell covered calls on it

[Anonymous No.50488039]

>he tried to predict a random walk

[Anonymous No.50488041]

>>50487883
>>50487993
Yeah I'm thinking I'm going short.

[Anonymous No.50488042]

>>50487926
and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.50488046]

>>50487953
If you get your masters I'm sure they'll offer at least 13/hr

[Anonymous No.50488055]

$AMC chads...

[Anonymous No.50488056]

>>50487981
This is what covered calls are for technically

[Anonymous No.50488057]

>>50487994
Kek. They'd probably not tell her he died for a while. To milk it out. Not like he does conference's or anything. Then can just say he's isolating for 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.50488061]

>>50487728
>Follows a guy who unironically calls himself tyler durden

[Anonymous No.50488063]

>>50488028
SPLG

[Anonymous No.50488069]

>>50488039
>the fed does a random walk to the FOMC meeting
>takes a wrong turn
>"Fucking Random Walks" t.some old dude name pow or someshit

[Anonymous No.50488071]

>>50488006
Wrong; we will be going up until the meeting, and then going up some more.
Good news is good news
Bad news is good news
No news is good news

[Anonymous No.50488075]

I WANT TO SEE GIANT, ASSHOLE GAPING RED DILDOS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.50488076]

>>50488055
>$AMC chads
Oxymoron

[Anonymous No.50488078]

ARE YOU BUYING TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.50488079]

>NASDAQ is back over 12,000
NASDAQ is back over 12,000
>NASDAQ is back over 12,000
NASDAQ is back over 12,000
>NASDAQ is back over 12,000
NASDAQ is back over 12,000
>NASDAQ is back over 12,000
NASDAQ is back over 12,000
>NASDAQ is back over 12,000
NASDAQ is back over 12,000

[Anonymous No.50488085]

>>50488028
Upro, tqqq, soxl, udow, tna. Basically you have to use leverage, which is great for IRAs

[Anonymous No.50488087]

Hahahahaha, tsla will never be over 810 ever agin
Get fucked, tqqq
Time for sqqq calls motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.50488088]

>>50488039
I like going for walks. Sometimes I meet nice dogs.

[Anonymous No.50488092]

>>50488075
>>>/gif/

[Anonymous No.50488094]

>>50487873
Fat "people" should all be put in fema work camps

[Anonymous No.50488098]

So is the recession canceled?

[Anonymous No.50488101]

>>50488078
A bear rally is like, It’s like a trans pride rally. I just buy into them

[Anonymous No.50488106]

>>50488085
Isn’t holding 3x leverage long term somehow bad? Don’t bully I really don’t know

[Anonymous No.50488110]

I sold roblox at $25(22.34 average)

[Anonymous No.50488113]

BOBO BTFO 4 DAYS IN A ROW

[Anonymous No.50488124]

we leg up again in power hour bobo, just so you know

[Anonymous No.50488128]

>>50488098
in reality we are at the peak of "return to normal"

[Anonymous No.50488129]

So tesla is a crypto trading company now? Will elon do crypto bros a favor in the future? Either it's an ultimate alliance or a bitter rivalry

[Anonymous No.50488133]

>>50488106
If line go down long time it is bad.

[Anonymous No.50488138]

you guys hedge, right? i mean, 4 green days shouldn't wreck you

[Anonymous No.50488141]

it's literally so easy
buy
hold
refresh folio watch numbers go up
lol
how can anyone lose money in the market?

[Anonymous No.50488143]

>>50488128
We're here:

[Anonymous No.50488144]

thinking were gonna see our first 5%+ down day soon now

[Anonymous No.50488148]

>>50488087
Pls God, I want to take my family out to eat, but I can't SINCE MY PUTS ARE GETTING ANNIHILATED
I thought Biden being sick would have fed me
Halp

[Anonymous No.50488154]

>he hasn't been buying garbage for weeks for the return to Garbage rally
I have been feasting on shit like the most slimy of pajeets.
YOU WILL BUY MY GARBAGE BACK FROM ME AT A HIGHER PRICE.

[Anonymous No.50488155]

>>50487994
Unironically want to kill myself if she gets sworn in.

My people weren't genocided by the millions so some nigger could ruin my ancestral lands.

[Anonymous No.50488156]

>nobody talking about SIGA

So it's really over isn't it

[Anonymous No.50488157]

>>50488143
We are still in Take Off

[Anonymous No.50488161]

>>50488087
fucking BS revenue claim. Absolutely cant hold above 800 knowing that they cant do that again...

[Anonymous No.50488172]

>>50488094
You starved, tired, physically weak lanklets would never have the power or the speed to put me in a camp. If nothing else we hamchads will hunt you lanklets and take your bussies for sport
*Starts motorcycle*

[Anonymous No.50488177]

>>50488148
Biden being sick is bullish, dudemeister. Everyone hates him

[Anonymous No.50488178]

>>50488155
did you miss 8 years of the kenyan?

[Anonymous No.50488192]

>>50488156
did that fucker really get up and walk away after that?

[Anonymous No.50488200]

>>50488172
is it bad i was disappointed there was no gore at the end?

[Anonymous No.50488206]

>>50488177
yeah but nigger vagina president is kinda of the end of the world
its like the perfect scenario for putin

[Anonymous No.50488214]

Are people really trying to say skinny is good? On my board Where I’ve documented the golden belly run

[Anonymous No.50488215]

Do bear markets return 6% in a month

[Anonymous No.50488227]

>>50488215
Only on a dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.50488231]

>>50488156
did he's dead?

[Anonymous No.50488234]

>>50488215
Yes on the return to normal. You should all be very afraid.

[Anonymous No.50488245]

>>50488178
at least he was a man

[Anonymous No.50488246]

>>50488215
quite often

[Anonymous No.50488251]

>muh deadcat bounce

[Anonymous No.50488256]

How the fuck isn't Tesla dying, reeeeeeeeee
It better not hit 850 like that faggot anon claimed it would on the other thread
That would mean a +16% day on a shit stock
No different than a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.50488258]

Do you guys just throw money at stocks or actually analyze the financials of companies?
Chart reading? What skills do you use?

[Anonymous No.50488260]

>>50488234
Rather be greedy when you are fraid.

[Anonymous No.50488272]

a SIGA homophobe just flew over my house!

[Anonymous No.50488273]

For the last time: men should be fit, women should be morbidly obese.

[Anonymous No.50488276]

>>50488258
Lmfao
We trade, we don't invest. Go back to the 'ddit

[Anonymous No.50488277]

Why shouldn’t Powell surprise with 100 BPS next meeting, obviously the market can handle it. Labor market still strong. If he’s not a cuckold he’d do 100. Retail investors are literally laughing at him as they buy yolo call options

Don’t let them laugh at you Powell, break them

[Anonymous No.50488283]

>>50488138
what hedges are you holding

[Anonymous No.50488286]

>>50488256
get recked idiot how many rip your face off rallies is it gonna take before you understand how this works

[Anonymous No.50488290]

>>50488258
I do meticulous macro and industry analysis every day, and then proceed to throw my money on retarded options plays because I don’t like my findings

[Anonymous No.50488291]

>>50488214
You'll have to excuse the lanklets, they havent eaten in a while and have spent hours on the gym burning through their finite energy running in place so they can deliberately deplete their bodily food stores for "reasons". I'd be a little pissy too if I did that.

[Anonymous No.50488303]

If they go down 10% i buy double.

[Anonymous No.50488310]

>>50488258
sounds like a waste of time. just buy dips and never sell. it's like cheating

[Anonymous No.50488313]

>>50488291
This is Remy LaCroix in 5 years

[Anonymous No.50488326]

>>50488286
Mfw I have no face
Help me, spare some change sir?

[Anonymous No.50488335]

>>50488258
post number and booger size
also tea leaves

[Anonymous No.50488336]

>>50488041
Oof, fellow Irish-chads, what are we gonna do about this?

[Anonymous No.50488340]

>>50488042
this but unironically

A C C E L E R A T E

[Anonymous No.50488346]

>>50488326
just short the market next week its not hard

[Anonymous No.50488348]

Yum!

[Anonymous No.50488351]

>>50488129
What's stopping them from buying BTC and dumping over and over again to cook the books?

[Anonymous No.50488352]

guys what do I buy
I can't take not having my money in something, I get all twitchy

[Anonymous No.50488356]

>>50488258
The more effort and thought I put in the more money I loose

[Anonymous No.50488360]

>>50488313
inshallah

[Anonymous No.50488361]

WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU ASSHOLES

I SHOULD HAVE SHORTED BLACKSTONE

You idiots probably thought it was the same as shorting black rock
FUCK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA

[Anonymous No.50488369]

>>50487541
>>50487567
>>50487577
incredibly bearish series of posts

[Anonymous No.50488370]

Hahahahaha haha, tsla can't break 815
Where your rally now, faggots
Hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.50488372]

>>50488352
INTC

[Anonymous No.50488375]

>>50488352
Literally anything energy related

[Anonymous No.50488378]

>>50488313
Is she still around? I'd love to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.50488391]

>>50488378
Yeah, but she ain't lookin so hot. I say this even as a fatty fucker.

[Anonymous No.50488401]

>>50488258
>actually analyze the financials of companies
we are in clown market- the rules are not the same here.

[Anonymous No.50488406]

>>50487926
Even if that's the case they'll 100% replace him with one of his body doubles.

[Anonymous No.50488410]

>>50488258
>he doesn't know about the volga spiders, gamma convexity, and crouching niggers in SPX.
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.50488411]

Is there anyway to profit off banks with tanks in China?

[Anonymous No.50488414]

>>50488156
From opening remarks of WHO director-general today:
>I remain concerned about the number of cases, in an increasing number of countries, that have been reported to WHO.
>More than 14,000 cases from 71 Member States across all six WHO regions have now been reported to WHO this year.
>It’s pleasing to note an apparent declining trend in some countries, but others are still seeing an increase, and six countries reported their first cases last week.
>...For the moment, the vast majority of cases continue to be reported among men who have sex with men.
>This transmission pattern represents both an opportunity to implement targeted public health interventions, and a challenge because in some countries, the communities affected face life-threatening discrimination.
>As many of you know from your deep engagement with these communities, there is a very real concern that men who have sex with men could be stigmatised or blamed for the outbreak, making the outbreak much harder to track, and to stop
>As the outbreak evolves, the call for targeted and focused access to all counter measures for the most affected population has also increased.
kek, no
There was an opportunity for significant movement today based on WHO remarks. WHO is still pussyfooting around so because it's worried about setting off fag genocide in 3rd world countries, so August options may get heemed, but the bull case is still strong on this one.

tl;dr investing in gay sex is still a good idea

[Anonymous No.50488419]

>>50488277
Biden admin said no while he is in office

[Anonymous No.50488431]

>>50488378
She had a kid and isn't looking great. She's definitely put on some pounds.

[Anonymous No.50488445]

>>50488041
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.50488458]

All right, time for my two hour shower. Don't rally the market while i'm gone

[Anonymous No.50488462]

>>50487541
It's going to be an easy 40 to 45 though after that I get more and more wary. I want to get more right now but i'm waiting on a pullback since its pumped like 3 days in a row now

[Anonymous No.50488481]

>>50487926
>>50487994
wouldnt it be bullish if biden died? women do spend more

[Anonymous No.50488488]

>>50488156
>SIGA
>(you)
It's not being talked about because /biz/ usually has a goldfish attention span. EU is about to process a large purchase order after an RFP to medical vendors found TPOX (siga's product) the only valid treatment for the bioengineered skin aids. Expect a pumo from that in a few weeks. Longer term, monke case count isn't growing at actual rate because of scarcity of testing equipment. That will also generate a pump.
>pic rel
Chart of novavax.

[Anonymous No.50488490]

>>50488445
Probably a Bong taking a shot at the Irish, like anyone outside the UK gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.50488499]

>>50488481
i for one welcome our new twerker-in-chief

[Anonymous No.50488501]

>>50488458

[Anonymous No.50488508]

>>50488391
Based

[Anonymous No.50488545]

Can someone tell me why the FUCK these retards are betting their entire life savings on some shitty brick and mortar video game store?

[Anonymous No.50488548]

Here comes the Tesla dump
Are you ready!!!
Fag levels are critical

[Anonymous No.50488561]

I HATE CRAB MARKETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50488566]

>>50488488
Companies just started rolling out the monke tests, so we will probably see an high rise of case numbers soon. Sonic Healthcare, Aegis Sciences, Quest Diagnostics they all just got started distributing tests

[Anonymous No.50488571]

>>50488548
>PE ratio of 97.92
yeah no shit it's gonna dump

[Anonymous No.50488583]

>>50488488
KEK

[Anonymous No.50488588]

>>50488545
GME is an experiment to see if decentralized collective action can make the same sort of moves as hedgies and openly manipulate the market using an instrument that has essentially no underlying value.

Nothing it does has anything to do with Gamestop's actual business. Gamestop itself is Blockbuster at this point.

[Anonymous No.50488604]

>Me waiting for USAC to either pump so I can add more puts or dump so I can sell my current ones to releverage to buy again tomorrow before the Ex-div

[Anonymous No.50488611]

>>50488545
same reason poor people buy scratch tickets

[Anonymous No.50488612]

>>50488508
This was the top signal btw

[Anonymous No.50488621]

>>50488561
Crabs ate you too

[Anonymous No.50488627]

>>50488378
She's turned into a full blown brap hog and it's fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.50488641]

>>50488391
>>50488431
>sleeve tattoos
The fat I could deal with, but tramp stamps? It's over

[Anonymous No.50488643]

>>50488561
>snibs your gooch
Oops, didn't see you there sport.

[Anonymous No.50488649]

>>50488612
Hmm, so you're saying I should work my feedism into a trading strategy? I already have a foodfolio that's doing alright.

[Anonymous No.50488651]

>>50488258
I rely on haruspicy and invest in accordance to the liver

[Anonymous No.50488661]

Tsla literally can't break 815
Amazing p/e of 100 u got there, faggots

[Anonymous No.50488664]

You guys, I think Robby Soave is the best talking head in current media.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeS-BcKFK34

[Anonymous No.50488662]

is my 401k gonna recover this year?

[Anonymous No.50488670]

>>50488649
Always.
Fatties are always a good market

[Anonymous No.50488673]

>>50488641
Based and principled

[Anonymous No.50488680]

>>50488662
>This year
Anon... I...

[Anonymous No.50488695]

>2.5 billion NASDAQ fed buy at 1:16
>stops a dump
>startings dumping again anyway 8 minutes later
hooooboy this gonna be ugly

[Anonymous No.50488699]

>>50488651
based

[Anonymous No.50488703]

>>50487443
TO THE MOON!!!

[Anonymous No.50488713]

>>50488662
No not till around 2026

[Anonymous No.50488720]

>>50488662
why would you want it to? you should hope the market is in the shitter while you're buying

[Anonymous No.50488721]

>>50488375
I dunno mate i've had CCJ for months and it's my eternal crab

[Anonymous No.50488722]

>>50488695
>>2.5 billion NASDAQ fed buy at 1:16
Where do you get that sort of info?

[Anonymous No.50488723]

>portfolio 16k up today
>still down 15.6% YTD

[Anonymous No.50488732]

>>50488643
YOU SAW ME DON'T LIE YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE CRAB

[Anonymous No.50488734]

>>50488670
Torrid looks like it found a bottom... pun intended.

[Anonymous No.50488739]

>>50488722
You can see it on the volume. Have another explanation for why 2.5 BILLION shares were purchased all at once at the start of a dump?

[Anonymous No.50488745]

>>50488720
People say this, but if you were going to contribute to a 401k for 20 years, wouldn't you prefer 20 years of +15% instead of 15 years of +15% with 5 years of -15% mixed in?

[Anonymous No.50488753]

>>50488734
All in on Torrid calls

[Anonymous No.50488757]

>>50488722
>>50488739
picrel

[Anonymous No.50488759]

OH MY STARRY EYED SURPRISE
SUNDOWN TO SUNRISE
DANCE ALL NIGHT, WE GONNA DANCE ALL NIGHT,
DANCE ALL NIGHT TO THIS DJ

[Anonymous No.50488760]

>>50488739
>You can see it on the volume.
Nothing shows on my brokerage.

[Anonymous No.50488761]

>>50488739
Only 414 million shares have been traded today in total

[Anonymous No.50488763]

>>50488258
I carve my own bone dice from the foot/paw bones of locally sourced bulls and bears.
I throw the dice and they show me the future of the market. I hired a local witch to curse the bear dice and took the bull dice to my local synagogue for a rabbi to pour shekel magic into.

[Anonymous No.50488766]

Lmao
>bearish for SIGA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0o_7fusKxM

[Anonymous No.50488767]

>>50488508
My gf and I started eating out a ton more since we started dating back in November. She was a cheerleader in college but now is starting to get a little tummy. feels kinda bad because I feel lik it's my fault :/

[Anonymous No.50488784]

>>50488767
shame her and get in shape yourself

[Anonymous No.50488802]

>>50488767
Post some nudes of her so we can confirm

[Anonymous No.50488806]

>>50488767
Pump that cow up

[Anonymous No.50488813]

>>50488767
It's the natural progression. She'll gain weight, her ass will get bigger and flatter, she'll have a gut, her tits will sag, she'll start burping and farting louder than you, and eventually start wearing her pajama bottoms out in public. Get out while you still can.

[Anonymous No.50488819]

>>50488767
Stop taking her to chucky-cheese and start taking her to sushi places.

[Anonymous No.50488820]

Hey bulls... wanna see something cool?

[Anonymous No.50488821]

>>50488767
well done

[Anonymous No.50488823]

Reminder that TSMC is the 10th largest company in the world and the only company that is even building 3nm and 2nm plants.

[Anonymous No.50488826]

>>50488767
Stop going to restaurants

[Anonymous No.50488828]

Another day and more losses. Being a bobo is hard these days. I’m currently sitting in a 25% and would very much like to recuperate my money.

[Anonymous No.50488834]

My trailing stoploss triggered.... I made a total of $8 on that position now...

[Anonymous No.50488836]

>>50488745
20 years at 15% without bad years mean a 14x return. sure that'd be nice, but history says that's very unlikely. bad years are inevitable, so accept them and hope they're early when you're buying instead of when you've got a nice big portfolio

[Anonymous No.50488841]

These jewyork jews are predictable

[Anonymous No.50488843]

>>50488767
That’s hot. Film her belches for extra money

[Anonymous No.50488849]

Tsla about to get gutted
Buy puts now baby

[Anonymous No.50488859]

>>50488767
>My gf
Larp

[Anonymous No.50488862]

CRASH TESLA CRASH YOU FUCKIN SCAM!

[Anonymous No.50488867]

>>50488841
elaborate

[Anonymous No.50488872]

>>50488849
>Tsla about to get gutted
waaaaat? No way! A PE ratio of 100 is totally healthy right?!

[Anonymous No.50488909]

meh weak ass VERY low volume post-lunch dump, we'll spike back up soon or tomorrow doesn't matter bears can't do anything other than suck each other's dicks

[Anonymous No.50488914]

>>50488862
>electric car company that produces less than 1% of the total global production
>has more stock value than every other car company in the world
surely elon's tony stark personality and millenial hype can sustain it?!

[Anonymous No.50488915]

>>50488849
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.50488932]

>>50488914
no but liquidating 75% of their BTC holdings seemed to... what trick will he use next quarter??

[Anonymous No.50488938]

>>50488909
You do know that all bears are woman right?

[Anonymous No.50488948]

>>50488938
hot

[Anonymous No.50488953]

>>50487632
It's time to open uour heart and let VOO and VTI into your life anon. Financial stability is right there all you need to do is buy.

[Anonymous No.50488955]

new
>>50488951
>>50488951
>>50488951

[Anonymous No.50488967]

>>50488245
touche

[Anonymous No.50488968]

>>50488481
Yes probably but the market would still freak out in the short term

[Anonymous No.50488969]

The 'DAQ is really whipsawing around right now. Up and down, side to side like a roller coaster desu

[Anonymous No.50488970]

Why the fuck does it keep going up
Did Biden give all our tax dollars to Tesla in his will or something
Reeeee

[Anonymous No.50488973]

>>50488258
I look at 10q and 10k on the sec website. I also gamble on whatever is shilled next to cute anime titti3s

[Anonymous No.50488978]

>>50488849
All you have to do is hold it, let the cringe lord make you money. but you choose to be edgy. >>50488914
>tony stark personality and millenial hype can sustain it?!
It's sustained cape shit films for nearly two decades.. market can stay irrational..yada yada..

[Anonymous No.50489010]

>>50488258
I throw money at stocks i know...seems to work

[Anonymous No.50489059]

>>50488732
Heh alright, you caught me, I won't stop though.
>Snibs you right in the butthole

[Anonymous No.50489079]

>>50488313

[Anonymous No.50489119]

>>50488970
>Did Biden give all our tax dollars to Tesla in his will or something
Gas prices are high. Obvious.

[Anonymous No.50489134]

>>50488823
Samsung is producing 3nm chips before TSMC.

[Anonymous No.50489406]

>>50488313
Remember what they took from you

[Anonymous No.50489736]

trading for 7 years, still not making any money, starting think the whole world wants see me fail, and my life is a big joke

i primarily blame apathetic boomers who think everything 30 year olds is frivolous

[Anonymous No.50489748]

>>50487981
SOXL, UUUU, CLF, X.

[Anonymous No.50489756]

This Tesla movement is the biggest load of bullshit I have EVER seen

[Anonymous No.50489840]

>>50489756
It hurts, anon...

[Anonymous No.50489882]

>>50489736
it's not you, trading is a joke. You only see the big wins and not the 99% of losses that people make. Just stick all your money in a globally diversified index fund and quit trading.

[Anonymous No.50489898]

>>50489756
ELON CAN'T STOP WINNING

[Anonymous No.50489907]

Doctor Kareem and Rajeesh said Biden isn't allowed to talk on TV anymore

[Anonymous No.50489953]

>>50488763
I do the opposite, but only this year.

[Anonymous No.50490044]

>>50488143
We are still in the pit of despair as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.50491975]

>>50487973
Man,

Holy pp are there tons of slurpers.