28 year old feels

[Anonymous No.50472774]

Everyone my age is getting married now. Will I regret being single past 30? Will all the good women be taken?

[Anonymous No.50472784]

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

[Anonymous No.50472798]

>>50472784
fpbp

[Anonymous No.50472813]

>>50472774
People being married doesn't prevent them from cheating you know

[Anonymous No.50472815]

>>50472774
Fuck off normie.
I didn't even have these thoughts at age 28 because I didn't have any friends.

[Anonymous No.50472823]

>>50472774
yes and yes but all the decent women are already taken by 28. maybe not married but in ltr. anyone still single late 20s is either girlboss, slut, divorcee, or mental issues

[Anonymous No.50472824]

Unless you married your HS sweet heart youre going to have to accept the fact youre going to have a wife thats had at least 5-10 previous boyfriends and countless sexual experiences with most like at least 3 times that amount

[Anonymous No.50472828]

>>50472774
"good women"
Anon I....

[Anonymous No.50472825]

>>50472774
no but it will get harder to find people who don't have kids every year that goes by. late 20s to early 30s is considered "goldilocks" time to get married, it has least amount of divorces compared to those who marry early or later these days. Good luck anon, hope you can find a nice girl for yourself.

[Anonymous No.50472849]

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[SAGE Slide thread FAGGOT No.50472864]

>>50472774
The BETA Blue pill is strong with you.

Get your bag and you make the rules.

[Anonymous No.50472865]

>>50472774
No, men have until 35 until people start assuming you’re gay or something else is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.50472877]

>>50472849

I have only had sex with 2 women and did non PIV sexual stuff with 2 other women. I don’t feel like I’m missing out. I’m ready to be a family man

[Anonymous No.50472901]

>>50472815
Based, same here, you can do whatever the fuck you want, world travelling and all and still have 0 friends

[Anonymous No.50472903]

>>50472815

I don’t have friends either these are just people I went to HS/college with who are normies, they are on my FB

[Anonymous No.50472950]

>>50472865
Then you just start saying your divorced. Bonus points if you get invited somewhere you don’t wanna go just be like sorry can’t do it bitch took all my money.

[Anonymous No.50473013]

>>50472774
Kill yourself, subhuman.

[Anonymous No.50473040]

>>50472774
yes don't become a wizard.

[Anonymous No.50473044]

>>50472774
no one fucking cares, we're here to make money benchod

[Anonymous No.50473066]

>>50472774
you will regret not fucking around till 36

[Anonymous No.50473072]

Welcome to best dating years of your life. 20 something women love mid 30s dick.

[Anonymous No.50473092]

>>50473072
Trouble is in my mid 30s I can't stand to be around women anymore.

[Anonymous No.50473110]

>>50472774 (OP)
you will regret not fucking around till 36

>>50472823
>a man has to find a women his own age
You can fuck 23yo's at 36

Be lean and not bald and you'll have no problems.
gl

[Anonymous No.50473131]

>>50472823

You're either a redditor, a tranny, or a shitposter

[Anonymous No.50473134]

>>50473092
same feels anon. Mid 30s, life together, good prospects, healthy, good features, blue eyes good height. I just cant fucking stand to be around them. When they like me I want to hit them. Its fucked. I had cunts fuck my head too much in my low value days. Now I'm coming into the days where I can wreak I just sit there and want nothing to do with them. Jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.50473139]

>>50472774
since you're worried about it yeah, you will probably regret it a lot, better hurry up and get married now.

[Anonymous No.50473143]

>>50473092
good thing you didnt get married. the real winning algorithm is having children when youre 13 so your parents can raise the kid until it can be in grade school most of the day when youre 18 and have a friend son at 40

[Anonymous No.50473145]

>>50472901
and it fucking sucks
>t. friendless, sexless world traveler tired of making the same touch and go connections in random towns week after week

[Anonymous No.50473149]

no need to get married if you plan to retire in pattaya

[Anonymous No.50473170]

>>50472774
It's over

[Anonymous No.50473192]

>>50472774
Op is fag. Op is concerned about others opinions of him. Who the fuck cares what "everyone" is doing. Statistically speaking the majority of those marriages will end in divorce, here is your (You)

[Anonymous No.50473205]

>>50472774
I'm 31 and today the reason why I live disappeared.
He fell off from the balcony and disappeared. I searched for him all day and even hired a k9 search

Now I'm here taking one benzo after another

I would give away all my crypto to get him back

[Anonymous No.50473215]

>>50473205

You sound like a shitty owner of your cat was alone in the balcony

[Anonymous No.50473221]

>>50472774
I do regret marrying at 27 sometimes, just because occasional sex is much harder to arrange
I still fuck around a lot (and I do not consider it cheating, I fuck a lot of random roasties and cheap asian bitches) cause I travel a lot on different time zones so I can hookup when my wife is asleep
I love my wife, I love my kids, totally worth it, I’m just not monogamous (and I don’t feel like cheating at all, I really love my wife and I really don’t give a shit about tinder std cargo, but the urge to coom in different holes is still there)
If you can, avoid getting married until you reach a body count >50, it gives you peace of mind of not missing out and enough confidence that you will always find free pussy

[Anonymous No.50473224]

>>50473205

I would never let my cat on the balcony

[Anonymous No.50473230]

>>50473192
This
that's why I always laugh at people getting married with my gf
we go and enjoy the party and bet on how long will the wedding last
fastest divorce happened 2 months after wedding
I have a divorce in Istanbul soon and only from the invitation card i can say it will last 6 months at best

[Anonymous No.50473231]

>>50473205
rip catter

[Anonymous No.50473255]

>>50473205
if he left it's because he was not happy
just forget about that stupid animal he didn't like you anyway

[Anonymous No.50473263]

>>50473221
I am happy I was born with a low sex drive. Sounds tiring

[Anonymous No.50473266]

>>50472774
I'm 25, the last time i felt the warm embrace of a cutie who liked me in highschool. i'm still a kissless virgin though

[Anonymous No.50473279]

>>50473215
I put a net on the balcony so he could go outside in the summer but unfortunately there was a lose place and he fell trough. Probably chasing a fly or something like he does all the time.

[Anonymous No.50473289]

>>50472774
I’m 28 and I spent my entire young life banging the pretty girls, partying, having lots of friends etc. I’m finally content being alone after a lifetime of not and it’s pretty comfy, so even if it’s this way for life I won’t feel like I missed anything.

[Anonymous No.50473294]

>>50473205
>be me as a kid
>live in duplex
>shatter neighbors car windshield with a baseball
>go fess up to neighbor
>he gets pissed and calls my mom
>mom rushes home
>runs over neighbors cat

[Anonymous No.50473324]

>>50473289
how do I reconcile with the fact that i'm 25, still a virgin, have a few friends, and have never gone to a party

[Anonymous No.50473352]

>>50472774
Nah you will be ok. Sex drive decrease after 30-33 you will still be lonely but not horny at least. You can get used to be lonely or kill yourself there is no middle ground.

[Anonymous No.50473353]

>>50473324
One word and it rhymes with kill yourself

[Anonymous No.50473361]

>>50473289
Having shagged many women in the past does nothing to stop me being horny right now, or satisfy my depraved fetishes.

[Anonymous No.50473369]

>>50473221
how pathetic, just own it up faggot

[Anonymous No.50473382]

>>50473324
Don't know if it helps but I've gone to countless parties, and not just parties but clubs, concerts, music festivals and various other social events and I never even kissed, let alone had sex

[Anonymous No.50473388]

>>50472823
How lol
I'm 27 and talking to multiple girls from 18-24.

[Anonymous No.50473429]

>>50473361
Based.

[Anonymous No.50473431]

>>50473382
Have you been on a date?

[Anonymous No.50473464]

>>50473431
Never.

[Anonymous No.50473512]

These demoralization threads make no sense. I personally know two (2) big titty 20-something PAWGs who ended up marrying men in their 40s. My balding friend fucks zoomers constantly. Who are you trying to fool, Steinberg?

[Anonymous No.50473548]

>>50473324
Dude just fire up tinder and write in your bio that you just want to “watch Netflix and chill” and that “you are not searching for anything serious”
There are tons of bored girls that just want to feel some human contact, avoid inviting them out, invite them only and exclusively at your place, and bring them straight into your bedroom, break ice for 5min where they check you are not going to kill them or ruin their life, and then kiss and fuck, they literally came just for that
It’s not rocket science
Be flirty, don’t treat them like bitches even if they just want to fuck, tell them they are cute, be direct, don’t apologize, play the game, give them reassurance you are not some serial killer, give them reassurance about how they can reach your place safely and go home safely
coffee outside = no sex
Netflix and chill at your own place = sex

[Anonymous No.50473553]

>>50473289
I'm 28, fucked only 4 girls and I'm extremely okay with that. I never went to parties, just glad I lost my virginity early on. I can't imagine how nightmarish it must be to NEVER get laid. It's weird too because I'm socially awkward, but I just know what to say when I'm around the opposite sex. I genuinely think it's genetics, it's like my alpha mode turns on and things just go right, like I'm honing in for the kill. My Dad was a super insane chad though, he must've fucked like 40 women before he got married.

I have cousins with beta dads and their kids cannot get laid.

[Anonymous No.50473562]

>>50473324
Who cares, unless it's for some reason eating at you inside because you're too much of a faggot who cares what other thinks or conform to le societal norms, then just be happy with who you are and what you do. If it happens and you meet someone, it happens, but no reason to be depressed about it.

[Anonymous No.50473568]

>>50473548
i didn't mention this but I'm a turbo manlet
and I hate taking pictures. I don't use social media

[Anonymous No.50473620]

>>50472774
Idk OP but I'm in the same boat. Got the BS and MS in STEM, 6ft tall, 6 figure salary but I'm a bald sperg and I'm worried I'll have to settle with a female loser like what >>50472823 describes.

[Anonymous No.50473645]

>>50473548
>There are tons of bored girls that just want to feel some human contact
Yes, and they will pick the attractive man, not the not so attractive almost 30 year old virgin

These days even 2/10 barely human obese female hamplanets have the luxury of choosing thanks to dating apps. No one is interested in average or God forbid below average adult male virgins, not even the ugly females.

[Anonymous No.50473646]

Evidence /biz/ has far too many NPC normalfags posting. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.50473716]

>>50473645
I make 6 figs, illegal educated, am /fit/, white, etc. but based on hinge’s algorithm I’ve ascertained that I am about equal sexual market value to a black woman.

[Anonymous No.50473734]

>>50473568
I’m married bro, do you think I use real photo and name?
My only tinder pic is literally 1/4th of a face of some random internet guy with similar traits (just reverse search on yandex), similar enough to have plausible deniability
Get an extra sim, get an extra identity, different birthday date, different job, learn how to lie, it literally doesn’t matter, next day those girls are gone (I always make sure they are ok with that before having sex, I don’t want to have psycho bitches stalking me)

[Anonymous No.50473766]

Autistic virgin that lost it to a coworker at 28. She's a few years younger and was just getting out of a 7 year relationship. It sucks that I'll never get a virgin and I still occasionally get insecure about not sleeping with anyone else but she works hard, good with money. In the end I got pretty lucky I think or I probably would have ended up alone. It's nice having someone even though beforehand I convinced myself life is better alone.

I hope everyone else in this thread finds what they're looking for.

[Anonymous No.50473767]

>>50472823
this. I missed out on a high school sweetheart and it's unironically over for me. Eh. Suicide ain't so bad

[Anonymous No.50473770]

>>50473646
Srs, thought we're here to make sick gainz not cry about the marriage meme

[Anonymous No.50473800]

>>50473734
Holy shit based.

Only one problem I did a yandex search and these dudes are all ugly as fuck

[Anonymous No.50473823]

>>50473734
>all this money, time and effort spent just to MAYBE insert a penis into a vagina
grim

[Anonymous No.50473847]

>>50473645
>These days even 2/10 barely human obese female hamplanets have the luxury of choosing thanks to dating apps. No one is interested in average or God forbid below average adult male virgins, not even the ugly females.
False, you don’t need to be a chad, you just need to have the balls to invite them at your place
And I do have standards, I only fuck 6+ unless my balls are really exploding
I have receding hairline, not particularly in good shape (a bit of belly) and a 7.5” inch dick that I always mention in the bio (great filter, you avoid a lot of romantic bullshits, cause emotional girls just avoid matching you and the one matching know it’s all about sex)
Never write the word sex btw, just a few hints here and there

[Anonymous No.50473868]

>>50472774
I just had that phase hitting me like a train. Had a multi day mental breakdown and cried. I'm still shaken to the core. Worst is it is that all my married ex class mates are pretty much all trust fund babies who never had to work a day in their lives and just getting free stuff. Free uni education, free wedding, free cars, free housing all paid by their loving parents who seemed to save up money all their lives just to hand it over to the kids to kick start their sugar coated lives

[Anonymous No.50473913]

>>50473294
kek, this isnt real

[Anonymous No.50473936]

>>50473823
>time and effort
yes, it does requires time and effort
>money
absolute not
if I really want to spend (very little) money I just book a bunch of 19-22y old skinny vietnamese, the only difference is “no kiss”

[Anonymous No.50474044]

>>50473205
Just letting you know I hate cats. Whenever I see a house outside cat that comes onto my property I punt it into the next realm with a big soccer kick kek

I probably killed your cat from internal bleeding haha

[Anonymous No.50474095]

>>50473110
What about short?
>t. 5'8

[Anonymous No.50474102]

>>50472774
>28 year old feels
slow down there pal, no need to hog all twenty of them to yourself.

[Anonymous No.50474105]

>>50473645

I’ve seen my sisters swipe like this too although they aren’t landwhales. Very depressing how picky women are

[Anonymous No.50474153]

>>50473324
"Parties" today are retarded, and the attendees are worthless.