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>> No.50469825

-AAPL220722C160 are .03 right now

>> No.50469847

What the fuck is wrong with VIX

>> No.50469919

I'm really getting tired of Schwab's bullshit, 3rd day in a row I can't buy options because my cash is on hold.

>> No.50469923

Alright I'm watching, but what am I learning?

>> No.50469929

>>50469847
I bought calls

>> No.50469947

This is actually the dirty shart edition

>> No.50469953

>>50469919
Jews are holding you down bro

>> No.50469956
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50469956

AHEM* FUCK CAPTCHA AND FUCK M00T

>> No.50469957

What's the best way to invest non-declared money? i'm south american and want to invest 5k USD from payoneer into a broker. problem is all of it is shady money

>> No.50469963
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50469963

APOLOGIZE!

>> No.50469976
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50469976

>>50469963
no

>> No.50469977
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>>50469963

>> No.50469984

>>50469956
I can't wait til 2035 bro

>> No.50469992
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50469992

HAS THE RECESSION BEEN CANCELLED

>> No.50469994
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50469994

But Bobo, you told me this was the end

>> No.50469998
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50469998

Well it was a nice day swing trading. Hope you anons made money too.

>> No.50470008
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50470008

Bros, I'm down $10 on the day. It's over.

>> No.50470017
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>>50470008
F.

>> No.50470027

>>50469992
LOL

>> No.50470040

Do I sell SOXL before close? Will it go up even more tomorrow??? Pls help.

>> No.50470041
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50470041

Odds I put money tomorrow into KO, Evens JEPI, Dubs SOXL, trips and first reply tells me where to invest

>> No.50470042

Did Biden say he had/has cancer? Anyone got a link to the video?

>> No.50470056
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50470056

Bobo, are you ok?

>> No.50470059
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>>50469812
is value investing still working? it has been on the table for so long that maybe it just does not work anymore because of a great amount of people doing the same thing

>> No.50470066

>>50469953
I just want to get some goddamn uvxy calls for next week before they run up otherwise I'll just have to wait to buy puts on it.

>> No.50470069
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>>50469992
Yes, Cramer said so and he is always right.

>> No.50470068

>>50469956
That's eerie

>> No.50470073

>>50470042
No, he said his administration is cancer which is the first truthful thing the retard has said during his presidency

>> No.50470075

FUCK ALL NIGGER MUMUS. YOU WILL GET RUGGED TOMORROW VERY SOON SER.

TIME TO REDEEM IS NOW

>> No.50470077

>>50470041
Connections more obvious than you dweebs might suppose.

>> No.50470085
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50470085

OMG WE DID IT BOBOS BTFO

>> No.50470089
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50470089

https://www.twitch.tv/clfbro

>> No.50470097

>>50470041
Fuck yeah pump my sugar water bags.

>> No.50470098

>>50469825
There's a reason they're 3 cents

>> No.50470102
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50470102

>clftranny is back

>> No.50470109

>>50470085
To play devils advocate here, this is the most it has been green this many consecutive days since before last november.

>> No.50470111

>>50470077
dubs confirm, we're back Lum sisters

>> No.50470127
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50470127

>>50470073
Nvm, I found the video for myself. Thanks for nuthin’, anon.

https://twitter.com/realdailywire/status/1549832535227731968?s=21&t=qU6xMd0_ejNsoisa2E8nqw

>> No.50470134

ahem

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.50470135

Bought a bunch of SOXL 7/22 calls for pennies. If it retard pumps to $21+ by Friday I'll make enough money to quit my job. Let's go Nancyyyy. Delta is like 3%.. yeah I like those odds

>> No.50470147

What are good sites to see the value of tickers over time and compare them?

>> No.50470150
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>>50470127
anything to help a bruther out

>> No.50470156

How do I stop spending $500 a week on mobile gotcha games?

>> No.50470158

>>50470109
+$20 on SPY within 5 days is quite a lot indeed.

>> No.50470162

>>50470056
>Biden
>Deporting anyone

>> No.50470167
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50470167

>>50470102
from the dead?

>> No.50470173

Do I sell my UVXY calls now? Getting cold feet right now

>> No.50470175

>>50470156
What you're playing?
What you're buying?

>> No.50470178

>>50470156
Destroy your phone or delete the app

>> No.50470184

Friendly reminder to protect yourselves from rogue waves. We're in choppy waters here.

>> No.50470187

>>50470156
Develop a cocaine habit

>> No.50470195

>>50470175
>>50470178
>Falling for the b8 this easily

>> No.50470202

>>50470187
Theme https://mytuner-radio.com/radio/kqel-cool-fm-1079-430764/

>> No.50470211

corn syrup bags

>> No.50470213

>>50469963
So inverse Cramer except when he's trying to regain credibility.

>> No.50470218

>>50470195
You wish you could quit yourself, right?

>> No.50470233

>>50470156
wank and then play a real game

>> No.50470243

>>50470218
What?

>> No.50470246

>>50470175
>What you're playing?
horny arcana
>What you're buying?
pretty much everything in the fucking store

>> No.50470256
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>> No.50470260

>>50469825
digits and i fomo into these

>> No.50470264

>>50470156
By spending 600 dollars instead

>> No.50470272

>>50470246
I'm beginning to think you aren't a real human and just a bot that promotes mobile games, degeneracy, and dating Asian girls.

>> No.50470282
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>>50470156
It's ok baggie. I spent $500 on Genshin once too. C2 Raiden was worth it.
What purpose is living, if not to seek joy?

>> No.50470289

>>50470156
>mobile gotcha games
Robinhood trader?

>> No.50470294
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50470294

>>50470260
>>50470264
>>50470272

>> No.50470298

cash gang here. i feel financially bored

atleast im not losing money as fast as trading it would

>> No.50470306
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>>50469963
Only red day this week is gonna be him opening on Monday isn't it?

>> No.50470324
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50470324

Yeah, the bear market is forever cancelled.

>> No.50470328
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50470328

anyone seen old porky?

>> No.50470349
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50470349

So TSLA 2DTE 600p right? K cool

>> No.50470354

>>50470156
I got rid of my pokemon card "investing" by just letting run its course. Bought cards for 8 months and got bored of it/realized its vastly inferior

>> No.50470366
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50470366

>>50469963
It's over

>> No.50470374

>>50470306
I keep telling you.
Mondays are for DUMPIN

>> No.50470376

>>50470156
You spend $2k/month on garbage ass weeb gambling games? What would gookfu say?

>> No.50470378

I have my girlfriend's dad on facebook, and all he does is post boomer memes. It's great.

>> No.50470383

USD milkshake is peaking. Cash gang is going to get destroyed.
At least buy some gold if you're too scared to own stocks in the meltup.

>> No.50470386
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>>50470366
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.50470392

SOXL ONE LAST PUMP LETS GOOOOO
SOXL 20 EOW
SOXL 26 EOM

>> No.50470393

DXY bottomed?

>> No.50470401

>>50470127
bullish!

>> No.50470402

Wherefore is the marketeth pumping? what hast hath led to a changeth in sentiment? if 't be true the did feed'ral res'rve pivots then i guesseth t maketh senseth

>> No.50470408
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50470408

Apologize to Lum

>> No.50470414

>>50469825
>2de OTM calls are cheap

Thanks just bought 500

>> No.50470415

>>50470376
Why the fuck would I tell her I'm spending anything on anything?

>> No.50470422

when are Tesla earning? right after the bell ?

>> No.50470427

>>50470415
>Asian woman not balls deep in your financial statements
doubt

>> No.50470446

>>50470415
Baggie stfu you love that bitch. When are you going to marry her already? How many years has it been?

>> No.50470455
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50470455

>>50470366
>Calls the bottom
>SPY falls like 25%
>Calls it again

>> No.50470463

Can we arrange for Jim Cramer to ring the bell every Monday? It seems we've found something that he's good at.

>> No.50470469
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>>50470408
Me on the left.

>> No.50470480

>>50470446
>When are you going to marry her already?
We still have to work out the whole she's christian and im jewish thing.

>> No.50470497

>>50470408
W-w-w-what is happening in that picture? I thought that men were supposed to do the penetrating... then again, I am an old boomer so maybe things have changed

>> No.50470509

>>50470455
this nigga puts out a new statement every day, he's bound to be correct eventually

>> No.50470510

this post market going to be bear territory

>> No.50470517
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50470517

Bought some UVXY 7/29 $14c

>> No.50470518

>3:56
Last call to close your TSLA longs. Personally I made a clean $800 off that 1:30 pm bounce.

Harbinger meltdown fag gone MIA, naturally.

>> No.50470525

massive buy in 2 minutes

>> No.50470529

Biden fixed Trump's inflation

>> No.50470531
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50470531

>>50470366
Oh jesus fucking christ abandon ship

>> No.50470535
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50470535

>>50470480

>> No.50470536

i hate chartcels

>> No.50470550

>>50470455
Edge vs. Kenny Omega at SummerSlam 2022

>> No.50470562
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50470562

>>50470366
im back

>> No.50470563

>>50470518
-20% gape down coming

>> No.50470567

>>50470497
Getting pegged is actually extremely based now.

>> No.50470571

>>50470531
I mean I have pretty much trimmed half my SOXL here.

>> No.50470574

>>50470529
>Trump Inflation 2%
>Biden Inflation 9.1%
We did it Bideniggers!

>> No.50470589
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50470589

Man...I got so fucked on the fake and gay run. I lost my 50% gains for the past two weeks.

>> No.50470593
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50470593

Did you listen anon?

>> No.50470594
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50470594

*FLICK*
That's right Alexa, T S L A.
Now set the chart to 1 minute, heiken-ashi, zoom in, max my margin, send it to the projection screen and get mumu on a video chat.

>> No.50470597

>>50470563
Probably, but I'll leave the roulette to the gamblers. I only take free wins.

>> No.50470609
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>>50470562
That's a FAKE!

>> No.50470611

>>50470402
It's almost like a $50B spending bill getting one step closer to passing is bullish

>> No.50470616

>>50470574
This is Biden's stock market

Make sure you thank him for all the gains you've had in the past two weeks :)

>> No.50470621
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50470621

DING
DING
HOW DID >>(YOU) DO??

>> No.50470622 [DELETED] 
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50470622

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.50470625

DING DING DING

ZIM CHADS

WE'RE BACK.

>> No.50470628

>>50470593
Fucking Christ. I wish I would’ve seen this post.

>> No.50470630
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>>50470611
>$50B

>> No.50470637

>>50470621
>>50470622
>>50470625

i am cashgang so nothing

>> No.50470642

>>50470567
Let me drop a red pill for you. The only penetration that's based is no condom penis in the vagina, everything else isn't even real sex.

>> No.50470644

>>50470597
Smart

>> No.50470647
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>>50470609
Lies... i altered what a kind anon made for me

>> No.50470661

>>50470059
Legit question. any answers?

>> No.50470663

>>50470642
This but unironically and biblically

>> No.50470669

>>50470622
Bought into SPXS after the last two days of beatings.

>> No.50470674

>>50470611
What bill is that?
>imb4 gates

>> No.50470679

>Tesla earnings come out
>People realize elons from south Africa
>He is therefore a nigger
>Tesla collapses
>Entire economy collapses

>> No.50470681

>>50470642
Well this is coming from a guy going broke like Darksydephil over a mobile game. I'd rather stick to getting pegged and fisted in between fucking my Asian girlfriend.

>> No.50470686

>>50470625
15% in what was that a week?
>free lunch per share

>> No.50470688
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50470688

I'm starting to think everything might be okay. if this feeling is anything to go by lately this means pain is ahead of us

>> No.50470697

>>50470567
Isn't it a bit demeaning or submissive? But then again, people have different fetishes so who am I to judge

>> No.50470703

>>50470637
>didn't factor inflation
bro

>> No.50470706

I have a bad feeling that I might not have enough puts.

>> No.50470716

>>50470703
its way less than my trading would lose :(

>> No.50470720
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50470720

I made exactly $0 american dollars today

>> No.50470723

>>50470697
Nah when I get pegged I always talk down and slap the girl pegging me. It's like I'm bullying them while they are in my ass hole and there is nothing they can do about it.

>> No.50470724

>>50470706
Look at TSLA after hours kek

>> No.50470738

I sold SOXL bros. You’re welcome.

>> No.50470739

>>50470681
>Darksydephil
I beat that dude in Marvel 2 at NEC when I was like 13 years old.

>> No.50470741
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50470741

OOOOOOOOOOOOO TSLA BROS

>> No.50470744

>>50470642
>gookfu doesn't deepthroat

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>>50470594

>> No.50470754

>>50470703
Inflation is just theta.

>> No.50470759

TSLA AH has more liquidity than the entire market combined all year

>> No.50470763

>>50470724
The fuck?

>> No.50470765

why are there so many pegged gomosexuals on smg??

>> No.50470768

Oh shit I forgot TSLA pads numbers

>> No.50470776

TESLA

EPS BEAT
REVENUE MISS

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>>50470720
From the state of these threads this could be the best option anon.

>> No.50470780

>>50470744
>>gookfu doesn't deepthroat
oh she does, but that's not real sex, that's just foreplay

>> No.50470782

>>50469919
If you deposit a paycheck into them they credit you immediately.

>> No.50470789
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>>50470611
>We're giving gibs to corporations to uh... compete with China xD
Fucking Congress

>> No.50470795

I lost 500 doll-aru today, I feel like disaster was averted I was expecting so much worse

>> No.50470797

>>50470776

>up %5

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50470804

>>50470622
I made 290 bucks today
>>50470647
I could've sworn I made you an AMD version with a better logo, but anyhow here you go

>> No.50470808

>>50470688
I don't think you realize what's going to happen if markets and prices keep going up.

>> No.50470811
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>>50470550
>actually thinking WWE would book anything decent ever
You're getting the 9th Brock vs Reigns match and you will be happy

>> No.50470818

>>50470789
>scary China
I mean they had to pitch it that way to get the "fiscally conservative pro gay sex right wing" to sign their gibs stimulus bill to pump everyone's bags before election season

>> No.50470819

>>50470768
Just means the initial reaction is irrelevant. The truth tends to come out eventually.

>> No.50470823

>>50470776
post earnings market. everything pumps down here.

>> No.50470825

>>50470628
Let me brief you in, the CEO of this company is having a vicious fight with short sellers. The float is only about 300k shares or so. I’ve been watching it for months and it looks like shorties finally capitulated.

>> No.50470832

>>50470804
Oh snap! i love it- I need an SPXS one now that i am all in on it after today.

>> No.50470838

How are we holding up SARKbros? Cathie won't get away with this

>> No.50470846

>muh semiconductor factories in the US
reminder:
https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/20/wisconsin_foxconn_factory/
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/foxconn-plant-once-touted-trump-13-000-job-juggernaut-will-n1264793

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>>50470789
Doesn't that money just unironically go to China?!

>> No.50470851

>>50470823
Apple and Amazon are next week bro. It ain’t even close to over.

>> No.50470866
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Big basket: + 1.22365%
Smol Basket: + 1.86904%

...pathetic

>> No.50470872
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50470872

Some girl in China unironically gave me HIV

>> No.50470882
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50470882

SOXL will go over $40 by EOY

>> No.50470886

>>50470851
radioactive green next week guaranteed

>> No.50470890

>the past 5 days
sure. okay. why not

>> No.50470919
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50470919

>>50470872
Are you being serious?

>> No.50470932

>>50470872
There are pills for that now bro.

>> No.50470934

>>50470882
next bad day they have i am getting in

>> No.50470935

>>50470851
apple and amazon aren't going to have good earnings.

>> No.50470938

>>50470776
It will collapse now. Look at BTC

>> No.50470940

>>50470872
Nice little souvenir

>> No.50470946

>>50469992
Yes, go back to sleep

>> No.50470953
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50470953

>after hours starts to dump
A tale as old as time

>> No.50470958

>>50470872

>The annually newly reported HIV/AIDS cases in China increased 15 times from 2705 cases in 2005 to 42,406 in 2019.

>> No.50470966
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TSLA BROS!!!

>> No.50470970

>>50470935
doesn't matter they will be better than bad. earnings don't matter anymore.

>> No.50470973

>>50470953
I bought CVNA puts before close
It jumped 20% today, no way that's sustainable... It will be 0.0 by eom

>> No.50470978

>>50470938
BTC is collapsing because our savior Elon divested from most of his BTC supply.

>> No.50470982

This is why you have an average down plan for every step down to near zero. If you use that strategy, you cannot lose money. It might take a while to eventually make a profit from the first buy-in, but you eventually will. And with all of your average down positions you will make money more immediately.

>> No.50470985

Tesla just cooked they're books with BTC, I can't believe they were able to take a loss on Bitcoin and count it as revenue

>> No.50471002

>>50470872
LOL how, East Asians don't have sex culture like the West

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>>50470872
RIP bro

>> No.50471022

>>50470811
Kenny Omega jumping ship to WWE right fucking now would be best for business. That guy has probably only half a decade left in him before he's bound to a wheelchair. It's now or never for him to get a
>decent WWE run
>great entrance for his debut (Cody, although return)
>potential Rumble win
>possible mania main event
>potential world title(s) run
>possible HOF spot
If he doesn't go to WWE he will only be remembered as one of "great wrestlers to have never performed in WWE" on YT fan Top 10 videos.

>> No.50471033

>>50470872
>”Girl”
You got butt pounded, didn’t you?

>> No.50471040

>>50471002
prostitute probably, who do you think anons are fucking overseas
it's not the pure trad chinese virgins that's for sure
doubt it was even female

>> No.50471046

>>50470985
yea thats crazy as fuck- just cuz they cashed it in.

>> No.50471053
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50471053

Can someone explain to a brainlet how svix works.
I bought into it in my roth cause i dont have option spreads on that account.

So it is long first month vix, short second month vix and rebalances daily to keep 1x leverage.
How much does it theoretically make in 1 momth id nothing happens to vix?

>> No.50471077

>>50470882
I believe you Hulkster that's why i'm buying 200 more shares on Friday

>> No.50471079

>>50470872
lol you know that disease, like monkiepox, only infects faggots, are you sure that was a woman pegging you?

>> No.50471081

>>50470919
Yeah I am. HIV cases are actually pretty high in China...

>>50470932
HIV is no longer a death sentence and I am taking pills but it pretty much has destroyed dating for me and my self confidence.

>> No.50471097

>>50470935
They don’t have to have good earnings. They just have to beat the overly low targets they set.

>> No.50471105

>>50471079
How much you lose on sports betting?

>> No.50471110

>>50471081
you on that truvada

>> No.50471125

>>50470985
Elon is the master of fraud.

>> No.50471126

>>50471105
i've won and lost 10s of thousands of dollars betting on sports, in the end i'm up abou 22 hundred on the year though, which is nice.

>> No.50471132

>>50470059
>great amount of people doing the same thing
Nigger, we're coming off a period when value investing was laughed at for being a boomer meme and the cool kids were getting Luna tattoos. Nobody cares about value except some old people and contrarians. It'll work if your time horizon is long enough that over 41% of zoomers will be dead by then, and Buffet will probably outlive them, so yes.

>> No.50471133

TSLA is about to explode earnings

>> No.50471144

>>50471110
Actually Atripla, I had a bad reaction with truvada.

>> No.50471147

>>50470872
You deserve it for being a loser and trying to take advantage of foreign woman.
Might as well put a fag code on now.

>> No.50471165

TESNIGGERS CHECK IN BEFORE PUMP

>> No.50471167

>>50471125
$936m due to BTC sale then brought that in as cash. What a joke. Should sell off on this

>> No.50471179

>>50471165
Market is closed bro

>> No.50471188

>>50471179
for non jews

>> No.50471192

>>50471167
They should just raise another $20 bil via share offerings to trade crypto with. Imagine the revenue growth potential.

>> No.50471195

>>50471165
i love the elder scrolls series

>> No.50471206
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ASMB stock ladies!

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50471211

I've been tracking my net worth (all bank accounts/investments/cash) since January and so far I'm down 21%. Anyone doing better or worse? Honestly makes me feel a tiny bit better just looking at the numbers

>> No.50471221

>>50471144
>Atripla
they stopped making that shit last year. you fucking liar!

>> No.50471225

>>50471192
Competition for $MSTR.

>> No.50471224

>>50471167
but that's bullish
risk OFF bitcoin
risk ON stonks
green line go up hehehe

>> No.50471249

>>50471167
This. He crashed crypto further just to pretend tesla made money.

>> No.50471250

>>50471211
That's only decent if you're triple leveraged.

>> No.50471263

>>50471211
down about 12%, pretty conservative portfolio

>> No.50471270

lol tesla couldnt even hold a 2% gain on a beat
premium sellers win again

>> No.50471280

>>50471221
That's why I'm taking Efavirenz now. I just wanted to explain why I don't take Truvada. You know a lot about HIV meds baggie...

>> No.50471303

>>50470497
You need to watch the show. Basically the guy wanted to penetrate a normal girl, but ended up molesting the green girl's titties instead, but she was a crazy alien with superpowers, and he committed the common mistake of figuratively sticking his dick in crazy. Now she's out to rape him while he wants her to fuck off so he can fuck another girl.

>> No.50471334

>>50471270
They sold all their BTC Q2

>> No.50471337

>>50471250
My portfolio is 85% SOXL, 10% UPRO and 5% BULZ

>> No.50471342

>>50471211
>losing money in the easiest market every that has violently crabbed up and down for months and you could play it either way

>> No.50471372

>>50471303
Name, my good sir? I can only manage to find some weird hentai comics (ain't clicking on that) but no show.

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50471375

>>50471342

>> No.50471381

>>50471342
I've been DCAing the whole time tho so I've actually made gains on a decent portion of my stack

>> No.50471382

>buys BTC, sells at a loss
>Wants to buy Twitter as a joke, about to get sued into honoring original deal
Lads I'm starting to think Elon isn't actually good at business

>> No.50471388

>>50471342
>>50471375
>hides amount
very cool and impressive

>> No.50471405

>>50470966
MATX made the same and its only $85

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50471413

>>50471375
>>50471388

>> No.50471417

>>50471382
He not, he is an amazing engineer but a total retard for anything else

>> No.50471420

Tesla getting crushed in post lol

>> No.50471425

>>50471382
He's good at making other people think he'd be good at business.

>> No.50471435

Alright everypony now that we've confirmed that Tesla isn't making money anymore I think we can resume the EPIC bull run of 2022 and get another +3% day tomorrow. Can I get a HOYPE from the crowd?

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50471436

>>50471211
-30% net from last years high
my current investments are -55% though (unrealized)
if i included my house it would be positive by a substantial amount but housing prices aren't real to me
bit of a mixed bag

>> No.50471441

>>50471263
Preddy gud anon, that shouldn't be too hard to recover

>> No.50471442

>>50471381
>he listened to the buy and hold boomer meme
>he dcas bags

Lol just alternate 3x etfs and take profits whenever they rip too hard with fake and gay pumps. Basically whenever ARKK is up more than 2% on the day you should be selling

>> No.50471450

>>50471417
He's not even a good engineer kek.

>> No.50471452

USAC bros how we doin? Anyone look at KNOP? I think that's poised for a bigger drop than USAC

>> No.50471455

>>50471420
Yep. Imagine being a logical person and not getting spooked by BTC shenanigans to cover cash flow lol

>> No.50471462

>>50471417
terrible decision making, and his businesses were only successful because of all the government gibs, 9 kids with a bunch of different women, sounds like an african american to me

>> No.50471464

>>50471382
trump called him a bullshit artist. so you know its bad when trump call you that

>> No.50471474

>>50471382
>>Wants to buy Twitter as a joke, about to get sued into honoring original deal
I think this was on purpose

>> No.50471479

>>50471442
This- though i fucked up today and sold for $20 profit cuz i got spooked. now I gotta wait until Monday

>> No.50471482

>>50471462
Well... he is literally an African American...

>> No.50471484

anyone have a good short for me in a stock priced 10-13$ ??

>> No.50471485

>>50471464
Trumps just jealous, lets be honest.

>> No.50471488

>>50471337
Then you did damn good and are gonna bank.

>> No.50471498

>>50471442
>buy 3x bull ETFs in sectors you expect to go up essentially forever
>buy more
>buy even more
>hold forever
>??????
>profit
I don't see the problem if you're more patient than a child. Maybe I'll take profits and swing with it when I hit a certain level, who knows

>> No.50471533

>>50471498
You don't hodl leveraged ETFs

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50471538

TSLA bros WTFWT

>> No.50471546

>>50471485
Trump is definitely asking himself why he didn’t try to buy Twitter

>> No.50471571

>>50471498
big negative events will wipe you ou, the fund will close, etc is why
many professional investors that are smarter than me or you have fallen into similar a traps and come out with nothing
holding 3x etfs and avoiding those then you are correct
it's the part of Jack Bogle's advice everyone takes for granted

>> No.50471576

>friend of mine went in on UVXY and SQQQ a couple weeks back
Pray for him, the apocalypse-bobos convinced him a new 2008-tier collapse was coming. He's getting fucked hard atm.

>> No.50471579

>>50471546
He doesn't have that kind of money lol

>> No.50471588

>>50471474
>I think this was on purpose
It's pretty clear that the original plan was to create cover to dump more TSLA shares. Perhaps he wants cover to sell even more, but I think he legitimately thought he could scam a discount on his offer now that the market crashed. He's got a history of getting off with zero punishment in previous trials, so I think he's gotten cocky.

>> No.50471592

>>50471372
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urusei_Yatsura
It's one of the classics.

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>https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/20/the-reason-behind-a-mysterious-trading-surge-in-stocks-like-berkshire-hathaway-has-been-revealed.html
TLDR all volume is fake thanks to fractional shares

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>>50471435

>> No.50471625
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Big EU order incoming Sigasisters

>> No.50471629

>>50471498
The problem is that no sectors go up forever and besides that, with leveraged ETFs they have to pretty much go up in a continuous manner, if you have a bear market, even multiple small ones, since they close daily you lose money even if the index goes up again

>> No.50471631

im just laughing at tesla and teslafags lmao

>> No.50471655

>>50471498
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST WEEK ON ROBINHOOD

>> No.50471671

>>50471533
Watch me holding TQQQ into eternity

>> No.50471673

>>50471382
He's gone full main character retard since Feb. Hitting that 200 billion point makes you go nuts.

>> No.50471674

>>50471498
>Fund closes at bottom

>> No.50471676

>>50471625
holy fuck. 28 countries. That could be 300 million $ or more order.

>> No.50471678

>>50471533
>You don't hodl leveraged ETFs
This is what people without money say

>> No.50471685

>>50471631
I hope you're aware that I'm still laughing at you for rejecting that free money bounce play at 1:30.

>> No.50471690

>>50470703
Nobody does.

>> No.50471702

>>50471631
hm? it's heckin' green. my calls are gonna puuuuhhriiiiiiint! especially since stonks are never coming down again. bears get slaughtered

>> No.50471703

>>50470849
Pretty much, they’re still manufacturing in Chinkland

>> No.50471715

>>50471685
you mean rejecting gambling at the correct time
i made my money today the market can do what it does

>> No.50471716

>>50471588
>pretty clear that the original plan was to create cover to dump more TSLA shares
This whole conspiracy is for retards. He doesn't need to create cover for selling. Ceos sell all the time and the public finds out weeks later. He could have just said he's going to use it for spacex and no one would have questioned it. He went full retard as he has been doing since Feb.

>> No.50471729

my oil stocks are taking a shit AH. Thanks sleepy Joe I guess

>> No.50471741

>>50471676
i counted 44 million doses if 10% of eu pop is faggots

>> No.50471743

>>50471678
Remember when scoops tricked half of the people here into holding 3x etfs at the top and then lost like 200,000 in 2 months? I remember...

Take profits, hedge and don't all in you fucking idiots

>> No.50471746

>>50471629
let's assume I'm retarded, explain to me what closing daily means and why would it effect long term holders of leveraged etfs. Don't all stocks 'close' daily (at the end of the market day)?

>> No.50471749

>>50471743
scoops got blown up?

>> No.50471756

>>50471676
Could be big. The US hasn’t ordered yet either, but I imagine they will. Japan is running studies on Tecomirivat right now as well to get ahead. They know it’s getting there too eventually.

>> No.50471763

>>50471716
TSLA is all hype and mirrors. If Elon sells without cause, what hype is left?

>> No.50471777

>>50471749
SOXL average is like $71 iirc

>> No.50471778

>>50470455
all he does is agree with the momentum of that day, he's a professional at duping gullible retards like yourself

>> No.50471789

>>50471715
You popped up cocky as fuck at the literal daily bottom claiming some hindsight victory, and then got blown the fuck out.
You can deny this all you want, but it's the truth. That dip was free - literally and figuratively.

>> No.50471795

>>50471678
They're not long term holds, sound great on paper but you get fucked by inevitable crashes and fees. Not saying don't invest in them ever but they're not long term holds at all.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/121515/why-3x-etfs-are-riskier-you-think.asp

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50471802

>Day trade stock enough to get free share, repeat.

At this pace ill own everything by end of year and only have to pay the tax cost.

>> No.50471809

>>50471749
I know he sold his FNGU bags at like -75% God knows how much he lost on BTC and the rest of his portfolio was literally 3xspy and 3xqqq at the fakes gayest top ever

If you are up 100% on a 3xetf and don't take profits you get what you fucking deserve

>> No.50471827

>>50471778
I dont believe Cramer, just showing how wrong he is

>> No.50471857

>>50471743
The issue there is trading badly. Not the ETF.

>> No.50471866

>>50469984
fuck we have to wait until 2035 for the next fucking happening.

>> No.50471872

>>50471795
Well buying SOXL right now is free money Even in capital gains area. So I don't know what you mean by long-term but you can easily hold this one for a year and bank. Buying at the wrong time is always a bad investment regardless of leverage.

>> No.50471883

>>50471022
What would be best for business is AEW and WWE working together for some matches and each making huge dimes from it with how big crossovers are, but that's probably a no go

>> No.50471894

>>50471081
You should consider some kind of hiv+ dating service. Life’s not over yet anon.

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Credible leaks coming out from the WHO. Tedros insists that pox is a nothing burger. Sell NOW, SIGAbros.

>> No.50471906

>>50471749
>>50471809
i hope he didnt rope

>> No.50471910

>>50470056
This guy is a true inspiration to us all.

>> No.50471919

>>50471906
Why?

>> No.50471926

>>50471872
>buying before fed meeting next week after it already retard pumped.
>not buying when it was single digits and everyone was posting bears

You guys don't deserve to make money

>> No.50471935

>>50471919
its only money

>> No.50471944

>>50469956
>selling stock in 2016
miss

>> No.50471947

>>50471926
It wasn't single digits

>> No.50471949

>>50471926
>Discussion about long-term holding
>Worried about timing a fed meeting next week
Keep up

>> No.50471955

>>50471926
Second this, terribly bad advice to buy after two rips

>> No.50471970

>>50471935
Dude is an annoying attention whore. Smug as fuck

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>>50471625
NICE

>> No.50471979

>>50471970
baggie is worse

>> No.50471988

>>50471949
>I long 3x etfs that I buy on +30% green weeks

Literally fucking retarded

>> No.50471994

>>50471955
A diligent investor would observe the thee day rule and wait until at least Monday.

>> No.50471996

>>50471872
Be honest, how much have you lost with SOXL

>> No.50472000

>>50471777
Checked but why the fuck would you buy in at 71 average on SOXL holy shit it's one thing buying now below 35 but when it's that high you gotta know things are about to break

>> No.50472015

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>> No.50472076

New >>50472064

>> No.50472081
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50472081

>why yes my average soxl position is $72
>no no I didn't sell because stocks always go up, diamond hands here
>make money on the way down? that makes no sense just buy and hand
>no I didn't start averaging down at $12 I waited until soxl hit $20 again before buying

>> No.50472162

>>50471746
The leverage gets rebalanced daily. Normal stocks don't have leverage so that doesn't affect them. If something goes down 10%, it needs to go up 11.11repeating% to get back to breakeven, and the rebalancing ruins that.

For example, if a normal stock goes down 10% 3 days in a row and then up 10% 4 days in a row, it ends up with a 6.7% gain in the end. However, the 3x leveraged etf version ended up with a 2.1% loss.

SOXL is now at pre-pandemic prices and SOXX is like 50% above pre-pandemic prices, so it wasn't a good idea to hold it through both the pandemic and the bear market.

>> No.50472165

>>50470872
yoo fow luhh in chinerr

>> No.50472664

>>50471883
That'd be cool also.
Wrestling desperately needs an "upset" to gain interest and traction again.
It's been a snoozefest for more than half a decade now.
Omega appearing on WWE, would be such an upset. Vince "retiring", too.
Also a spontaneous AEW and WWE partnership...

>> No.50472820

>>50471533
cringe

>> No.50473121

>>50471625
What time was this release?