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50467596 No.50467596 [Reply] [Original]

>daddy, why didnt you buy bitcoin when it briefly went under 20k and everyone knew it was a historic opportunity? it's 1.2 million now

>> No.50467626

>>50467596
kids heres my keys. Start the car and turn on the radio. I'll open the garage door.

>> No.50467642

>>50467596
I bought at $18,000, kids. That's how I landed an ebony queen and could afford to have multiple children with her.

>> No.50467669

wtf I'm still virgin

>> No.50467679

>>50467596
>mom, who is our daddy*

>> No.50467818
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>good morning my beautiful stepkids

>> No.50467860

>>50467596
I don't think I want black kids

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>>50467626
fpbp

>> No.50467900

>>50467596
But these are ADA children

>> No.50468083

>>50467596
>Never made it from Bitcoin
>Can only afford the bottom tier WEF life package with assigned Somali kids
>Look with envy upon families of BTC holders who could afford the AAA CRISPR gene splicing package
>Blue eyes, 7 feet tall, squat 600 pounds 9 days out of the birthing pods

>> No.50468149

>>50468083
when are we getting designer babies

>> No.50468175

>>50468149
Hopefully soon. I am a 5'9" manlet and I could not curse my sons with this height. If I could use genetic editing to increase their height to 6'5", I would.

>> No.50468207

>>50468175
afaik you're not editing the genes, you're picking the favorable ones
so if you both have brown eyes but on both sides there's a parent with blue eyes then instead of rolling the 1/4 dice you can simply pick for blue eyes

>> No.50468231

>>50468149
>>50468175
Soon.
The goal is to make enough to recreate real life Warhammer battle campaigns in Costco parking lots.

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>>50468149
Not when but
>WHEN IS WE

>> No.50468296

>>50467679
a loser who works a wage job paying us 60% of his income child support. If only he bought bitcoin at 20k.

>> No.50468308

>>50467596
the kids are cute, but their hair looks like it's caked in and matted with fecal matter.

>> No.50468320

>>50468083
>implying Klaus won't look at your pre-crpyto net worth
It is to laugh

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>>50468239
is this british english or something

>> No.50468492

>>50468425
Unironically, Pidgin language lmao

>> No.50468495

>>50468425
>British english

There's only one form of English slag, and that's the Queens.

>> No.50468614 [DELETED] 

Another historic opportunity here and I hope you don't miss out on it. The bear market king, sy.scoin will breathe fire and wreak havoc on crypto charts sooner than later! _SYS_, with its robust ecosystem and roadmap that's systematically developed, will be a project to watch for the upcoming bull run and be sure to hold a bag. KuCoin is a good destination though

>> No.50468809

>>50468425
Nigger speak aka Creole

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>>50467596
Because I was very busy pumping ZHAO my boy, now let's talk about that Porsche you wanted