/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50463305]

WTFWT edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>50460965

[Anonymous No.50463311]

>>50463305
God hates niggers

[Anonymous No.50463312]

this market be sussin bruh

[Anonymous No.50463317]

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

[Anonymous No.50463319]

You know who this day will belong to.

[Anonymous No.50463324]

invest in gay sex then go have gay sex. be the change you wish to see

[Anonymous No.50463330]

cor blimey m8 wot the bloody ell was that then

[Anonymous No.50463337]

>>50463312
fr fr

[Anonymous No.50463341]

This shit is fake as fuck. Jewish and retarded

[Anonymous No.50463343]

Still no trades in two months. However, it's lower than when I sold so i'm still winning.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463345]

>WTFWT
WTFWT
>WTFWT
WTFWT
>WTFWT
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50463355]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.50463356]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT

[Anonymous No.50463357]

Small cap... WTFWT....

[Anonymous No.50463359]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I THOUGHT WE WERE OPENING FLAT!

[Anonymous No.50463362]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50463370]

[Anonymous No.50463371]

Can't see what it is to be honest

[Anonymous No.50463375]

good morning sirs good luck sirs

[Anonymous No.50463378]

Why does the fed just pump all assets together forever then everyone will be rich, seems stupid not too do that

[Anonymous No.50463382]

>>50463359
We are. We are opening into a flat spin.

[Anonymous No.50463384]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50463388]

>apple
It's fucking over

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463395]

Stupid market is being as dumb as an extra chromosome hoarding double nigger on drugs.

[Anonymous No.50463402]

>>50463378
Because you are not chosen.

[Anonymous No.50463404]

>>50463375
man i wish i had his body but without the faggot part

[Anonymous No.50463406]

PUMP YOU DOGSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50463408]

qqq better not go above 300 no cap

[Anonymous No.50463411]

APOLOGIZE.

WATCHE.LEARN.PROPHET.

[Anonymous No.50463414]

>>50463378
they'll cause an inflationary recession if that happens. we get a recession either way its just a matter of when

[Anonymous No.50463420]

kangaroo day or dump day?

[Anonymous No.50463425]

>>50463378
Been wondering this for years. It just proves that they're humongous fucking assholes, they could make the US a completely unstoppable ubercountry but they'd rather cockfight amongst themselves and act like they're some kind of royalty

[Anonymous No.50463431]

>>50463378
This honestly. I dont care where or how I get my money, just give it to me. I dont care if the whole world burns for it.

[Anonymous No.50463430]

>SOXL

GUH

[Anonymous No.50463433]

NOOOO SISSIES

TWO MORE WEEKS

PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50463434]

Where are all those XBI deniers. What say you now?

[Anonymous No.50463444]

Fuck it I'm going balls deep into TMV

[Anonymous No.50463447]

SOXL
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.50463448]

>>50463431
That's why nobody will give you money, and that's why you're going to hell

[Anonymous No.50463454]

>>50463378
cool it with the antisemetism.

[Anonymous No.50463460]

>imagine not being bullish when anal is priced in

[Anonymous No.50463462]

SOXL CHADS????

[Anonymous No.50463468]

>>50463448
The elites have it right in how they curtail and control dumb cattle like us honestly.

[Anonymous No.50463482]

OWARI DA

[Anonymous No.50463493]

>>50463468
My only complaint is that they propagate inferior genetics. They don't need to promote nigger bloodlines in order to stay in control, and that's long term very destructive.

[Anonymous No.50463540]

>>50463448
>>50463468
>>50463493

[Anonymous No.50463543]

>>50463493
desu I'm cool being tax cattle and all, but just let me chill without the psychological terror campaigns ffs.
>Oh, and the melanin like you say.

[Anonymous No.50463546]

>>50463482
SOXS anon I should have listened to you, now my ass hole is getting heemed to the point of no return

[Anonymous No.50463559]

>>50463493
at least if the white race dies it can die knowing humanity will end with tyrone caving goldbergs skull in with a rock for no particular reason.

[Anonymous No.50463569]

>BRO JUST DONT EAT FOR 3 DAYS TRUST ME LOOK AT THIS INFOGRAPHIC

>>50460960

[Anonymous No.50463571]

Post people that are officially back.

Pic very related.

[Anonymous No.50463589]

The great Tesla sell-off has begun
Repent, buy puts

[Anonymous No.50463597]

>>50463571

[Anonymous No.50463599]

>>50463571
Not officially yet, but soon.

[Anonymous No.50463614]

S&P YEAR TO DATE: -17.9%

GME YEAR TO DATE: +3.3%

[Anonymous No.50463616]

>>50463599
I always knew he would beat those trumped up charges of sexual misconduct.

[Anonymous No.50463628]

>>50463589
Buy the TSLA dip I hear? On it

[Anonymous No.50463632]

>>50463614
Now factor in inflation.

[Anonymous No.50463636]

I bought DVN shares today. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.50463643]

All I can think when the markets have been squeezing like this is is how hard it's going to dump before the FOMC. When the bears disappear, you open the shorts

[Anonymous No.50463647]

>>50463571
Cathie p-p-please spare my butthole

[Anonymous No.50463648]

>>50463559
Yeah. I don't think God's Master Race will ever fully die, but our numbers may contract, so compared to the bacterial growth curve of the enemy races it will look pretty bleak for a while until the inevitable population crash. The key is to remain separate and be secretive about it, an underground railroad for the propagation and protection of the only good race on the face of the whole earth

[Anonymous No.50463658]

>the dow is fucked quick everyone buy netflix
Kek.

[Anonymous No.50463666]

My NFLX puts expire worthless despite the price dropping below yesterday's close.

[Anonymous No.50463671]

>>50463632
+3.7% now

[Anonymous No.50463678]

>>50463632
ah but now you have to factor in the trueflation and my dick in ur ass

[Anonymous No.50463681]

>>50463658

Lmao this was a real thing being shilled this morning.

[Anonymous No.50463684]

>>50463666
Good, satanic scum!

[Anonymous No.50463693]

>>50463402

[Anonymous No.50463705]

>>50463658
I reckon it's time to netflix and chill

[Anonymous No.50463711]

Wait, why is Netflix flat for the session they had an AMAZING earnings report?

It's time for an executive order banning these communist short algos fr

[Anonymous No.50463712]

Buy calls or puts here?

[Anonymous No.50463713]

>>50463671
>>50463678
>Gorilla niggers only focusing on nominal values

[Anonymous No.50463715]

Is anybody chart broken? mine 'ant moving up or down.

[Anonymous No.50463722]

Can't decide on TSLA - any big brain give me a hot tip? I'm hurtin for a gain... anything will do. :(

[Anonymous No.50463730]

I can't stand contract changes' impact on my oil charts ffs.

[Anonymous No.50463742]

>>50463711

>amazing earnings report
>"we only lost 32 million subscribers instead of 40 million!!!!"

[Anonymous No.50463747]

Someone shill me on STIP

[Anonymous No.50463752]

>>50463599
David Soxl kind of looks like me.

[Anonymous No.50463756]

>>50463722
Ya stop playing meme shit and swing let's like a man

[Anonymous No.50463759]

>>50463742
>british "women"

yuckie.

[Anonymous No.50463761]

>>50463712
how does your gut feel about america. is the worst over? or are we still waiting for it to start?

[Anonymous No.50463763]

God fucking damnit.

[Anonymous No.50463766]

>>50463756
speak engrish.

[Anonymous No.50463769]

>>50463493
>only complaint is that they propagate inferior genetics. They don't need to promote nigger bloodlines in order to stay in control, and that's long term very destructive.

https://youtu.be/Jwaw24W2bW0

easier to control

Theres a reason settlers made the American bison extinct all the while farming and increasing the population of cows

[Anonymous No.50463773]

>>50463715
SOXL keeps pumping further and further into my anus. It's so lewd it will end prolapse green, ugh.

[Anonymous No.50463775]

>>50463722
If you touch it, buy puts

[Anonymous No.50463776]

>>50463756
LETFs

[Anonymous No.50463781]

>>50463742
for me it's the blue shirt girl

[Anonymous No.50463793]

>>50463742
I usually only fuck british "men" but that #2 slag I would destroy.

[Anonymous No.50463799]

idk man I called this week pretty wrong which I think seems understandable, but is this really going to be a breakout? Will the setpoint really stick? Or will the market return to its actual real level it would have if the Joe Chinese Setpoint Biden's PPT weren't inducing a fuckton of volatility because it helps the banks assfuck us all back into a state of "productivity?"

[Anonymous No.50463800]

>>50463742
proper slags that

[Anonymous No.50463804]

Bought my SOXS calls a little early. Drat

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463805]

>>50463742
6 5 2 4 1 3

[Anonymous No.50463815]

you faggots gonna look so fucking stupid if GME pops for the 100th time

[Anonymous No.50463816]

Oh, you thought it would be this easy.

[Anonymous No.50463817]

>>50463722
Put it on my face boy, alright.

[Anonymous No.50463824]

I guess when I put it like that, I should probably just sit out of the market until I have a clue what the fuck is going on again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463828]

>>50463742
5 6 2 4 1 3

[Anonymous No.50463830]

>>50463815
i'm going to need you to move back to your containment zone

[Anonymous No.50463839]

>>50463815
ZOOM OUT BAGGIE

[Anonymous No.50463846]

>>50463828
this is the only correct thing you have ever posted

[Anonymous No.50463848]

>>50463815
GME is going to make me coom!

[Anonymous No.50463850]

>>50463815
>they bagheld since 2021
Two more weeks!

[Anonymous No.50463853]

>>50463830
PR firms are almost certainly figuring out that if you give people just a small taste of the insider experience, they'll believe anything you tell them for the next five years.

[Anonymous No.50463860]

>>50463742
It just feels like the market is going to massively reverse by friday kek.
>TSLA IS DOING GREAT
>THEY ONLY LOST X BILLIONS INSTEAD OF XX BILLIONS

[Anonymous No.50463862]

>GME!!! holy....

[Anonymous No.50463872]

>>50463850
I would heem Boomer girls butthole with my mouth.

[Sir Jizz A Lot !!Jx8mcztsq8Y No.50463875]

Trying to get to $10k on my stock trading account. Slowly adding and swinging a few. Documenting if can do it. Been adding in $100 each pay check last several months.
>Pack at 5.56
>Sold at 6.01 yesterday morning
On to the next one

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463882]

>>50463846
I dunno though, from this angle I think you switch the 6 and 2...

[Anonymous No.50463886]

>>50463648
>protection of the only good race on the face of the whole earth

You brought all of the Africans and Chinese to America in the first place to work for you and build your railroads and Pick cotton for you. You bring south Americans into US to pick your apples and avocados. You are the ones who keep doing this because you can't be fucked to mow your own lawn.

You're also the reason the population of Africa grew exponentially. Used to be less than 10 million Africans or so. You unironically exported them into every known corner of the planet for fucking spices. You also built South Africa and grew all of Africa's food and farms and increased the number of Africans from a few million to near a billion in the span of a couple hundred years.

It is solely your fault and no one elses.

[Anonymous No.50463888]

>>50463815
holy shit bro it's happening!!! time to go all in right now, after the split it'll go ham!

[Anonymous No.50463897]

It really does feel like we got a bunch of newfags.

[Anonymous No.50463898]

>>50463559

[Anonymous No.50463901]

Fuck, I was joking about Tesla, wtf is this shit
Earnings is fucking tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50463908]

>>50463886

[Anonymous No.50463912]

>>50463886
Lol niggers need to die

[Anonymous No.50463921]

Todays forecast: violent crabbing followed by copious cope.

[Anonymous No.50463925]

>>50463897
cryptobaggies keep wandering in

[Anonymous No.50463926]

>>50463897
It's summer

[Anonymous No.50463931]

i'm picking up the scent of poopy mumu pants

[Anonymous No.50463937]

>>50463888
GME is making me COOM

[Anonymous No.50463954]

The main newfags involved with this thread are its regulars, I promise.

[Anonymous No.50463955]

we crabbin today

[Anonymous No.50463959]

>>50463897
All bulls are newfags.

[Anonymous No.50463961]

>>50463898
Isn’t that the same monkey that gets “saved” by a black queen with an apartment and invariably knocks her up. He’s like a super-bum or something. Tent on a train? Why not?

[Anonymous No.50463964]

>>50463886
>You're also the reason the population of Africa grew exponentially.
not really. that was mostly Nigeria basically building up an oil economy.

[Anonymous No.50463969]

>>50463886
>You
>Your
I'm a gentile, thank you.

[Anonymous No.50463971]

>>50463901
>tomorrow

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463972]

>>50463912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVObfpaR2_I

[Anonymous No.50463978]

>>50463931
Poopoo peepee makes brain feel like cummies

[Anonymous No.50463982]

It's not flushing. Looks bullish.

[Anonymous No.50463984]

ok now my charts are working....down

[Anonymous No.50463986]

>>50463959
im just a poorfag

[Anonymous No.50463987]

>>50463815
>.t newfag

[Anonymous No.50463988]

>>50463742
the bar was so low for netflix and they were already down 80%

[Anonymous No.50463994]

10am numbers all bad.

[Anonymous No.50463996]

>>50463886
I did not do anything of that shit. I always said Americans were retarded to import differents to do their menial labor, that's what the lower castes of their own race are for

[Anonymous No.50463997]

>>50463898
based homelessness enjoyer

[Anonymous No.50463998]

OH BAGGIESSSSS

[Anonymous No.50463999]

quit selling now this is NOT a request.

[Anonymous No.50464003]

this is a little too much drawdown
too much impermanent loss unrealized loss
dip in the equity curve coming in a little hot

[Anonymous No.50464011]

>>50463982
But I thought the line doesn't go straight down, Mumu?

[Anonymous No.50464012]

>>50463978
Anon, I appreciate the Gwen pics but you're going to get the jannie on your ass again if you do it too much.

[Anonymous No.50464015]

so we crab rest of week followed by a massive pump/dump next week depending on how retarded the markets want to be?

[Anonymous No.50464018]

>>50463994
>coomer sales bad
can't even sales pitch a coom these days. ppl are tight.

[Anonymous No.50464030]

>>50464011
It's Futures Chad here, I don't take a side I trade the chart.

[Anonymous No.50464031]

>>50464015
Dump tomorrow as literally WHO declares a global nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.50464040]

What the fuck is silver doing?

[Anonymous No.50464043]

What’s a crab strat? I’m getting sick of hoping for a clear direction.

[Anonymous No.50464048]

why is TSLA red

[Anonymous No.50464054]

someone post a short $GME position

you wont
:^)

[Anonymous No.50464056]

>>50463908
>>50463912
>>50463964
>>50463969
>>50463996
There are over 1.3 BILLION people living in Africa today.

How many people do you think would live in Africa if there were no white farmers feeding them? Just ask yourself that question.

It is your fault white man, specifically you Dutch man

[Anonymous No.50464055]

market literally wants to meltup, bobos still in denial

[Anonymous No.50464061]

>>50463972
Whens the last time you heard your gookfu cum?

[Anonymous No.50464060]

>>50464015
probably. only complete loser fags like me missed yesterdays massive gains.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50464062]

>>50464040
It's ending the fed.

[Anonymous No.50464064]

>>50464015
I'm still just not really buying that it was ready to break out of the previous (current) consolidation pattern, but I think it's going either up or down.

[Anonymous No.50464065]

I think all the obnoxious siga holders finally died or got banned. I think this is the first thread I haven't seen it mentioned at all

[Anonymous No.50464077]

>>50464015
>massive dump
The market is being really boring lately so it'll probably just go back to where it was before the pump.

[Anonymous No.50464080]

>>50464048
it's totally rad

[Anonymous No.50464082]

>>50463964
Africa is pretty much the only place population is growing anymore everywhere else it's shrinking fast. That is simply because africa and middle east is so much behind in technology rest of the world.

Like they are 60 years behind japan, eu and usa are 10 years behind japan, and china is 10 years behind eu/usa. But already in europe and japan population is in big decline there will never be mass population problem
on earth it would require like 50 billion people now it seems 2100 we will have several billion LESS people tha now instead of more. That why elon musk warning humans will eventually die extinction when technology gets very high levels

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50464087]

>>50464061
We haven't made love in over a month now, but she still cums in my dreams =)

[Anonymous No.50464094]

>>50464043
Typical ideas might be to sell options, or trade the range.

[Anonymous No.50464095]

6 pack of pepsi max cans for 4 €

or

regular pepsi big bottle for 3ish €

help

[Anonymous No.50464096]

>>50464056
I am also not a charitable man.

[Anonymous No.50464099]

>>50464040
Doing what it always does, goes down

[Anonymous No.50464097]

>>50464040

[Anonymous No.50464102]

Now that's what I call a final bottom
Sell your house, buy more stock and get two houses when it's all over

[Anonymous No.50464108]

SIGA sisters you should have gone with Bavarian Nordic Gods...

[Anonymous No.50464116]

>>50464048
Why is TSLA ever green? Government transfers and easy monetary policy.
Car companies selling less cars so they don’t have to give TSLA as much money and higher interest rates increasing the cost of borrowing.

[Anonymous No.50464117]

The sell volume looks pretty scary

[Anonymous No.50464119]

>>50464095
Drink water you fuckin scrub.
Also:
>€

[Anonymous No.50464122]

>>50464012
Then let what must happen, happen. Fuck jannies. Not in the good way either.

[Anonymous No.50464125]

>>50464056
Whites committed the sin of equality belief and have nearly ruined the world as a result. Your criticisms are valid, but that's why God sent me; I'm going to teach whites to remember that equality is not true and to act accordingly, and hopefully all of this should resolve itself. The non Aryans will mostly despawn once white equality cultists stop propping them up through herculean efforts of self sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.50464134]

>>50464048
Maybe someone leaked the earnings report

[Anonymous No.50464144]

>>50464082
ya. money, real economy, etc.... big baby boom. rip. doesn't help those fucks are creating super tuberculosis and shit.

[Anonymous No.50464145]

>>50464119
its summer i want to enjoy. im gonna switch to healthier diet soonish.

[Anonymous No.50464146]

>>50464122
Whatever happened to "I got fucked" poster?

[Anonymous No.50464147]

>>50464099
commodities r a meme but u can't take my corn

[Anonymous No.50464152]

>>50464043
Just wait out the crab and enjoy shitposting with the boys in /smg/

[Anonymous No.50464153]

>>50464087
That's so lewd baggie.

[Anonymous No.50464161]

Oil sisters....

[Anonymous No.50464162]

>>50464125
no you wanted spices. Enjoy your spicy food. damn white man always ruining everything.

[Anonymous No.50464163]

>>50464134
I tend to go opposite on earnings. if its green all day you buy puts for earnings. if its red all day you buy calls. looks like calls today for TSLA, and better than expected ER.

[Anonymous No.50464173]

>>50464147
just bought a corn future and I'm taking physical delivery :P

[Anonymous No.50464176]

Futures Chad here. Currently inversing biz. This is a great gauge of retail sentiment. Long /ES up about 10 points at this point.

[Anonymous No.50464182]

>>50464125
The Enlightenment and its consequences have been a disaster for he human race.

[Anonymous No.50464185]

Why won't this stupid fucking market die already
So tired of this shit

[Anonymous No.50464187]

>>50464119
>carbonated water
Just as bad as soda pop. Just carbonic acid your teeth right up.

[Anonymous No.50464188]

>>50464097
Sorry, that was just the first thing I saw. The 9am spike was probably the Russia expanding its territory news.

[Anonymous No.50464191]

>>50464146
that quakretard got fucked on green and red days. he did the needful

[Anonymous No.50464196]

[Anonymous No.50464197]

can soxl please go back down so I can buy more?

[Anonymous No.50464198]

>>50464060
im still holding onto sqqq from when i bought it at 55.29 so dont feel bad

[Anonymous No.50464200]

>>50464182
based

[Anonymous No.50464201]

>>50464187
>carbonic acid
Oh I bet you're one of those global warming fags CO2 is bleaching coral reefs retards.

[Anonymous No.50464203]

>>50464185
Joe Chinese Setpoint Biden

[Anonymous No.50464206]

>>50464196
>>50464196

[Anonymous No.50464222]

>>50464122
God speed, anon.
>>50464097

[Anonymous No.50464224]

>>50464187
>drink soda almost every day for the last 15 years
>never had a cavity
>dentists always impressed
Heh, nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.50464232]

>>50464206
H-h-hey maybe we can notice things together

[Anonymous No.50464234]

post your face when you realised soxl did a +70% in july and you missed the bottom

[Anonymous No.50464236]

>>50464197
is it another 10%? i might have to sell my wasted NFLX call and fomo into SOXL

[Anonymous No.50464237]

>>50464173
u took the future corn, i was wrong again.

[Anonymous No.50464238]

>>50463597
kek

[Anonymous No.50464243]

I bet the country is failing rapidly because Biden let a bunch of spooks try to run the country with AI and post-nonretard critical theory.

[Anonymous No.50464244]

THERE IT WAS DID YOU SEE THE HUGE GREEN CANDLE ON ALL BLUECHIP STOCKS???? THE FED MADE HUGE BUY ORDERS ON ALL POSITIONS AT 10:10. There's no free market anymore. The Fed can now manipulate the market directly. Right now they want it to recover. There will come a time when they choose to crash it. Understand you're playing in a rigged game

[Anonymous No.50464247]

>>50464056
This is the genius who holds anons in this thread personally responsible for the last century of immigration policy.

[Anonymous No.50464248]

>>50464222
>Slaves
>People
Lmao

[Anonymous No.50464251]

>>50464234

[Anonymous No.50464259]

>>50464234
I actually bought at 11.30 but I sold it off a bit too early

[Anonymous No.50464260]

Good morning SOXL friends its a pleasure to make monies with you

[Anonymous No.50464267]

AHHHHH ITS FUCKING OVER SELL EVERYTHING EUROPEAN CONSUMER CONFIDENCE IS DOWN AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50464274]

Glad to see setpoint schizo is in the house this morning.

[Anonymous No.50464276]

Lol all of you should buy calls on Tesla today. First quarter report after the worst gas prices in a decade.
ive seen so many teslas on the road in the last few months (in texas)
I was the only tesla when I moved here now I see 15 on a quick drive
they are going to report monster numbers.

[Anonymous No.50464277]

>>50464196
let me tell (You) as an oldfag that only newfags talk about other newfags, digits, tripfags, ledditors and post named.jpg thumbnails as their picrel

[Anonymous No.50464282]

>>50464248
You've transcended when you take the words literally instead of sarcastically and profit off of it.

[Anonymous No.50464288]

>>50464247
Not you specifically just you as a group. Do you mow your own lawn? Do all of your neighbors also mow their own lawn?

[Anonymous No.50464305]

>>50464288
The fuck kind of boomer has a lawn. Native plants and xeriscaping you fucking cave man.

[Anonymous No.50464309]

>>50464260
I took profit yesterday at $16.48 so you're welcome for the pump I guess

[Anonymous No.50464317]

>>50464276
Those are just the Tesla’s people bought 3 months ago that they had to wait for delivery

[Anonymous No.50464323]

>>50464277
In my experience it's usually the newfags that say they're an oldfag that only newfags talk about other newfags, newfag

[Anonymous No.50464321]

Just today:
>UK CPI 9.4% (expected 9.1%)
>US housing market in freefall
>Euro collapsing, yurop to force 15% less use of NG
>Japan entering supernova tier currency devaluation guaranteed to hurt US exports
And of course,
>SPX,NDQ around 0%
Clown world

[Anonymous No.50464332]

>>50464277
>complaining about newfags, pretending to be oldfags; as a newfag who is pretending to be an oldfag
Quite the inception movie plot we've got here.

[Anonymous No.50464338]

What the fuck? Why is it green? Where are the trapdoor spiders? Where is the hidden tiger? Why isn't it Chop Chop'ing? My fucking puts...

[Anonymous No.50464351]

>>50464321
Say it with me schizo doomer: PRICED IN!

[Anonymous No.50464356]

>>50464323
>2012
wow ur such an old fag, ur so old and gay and wise canu teach all of us how to be as gay as u mr oldfag

[Anonymous No.50464357]

>>50464276
anecdotal but most of my buddies with teslas for their 2nd or 3rd car dumped them for mad profit when this shit started. I'm thinking most of what your seeing is early buyers unloading bags and not new production. they have a good meme quality to them but little incentive for a long term hold.

[Anonymous No.50464361]

>>50464317
>thinking that order process has stopped during the worst gas prices in a decade
ok bud

[Anonymous No.50464360]

>>50464288
What group? Who do you think sets immigration policy? It's not a referendum. Hello?!

[Anonymous No.50464371]

bobos

[Anonymous No.50464376]

>>50464357
>Flipping cars is unironically a thing now and not just boomers selling ancient Corvettes

[Anonymous No.50464378]

>>50464357
car flippers represent less than a few percentage of the market

[Anonymous No.50464383]

>>50464244
I know you're kind of just messing around, but there do tend to be ridiculous spikes lately that come in and veto market direction after a clear signal and initial move. I call it the Joe Chinese Setpoint AI Government Biden effect.

[Anonymous No.50464384]

>>50464351
>Unexpectedly worse than expected numbers are "priced in"
I doubt it, I think we're seeing an exit pump for the ages though

[Anonymous No.50464385]

>>50464056
>How many people do you think would live in Africa if there were no white farmers feeding them?
the same number? Niggers have things whitoids want and Africa is basically a massive entrepreneurial opportunity. Aid helps, but their growth is directly related to actually making money.

[Anonymous No.50464387]

>>50464043
Credit spread or if you fancy, maybe some condors etc. just don’t fck it up

[Anonymous No.50464388]

>>50464011
Once again, put volume outpacing call volume by 2:1 on /ES. Bear beatings will continue until morale improves and I have another jet.

[Anonymous No.50464390]

>>50464323
>>50464332

[Anonymous No.50464391]

>>50464065
Gay sex bros... we have died of monkepox.

[Anonymous No.50464399]

>>50464371
we crabin baby

[Anonymous No.50464402]

>>50464361
>thinking the average wagie has money to buy 45k+ evs
Ok bud

[Anonymous No.50464411]

>>50464388
>option goombling
I hope you realize big boys don't trade options in small blocks. Big boys play with options as a way to hedge or execute a certain strategy, not as a way to gain leverage because they have a $500 portfolio and need to "make it big" fast.

[Sir Jizz A Lot !!Jx8mcztsq8Y No.50464413]

>>50463875
K trying with nvta at $2.32

[Anonymous No.50464416]

>>50464402
>thinking teslas are for the average wagie
>realizing you are responding to the average wagie
ok bud.

[Anonymous No.50464417]

>>50464402
thats what money printing is for anon, EV's for everyone!

[Anonymous No.50464424]

>>50464385
who would farm their food to support such growth?

[Anonymous No.50464431]

>>50464399
My holdings are still going up :))))
t. REIT and QQQ holder
>>50464390
>posts selfie
>is fat
classic

[Anonymous No.50464433]

>>50464411
You're retarded. I'm using it as an indicator of market sentiment. I trade futures and I'm watching the VIX drop with put volume up. It's a textbook squeeze. Did you see the put volume yesterday?

[Anonymous No.50464434]

>>50464378
they didn't get them to flip.

[Anonymous No.50464450]

>>50464433
It's a rotation into risk boomer stocks finna drop and based growth stocks are now in vogue again.

[Anonymous No.50464452]

>>50464433
>market sentiment
Retail. Doesn't. Matter.
>muh sqweezerino
GME to $42069, right heckin' apes?

[Anonymous No.50464456]

>>50464384
what terminal are you working with this season?

[Anonymous No.50464458]

>>50464416
Incorrect greentext retard

[Anonymous No.50464459]

>>50464452
Yeah let me guess, you don't trade futures for a living? Stop talking to me while I count my money.

[Anonymous No.50464460]

This is peak bear rally

[Anonymous No.50464464]

>>50464224
Give it time zoomer.

[Anonymous No.50464467]

*zip* Ahhhhhh

[Anonymous No.50464469]

Why is everyone worried.
All I do is buy KO and collect dividends.

[Anonymous No.50464470]

In all seriousness, can someone explain to me the dynamics of these rallies? Not only is it pumping; it's the most ridiculous, one-way pump it could possibly be, and yet every single person on the face of the planet knows that it's completely retarded an irrational. Someone please explain to me what could possibly be going on other than large institutions moving things around and destroying the economy's momentum because of the regime change?

[Anonymous No.50464474]

Crab day?
Again?
Just...sideways?
Going to the right?
Not up, not down, just flat?
No gain?
No loss?
Just continuing onwards?
As though time has no meaning?
As though we're just drifting through the void, directionless, purposeless, towards infinity?

[Anonymous No.50464480]

>>50464456
not my chart, but we use bloomberg

[Anonymous No.50464483]

>>50464470
>In all seriousness, can someone explain to me the dynamics of these rallies?
The jews did it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50464484]

>>50464460
This isn't a bear rally, this is a return to normal.

[Anonymous No.50464489]

why is everything a squeeze that never happens with you people?

[Anonymous No.50464492]

>it takes one tiny fucking bounce and now it's "crabbing"

[Anonymous No.50464495]

>>50464469
I buy AFCG and collect dividends.
>.56 per share

[Anonymous No.50464496]

>>50464460
honestly uranium should be doing better but I can't take junior mining uranium stocks seriously that's like 100x times scammier than junior gold which are 99% scams

[Anonymous No.50464508]

Imagine being a faggot nigger jannie thinking you can ban someone avataring as coomer gwen. Fuck jannies, clean it up!

[Anonymous No.50464510]

>>50464460
>Workhorse up nearly 9%

[Anonymous No.50464513]

>>50464484
This is not normal. We do not live in normal times

[Anonymous No.50464517]

>>50464459
You are retail and you don't matter. None of you retards with your 1k portfolios matter.

[Anonymous No.50464518]

I guess I'll just lose every last bit of money I made trading this month and then take profit on some longs if it's going to be this god damn stupid.

[Anonymous No.50464521]

My SQQQ position is getting hammered

[Anonymous No.50464522]

Is the relative strength of a currency correlated with rates? Rates up, strength up. With the fed, boe and ecb setting rates on different days can the direction be predicted with high certainty?

Would this work?
Day 1: Buy US equity
Day 2: Fed hikes
Day 3: Sell US equity and exchange back into GBP. Profit.
Day 4: BOE hikes, buy back US equity

[Anonymous No.50464523]

semis doing it again, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.50464534]

>>50464517
I've made 4x that on this trade alone so far. 1k portfolio lmao. I'm 4 contracts deep on /ES

[Anonymous No.50464538]

>>50464470
it's short term and a well documented effect in bear markets
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bear-market-rally.asp

[Anonymous No.50464539]

>>50463261
The 50 day MA was good for this short bounce at least.

[Anonymous No.50464541]

>>50464517
NTA but if he's looking at large volume options trade on futures, that's about as far from retail as you can get, short of African American pools. Wallstreetbets it ain't.

[Anonymous No.50464542]

>>50464458
you already said you cant afford a tesla, yet you arent a wagie so what am I missing here
>>50464434
worst case scenario, real car flippers find that market and inflate it for a while until it crashes. I think we're still in that inflation zone.

[Anonymous No.50464543]

>>5046452
About to get dunked on by Nancy.

[Anonymous No.50464545]

Yes yes very nice rally,mumus.
However you know what happens in exactly a week right?

[Anonymous No.50464556]

>>50464517
Sir I have 2k portfolio. And that’s only because it used to be 10k before I spent it all on making a new business in tax liens.

[Anonymous No.50464560]

Why yes, I bought soxl at 10.5. How did you know?

[Anonymous No.50464561]

>>50463434
What is the XBI thesis? Sector rotation? That it should only be down 30% YTD rather than 50%?

[Anonymous No.50464573]

>>50464545
wtf is this retarded ass post; I'm short and today is a disaster you stupid fuck, at least post the right god damn meme you bunch of useless redditor newfaggots

[Anonymous No.50464574]

>>50464556
How's that business going anon?

[Anonymous No.50464576]

say goodnight bobos

[Anonymous No.50464579]

COIN $100 by end of week

[Anonymous No.50464580]

>cannabis
I’m in TLRY myself

[Anonymous No.50464591]

FYI I just sold my puts and bought some calls.... so that's probably going to end this rally.

[Anonymous No.50464592]

I finally capitulated, so there's a signal for you stupid fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.50464593]

>>50464561
sector rotations. Biotech was the most beaten down sector and the other beaten down sectors have started recovering a few weeks ago. only makes sense that Energy and shit goes down and XBI starts to return to at least mean

[Anonymous No.50464598]

>>50464560
>How did you know?

You're an Asian manlet, easy.

[Anonymous No.50464601]

man I really should not have taken profit yesterday

[Anonymous No.50464608]

>>50464573
i mostly bobo post and i'm 100% long at all times

[Anonymous No.50464616]

Seriously, someone educate me on why this happens this way? Ever breathing person knows that this is irrational faggot retard shit, so why are institutions forcing it to happen?

[Anonymous No.50464619]

NEXT
>>50464596
>>50464596
>>50464596
>>50464596

[Anonymous No.50464621]

>>50464521
I feel your pain

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50464625]

>>50464522
>Would this work?
No, you're being retarded.
>Day 1: Buy US equity
>Day 2: Fed hikes
Your US equity just went down, and you lost money
>Day 3: Sell US equity and exchange back into GBP. Profit.
>Day 4: BOE hikes, buy back US equity

Day 1: Long USD/GBP
Day 2: Fed increases rate and dollar sores.
Day 3: Sell USD/GBP
Day 4: BoE increases rate the pound sterling soars and you profit again nigga.

[Anonymous No.50464626]

>>50464556

>bragging about how he 'used to' have a 10k portfolio
>down 60% on weed stocks

lel

[Anonymous No.50464634]

>>50464517
>>50464534
Get fucked I cut the trade and I'm going to leave me computer now for the day. $5350 day.

[Anonymous No.50464637]

>>50464573
nothing goes down forever, anon
even in bear markets and recessions there's rallies, particularly brutal ones actually
why are you in a position where a temporary market condition is wrecking you so badly?
take it as a costly lesson i guess
t. tomboys are gay just fyi

[Anonymous No.50464636]

I FOMO’d into SOXL. Prepare for the dump.

[Anonymous No.50464646]

>>50464616
why its pumping after 7 months of downturns? You really don't know?

[Anonymous No.50464658]

i'm making money because i am a USAC bro but literally wtf is going on everywhere else
get your shit together, market

[Anonymous No.50464693]

>>50464574
I collected 9% on principal this tax season. I’ll collect the final 9% next tax season. Then get my principal back. I bid on a tax deed this June at the county court house auction and got out bid by a bank. I have a bank meeting next February for revolving credit. Hoping for 6 figures so that I can live off the 6 percent a year. And then getting the principal back after two, paying the bank off. Rinse repeat.
>tl;dr it’s 8 months away from being a small business to a self supporting firm

[Anonymous No.50464707]

>>50464598
Time for your mandatory m2f transition, karen.

[Anonymous No.50464727]

its just going straight up this is fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.50464827]

>>50463769
>it just is ok?

[Anonymous No.50464884]

>>50464636
What’s happening…. All of a sudden I feel feminine…. Where we at SOXLsisters????

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50464906]

welp I lost 95% on my put options, fuck you mumu. I hope it keeps going up now that I cut my losses.

[Anonymous No.50464929]

So why are we still pumping?
>heh bad news is good news actually
Not when we already know that the Fed isn't changing its plans.

[Anonymous No.50464951]

>>50464929
Everyone has priced in a pivot by 2023 already and has complete faith in the Fed to get inflation down and inflation was always transitory anyways

[Anonymous No.50464961]

people are reporting their earnings yesterday and today- if you were not set for this last week and not buying your short positions now you are silly.

[Anonymous No.50464967]

Literally everything is already priced in. Simple as

[Anonymous No.50465011]

>>50464961
Everyone is crushing earnings. Now that the pivot is all but guaranteed and earnings are great we may hit 5000 by 2023