/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50460965]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.50460975]

I was promised poopy farts.

[Anonymous No.50460991]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50461003]

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[Anonymous No.50461008]

>>50460975
Just wait for the market to open.

[Anonymous No.50461031]

Why are we pumping?

[Anonymous No.50461044]

Are pull ups better than push ups?

[Anonymous No.50461046]

>euro PPIs consistently at 15-25%
>US PPI at 11%
>with DXY at ATH
Can anyone explain this? I thought high DXY was bad for US PPI?

[Anonymous No.50461051]

>>50461044
They do completely different sets of muscles. Better for what?

[Anonymous No.50461073]

>>50461046
did you just forget about natural gas?

[Anonymous No.50461075]

>>50461044
>>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.50461080]

bullbros I want to see a 400 slurp at open and 410 at market close today

[Anonymous No.50461084]

>>50461073
Euroids use natgas for heating, not energy.

[Anonymous No.50461094]

>>50461084
They use it for everything. That's why they are so fucked.

[Anonymous No.50461104]

>>50461094
Maybe in shitholes like g*rmany. Frogs have NPPs, poles have coal.

[Anonymous No.50461123]

>>50461084
You clearly don’t know anything about the electric grid.
They have been pushing renewables for years, what the fuck do you think they need to back up their renewables when the sun don’t shine or the wind isn’t blowing? They have to back it up with natural gas turbines because it’s the only fuel source that can fire up quickly besides expensive diesel generators.

[Anonymous No.50461147]

>>50461123
>what the fuck do you think they need to back up their renewables when the sun don’t shine or the wind isn’t blowing?
Coal. Like every single normal country.

[Anonymous No.50461149]

>>50461104
Yet they all have the same currency and have integrated economies. You think the poles have enough generation to keep Europe running???

[Anonymous No.50461158]

>>50461104
You don't seem to understand. Natural gas is used in chemical industries. It's a widely used commodity even without heating or energy production.

[Anonymous No.50461159]

>>50461051
fighting

[Anonymous No.50461164]

>>50461149
It's funny because frogs sell power to g*rmans and IIRC bongs and poles are energy-independent.
When you hear about "Euro energy crisis" read it as "g*rman energy crisis" and things make sense.

[Anonymous No.50461172]

>>50461147
Most of Europe phased it out in favour of a mix of renewables and natural gas because muh CO2 emissions. Do you think a coal generating power plant can be built rickety split?

[Anonymous No.50461184]

>>50461172
>built
There's literally hundreds of them all over. Do you think they were all shut down or torn apart or something? For all this "muh green" talk, they never got rid of them.

[Anonymous No.50461195]

>>50461164
frogs are buying power from germany right now because they are too incompetent to maintain their nuclear power plants. Yurop is fucked.

[Anonymous No.50461199]

>>50461158
This. Natural gas is used for pretty much everything. Fertilizer, adding hydrogen to vegetable oils so you can eat it as margarine (don’t eat that shit, it’s awful for you), steam production for canning plants, electricity production, food cooking at restaurants and heating of homes.

[Anonymous No.50461234]

>>50461195
>too incompetent to maintain their nuclear power plants
Next up: their society.

[Anonymous No.50461248]

another sleepless night bros fuck mumu but wagmi bros

[Anonymous No.50461264]

I pulled profit in my mutual funds from the pump yesterday which will signal other stocks to capitulate and crash.

[Anonymous No.50461268]

>>50461184
They need enough to make up for all their natural gas electric generation. They will be short electricity during peak demand, prices will have to rise to curb demand or rolling blackouts will occur. This is a negative to their economy, they are not ok.

[Anonymous No.50461272]

if your post starts with "I" just stfu

[Anonymous No.50461277]

>>50461272
>stfu
i think you're a zoomer

[Anonymous No.50461282]

Anyone buying more oil today?

[Anonymous No.50461288]

>>50461268
>they are not ok.
Never said this. g*rmoids are tip top retarded and Mackrel peaced out at right moment because this would be the end of her career and instead she dropped it into some retarded green's lap.

[Anonymous No.50461295]

>chipotle closed a store that tried to unionize
lmao they're that scared of unions?

>>50461264
based seller, everyone else be sure to take profits today before you lose it all.
>>50461272
go ahead and tell /smg/ about your day anon we're here for you

[Anonymous No.50461301]

>>50461282
Oil has been a childish little bitch lately. Insiders dump "news" at the off hours just to force a dump or pump whenever they feel like it. I'll get back in when they decide to get their filthy fingers out of it

[Anonymous No.50461328]

Buddy, look at SPX computer.

[Anonymous No.50461332]

>>50461195
Source? France has historically been pretty up to snuff on nuclear

[Anonymous No.50461345]

>>50460917
They closed down the fatty ETF (ticker: SLIM), but you can still see what its holdings were: https://etfdb.com/etf/SLIM/#holdings

The heavy hitters are diabetes companies.

[Anonymous No.50461349]

>>50461044
pushups are more friendly for beginners. You can start with knees on the floor and move up from there once you can do sets of 20.
Pullups are harder for beginners and impossible if you're fat. You can start with lat pulldowns if you have access to it or you you can do this if you're a poorfag.
>take broomstick
>two chairs
Now you lay down on the floor, grab the stick and start pulling up
There is no comparison as the other anon said, They're both great, get off your ass and fuck off.
Buy GRILL

[Anonymous No.50461361]

>>50461345
>the fatty ETF (ticker: SLIM)
Wall Street having a giggle

[Anonymous No.50461364]

>>50461044
forgot pic on what to do with the chairs and the broomstick. Also if you are a 400lbs fat bag get something stronger than the $2 ones

[Anonymous No.50461383]

>>50461084
20% of their electricity comes from natural gas
>>50461147
Coal can’t be used as a backup for renewables, it takes too much time to start up a coal plant compared to a gas turbine.
>>50461288
Then why are you arguing with me? You clearly don’t have a fleshed out understanding about power generation. Coal can not replace natural gas as a backup for renewables. It takes hours for a coal plant to get up to operating conditions, it’s not a stand by power source like natural gas turbines.

[Anonymous No.50461411]

>>50461084
>>50461383
And to think, back in the day Hitler's troops had to march all the way to Moscow before the Russians made them freeze to death.

[Anonymous No.50461414]

we going down

[Anonymous No.50461423]

>>50461332
https://www.theenergymix.com/2022/06/29/corrosion-problem-shutters-half-of-frances-nuclear-reactors/

[Anonymous No.50461436]

Bullish on senate passing through the chips act, own semiconductors

[Anonymous No.50461439]

>>50461423
>This has made some river water, which a number of the remaining operational reactors rely on for cooling, too warm to allow full output under environmental regulations designed to protect fish life.
Fuck them fish.

[Anonymous No.50461443]

>>50460965
So I can put money into a business that looks promising, wait a bit, and sell that money for a profit? Free money with a risk? Sounds good

[Anonymous No.50461448]

How do I profit off of the decay of Europe?

[Anonymous No.50461453]

>>50461439
it's old, they allowed them temporarily to cool them anyway, but only at low capacity.

[Anonymous No.50461459]

>>50461439
I don't understand why they don't just build cooling loops before feeding the water into rivers.

[Anonymous No.50461469]

I'm really liking copper at these levels, but know nothing about the market. What are some high beta plays?

[Anonymous No.50461475]

>Futas
Buddy...

[Anonymous No.50461478]

Ticker: DXY (US dollar index)

[Anonymous No.50461486]

TSLA earnings will gigapump.

[Anonymous No.50461514]

What the fuck? Why futures red? This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.50461529]

>>50461514
>>50461478 Europe officially killing itself.

[Anonymous No.50461532]

So does this mean all you jews are going to stop pretending to be bulls now?

[Anonymous No.50461538]

>>50461514
>3.5% yesterday for literally no fucking reason in 7 hours despite horrible fucking news whole month
>WTF WHY ARE FUTURES RED????
I have no words for this. You retards are just fucking destined for losing money.

[Anonymous No.50461539]

>>50461478
If this motherfucker can pump one more time, i'd be very happy
t. nervous bobo with open shorts underwater

[Anonymous No.50461556]

>>50461538
nah, in this clown market I would'nt be surprised is we pump literally non stop until the end of the week

[Anonymous No.50461558]

>>50461423
Fucking spam filter is filtering me for no fucking reason.
Anyways, the article says the newer reactors are only affected, indicating a design flaw. Future generations are getting dumber, and this is bearish for more nuke plants in the future. You need smart people to operate the plants and to design them.

[Anonymous No.50461576]

I set up some buy order for UVXY calls AH yesterday and now I'm worried that they won't get filled. Shall I just buy some stock?
>t. doing TA on VIX

[Anonymous No.50461588]

>>50461576
if you weren't a retard you'd buy VIX futures calls.

[Anonymous No.50461599]

>>50461538
please tell us how can we fix ourselves
what is your secret?

[Anonymous No.50461601]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50461602]

>>50461478
So happy I sold almost all my EUR for USD. Now I'm looking for some sensible leverage on the USD. Have some orders for UUP but scared they won't fill...

[Anonymous No.50461605]

>>50461538
>never seen a 10-20% bear market rally
>line always goes down

[Anonymous No.50461612]

>>50461599
Go short. There is literally no better fucking time. We just had absolutely fucking retarded 3.5% pump in a single day.
Retards like >>50461605 exist and they think line ever only goes up when there's literally NO positive news.

[Anonymous No.50461617]

>>50461612
I'm waiting for 400

[Anonymous No.50461618]

>>50461588
Checked the Hitler dubs and how do I acquire such thing? How do I get into futures? I don't want to use one of these sketchy futures brokers... Don't tell me CMC markets or whatever

[Anonymous No.50461620]

I am purchasing 100 shares of O today. Don't forget to pay your landlord so your landlord can pay me divvies, you filthy animals.

>um....aren't you going to fix my dry wall that i broke because I'm a subhuman moron
nope
>so...you're benefiting from people paying money and building no equity?
yes
>Do you have to work for those dividends? like do you fix my drywall and then you get paid in dividends?
Actually, I just get my dividends. You can be fined for damaging your property and some of that fine money will likely end up in my pocket from dividends, but no, I'm not going to help you out
>....Jew! Kike!
Rents due on the first, bro. Don't be late, or that'll be a late fee (i.e. dividends for me)

[Anonymous No.50461621]

>>50461617
See you in 2025 then.

[Anonymous No.50461623]

>>50461538
>for no reason
it was because DXY tanked. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.50461627]

>>50461621
happens literally today

[Anonymous No.50461630]

>>50461623
And why did DXY tank, retard?

[Anonymous No.50461635]

>>50461612
>they think line ever only goes up when there's literally NO positive news

uhm yes it does?? remember the 'clown market meme' ??
That was all bobos screaming for the 'second leg down' of the march 2020 crash

[Anonymous No.50461643]

>>50461621
>>50461627
Useless posts, please fuck off

[Anonymous No.50461646]

>>50461630
They can't be reasoned with.
>>50461635
Fed kicked the can down the road and here we are again. Who'd knew helicopter money would cause massive inflation huh?

[Anonymous No.50461652]

>>50460965
Eurobros are you okay?

[Anonymous No.50461651]

>>50461630
Doesn't matter
t. algo chad that makes money

[Anonymous No.50461658]

*slurps shorts*
mmm

[Anonymous No.50461667]

>>50461646
They keep getting that can closer and closer to the cliff.

[Anonymous No.50461671]

>>50461667
Fed can always just go full BoJ and become the market.

[Anonymous No.50461673]

>>50461646
yeah back then everyone said there would be a second leg down... even buffet said so. I guess they were retards because they ignored the fed pump. But now bobo is ignoring the inflationary impact on equities. Prices go up for everything. So earnings will rise with inflation. Saying it ain't so is same as saying fed pump has no impact back then.

[Anonymous No.50461679]

>>50461618
>CMC markets
Are you not American? I can't help you then.

[Anonymous No.50461680]

>>50461643
>Useless posts, please fuck off

[Anonymous No.50461683]

>>50461558
>newer reactors are only affected
Huh, the future really is dead. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.50461688]

>>50461673
>So earnings will rise with inflation
That would be the case if it wasn't for the fact that PPI is skyrocketing faster than inflation and the bottom won't be in until PPI<CPI.

[Anonymous No.50461689]

>>50461671
A slow death.

[Anonymous No.50461737]

>/smg/ already getting pissy
This gon be good

[Anonymous No.50461742]

>>50461688
You are correct. That is why people say the supply chain needs to get back to prepandemic levels to even have a shot to stop this inflation, on reality it needs to be stronger but the first step is getting back to those levels.

[Anonymous No.50461743]

>>50461673
>earnings will rise with inflation.
But will it keep up with inflation?

[Anonymous No.50461749]

100k SPXU holder here

Held strong through yesterday's rally and ready for some blood

bobo gang

[Anonymous No.50461777]

Wow, Nasdaq earnings forecast beat by 1.3%. TO THE MOON XD
https://www.investing.com/earnings-calendar/

[Anonymous No.50461825]

>>50461737
Ya it's going to be funny when we melt up today, the bobo seething yesterday was some of the best I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.50461837]

>>50461825
Reee. Shows over folks. Time for rug

[Anonymous No.50461852]

>>50459615
Robinhood or Webull. No fees. Try it there and if you like it you can switch to a "better" broker and pay fees so you can shit talk the free options. Everyone here that shits on Robinhood does it because it's the hip thing to do. They have the best, easiest UI in the game and their qpp is very fast generally

[Anonymous No.50461869]

>>50461688
>he is calculating the bottom like he is smarter than the market
yup. you will be seething about dumb bulls for a long time

[Anonymous No.50461873]

Made 17$ from 1 stock of Netflix that I bought yesterday. Feels epic niggers, time to buy WoW subscription. See you next month

[Anonymous No.50461877]

>>50461295
/smg/ will be bullish everyday, until they aren't.

[Anonymous No.50461880]

>>50461825
>THE EPIK MELTUP IS TOTALLY COMING!!1! WATCH AND LEARN!!
Robinshitters get heemed.

[Anonymous No.50461893]

>that steep wall where everything just goes down, forever all of a sudden
What's the explanation for this TA move?

>>50461743
It's the gay media equivalent of saying that you had 1 share of tesla 2 years ago but now you have 5 shares.

[Anonymous No.50461913]

>>50461599
It's a lot easier than you think. Just look at the fomc, gdp and cpi calendars and buy shorts leading into them and longs on the release date. There are various swings in between you can try to play but this will work until cpi comes in comfortably better than expected and rate hikes cease. Anyone buying longterm long positions today is gonna come in here crying next week about losing money

[Anonymous No.50461914]

US MBA Mortgage Applications: -6.3% (prev -1.7%)

[Anonymous No.50461915]

>>50461742
>>50461688
Nothing is ever going to go back to how it was. Manufacturing was 26% of Mexico's workforce in 2018, but only 19% of America's workforce. We lost another 700,000 factory jobs in the covid recession. All those jobs will move to Mexico. Mexico has better welfare than the USA now and free healthcare. The incentive for Mexicans to come here is drying up and guatemalans will rather stay in Mexico to work in the Ford plant in Monterrey than go all the way to California to be treated like shit working in the hot sun. The Ford plant, at least, is not in the sun. Millions of illegals, anchor babies and even legals will steadily shimmy back southwards over the next 30 years as they had previously come up. Meanwhile all the young people in Michigan are leaving and the old factory workers are dying off and the factories going. A seismic shift is occurring in history.

[Anonymous No.50461942]

Fine. Open the market so I can sell

[Anonymous No.50461945]

>>50461914

[Anonymous No.50461950]

>>50461651
>t. algo chad that makes money
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.50461954]

>>50461914
Aaaaaand that's the housing market gone.

[Anonymous No.50461962]

>>50460965
Why no 3x LETF for Uranium

[Anonymous No.50461964]

>>50461679
I'm a euro with a tastyworks account... You'd help me pointing me towards some resources to get into futures gambling if you are aware of any though

[Anonymous No.50461968]

>>50461880
Yes, the Fed will print money to prop the market up. I'm glad you agree with me, and even posted an image to support our thesis, based bullchad.

[Anonymous No.50461979]

>>50461962
Get URNM LEAPS.

[Anonymous No.50461982]

>>50461915
>Millions of illegals, anchor babies and even legals will steadily shimmy back southwards over the next 30 years as they had previously come up. Meanwhile all the young people in Michigan are leaving and the old factory workers are dying off and the factories going. A seismic shift is occurring in history.
Short term(relatively speaking) bearish, long term bullish. Of course, this is assuming competent leadership. Yeah, it's over. What will rise from the ashes, though?

[Anonymous No.50461984]

>>50461954
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.50461995]

ITS OVER SELL DO IT NOW

[Anonymous No.50462013]

>>50461915

Bingo.

There's not enough people wanting to do labour to keep costs down and not enough manufacturing has been autonomised to replace that hole.. Plus the quality of everything has just gone to absolute dog shit because no one either cares anymore or spends too long on their phone being distracted from their actual job.

Everyone wants to be a zoomer influencer selling farts in jars making it big in crypto fat bux because that's what social media tells them is a good life.

Unfortunately that's not life and the reality is that we're a fairly primitive species inhabiting a dying planet circling the sun in empty space at a thousand miles an hour.

[Anonymous No.50462019]

>>50461984
It means people don't even want mortgages anymore. We haven't even started hikes properly. Real estate is about to get heemed and blackrock will eat shit.

[Anonymous No.50462023]

We fucking made it bros. We survived the recession of 2022

[Anonymous No.50462028]

>>50462013
take the nihilist shit elsewhere
you lost money, we get it
no need to be 14 about it

[Anonymous No.50462030]

>>50462013
Cringed at last paragraph, fag

[Anonymous No.50462039]

>>50462019
Uh oh

Will the burgers in America do their own bank runs and refuse to pay mortgages like the Chinese are doing right now?

[Anonymous No.50462041]

>>50461954
not until they can build. builders are getting laid off.

[Anonymous No.50462052]

>>50462013
>Why won't those damn kids sign up for modern day slavery? Grrrrrr they're ruining our species!

[Anonymous No.50462069]

>>50461749
I put 10k into SOXS calls yesterday if the market looks like it'll be pumping past 10am, I sell and get out of the way and will look for better entries throughout the day. It's going to pay off for FOMC but why not maximize your profits

[Anonymous No.50462074]

>>50462023
>past performance guarantees future results

[Anonymous No.50462085]

>>50462039
what does blackrock losing money in equity has to do with people defaulting?

[Anonymous No.50462087]

>>50462039
Actually, I haven't thought about that. That's kind of funny because now that I think about it, it really can happen. It just depends how many people stand to get fucked by mortgages now.

[Anonymous No.50462102]

>>50462023
>It has a perfect track record

[Anonymous No.50462103]

>>50462085
Anon, those are not 2 seperate clauses.

Blackrock gets heemed by plummeting housing prices, people get heemed by skyrocketing mortgages.

[Anonymous No.50462107]

>>50462013
>Everyone wants to be a zoomer influencer selling farts in jars making it big in crypto fat bux because that's what social media tells them is a good life.
The cause of both this and mexicans returning to mexico to make ford f150s come down to the same thing- jobs don't pay enough, skilled or unskilled and the cost of entry is too high to justify the squeeze. American companies took a fat shit on america and have now priced themselves out of both foreign labor which can make better money at home and american labor by being anti-american for so long. It turns out business schools teaching students to smash and grab and not care about longterm consequences was a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.50462114]

>>50462019
>We haven't even started hikes properly. Real estate is about to get heemed and blackrock will eat shit.
They won't. Fed will pivot around 3% FFR because Powell is a fucking coward that's afraid to do what's right. Saw it in '19 and you'll see it again.

[Anonymous No.50462119]

>>50462019
>>50462039
Blackrock is selling after creating the housing bubble. All the little people buying because it 'only goes up' will get wrecked. Unlike bitcoin, you have to pay taxes to hodl your house through the downtrend.

[Anonymous No.50462123]

>>50462019
It doesn't mean anything for housing prices though. Nobody is selling nobody is buying. Rents going up. There's no new supply. What does that mean for RE prices? Haven't thought this one through, have you? Why would anyone want to refinance their mortgage in a higher rate environment? Who wants to buy overvalued RE?

[Anonymous No.50462132]

>>50462023
That doesn't make sense and doesn't address the macro of everything sucking and progressively getting worse.
>BUT IT'S CLOWN MARKET
No.

[Anonymous No.50462133]

>>50462114
>Saw it in '19 and you'll see it again.
I don't want to be that guy, but unironically that time was different. This time, everything's fucked and there's literally nothing, absolutely NOTHING pointing to the Fed being able to even kick the can down the road further than maybe next year at this rate. They'll have to seriously go BoJ, they're out of options.

[Anonymous No.50462139]

>>50461652
The people that use sanctions as a weapon say other shouldnt do the same? I cant with this clown world...

[Anonymous No.50462145]

>>50462123
>Nobody is selling nobody is buying
Anon, plenty of people are fucking selling and nobody is buying.
What happens when supply balloons? Real estate retards managed to buy into their very own tulips.

[Anonymous No.50462166]

What is russia trying to do with the gazprom situation? Scare Europe? Jack energy prices up? What’s their endgame?

[Anonymous No.50462167]

>>50462133
No they're not. Yesterdqys rally should have shown you that this market desires to pump. But shit keeps getting in the way. The FED will continue hiking rates and buying equities to keep the market from collapsing until the CPI and PPI come back to the norm. They're currently kicking it down the road. Whatever shit you're watching on Jewtube that tells you this will be the big one is fucking wrong!

[Anonymous No.50462170]

>>50462145
>What happens when supply balloons?
When will supply go up in an inflationary environment though?

[Anonymous No.50462177]

>>50462133
You sound like you believe the Fed has one ounce of care for Main Street.

[Anonymous No.50462181]

>>50462167
>The FED will continue hiking rates and buying equities to keep the market from collapsing until the CPI and PPI come back to the norm.
Legit delusion if you think that's happening. QE is free lunch and there is no free lunch in the world.

[Anonymous No.50462183]

>>50461914
Uhhhhh…uh oh

[Anonymous No.50462187]

>>50462023
>We did it /smg/, yet again!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462204]

>>50462023
i've been telling all y'all for months now #ThisTimeItsDifferent

[Anonymous No.50462247]

>>50462013
>Unfortunately that's not life and the reality is that we're a fairly primitive species inhabiting a dying planet circling the sun in empty space at a thousand miles an hour.
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.50462248]

>schwab is only now giving me an email newsletter talking about bear markets

yeah this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.50462270]

>futures are bloody fucking red

AHAHAHAHAHA WE FUCKING WON !!! WE FUCKING WON BOBOS WE FUCKING WON!!!

Macro is so fucking bad cant wait to scoop after another massive crash.

[Anonymous No.50462279]

im cashgang and wary of buying anything.

i need to get my finger on the pulse so i can continue to make bad losing trades again

[Anonymous No.50462285]

>>50462270
What do you mean "another" like the one we are currently in isn't already over with. We haven't even started yet.

[Anonymous No.50462294]

>>50461915
America is transitioning to Smart Factory manufacturing. The vast majority of factory workers are just 1 step in a process flow, doing simple algorithmic movements to inspect and reorientate a part. Once AI-driven manipulators are cheap enough to make (and repair) to replace them, they're not needed anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsSBaR9T96I
>WEF member company btw

The goal is to set up manufacturing facilities literally so it can be modeled and interacted with literally as if it were a Sims game. It's already happening

[Anonymous No.50462303]

>>50462279
Just DCA

[Anonymous No.50462306]

>>50462285
Yep, It's so nice all of /smg/ working together on this, we are all stacking mad cash waiting to buy this massive crash that will happen soon.

Macro and rate hikes are so so bad for this market, will definitely allow us to scoop some. /smg/ will be ontop of this.

[Anonymous No.50462314]

Why aren't you shorting CCL?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462322]

>>50462270
This

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Biden is delaying his climate change executive orders so basically there's no way we get to net 0 carbon emissions by August 3rd and the whole planet is completely doomed. This is why the markets are going to crash completely. People know and there's no point saving for tomorrow because its the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.50462333]

>>50462322
So much fucking this, climate change deffo another factor on how this market could crater to absolutely delicious depths where we can scoop it my friend.

[Anonymous No.50462341]

>>50460965
Why doesn't the market open earlier, lazy fucks can't even get up early?

[Anonymous No.50462344]

>>50462181
You believe everything you're told? Watch what happens on the next big red day. At several times through the day you will see huge green candles across hundreds of tickers all at the exact same time. This isn't a coordinated buy order from market makers. Only 1 entity has enough power and money to make that occur. You have no idea what you're talking about you just spout recycled terms you heard on some podcast.

[Anonymous No.50462350]

>>50462248
I think the bottom comes shortly after you get an email telling you the bull run is back on and you should buy now

[Anonymous No.50462351]

>>50462341
>he doesn't get in a round before open

[Anonymous No.50462364]

>>50462285
how can robinhooders look at this and think the bottom is higher than 8000 best case.

[Anonymous No.50462365]

>>50462322
Have you ever been right about anything? All I've ever seen is people making money inversing you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462371]

>>50462344
I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen, next time it crashes it's over.

[Anonymous No.50462414]

Does anyone have the earnings calendar for this week?

[Anonymous No.50462421]

>>50462371
I'm 100% certain you're retarded

Anyway, anyone shorting NFLX today? The pumps this shit company has done on poor earnings was a fucking scam. No way it holds onto those gains

[Anonymous No.50462425]

>>50461873
Enjoy your tranny pronoun bullshit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462428]

>>50462365
I mean I don't make mistakes.

[Anonymous No.50462455]

>>50462023
He forgot an important caveat

the S&P has never lost ground over the following year when advvancing volume was 87% or more of total volume for 2 out of 3 days coming off a 52-week low *that happened during a waxing moon with jupiter in the 6th house*

[Anonymous No.50462458]

NOOOO SISSIES

TWO MORE WEEKS

PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50462468]

>SPY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50462469]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50462474]

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

It appears both you and your fake and g*y rally are DUNZO bulltard

[Anonymous No.50462475]

>>50462364
maybe even robinhooders have heard of USE A LOG SCALE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462482]

>>50462421
Kikeflix has been beat up enough already, they're going to moon and I think once these SPY puts print out and I get my money I might buy a call or two on the kikeflix for this second half of the week.

[Anonymous No.50462483]

>>50462428

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462490]

>>50462483
I miss those things like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.50462494]

>>50462483

[Anonymous No.50462509]

>>50462285
Crazy that yesterday's bounce is so tiny it doesn't even show up.

[Anonymous No.50462515]

>>50462023
the s&p has also never lost ground the year after the spinning theta/gamma ratio indicator rotated more than 360 degrees counterclockwise after adjusting for the time difference between paris and tokyo. bobos BTFO

[Anonymous No.50462516]

What the fuck happened to TPEIR?
Largest bank in Greece, record solvency and quarterly earnings, yet after share capital increase in 2021 which set stocks at a euro each they're still extremely undervalued

[Anonymous No.50462517]

>>50462322

This desu. Imagine how fucking retard all the Harvard and Yale graduates are that run Blackrock wealth management.

They keep buying ocean fron property! Don't they know it's all gonna be underwater by the year [insert dubious date here]?

They are are all fucking IDIOTS lol I can't wait for the proletariet to rise up.

[Anonymous No.50462520]

>>50462509
this is why "zoom out" is not a meme

[Anonymous No.50462527]

>>50462285
With sentiment and meme magic there's an argument for $9k being the bottom but that's likely best case scenario

[Anonymous No.50462536]

Canadian CPIs just dropped and all the prices are falling like rocks.

[Anonymous No.50462556]

>>50462536

>OMG YEAR OVER YEAR INFLATION IS ONLY 6.7% THANK YOU BASED TRADEAU

[Anonymous No.50462560]

>>50462475
>bro everything will go to infinity forever and ever and beyond.

[Anonymous No.50462569]

>>50462556
The black numbers are the expected. The red numbers are the actual.
Check the industrial product price, big drop there.

[Anonymous No.50462572]

>>50462023
wow, we did it, thank Science and the vaccine generational buying opportunity!

[Anonymous No.50462594]

>>50462517

[Anonymous No.50462596]

>>50462569
What about the ppi? Is it tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50462607]

>>50462569
>expected CPI 8.1%
>actual CPI 8.4%

TADAEAU IS AN ABSOLUTE GPD RECESSION CANCELLED HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.50462608]

3 more numbers at 10am. EUR number could be particularly important with ECB meeting tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50462628]

What do I buy. I am all cash and missed out on like 4k.

[Anonymous No.50462630]

>>50462607
is this image about aborting ireland?

[Anonymous No.50462631]

>>50462607
Lost

Also, the US wouldn't be where it is without Mexicans. I just want them to pay taxes

[Anonymous No.50462639]

>>50462536
>Lower than expected
I smell green

[Anonymous No.50462642]

>>50462628
We have another 10% to drop but it wouldn't be abad time to buy companies that have already dropped post-earnings

[Anonymous No.50462644]

>futures red
>bobos STILL seething
I'm buying tqqq

[Anonymous No.50462645]

Futures Chad here from last night. Called the top of /ES overnight pretty much to the tick at 3963. Get ready for a wild day.
>>50451751
>>50451903

[Anonymous No.50462646]

>>50462560
if you look at a log chart ending today, the growth looks unsustainable
if you look at a log chart ending 2021, the growth looks unsustainable
if you look at a log chart ending 2020, the growth looks unsustainable
if you look at a log chart ending 2019, the growth looks unsustainable
if you look at a log chart ending 2018, the growth looks unsustainable
if you look at a log chart ending 2017, the growth looks unsustainable
if you look at a log chart ending 2016, the growth looks unsustainable
and so on

now the question is, if your doctor says you're gonna die tomorrow, and he says that every time you go to him, do these statements give you information about your health or do they give you information about your doctor's skills?

[Anonymous No.50462651]

>>50462596
No and there's not a lot of data today. I just posted this CPI data since it gives some look at what's happening close to US.

[Anonymous No.50462666]

>>50462536
based Canada taking the NFLX route.
>56% expected inflation
>12% actual
>pump pump pump
>recession adverted

[Anonymous No.50462668]

>>50462644
>buying tqqq the day after tqqq went up 9%

Bold strategy, retard.

[Anonymous No.50462685]

>>50462651
Thanks for answering anon. Doubt that it's over though, I believe that it will go up again next month if the us ppi is anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.50462699]

I dunno man I think we've kind of bottomed out but I'm waiting to buy anything else until we see a bit of red. NFLX pumped everything more than expected and semiconductors have been pumping in expectation of the CHIPS bill passing so I think we're due a move to the downside for some random reason.

Either way it's great to finally see my 1 month chart in the green for basically the first time this year. FUCK BEARS.

[Anonymous No.50462704]

>>50462645
no one gives a fuck faggot

[Anonymous No.50462712]

>>50462646
so a doctor saying you won't die tomorrow is more correct? where do you find an immortality granting physician?

[Anonymous No.50462719]

>>50462704
Need a job? How about you fuel my jet or paint my house.

[Anonymous No.50462726]

>>50462668
and when it does another 9%

[Anonymous No.50462727]

Why are people still paying 8 figures for ocean front property?? Don't they know anything? It's gonna sink into the ocean within 3 years!!

They shouldn't allow science denying maga trash to have money.

[Anonymous No.50462736]

>>50462719
>fuel my jet
But it will melt its steel beams.

[Anonymous No.50462739]

>>50462668
It is a gamble but clownmetrics are throught the roof. For the past year I had stocks that tanked on not beating earnings enough and markets rally because numbers are bad but not terrible. Also everyone is calling the rally gay and that it will cool down after 1 day. I can see markets pumping even with jpow confirnimng 100bps hike

[Anonymous No.50462750]

on a second thought maybe VIX is a better play today

[Anonymous No.50462752]

>>50462719

[Anonymous No.50462755]

>>50462644
Then you'll be the redditor saying people are greedy for thinking -tech company that produces actual clowns- shouldn't be worth 50 billion dollars and should go to zero.

[Anonymous No.50462756]

What's up with all the absolute brainlets in these threads?

[Anonymous No.50462763]

I'm smart, everyone else is dumb.

[Anonymous No.50462762]

>>50462756
I've been noticing a lot of people sold the crypto bottom and moved over here

[Anonymous No.50462766]

>>50462750
How do you go long VIX?

[Anonymous No.50462774]

>>50462646
The nikkei was unsustainable and never recovered. Maybe garbage is just garbage and eventually people realize that.

[Anonymous No.50462776]

IMAGINE buying yesterday

[Anonymous No.50462780]

>>50462762
I bought some crypto at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.50462788]

>>50462780
Same... I am so ashamed of myself

[Anonymous No.50462795]

>>50462766
How do you go long VIX?
Bro...
>>50462756
>What's up with all the absolute brainlets in these threads?

[Anonymous No.50462799]

>>50461044
https://www.strongfirst.com/the-fighter-pullup-program-revisited/
You won't grow big in either one but all the guys at the gym will give you a high five if they just see you crushing pull ups.

[Anonymous No.50462805]

>>50462780
yet again no one cares faggot, this isn't your trading journal

[Anonymous No.50462809]

Gas and energy problems and fears are resolved and over.

[Anonymous No.50462814]

>>50462795
Should've phrased it differently: How do YOU go long VIX? I got some buy orders for UVXY calls set up

[Anonymous No.50462815]

>>50462805
Successful traders keep journals. I'm just giving the masses some insight into the hotshot trading lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.50462816]

>>50462699
Goyflix lost like a million subscribers and keeps getting worse in every possible way
>omg omg omg it's not AS BAD as the analysts predicted, buy buy buy!

[Anonymous No.50462826]

Market gonna pump today because Nasdaq is red but SQQQ is also red. People are dumping SQQQ premarket.

[Anonymous No.50462827]

>>50462809
>t. German media

[Anonymous No.50462828]

>>50462780

Watch them seethe

>NOOO CRYPTO IS A PONZI SCHEME YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT THE INDICES LIKE ME IM ONLY DOWN 35% AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50462830]

>>50462755
Most of the tech sector is hot garbage and belongs to 0 but thta't another topic of discussion. And if we dump next week it sort of makes sense to pump at leat until end of the week. Also scaremongering headlines have cooled down.
>>50462756
>>50462766
Are you for real nigga?

[Anonymous No.50462837]

>>50462814
I don't. If I ever want volatility exposure I modulate it using options. Long vega/short vega strategies.

[Anonymous No.50462841]

>>50462816
Cope and seethe faggot bear

[Anonymous No.50462848]

>VIX

[Anonymous No.50462858]

>>50462826
Do you even have any idea how SQQQ works?

[Anonymous No.50462859]

>>50462780
bought bnb at 50 dollars, sold half at peak, hold the other, pretty nice
Now I put my earnings on shitty aerospace stocks

[Anonymous No.50462862]

>>50462841
You're right dude all in on NFLX at open.

[Anonymous No.50462864]

>>50462774
the point isnt that economies never fail
the point is that pointing a linear chart at compounding growth will always give you the same information, no matter the year (aka no information)

[Anonymous No.50462867]

>>50462828
literally dgaf

[Anonymous No.50462876]

>>50462830 Don't fucking @ me again nigger >>50462814

>>50462828
1 5 2 4 6 3

[Anonymous No.50462877]

>>50462858
I guess we'll find out.

[Anonymous No.50462879]

>>50462828
I day trade the indices futures but am deploying capital into things that have been beaten down the most and crypto fits the bill.

[Anonymous No.50462883]

>>50460965
it's over for BoBo

[Anonymous No.50462884]

>>50462809
Why is natgas pumping then?

[Anonymous No.50462885]

What will happen if I buy U today. Financially speaking.

[Anonymous No.50462888]

>>50462862
It's not about going all in on NFLX, it's about how bears are fucking moronic for thinking that the biggest and most popular companies in the world are somehow going to belly-up and disappear. Just take your 8 months of red and be happy.

[Anonymous No.50462904]

Stop posting crypto.

[Anonymous No.50462909]

>>50462876
You're not my mum to tell me what to do okay? I'm over 18 and I'll do what I want. Also I hadn't seen that post yet and i'm not gonna tell you because I'm a eurofag and I have different instruments available.

[Anonymous No.50462910]

this premarket seems calm and indecisive i bet today is a shit show EOD. but what direction smg?

[Anonymous No.50462912]

>>50462763
big if true.

[Anonymous No.50462916]

>CRYPTO IS A PONZI SCHEME ONLY RETARDS BUY THAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.50462932]

>>50462916
It's 9AM est how is your phone almost dead?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462934]

>>50462805
Look I know the market is crashing and we're opening up limit down, but c'mon man, we're just trying to have some friendly conversation here. No need to be a dick to anybody ITT.

[Anonymous No.50462940]

>>50462910
>this premarket seems calm and indecisive i bet today is a shit show EOD. but what direction smg

UP. Recession is CANCELED

[Anonymous No.50462941]

>>50462932
He was probably up all night doing very important work

[Anonymous No.50462942]

>>50462888
checked, also unironically all-in Neflix already +some spy 0dte puts

[Anonymous No.50462950]

>>50462909
I'm a euro too but I'm not lletting them cuck me out of having an American brokerage. Which instruments are you using though? Which broker do you use?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462956]

>>50462828
5 6 2 4 1 3

[Anonymous No.50462959]

>>50462888
In 2000 things shit the bed for 3 years.

[Anonymous No.50462964]

>>50462884
I don't follow natgas closely, but it seems exceptionally difficult to analyze right now with the large difference between the US and Euro prices.

[Anonymous No.50462963]

>>50462940
>halfway down
>at 3900
Nah. We're 1/4 down at best.

[Anonymous No.50462965]

my asshole is squeezed shut right now. im terrified

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50462969]

>>50462909
Go in the corner and think about what you did.

[Anonymous No.50462973]

>>50462950
God Euros disgust me. Roaches leeching off the American man's system.

[Anonymous No.50462977]

So no one is going to address the massive head and shoulders on SPY?

Last time this happened (6 weeks ago) we immediately gapped down to 360 lmao.

[Anonymous No.50462983]

>>50462837
>I modulate it using options. Long vega/short vega strategies

how

[Anonymous No.50462995]

>>50462973
Shut the fuck up, José

[Anonymous No.50462996]

>>50462977
I fucking hope because the Mumu exuberance is getting on my nerves.

[Anonymous No.50463023]

>>50462983
I'm not here to teach options or futures 101.

[Anonymous No.50463024]

>>50462964
Not to mention it's being heavily news driven right now.

[Anonymous No.50463026]

>>50462977
RECESSION IS CANCELED.

No one cares about your astrology meme lines

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463028]

>>50462977
I got the feeling today is what we call a sell into strength, and buy into weakness kind of day. There's lots of money to be made as the shekels shuffle around, good luck out there today it should be a memorable one.

[Anonymous No.50463032]

>>50462950
I tried Interactive brokers but you can't trade many things if you're retail. Degiro is shit in everything apart from buying and sellign stocks. Futures, ETFs, warrants etc are shit. IG is alright but their commissions sucks ass. I go with the latter as they have more options for us retailplebs. You can't trade everything in the pic but it's better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.50463049]

>>50462983
You could buy both a call and a put to long volatility and sell both call and put to short volatility.

[Anonymous No.50463050]

>>50463032
Use NinjaTrader/Tradeovate

[Anonymous No.50463090]

Opening up near yesterday's point of control on both ES and NQ anything could happen at open including rangebound for a few hours.

[Anonymous No.50463095]

>>50463032
What about Tastyworks? Have you looked into them?

[Anonymous No.50463097]

I have to admit, I am unsure where the line will go today. It could be up, but also down.

[Anonymous No.50463105]

LABU and X chads WYA

[Anonymous No.50463107]

>>50463095
Tastyworks futures kind of sucks.

[Anonymous No.50463116]

>>50463107
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.50463118]

>>50463107
how?
you're accessing the same markets as everyone else
do you mean the interface?

[Anonymous No.50463119]

>>50463032
go with an established broker like Schwab or Fidelity.

[Anonymous No.50463127]

>>50463119
Not as easy as a euro, faggot

[Anonymous No.50463129]

>>50462956
Pretty good. I'd swap your 5 and 6. I'll take an orange monster over a chubby chick.

[Anonymous No.50463134]

>>50463116
The charting is bad, the quotes are delayed slightly compared to dedicated futures brokerages, same with commissions, those are relatively bad. The futures options are okay though.

[Anonymous No.50463135]

>>50463097
dont worry i will stil subscribe and like

[Anonymous No.50463141]

>>50463032
I'm with TradeRepublic because of the fractional options contracts and tastyworks for all the American instruments. Most of my money is in the tastyworks account though

[Anonymous No.50463144]

we're going to be red today

[Anonymous No.50463151]

>>50463097
>It could be up, but also down.
CNBC tier advice

[Anonymous No.50463152]

i think its pretty obvious today will be a green day. this is how you get a nice solid pump going

[Anonymous No.50463162]

>>50463119
Schwab is boomer as fuck, but has largely been a good experience.

[Anonymous No.50463167]

>>50463144
I'm actually betting on the old fakeout dump and resuming pump squeezing shorts who don't cut the losses on the dump further.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463168]

Is there a way I could get a quote for some stocks and lock in my price now, but with no obligation to buy incase it goes lower and I can get a better price, but if it goes up I can still just have my quote honored?

[Anonymous No.50463170]

>>50463152
Lol. I would even say
Lmao.

[Anonymous No.50463172]

>>50463118
Tastyworks' UI is ass cancer until you get used to it, lol.

[Anonymous No.50463186]

>>50463172
Even when you know how to use it the charting is still ass and the quotes are still delayed. Ninjatrader shits on it for dedicated futures trading.

[Anonymous No.50463208]

>>50463167
yup. if we had gapped up id be worried, but this is just a green light to continue the pump. people are freaking out over -.3% so its obviously working

[Anonymous No.50463210]

>>50463186
Thanks. I'll hafta remember Ninjatrader for when I eventually get into futures.

[Anonymous No.50463225]

>>50463168
calls

>>50463049
ahh that makes sense

[Anonymous No.50463229]

>>50463127
imagine anybody gave a fuck about europoors, this is why we need flags on biz to rule out the opinions of lesser beings
>>50463162
they have so many great services for free, I went from trash like Robinhood to Schwab and never looked back.

[Anonymous No.50463247]

>>50462668
how about it going 18 percent today bitch dubs for truth

[Anonymous No.50463249]

Sell

[Anonymous No.50463261]

I've seen 2 references to the 50 day MA, so here is the S&P 50 day for reference.

[Anonymous No.50463270]

>>50463249
Don't worry the HIMARS missle systems will destroy Russia within 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.50463273]

5 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50463274]

>>50463225
oh man if I could get a quote for call options and lock in the price with no risk, that'd be even better.

[Anonymous No.50463285]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50463289]

>BYND's gonna open red
Yup, we're going down.

[Anonymous No.50463307]

>>50463305
>>50463305
>>50463305
new
>>50463305
>>50463305
>>50463305
new

[Anonymous No.50463308]

>>50463289
>premarket
>thinking it translates to market open
you are bringing the collective IQ level of /smg/ down

[Anonymous No.50463314]

I wonder what that will have been

[Anonymous No.50463351]

>>50462862
Puts of course

[Anonymous No.50463419]

>imagine not being bullish when the bottom is priced in

[Anonymous No.50463436]

>>50462030
Same

[Anonymous No.50463438]

>>50462826
How's it looking now fucktard

[Anonymous No.50463592]

>>50463168
Baggot described options without understanding options

[Anonymous No.50463680]

>>50463438
SQQQ still shit post market.

[Anonymous No.50463917]

>>50462594
Holy fuck. Lost on picrel