WFH /general/ - IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!

[Anonymous No.50460359]

>https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jul/20/working-from-home-major-australian-employers-respond-to-latest-covid-health-advice

[Anonymous No.50462003]

>>50460359
I'm never ever ever ever going back to the office. Kek

[Anonymous No.50462018]

>>50462003
Yep office days are over. If they want you back make em pay. I pray my old boss meets her end. If I was whore I would be the CEO by now

[Anonymous No.50462033]

>>50462003
i'll do 2 days hybrid max if they compensate me $200/hour for my commute door to door

[Anonymous No.50462080]

I’ve been wfh since May ‘20
I will never set foot in shekelberg’s office again
He WILL continue to pay me to watch Japanese piss porn all day

[Anonymous No.50462237]

I'm paid to lay naked in my sofa and masturbate to /gif/

what a fantastic day of working from home, today will be glorious

[Anonymous No.50463331]

WFH threads is getting emtpy lads

[Anonymous No.50463377]

>work in globohomo big pharma HR
>the division I support has 5 open roles paying $100k with benefits
>they require clot shot and 50% office attendance
>no one has applied

[Anonymous No.50463415]

>>50462033

never cuck to a single day in office. its always a trap to get you back into the cage

[Anonymous No.50463463]

My company decided to give me a slow laptop. That decision has cost them, I wont be doing anything today as the slowness is dangerous to my mental health. Actions have consequences you dumb pajeets

[Anonymous No.50463481]

WFH hospital billing chad reporting in. Right now I am typing numbers off an eob into an as400 system. Gonna take a poop break when I'm done.

[Anonymous No.50463644]

Good morning fellow wfh chads. I’ve been online for 3 hours and have only jerked off once so far (cutting back a little). I think I might ask my boss for a raise soon. I’ll going to tell him I’m overwhelmed by how much work they’re giving me. Kek

[Anonymous No.50463675]

>>50462003
fpbp

[Anonymous No.50463840]

>>50463644
good luck

[Anonymous No.50463980]

im going to fucking lose it. im learning to code but its not enough yet, im trying to build a company and its not enough yet, im applying for real coding careers but its not. enough. yet. i refused to wage or cave for two years when they forced everyone into wearing masks, i steeled myself in the face of every single person around me telling me i was a fool for refusing to get the shot for two years and resorted to faking a vaxpass to get any money coming in this year, while everyone around me is getting legitimately sick, half the co-workers are off and every second conversation i hear is interupted by a cough or cleared throat.
i think i could really lose it if everyone has the blinders pulled so hard theyre prepared to let it come back to two years of something worse than hell, something that takes years off your life and is cruel enough to let them forget the torment only to bring it back. i need a blessing

[Anonymous No.50464731]

Lost my /WFH/ job of 3 years a few days ago. I genuinely loved that job and tried my hardest at it. Randomly, I saw a meeting on my calendar for later that day with an HR person I don't know and an exec I don't really know. Instantly, I knew what was up.
Showed up for the meeting and it was just:
>effective today, your employment at XYZ is terminated.
But why?
>we have decided to outsource your role. Thank you for your years of service.
Can I message my coworkers and tell them goodbye?
>No, your access to all internal channels has been revoked effective immediately.
Not going to lie bros, it hurt. I worked hard for that company, was performing 10/10 on my performance reviews, was getting bonuses or raises every 6 months, and was friends with the CEO. I'm guessing this was purely a financial decision.
I called my manager to ask what happened - ignored my call. Texted him - ignored my texts. Called and texted the CEO - ignored entirely.
>here's your reminder that at the end of the day your job can be exceptionally cruel to you and the people who claim to be "like another family" will unperson you and pretend you don't exist the moment it makes financial sense to do so

[Anonymous No.50464904]

>>50464731
I’ve spent the last two years of WFH trying to get a business started. My app is going into testing tomorrow and I’ve got a second project kicked off. Im desperate to escape big tech but frankly there are too many openings in the business so I think I can coast another year while I get funding.
Keep that stick on the ice, bud. I hope you have savings. What are your plans?

[Anonymous No.50464952]

>>50464731
>There's people above the age of 18 that give a shit about their job and thought their coworkers and superiors actually cared about them

[Anonymous No.50465021]

>>50464731
If not a larp, hopefully this wakes you up to the horrible horrors the cagie always delivers. To not respond is shitty behaviour , especially if you were calm but people suck.

[Anonymous No.50465022]

>>50464904
Thanks for the encouragement bro. Luckily I saved like 70% of my paycheck each month, so I have money to live on. My plan is to find another job like that. I loved working for that company (it was in crypto, which was twice as fun), but at this point I just need to find a WFH job that pays the bills. Don't know if it'll be as good as that was, but we'll see.
>>50464952
It was a start-up that was growing fairly quickly, and I was one of their most senior employees. I made the mistake of thinking that being loyal to the company mattered; I didn't see them as some faceless corporation, but as a company that grew from single-digit employees to much larger with me there the entire time.

[Anonymous No.50465057]

>>50465022
>it was in crypto
And you didn’t see this coming at any point? The industry standard is dogshit but it’s even worse for those jobs

[Anonymous No.50465059]

>>50465022
Find a job with a big soulless megacoro so they have to generate 6 months of pips and meetings and stat reviews before they can even think about firing you.

[Anonymous No.50465070]

>>50465021
Thanks man, I agree. I was so respectful in my texts to the manager and the CEO; I thanked them for three great years, and just asked them if they could let me know why I was cut.
Can't decide if they were being cowardly, cruel, or just careless - and I'm not sure which of those three would be worse.
But yeah, this was a definite wake-up. I'll never make the mistake of being so loyal to a company like that.

[Anonymous No.50465111]

>>50465059
This is honestly fantastic advice that I hadn't considered, thanks for this!
>>50465057
Hindsight is 20/20. Our Executives had always bragged about how we treat our employees better than the other crypto companies do. However, in their defense, other crypto companies would set up an "alumni network" of their employees they had to cut and helped to try to find them a different job. My former company just wanted to pretend I never existed and treated me like a risk. Really shameful how they acted.

[Anonymous No.50465125]

>>50463980
I'm thinking of troonmaxxing to get hired as a /wfh/ web dev, basically making my online work 'avatar' or persona trans. I'd apply locally as me but to wfh jobs as my tranny persona.

[Anonymous No.50465134]

I have an interview tomorrow for a QA position at Polygon (MATIC). What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.50465266]

>>50465134
about 8-12 months of financial security

[Anonymous No.50465434]

>>50465266
lol

[Anonymous No.50466455]

>>50465111
Few points:
I just found out that for me to cash my 401k to pay my mortgage off, I’d have to be separated from my company. If I lost my job I’d be ready to tap that account.

The way your leadership is acting is very feminine but have you considered that they’re ripping the bandaid off? Have you considered you’re a creep and they were done dealing with you? You should always self-evaluate.

New jobs are good and you can make it if you have true skills. Cream floats.

Wgmi

[Anonymous No.50466485]

>>50466455
Oh yea and I also changed my race in hr to Hispanic Latino and I’ve dodged many layoffs. I’m positive it’s helped.

[Anonymous No.50467158]

>>50465022
>it was in crypto
> I made the mistake of thinking that being loyal to the company mattered
based retard

[Anonymous No.50467540]

>>50465070
the meme about wagies, especially white collar wagies, being spineless cuck cowards isn't a meme. they don't want to freak with the discomfort of explaining why they've temporarily fucked up your life for their material benefit.

i like my job but i wouldn't hesitate to quit and fuck them up the ass for more money, because i know they'd pull the same shit with me, if they wanted to.

[Anonymous No.50467582]

>>50466455
Don't do that. It's a stupid financial move. Having some debt isn't bad. It's only bad you have a bunch of stupid credit card debt or something.

[Anonymous No.50467718]

I propose a toast. To “working” from home