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>> No.50447784

It really is going to be a 3pm dumper

>> No.50447788
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50447788

DIE BOBO DIE

>> No.50447789
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AAAAAAAAA I'M MELTINNNGGGGG

>> No.50447791
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50447791

1st for bobo genocide

>> No.50447796

say goodnight bobos

>> No.50447802
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50447802

Does this mean that the recession is over?

>> No.50447805
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50447805

Bobos should not make threads on green days it just makes it go up even more

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>>50447788
>>50447791
>>50447796

>> No.50447816
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50447816

Hahahahahahahaha FUCK BEARS

>> No.50447820

Seeing /smg/ happy honestly fills me with unbridled rage.

>> No.50447828

Gotta feel at least a little sad for the SIGA sisters on a day like today.

>> No.50447829

Spy +2.46%

Bro tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath

>> No.50447830

What Makes the Forest Dark?
The Vomma Crane Dances at Midnight. The Owls of Gamma Sit Silent Under the Waxing Moon. Beware the Vega Leapords Crouching in the Forest.

>> No.50447836

Oh shit look at the time, it's time to wake up Mr. Bobo and his son Bobo Jr. It's time for #RedCandles #TuesdayReversal #Stonks

>> No.50447847
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50447847

Cramer redemption arc when?

>> No.50447850

>>50447830
Bro, you were wrong with the vanna crush. Go back to shilling NRDS rope or whatever.

>> No.50447852
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50447852

Bobos don't understand the stock market.

>DURR why aren't we crashing?! The schizo doomer youtube video told me we would! This is a fake pump fuck this clown market.

It's called.... Priced. In. My little Bobo. Eventually you'll figure out the market is forward looking by about 6-12 months,and when everyone knows about recession and inflation and war and strong dollars and hiking cycles... That gets factored into prices. You aren't ahead of the curve, you are the bell boy who gives stock tips far too late.

>> No.50447855
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50447855

Black gold.

Texas tea.

>> No.50447856

I sold tqqq and soxl and bought eth

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>>50447847

>> No.50447862
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50447862

OH N-

>> No.50447867
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>>50447789
You must be cold blooded, run around and expend energy!

>> No.50447880
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50447880

i was called retarded multiple times yesterday for not shorting

>> No.50447885

>>50447829
Yeah this day is too green... It doesn't feel right

>> No.50447887

>>50447852
kys retard. -30% dump soon

>> No.50447886
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50447886

AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN
>AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN
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>> No.50447889
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50447889

MY BCS

>> No.50447894

All day
>flush
>flush
>flush
>flush
>flush
>fuck gaps, just leave gaps everywhere
totally real and organic

>> No.50447895
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>>50447880
Only retail is shorting right now and as we know, retail always loses.

>> No.50447898
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>>50447880
I'm still calling you retarded and gay! We will be justified!

>> No.50447900

>>50447886
Based Smashmouthposter

>> No.50447909

>it’s another /smg/ falls for a bear rally

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>>50447887
This Lil nigga thought he was Michael Burry lmao

>> No.50447915

>>50447895
>retail always loses
Post your losses mumu

>> No.50447918

bobos look what happened in the middle of march that is your future

>> No.50447923
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>>50447895
i think our local bobos sometimes forget that they're retail

>>50447898

>> No.50447924

>it's just a bunch of spook faggots gloating and trying to demoralize the lower castes into compliance
4chan in 2022

>> No.50447926

The more they artificially pump it into historically bad fundamentals, the worse the hyperinflation or the crash will be. And those will be the only two options where this is going, choose your apocalypse.

>> No.50447930
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50447930

I'm not gonna make it

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>>50447918
Good, cheap stongks.

>> No.50447944

>>50447802
yeah it's over. go all in on soxl.

>> No.50447949

>today's green, so tomorrow must be red
is this really today's cope, bobo? A bit uninspired, even for you.

>> No.50447963
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50447963

My UUUU and SOXL are doing a lil sum sumthin,
How we feelin, sistas?

>> No.50447966

>>50447850
The Moon Shines Brightly Yet the Forest is Dark. What Makes the Forest Dark?

>> No.50447965

IN FAITH I DO NOT LOVE THEE
SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMERS DAY

TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST
THEN NEVER TO HAVE LOVED AT ALL

>> No.50447969
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50447969

>BYND 7.50%
The crying when this shit dumps is going to be fucking comedy.

>> No.50447968
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50447968

Futures are gonna be blood red at 3:01

>> No.50447970
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50447970

This rally is so extreme and so fake I can't believe people think it's going to keep going especially with inflation rate decision next week

>> No.50447973

>expedited 5 day trial for Musk/TWTR in October
Retarded muskratbros, your desired self immolation is finally here.
If Musk is required to pay anything more than 7.5B for TWTR than he will have lost money on his TSLA share dump. But as a jew, he needs his jew gold from the goyim. He can't sell any more TSLA and DOGE pumps are flaccid. He won't want to touch his baby SpaceX.
So he is going to finally begin the MOTHER OF ALL PUMP AND DUMPS (MoAPnDs) by IPO'ing Starlink. You will finally get to be personally SolarCity'd by electric car Jesus.

>> No.50447974

>I'm just a fucking faggot who doesn't even actually know anything about the stock market

>> No.50447981

>>50447926
Would this entire year be a good time to buy hard assets and consumer products that may be hit with increasingly worse supply shocks?

>> No.50447987
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50447987

Holy shit look at the volume.

>> No.50447989
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50447989

>>50447974
Based

>> No.50447991

Enjoy the green while you can guys, enjoy while you can.. its a beautiful sight

>> No.50447993

ALLL RIGHT WE'RE IN BULLL MARKET. STOCK MARKET FUNDING TOLD YA IT WAS COMIN

>> No.50447994
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>>50447981
Potatoes.

>> No.50447995
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>>50447970
Priced in dummy

>> No.50447998

>>50447918
>bobos look what happened in the middle of march that is your future
Stocks pumped for 2 weeks and then slid into the biggest crash of the year?
Sounds great, thanks for sharing.

Seriously though, anyone who doesn't realize by now that we're gonna crab higher slowly until an October crash is either blind or delusional.
The impending energy crisis is in plain sight. They're not even trying to hide it anymore. Just set your calendar and relax for the next 2 months.

>> No.50448004

>>50447789
Kek, aren't they all crying about +90 degree temps over there right now?
Bullish for energy companies.

>> No.50448006
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50448006

I am so JUST'd it's not even funny

>> No.50448014

>>50447974
no u

>> No.50448023

>>50447998
by the time we hit october spy will be at 600, but okay.

>> No.50448026

>>50447828
My calls pumped this morning. Once WHO convenes and decides gay sex is a global emergency SIGA will pump bigly. Matter of time now.

>> No.50448028

Oh look another flush for PPT to just totally fucking ignore while it actually makes volatility worse.

>> No.50448038

so the "triple top" was taken out. My book is mostly positioned for deflation right now but I have a feeling they're going to try some crazy shit and go for the gap fill this week, I think i'll drop 1k on SPY 398 lottos for friday exp, unless somebody else thinks there's a better hedge

>> No.50448041

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>> No.50448043
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50448043

>PLEASE REDPILL ME ON THIS GRAPH

>> No.50448044

>>50447994
But i already have 4 fucking crates of homegrown potatoes and ten bottles of vodka.

>> No.50448046
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50448046

>smashed through 3900 resistance like it was nothing
you love to see it

>> No.50448052

>>50447974
yeah we know. you're the retard schizo that's been in the market forever with nothing to show for it

>> No.50448055

>>50447963
I own DML. Considering selling 2/3s to buy UUUU and Global Atomic. Thoughts?

>> No.50448060

>>50447995
Priced in posting? And he’s not drinking a Bangs? Youve doomed us all!

>> No.50448076

Genuine question for bears: Literally why? How can you possibly be bearish? There literally has not been one singular piece of bearish news or economic data in the past year. None. America is the best it has ever been, polls show Americans are the happiest they have ever been, current president's approval rating is in the high 80s. The worldwide economic situation is the best it has ever been. It just blows my fucking mind how you could POSSIBLY think this is a bear market and no bear has ever been able to name a single reason they are bearish. Just sheer retardation I guess?

>> No.50448078

Oh look yet another flush for the market to just blow right through during this totally real rally.

>> No.50448081

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/nancy-pelosi-husband-just-bought-151000595.html

The nancy trade is back

>> No.50448085

>>50448046
does this mean it will test 390 as a support next?

>> No.50448086

>>50448076
priced in, seethe bobo

>> No.50448092
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50448092

>>50448076
>There literally has not been one singular piece of bearish news or economic data in the past year
Good pasta.

>> No.50448095

>>50448023
>by the time we hit october spy will be at 600, but okay.
So you've chosen the path of delusion. A comfortable choice, but short lived.

>> No.50448101

>>50448076
>witty sarcasm
a bear market still has facemelting bear rallies

>> No.50448103

>>50448086
kys nigger mumu. -5% tomorrow. it's ogre

>> No.50448120

>>50448076
Biden rallies are truly a sight to behold

>> No.50448122

>No volume pump
Im bullish, but this is ridiculous.

>> No.50448127

>>50447981
Hold a small percentage of portfolio in physical gold and silver, ETH and BTC in private hardware wallet. Non perishable foods, bottled water, guns and ammo.

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>>50448046
I could have made enough for a free bag of potatoes but I was too scared to risk $200.

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>>50448103
I can't hear you over the sound of 392 SPY

>> No.50448137
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50448137

I'm not taking profits on my SOXL

>> No.50448145
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50448145

>market rips higher
>bears refuse to chase it
>it continues climbing and prices them out
>bulls celebrate ATHs
a story as old as time itself

>> No.50448148
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50448148

here dat, bizzers? ICE back in this piece!

>> No.50448153

>>50447789
Why did journalists start writing like highschoolers?

>> No.50448159

>>50448122
low volume + high spread candles = no one's selling fag

>> No.50448165
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50448165

When this crashes tomorrow you fucking faggots will deserve every bit of it!

>> No.50448171

>>50448145
BRK wont be over $300 again for decades.

>> No.50448176

>>50448085
Possibly. It'll be interesting to see where it closes.

>> No.50448177

Didn't Michael Burry predict the crash would happen when SPY violently spiked to 420?

>> No.50448184
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50448184

And wah-la, just like that, SOXL will never be under $17 ever again

>> No.50448187

>>50448145
*pumps into inverted yield curve*
*pumps into real estate bubble*
*pumps into tech bubble*
*pumps into inverted yield curve*
*pumps into the everything bubble*
*pumps into impending energy crisis in first world countries and mass famine in shitholes*

heh nothing personnell, this time it will be different

>> No.50448201

uh bobo i bought puts when you told me to and im now down .50%? uh bobo what do i do next?

>> No.50448206

>>50448153
Because thinking like a high schooler, i.e. generally being a clueless sophist, is the primary credential.

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>>50448187

>> No.50448209

>>50448165
>tomorrow
Tomorrow is a .5% green day.
Mondays are for DUMPIN.

>> No.50448213

I'm building back better lads

>> No.50448219

>>50448159
low volume pump is a fucking bait lmao. retard

>> No.50448220

When they hit 20% im selling and buying potato futures.

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50448228

The volume is low and stocks are booming.
What does this mean?

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>>50448055
With the fuckfest that's oil in this moment, alternative fuels are the way to go.
UUUU to $10 next year, brotha

Screencap this

>> No.50448230

>>50448187
didn't you get the bloomberg dm? the market and the economy was decoupled by order of the BIS 19 march 2022

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>>50448153
I keep forgetting I want to check if anyone ever actually made a Federal Reserve educational porno.

>> No.50448240

You guys aren’t even close to being in bullish territory. When this starts to move we bulls. Until then you are all delirious from copium.

>> No.50448244

>>50448153
Relatability. Everyone is unironically a low IQ golem in the present age

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>>50448219
selling exhaustion
cope & seethe

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>>50448240
Pic related

>> No.50448257

>>50448244
*Everyone be

>> No.50448258

>>50448228
Everyone is holding cash but the algos are still gonna algo

>> No.50448260
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a fool and his money

>> No.50448264

>>50448219
It would be on an individual stock, but this is everything.

>> No.50448265

you didnt lose money today did you anon? this was one of the easiest trading days of the year

>> No.50448268

>>50448235
What difference does it make? Even if you made learning about the Fed a requirement or otherwise faced execution people would ignore you. Let it all burn.

>> No.50448282

>>50447789
I hate journalists so much its unreal

>> No.50448286

The AI is a nigger

>> No.50448290

>>50448260
Sure that shit was perfectly ok to inhale

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50448298

I took profit on my SOXL at $16.48 thinking it was the smart move. got bogged but at least I have a good profit. I can't even remember the last time SOXL pumped this much in a single day

>> No.50448299

So why are we pumping?

>> No.50448303
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50448303

>what are you waiting for?
>buy low
>sell “high”

>> No.50448313

>>50448260
>me when my e-girls shit finally arrives in the mail

>> No.50448316

>>50448299
uhhh cuz uhhhhhhh because uhhh just uhhhh ummm pumping cuz uhhhhhhhhhhh stonks only go up CHUD!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50448318

>>50448159
>>50448252
>>50448264
Theres always a rationalization for an irrational market.

>> No.50448321

>>50448299
>The Hoover dam exploded.
>Bullish for tourism
>OOTO

>> No.50448331

This is the most retarded fake Jewish shit I have EVER seen

>> No.50448333

>>50448299
Because the biden admin's chinese setpoint is at around 305 on the QQQ.

>> No.50448339

>>50448299
Jews.

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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT HOME AND SAW SPY BROKE 390 IS IT FUCKING HAPPENING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????????????????????????????

>> No.50448343

My puts have been absolutely devastated. I’m going to learn how to burp like a fatty and start an OF yo recover

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50448344

>Heh, the market's gonna take a fat sh-- ACK!

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>>50448318
>NOOO THE LINE MUST GO DOWN IN A STRAIGHT LINE AFTER 8 MONTHS OF DUMPING THIS MARKET IS FAKE AND GAY AAAAAAAAA MY SHORTS ARE ON FIRE

>> No.50448352
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50448352

What to buy tomorrow /biz/? Made some good monies with SOXL today and UVXY yesterday.

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50448358

get my green candles out of your mouth bobo

>> No.50448368

>>50448340
>we'll see SPY $400 in our lifetimes
This feels pretty special, bros

>> No.50448373

The fucking G_d damn Hoover dam was just fucking bombed by radical islamic terrorists and the market keeps going up! THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!

>> No.50448377

>>50448026
>WHO
>Chinese shills
>CCP hates gays
It takes some serious cognitive dissonance to think the WHO will ever declare a gay sex pandemic.

>> No.50448378

>>50448350
Im not a bear retard. Still a fake and gay pump.

>> No.50448385

>>50448299
Because the recession is already priced in and earnings show that this will be one of the tamest recessions ever. US major stock index are already down -20% from ATH. You understand that on average catastrophic recessions are at worst -30% from ATH, right? If you honestly thought the market would keep dumping from here then you're a moron that doesn't understand basic math. There is no more downside available and valuations at these levels are reasonable. Buying at -20% is always free money over long term, which is why people are doing it now.

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>>50448358
Reminder all b*lls are in cooperation with the WEF and le great reset man

>> No.50448391

>>50448373
Bullish for tourism
>OOTO
>You have one lifetime to see world wonders before they are destroyed

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>>50448368
What's fucked up is if you took the pre covid high and did the average 10% YOY, we should be like 415 at the moment.

>> No.50448397

>>50448373
Ave, Caesar!

>> No.50448398

>>50448321
>>50448373
No, theres the drop, you can clearly see it now.

>> No.50448399

I AM A BOBO AND I AM BTFO

I AM LITERALLY HOLDING THROUGH THE RALLIES I DON'T CARE

>> No.50448408

that guy who bought $10 SOXL puts when it was $13 must be heemed right about now

>> No.50448411
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50448411

What happens if the entire market short squeezes?

>> No.50448416

>>50447767
>>50447767
>>50447767
>>50447767
>>50447767
When is the chips act being voted on. Is it really today?

>> No.50448422

>>50448399
No you buy puts now Bobo

>> No.50448432

Well, I guess my hand isn't actually broken so that's good. It's just kind of bruised

>> No.50448434

>>50448408
>buying $10 SOXL puts
What fucking retard would do that????

>> No.50448441

ITS DUMPING!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50448442

Vix still only down 3%. How can something be so fake and gay?

>> No.50448447

>>50448434
well this is /smg/ after all. he bought like 3-4 of them that expire this friday lmao

>> No.50448452
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50448452

>>50448408
There's a Bobo who put 100k into spxs
Thinking of u <3

>> No.50448453

>MCCONNELL: WON'T VOTE TO PROCEED ON CHIPS BILL AT THIS STAGE

based turtle man

>> No.50448455
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50448455

I hate nflx so much it's unreal. nflx pump into ah dump?

>> No.50448458
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50448458

>>50448408
Actually no! Options market doesn’t expect this pump to last past supper time

>> No.50448459

>>50448408
Wheres that Chop Chop Pajeet now?

>> No.50448463
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50448463

>>50448441

>> No.50448468

>>50448377
It’s all about the money. Not to mention the CCP needs a reason to shut down and keep their fuel prices low in the minds of western speculators.

>> No.50448470

If I were a total faggot asshole like you people are, I would spend this thread gloating about how the shoe is on the other foot now and you should all go eat shit in hell. Doesn't feel so good when the market is obviously being retarded after all, huh.

>> No.50448471

Remember that volatility means up and down. VIX dropping but that's put selling. Market taking a huge vanna rally on massive OpEx. Volatility.

"volatility" in options terms means the spread of the distribution of prices at expiration
its a measure of the dispersion of prices in the implied distribution that forms around the forward price (in other words)
Volatility does not mean market go down always. Can mean up.

>> No.50448473

>>50448373
You mean tax dollar funded demolitionists. It isnt kosher to call your useful goyim terrorists it is very demoralizing and they will keep asking for money like alqaeda in the 80s.

>> No.50448479
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50448479

This is why we are pumping, this was posted 1-2 days ago.

>the bearish trade is very consensus, I mean VERY VERY conensus

And bears thought they were being special? You are retail.

>> No.50448488
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50448488

lol lmao

>> No.50448489
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50448489

>>50448459
Hi.

>> No.50448493
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50448493

>>50448470
You are starting to p*ss me off bud!

>> No.50448495

>>50448479
and you're retarded lmao.

>> No.50448499

>>50448479
I think I can see my brother in that picture

>> No.50448501

HEY HEY HEY

why is it going down I thought we were melt-up boys?

>> No.50448502

>>50448453
Source nigger

>> No.50448506

>>50448459
he's busy chopping his dick off

>> No.50448514
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50448514

REEEEEEEEEE
THE STOCK I WANTED TO BUY IS ALREADY UP 20% FROM WHERE I SOLD

I WANTED TO BUY THE DIP FUCKKKKKK
I KNEW IT WAS A WINNER

>> No.50448515
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50448515

>shits on Pelosi's order book

>> No.50448527

nice dead cat lol

>> No.50448529

>>50448506
>>50448459
Lmao. Looks like i startd posting at a good time today. This is quite a violent vol rally. VIXpiration sending this shit soaring

>> No.50448541
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50448541

LOOK AT INTC WTF

>> No.50448547

I need a wtfwt

>> No.50448550

>>50448468
>It’s all about the money. Not to mention the CCP needs a reason to shut down and keep their fuel prices low in the minds of western speculators.
...and this is exactly why you can expect covid lockdowns 3.0 coming back this winter. EU will join in too since they literally have no fuel to keep the lights on, let alone drive or perform any industrial activity.

How do you think they'd get anyone to fall for a lockdown that only affects the gay?

>> No.50448555

The market is pumping on low volume. Everything is fake and gay and it's all so tiresome.

>> No.50448556

>>50447828
I’m up 20%. I’m considering buying more at today’s price. You don’t have to feel bad for us kek.

>> No.50448557
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50448557

is Mitch mcconnell a ranposter?

>> No.50448564

>>50448385
Dude, bond markets priced in the rate hikes by March or so, and the markets still tanked either before or after the last two Fed meetings. My bet is we retest June lows in the next two weeks. After that depends on the data.

>> No.50448574

Seriously what the fuck happened to Intel????

>> No.50448575

>he thinks there are glowies posting 24/7
they don't need to, they just plant a mind virus and the neets keep it going for free

>> No.50448577

>>50448557
no, he's a turtle

>> No.50448578

>>50448377
>gay sex pandemic
That’s where your wrong. Monkepox is a bioweapon that spreads through non sexual contact. It survives on surfaces (gyms, public restrooms, public transportation, ATMs, grocery stores…) for 90+ hrs. They’re only maintaining the gay sex psyop until it’s too late to contain the spread. Then they’ll flip the script and acknowledge that anyone can catch it, not just “MSM”. There was a school closure in the UK so we’re nearly at that point already

>> No.50448586

>>50448541
>+NVDA +AMD
This smells like a Pelosi copy cat rugpull.

>> No.50448594

>>50448501
Can't close the market this high dummy. We have to get it back under 1% or daddy jpow will get the belt.

>> No.50448596

The 6-month yield and 10 YR yield are currently inverted.

>> No.50448598

>>50448555
The reason the market is pumping is because people who sold their volatility hedges earlier (causing market to dump) re-hedged on vol complexes. So now market go back up again. People are hedged on vol again.

>> No.50448599

>>50448541
MCCONNELL: WON'T VOTE TO PROCEED ON CHIPS BILL AT THIS STAGE

>> No.50448604

How is the CHIPS bill suddenly the fucking thing that everyone is freaking out about? It's been sitting there for months

>> No.50448610

>>50448529
>Chop chop look at SOXL chop chop
Pajeet btfo

>> No.50448611

>>50448599
why can't the faggot dems pass anything?

>> No.50448613

The stock market will never go up again.

>> No.50448616

How am I different from the stock market?
I'm taking a dump right now.

>> No.50448622

>>50448604
Because it's the cover that's available.

>> No.50448623

Chop. Chop. Why. Chop. Won't. Chop. You. Chop. Listen. Chop. About. Chop. SOXL. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

>> No.50448624

>>50448616
phoneposters out

>> No.50448628

>>50448489
How do you make so much money?

>> No.50448638

>>50448556
The fact that you haven't sold yet is precisely why I feel bad.
Happens so often, someone buys into a pump and dump thinking there's legitimate fundamental cause. Then they hold the whole way back down because it hasn't hit their target yet. I hope this won't be you.

>> No.50448640
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50448640

>triple top on SPY

>> No.50448644

>>50448628
What r u talking bout

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50448645

>>50448599
SOXL sissy about to take a beating.

>> No.50448649

>>50448623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idefYMHbcS8

>> No.50448655

>>50448577
kek

>> No.50448656

>>50448604
something something pelosi/nvidia something something

>> No.50448658

>>50448604
China is about to slurp Taiwan and we have basically no semiconductor manufacturing. A dollar late and a few days short imo

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50448659

>>50448596
that's fine everything is fine. today is a green day, to the moon right??

>> No.50448661

>>50448649
This slaps fr tho

>> No.50448665

>>50448541
CEO named Pat. If shit goes down might as well be named Patsy.
Would only swing trade. Until they catch up with their rivals in cpu arch and drop the GSE funding they are not going to do well long term. Their chips run hotter than AMD and they cannot even get 5nm.

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>>50448514
FUCK EVERYTHING

ESPECIALLY FUCK THE VAXXIES

>> No.50448672

>>50448649
shits fire bro

>> No.50448676

>>50448299
To buck break Bobo - he can't get enough the humilation

>> No.50448681

>>50448659
buying a shit ton of SOXS and DRV today

>> No.50448680
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50448680

I can tell most of you can't get laid due to stress levels and erectile dysfunction
Buy lmt puts today!

>> No.50448691

>>50448680
Remember when we found out /smg/ apparently all has ED?

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50448695

>>50448666
get McVaxxed already Satan.

>> No.50448696

>>50448479
>retail asking the right question means it's priced in and we go straight up 3.5% every day
Delusional.

>> No.50448700

>>50448628
He doesn't. Lol.
Just posts hindsight analysis to pretend he knows what's happening.

Still smarter than 90% of the posters in here though.

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50448701

>>50447767
Today was a good day. I'm up on SQM, XOM, TRP and GLD

>> No.50448707

>>50448666
YES SATAN!!!! BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND!!!!

>> No.50448711

Ok, THAT was the top... I am officially rolling my puts for the second god damn time today

>> No.50448714

>>50448611
They dont want to
Nor do republicans bet the turtle will act like hes fiscally conservative about this but will gladlly pass a trillion for ukraine

>> No.50448718

>>50448574
They were complacent and did not innovate. Also too many diversity hires they drank their own poison.

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50448721

>>50448649

>> No.50448722

>>50448691
I member
Baggie outed himself as a cuck
It was great

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50448730

>>50448550

>> No.50448731

>>50448714
The dems have every branch of gov and they can't do shit fucking pathetic losers

>> No.50448741

>>50448680
how do jewish men even exist? you don't need a jewish man to make a jew, and I double women are really into short ugly fat dudes with bad genes.

>> No.50448742

R:R for most realized vol trade is just not that enticing atm. The pain is on the upside.

Gonna start planning on FOMC play on 27th

Looking at put calendar spread. looking for skew to flatten after the event. Hedging should hold the front end put to finance my backend fomc “what-if one full point raise” put


In terms of deciding whether I'm gonna sell event vol or just PC...think I will just stick to PC unless we tank a lot this week.


FOMC. Click. Clack. Skeletons. In The Stock Market's. Closet.

>> No.50448744

>>50448680
Were earnings bad? Or just technically weak with low shorts?

>>50448691
SSRIs are a bitch

>> No.50448746

>>50448721
you know this chink wants to stab that bitch, kek

>> No.50448763

>>50448721
First thing I noticed. Still busting my gut. Her expressionless face while everyone pretends she isn’t there.

>> No.50448768

>>50448731
They dont want to
They want suffering

>> No.50448770

>>50448746
She's thinking
>you could never be a ninja, bitch

>> No.50448771

>>50448742
>In terms of deciding whether I'm gonna sell event vol or just PC...think I will just stick to PC unless we tank a lot this week.
I mean Put Calendar. Instead of straight up selling vol via straddle or something.

>> No.50448778

>>50448722
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIT JACK! YOU FUCKING SCHMUCK. I AM NOT A KEK!

>> No.50448781

Did McConnell block the chips bill?

Sauce?

>> No.50448787

>>50448649
>comments are turned off
Holy kek

>> No.50448791

>>50448742
how bout you put" deez nutz in ur mouth

>> No.50448793

>>50448742
Are you not worried about the Golden Dragons Hiding in the Saltwater Marshes?

>> No.50448800

>>50448768
true

>> No.50448802

>>50448778
Then what is your wife doing watching white woman dishonor her people?

>> No.50448809

>>50448721
She looks familiar...

>> No.50448819

>>50448742
>>50448771
in english, now.

>> No.50448829

>>50448809
I'd need to see her with cum all over her face

>> No.50448831
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50448831

Why the FUCK is netflix pumping ? Insiders?

>> No.50448834

>>50448781
/smg/ made it up. There is no sauce. They're salty bears trying to get you to sell.

>> No.50448847

Tesla is setting up perfect for a sour hour dump or morning dump tomorrow. Bouncing off big supply levels

>> No.50448849
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50448849

I don't believe it, even though I'm long.

>> No.50448851
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50448851

the last week or so has been peak clown market

>> No.50448859

>>50448680
Ehhhh, jewbros?
Anyway, source?

>> No.50448860

>>50448831
they raised the price so it's bullish

>> No.50448861

>>50448831
apparently 2M lost subs and ads are bullish.

>> No.50448866

>>50448831
they instituted netflix gold subscriptions that have wall to wall interracial porn

>> No.50448873

>>50448834
>/smg/ made it up. There is no sauce. They're salty bears trying to get you to sell
Wrong
Turns out it's real
https://www.benzinga.com/amp/content/28121860

>> No.50448874

>>50448638
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Thanks though, friend.

>> No.50448876

sour hour

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50448882

>>50448876

>> No.50448898

>>50448849
Is it weird that my brain can hear her fake deep voice saying “give me your cum” and “go ahead give me the cum it’s mine” with an increasingly stern tone

>> No.50448911

>>50448819
https://voca.ro/1cIgmJVho0oX

I explained it so that most people on /smg/ should get it

>> No.50448915

>>50448898
>her
anon that's zuckerberg in a wig.

>> No.50448923
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50448923

>>50448876
looks like it

>> No.50448942
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50448942

>he didn't watch
>he didn't learn

>> No.50448943

>>50448793
That's why I always hedge my front month short put so the Golden Dragons don't evaporate my gains with Salwater Marsh gamma.

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50448951

>>50448898
>Scams u out of your cum
Nothing personal.

>> No.50448961

>SIDU
It is happening again

>> No.50448963

Do any stock ladies want to buy a put calendar spread with me.

>> No.50448979
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50448979

okay we can go back down a little more (so I can buy even more because I get paid this week)

>> No.50448980

I think imma get me sum of dat Lockheed. Aw yee boi

>> No.50448984
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50448984

Relax, bobos. You'll have your turn tomorrow :)

>> No.50449009

>>50448942
HHHRRRRRRRNNNNFGGGHHHHHH

>> No.50449019
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50449019

>>50448979
FOMC week next week my man.

>> No.50449024

>>50448984
Based crabchad.

>> No.50449030

>>50449019
>https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html still shows 35% chance of 100bps
So we all agree some traders are just retarded, right?

>> No.50449035

You fucking degenerates advised me NOT to buy KO a year ago.
Glad I didn't listen to you incels

>> No.50449042

>>50448819
Essentially he's just gambling on FOMC outcomes and using big words/acronyms to filter 90% of this general.
Then after the FOMC meeting happens and they do 0.75, he'll pretend his foresight was genius, using more big words.

There's no last minute CPI event risk like the previous FOMC, so it's pretty straightforward this time. He thinks the vol is overpriced (meaning short term puts/calls are overvalued), but it's not. His focus is on the put side as that's generally the more reliable side to sell.
The implied volatility in the market is more focused on Russia/China global macro risk at this point in time, and while betting against short term risk is generally profitable.. occasionally that risk materializes and you get absolutely slaughtered.

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50449060

>>50449030
>So we all agree some traders are just retarded, right?
Yes.

t. retard

>> No.50449064

>>50449019
It's coming in at 75bps and market is gonna price that like "as expected" or better

>> No.50449068

>>50449024
How do I embrace the crab? Scalping? Straddles? Iron condor? How do I do these things?

>> No.50449072

>>50448746
stop saying kek every other sentence newfag

>> No.50449091

>>50449068
sell options.

>> No.50449096
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50449096

YEP, I reckon we are in for a large hot and heavy melt up.

>> No.50449102

>>50449072
Kek

>> No.50449107

>>50449072
kek, shut the fuck up faggot, kek

>> No.50449113
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50449113

I love this market.

>> No.50449120

>>50448231
Thanks. Any thoughts on GLO?

>> No.50449131

>>50448396
>average 10% YOY
why do retards believe this?

>> No.50449133
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50449133

>>50449072
Kek

>> No.50449147

>>50449107
>16 posts by this id

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>>50448231
>UUUU to $10 next year, brotha
uht oh

>> No.50449159

>>50449147
kek

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>>50449147
Kek

>> No.50449170

>>50449096
A meltup? In THIS economy??

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50449187

>>50449170
BOBO ARE YOU OK BOBO ARE YOU OK?

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50449191

Power hour edition

>>50449138
>>50449138
>>50449138
>>50449138

>> No.50449200

>>50449042
seems like the market has mostly priced in a 75 bps hike anyways, so I'm not sure how you'd profit off a drop in IV.

>> No.50450120

>>50448645
There are too many earnings reports for SOXL to go down significantly.