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>> No.50446075
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>>50446061
>WKHS

>> No.50446082

I need to stop trying to be a bobo.... but I know as soon as I do, the market will fucking dump
I fucking hate my life

>> No.50446087

dump at close

>> No.50446094
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50446094

Oil broke out of my memelines.

>> No.50446095

jannies are trannies
dune messiah was pointless
meltup is on

>> No.50446098

Lead reporting in, may syrup rain from the heavens and milk be bagged.

>> No.50446101

OIL?

>> No.50446107
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>>50446094
Do you have similar lines for XLE and XOP?

>> No.50446116
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50446116

NONE OF THIS IS REAL YOU RETARDS
YOU WILL GET RUGGED IF YOU HAVEN'T PULLED OUT OF THE MARKET BY NOW

>> No.50446121
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ive got liquid diarrhea from the lack of pumps for my bags

>> No.50446123
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>>50446087
Soon.

>> No.50446125

>>50446107
No, I'm in UCO so I mostly pay attention to crude.

>> No.50446139

>>50446075
>>50446061
Holy fuck it didn’t click in my brain hahaha holy shit.

>> No.50446144
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>>50446056
Surprise Bobo!

>> No.50446146
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50446146

Burp money. July has been a little slow. I’m just now breaking $200 20 days in. Only produced a single video in July. My free onlyfans is growing rapidly with 112 subscribers already. That one is free to subscribe but videos are behind a paywall

>> No.50446159

Im gonna SHART this market then SHART my pants

>> No.50446161
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50446161

Bears are tired and want to sleep. There's no energy.

>> No.50446168

>>50446094
It's not a proper break until it heads back down and bounces off the line.

>> No.50446169
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50446169

What's your limit sell price for SIGA set to? Mine is $25.

>> No.50446172

>>50446146
Not gay, but if you're curious the Grindr SPAC is TINV.

>> No.50446178
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SOXL pumping again yay

>> No.50446179
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>>50446139
>>50446075
I can't believe this piece of shit used to trade above $30

>> No.50446188

Here’s the numbers on the free account. I only did like $8 the first month so the growth has been pretty nice. The more free subs I get the better chance I sell a video

>> No.50446189
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ayyyyyyy i'm up a grand today

>> No.50446190

>>50446056
>OP thinks it's going to dump
NGMI

>> No.50446198

>>50446168
True. But it bounced off the bottom when it irrationally gigadumped on Recession Fears (tm). There might even be a double bottom forming at the top of the channel desu.

>> No.50446199

>>50446146
Hello baby beautiful girl I am millionaire investor I am buy you many things but to declare true you going to post illicit pictures for my friends here on 4channel business board

>> No.50446200
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>>50446139
Just how I like to believe the real Garbage Don shitposts all day on Stocktwits, I believe Cathie Wood in her senility found her way to /smg/ and pitches ideas here.

>> No.50446205

Holy shit. What was the news at 12:30? S&P gained $2 trillion in 2 minutes. I'm guessing Ukraine war in over?

>> No.50446206
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50446206

>>50446188

>> No.50446219
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>>50446190
talk to me at the end of the week kid

>> No.50446223

>>50446178
Just a couple more days of this and I'm back in business haha. Nancy wouldn't fail us, right bros?
>>50446205
>I'm guessing Ukraine war in over?
Idk oil probably would've dumped

>> No.50446243

>>50446056
SPY TO 400

>> No.50446246
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50446246

>qqq max pain at 285
they're going to dump it arent they

>> No.50446249
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>> No.50446253

>>50446219
i'm shorting but this time is different

>> No.50446260
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50446260

>mild recession (priced in)
>inflation peaked (priced in)
>75bps (priced in)
>DXY peaked (meltup)
>commodities peaked (meltup)
>retail sales up (meltup)
>earnings better than expected (meltup)
next stop 440 if we are being conservative

>> No.50446266
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>>50446205
>(((War in Ukraine)))
Kek

>> No.50446271

>SPY over 390
Yeah I think the bear market is over, sorry bobos

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>>50446146
>>50446206

>> No.50446286
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50446286

I sold 20 minutes ago thinking it was stuck at 390, literally right before the pump. Fuck is this nonsense?

>> No.50446300

>>50446266
>>>/pol/

>> No.50446302

I would seem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>> No.50446303
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I took profit on my SOXL at $16.48 go on without me

>> No.50446322
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SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crap in all but name. The desire for lamer, slower, gayer is finished. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how few cores, how slow or inefficient, demand requires shittier, slower, expensive, worse. The clamor for burnt silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semishits.
SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the worst companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with -3x leverage. With SOXS your economic interests are aligned with hardware dumpster fires TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Dog shit tech companies with stagnant products nobody wants, not tech companies pushing informative ads. And like all leveraged inverse ETFs, SOXS is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an downmarket while mitigating margin risks in a uptrends.
In the last year, SOXS has exploded over 70% (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth has reversed and every viable space is finished with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of uninterested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly crappier and inefficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's final breath, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>> No.50446327

>>50446205
((They)) heard I have put options.

>> No.50446333

>>50446260
This is the dec 2021 fake rally all over again.

>> No.50446336
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>> No.50446335

>>50446302
*heem

>> No.50446339
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>>50446266
You didn't buy the war dip, did you?

>> No.50446340

>>50446303
Honestly, it's a good move. I wish I would've bought after it bottomed on the way up than trying to time the bottom.

>> No.50446351
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My SPY straddles are up 25% today. My heavy VOO portfolio is up 2% today. Just cracked open a bud light platinum. No work the rest of the week. Life is good frens.

>> No.50446353

why do zoomers act like they discovered vintage clothing/buying/selling online?
short depop

>> No.50446363

>>50446322
Not cool bobo. Not cool

>> No.50446365

>>50446206
>>50446146
What the fuck kind of content do you post???

>> No.50446372
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>Oil futures (CL=F )
>Day's Range 99.85 - 103.80
We're up almost $4 from today's bottom

>> No.50446378
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50446378

>>50446300
>t.

>> No.50446381

>>50446351
why the hell is elaine on there with the rest of the 10s kek

>> No.50446390

>>50446365
That's burpanon. He burps.
>>50446372
It apparently dipped because of Libyan oil coming back, but pumped because it's not enough to really help the situation.

>> No.50446394

>>50446351
all roasties kek

>> No.50446397

>>50446353
dont know could be the 30 years of boomer rule which made buying second hand shit frowned upon and consooming the way to go. they simply didnt grow up with it.

>> No.50446405
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>>50446303
he sold?

>> No.50446406

I have successfully sharted le bottom :)

>> No.50446409
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MY SHOELACE SNAPPED, THIS IS A FUCKING PEAK CLOWN MARKET HELLWORLD BROS!!!!!

>> No.50446414

>>50446381
They are all jewesses, retard

>> No.50446419

Hmmmm. Vix doesn't really seem to be moving

>> No.50446424
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>> No.50446426
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>resistance is now support
better close your shorts bobos

>> No.50446428
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50446428

>>50446409

>> No.50446429

>>50446414
NO TAKE THAT BACK ANNIE IS PURE

>> No.50446431

Woodbros ww@? Selling this rip lmao.

WFG

>> No.50446446

>>50446056
still very green
is delusion the next stage for bobo?

>> No.50446450
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>>50446390
And people pay him money for burping??? Why am I not surprised. Fuck this world...

>> No.50446461
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50446461

>>50446365
Burping/belly

>> No.50446462

I don't get it, I sold into strength, but it got stronger and keeps going up. I'm losing my ass here bros.

>> No.50446483
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50446483

Puts on SPY

>> No.50446482

mr vix is creeping up

>> No.50446487

>>50446462
Have you tried being patient and go for a jog? Whe. You get back from a jog it will be 3 pm.
>Watch pot never boils

>> No.50446490

>>50446450
I miss 2008

>> No.50446498

>>50446462
Don't lie baggie, we all know your ass wasn't tight to begin with. We have seen your gookfu's strapon and it's definitely not small.

>> No.50446505

>>50446487
Fuck this shit!

>> No.50446509
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>>50446483

Apple confirmed stalled at 150

Short SPY

>> No.50446525

>>50446461
people are fucking disgusting. nuke the planet, RIGHT NOW

>> No.50446528
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50446528

>>50446336
there is many factors for this but one major one is the consolidation of the internet.

>> No.50446535

Nasdaq will pump to 12600. QQQ might see 300 again

>> No.50446539

>>50446146
all you do is record yourself burping and scratching your fat belly, why the fuck are you uploading once a month instead of every day?
Are fat people really that fucking lazy? Holy shit.

>> No.50446541

>>50446505
You do own your own business, right? You don’t wage slave baggie. Right?

>> No.50446542

>>50446336
>>50446528
;_;

>> No.50446555
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>>50446146
Are you the same guy who would make dedicated threads over the past few months? Or are there several burpers?

>> No.50446553

>>50446490
me too, i didn't understand how good i had it

>> No.50446558

>>50446525
Nah it’s not that big of a deal

>> No.50446560
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50446560

Mr. Goldman, how come line go up?

>> No.50446561

>lifting
>fasting
>no drugs/alcohol
>DCAing
>watching 2-4 hours of youtube information videos a day
results are not built overnight smuggers

>> No.50446578
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um alright we can go back down now????

>> No.50446579
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>>50446539
Just don’t feel like it

>> No.50446580

at this rate my friday sqqq calls will expire worthless, thats a first
do they just disappear or do i have to place an embarassing call to my broker to sell them at 0 so i can claim the loss

>> No.50446583

>>50446539
What's your side business Mr entrepreneur?

>> No.50446588
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50446588

Bull bros let's bully Bobo

>> No.50446591

>>50446560
two major reasons for this
>fake
>gay

>> No.50446595

>>50446146
That’s it. I’m making an onlyfans where I just post videos of me stroking my beard. If fat people can get money from their lardness I can certainly get money for being a wolfman

>> No.50446596
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>> No.50446599

>>50446560
because we want to, now eat the bugs and enjoy your 20% inflation until 2025

>> No.50446600
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50446600

I buy UVXY?

>> No.50446602

>>50446555
Checked same guy.

>> No.50446609

>>50446580
No need for a call. It's all automatic. If you're on the other side of the trade and don't want to auto-exercise, you would click a button somewhere to tell your broker to tell it to the och

>> No.50446610

Reminder this is the fakest and gayest market of all time

>> No.50446613
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360p 07/22

355 I make $10000 off $100

>> No.50446614

>>50446580
Roll them

>> No.50446615

>>50446595
make it asmr and you will beat burpanon i bet

>> No.50446628

>>50446561
>>watching 2-4 hours of youtube information videos a day
why do you enjoy wasting your time
>I AM LOOOOOOOOOOOORNING SOO MUCH FROM THIS BASIC MIDDLE SCHOOL INFORTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50446631
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>>50446378
DON'T POST PICS OF ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT, ASSHOLE!

>> No.50446632

>>50446596
zoom out

>> No.50446637

>>50446615
No chance. Asmr market is fucking crowded. Burp market is nice and small. You don’t realize how huge of a player I am in the burp game

>> No.50446640

>>50446614
Rolling is virtually never worth it and typically results in increasing effective losses (and massive time-opportunity cost) by the time you give up.

>> No.50446663

>>50446409
>not taking the autism pill and going velcro
ngmi

>> No.50446664

>>50446628
This. Also I hate zoomzooms and their inability to consume media actually capable of conveying actual information.

>> No.50446667
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50446667

>>50446640
Yes.

>> No.50446679
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50446679

What will happen at 6.30?

>> No.50446688

>>50446561
>have a vacation in hawaii with gf in 3 months
>live clean life just long enough so I look good in the vacation photos
>immediately go back to sedentary, borderline alcoholic lifestyle

>> No.50446694

what is the opinion on rycey? they want to do hydrogen engines for jets, nuclear reactors and electric planes. have alot of debt and got hit hard by corona scare. now they are back into profit.

>> No.50446706

>>50446694
They're like boeing, retard, just short them.

>> No.50446712

>>50446579
Are you asian or is your liver failing

>> No.50446715
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50446715

Any of you cool cats dabble in Nadex binary options?

>> No.50446722

>>50446715
Might as well just burn your money in a trash can

>> No.50446725

>>50446664
It's really not hard to read textbooks about the topics that you are actually interested in. Watching videos that superficially explain some random topics is fun, but it really doesn't make you smarter in any way.

>> No.50446727

>>50446613
why do you think it'll drop that quickly in such little time

>> No.50446732

3922
BIGGEST ANIME FIGHT EVER

>> No.50446736

>>50446637
Lmao

>> No.50446737
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50446737

umm it just keeps going up... b-bear bros??

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>>50446706
White and reflective but took that picture near a large amount of yellow hdpe

>> No.50446763

>>50446679
Markets will be closed

>> No.50446782

>>50446763
I mean my time in 28 minutes

>> No.50446786
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50446786

The UVXY should be down like 20% today but its only down 3%

SOON.

>> No.50446791

>>50446450
fwiw that's probably kinda tame for only fans lmfao

>> No.50446792

>>50446743
Idk anon
>abdominal swelling
>jaundice
Do you get abdominal pain

>> No.50446794

>>50446737
Look at oil catch a bud. Oil up and stonks up is not a correlation the Fed wants lmao.

>> No.50446798

>>50446737
>he doesn't know what an exit pump is
Cashgang still comfy

>> No.50446806

>>50446172
>Not gay
Fellow not gay also here, anon is retarded woman, disregard it.

>> No.50446811

>>50446794
Bid* Fck you Tim Apple

>> No.50446812
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50446812

>>50446786
>volatility means market go down
idiot

>> No.50446814

>>50446694
Sold as many cars last quarter as they did in *all* of last year. Strong buy.

>> No.50446822
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>>50446450
We need a full purge.

>> No.50446826
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>>50446798
>he thinks this is an exit pump

>> No.50446829

>>50446792
It’s not swollen it’s fatty tissue

>> No.50446831
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I want to buy back into crypto miners, how retarded I am?

>> No.50446837

>>50446782
Nothing of importance fren

>> No.50446842

im up 10k from my XLE calls and I want to get out before the market dumps but if tomorrow has any semblance of a follow through after today's breakout i'll give up 6k for being a pussy. No way there isn't continuation to 400 after this breakout, right? That gap fill is prophetic at this point

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50446848

>>50446837
Yesterday it dumped hard at this time. Isn't it when lunch hour ends in burgerland?

>> No.50446854

>>50446831
Why don’t you just buy crypto itself?

>> No.50446858
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50446858

>>50446722
What makes you say that? I can consistently turn 500 into 1000, then I withdraw 500 and start over again.

Pick unrelated

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50446859

>>50446667
Could be worse.

I should have never shorted this stupid market I guess.

>> No.50446860

>>50446848
Lunch hour is already over in Jew York

>> No.50446861

>>50446826
Look at the 1M view on the NASDAQ and S&P. Nice little bear flags.

>> No.50446873
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>>50446859
Fuuuuck, dude.

>> No.50446881

>>50446694
I heard from some guy in here a few years ago that Rycey was spycey. Pretty sure he made a YouTube and lost his mind.

>> No.50446882

>>50446859
this cannot be real. what's it from?

>> No.50446907

>>50446351
Based cleavage bro

>> No.50446911 [DELETED] 

>>50446826
stupid mumu when will you learn
We are heading to a 1000 SP500

>> No.50446912
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>>50446727 spy is up 5% from low of week

Unsustainable

>> No.50446913
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>>50446859
JUST

>> No.50446924
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>>50446854
Because I would use my tax free savings account and buying stocks is way easier. Also fuck gas fees

>> No.50446939

>>50446725
It's worse than that since it's impossible to skip ahead, simply look back for information, search, etc., not to mention the garbage information density.

>> No.50446941

I made 20% of my portfolio realized today.

I've changed my outlook on the market since the news that the ECB is going to spend all of it's money keeping the debt bubble from bursting. I've gone from bearish to bullish in the medium term. We really are in the end times.

>> No.50446942

>>50446912
Fellow 1de put enjoyer

>> No.50446945

>>50446859
Welp. That’s why I only put a paycheck in the gambling account and not a years salary

>> No.50446957

>>50446725
>but it really doesn't make you smarter in any way.

reading doesn't make you smarter either

>> No.50446958
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>>50446941
>he reads the blog

>> No.50446959
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50446959

So... stocks, huh
One more thing in life I'm not good at

>> No.50446966

>>50446859
This was posted on Reddit

>> No.50446982

>>50446957
>reading doesn’t make you smarter
In the age of audiobooks you are correct. But clearly you need to read more

>> No.50447000

>put i sold was barely itm for the past 2 weeks
>shot up above strike in just the last 2 days and will now expire worthless at the end of the week
ez

>> No.50447012

>>50446959
If you can't swing it, then you have to be patient, anon. Very, very, patient.

>> No.50447030

>>50446169
I’ll sell some when market cap hits $10bill. We have a ways to go

>> No.50447032

>>50446959
Buy red sell green
Short green
Call red

….I think

>> No.50447049

I’m still down a lot on SOXL. Should I sell today and hope that it goes down again tomorrow?

>> No.50447058

>>50446087
You wish

>> No.50447065
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50447065

I think we probably go up short term and med term, who knows how long it will last.

>>50446958
I don't think you can make that much money following Greg's strategies.

>> No.50447073

>>50446831
>91F

That would be a mild day here in Texas.

It’s currently 97 F and I’m grateful for it.

>> No.50447075

>UK catches fire
>market pumps

>> No.50447089

>>50447049
>what is a wash sale

>> No.50447095

>>50447075
>uk
>relevant after ww2

>> No.50447097

>>50446982
Audiobooks are for retards, instead of actively engaging with the topic you are just listening to it as background noise while commuting or doing chores. You are not concentrated on the topic at all.
>>50446957
It depends on what you read. Classic literary fiction exposes you to different philosophies and ways of thinking. Reading textbooks will make you more knowledgeable and smarter about the topic of choice. Reading 10 pages a day of a good textbook will get you more specific and applicable knowledge than watching 2-4 hours about some college dropout rambling about Climate Change or how cool transistors are on YouTube.

>> No.50447098

>>50447012
The thing is... I tend to have beginner's luck in a lot of things... in almost everything I attempt even. After that though, when I actually try to learn and improve... I always get worse. Drastically worse...
Since I only start doing bad once I try to use my brain, that means I'm probably actually an idiot, or maybe I'm subconsciously self-sabotaging, idk... but it happened again, this time with stocks.

>> No.50447101

>>50447049
How?

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>>50447075
proof that god hates euro's

>> No.50447108

>>50447075
irrelevant shithole

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>>50446056

>> No.50447119
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>SOXL pushing 12%

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>>50446959
Just put your money in VOO or VTI until you can find a successful strategy. If you can't then you'll be fine long term anyways.

>> No.50447126

>>50447098
That’s a known condition that applies to almost everything anon. It’s not just you.

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50447128

hi frenz
im no gambler, but i've heard sitting on cash is a bad long term strategy. i'm looking for something really long term and minimal risk, like say a $100 a month for the next 30 years. what would i do

>> No.50447129

>>50447119
Imagine if the chip bill gets signed

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kinø

>> No.50447142

>>50447120
Yeah I put $4000 in yesterday, and another $5k in a savings account in case

>> No.50447154

>>50446336
The left pic was a banner. The memes are definitely more meaningful now. Back in the mid to late 2000s it was like babby’s first time and now the memes are what you see made by Leonardo of /biz/; extremely meaningful and even on the level of fine art.

Ffs, we have pics of the president’s son smoking crack. What more do you want?

>> No.50447165

>>50447129
When is that supposed to happen?

>> No.50447167

>>50447128
60% high div yield
20% SPY
20% QQQ

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>>50447118

>> No.50447179

vix just broke upper bollinger band
dump into close confirmed

>> No.50447187

>>50447165
I have no fucking idea. Democrats are trying to push into a bunch of nonsense in addition to the chip bill in one big legislation and republicans are blocking it because of the additional nonsense. I assume they'll just pass it as a stand alone bill hopefully.

>> No.50447189

>>50447179
do you even know what vix actually is?

>> No.50447197

>>50447187
Nothing gets passed as a stand-alone bill. It’s a package or it’s not happening. Gotta have them ear marks

>> No.50447202

my left nut just tingled, we are gonna dump

>> No.50447205

>>50447098
That's called the J-Curve, my man. Look it up. Keep going

>> No.50447215

>>50447187
omnibus bills need to be outlawed. politicians voting on shit when they don't even know what's in the bill needs to be illegal.

Imagine how much money is being wasted or skimmed and how much lower our taxes could be. which in turn would be better for business.

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50447226

Daily reminder that TA is just astrology for finance bros

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50447233

yay $150 dolars from SOXL today thank u /biz/

>> No.50447238

>>50447089
t. inbred

>> No.50447240

BITF doin a lil sum sum

>> No.50447245

>>50446219
So blacks really were in Europe in the middle ages.

>> No.50447248

>>50447187
>Democrats are trying to push into a bunch of nonsense in addition to the chip bill in one big legislation
Every fucking time.

>> No.50447255

>soxl avg 11
>getting nervous
bros... i'm not feeling so good

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>>50447255
better sell then
you know what comes next

>> No.50447277

>>50447245
Of course. Look up what a 'moor' is.

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>>50447128
Assuming you buy a S&P 500 ETF (like SPY or VOO), you should average 10% compound growth per year. VOO is better for buy and hold as it has slightly lower fees. SPY is better for trading options spreads due to the liquidity.

>> No.50447289

alright i'm back, so we're going to reject this fakeout break out and go strait down from this triple top right? they just had to paint the triple top to get the signal out to everybody doing their TA and now we'll go back down for good.

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50447294

Can we all take a minute to laugh at DWAC? From an all time high of $100 to $29.50. kek.

>> No.50447299
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50447299

I am financially ruined...

>> No.50447301
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>>50446101
Potatoes!

>> No.50447302

>>50447276
We are going to 20

>> No.50447304

>>50447167
given this is not a troll response, where do i begin to even understand what these runes mean. and where do i even start into it

>> No.50447322

>>50447302
Thats a lot of potatoes.

>> No.50447323

>>50447226
Nah

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>>50447302
yes after the 10:1 reverse split

>> No.50447335
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>>50447289
Probably. Maybe not. But probably. I don’t know. All I’m sayin is it’s possible that it goes up or down.

>> No.50447340

>>50447304
He's trolling.

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50447343

>>50447255
The actual sox index (which you should be looking at if you're trading soxl) is right in the middle of a big gap.

>> No.50447348

>>50447304
Let’s use $100
He said
>60% or $60 into a high yield dividend stock (QYLD, RYLD, REITs… etc)
>20% or $20 at spy
>20% or $20 at qqq

>> No.50447350
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50447350

Yeah, its about time.

>> No.50447361

>>50447343
SOXL isn't based on SOX anymore, it's based on ICE.

>> No.50447364
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50447364

>JUST IN
Explosion at Hoover dam
Hope you guys like expensive energy costs because this could take up to 2,000 megawatts offline.
Bullish for coal/nat gas

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>>50447285
thankyou have some pears. i might look into VOO then as i want this to be entirely passive and something i do regardless of the markets ups and downs

>> No.50447366

>>50447304
keep studying
you are not ready

>> No.50447369

>>50447128
read the bogleheads link in the OP

>> No.50447374

>>50447335
>now head on over to Timcuck.com and become a member...

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>>50447364
Good.

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>>50447304
SPY and QQQ are tickers. Google "stocks dividend yield". Otherwise just DCA into a safe index fund (Google dollar cost average too while you're at it)

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>>50447285
At 10% compound growth plus taxes, you are losing money at 9.1% inflation. Jussayin.

This is the world we live in now.

>> No.50447391

>>50447350
*crashes cymbals*

>> No.50447394

So everyone is clearly being greedy. Does that mean I should be fearful? Recovery from a bear market is not supposed to be this fast. This is looking like the covid "crash" all over again, which completely recovered in literally 2 weeks. Average P/E of NASDAQ stocks is still over 50, and people are slurping like crazy. Are they wrong?

>> No.50447395
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50447395

Dividends are gay

>> No.50447404

>>50447245
They controlled most of the Iberian Peninsula until 1492

>> No.50447408

>>50446094
it was just retesting the 200 dma and 50wma after consolidating. what has changed that would cause the price to drop and stay there?

>> No.50447412

>>50447364
just happened
https://twitter.com/kristynashville/status/1549441916000825344

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>>50446219

>> No.50447427

>>50447364
>>50447377
Fuck you PLA.

>> No.50447430
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50447430

>>50447395
Eh, it's better than holding cash these days.

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50447429

>>50447414
kek

>> No.50447434

>>50447363
Buy and Hold Chad.

>>50447390
That's 10% averaged out yoy over decades. Theoretically it should go higher in a particular year if there is high inflation

>> No.50447435

>>50447430
Lolno

>> No.50447436

>>50447361
Well that's misleading, thanks. Where can you get a chart of the index? I checked two different places and couldn't find it.

>> No.50447437

>>50447412
at least its not on the wall

>> No.50447446

You guys are really going to tell a new guy to just throw his cash into a boomer index during the most obvious fake bullpump that will be followed by a giga dump?
You really do hate goyim more than the jews.

>> No.50447454

go short......... now

>> No.50447460

>>50447446
I am telling that guy to stay away from these FAKE AND GAY fraudulent markets that are going to crash MUCH lower

>> No.50447461

>>50447436
Dividends are great. Every company strives to become a dividend payer evebtually.

>> No.50447462

>>50447435
Cash smells like nigger.

>> No.50447468
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>>50447434
you mean like this year when shit and piss is down 30% and inflation is 10%?
what a time to be alive, amirite?

>> No.50447474

>>50446831
That’s not even that hot, it’s been like that in Ontario for the past few summers.

>> No.50447476

>>50447436
Try ICESEMI, should be on tradingview.

>> No.50447482

>>50447446
That’s a great idea. He can buy all the way down

>> No.50447484

>>50447460
SP500 will crash further and you will have to keep your money in the market for 10 years just to be even (not adjusted to inflation)

>> No.50447486

>>50447460
Short term doesn't matter if he wants to hold for decades. Also, you are wrong, the bottom is in

>> No.50447492

>>50447364
People still haven't put the pieces together and realized the cyberwar has started. WW3 will start with cyber attacks on infrastructure. This plus the 4 US gas plant explosions. More attacks on infrastructure will commence.

>> No.50447493

>>50447364
How bad is the damage. Will these news dump the market?

>> No.50447494

>>50447462
Dividend smells like bankruptcy.

>> No.50447496

>>50447454
ok, down .10%, now what?

>> No.50447515

>>50447494
Why is VALE so high

>> No.50447517
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50447517

>>50447435
Fine. Enjoy that 0.08% apr like the Shabbos good goy that you are.

>> No.50447521

Fed is lying to the public, buying 10YTB, adding liquidity, stocks will go higher as will inflation.
SPY and QQQ have broken month long top resistances.
We will pump to June highs.
Green ID & Digits confirm. Checkem

>> No.50447523

>>50447496
I think he's trying to time the double-top, in which case he's about an hour early at least.

>> No.50447525

>>50447364
looks pretty minor. prbly an old transformer.

>> No.50447532

I bought more SQQQ this pump is fake and gay

>> No.50447533
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50447533

markets are good

>> No.50447536
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>>50447494
What does that smell like?

>> No.50447548
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50447548

not fair

>> No.50447544

>Biden about to grant himself "emergency powers" to "fight climate"
Pandemic 2 electric boogaloo.

>> No.50447547

>>50447517
Thanks. Enjoy losing 50% of your value and dividend cuts while I stay flat.
>>50447515
For me, it's PBR.

>> No.50447565

bobos

>> No.50447566
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50447566

Why the hell are we pumping, someone tell me right now!!!

>> No.50447571
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50447571

>>50447476
That was where I checked and couldn't find it.
>>50447461
?

>> No.50447572

>>50447517
>>50447547
>Not putting cash into at least some 3 months CDs for that 2 percent
NGMI

>> No.50447577

BOIL bros we're back

>> No.50447578

I just spent $700 on onlyfans content

>> No.50447591

AMZN has not touched its 60 minute moving average since 10:30AM. Absolutely vertical. There has not been a single red candle in 4 hours. Must have been some really good news to warrant a $250 billion valuation increase of the company.

>> No.50447593

>>50447446
30 year hold and he's not going to actively micro his portfolio? Yeah

>> No.50447594
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50447594

>>50447566
is this your first rodeo or what?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bear-market-rally.asp

>> No.50447606

>>50447566
Set up for FOMC next week

>> No.50447607

LAST CHANCE TO SELL THE TOP! WE ARE GOING DOWN FROM HERE FOLKS!

>> No.50447608

>>50447572
Where are you getting 2% on a 3 month cd haha lying bitch

>> No.50447615

>>50447394
>2 green days with no signs of slowing down
No matter what, sell on or before Friday. Fed meeting next week and remember we are heading for a recession. Be smart and swing it properly.

>> No.50447617

>>50447591
I bought prime last week. It's all coming together.

>> No.50447619

>>50447572
where you getting 2% on a 3 month CD?

>> No.50447624
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>>50447493
The damage itself looks relatively minor, the real question is how much of the power processing they will have to take offline to fix it.
If it drops production by half because they have to take that whole side offline it it would take 7.4mil cuFT of natural gas per hour to replace the power output.
or around 1.1mil LB of coal.

>> No.50447632
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50447632

>volume

>> No.50447639

SAY IT WITH ME GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

>> No.50447644

>>50447607
Yup Powell is going to walk up, unzip and slap a big 100bps cock on table.

>> No.50447654

>>50447632
because no one is selling, bobo

>> No.50447670

Fuck I think I just broke my hand

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50447672

>>50447547
oy vey unrealized losses its the Shoah!
>>50447572
>3 months CDs for that 2 percent
Where are you getting 2% on a 3 month CD, you long nose mutant?

>> No.50447676

The amount of bearish sentiment in smg right now confirms this is a breakout.
There will be no drawdown for you bobozos. We will hit on all major earnings and SPY will hit 420 by August

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50447677

>>50447608

>> No.50447690

ngl looks like the bear market is finished, and we're gonna be rallying to ath by eoy.

>> No.50447691

>>50447670
based and furious masturbator pilled.

>> No.50447703

>>50447677
that's the annualized rate ya dingus

>> No.50447705

>>50447364
Needed something to help out my puts

>> No.50447706

>>50447619
all of them, just make a ladder and buy stocks every month

>> No.50447717

S&P 500 has increased in valuation by $35 trillion dollars today. Insane. No surprise though, pretty much everyone agrees America is the best it has ever been.

>> No.50447719

>>50447571
Yea some of the best divi stocks are growth as well. Microsoft and Apple are very notable dividend stocks

>> No.50447731

>>50447691
Fuck I think I just had a god damn panic attack

>> No.50447735

>>50447703
Annualize these nuts

>> No.50447740

When do I sell CF and CVX? I bought yesterday

>> No.50447753

>>50447717
the spx total market cap is about $32t

>> No.50447756

>>50447731
must have been some good porn, damn

>> No.50447769
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50447769

The amount of bullish sentiment in reponse to bearish sentiment in smg right now confirms this is going to dump.

>> No.50447770

>>50447753
Meant 3.5 trillion

>> No.50447773

Next
>>50447767
>>50447767
>>50447767

>> No.50447781

>>50447731
Based and too much beer and a little bit of chicken pilled

>> No.50447782

WTB mageblood 200 ex

>> No.50447797

>>50447677
Yeah and what’s the minimum deposit on that? $3mm?

>> No.50447804

>>50447770
that would imply a 10% move. are you an actuarial by any chance

>> No.50447817

>>50447412
>all those news outlets asking for permission
>she refuses to sell it and just says “credit me”
Dumbasses I; the wrold

>> No.50447824

>>50447677
>>50447797
Not to mention the actual yield is more like .75%

>> No.50447841

Hopefully we're still up on Thursday so I can load up on cheapie SPY puts

>> No.50447843

>>50447770
I understand bobos now

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>>50447841
*because I get paid on Thursday and I'm completely broke

>> No.50449310

The bond market is pricing in a recession and a pivot. Who here has enough experience to tell me how likely it is that the bond market is wrong? My base case is 3.5 on the 10 yr EOY but who am I

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>>50447841
>thinking Spy is going to give you anything

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>>50446056
>>he fell for the bulltrap
bobo still coping i see. that means he still is losing money on his retarded shorts.

that money goes into my pocket. and i don't even do anything - i just hold!