Say you found one of these

[Anonymous No.50443559]

How would you profit?

[Anonymous No.50443616]

type jews into it

[Anonymous No.50443625]

>>50443616
fpbp

[Anonymous No.50443648]

>>50443559
Finding it proves the existence of heaven and hell, and using it prevents you from going to heaven. I would not use it. If you willfully deny yourself the ability to go to heaven you are literally NGMI. Going to heaven is the ultimate making it.

[Anonymous No.50443649]

start offing old people
and short any stock whose main market is old people

[Anonymous No.50443662]

>>50443616
Fpbp, society and man could finally live free.

[Anonymous No.50443666]

>>50443559
OP could you post your full name here and a pic of your face.

[Anonymous No.50443671]

>>50443559
Short ETH and kill Vitalik, short BSV and kill Creg, short Link and kill Sergey and Ari, etc.
I couldn't actually go through with that. Well maybe for BSV I could.

[Anonymous No.50443686]

>>50443648
Canonically any person who receives a death note cannot enter the afterlife, heaven or hell.

[Anonymous No.50443702]

>>50443616
>>50443662
That's not how the death note works

[Anonymous No.50443714]

>>50443686
No, it's anyone who uses it. Light is not banned from heaven or hell until the moment he writes a name in to it to kill someone.

[Anonymous No.50443731]

>>50443702
t. jidf

[Anonymous No.50445122]

>>50443616
not how it works
>>50443648
interesting take
>>50443649
You would need to off a hell of a lot of old people to have a significant market impact. Odds are you'd kill people near you and the cops would get you
>>50443671
Could backfire. Imagine if Vitalik dies and ETH starts pumping instead because his death further cements the decentralization aspect

[Anonymous No.50445235]

The most obvious way is to take a large short position on a growth stock and then off the ceo

[Anonymous No.50445248]

>>50443616
/thread

[Anonymous No.50445282]

>>50445122
Weeb and dumb pilled
>>50443702
Yes it is. You just need a pic of their face and a name

[Anonymous No.50445364]

>>50445282
so who do you picture when you want to kill the "jews"? Also "jews" isn't a specific name

[Anonymous No.50445399]

>>50445364
>when you want to kill the "jews"?
That's not how it works. You literally can write date and time along with the method. Did you even watch the show?
>Also "jews" isn't a specific name
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.50445411]

>>50445364
Like retard. Obviously you don't just write "kill jews" LMFAO. Holy fucking shit, man. You would need specific names and pictures of the specific jews.

[Anonymous No.50445485]

>>50445122
>be a cop
>some old people die mysteriously
>'it surely was that fucking nigger weeb anon, he always hated on old people'
>arrest him because of course
>solve the mysterious case of random old people dying
Just for you to know anon: I'm trying to say you are a retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.50445505]

>>50443559
every politician and everyone associated with Murdoch

[Anonymous No.50445725]

Have several doxxed crypto influencers send me their funds to my wallet before they commit suicide

[Anonymous No.50445786]

>>50443559
extort richfags

[Anonymous No.50445883]

>>50443559
>Invest in Ukrainian real estate/warbonds
>Kill Putin and all his remaining generals/known cabinet members

[Anonymous No.50445924]

>>50443702
>thats not how my gay fake fiction anime works
Kys weeb, anime is for fags

[Anonymous No.50445971]

>>50445235
>The most obvious way is to take a large short position on a growth stock and then off the ceo
Yes, very obvious way to get the SEC and FBI investigating your ass

[Anonymous No.50446135]

>>50445924
>he says, while posting on the website that was made for anime
Hey 2016 nigger

[Anonymous No.50446154]

>>50445364
literal autism

[Anonymous No.50446163]

>>50443648
>Finding it proves the existence of heaven and hell
No, only using it proves it. Finding it makes you the crazy person waving a notebook around screaming that there's an afterlife.
So if you want to prove there is an afterlife, you have to prove there is a human soul and well, the only way to do that is to write a name.

[Anonymous No.50446291]

>>50443648
How has no one here watched the series? That statement is misleading, no one can go to heaven or hell because they don't exist. There is no afterlife in Death Note, only nothingness.

[Anonymous No.50446330]

>>50446163
Or you give it to someone else to use and if it works, you know. Sure, it means they could kill you but then you get to go to heaven so who cares?

[Anonymous No.50446354]

>>50446163
There are no souls or afterlife in Death Note. Please, don't talk with false authority on a subject you know nothing about. But I suppose we are on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.50446382]

>>50446291
>How has no one here watched the series?
>>50446354
How did you speedrun the series? It's not some subtle thing you have to read between the lines to get. It's out right stated in the show that heaven and hell exist. Retarded speedwatcher.

[Anonymous No.50446458]

>>50446382
No, that is a misleading trick statement made early on to test Light. Later, there is a flashback which shows that after being told it, he instantly deduced that this meant heaven and hell don't exist. This is stated in the rules of the Death Note, and revealed near the end of the series.

[Anonymous No.50446506]

>>50443616
type? zoomer fucking confirmed
do you even know what a pen is?

[Anonymous No.50446510]

>>50443559
>George Soros will live stream on twitch prolapsing the fuck out of his ancient butthole until he dies.
>Bill Gates will drown on a bowl of cereal

[Anonymous No.50446523]

>>50443559
I used mine on Tiffany Dover.

[Anonymous No.50446532]

The obvious answer is to go long on coffins, cremation, autopsy, funeral services, etc.

[Anonymous No.50446548]

>>50445122
You could never be caught in real life for using the Death Note, even if you demonstrated it in public I don't think it would hold up in court because there's no precedent for magic.
If you're even slightly trying to hide it no one will ever suspect you because you can always just keep switching up the cause of death.

[Anonymous No.50446622]

>>50443559
Short Tesla 500x then write Elon Musk.

[Anonymous No.50446643]

>>50443559
I dunno, probly just write my own name in so I don't lose it

[Anonymous No.50446677]

[Anonymous No.50446692]

>>50446548
I think you could get caught. Precedent always has to start somewhere.
Also, most jurisdictions don't operate based on a precedent system. If it can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt that you killed those people, your ass is on the line.

[Anonymous No.50446719]

Killing every ETH killer and making sure Polygon's zkEVM isn't fucked with. Although I don't need a book for that shit.

[Anonymous No.50446728]

>>50446548
>I don't think it would hold up in court because there's no precedent for magic.
All a prosecutor has to do is convince a bunch of stupid randoms you did it.

[Anonymous No.50446756]

>>50446692
>>50446728
Either way I think you would have to explicitly demonstrate you killed them without any reasonable doubt to be caught.
If you give time, place and action that should be enough to raise suspicions, but I'm not convinced it would get you caught.
I stand by what I said on you being impossible to catch if you even slightly hid it though.

[Anonymous No.50446772]

>>50446643
kek

[Anonymous No.50446905]

>>50445122
>make every cause of death COVID-19

[Anonymous No.50446964]

>>50446677
Checked

[Anonymous No.50446977]

>>50446135
Been here since 2012, 4chin maybe have been made for anime but that doesn't make anime any less gay and retard. Show me another anti semitic crypto forum and ill gladly go there.

[Anonymous No.50447005]

>>50446548
>I don't think it would hold up in court because there's no precedent for magic.
They could just prove it by using the death note to kill a death row inmate or a hospice volunteer. It would be treated as any other weapon in court.

[Anonymous No.50447019]

>>50443702
>goldstein dies of gas
>goldman dies of gas
>etc

[Anonymous No.50447041]

>>50446677
His right shoulder is higher than the left one
I just checked and irl it is like that too

Impressive attention to detail. Though many people have this asymmetry (me too, for instance)

[Anonymous No.50447091]

>>50447041
It's cavemen genetics/coomerism
Mongolians get it a fair bit because they can't stop playing with bows and arrows. Tennis players too.

[Anonymous No.50447153]

>>50443559
I will kill every rat kike working in finance, media and entertainment, every single criminal nigger, after this all the blood sucking politicians, and lastly all the whores. I will cleanse this world.

[Anonymous No.50447190]

>>50447153
cool but how did you profit off that

[Anonymous No.50447227]

>>50447153
I meam realistically one notebook won't even fit half of the tel aviv phonebook so you may not get too far with that approach

[Anonymous No.50447229]

>>50447227
The Death Note has infinite restocking pages.

[Anonymous No.50447279]

>>50445364
You just need that nose and hands meme. Should be good enough. The book isn't that dumb to not know what it means.

[Anonymous No.50447286]

>>50447190
> kill every single rat kike in finance
suddenly housing problem is solved, because the rats in big banks no longer issue big loans at low interest to their speculator friends

[Anonymous No.50447305]

>>50443559
I would probably try to use regular expressions to kill niggers and kikes.

[Anonymous No.50447330]

>>50445364
Dude you can search up on internet, I know Larry Fink, George Soros and his son etc etc. Just start looking up websites of institutions you want to target, media fags already show their face on TV.

[Anonymous No.50447359]

>>50443648
sorry but you need an IQ of at least 75 to post on /biz/ anon

[Anonymous No.50447370]

>>50447359
I highly doubt that desu

[Anonymous No.50447383]

>>50446382
>>50446458
BTFO

[Anonymous No.50447400]

>>50447370
you'd be surprised. the average pajeet shill will be around 75, but the tourist bible thumpers from pol are more around 60

[Anonymous No.50447407]

>>50443559
Assassination smart contracts

[Anonymous No.50447499]

>>50447330
I bet this could get you caught easily; recklessly using google searches to get names and pictures could make you a suspect easily

You would have to take things slow and let the information find you

[Anonymous No.50447564]

>>50447499
>using noogle

[Anonymous No.50447627]

>>50447499
You'd be better off getting the info from physical newspapers, radio, tv, other sources that make it hard to trace you

[Anonymous No.50447643]

Warren Buffet invest all his money into bitcoin, throws away the key then jumps off a building

easy

[Anonymous No.50447902]

>>50447643
>BTC instead of XMR
tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded

[Anonymous No.50448005]

>>50446354
You missed the point, weeb. Until the object is used it proves nothing. The DeathNote would have to be used to prove it has power. .

[Anonymous No.50448019]

>>50447902
the point is he invest 100 billion usd into bitcoin all at once raising the price to 100k+ while I 100x long

[Anonymous No.50448039]

>>50443559
>open shorts with giga leverage
>kill ceo's
>watch it plummit
ez

[Anonymous No.50448071]

>>50448005
You wouldn't be able to prove or disprove the afterlife by using the Death Note anyway since no one would be coming back to report on what they found. Although the fact of the magic death book would make it more plausible to many people.

[Anonymous No.50448100]

>>50448039
This but
>Write down the names of the entire board plus high level management.
>Command they call a press conference and start yelling racial slurs and taking literal shits on live television
>CEO turns gun on room and kills himself with last bullet
>Anyone still alive on the board is commanded to jump out the windows, 90s simpsons style
>Dozens of useless press also dead
>Opening bell rings.

[Anonymous No.50448142]

>>50445971
For remotely killing some guy by knowing his name? Even so, you just need to establish some prior trade history around the stock before you make your real move

[Anonymous No.50448182]

>>50445971
Ah yes, the "Well he made money, so he must have been the one who killed the CEO on the other side of the country" accusation.

[Anonymous No.50448195]

>>50448039
>>50448100
>Hello sir, we'd like to speak to you today about your recent financial transactions
>uhm okay
>It says here that you, uh, opened 1000 put options at strike prices 1 tenth the stock price two days before the board of directors committed mass suicide.
>uhm, yes, that is correct
>Okay thanks, just making sure

[Anonymous No.50448222]

>>50448195
>Hello sir, we'd like to speak to you today about your recent financial transactions
>Talk to my lawyer

[Anonymous No.50448241]

>>50448182
It wouldn't be the first time someone has tried to insider trade assassinations, and he could be an accomplice if not the killer himself.

[Anonymous No.50448285]

>>50448241
So you're saying if someone on the east coast shorts a west coast company, and a few days later >>50448100 happens, they are now the prime suspect?
Sounds like a fun episode of X-Files.
The only thing you'd have to resist doing is taking down the names of the agents who bother you.

[Anonymous No.50448361]

>>50448285
Yes, the FBI was explicitly founded to investigate cross-state crimes like that. Do you think it is so unreasonable that someone from the east coast could have insider informants or assassins on the west coast? Stranger crimes have been investigated.

Of course, you could probably fly under the radar if you profited low enough from the events, like a simple 20% or 10% return, and then you repeated this multiple times. But that would become morally straining and you'd be more likely to be detected by the government with each success.

[Anonymous No.50448477]

>>50448361
I think the big decider would be how much time between the short and the event. If you did that shit the same day, maybe. If you did it a month apart, then you'd likely be ok.
Also, you can buy stock in the competition to make it look like it was a purely emotional move. It would be extremely difficult for the FBI to prove that one "lucky" wagie was actually the superior mastermind behind a boardroom's coke party going bad. Or heck, their plane crashing or some pajeet shooting the place up. Deathnote can be creative with how they die.

[Anonymous No.50448626]

>>50448477
>Or heck, their plane crashing or some pajeet shooting the place up. Deathnote can be creative with how they die.
I believe you can't write things that result in the deaths of other people, but yes, you would have to be careful to cover your tracks. You could probably go follow a common short thesis by other investors and make it come true as well.