ITT We post a random day in our lives after we made it with Chainlink

[Anonymous No.50442230]

>Wake up at 7
>check morning gains, *ah trainning went well, zyzz would be proud*
>slashing sounds from outside, check from window
>chad hapa son is already trainning his Nitōryū kendo style
>shave face and looksmaxxx
>eat breakfast made by qt japanese wife
>put clothes.. today stallone shirt and vegeta(gt) jacket
>take qt hapa daughters to school
>death stare nip kids approaching my girls
>get to the entrance
>kids mirin gains
>parents mirin gains
>teachers mirin gains
>dominance asserted
>leave the place get ichigo cake for qt japanese wife, *architech would be proud*
>back home
>manage assets, monthly staking gains at 25k level, *at this growing rate, should be well over 50k next year*
>go bunker at basement -3 floor, *they should be already done installing the lead layers*
>*TOP SECRET*
>dinner time, eat dinner with qt nip wife
>sacred siesta time
>qt nip wife demmands to go shopping
>chad stare her, "okay i'll allow you go shop with me"
>bystanders mirin gains, shop owners mirin gains, get asket my random manager-san to star in his product
>she ends up buying some dress and random shit
>back home, get some pre-trainning
>qt nip wife shows new dress provocatively, kiss her "gainsstealer-chan not yet... you have to get the kids from school today", test levels +20%
>go trainning in basement,-2 floor, today 4x25 @200kg squat, 5x10 @200kg bench press and pull ups to failure, *tom would be proud*

[Anonymous No.50442235]

>trainning is finished go up stairs
>hear qt nip wife just arrive with qt nip daughters and other kids voices I don't recognize
>"ofuro~~...doko~~..."
>open basement door, find qt nip girl, instantly freezes at my presence
>proceed to flexxx
>she pisses on herself
>"sugoi"
>greet qt nip wife, daughters and daughter's friends, qt nip wife helps pissed girl take a bath
>go take a bath outside
>back home chad hapa kid returns bruised from school, "don't mind about this old man, just had to put bullies from 3 schools at their place"
>"how many of them were this time"
>"just about 35"
>"35... yet... you had much trouble"
>unleashes both shinais
>"Nitōryū... Tengoku no ryū...."
>"IT'S BECAUSE I WAS RESERVING THIS FOR YOU!!"
>"HAGESHII TSUI NO KAZEEEEE!!!!!!!"
>*slightly move*, *avoid one*, stop the other with one hand, severe walls and floor cracks
>"this power... it suits you, you know... we are going to be yelled at now"
>"it's your fault for avoiding one of them"
>*chad smile*
>*chad smile*
>qt nip wife gets mad at us, random nip insults
>schedule cracks repairs, it should be done the day after tomorrow
>helps qt daughters with homeworks, finish, "now you should go sleep",
>read story time "tells us about the singularity"
>"that is a long ass story, it's too late now.. perhaps on Friday..."
>"well... then tell us about the pandemic"
>"I just didn't take it that is all"
>all five daughters start laughing
>"sweet dreams now"
>breed qt nip wife
>take bath with qt nip wife *talks about random shit she saw on nip tv*
>"tomorrow we should prepare the weekend's picnic I heard the sakuras just blossomed"
>about to go sleep, qt nip wife is worried about our son troubles in school
>notice scratch from one of my hands is starting to bleed
>"oh.. about him... don't worry... he will be more than fine"
>sleeps
last frame features chad hapa son in his room doing push ups with one hand up to failure

[Anonymous No.50442251]

>my real life will start when line goes up
pathetic

[Anonymous No.50442263]

>>50442230
>>50442235
This is your brain on Chainlink.
Stinkies ngmi

[Anonymous No.50442321]

I cant believe I read all that shit

[Anonymous No.50442345]

Holy based

[Anonymous No.50443071]

>>50442230

[Anonymous No.50443118]

>wake up
>it's 2025
>chainlink is still trading at $7
>bitcoin and ethereum both made new highs
>chainlink is forgotten
>biz no longer speaks about it
>it's over

[Anonymous No.50443206]

>>50442230
>>50442235