/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50439799]

Hello folks I’m an 18 year old who lives with his parents in California I have absolutely no skills and have worked a McJob past 3-4 years just graduated and I keep thinking what I really want is a Porsche 911 Carrera S and an attractive Asian women along with a decent house preferably by the ocean. How can I possibly reach it ? I do the math conservatively I’ll be an old ugly man by the time I amass that much cash. And no shit stocks or crypto.

[Anonymous No.50439832]

>>50439799
I didn't read your post but I saw something along the lines of you wanting an expensive car and living with rich parents. don't get that car get a mid 90s Toyota and build your skills rent free with mum and dad

[Anonymous No.50439834]

>>50439799
>hawaii japanese girl
>porsche idk man you probably won't care about this later
>island just move to a cheaper country

[Anonymous No.50439835]

>>50439799

progressive roulette playing

like you wait till it hits black 3 times and then you bet x amount on red. if it's red you take profits, if it's black again or 0 then you just bet on black again, but double the amount.

its almost 100% failsafeproofed

[Anonymous No.50439871]

>>50439799
>asian woman
You can probably acquire this at any age, though obviously going on crazy adventures to south korea or hawaii when you're 18 is a lot more appealing than being the xoomer in the phillippines when you're 46
>car
>house
These are material possessions and quite literally only have value to you as an old man, trophies of a life well lived.

I don't believe in pussy uber alles but I do believe in getting laid when you're young enough that girls come to you instead of you needing cash to get their attention at an older age.

[Anonymous No.50439889]

>>50439871
Idk about house but I feel like the 911 is a must have, went to dealership once asked to sit in one, and man I fell in love with it only problem is I got no cash and scrapping all money I got to buy a car is unwise.

[Anonymous No.50439891]

>>50439799
> I do the math conservatively I’ll be an old ugly man by the time I amass that much cash

Correct. Lower your standards goyim

[Anonymous No.50439895]

>>50439889
> Porsche 911
You might actually be gay. Maybe you really seek Asian Twink

[Anonymous No.50439910]

>>50439835
you mean bet on red again

[Anonymous No.50439912]

Put all excess cash in an index fund like SPY or VTI so you can at least collect dividends and not get fucked by inflation. Plan to spend two weeks traveling in poor parts of Asia. Maybe you'll even move there, low cost of living and no annoying Americans to annoy you

[Anonymous No.50439931]

>>50439799
TLDR

>I'm privilaged
>I want all of these
>tell me a shortcut to get it

[Anonymous No.50439934]

>>50439889
Sorry to be such a bummer, but if the first thing you're thinking about when you have the money is a car, believe me, you're gonna have a bad life.

[Anonymous No.50439955]

>>50439891
May have to do that, let a young man dream though.
>>50439895
I’m not sure why you say that, the car is hella fast and the 911 turbo looks really nice, though hate the fact it got permanent wing on it. Reason I say 911 Carra is to get used to a 911.

>>50439912
Gotta have a few hundred thousand to do that, after all I’d need to earn money, also pussy is not worth more than money,

[Anonymous No.50439973]

>>50439934
No I’m thinking up a roadmap and how to get there, let’s say you were right what should I be thinking about instead ?

[Anonymous No.50440050]

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[Anonymous No.50440067]

>>50439799
lrn2code and get a well paying job or build something that makes you money
>inb4 noooo learning to code is a meme you won't get a job because of muh H1B pajeets

[Anonymous No.50440068]

>>50439973
OP listen last year your goal was certainly possible. I bought a 2021 corolla($21000) and I was 20 at the time. Unfortunately bull run ended back in may. So you’ll have to wait till the 2025 bullrun(just 3 years) and you’ll spend your 22st living the dream. Please go to college or learn a trade too btw just in case

[Anonymous No.50440078]

>>50440068
*spend our 21st

[Anonymous No.50440383]

>>50440068
Hahaha wisdom oh thank you wise 21yo please share more knowledge

[Anonymous No.50440704]

>>50439799
Train dwarfs to play shit like ultimate champions so they get 12% of the winnings, I don't think they will get mad, they are dwarfs, they are short tempered.

[Anonymous No.50440733]

>18 years old
>No skills
NGMI lmao

If you buy ticker matic every month from your shit job maybe just MAYBE you'll make it by the time you're 25.

[Anonymous No.50441605]

>no shit stocks or crypto
Why not use all the tools you're given?

[Anonymous No.50441653]

wagie cagie who works for someone will never afford what you really want unless you are doctor, IT at fagman or dentist it's either you have to start your own business or try to buy the bottom on stocks/crypto with the cash you saved up. You can also try dealing drugs but not everyone can pull it off without going to jail

[Anonymous No.50442153]

>>50439799
buy chainlink faggot

[Anonymous No.50443657]

>>50439799
>Buy a plot of land in the desert
>buy several yurts
>Buy ads on instagram offering an indie band music festval venue
>let bands and producers charge admission, you get a percentage.
>They pay for the venue for a day or a weekend
>Their shitty bands play
>You can invite food trucks and charge them or not
>sell alcohol
or
Just buy a food truck and do something new
>Park it downtown at 5:00am
>sell cereal in a cup with a spoon and toppings like sliced banana, strawberry, or granola
>Sell coffee, each coffee comes with a free donut stick. Have heat sleeves made with a little compartment on the side

>Buy an inflatable screen and high end digital projector
>rent it to schools and municipal Parks departments

Wait 6 months to a year then buy up foreclosed homes that will flood the market.

Just off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.50443777]

>>50439799
Well, first, get out of fucking California and second, get outside and touch grass because 4chan isn't typically the best avenue of advice.

[Anonymous No.50443791]

>>50439889
wait your turn, now that you have a goal in mind go out and work hard. if you only want things but dont want to work hard this is a meme. find out whats a high paying job go to school if need be get the job and acquire porsche. ive had two 911s they are nice but im indifferent about it now

[Anonymous No.50445406]

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[Anonymous No.50446153]

>>50439799
The best is to invest in real estate and flip it after sometimes, you can even pay in crypto Utrust has several merchants
> Or wait for the bull run to gamble with Memecoin

[Anonymous No.50446290]

>>50439910
This, lol

[Anonymous No.50446311]

play video games
scratch that, play P2E games
scratch that, play P2E NFT games
and use your earnings and invest in more crypto
then wait for market to get better (trust me it will)
then wait for biden (he/him) to get that dollar even more up
use that time to play some esports like P2E game like maybe Time Raiders
use its earning to invest in more crypto
>success

[Anonymous No.50446559]

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[Anonymous No.50446698]

Move to a big city where you can actually get a job that isn’t shit, and hot women will be there also. Mary one once you get cash, then move somewhere rural where your money goes further and your kids won’t grow up like city retards.

[Anonymous No.50446773]

>>50439799
Elliot?

[Anonymous No.50446827]

>>50446153
Real estate now accepts crypto payment, that's a great adoption right there
>>50439799
Go gamble at the casino, get into trouble

[Anonymous No.50447313]

>>50439799
Do you need a Porsche to fuck an Asian woman

[Anonymous No.50447351]

>>50447313
My wife is Asian, I fucked her first before buying a Porsche

[Anonymous No.50447379]

>>50439955
I bought my Porsche 911 Turbo when I was 22 years old

[Anonymous No.50447403]

>>50446827
Fortera and several real estate merchants accept crypto payment Via Utrust.
Real estate is part of my retirement plan

[Anonymous No.50447510]

>>50446773
Difference is I’m 100% white and 6ft tall and don’t have rich parents and I’m not making stupid rants.
>>50447313
Yes and no, I just like the interior of it compared to other cars I’ve tried which is not many, also it’s fast and a daily.
>>50447379
Did you spend all your money on the Porsche ? If not how did you get the assets to pay for it, that’s a $200k car unless you bought it used .

[Anonymous No.50447552]

>>50439799
show me your bussy boi hehehe

[Anonymous No.50447581]

>>50447379
a wild schluchtenscheißer appears

[Anonymous No.50447584]

>>50447510
I spent like 8% of my networth at the time. It was a 70k car used. I bought Chainlink early. Also white women are the best. Ive had sex with every race

[Anonymous No.50447631]

>>50447581
Lol first time I heard that word XD

[Anonymous No.50447863]

>>50447584
Congrats, unfortunately I don’t have good luck with stocks, so I’m not going to dip into crypto. Trying my hand in realestate though a recession is coming up.

[Anonymous No.50447941]

>>50447863
I will tell you honestly: The car and the woman make you happy. Happiness comes from within when you do something with your Life that you enjoy. But absolutely go buy as much Chainlink as you can right now it is criminally undervalued.

[Anonymous No.50447982]

>>50447941
holy kek I meant the car and the women WONT make you happy

[Anonymous No.50448531]

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[Anonymous No.50448663]

>>50439955
>>50439799
>hella fast
>18 year old in California working at a zogslop restaurant
Latinx spotted

[Anonymous No.50448737]

>>50447584
I’ve met a lot of white guys in California, who due to the lack of whites in their area become chink fetishists.

[Anonymous No.50449218]

>and no shit stocks or crypto
enjoy missing out forever with your mcjob then

buy qom if you change your mind by the way, never too late lol

[Anonymous No.50449840]

>>50439799
This is not your personal blog