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[Anonymous No.50431225]

Cooking takes 2 hours , 1 hour to clean up and a meal that wont even fill you up

vs

Entire platter deliver to you in 30 minutes and probably 100x better. Clean up is less then 1 minute

[Anonymous No.50431255]

>>50431225
Just say you don't know anything about nutrition and go.

[Anonymous No.50431287]

i'm forced to cook to maintain my male model body, too much oil and salt in take out

[Anonymous No.50431298]

>>50431225
> Cooking takes 2 hours , 1 hour to clean up
name one thing you've cooked before

[Anonymous No.50431315]

>>50431287
what are you? some eceleb fag?

[Anonymous No.50431337]

>>50431225
I order a fair amount of delivery but this is absolute cope. You can cook enough food for a week in two hours if you have some basic skills. If you can't cook meat, sauté vegetables, and cook rice in a way which is appetizing as an adult you are a failure or an idiot.

[Anonymous No.50431363]

>>50431225
>Cooking takes 2 hours
ingredient prep is 15 min max for complex meals, after that you just let it cook/roast/boil whatever and wait until it's done
>1 hour to clean up
bruh I hand wash all my dishes and even after a big cookout for several people it doesn't take more than 10 min
>and a meal that wont even fill you up
make a bigger meal?

[Anonymous No.50431369]

>>50431225
the absolute and utter state of this manchild board

[Anonymous No.50431386]

>>50431225
Remeber
No tipping

[Anonymous No.50431387]

>>50431315
Not everyone was born ugly with dark skin.

[Anonymous No.50431407]

>>50431225
Better to cook for half the price and double the quality, fat fuck

[Anonymous No.50431424]

>>50431225
just admit that you're utterly reliant on other people to take care of your most basic needs (while you cope and LARP as if your time is "worth more" than the time it takes to cook a meal, which we both know is untrue as evident by your posting on 4chan.)

[Anonymous No.50431488]

>>50431225
Pure cope. A good meal can take as little as 30 minutes, and if you soak the pots in water immediately after plating the food, clean up is 5 minutes or less.

Cooking at home is cheaper, healthier, and cathadic. I love experimenting with new flavor combinations and cooking methods. I have been trying different spices in the mortar and pestle and adding it in dishes right before the meal is done, it adds such an absolute flavor explosion that I have not experienced even at 5 star restaurants.

[Anonymous No.50431545]

>>50431225
>Cooking takes 2 hours , 1 hour to clean up and a meal that wont even fill you up
you've never cooked before in your life

[Anonymous No.50431570]

>>50431488
>it adds such an absolute flavor explosion that I have not experienced even at 5 star restaurants

Massive cope and overestimation of skills. If it’s that easy to cook 5 star quality dishes why don’t you just start your own restaurant, become a master chef and make 6-7 figs? Or even easier just give cooking tips on YouTube if you’re that good. Can guarantee if I tried your dishes it would be mediocre at best that I could get way better at a local restaurant. Cocky faggots like you always overestimate how good you are thinking you can actually compare to 5 star restaurants, get the fuck outta here with that shit

[Anonymous No.50431568]

>>50431225
Pottage from red lentils with sausages to make takes 30 minutes maximum. I eat it from the pan. It's enough for 2 meals (3 if you eat it with bread). It's fucking delicious.
Put enough garlic, onions and hot chili in it and you will have orgasm!

[Anonymous No.50431590]

>>50431287
Everything canned and frozen has too much salt

[Anonymous No.50431598]

>>50431570
>muh local restaurant
i bet it's crap and doesn't compare to a good homemade meal

[Anonymous No.50431614]

Whole lotta /ck/ fags in here. No wonder y'all poor. Cooking is for women faggots

[Anonymous No.50431630]

I'm friends with a restaurant health inspector. He says don't eat at restaurants.

[Anonymous No.50431635]

>>50431424
/thread

[Anonymous No.50431657]

>>50431225
when im too lazy to prep my lunches for the week, I just buy some frozen veggies and a few tissy chickens then put it in tupperware. takes 10 minutes, costs $15 for the week, and is pretty healthy

[Anonymous No.50431661]

>>50431545
OP’s meal would take 2 hours, and would be grossly inefficient to buy all those materials without planning well ahead to be consuming them all week. Anyone who says otherwise is bullshitting. Cooking is fucked up, but I recognize it must be done to save cash.

[Anonymous No.50431668]

>>50431225
I got married and haven't made myself a meal in 6 years. Honestly just do this.

[Anonymous No.50431757]

>>50431661
>>50431661
a stir fry takes like half an hour at best. stop making yourself look like a dumbass

[Anonymous No.50431831]

>>50431225
I enjoy cooking and most of the things I make are better than the frugal take-out equivalent. It's time to grow up anon

[Anonymous No.50431861]

>>50431668
This
Marry a virgin under the age of 25 and life takes care of itself

[Anonymous No.50431869]

>>50431225
If it takes you two hours to cook dinner I’m left with no choice but to accept that you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.50431982]

>>50431614
>>50431668
My new gf offers to cook me breakfast and dinner everyday. It’s very comfy. Just get a wife/gf that cooks for you while you take care more of important stuff like you know, actually making money and pursuing your passions/goals
>>50431869
>just eat basic ass chicken and rice for every meal bro

If you actually want both variety and quality in your food some meals are gonna take 1-2 hours or more faggot, you ever hear of slow roasting and other time consuming dishes like that? Not all of us want to eat like poor college students or early 20 year olds eating the same basic ass shit for every meal
>>50431661
At least this anon is realistic and gets it

[Anonymous No.50432016]

>>50431225
fuck you fatty
cooking takes two hours because you'll make 20 healthy meals at once, not 1.

[Anonymous No.50432077]

>>50431657
cute pics, good work ai.

[Anonymous No.50432125]

>>50431570
It's really not that hard. Fresh ingredients, fresh herbs, fresh spices, and correct cooking technique can easily skyrocket the meal into 5 star territory.

I don't want to be a chef, I feel like if I got paid to do this, I would end up hating it.

[Anonymous No.50432175]

>>50431225
>Cooking takes 2 hours
How

>>50431488
Checked

[Anonymous No.50432176]

lmao a thread full of brokie copesters who cannot afford take away every day, imagine being so fucking broke lmao y’all nigs

[Anonymous No.50432351]

>>50431630
Where, in mutt land? I've been to lots of restaurants in Europe and they seem fine.

[Anonymous No.50432508]

>>50431225
Have you considered that some people enjoy cooking and it's a great life skill for everyone to learn? If you wanna be a manchild your whole life then go ahead and order out every day for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.50432598]

>>50431287
nice fakes
but you will never be white

[Anonymous No.50432629]

>>50431225
My wife cooks for me lol

[Anonymous No.50432715]

It's the principle for me. I will cook my own food period. And the nutrition is much better.

[Anonymous No.50432906]

>>50432351
>>50431630
I have friends and relatives who have worked at restaurants and I can confirm.
>they seem fine.
You won't know until you've spent an entire workday inside their kitchen
By the way, McDonalds and KFC kitchens won't seem bad after you spend a few weeks working in the kitchens of a few five-star restaurants
Also, kitchen staff fucking up meals of customers who complain in all sorts of disgusting ways isn't just a meme from comedy flicks

[Anonymous No.50432910]

>>50432598
Whiter than your entire family

[Anonymous No.50433016]

>>50431225
It doesn't take 2 hours to make what comes in that platter. That includes purchasing the ingredients.

[Anonymous No.50433037]

>>50431614
Based retard

[Anonymous No.50433040]

>redditors seething itt
Stay mad hos

[Anonymous No.50433088]

>>50431225
I dunno about you but anything I cook is better than anything I can order for under $50. I wish I had the time to cook more often.

[Anonymous No.50433109]

>>50432125
Bullshit. It takes talent and an understanding of cooking theory to skyrocket meals into actual 5 star territory. Hundreds of hours spent in actual study or many times that spent watching cooking shows and experimenting in the kitchen.

You are overestimating how easy it is to do or don't quite grock what a 5 star meal is. 5 stars involves plating, playing with textures, and perfectly balancing ingredients so that your diner feels like it'd be disrespectful to modify the meal even if they feel like they'd rather eat something different.

3 stars is easy to throw together if you have talent. 4 stars takes experience, working knowledge, and theoretical foundations. 5 takes both and planning/time.

That platter in OP's post is 1 star if the flavour isn't there. 2 to 2.5 stars if it's pleasing to eat while sober.

[Anonymous No.50433227]

>>50431287
>mens jewelry
only a homo would take something that was once a man’s utilitarian tool and turn it into this useless, gaudy, feminine symbol of perceived status.
I hate watch fags, go get a little necklace too while you’re at it, homo

[Anonymous No.50433232]

>>50433109
Your not ordering takeout from 5 star restaurants.

You have way more time to cook compared to restaurants rushing shit.

You can cook specifically to your taste.

[Anonymous No.50433275]

>>50431225
Have you thought about not cooking like a retard faggot?

[Anonymous No.50433302]

>>50431568
pls gib recipe

[Anonymous No.50433468]

Pretty much anything can be done as a service and makes more sense financially (cleaning, cooking, lawn service, payroll, you name it). I enjoy having someone do those things for me as much as anyone but honestly, who the fuck can't cook for themselves? I just made lemon basil chicken, sautéed carrots and potato salad from scratch and it only took me about 50 mins with eating and cleanup included. Nutrition is better, meal was cheaper and my family was literally high fiving about what a successful meal we were able to throw together so quickly. Cooking is special. people cook for others to show love and hospitality. Cooking for yourself is self love. Save eating out for times when you're too tired and hungry to do it yourself or when you just want something you aren't great at cooking yet. But remember to do for yourself or you will lose your ability to.

[Anonymous No.50433528]

>>50432176
Funny, coming from a nigger.

[Anonymous No.50433564]

>>50433109
We're talking about cooking at home here, I'm talking about 5 star flavor. If you really want some pretentious plating with microgreens and parsley exploded on the plate, then pay $100-$300 a plate. I'm talking about reverse searing steak, immersion blending dried peppers for real chili, using fresh ingrediants, simple shit that will skyrocket your meals at home. Different cutting techniques to get the perfect texture too, realizing humans prefer multiple requires in a food item like crunchy and soft. It really isn't that hard, not sure why you're seething about it.

[Anonymous No.50433581]

I hate cooking in the summer because it jacks up the temp in my cuckbox and causes the A/C to run nonstop

[Anonymous No.50433621]

>>50433468
>people cook for others to show love and hospitality. Cooking for yourself is self love.
wisdom
reading your post made me smile

[Anonymous No.50433645]

>>50431225
Get a rice cooker
>rice
>water
>fish
> frozen veggies

Literally throw it all in the rice cooker, and hit the button. And you have a bowl of rice and fish with veggies season with garlic, ginger and fish sauce. Minimal effort easy as fuck.

If I feel like being fancy I'll make carbonara which doesn't take long to make either.

[Anonymous No.50433690]

I literally spend 45min every 3 days and making dinner in boxes for next days. Fast, cheap, healthy and super tasty

[Anonymous No.50433723]

>>50431570
Restaurant cooking is difficult because you have to manage a fuckton of orders

[Anonymous No.50433743]

i find chopping and dicing vegetables to be highly meditative
it's obvious people who have no patience for cooking are depressed

[Anonymous No.50433790]

>>50433621
:)

[Anonymous No.50433798]

>>50432176
>that ID

YOU JUST KNOW

[Anonymous No.50433821]

>>50431225
Cook 3 days worth of meals, 2 times a week. Cheat day Sunday. No heart failure later on.

[Anonymous No.50433876]

>>50431225
>Cooking takes 2 hours , 1 hour to clean up
20-40 minutes to make dinner and 10 minutes of clean up at worst, usually like a minute because I clean shit while the food is cooking. Git gud.
>won't fill you up
Just cook bigger portions.
>probably 100x better
Yeah I bet that msg and corn syrup taste real good, it's to die for.

[Anonymous No.50433936]

cooking is another bell curve phenomenon
poorfags and richfags cook while midwits eat out all the time then get diabetes and die

[Anonymous No.50433952]

>>50431225
>Cooking takes 2 hours
LOL.
>Entire platter deliver to you in 30 minutes
A full meal can be cooked in this time.

[YHWH loves you (the person reading this post) No.50433976]

>>50433468
>Cooking is special. people cook for others to show love and hospitality. Cooking for yourself is self love
That's beautiful anon... so very true.

[Anonymous No.50434015]

>>50433109
>5 stars involves plating
>I NEED TO MASSIVELY OVERPAY SOME GUY THAT WENT TO A SPECIAL SCHOOL TO ARRANGE MY FOOD IN AN AUTISTICALLY SPECIFIC MANNER OR OT WON'T TASTE GOOD
Lmao get the fuck out of here you fucking fruit.

[Anonymous No.50434111]

>>50431225
the only time i can remember saying "wow this is good" when getting eating out is when i got jamaican from a local, non-franchise place. homemade food, if you know to the slightest extent what you're doing, is so far superior to restaurant food in every regard. and it's cheaper 9/10 times. you are retarded. keep slurping that industrial refuse

[Anonymous No.50434161]

>>50434015
> tfw you don't care about the texture of the food on your tongue

kek

[Anonymous No.50434237]

>>50431225
that shawarma looks fucking good. Cleaning doesn't take two hours, but making something like shawarma usually does.

[Anonymous No.50434282]

>>50431225
yeah, i’d rather eat food with no spit in it but you do you mate

[Anonymous No.50434287]

>>50433936
what do you like to eat anon? I have been losing weight for a bit now and it's been a lot of oatmeal, vegetables, fruit and chicken but man I'm starting to get tired of it. and I only drink vodka sodas... (with two limes thank you very much!)

[Anonymous No.50434368]

>>50433936
I'm inclined to agree. My mother in law thinks she's too good for almost anything but she still cooks for herself when she's not eating at a five star restaurant in Columbia or Costa Rica.

[Anonymous No.50434399]

>>50431225
>Cooking takes 2 hours
you are retarded
>1 hour to clean up
you are retarded
>meal that wont even fill you up
you are fat

>vs Entire platter deliver to you in 30 minutes and probably 100x better. Clean up is less then 1 minute
We dont care keep waging for tips delivery cuck

[Anonymous No.50434419]

>>50431225
make your a gf/wife wear this and demand she cook for you. Cheap, effortless and entertaining.

[Anonymous No.50434449]

>>50431387
you're ugly with white skin

[Anonymous No.50434482]

>>50434287
i eat like a peasant, vegetables either boiled in soup or steamed with sauce, lots of rice for the carbs otherwise my brain gets foggy, and chicken to get that flat lean abs
i add turmeric and black pepper in the rice for the mood lifting effect
>how do you eat like that?
if you know metaphysics then you know that sexual desire and appetite is one and the same, no sex then you will overeat and crave "delicious" food, lots of sex then no desire to eat food other than for physical nourishment purpose

[Anonymous No.50434520]

>>50434482
>i eat like a peasant, vegetables either boiled in soup or steamed with sauce, lots of rice for the carbs otherwise my brain gets foggy, and chicken to get that flat lean abs
>i add turmeric and black pepper in the rice for the mood lifting effect

nice nice so you eat pretty lean of course that explains your great physique

>if you know metaphysics then you know that sexual des--

shhhh anon. shhhhh.

[Anonymous No.50434574]

>>50433227
I bet you are one of those blue collar poorfags who spit on the street to act manly

[Anonymous No.50434632]

>>50434574
Im as white collar d as you can be, i just am calling feminine behavior when I see it

[Anonymous No.50435020]

>>50431225
It takes less than 30 minutes to cook and clean up a really good meal. Cooking is enjoyable and relaxing. Cost like $7 and can be seen as wind down time.

[Anonymous No.50435047]

>>50431287
I only cook at home with oil and salt. It's why people cooking at home think their food taste like shit. They don't follow basic flavour rules of salt, fat, sugar.

[Anonymous No.50435073]

>>50435020
>It takes less than 30 minutes to cook and clean up a really good meal.
You are a big retard, the meal in the pic would take 11/2 hours atleast

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.50435186]

>>50435073
Not even. You could make all that in 15 minutes. Clearly you actually have zero idea how to cook. You probably grow up on fast food.

The meat youd do in a slow cooker. Take you like 10 minutes of actual time and you'd have a huge tub of it to either freeze or munch on for a few days.

[Anonymous No.50435203]

>>50433876
>msg and corn syrup
I add salt, fat and sugar to all my meals now and they always takes amazing. I don't even care about eating healthier.

[Anonymous No.50435313]

>>50435073
>rice takes 15 mintutes
>while rice cooks saute the rest
>20 minutes later eat

[Anonymous No.50435349]

>>50431225
wtf is that slop, How many unwashed minority hands were involved in making it, and how many of the ingredients were not only low tier quality but also well past their expiration date?

[Anonymous No.50435366]

>>50435186
11 year old whose mom makes dinner every night spotted. Making shawarma from scratch takes about 30 minutes to an hour to prep, and that's not getting into cook time for the chicken, dough/na'an, toum, falafel, and hummus. Good food takes time. Go be a nigger elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.50435389]

>>50431568
>2 maybe 3 meals
In burgerland that's barely an appetizer.

[Anonymous No.50435413]

>>50432598
It must be a mental struggle to think about niggers all the time

[Anonymous No.50435433]

>>50431225
I hate you faggots so much that rationalize goyslop.

One of my coworkers says all kinds of literal lies to justify them never cooking.

One thing I could not believe was
>restaurants have access to the best ingredients and that makes their food taste better
I could not believe how fucking stupid this person was. As if somehow restaurants have a restaurants only store where they can only buy certain type of food. When in reality restaurants by the shittiest and cheapest ingredients, throw it in a pan or a fryer, cover it in MSG, salt, and butter, and then have retards buy it for 10x the cost of creation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgPWagogzYA

[Anonymous No.50435436]

>>50431225
yes but several people get the opportunity to cum in ur food

[Anonymous No.50435476]

Nigger faggots keep cooking your goyslop

[Anonymous No.50435515]

you are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.50435562]

>>50435515
Yum

[Anonymous No.50435605]

>>50432910
cope negroid
>>50435413
it's tiresome to see them posting on the internet

[Anonymous No.50435626]

>>50431225
You will never be independent

[Anonymous No.50435723]

>>50433976
COOK ME SOMETHING, WOMAN (female with vagina)

[Anonymous No.50435796]

>>50431488
>hitler thinks he can cook

[Anonymous No.50435827]

[Anonymous No.50435935]

>>50431568
That sounds good, got a recipe?

[Anonymous No.50436047]

>>50431488
Based Iron Chef Hitler

[Anonymous No.50436060]

>>50435515
yummyyy

[Anonymous No.50437744]

>>50434632
>white collar “as can be”
>doesn’t at least wear a seiko or better

You are lying out your ass. You work in tech or another t-shirt industry. So do I, but I don’t larp as a white collar. Tech is a glorified trade

[Anonymous No.50437905]

get an air fryer. it makes cooking so much easier, has a timer, accurate temps, rinse tray and bucket off for five minutes in hot water. ive had some of the best meals in a while from my air fryer. Cutting and prepping flavors get quicker with practice and good tools.

[Anonymous No.50437937]

>>50431255
Japs live on sushi.

[Anonymous No.50438609]

>>50433468
>>50433621
>>50433976
>muh self love
Only faggot beta cucks need to masturbate. Real CHADS smash puss.

[Anonymous No.50438667]

>>50431225
What the fuck are you talking about? Just sear a steak or chicken breast and throw it on some mixed greens. Unironically takes 20 min with 10 min cleanup. Also just make more and put it in the fridge and eat later.

OP is a retard

[Anonymous No.50440076]

>>50435827
post body richanon

[Anonymous No.50440097]

>>50435413
Honestly

[Anonymous No.50440700]

>>50432016
My mother-in-law eats like a retarded child.

>cuts up her shit and then drops the knife and switches her fork to her right hand
>raises fork arm with the elbow pointing all the way up and out
>dives her head down at the same time with her face somehow still facing directly towards me
>gaping mouth wide open with her tongue somewhat protruding as she plunges the fork into her mouth in a desperate but vain attempt to keep half the shit she piled on there from falling
>despite all this still manages to spill on herself every single meal and perpetually have sauce in the corner of her mouth
>stuffs her mouth first and then lets out the third food-splattered "enjoy your meal" of that sitting
>when she's done she sits there all slouched with her head resting on both hands like a sulking 12-y-o

Every fucking time, some day I'm gonna snap.

[Anonymous No.50440708]

>>50431225
finally somebody gets it

[Anonymous No.50441234]

>>50438667
You need to buy the greens, cut them up, clean the cutting board etc
I cook for myself a lot but undeniably it is some effort, though not 2 h

[Anonymous No.50441244]

>>50431225
It doesn't, it doesnt and it will
>platter of lukewarm food for 10 times what it would cost to make it
perfect little slave, lazy and devoid of any skill, totally dependent on shekels for every aspect of his life

[Anonymous No.50441297]

>>50435827
Please post more pics of your jailbait gf

[Anonymous No.50441492]

>>50431225
>Cooking takes 2 hours , 1 hour to clean up
What are you cooking that takes so long? That's longer than when I make pizza from scratch.

[Anonymous No.50441612]

>>50431255
Eat some vitamin pills and a salad on top of that. Simple as

[Anonymous No.50442143]

>>50431668
You will not gaslight me into falling for the marriage meme.

[Anonymous No.50442200]

>>50431225
i eat mostly meat. sometimes cooking means putting a steak in a pan for 2 minutes each side. that's it. I make food in less than 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.50442211]

wow that makes no fukken sense lol

[Anonymous No.50442217]

>>50431225
if you make $0 an hour u should cook for yourself. if you make $100 an hour you should not. its economics 101

[Anonymous No.50442273]

>>50433302
>>50435935
Jfc it's literally lentils boiled in stock with generic onion fried, spice etc. Don't need a recipe.

[Anonymous No.50442294]

>>50431225
wtf is this pig slop

[Anonymous No.50442319]

>>50431225
How does it take you one hour to clean up, let alone the two hours it apparently takes you to cook?

Learn to do meal prep and stop spilling everything.

[Anonymous No.50442342]

>>50442217
>if you make $100 an hour you should not.
It depends. Not everything is a value proposition. If you enjoy it/it is an interest then.. it's different.
>But you can just go somewhere and buy it.
Yes, but my favourite cook will never be unavailable because it's me.

[Anonymous No.50442365]

>>50431225
Im a bodybuilder so I don’t eat takeout more than once a month(if that).

>2 hours to cook
Okay so you’re either a fat teenager or just retarded. I cook/portion a weeks worth of food and clean up in about an hour. That’s 1(one) hour of my entire week spent to save hundreds of dollars, give my body adequate nutrition, and don’t have to deal with nonwhites handling my food.

[Anonymous No.50442393]

>>50431225
>the goyslop meme is real
fuck bros I thought it was a joke

[Anonymous No.50442503]

Get a rice cooker, crockpot, and air fryer. I just make a huge pot of rice and eat it over a few days. It’s as easy as rinsing the rise, putting it in the pot with water, and pushing a button. I buy 20lb bags at a time.

Whenever chicken or meat is on sale, I buy a bunch and freeze it in quart sized bags, then thaw what I need in the microwave by day.

This saves me a huge amount of time and money. Unrelated, but I only use reverse osmosis filtered water for cooking and cast iron skillets.

[Anonymous No.50442587]

>>50442503
How do you prevent the rice from spoiling?

[Anonymous No.50442766]

>>50441244
>I'll trade you my cow for 16 bushels of tomatoes

Clearly the superior way of life.

[Anonymous No.50442850]

>>50431225

I could easily make over 6 servings of that meal in an hour. <10 min each. Probably for less than $3-4 per meal. It would taste better than store too and be healthier.

[Anonymous No.50442970]

>>50431225
>probably 100x better
No way fag. I taught myself to cook from age 12 (because mom is a terrible cook). There were a handful of meals that were better than mine and those only in fancy restaurants or because they take days of prep. Just fucking make meals every day and in a year or two you will never want to order again.