/GME/ - Hana Judgement Day Mode Monday Edition

[Anonymous No.50428902]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50426665

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.50428911]

>>50428902
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,153.750B, 95P = 22.671B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,190.375B, 98P = 22.351B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.50428951]

Wagmi.

[Anonymous No.50428958]

Ken Griffin... your days are numbered.

[Anonymous No.50428976]

you know what it do

[Anonymous No.50428977]

>>50428958
Narrator: But he didn't

[Anonymous No.50428980]

check the 5 day

[Anonymous No.50428982]

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50428911
Checked! Comfy thread will commence now.

[Anonymous No.50428993]

I need some hopium lads

We still on track for a sweet couple millions per share
Or is this still just a dream because unprecedented situation

[Anonymous No.50428994]

Free NFT giveaway 100 seething retard NFTs 1 free kek with every transfer

[Anonymous No.50429006]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50428911
Mashallah 9/11 checked

[Anonymous No.50429013]

>>50428994
jannies banned me for posting my eth adress

[Anonymous No.50429015]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50429022]

kek niggies

[Anonymous No.50429025]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50429029]

>>50428993
>needing hopium
>literally days before the split dividend

[Anonymous No.50429034]

>>50429013
Use phone then kek jannies

[Anonymous No.50429041]

>>50429015
>>50429022
>>50429029
Kek crypto baggies

[Eemji No.50429042]

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50428911
Checked

[Anonymous No.50429053]

>>50428994
ayo gibsmedat
0x957Ba0308ad9d3e0210dEfF900f1dc2cBc962B3a

[Anonymous No.50429058]

$150 EOD.
Screen cap this.

[Anonymous No.50429068]

>>50428902
Poppi

[Anonymous No.50429073]

>>50429029
Yes
Split isnt causing moass so i need hopium

[Anonymous No.50429077]

>>50429058
don't need to, this thread will last to market close

[Anonymous No.50429083]

>>50429058
I'll give you a brojob if you're right
screen cap this

[Anonymous No.50429084]

>t-minus 3 minutes to [Heart breaker]
Smoke up boys

[Anonymous No.50429093]

>>50429077
Checked and no it wont!

[Anonymous No.50429112]

>>50429053
Done

[Anonymous No.50429114]

>>50428982
>>50429006 90 06
>>50429042
WGAMI.

>>50429068
Yes.

[Anonymous No.50429127]

it's time

[Anonymous No.50429137]

>>50429058
A man can dream.

[Anonymous No.50429146]

>>50428994
hahahaha fucking hell anon send me a good one please, lots of seethe preferably (fuck you janny piece of shit, no one is begging)

0xa11279A144AE0a80fB243645D9ccD447FA76d4E6

[Anonymous No.50429157]

>>50429058
I'd settle for 148.88

[Anonymous No.50429159]

>>50429137
a boy has the RIGHT to dream

[Anonymous No.50429162]

>>50429029
the crabbing is concerning
it should rise more aggressively and break 200
it's fucking bullshit how (((they))) continue to pump amc and crypto while suppressing gme

[Anonymous No.50429164]

You really had to do it fat bastard piece of shit

[Anonymous No.50429175]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are running out of "pump"
We've exhausted our "pump reserves" trying to break through $150
I think a swift "de-pumping" might be imminent
Hedge funds know we're running on "pump fumes" at this point
They will try every trick in the book to "de-pumpulate" GME
We've desperately got to find some "spare pump" in the next few days
Say a "pump prayer" for Gamestop bros

[Anonymous No.50429181]

How do you think AMC is beating out GME so badly today? Do you think maybe...Kek! Do you think maybe you Cats were just a bit too cocky about this Fucking stock?

[Anonymous No.50429188]

15 vx gas rockets into the heart of San Francisco yiu have 48 hours to deliever the divvy or I release my frens

[Anonymous No.50429191]

>>50429175
How's last week's pump tank holding? Any leaks?

[Anonymous No.50429192]

>>50429181
if you love AMC so much why don't you own any shares in it?

[Anonymous No.50429197]

>>50429162
Kek collateralies

[Anonymous No.50429198]

Reminder that Rothschild is pronounced Rot-shild, not fucking Rofs-child.

[Anonymous No.50429201]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50429211]

>>50429175
>>50429191
Im all out of Flex Seal so i hope anon is lying

[Anonymous No.50429219]

>>50429114
Poppi is a qt3.14

[Anonymous No.50429225]

SPY must die. This gay faggy pumped up market is giving me plungie fatigue.

[Anonymous No.50429232]

shills think they know how much pump gas is left in the tanks
they have no clue
they think we used up all the pump gas in one go

[Anonymous No.50429233]

Power hour.
Let's see if they can dump it below 140 this time.
Not sure what good it will do, but bless the fools for trying.

[Anonymous No.50429239]

>banned for advertising

Lol jannies you cannot break the chain

Buuuuuum bum badadabum bum bum

You'll never break the chain!

[Anonymous No.50429243]

>>50429198
That has been debunked
Captcha: 000 JK

[Anonymous No.50429247]

>>50429013
>>50429053
>>50429034
LOL
seethe jannies

[Anonymous No.50429257]

>>50429219
Amazingly well done Robot character

[Anonymous No.50429278]

>>50429257
I hold for poppi.

One day I will have the resources to make her real.

[Anonymous No.50429287]

Hello. I was wondering if MOASS is programmed for today.
It would be cool if it was.

[Anonymous No.50429292]

>>50429219
>>50429257
Judgement Day mode is a really amusing name.

>>50429278
>One day I will have the resources to make her real.
Do it.

[Anonymous No.50429295]

Split dividend isn't causing the MOASS. What do we do now!?

[Anonymous No.50429299]

>>50428902
Bless you, baker!

[Anonymous No.50429301]

Is there any difference between buying gme today vs tomorrow? It's still the same bang for your buck? If anything price tanks tomorrow after sell off and my 145 dollars buys like 5 shares Vs 4 today?

[Anonymous No.50429302]

>>50429295
where is your proof?

[Anonymous No.50429304]

I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.

I'm here on the boards of /gme/ at 4channel.org, where a vicious beast called "the janitor" lurks in the shadows. His diet consists of hot pockets, and he spends most of his time jerking off to blacked on his anime body pillow which is why he leaves cuck threads up. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure him out, to see his fabled sting. Also known as a "ban", the janitor's sting can hurt for up to 3 days on average, but in rare cases, have had residual effects for a lifetime. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the janitor is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sting.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Janny... you're a nigger.

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

[Anonymous No.50429306]

>>50429292
Its going to be Judgement Day very soon.

[Anonymous No.50429308]

>>50429013
>>50429239
Uh oh, Somebodies upset.
JANNY ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK JANNY?

[Anonymous No.50429318]

>>50428902
Source of image please is it official or fan? Looks great

[Anonymous No.50429319]

Did Ryan already go to Publix and get us something?

[Anonymous No.50429320]

$250,000,000 EoD checkum

[Anonymous No.50429328]

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

[Anonymous No.50429332]

>>50429319
Yes

[Anonymous No.50429341]

>>50429319
I think he may have dumped his APPL and will be buying GME???

[Anonymous No.50429362]

>>50429295

[Anonymous No.50429364]

>>50429306
I want a maid robot like that little furball guy has.

[Anonymous No.50429366]

>>50429301
the shares don't go out until thursday
If you buy tomorrow you get the shares and then on thursday the dividend shares will go the whoever you bought it from and then get transferred to you. YOu won't lose money buying shares this week that'd be retarded
all you're really asking is when to buy and the answer is now, faggot

[Anonymous No.50429367]

>>50429318
Fanart.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99609559

[Anonymous No.50429378]

>>50429364
nothing is given to you in this world, you must take it for yourself.

[Anonymous No.50429380]

>>50429304
kek

[Anonymous No.50429390]

Still comfy holding. Anus is fully relaxed. Wagmi.

[Anonymous No.50429391]

Rumor has it that Ken Griffin has a micropenis (I started the rumor)

[Anonymous No.50429392]

>>50429341
If Brian buys a couple million GME... mmmphgfhfhg...

[Anonymous No.50429418]

We are expecting to get at least 2 million shares of GME Class A common stock covered and closed today!

[Anonymous No.50429421]

>>50429378
first we ledge the hedgies, then we get the maid robots

[Anonymous No.50429432]

>>50428902
i'm still confused as to the importance of today versus friday. like what the fuck does it matter if i have shares today versus just buying more friday when the split actually happens? what happens to my shares that are bought in between today and Friday? i'm seeing conflicting things and can't tell what is fud and what isn't

[Anonymous No.50429433]

>>50429392
o

[Anonymous No.50429446]

>>50429418
10 trillion more to go

[Anonymous No.50429451]

>50429418
2 million down, 100 billion+ to go...

[Anonymous No.50429461]

Jokes aside guys, why isn't there a stampede of hedgies desperately trying to close their short positions before one another in anticipation of the split? I thought we'd see a major ramp-up by now...
I'm getting worried that this won't be the catalyst for the MOASS :(

[Anonymous No.50429482]

>>50429433
>>50429341
You think that was him selling at 1:30 today? It was a pretty sudden drop in AAPL.

[Anonymous No.50429489]

>and when MOASS didn't happen, he kept holding

[Anonymous No.50429510]

>>50429482
that was from the hiring slow down news that came out

[Anonymous No.50429516]

>>50429461
They’re about get their heads blown off on Thursday why preemptively kill themselves instead of waiting until the very last minute? Also the fact that they still care about the price while we’re crabbing upwards means they care about margin calls.

[Anonymous No.50429528]

>>50428911
checked
wagwi

[Anonymous No.50429534]

>>50429461
>JUST
>ONE
>MORE
>DAY

[Anonymous No.50429543]

>>50429461

If you haven't figured out that the hedgies will never stop trying to push off the squeeze until the absolute last moment by now, I don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.50429546]

>>50429461
the simple answer is this: if they know they have to eat a shit sandwich no matter what, why would they do it today instead of tomorrow if they had the choice? They do have the choice which is why everyone is choosing to instead delay the inevitable. But the reality is they WILL have to eat the doodoo at some point, they're just putting it off until the very end.

[Anonymous No.50429544]

>>50429432
thats fud people have been spreading. You can buy all week up till the point of the split and you will still get the extra shares

[Anonymous No.50429570]

>>50429461
It’s obviously causing Jews pain.

How much has Citadel lost this year?

[Anonymous No.50429572]

>>50429461
Because they already closed..

[Anonymous No.50429573]

kek jannies
Gibsme your wallet address and I'll send you pic related. This is not begging you tranny jannoid and is not advertising.

[Anonymous No.50429577]

>>50429461
Deep down you know why...you're just in too deep to admit it...

[Anonymous No.50429585]

>50429572
>..
You can't fool me Pajeet

[Anonymous No.50429600]

>>50429572
>closed
Then who is opening up the extra 50k-300k shorts a day?

[Anonymous No.50429612]

*continues holding*

[Anonymous No.50429644]

>>50429612
*continues posing*

[Anonymous No.50429650]

3 days til OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50429676]

>>50429577
this is the real truth here.

[Anonymous No.50429677]

Wow look at that negative beta.

[Anonymous No.50429688]

Ummmm… did we just decouple from SPY?

[Anonymous No.50429696]

>>50429677
Is he in this thread anon?

[Anonymous No.50429699]

>>50429688
>>50429677
*sip*

[Anonymous No.50429700]

>>50429677
No YOU"RE a negative beta!
>This will never not be funny

[Anonymous No.50429711]

Wow look at that neutral sigma

[Anonymous No.50429714]

>>50429677
>negative beta
Can you explain what this means?
And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. It wasn't brains that brought me here; I assure you that.

[Anonymous No.50429718]

>>50429677
>>50429688
>>50429699
>>50429700
Umm

[Anonymous No.50429724]

>>50429677
I thought ginger shill poster lost their job

[Anonymous No.50429728]

>>50429461
>7/22 comes and goes
>splividend does fuck all
>DTCC, Fed, blackcock or whoever the fuck pulls the strings rule change this problem away, because of course they can
>price keeps crabbing for months
>TA and DD fags try to spin FTD bullshit on cringemines
>eventually people lose interest and sell
>"how do I sell my DRSed shares" and "why I am selling" posts replace muh purple rings
>/GME/ finally dies
Good fucking riddance

[Anonymous No.50429737]

>>50429600
Sauce me boss

[Anonymous No.50429740]

>>50429718
WTF....all in a row and all on the same Negative Beta subject (which is also a reference to shills being Negative Betas)

[Anonymous No.50429743]

>>50429728
>eventually people lose interest and sell

[Anonymous No.50429745]

>>50429714
that whole scene was a contrivance be the ceo to explain to kevin spacey's character why they needed to dump assets, not because the ceo was actually in need of an explanation

[Anonymous No.50429752]

>50429728
Imagine knowing this much about the circumstances surrounding holders of a stock you don't own

[Anonymous No.50429755]

Ayyy, I flipped my ETH on the GME wallet back into Loop at just the right time.
Incidentally why in the fuck can't you buy anything on the marketplace in frootLoopzoop if Loopies built the whole backend and the swapping and the wallet and etc? Why can't I see my prices in Luup instead of fucking ETH??

[Anonymous No.50429782]

>>50429755
because beta

[Anonymous No.50429785]

>>50429677
>>50429688
>>50429696
>>50429699
>>50429700
>>50429711
We are rapidly approaching the memetic event horizon.

[Anonymous No.50429786]

I think we ALL know what comes next.

[Anonymous No.50429793]

>>50429728
nice fanfiction

[Anonymous No.50429808]

[Anonymous No.50429809]

Anons the sideways umlaut just flipped positive

[Anonymous No.50429811]

>>50429786
We post balls to get KeK to unleash his fury?

[Anonymous No.50429813]

UMMMM DOT RED

[Anonymous No.50429819]

>>50429785
S'cool

[Anonymous No.50429831]

>>50429714
It measures the volatility of a stock, negative probably means it’s gonna stand still for awhile

[Anonymous No.50429842]

So what is really happening right now?

[Anonymous No.50429844]

if we close above 150 I will suck every dick in this thread

[Anonymous No.50429853]

>>50429844
Checked and BJ pilled

[Anonymous No.50429869]

>>50429461
Most likely because everyone involved gets to keep collecting a paycheck this way, and even if the company goes under, in reality this just means a hit to the egos of the top few people in command - business law is set up so nobody ever has to take any real responsibility, and they can all just take their vast personal wealth and move on. Maybe they'll decide to burn it all down and pay themselves bonuses with the entire company's worth before they fuck off.

[Anonymous No.50429871]

>>50429844
no you wont

[Anonymous No.50429872]

>>50429844
hey buddy, I was here first
>>50429083

[Anonymous No.50429875]

>>50429831
No, it means how much it tracks the wider market. A beta of 1.0 would follow the S&P index almost exactly, negative beta was largely a myth until Jan 21.

[Anonymous No.50429883]

>>50429842
They’re killing the market to continue to crab us. Instead of closing and letting themselves get out into margin call failure territory. Either way this ends soon.

[Anonymous No.50429898]

>>50429844
what’s maximus painius for the week?

[Anonymous No.50429912]

>>50429883
Good... good...

[Anonymous No.50429927]

>>50429898
The feeling of gravity taking over after a hedgie leaps off a ledge.

[Anonymous No.50429929]

>>50429912

[Anonymous No.50429935]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.50429937]

>>50429898
It was $135 this morning.

[Anonymous No.50429939]

>>50429898
20.

[Anonymous No.50429951]

the best thing about beta is its a historical measure. nothing more.

https://www.thestreet.com/memestocks/gme/what-beta-says-about-gamestop-stock

this is a shill article. they did put a "sliver" of truth in there, however. its allllll the way at the bottom

beta is only a good metric when put on a 5y scale.

and yes, we still have negative beta.

[Anonymous No.50429977]

>>50429951
baggy=beta

[Anonymous No.50430018]

>>50429977
baggi=sleepy

[Anonymous No.50430034]

Damn it sure feels like it may kick off before even Thursday.

[Anonymous No.50430054]

I don’t know how many more days they can hide from the normies.

[Anonymous No.50430064]

So what's the cope for next week going to be?

[Anonymous No.50430065]

>Cramer rings opening bell
>SPY finishes -1%

A script written by God Himself

[Anonymous No.50430071]

i got my 200k sell order placed clear the books and pump it

[Anonymous No.50430073]

>>50428911

[Anonymous No.50430084]

>>50430064
That I sold at $158,000 instead of $176,000

[Anonymous No.50430091]

>>50429875
Oh ok, was going by investopedia but I should’ve scrolled more. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.50430093]

>upward crab

[Anonymous No.50430107]

> WAGM- ACK!

[Anonymous No.50430114]

>>50430093
Yup for forever.

[Anonymous No.50430124]

>>50430114
I'm fine with 3% per day forever

[Anonymous No.50430140]

>>50430084
You mean $1'580'000 instead of $10'760'000 right anon?

[Anonymous No.50430156]

Three more trading days. That's it. Three more before a massive gift hits my accounts.
Never thought I would be so excited for some shit as mundane as updating my position spreadsheets. I already made the spots for them, just waiting for the exact cost basis from the broker, don't want to leave it up to my own maths

[Anonymous No.50430158]

>>50429528
>>50430073
WGAMI.

>>50429644
Checked.

>>50430018
>

[Anonymous No.50430165]

You can’t just BRING toys r us back now Kenny

We are coming for everything you have

[Anonymous No.50430169]

fucking market needs to close, I have shit to do

[Anonymous No.50430176]

>>50430165
pathetic

[Anonymous No.50430178]

>>50430124
That'd only take about ten months of trading to get up to a 1000x anyway kek.

[Anonymous No.50430179]

Does anyone have the tesla burn chart around the splits? I seem to have misplaced it

[Anonymous No.50430183]

>>50430165
Dumb mulatto kids don't want physical toys anymore, they want ipads and ps5s

[Anonymous No.50430184]

>>50430165

[Anonymous No.50430187]

>>50430064
t+35, 35 business days after July 22nd so around mid september before things get spicy
>two more months

[Anonymous No.50430190]

>>50430178
imagine routine quarterly splits and a multi-trillion dollar market cap

[Anonymous No.50430194]

Post MOASS I am going to fuck so many tight dolphin puss

[Anonymous No.50430201]

>>50430165
I hope they're changing the business model. I get they were cellar boxed but they don't just pick these stocks out of a hat.

[Anonymous No.50430204]

>I will soon have four times as many shares as I do now
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HNNNNGGGGHH
YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50430205]

>>50430194
Based

[Anonymous No.50430207]

>>50430187
Moass starts on Thursday ah.

[Anonymous No.50430212]

>>50430194

[Anonymous No.50430219]

>>50430194

[Anonymous No.50430226]

>>50430219
Honestly how could they ever think they could defeat us?

[Anonymous No.50430233]

>>50430187
How many "it's crime" seething posts on reddit?

[Anonymous No.50430256]

>>50430204
each of my 100 shares are getting 3 new frens

[Anonymous No.50430260]

Post MOASS I'm gonna slam so much Hippo Hiney and theirs nothing you dolphin fuckers and tight tummy kissers can do about it

[Anonymous No.50430274]

>my buys today are still incredibly green
I am incredibly smug right now

[Anonymous No.50430281]

Moasss is in November

[Anonymous No.50430282]

[Anonymous No.50430283]

>>50430194

[Anonymous No.50430300]

calls on whoever produces the most premier dolphin jelly

[Anonymous No.50430309]

>>50430194
thank you for reminding me of last nights debauchery

>>50419150
>>50418411
>>50418353
>>50418370
>>50418460
>>50418564
>>50418723
you cant run from your sins

[Anonymous No.50430318]

>>50430281
Moass cannot happen after shemita.

[Anonymous No.50430332]

>>50430207
Pretty sure it needs to start now. Because they MUST deposit 3+ extra shares into our accounts by Friday am.

[Anonymous No.50430351]

>>50430309
What's this about... dolphins?

[Anonymous No.50430353]

>>50430332
I’m pretty sure they’re going to wait until their last breaths to actually start closing.

[Anonymous No.50430358]

gme.. rise from your grave

[Anonymous No.50430361]

>>50430318
what is shemita?

[Anonymous No.50430379]

>>50430361
>he doesn't (((know)))

[Anonymous No.50430385]

you mother fuckers TRIPPING if you think anyone is doing a fucking thing before its absolutely needed. T+35 is NOT a meme you fucking tired and fatigued from doing nothing individuals

[Anonymous No.50430391]

>>50430256
Based gamestock hoarder robot girl enthusiast

[Anonymous No.50430398]

>>50430256
>he still lets his shared be frens with each other, not enforcing a code of silence and fostering hatred between them to prevent the shares from a bond together then eventually overthrowing him to be free
NGMI. I had that issue with mine, I murder one every 6 months and leave share-sized footprints near the body, keeps them paranoid, separated, and weak. No share of mine is going to end up on the underground share transfer railroad.

[Anonymous No.50430400]

Hurry the fuck up

[Anonymous No.50430422]

>>50430385
Where did the T+35 fud even come from originally? Tesla?

[Anonymous No.50430425]

>>50430379
At first I wanted to aks wether it is talumundic trickery, looked it up, and of course it is.

[Anonymous No.50430428]

>>50430140
kek baggie it isn't going that high fucking moron dumbass baggie just sell now if you think so

[Anonymous No.50430429]

Is this a self aware comment?

[Anonymous No.50430433]

>>50429287
OK...
I'm cool with tomorrow too.

[Anonymous No.50430435]

its just how business is transacted. look up T+35. has nothing to do with a squeeze, telsa, splivvy, or anything else.

delivery time boyo

[Anonymous No.50430436]

Where was FOMO buy in? Look like MOASS was 18 month ago. Sad.

[Anonymous No.50430446]

>>50430429
Who's they?

[Anonymous No.50430451]

>>50430385
It’s absolutely needed that they deliver shares on Friday in pm. Ken may be able to naked short and buy himself more days but wtf do you think shorts that don’t have market making privileges will do? Those shorts closing will force Ken to be margin called and the fact that he’s still controlling the price tells me this still can end for him that way. This ends this week.

[Anonymous No.50430458]

(they)

[Anonymous No.50430464]

>>50430194
I'm going to make a massive dolphin haram and no one will be able to stop me

[Anonymous No.50430467]

>>50430385
>>50430422
What, so we do have to wait longer or not?

[Anonymous No.50430470]

>>50430429
This is Lauer trying to save his own neck.

[Anonymous No.50430471]

>>50430429
Damn that really tickles the pickle. I'm sure it's just a glitch.

[Anonymous No.50430473]

https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-bed-bath-beyond-sign-definitive-exchange

GameStop Corp. and Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Sign Definitive Exchange Transmittal Agreement Plan
July 14, 2022
GRAPEVINE, Texas--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Jul. 14, 2022-- GameStop Corp. (NYSE: GME) (“GameStop” or the “Company”) and Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. (Nasdaq: BBBY) today announced that they have entered into a definitive agreement and plan of exchange transmittal. The Company’s Class A common stock will trade on the secure decentralized exchange (“DEX” or “Loopring Exchange”) powered by Ethereum Layer 2-based technology. Trading will begin on July 25, 2022.

CAUTIONARY STATEMENT REGARDING FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS

This press release contains forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933, as amended, and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, as amended. In some cases, forward-looking statements can be identified by the use of terms such as “anticipates,” “believes,” “continues,” “could,” “estimates,” “expects,” “intends,” “may,” “plans,” “potential,” “predicts,” “pro forma,” “seeks,” “should,” “will” or similar

[Anonymous No.50430478]

>>50430451
he said for the 885th time

only 1 (one) more fortnight to do gents

stay hydrated

[Anonymous No.50430483]

I started off with 11 shares then I got money from my mom to buy 40 shares. Then I sold my home and now I have over 300 shares. If moass doesn’t happen soon I will have to find a job which is gay

[Anonymous No.50430486]

>>50430473

[Anonymous No.50430493]

>>50430473
i love your work, it could be better but its still very good

[Anonymous No.50430499]

>>50430473
kek fakies

[Anonymous No.50430504]

>>50430478
That’s not an argument nor an answer to my question. What are shorts that don’t have market making privileges going to do to deliver the shares they’re on the hook for?

[Anonymous No.50430505]

>>50430353
Nah. Don't you remember 2008. Someone always jumps first to cover. It was JP Morgan last time I think? That's the whole premise of MARGIN CALL.

[Anonymous No.50430521]

>>50430504
they're going to sneed and cry

[Anonymous No.50430523]

>>50430504
they ramp my baby to the fucking sky

The Ramp, pt. 1

[Anonymous No.50430548]

>>50429058
GET REKT

goddamnit anon I wanted you to be right

[Anonymous No.50430549]

it would be funny if someone made a tweet that tagged all of them and said something like 'I wonder which one will flee the sinking ship first and save their own skin instead of going down with everyone else...'

[Anonymous No.50430557]

something that i find talked about in such a small compacity is the other sharks in the water hunting the biggest sharks.

you think everyone likes kenny? or the mets tranny? these are UNLIKABLE people, even by their peers.

i cannot WAIT for the mid sized players to start heading towards the exits. its gonna be fucking panic.

[Anonymous No.50430558]

>>50430505
I mostly agree with you but this is legitimately an infinite squeeze there is no getting out of this alive. So their best recourse is to wait until they’re literally forced to close which is Thursday in ah. I don’t believe any of them will jump on a grenade just to try and be the first to get out the door. Granted I do still believe this can end through a margin call.

[Anonymous No.50430561]

>>50430483
>sold my home
Why do people that own property sell it to buy other things when you can just get a loan against it and own both

[Anonymous No.50430562]

GameStop is the only thing keeping me going at this point along with Nintendo and some other things

[Anonymous No.50430564]

>>50430309
>>50418723
Holy shit that last one, LOL. BTW Where's the screencap of the story about the dolphin pussy juice which made a monkey cum so hard it died? It seems... Appropriate...

[Anonymous No.50430567]

>>50430385
Also I don't like the vernacular this message was written in, therefore I will be dismissing it as fake, and also gay.

[Anonymous No.50430581]

>>50430561
No income

[Anonymous No.50430599]

>>50429728
This reads like you typed it while drinking at work. You're not suppose to drink at work and shilling is work, you shill.

[Anonymous No.50430604]

We haven't moved at all in AH? Anyone have the volume??

[Anonymous No.50430620]

So are they just gonna get away with everything?

[Anonymous No.50430625]

Wagmi

[Anonymous No.50430632]

Does anyone have the dolphin pussy pic? Just asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.50430636]

>>50430604
Watching that ~300 size $150 price like a hawk.

[Anonymous No.50430637]

>>50430620
yup. fuck this gay earth. may as well just sell right now. nothing is going to Fucking happen baggie sisters

[Anonymous No.50430643]

hey janny fuck when this is over I'll hunt you down and put you down like the filthy tranny abomination you are. "Begging" is what you'll do with what's left of your tranny balls in your mouth, fucker

[Anonymous No.50430648]

2.7m felt like SO much more today

soon.tm

[Anonymous No.50430649]

>>50430604
https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/GME

[Anonymous No.50430654]

>>50430557
Please do not mention sharks here, this is now a dolphin thread

[Anonymous No.50430656]

Fuck you baggies.

[Anonymous No.50430663]

>>50430581
got it

[Anonymous No.50430665]

sorry guys that was my bad

calls on $DOLPJ after moass

[Anonymous No.50430674]

https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/07/17/gamestop-stock-surges-on-stock-split-and-nft-hype/
Don't trust your lying eyes!

[Anonymous No.50430675]

>>50430656
Fucking baggies. They ruined this board. Fuck GME baggies, I hate them. Dumb fuck baggies not gonna make it. Fucking baggies are going to rope. God damn baggies. Baggies baggies baggies.

[Anonymous No.50430685]

>>50430665
>2kb
lmao

[Anonymous No.50430689]

>200 crypto baggie threads on the catalog
>But /GME/ ruined /biz/

Fucking red ass crypto baggies kek

[Anonymous No.50430696]

feels like a friday

its fucking not.


welcome to the week kenneth

one more day

[Anonymous No.50430700]

>>50430654
there's a lot of other fish in the sea

[Anonymous No.50430702]

>>50430625
Brinjal is for Baingan bharta stupid GME is for two year baggie.

[Anonymous No.50430703]

>>50430567
It's like they uncanny valley of ESL, it's really weird.

[Anonymous No.50430709]

>>50430696
Its way too quiet....its the first day of the workweek and not the last....poor kenneth

[Anonymous No.50430724]

>>50430696
>>50430709
Bedstock hasn’t had a single trade in over 10 minutes. I knew AH was dead but I didn’t know it was THIS dead

[Anonymous No.50430735]

They called me a baggie for the 5701st time so I solded just now.
I finally see the truth... Time to buy some Bitcoins!

[Anonymous No.50430736]

algo tired guys he might sell

[Anonymous No.50430746]

Pretty boring day, but somehow it went by pretty fast. The clock is ticking for old Kenneth. I hope he makes the most of these next few days.

[Anonymous No.50430749]

Retail Lite, you MotherFucking pieces of Shit! You Fucking Dicks!

[Anonymous No.50430756]

most of the short liquidity they use comes from ETFs. Now that everyone is a bear that's harder to come by.

[Anonymous No.50430762]

losing to the superior dolphin fucks

i mean how do u even combat this

[Anonymous No.50430764]

kek baggies
>inb4 kek crypto baggies
You bought above $340, baggie, you are more red than anyone ever in history. Baggies. Fucking baggies. Fuck you. Sell now you stupid fuck dumbass baggies.

[Anonymous No.50430770]

>>50430749
that's very rude

[Anonymous No.50430782]

>>50430764
i bought at 150 shares at 90.....how is your portfolio performing?

[Anonymous No.50430786]

Ok seriously, the fuck is "retail lite" supposed to even mean?

[Anonymous No.50430787]

>>50430749

[Anonymous No.50430791]

>>50430770
kek lying baggie

[Anonymous No.50430803]

anons dont let them fucking try to get your buying price info or avg without stringing them along. they will beg

[Anonymous No.50430809]

>>50430786
Nobody really knows but it sure is provocative. It gets you baggies going.

[Anonymous No.50430819]

>>50430674
how many shares to buy starfire?

[Anonymous No.50430831]

>>50430782
You know how it is, he bought all he could at $61K btc

[Anonymous No.50430832]

>>50430809
kirkland dunkie over here trying to make funnies

[Anonymous No.50430843]

I can hardly consider something an insult if nobody knows what it means.

[Anonymous No.50430849]

>>50430819
What can I say, I like the stock!

[Anonymous No.50430865]

>>50430819

i hate anime

[Anonymous No.50430872]

>>50430736
Algo fuck itself

[Anonymous No.50430879]

Has anyone else had the feeling that there are no more shills and all we’re left with are the larpers?

[Anonymous No.50430891]

>>50430879
there were never shills, just people making fun of you for holding bags

[Anonymous No.50430894]

>>50430849
And Hank likes Dolphins. WAGMI! WAGFAD

[Anonymous No.50430905]

>>50430809
Ball so hard it makes Dunkies wanna find me. But first they gotta find me. Chi city Lit building what floor do they fly the drone will you please remind me?

[Anonymous No.50430909]

You Double Decker Margarine MOtherfuckers!

its kind of fun, I can see why he does it

you Wine Cooler Sweater Belters better close your Shorts! We're coming for Your Rolls! MotherFuckers!

[Anonymous No.50430929]

>50430891
And they all did that for free?

[Anonymous No.50430933]

>>50430905
kek
>>50430909
You MotherFucking baggies you! Sell those Fucking shares this instant! You better close those Fucking longs hepcats, today I Fucking mean it!

[Anonymous No.50430935]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAJAHJAHAHAHAHA OH BAGGIES LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT MOGGED AGAIN TODAY

[Anonymous No.50430948]

>>50430786
Retail Lite is all the MotherFucker that only invested ever once meme stocks a thing! They signed up for Shit like HOOD and buying GME and other Fucking meme stocks is their first ever actual attempt at investing. These Cats are not even Retail!

Basically these Cats got WRECKED when HOOD turned off the buy button for like 15 minutes one day 1 1/2 years ago!

[Anonymous No.50430947]

we're green retard

[Anonymous No.50430963]

hes a hungarian wigger by the way. Little known fact. It's true. I know a lot about him.

[Anonymous No.50430967]

>>50430929
YES! and I'm still doing it right now (for free)

[Anonymous No.50430968]

>>50430948
>1 1/2 years ago
>Baggies still holding
KEK baggies

[Anonymous No.50430986]

HAHHAAHAHAHAH CRYPTO BAGGIES YOU GOT MOGGED TO $20K AND YOURE STILL DOWN 66% FROM THREE MONTHS AGO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[Anonymous No.50430996]

>>50430558
Please be right.
I've never had the sex before and I want to start before I turn 30.

[Anonymous No.50431024]

>the dyel high schoolers are back in my gym shitting up the place
BENCHODE CHOBANI PULL THE FUCKING PLUG ALREADY IM BEGGING YOU

[Anonymous No.50431032]

>50430967
Wow were you mostly a Kek baggies worked for free or did you actually do research and read filings to fud a stock you don’t hold for free?

[Anonymous No.50431056]

>>50430996
I want monies and the honies will roll in after.

[Anonymous No.50431075]

Hey Ryan, perfect time to announce the NFT divvy!

[Anonymous No.50431111]

>>50430996
Would that be with a human girl or one of the cetacean variety?

[Anonymous No.50431116]

>>50431032
i just kek baggies to fuel their schizo's about being raided by shills.

[Anonymous No.50431122]

>>50431116
kek based

[Anonymous No.50431126]

>>50431075
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-special-dividend-to-celebrate

GameStop Announces a Special Dividend to Celebrate the Launched GameStop NFT Marketplace
July 18, 2022
GRAPEVINE, Texas--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Jul. 13, 2022-- GameStop Corp. (NYSE: GME) (“GameStop” or the “Company”) today announced a commemorative reward to stockholders to celebrate the launched GameStop NFT marketplace. The Company its Board of Directors has approved a special dividend for the Company’s Class A common stock in the form of a non-fungible token (“NFT”) dividend.
Company stockholders of record at the close of business on July 25, 2022 will receive a non-fungible token (“NFT”) dividend for each then-held share of Class A common stock. The special non-fungible token (“NFT”) dividend will be distributed after the close of trading on July 29, 2022.

CAUTIONARY STATEMENT REGARDING FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS

This press release contains forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933, as amended, and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, as amended. In some cases, forward-looking statements can

[Anonymous No.50431130]

>trusting a jew named cohen

[Anonymous No.50431132]

>>50431075
Tubby, we haven’t even had the first divvy. Also wtf is up with all the dunkposting itt?

[Anonymous No.50431135]

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
https://youtu.be/nfoIdZ1osBc
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50431158]

(((Cohen)))

[Anonymous No.50431167]

>>50431126
Fake and well, you know ...

[Anonymous No.50431172]

>>50431135
kek I love venture bros

[Anonymous No.50431178]

>>50431126
>This meme again

[Anonymous No.50431179]

>>50430929
I'll come visit you here again next year when you are still holding you bags. What a bunch of retarded fucking losers.

[Anonymous No.50431213]

>>50430909
>>50430933
kek well done

[Anonymous No.50431232]

kek baggies the squeeze was over a year ago

[Anonymous No.50431238]

>>50431111
I'll take either at this point. The wait has just been too long.

[Anonymous No.50431243]

>>50431075
No, I don't think I will. No one here has learnt about hard work yet, and that's what it's all been about really.

[Anonymous No.50431283]

>>50431116
Tyfys. You kept the weak holding.

[Anonymous No.50431316]

How do you anons feel when the DTC is making $275 per DRS account per month? thats like $40m a month.

[Anonymous No.50431357]

>>50430865
that's an American cartoon about comic book characters

[Anonymous No.50431360]

Technically I actually haven't DRS'd a single share. Every single one of my XXX CS shares were bought directly from CS.

[Anonymous No.50431370]

Woah just saw a post about dtc making $275 an account a month then it vanished. Anyone else see that?

[Anonymous No.50431377]

>>50431283
my pleasure

[Anonymous No.50431392]

>>50431370
Me!

[Anonymous No.50431456]

>>50431370
jannies mad

[Anonymous No.50431461]

Well jannie. It looks like someone clearly not taken their estrogen today.

>Whoops

[Anonymous No.50431462]

Behold the truth!
Pic related explains why you stock dividend won't do shit

[Anonymous No.50431477]

>>50431370
>>50431392
>>50431456

[Anonymous No.50431507]

>>50431462
Tesla did it though and it clearly worked.

[Anonymous No.50431511]

>>50431462
This guy is going to rope himself lmao

[Anonymous No.50431517]

>>50431462
https://www.reddit.com/user/b4ssf4c3/

Yeah this guy (you) is a flaming retard hahaha

[Anonymous No.50431520]

>>50431462
>It would be done with every shorted company ever
Unless shorts could somehow get plants into executive positions to prevent such a motion from passing...

[Anonymous No.50431522]

>50431462
>No such thing ever existed
Tesla and Overstock, jesus christ fucking pay attention retard

[Anonymous No.50431523]

>>50431370
>>50431477
FUD. Only computershare pays this and they only need like 10 accounts. If you want to DRS your clients shares you can do multiple DRS requests per account. Thats why DRSing takes some time. There is like 9k DRS LPA accounts in the whole world.

[Anonymous No.50431547]

>>50431462
>sperging predditor confirms bias therefore good
Fucking go back and hang yourself

[Anonymous No.50431558]

>>50431511
Kek
>>50431523
They think we don't know that DRS REMOVES from the DTC lol how is there a fee? This guy is actually retarded

[Anonymous No.50431573]

>>50429737
How old are you? 12?

[Anonymous No.50431577]

>>50431462
He's literally a hedgie hahahaha kek

[Anonymous No.50431579]

>>50431517
The guys a grade A faggot as well
https://www.reddit.com/r/moderatepolitics/comments/w22fmf/idaho_republicans_reject_amendment_allowing/igoj5xd/?context=3

[Anonymous No.50431584]

>>50431462
what is naked shorting you dumb nigger? how do you deliver 3 shares for shares that shouldn't even exist when you're only given enough for the float?

[Anonymous No.50431595]

Behold a truly retarded mongaloid

[Anonymous No.50431619]

>>50431558
Well, you need an LPA account to move any shares from and into the DTCC

[Anonymous No.50431644]

>>50431520
Dont be so anti-semetic anon

[Anonymous No.50431649]

well now we know why they've been so quiet. they've been in the lab cooking up these 2 new fug angles. kek shillies. i don't know if we should feel honored or shamed that they try their shitty fud on reddit and then come here to try it on the schizos.

[Anonymous No.50431688]

Did Facebook get rid of people you may know for anyone else? I was finally feeling like adding some cute chicks I’ve seen on it.

[Anonymous No.50431696]

>>50431577
>>50431649
So hedgies are apparently way more retarded than even we are and the pajeets are probably not even pajeets at all, they're bottom of the barrel hedgie interns which is why they're all bitter as fuck when they come in here

[Anonymous No.50431702]

Ah so this guy is a WSB fodder because he would get laughed out of SS and here kek

[Anonymous No.50431731]

>>50431702
Oh man I hope this guys 45 story splat is filmed and uploaded

[Anonymous No.50431756]

>>50431688
Incel baggie detected

You will never be rich and you will never have sex. Keep jerking off and bag holding

[Anonymous No.50431758]

Well...we'll just have to wait and see if the shills are correct.
I waited for a year and a half for this moment, I can wait five more days.
Checkem.

[Anonymous No.50431760]

>>50431702
Once again he avoids the topic of naked shorts just like Lauer did. The two of them seem to be getting their talking points from the same place

[Anonymous No.50431775]

>>50431731
It gets better

[Anonymous No.50431803]

>>50431775
delicious hedgie cope

[Anonymous No.50431839]

Oh my.... he even goes out his way to defend Diablo Immortal as "it's not p2w guise it's just a little grindy!"

Haha this guys is a leftist cuck who's utterly out of touch with reality. An NPC without any inner monologue who's first comment on gamestop was when they split.

He smacks of paid for poster when you scroll his comments

>B-but the GOP are the real election cheats
>Biden is a centrist
>Yeah stocks don't work that way

The dude is a walking meme hahahaha

[Anonymous No.50431843]

>>50430451
I think we might see some action Thursday after hours. That's when the split goes live.

[Anonymous No.50431864]

baaaaaaaaaaaaakie

[Anonymous No.50431871]

>>50431839
I will set up torture camps for redditors post moass

[Anonymous No.50431891]

>>50431584
you just do it? If nothing stops them from naked shorting in the first place what's the problem with issuing 3 more phantom shares if the short dollar amount stays the same post split

[Anonymous No.50431895]

>>50431601
>>50431601
>>50431601
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.50431914]

>>50431891
Only Ken can naked short you fucking retard. Do you think he’s the only person short the stock?

[Anonymous No.50431930]

>>50431839
>>50431775
>>50431702
I'm not even reading your images, your ESL dialect is so distracting I couldn't even open them.
If not indian, then you have to be Korean or Thai or something. Your cadence and word choice are so unnatural, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.50431998]

>>50431914
ok? So everyone else will just borrow the 3 shares from the original guy they borrowed the first share from. Dividend split would have no effect if there was less than 100% short

[Anonymous No.50432040]

>>50430429
>they
I think he means (((we)))

[Anonymous No.50432069]

>>50431998
The true short interest is like 300%.

[Anonymous No.50432193]

>>50430470
And poorly, at that.