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the crab market is over

>> No.50427468

>>50427408
why the fish so strong? he bites like it's a cookie.

>> No.50427488

>>50427408
more brutal than I expected desu

>> No.50427489

>>50427408
What the fuck is that fish?

>> No.50427540
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50427540

>>50427408
what the demonic hell is this chad-tier jaw?
It crushed crabby like it was an oreo

>> No.50427583

Puffer fish

>> No.50427614

This is like anime shit. Cute chubby looking fish with little pussy looking mouth somehow vaporizes a crab lazily.

>> No.50427667
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50427667

What the fuck, I need metal pliers just to open up a crab leg and this dumb looking fish just chomped him in half

>> No.50427748
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>>50427614
>with little pussy looking mouth

>> No.50427844
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>>50427748
Imagine some virgin kid thinking
>Woah that fish mouth looks just like a pussy, man I'm so horny.. I bet the suction feels amazing...
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

>> No.50427937

>>50427489
It is the doom that is coming for us all anon. We cannot escape them.

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>>50427408
is the crab going to be okay? : (

>> No.50427973

>>50427489
pufferfish

>> No.50428019

>>50427408
: D

>> No.50428026

>>50427614
It reminds me of that lady who got her face eaten by a bear. She had basically given up, but when she looked at the bear and it had no emotion or interest in its face at all it made her so angry that she found a way to escape.

>> No.50428079

>>50427943
He's just sleeping

>> No.50428093

>>50427489
It's the ''Blowjob fish''.
Many men have lost their wieners this way.

>> No.50428153

>>50427408
That's fucked up man. At least kill the fucking crab before you feed it to the fish.
It's fucking belittling. Give the poor creature a decent death at least, it's the least he can do.

>> No.50428181

>>50427408
he monch
he he he :DDD

>> No.50428241

>>50428153
The crab died almost instantly...

>> No.50428262

>>50428241
>almost
>instantly

Those words don't go together, chud

>> No.50428322

wouldnt it be easier to just eat those other gay little fish instead?

>> No.50428365

>>50428262
they actually do, troon

>> No.50428383

If this shit goes below 21k again I am fucking done with crypto.

>> No.50428406

>>50428153
it died a warrior's death

>> No.50428476

>>50428322
puffers only like shrimp meat

>> No.50428532

>>50428241
>almost instantly
Yeah, almost. But it wasn't quite that. Dude literally acknowledged that he was about to get eaten. Can you imagine his final last thoughts? That's gotta be terrifying man.
You ever see that movie Alien vs Predator? Imagine you falling into a pit, and you turn around and that alien creature is staring right at you, salivating at the very sight of you.
C'mon man, you'd shit bricks out your bootyhole. What type of death is that? It's a fucked up one, and I wouldn't want that for anybody.

>>50428406
Nah man, a warrior goes out in style. That shit? Idk man, that was no style at all. That was just a straight up, old school sacrifice.

>> No.50428637

>>50428406
>dropped into tank
>faces away from fish and tries to scuttle away
>fish comes up from behind and bites off its arm
>takes half of crab into mouth and bites it into pieces
It's more like a scene from someone dying in Dead Space

>> No.50428722

>>50427408
I hope so anon. Can't wait to see major profits on my assets and I think the metaverse would be at the top during the next bull cycle considering the level of development there, especially from the world of sports.

>> No.50428957

>>50427408
yall been going through a crab market while MATIC has been pumping for a month now.
reevaluate your financial decisions anons

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50429126

>>50428532
This happens in nature all day every day all over the world

>> No.50429263

I wish that was me

>> No.50429361

>>50428153
it's a crab they don't feel shit

>> No.50429412

>>50428532
>Dude literally acknowledged that he was about to get eaten. Can you imagine his final last thoughts? That's gotta be terrifying man.
>You ever see that movie Alien vs Predator? Imagine you falling into a pit, and you turn around and that alien creature is staring right at you, salivating at the very sight of you.
>C'mon man, you'd shit bricks out your bootyhole. What type of death is that? It's a fucked up one, and I wouldn't want that for anybody.
So??? Plenty of humans die knowing they're going to die, when they shut off life support or remove oxygen, or get fired at by firing squad.

>> No.50429413

>>50427408
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

>> No.50429429

>>50429126
These arguments are so stupid lmfao. If you cannot see the difference between a natural predation event in the wild versus a forced encounter that a human facilitated -- I don't know how to help you. As the human that fed the fish, you should kill or injure the prey you are feeding it. Many predators won't eat if their food is already dead, which is why you have the option to stun.

Just because a lion rips a part a just-born gazelle doesn't mean that you should try to emulate that.

>> No.50429440

>>50428957
You're right chad. Some assets are holding up pretty well and I have good expectations for the sports metaverse which would bring together all the sports lovers in the crypto space and host casinos and engagements with top athletes.

>> No.50429483

>>50428153
Being violently teared to shreds by a powerful predator is literally the most dignified way to go.

>> No.50431128

>>50428383
Can I have your coins?

>> No.50431200

nah, 1 more year of this 18-24k crab

>> No.50431491

>>50428153
Chaotic Good
>>50428241
True Neutral
>>50428406
Chaotic Neutral
>>50429361
Neutral Evil
>>50429483
Neutral Evil

>> No.50431743

>the fluttering gills of anticipation

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50431853

>>50427408
>that fish
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.50431915

>>50428153
That's the normal way for them to die

>> No.50431944

>>50431915
Actually I take this back, in the wild it would have had the opportunity to conceal itself

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50431964

>>50427408
>when you notice the eyes

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50432022

>>50431964
>Does this look like the face of mercy?

>> No.50432362

>>50432022
absolute unit

>> No.50432447

>>50427468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTqrpOLbhHQ

>> No.50432498

>>50428153
infinitely more dignified than dying from vaxx

>> No.50432528

>>50428322
pufferfish have go eat clams/crabs in order to wear down their teeth. If don't do it enough the teeth will grow through its skull/face. Really cool fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlQffRwxi5s

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>>50429429
why should a human injure a crab before it gets ripped to pieces by their fish? the fucks the point?
you feel some great satisfaction knowing you eased the suffering (?) of some barely sentient crustacean?

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50433196

No

>> No.50433242
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50433242

>>50427408
IM GOING TO POST THIS TO FACEBOOK TO TRIGGER ALL THE MIDDLE CLASS WHITE WOMEN. I WILL RUIN TODAY FOR SO MANY WOMEN GOD I HATE THEM

>> No.50433286

>>50427408
>fuuuck it's pumping
>should I buy now?
>no no.. it will dump soon
>FUCK IT'S STILL PUMPING
>No fucking way it can keep going, right?
>the second I buy it's going to stall out and pull back and I'll be sitting with a big fucking pile of negative money in my wallet...
>And fuck if that happens then it might actually fully reverse and dump for real
>FUUUUCK IT'S PUMPING AGAIN?!
This has been my life for the last week. I hate this.

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>>50427408
John has a long mustache.

>> No.50433516

>>50427408
What is so unsettling is the way the fish smiled while dismembering the crab

>> No.50433521

>>50428241
It got its arm and legs bit off on one side then allowed to make a pathetic attempt to flee with the other half of its legs but it fell to one side and rested on the nubs while it panic scraped the glass with the other half of its legs. It then got bit in half.

>> No.50433538

>>50427943
It's like furry vore anon, the fish will shit the crab out whole.

>> No.50433558

>>50428241
No, he's going to be digested alive.

>> No.50433570

>>50431491
I can appreciate the efficiency in rendering meat into food and the very little waste

>> No.50433709

>>50433483
gonna need sauce

>> No.50433712

>>50433483
I dont get it

>> No.50433900

>>50428532
Stop anthropomorphizing animals, especially inverts.
The brain of a crab is so basic, its not far off from an insect. A crab does not know fear, or pain, or the sense of impending death like a human. It it a 100% autopilot creature.

>> No.50434089

>>50427408
Oooohhh it's over alright

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>>50427408

>> No.50434726

>>50428153
holy crap grow a spine it's just nature

>> No.50434801

>>50433286
zoomie hands wrote this post

>> No.50434878

>>50428153
yeah I'm sure the crab was just horrified in its last moments

>> No.50434952

>>50427408
nature is brutal

>> No.50435140

>>50428322
Gay little fish aren't full of delicious juicy crab meat, puffer fish know the good stuff.

>> No.50435440

>>50428153
A bitch nigga

>> No.50435539

>>50428153
you wrote "least" three times

>> No.50435578

>>50428093
Dude that's the first thing I thought when I see this fish "ah those lips are phat, bet it sucks cock like a Vietnamese hooker" then boom it bites through a crab shell like saltine crackers. Fuck

>> No.50435641

>>50427408
Amazed he can successfully keep the puffer with angelfish

>> No.50435970

>>50427408
I had no idea puffer fish had such powerful bite strength ...
He chewed that crab like it was a biscuit....

>> No.50436496

it is finally fucking over!!! and individuals that didnt stack hbar in the past month will be regretting it, i mean are you reading about all the projects the hbar foundation is bringing to hedera?? a new all time high is on the horizon

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>>50427408
Kill with fir- mean, grenade.

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50438241

>>50428153
>That’s fucked up man.

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50438255

>>50429413
Gombanbian arloid fish, northern Gonganbia has some of the meanest creeps ever found outside of Mulamalia.

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50438336

>>50428153
Soï overload. It was a natural death.

>> No.50438343

>>50428153
fag

>> No.50438498

>>50428532
Do you think the grains of sand on the beach fears the tide?

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50438596

>The crab most likely didn't realize it was dead after... well, he didn't realize anything, as "realizing" is a human action that implies sentience and the comprehension of the surroundings (social and spatial) that envelops oneself. Even then, the act of realization is one of purely human thought, as we have yet to find another species that can understand the complexity of emotions that humans display in all of our capacities, so the crab, in all likeliness, couldn't feel anything that resembles the emotions that we come to understand, and is more akin to a computer turning off than anything else.
>Just like you, investing in anything but QOM like a rabid animal that doesn't even understand that it's being eaten alive at this very moment

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>>50427408

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>>50433900
>A crab does not know fear, or pain

>> No.50438679

>>50432528
based channel

>> No.50438680

>>50433900
Only an insectoid would think something this retarded.

>> No.50438702

>>50434878
Seems more like it was trying to SNIB at the fish in its final moments.

>> No.50438737
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50438737

Daily reminder that there is a really tiny puffer fish called a pea puffer that you can keep in a 5 gallon freshwater tank by itself. It doesn't grow beyond an inch or so.

>> No.50438804

>>50428026
> It reminds me of that lady who got her face eaten by a bear. She had basically given up, but when she looked at the bear and it had no emotion or interest in its face at all it made her so angry that she found a way to escape.
i swear this is one of the most retarded posts i have ever read

>> No.50438874

>>50427408

That's why you don't swim without a swimming suit as a man in waters with pufferfish.

>> No.50438884

>>50428153
its just the air escaping bruh

>> No.50438928

>>50438737
i had a few of those growing up, my moonlight gourami ended up eating them. their eyes are super awesome looking, your pic doesn't really do em justice. i never got them to puff up unfortunately

>>50438241
literally and unironically looks and sounds exactly like me

>>50435970
they look kind of like they're related to parrotfish, with the gnarly beaks that can chomp coral and shellfish. i'll never look at a puffer the same way again

>> No.50438992

>>50433242
kek

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Motherfucker actually smiled before he chewed the last half of the crab

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50439488

>>50433900

unfortunately they do feel pain and the final moments must have been fearful for the poor bastard, looking at its limbs and innards floating around him as his bottom half gets ripped in half.

>> No.50439653

>>50439488
>researchers now say
Its a fucking crab, we need another great depression. I'm so sick of fags like you empathizing with animals.

>> No.50439726

>>50439653
oh sweet child

>> No.50439742

>>50439726
Nice argument tranny, I've been prepped for years.

>> No.50439762

>>50438675
The crab should leave the market so my bags would grow

>> No.50439790

>>50439653
There's nothing wrong with animal welfare.

>> No.50439798
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>>50439653
>empathize

its hard not to. we shall all turn into crabs.

this market especially

>> No.50439821

>>50439488
It's a fucking crab, it's not intelligent enough to feel anything. There is no thought going on in there.

You could make argument about Octopuses, but grabs have intelligence of a cockroach. Most animals, even most mamals don't feel anything, for them pain is just in instinct.

There are exceptions, like highly intelligent animals - octopuses, crows (and different Crovus), some more intelligent rodents (like rats and prairie dogs for example), pigs, dogs and others.

But vast majority don't have mental capacity to process pain other than an instinct response.

>> No.50439829

>>50439653
Oh him ? that's just Kevin he tortures guinea pigs and hamsters in his spare time just ignore him its a sick fuck

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>>50439821
>there is no thought going on in there

>> No.50439879

>>50439790
>>50439798
>>50439829
>he identifies and is sympathetic to the emotions and struggles of crustaceans, birds, and rodents
Unless you are vegetarian then you have no right to complain. Obviously im not saying to abuse animals but to emphasize with animals raised to be slaughtered is fruitless.

>> No.50439885

>>50439821
Bro, pain is just an instinct for you too. "Ouch" and "Oh no" are way lower down than you think.

>> No.50439899

>>50439821
Because you just know everything and got everything figured out right?
It couldnt possibly be the case we dont have a clue about super vague terms like sentience and how they apply to other animals that experience the world in a different way. No, you just KNOW this crab didnt feel anything because you got it all figured out and you're totally not coping there.
I am still shaking and even shed a tear for this poor crab that was betrayed by the human like that. That is fucked up, rip sweet prince

>> No.50439927

>>50439885
That's why you don't process it for the first few seconds. Ever burned your hand? Or cut yourself on accident? You never actually "feel" it for the first few seconds, the instant you experience pain - there is no actual pain, just a reflex to get away from danger. The realization of pain comes seconds later and that requires intelligence of some sort.

>>50439868
Imagine sympathizing with a cockroach of the sea.

>> No.50439933

>>50439899
Yes. Seethe more retard. There is nothing going on in there. But keep sympathizing with a cockroach of the sea.

>> No.50439939

>>50439927
>That's why you don't process it for the first few seconds
Anon...

>> No.50439940

>>50427408
Rest in peace

>> No.50439983

>>50439879
Such an edgy take. I hope you're either a kid or just trolling.

>> No.50439987

>>50439868
why do they hug us over the shoulders?

>> No.50439991

>>50439899
My thing is this would have likely happened to the crab had it stayed in it's natural habitat, but a quick death before feeding it to mr. fish would have been nicer for sure

>> No.50440012

>>50428957
There are a lot of platforms that would stand out and survive the bear market. I feel privacy solutions would be among them as users begin to focus more on securing their assets.

>> No.50440031

>>50439987
Rub bobs on your chest and vegena on your cock.

>> No.50440057
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50440057

>>50427408
It's a pufferfish market now boys

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>>50439762
I guess everyone is waiting for profits on their assets while some platforms are still developing, like the sports metaverse which would connect fans to their favorite athletes with 3D engagements and real-world sports events.

>> No.50441640

>>50440057
If only I knew what a putterfish was

>> No.50441709

>>50427408
Well, it's good to finally be out of the crab market and it's time for platforms that have been building during the bear market like Railgun and Secret network to come into the limelight.

>> No.50441803

>>50441709
fk off jeet

>> No.50441872

>>50428532
>his final last thoughts?
Creatures like crabs don't have "thoughts" in the same way we do. They are essentially little robots that run entirely on instinct.
Stop putting human emotions on creature's with primitive central nervous systems that aren't even close to capable of it.

>> No.50443067

>>50441803
Run along retard. Come back when you actually know something about crypto.

>> No.50443308

>>50428026
if you get attacked by a bear, shove your arm down its throat and cut off the air supply. no breath = triggers the fight or flight response and hopefully the bear chooses flight. it's worth a try anyway, you're dead meat if the bear decides it's hungry, and they don't bother killing their prey before they start eating.

>> No.50443311

>>50441640
Its a fish that puffs up, unironically

>> No.50443348

>>50443308

I love bear advice

>play dead
>no don't play dead go aggro and scare it
>run away
>don't run away

>> No.50444600

>>50432716
>barely sentient
agreed, abortion should be legal up to 18 months, I'm not being sarcastic

>> No.50444641

>>50443348
Just think of humans but do the opposite. If its white try just run, if its black play dead, if brown scare it.

>> No.50444648

>>50444600
crab is not my species. you are a mega nigger for thinking this way hopefully some barely sapient groid kills you.

>> No.50444912

>>50438498
A lot of wisdom in this.

>>50427488
The market would definitely get better in due time and platforms that are using this period to build would come out stronger. I have my eyes on the metaverse, a lot of sports brands and athletes have been involved in the sector lately.

>> No.50445189

>>50444648

I hope some groid who's abortion you helped stop kill's you in 16 years

>> No.50445234

>>50428532
>Can you imagine his final last thoughts?
Yeah.
>snib snab oh fug ids eading me DDDDDD----:
It's a crab, dude. Millions of them get ripped apart alive by vertebrates on a daily basis. Would you react this way to someone feeding crickets to a lizard?

>> No.50445299

>>50445189
groids get killed in my country all the time, keep coping. and die mad you in your neo brazil shithole.

>> No.50445656

>>50434726
In nature the crab would have a decent chance at escape

>> No.50445707

>>50443311
So a bubble basically

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>>50439762
who isn't here for the green dildos nigga? i'm doing okay with sylo thou:)
i only regret buying a small numbers as at when i bought it, and it's way more about high utility and real world applications.

>> No.50447216

>>50443348
Just don't die lol

>> No.50447500

>>50427408
Not really over until BTC bottom hits 9k. That'S when the real crab will be over. Most of you plebs are too impatient to wait for that. Will be cool with the metalox trustline, going for fundamentals is key to all of this

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>>50446834
I've FOMO'd in on Lox as well, you Jeet. My tears of cry will be expensive if I haven't

>> No.50447558

>>50428322
The gay fish don't crunch the same

>> No.50447914

>>50433712
the part where he runs his fingers through the butterflied chicken looks like he's running his fingers through a VAGENE and the women are aroused/terrified like they should be all the time anyways