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AMA

>> No.50427015

How are the lunch meals there?

>> No.50427030

>>50426996
why are you gay?

>> No.50427037

>>50427015

irrelevant question when you work at jpmorgan

>> No.50427041

>>50427015
of all the useful knowledge that you could get from me you ask about your stomach

>> No.50427051

>>50427037
They do not eat lunch at jpmorgan?

>> No.50427059

what's the market sentiment at the top?

>> No.50427065

>>50426996
Do you deal with crypto equities like BITO?

>> No.50427081

>>50427030
no but most CEOs claim to be gay to get their companies a high rating

>> No.50427084

>>50426996
when are you fags going to stop rigging silver and pm's

>> No.50427087

>>50426996
how much do you guys get for average annual return. do you beat spy/vti?

>> No.50427092

>>50427037
holy shit that bad huh

>> No.50427106

>>50427081
you are gay

>> No.50427187

>>50426996
Any tips for us retail apes trying to trade volatility/theta decay. I'm selling the OTM short strangle on SPY every day but I'm thinking about switching to selling longer dated options for more theta decay. I struggle with blowing my load too soon which gets me stuck in positions with shitty cost basis when if i would have waited, I could average up and or sell options with better probability. Also doesnt help that my underlying SPY position is at a $462 cost basis.

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50427191

>>50427092
>>50427051

poor people answers

>> No.50427205

>>50426996
do you have an in-house gym at work?

>> No.50427244

>>50427205
No but i have my own empty desk with no people in the room.

>> No.50427388

>>50427084
I don't trade pm's but i can confirm that there are other traders from other investment banks that work together to perform coordinated attacks, and this is one of the reasons btc spot etf keeps getting rejected because they can tank btc in a single attack due to it's relatively low market cap.
And guess what no one will go to jail !!!

>> No.50428042

>>50427388
They just trading the range and stealing biztards and plebbitors money?

>> No.50428127

When can I start making money again in the market?

>> No.50428134

>>50426996
what LOB are you working at OP?

>> No.50428166

>>50426996
do you wfh at all or 100% in person waging?
>t.waging myself in person now

>> No.50428636

>>50428166
Jp went fully in person unfortunately. Ruined it, was cozy during pandemic

>> No.50428657

>>50426996
How hard is it to find GME and BBBY shares right now? Pretty hard I'd imagine

>> No.50428678

>>50426996
Explain to me the inner workings on how you guys suppress the price of silver, and gold by using derivatives.

>> No.50428733

>>50426996
Is the economy?

>> No.50428763

can you tell higher ups to accept $zhao as a legitimate form of payment and to not laugh at me if i choose to pay with it to acquire your products

>> No.50429231

macro outlook for the next 6 months?

>> No.50429272

>>50426996
Do you have any insider info on crypto? If so, what are the bankers planning in the near future regarging them?

>> No.50429314

>>50429272
crypto is correlated to US market

>> No.50429325

>>50429314
So more rekt. got it.

>> No.50429342

Are you someone like Anton Kreil?

>> No.50430716

>>50426996
Do you work in London? If so do you know Andrey in m&a?

>> No.50430753

>>50426996
>AMA
It’s not Reddit, newfriend

>> No.50430754

>>50430716
Anyway if your still around OP. There's a girl that I know that works at JP. I've been trading derivatives for years and soon gonna start my own prop trading firm with the uni lads. Just wondering about compliance really. Planning to propose to her. But if there's some compliance issue. Ill go with option 2.

>> No.50432298

>>50430754
Congratulations on your proposal anon hope she says yes. Do you use algorithmic trading for derivatives?

>> No.50432311

Test

>> No.50432346

>>50427388
>and this is one of the reasons btc spot etf keeps getting rejected because they can tank btc in a single attack due to it's relatively low market cap.

do you mean they can tank BTC as it stands right now, or that if the BTC ETF gets approved, they can tank it using the ETF?

>> No.50432734

>>50426996
How efficient is the pricing on low volume options? Could a retail investor make money with hft and arbitrage on such options?
Also, what are your thoughts on investment strategies using long term itm calls in lieu of traditional leverage?

>> No.50432764

Stop manipulating the metals market you God damn bastards.

>> No.50432966

>>50426996
Why specifically do you manipulate metals? What is to gain from that? You could be manipulating a million other assets and nobody would care. Is it done to keep consumer prices down? Also, roughly what % people who work with you are jews or freemasons (or both)?

>> No.50432983

>>50427041
Bumping for lunch

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50433023

>low iq /biz/tards believe this larping faggot AND keep the thread bumped

>> No.50433265

>>50433023
A larper is more interesting than 90% of the threads on biz.