/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50424058]

>how is Monday treating you wagie?

[Anonymous No.50424136]

Another glorious day working from home

[Anonymous No.50424201]

>>50424058
>wfh
>Daily meeting is done
>going out to buy coffee and breakfast

[Anonymous No.50424313]

I'm a paternity leave until september. So this is what it feels like to make it. Wish I never had to wage again.

[Anonymous No.50424337]

>>50424201
God wfh is so comfy

[Anonymous No.50424360]

>>50424058
>WFH
>Be on meeting
>Say one thing, mute
>Smoke weed
>Unmute

[Anonymous No.50424407]

>>50424058
>tfw no work from home job
pretty comfy desu i work in a factory but more an office position, mostly shitposting. still wish i was at home though like a true chad

[Anonymous No.50424411]

>>50424058
Stupid meeting on Microsoft Teams is over.

Now I'm going to boot up DragonBall FighterZ, kick some people's ass with Kid Buu and start work after 3. Office wagies can suck my dick. Take that, you vaccinated retards.

[Anonymous No.50424465]

>>50424058
>wfh software dev
>have daily standup
>say that I think the task I already finished on friday will be done by the end of this week
>"excellent, keep up the great work anon!"
>end meeting
>sit outside with my coffee and shitpost on /biz/
the coof is legitimately the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

[Anonymous No.50424477]

>>50424058
I am boardposting on the clock.

Might order some food.

[Anonymous No.50424514]

>>50424465
>say that I think the task I already finished on friday will be done by the end of this week
lmao

I pull this shit too but I'm a Financial Controller. Sure, let me calculate your yields for your 3 portfolios by Wednesday. I should be done one in its entirety by tonight and we'll see my pacing for the next two tougher ones but I assure it'll be done right the first time

Ha. Fuck you vaxxies.

[Anonymous No.50424515]

>>50424058
I'm working away from a holiday resort with the wife and kids and some family - and getting handsomely paid. I use email and zoom, and go for a swim / drink whenever I fancy. Most companies I know now allow you to work from an other country for months. Oh and I'll be off for a couple weeks after that.
How is your life sir?
btw im writing this from the swimming pool

[Anonymous No.50424526]

>>50424058
>working from home
>work 4 hours a day
>about to get my second pay raise this year
My job is boring as fuck but I can't complain about the pay and benefits

[Anonymous No.50424566]

>>50424058

Really tired, I went to party and do cocaine all weekend long.

[Anonymous No.50424686]

>>50424058
I'm so tired of waging. I just want to walk away and fuck it all.

[Anonymous No.50424725]

>>50424058
my accountant is out for the week so I’m having do the daily balancing as well as the call report

[Anonymous No.50424771]

Just think: NEETs used to think their trump card was not having to go anywhere and being able to lie on their beds browsing 4chins etc. all day. Now thanks to Covid and WFH, the rest of us do that but also get paid vast multiples of whatever paltry amount they get in NEETbux. Think how fucking furious they must be, the dawning realisation that they've wasted their prime years.

[Anonymous No.50425061]

>>50424771
Kek they really are a pathetic bunch

[Anonymous No.50425238]

>>50424058
>go to office
>don’t do shit all day
>earn 6 figs

[Anonymous No.50425303]

>>50424465
QA must fucking hate you.
I did some time on QA and it was fucking hell having to wait a whole week for some small fixes.

[Anonymous No.50425761]

>>50425303
Not my problem. Although "finishing" by the end of the week will still be ahead of the schedule they gave me. My company does estimates by jeet skills, which is why I keep getting raises for doing the bare minimum.
>>50424771
NEETs are thoroughly btfo at this point. Imagine doing nothing every day and NOT getting paid for it.

[Anonymous No.50426594]

Boss makes a dollar, I make 3 cents, that’s why I shit on company time.

[Anonymous No.50428027]

>>50424686
nobody is forcing you to work

[Anonymous No.50428390]

>>50428027
You're right. I'm going back to leeching and sucking off your mom as always as your dad then.

[Anonymous No.50428444]

>>50428390
>as always as your dad then
Huh? Are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.50428458]

>>50424058
Drinking at a bar at 2:28pm thanks for asking

[Anonymous No.50428462]

JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAYYYY, I WIDH IT WAS SUNDAYYYY, THAT MY FUN DAYYYYY

[Anonymous No.50428570]

>>50428444
Yeah, daddy is drunk. Now git those slippers fo me or i'm gonna whip yo butt!

[Anonymous No.50428693]

>>50428570
You have to go back, kid.

[Anonymous No.50428727]

>>50428693
Try better insult next time. LOL

[Anonymous No.50428828]

>>50428727
summer newfaggot or plebbitor?

[Anonymous No.50428942]

>>50424058
>be me
>bag full of matic
>matic pumped 60%
>passed avax and polkadot by market cap
you tell me how im feeling

[Anonymous No.50428973]

>>50428027
Nobody is forcing you to eat/sleep/have shelter

[Anonymous No.50428983]

>>50424058
Not bad, wfh, pooing from home

[Anonymous No.50428989]

>>50424058
Started a new job and currently just reading procedures. I hate corporate life.

[Anonymous No.50429031]

>>50424058
>/biz/ went from a board of neets to a board of WFH codeniggers

[Anonymous No.50429036]

>>50424313
>Wish I never had to wage again.
keep making baby every year i suppose.

[Anonymous No.50429069]

>>50428828
Neither. It's your dad.
Don't be a newfag, anon.

[Anonymous No.50429079]

>>50424313
Kek you will have to wage forever now that you have kids.

[Anonymous No.50429336]

>>50425303
>be QA
>fail his shit after taking two weeks to "fix" it
>he goes back and fucks around fixing it again
>fail it again
>rinse and repeat until the client starts bitching
>his manager bitches at him
>finally "fixes" it
>never bothered to unit test is as usual with devs
>fail it again

[Anonymous No.50429426]

AAAAAAHHHHHH I WANT TO WORK FROM HOME!

[Anonymous No.50429492]

Where did you bros all get your WFH jobs? I am in IT/Network Administration and hate both my low pay and having to buy so much gas going into town every day.

[Anonymous No.50429946]

>>50424058
im a dentist
>wake up at 7
>get to work at 8
>first patient has huge cavities on all his teeth, says he normally feels pain on his upper left side but he took 3 percocet befire coming in so hes ok now
>second patient needs teeth pulled, pull them
>third patient need a root canal and crown, do it
>go to lunch
now im on my lunch break eating pho alone and scrolling on /biz/, hoping to god that all my patients in the afternoon cancel so i can go home early

i miss my college days of laying in bed with my gf, smoking weed, fucking, playing vidya together and watching movies every day. now i just go to work, go home, repeat.

[Anonymous No.50430009]

I wfh and for the past 2 weeks my boss is making me manually input customer data into an excel sheet. I asked if they could download python on my machine so that I can automate it and they said no so now I'm gonna spend the rest of the week doing data input lmao

[Anonymous No.50430088]

>>50429946
I hear the dentistry field has a high chance of suicide.

[Anonymous No.50430133]

>>50424058
Working from home doing nothing and lying about it.

[Anonymous No.50430286]

>>50430088
yes, and drug abuse

[Anonymous No.50431665]

>>50424058
Pretty good since I'm now investing on Lovelace world, the first functional metaverse as a service project and the only metaverse project that's actually doing things right now

[Anonymous No.50431691]

>>50424058
I am a terrible employee.
I dont try to be, but some days I literally cannot get out of bed and go in to work so i regularly call in sick etc. Ive always worked in factories or manual labor. Its been the same at my other jobs, and theres even been times Ive left jobs without giving any notice or calling them back.

I think I find jobs easily because I interview very well, Im polite and confident and seem "capable" because I am but I just cant tolerate doing boring shit 50 hours a week.
I work a while, save some money, quit, burn through savings, work again, etc.

I called sick today and might not be returning bros. Onto the next one.

[Anonymous No.50432595]

>>50429336
>never bothered to unit test is as usual with devs
The build pipeline should reject a change that leaves untested code unless you're in caveman land.

[Anonymous No.50432597]

>WFH
>update 3 tickets
>close 2
>call it a day

start of my shift 4:30pm
end of my shift 01:00am
end of work 07:00pm

[Anonymous No.50432659]

>>50424136
Same here probably did 4hrs tops today i really tried. Woke up late, made a comfy breakfast, took a 2hr lunch and nap. Now about to clock it as I wake up.

Going to ride this out until I make it all the way in the next 2024/2025 Bull Cycle.

[Anonymous No.50432700]

I’m a manager for a boutique gym studio. Shit is easy as fuck. Love being the boss of 20 year old women. Lots of drama but they’re very nice to look at.

[Anonymous No.50432720]

>>50432700
cheap ring for a cheap charlie

>marrying a woman ever

kys

[Anonymous No.50432831]

>>50432659
This, except I was edging to various pictorial material from e621, inkbunny and pixiv. I'm glad our economy rewards me for this. I am a very hard worker.

[Anonymous No.50433001]

>>50432720
Ring is 15 grand bud

[Anonymous No.50433382]

>>50428973
Correct. The world doesn't owe you anything.

[Anonymous No.50433679]

>>50424058
good day at my marketing gig. Its all 40+ years olds selling boats and my internet and creative experience is like magic for these people.

[Anonymous No.50434019]

>>50433001
>giving 15k to jews for a shiny rock so you can get married
Good goy

[Anonymous No.50434159]

>>50434019
Actually didn’t pay a dime for this, inherited from grandparents, but keep coping.

[Anonymous No.50434177]

>>50429946
it astounds me that people wait until their teeth are beyond fucked until they go to the dentist. is it due to a combination of their parents never taking them and poor dental hygiene?

[Anonymous No.50434179]

>>50424058
i work in a factory making slightly above minimum wage

[Anonymous No.50435270]

>>50424058
I had to run 11 miles up and down driveways in 110 degree heat index today. Got home and had to puke up my guts. At least It's my friday.

[Anonymous No.50436983]

>>50429946
>I get up around 7
>get outta bed around 9
>and I don't worry 'bout nothin' no cuz worryin's a waste of my time

[Anonymous No.50438811]

>>50424058
pretty good staked more AXL for it fixed 55% APR

[Anonymous No.50438832]

>>50424771
kek, I refuse to accept any job that is not WFH at this point.

[Anonymous No.50438885]

>>50429336
kek I'm not a jeet so I am actually able to write code that works on the first try.

[Anonymous No.50439897]

>>50430009
just downloaded it and programmed it in your head.

[Anonymous No.50441055]

>>50429946
What drives a man to get into dentistry?

[Anonymous No.50442442]

>>50424313

you get money for doing nothing?

[Anonymous No.50443794]

I woke up and the bot I programmed to do my trading for me made me $1400. Did some shit around the house, banged the gf and played some vidya

[Anonymous No.50443993]

>>50424465
>NEETs are thoroughly btfo at this point. Imagine doing nothing every day and NOT getting paid for it.
based.
What's your TC and stack sir?

[Anonymous No.50444020]

>>50434177
>lunch break eating pho alone and scrolling on /biz/, hoping to god that all my patients in the afternoon cancel so i can go home early
A lot of people seem to avoid to for embarassment or cost

In the US, a cavity will run you over $200. just a single cavity....not even the examination to find it

That's 10x 3rd world pricing.

[Anonymous No.50444028]

>>50441055
>What drives a man to get into dentistry?
Guaranteed easy job as long as you stay the course, right? That's what a dental school anon told me a while ago anyways