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>> No.50423434

remember rapehikes continue until unemployment goes above 5%. Cant have a tight labor market with wagies negotiating wages.

>> No.50423437

Hydrogen chads reply to this post

>> No.50423448

>>50423437
Reply if you can hear me

>> No.50423452

how we feeling SOXL sisters

>> No.50423456
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>>50423388
No, that's still a recession.

>> No.50423459
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>>50423388
I thought recessions were a good thing?

>> No.50423468

>SIGA
GAY SEX IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY GETTING POX ALRIGHT

>> No.50423500

siga homophobes

>> No.50423506

>>50423437
remember when the germans built that zeplin and filled it with hydrogen instead of helium because some jews convinced them they could save some money?

>> No.50423563

Dollar still dropping. Might be preparation for the big ECB meeting Thursday.

>> No.50423564

SPY $392 today

>> No.50423568

>>50423506
>Technology never improved

Ok elon

>> No.50423578
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>>50423506
Redpill us on the Hindengurg

>> No.50423610
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50423610

I have a fucking issue.

I only bought 100 shares of SIGA at $11.39.

>> No.50423616

The market is now just inverse the US economy

>> No.50423618

>>50423456
>>50423459
Its not even going to be a recession, we're going to skip the recession and just go into a transitory stagflation period. Wage growth will slow, pink slips will be passed out and inflation will remain relatively higher than the fed's target of 2%. The way the democrats plan to fight the inflation is well, they don't have a plan so they'll pass out more stimulus and there's going to be even more inflation.

>> No.50423630

>>50423563
Do you think they gonna bail out Italy?

>> No.50423705

>>50423630
It seems like that's been taken care of from what I know. Something about bonds from 3 strong countries supporting the 3 weak ones or something.
The big event will be whether they raise 25 or 50bps.

>> No.50423727

>>50423618
We will have high inflation for years, 2% target is impossible with what’s going on with the PPI and energy crisis

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>>50423388
>BEAR STATUS: BTFO
oops

>> No.50423741

>>50423610
sell a put, you make money from the premium and get more shares if it happens to fall
its like profiting from fomo

>> No.50423748

>>50423734
>cramer thinks there will be no armageddon
OH N-

>> No.50423770

>>50423734
HOLY SHIT SEVEN ANGELS WITH TRUMPETS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.50423772

>>50423618
>Wage growth will slow, pink slips will be passed out and inflation will remain relatively higher than the fed's target of 2%.
So just a continuation of the last few decades then.

>> No.50423773

I like fuel cell energy FCEL. They produce blue hydrogen by burning nat gas or biofuels and couple that with their carbon capture tech. I can see a lot of wastewater plants beckoning customers.

>> No.50423815

>>50423773
>I can see a lot of wastewater plants beckoning customers.
They would be better off just burning it and making electricity out of it. Waste water plants use a ton of electricity to run their blowers and pumps.

>> No.50423816

>>50423618
Those are ripe conditions for stock markets.

>> No.50423832
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>>50423770
You think those crazy angel descriptions in Revelations were aircraft?

>> No.50423837

>>50423815
>They would be better off just burning it and making electricity out of it.
If that were true than why do they all flare it off? They just burn it all

>> No.50423842
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50423842

*enters the thread and calls you a faggot

Soon.

>> No.50423877

gonna buy 10k worth of ASML puts before earnings and another 20k of SOXS today or tomorrow. I'm so excited to be shorting the signature ETF of this dogshit general and their $4k accounts. The bagholder tears are going to make the gains so much sweeter

>> No.50423879

Accidentally showed my resume while presenting my screen this morning. I was uploading it on LinkedIn and Indeed earlier and didn’t realize it was still up.

>> No.50423893
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>>50423842

>> No.50423898
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>>50423618
>we're going to skip the recession and just go into a transitory stagflation period.
Well shit.

>> No.50423900
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50423900

Bros I’m starting to think my 7/20 $375 SPY put is not gonna make me money before exp…….

>> No.50423902

>>50423837
The world can just use dead frozen Euros to fuel itself

>> No.50423904

>>50423837
Capital cost. Yeah you can do something, but is it really worth the upfront cost of doing that thing? Is it going to pay for itself in a year, two? Probably not so they just burn the shit for safety reasons.

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50423927

>he panic sold the bottom

>> No.50423928

So what's up with this crabbing again? It's so fucking boring.

>> No.50423937

>>50423863
I'm retired and you guys are my frens.

>> No.50423938

>>50423879
alpha move. ball is in their court now

>> No.50423940
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RAAAAAGGHHHHH

>> No.50423943

>>50423904
You have to consider the environmental factors. Governments are trending hard to offering major tax breaks for clean tech and penalizing dirty practices

>> No.50423944

>>50423937
Based.

>> No.50423950

>>50423927
I unironically almost did lol.

>> No.50423957

Reminder to get your max short positions in today before the reversal

>> No.50423963

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50423972

>>50423938
I just said it was for my sister to use as an example and closed out of it. I’m not trying to be passive aggressive or anything. I just genuinely need to escape from this place. I’m tired of waking up with a knot in my stomach every day, including weekends. I’ve even thought of going back to school to get the hell out of tax accounting. Job market is horrendous right now.

>> No.50423976
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50423976

I spent the whole weekend cumming deep inside thus 95 pound blonde that's 8 years younger than me. Every time I finished and was laying in bed after I couldn't help but think how fucking gross fans are... imagine bloody anal sex with open pus filled sores all over your dick. Imagine the smells.

Anyways I doubled down on SIGA puts on the scam exit pump today. Looking forward to the WHO globohomo meeting where the entire guidance is "needing to fight the stigma of the virus" despite it being exclusively contained to a degenerate population of people that will never reproduce or contribute anything to society other than inventing new forms of ass aids

>> No.50423983

>>50423972
You work for the Big 4?

>> No.50423995
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50423995

>PLUG
I want off this roller coaster

>> No.50424000

>>50423388
Qudian QD - buy this and thank me later lol, it's going to 10$ today.

>> No.50424001
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50424001

Lets all take a moment to laugh at the SIGA "gay sex" pumpers.
Many of them have been banned, but they're all still lurking.

>> No.50424007
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50424007

SIGA is all over the place today. It's trying it's hardest to pop.

>> No.50424016

Was most of this OIL collapse seriously because people thought Biden would convince Saudi Arabia to just apperate a million barrels of oil overnight?

>> No.50424019

Reminder shorting SIGA up here is free money especially with the retard brigade pumping it

>> No.50424023

>>50423995
Should have gone with FCEL. Plug went the green hydrogen route about 30 years too early. Generating hydrogen with natural gas and biogas coupled with carbon capture tech is the more immediate play

>> No.50424030

>>50423976
I fapped today after not fapping for a week and realized I'm officially getting old and my dick barely works anymore.

>> No.50424038

>>50424023
Wife has FCEL, its been a shittier stock than PLUG

>> No.50424042
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50424042

America has collectively decided to just ignore all its problems and it's beautiful

>> No.50424052

>>50424030
if your dick isn't working it has nothing to do with your age
get off your ass, stop watching porn, stop eating literal shit all day

>> No.50424053

>>50424030
How fucking old are you? Eat healthier

>> No.50424054

>>50423388
>pic
I mean they're not wrong, something is only true if you hear it in mass media, like the "pandemic"

>> No.50424056

>>50424030
sad

>> No.50424060

>>50423983
Used to. Now I’m at an F500 company that’s even worse. People are old and set in their ways. They want to automate everything with Alteryx and it never fucking works right. It’s just a smoldering ruin of a team. I’ve been here almost three years and really cared about it, but I’ve basically given up over the past year and my performance sucks. Other companies only want people straight out of public accounting, so my job search is basically like a 60-year-old trying to find a new job. I make it to the final rounds and they always pick someone straight out of public. At this point I’m willing to take temp or contract positions. I just need to escape.

>> No.50424066

>>50424053
I'm 35. It honestly doesn't even bother me.

>> No.50424068

>>50423976
you were thinking about gay sex while you were fucking a chick? i got some bad news for you bro...

>> No.50424069
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>>50424019
I'm being greedy

>> No.50424072

>>50424038
OR, maybe just MAYBE...
>women are bad at investing

>> No.50424076

>>50424000
>QD
lol.
Did they finally decide to go through with it and buyback some shares at negative EV and 10% bookvalue?
Or is this just another fakeout where they announce some fake PR before they burn more money on some corrupt bullshit?

>> No.50424078

>>50424030
Shouldn't have taken the vax. Now you're low T

>> No.50424080

>>50424060
My brother was about to make partner at KPMG and left, got burnt out after like 1 million 80 hour work weeks in a row

>> No.50424082
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>>50424016
Sadly yes. To be fair, pundents and analysts all seem to have the attentive memory of a goldfish. They will glom on to any news or possibility of news that fits their world view. So they are for the most part useless.

>> No.50424084

>>50424038
Sure, because they’re both speculative companies. I’m just saying I think plugs product makes more sense

>> No.50424085

I just FOMO'd into 100 SIGA shares
If I don't at least double my money by the end of the year Im going to kill all of you

>> No.50424090

>>50424066
i'm 41 and i could get it up to fuck your grandmother
you have bad habits

>> No.50424101

>>50424090
doubtful boomer

>> No.50424106

>>50424016
Yes and the CEO of Recession Fears was adamant to stop buying oil.

>> No.50424112

>>50424101
I'M HARD RIGHT NOW NIGGA JUST IN CASE HIS GRANDMOTHER IS LOCAL GET ON MY LEVEL

>> No.50424114

>>50424030
they make pills for that, but make sure you talk with your doctor before taking them to be sure you're healthy enough to smash puss.

>> No.50424117

>>50424085
I have 1 option contract for $15 March 2023. Safe and sweet

>> No.50424118

>>50424016
Oil spikes/dumps are due to lack of liquidity in the futures contracts. Volatility + price makes it hard to sit on large futures positions, which leads to more volatility, which makes holding those positions even less tolerable.
Oil's still gonna be rangebound until SPR drain is done though. November at the earliest.

>> No.50424126

>>50423832
For me its the biblically accurate rings of eyes

>> No.50424131
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>$NFLX said it expects to report a loss of 2 million subscribers for the second quarter after announcing an unexpected first-quarter subscriber loss of 200,000 users in April - Yahoo Finance

>> No.50424132

>>50424112
quit lying you fucking boomer scum and quit buying overpriced homes right now!

>> No.50424133

>>50423943
If something is worth doing from a economical point of view they shouldn’t need grants and shit to do it. If governments are pushing it then it’s just an added cost on to the business that they are forced to do. It doesn’t mean that it’s green or anything, in fact it’s probably not green because of the added resources allocated to the bullshit technology. Government meddling in free market activities is not a good thing. We are where we are today because of their meddling in the first place. Cheap interest rates providing cheap money so stupid businesses can keep on carrying on like business like usual instead of innovating and improving their processes.

>> No.50424138
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PGNY chads notify me of your current position

>> No.50424142

>>50424080
I’m sure he’s in a much better place mentally now. Killing yourself with work is just not worth it. It’s why I left public after only three years. I thought my current company would have a work life balance but apparently not.

>> No.50424147

>>50424072
well...yeah. Her strategy of buying what I buy after it dumps seems to be working well though.

>>50424084
PLUGs been making big strides but I think its just at the mercy of the tech sector.

>> No.50424149

>>50424131
and that's a good thing here's why!

t. Moshie Goldstein-Cohn

>> No.50424153
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50424153

Frens, question regarding GOOG vs GOOGL. I'm considering swing trading and/or day trading one or the other. GOOGL seems better because it has more volume, but that surprises me, because it's the Class A stock. I would think day traders and other degenerates would be relegated to the Class C stock. Are there any headaches or anything I should be aware of with short-term trading of one or the other?

>> No.50424156

>>50424066
I'm 33 and all I notice is needing like 15 mins between sessions now instead of like 5 before.

Gym is important. It's the only gains they can't take from you.

>> No.50424163

>>50424042
The stock market isn't the economy or America. You gotta remember that.

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Eurobros we can't stop winning

>> No.50424166

>>50423976
cope more fag

>> No.50424171

>SIGA
stinky poopoo time

>> No.50424182

>>50424118
>Oil's still gonna be rangebound until SPR drain is done though
I don't think so. It hit the low $120s despite that. The SPR release has been priced in. It's only 1 million barrels a day.

>> No.50424187

>>50424142
I moved in with him after I got out of college and honestly I NEVER saw him I didn't believe he could work that much it was insane.

>> No.50424190

>>50424131
... but it just said it for that report

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>>50424030
Bro I'm nearly 35 and I don't think I was this horny as a teenager.

>> No.50424198
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>cramer opens
>not deep red yet
Clown market fails to make sense yet again.

>> No.50424204

>>50424114
I've thought about it. I also forgot to mention that I hate women so much it's unreal. So I don't know if it's worth spending the money on dick pills.

>> No.50424213

>>50424165
based forex chad

>> No.50424222
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>>50424204

>> No.50424241

>>50424153
Best to not trade pajeet stocks, imo.

>> No.50424248

>>50424182
$120 is top end of the range.
There'll likely be some surprising demand from EU this winter as they choose between sub-optimal power source alternatives, but for the summer it's hard to see anything that pushes it past that previous high. We'd need like a complete lockdown of Russian/Iranian oil or some shit. Like a literal blockade, not just pretend "sanctions" that hurt our western governments the most.

>> No.50424251

>>50424030
damn just stop consoooming the goyslop and do like 60 minutes or cardio a week and you will feel like a porn star.

>> No.50424257

>>50424204
>we got a poo in the lieu
Buy TLRY

>> No.50424279

>SIGA

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.50424287

>>50424248
>$120 is top end of the range.
Ok yea I agree, I thought you meant rangebound in the low $100s. There are nonetheless price targets around the ATH in the $140 to $160 range, which I think would be hit at the peak of the summer demand.

>> No.50424290

>>50424248

or just a fucking hurricane lmao retard

>> No.50424292

>>50424279
Strangely
Intense
Gay
Assholes

>> No.50424303

>>50424204
You just haven't found the right woman, or you're a prime candidate for catching the monkie pox.

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Ok, I just bought some puts. 388.5-390 on spy looks too tough. I think it'll hold.

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>>50424290
And I thought hurricane season was ova

>> No.50424321

>>50424138
>What if it was men that brought down fertility?
Retarded play, male fertility is irrelevant

>> No.50424326

>>50424142
I left after hitting manager. You could always go back to public, they’ll take you.

>> No.50424332

>>50424303
I dunno it's been a couple years since I've been laid. The last woman I was really turned on for was this Korean prostitute, I slept with a few times when I was on a business trip.

>> No.50424341

>>50424066
Kek I'm the same age, and I need to jerk off 3-5 times a day still. git gud

>> No.50424347

>>50423618
>>50423727
das rite

>> No.50424349

>>50424332
What did you guys do?

Also long SOXL

>> No.50424350

>>50424030
Time to invest in gay sex you sissy slut

>> No.50424383

I am going to just say this once.

Everybody stay away from MSFT. They know that you guys think Pelosi is a safe bet. They established that already big time. They also know that you guys will always inverse Cramer.

STAY AWAY FROM GOING LONG ON MSFT.

And dont listen to shit on reddit. Stay vigilant.

>> No.50424385

>>50424241
>pajeet
I'm a trader. I don't care about fundamentals as long as it's a large cap stock.

>> No.50424387

>>50424326
Yeah I thought about it. I just don’t really have the personality for it. I left public because I was burnt out and wasn’t good at delegating and reviewing work. I don’t like telling people what to do. I’ve accepted that I’ll be stuck at senior staff roles. Were you in tax or audit?

>> No.50424392

>>50424318
>388.5-390 on spy looks too tough.
that's because it's resisting at a triple top that's been forming since June

>> No.50424393

>>50424066
>>50424090
>>50424156
>>50424341
I'm 37 and I'm on my way to reach the third full month of NoFap thanks to NoSexLife.

>> No.50424394

>>50424349
We went to the casino, had dinner, had drinks. It was funny because she wasn't a trashy prostitute by any means, more of an escort. She had a boyfriend but apparently didn't care for him much. I actually wonder if I still have a picture of her saved.

>> No.50424400

Once hydrogen powered excavators, bulldozers, loaders, and other heavy equipment take off then it is hydrogens turn.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q1-__SYskjc

>> No.50424408

>>50424392
Pretty bearish signal?

>> No.50424412
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>>50424385
>I don't care about fundamentals

>> No.50424413

stinky kikes manipulating the siga stock again, i will buy more you niggerfaggots if you dump it more, enjoy missing kikefags

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I love me some Susan Li

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>>50424320

>> No.50424430

>>50424393
>NoSexLife
Is this a website or something? or just a statement about your life being devoid of sex

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>>50424408
extremely

>> No.50424436
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50424436

Damn everyone in here is old as fuck.

>> No.50424437

>>50424421
There some mexican slut at my gym that looks exaclty like this

>> No.50424444
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>>50424413
dimond hands brother. if you sell the hedgies win, and as we know they get wedgies.

>> No.50424448

>>50424430
>Is this a website or something? or just a statement about your life being devoid of sex
take a guess

>> No.50424457

>>50424383
Why MSFT specifically?

>> No.50424459

>>50424400
Nah, once hydrogen semi's come out that will be the game changer. Plan accordingly:
>Nikola
mismanaged
>hyzon
shit
>toyota
Only guys that have their shit together

>> No.50424463

lmao im 25 and have ED issues
its so over for me
atleast i have alot of money

>> No.50424464

>>50424436
how do we stop the /smg/ boomer infestation?

>> No.50424469
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Sorry in advance, SOXL bros, but I just bought

>> No.50424473
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50424473

>>50424383
>LOOK AT MY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL TEXT
>I DON'T NEED TO GIVE ANY REASONING OR EVIDENCE, JUST CAPS LOCKS

>> No.50424476

>>50424463
>atleast i have alot of money
how much?

>> No.50424481

>>50424436
>>50424464
youngins are too busy advancing their careers to shitpost weekday mornings

>> No.50424482

>>50424457
windows is bad for the environment. street shitters on suicide watch.

>> No.50424483

>>50424463
hit the gym and quit eating shit ffs

>> No.50424486

>>50424030
Thats why I stopped nofap. It became a use it or lose it situation

>> No.50424489
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50424489

>>50424290
SOON

>> No.50424490

>>50424436
Zoomers only know crypto

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50424491

>>50424481
>advancing their careers

>> No.50424492

>>50424459
Heavy construction equipment uses massive amounts of fuel. A mine could buy an on site hydrogen generator and run its fleet of rock trucks. I agree with semi trucks too.

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>>50424464
You buy a house yet lad?

>> No.50424506
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50424506

>>50424481
very doubtful

>> No.50424510

>>50424481
haha yeah...

>> No.50424520

>>50424486
or fapping was literally the only form of exercise you got. then went down to zero exercise.

>> No.50424525

>>50424492
If you need more gas just build more gas stations bro

>> No.50424530

>>50424436
>30's
>old as fuck
You'll be a 30 yo boomer soon too.

>> No.50424532

>>50424499
>every house in my area is 50% or more above what it should be
haha working on it

>> No.50424537

>>50424412
Uhm, Saruman eventually lost, sweaty. Fundamentals btfo

>> No.50424541

>>50424400
If I was this company I’d just make a video showing this thing run, but really it’s just a diesel inside. It’s like that transport truck from nikola going down a hill. Invest in my clean tech guys!
Anyways, as long as diesel is still around and we’re allowed to use it no one will be buying these things. And when it is phased out, people will be using shovels not heavy machinery. The future is bleak my friend, the golden age is over.

>> No.50424543

>>50424464
remember rent is due on the 1st and it increased $200 starting August 1st

>> No.50424544

>>50424520
Its entirely possible

>> No.50424553

>>50424530
I already said ITT I'm 34 ya boomer.

>> No.50424557

>>50424492
Yeah but I dont think the normies won't get behind it. Contractors like tried and true diesel, and its not on the forefront as much as other stuff so the politicians/ect wont offer incentives, tax rebates, ect.

>> No.50424558

>>50424499
>>50424543
i hate you fucking boomers so damn much

>> No.50424559

>>50424492
what powers the hydrogen generator?

>> No.50424560

I have come to the conclusion that buying options is for suckers.

>> No.50424562
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>>50424464
idk, but the boomer truly ruins everything they touch.

>> No.50424572

>>50424436
Life comes at you fast, son.

>> No.50424580

>>50424560
I've been far more successful with weeklies than with stocks. t. up about 100% and a hundred k this year

>> No.50424581

>>50424436
It’s why we’re so wise here.

>> No.50424583

>>50424560
You say that, but have you tried getting calls on SOXL such that you 3x your leverage?

Yes, the forbidden SOXXXL technique.

>> No.50424585
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50424585

what's the official narrative for soxl and pelosi

>> No.50424588
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50424588

>Tradingview has no UK data
You are here
>Withdrawals suspended due to unscheduled maintenance

>> No.50424591

>>50424476
120k
would say its alot for my age talking to people i know

>> No.50424598
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>>50424436
Your turn is next

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>>50424530
>Implying any zoomer will live to see 30.
Nothing personal kid

>> No.50424600

>>50424591
nice stack

>> No.50424604

>>50424585
Pelosi dined with the CEO of SOXL, David Soxl, last week to ensure him the CHIP bill would be passed.

>> No.50424605

>>50424444
lmao i'm not selling g i'm the most diamond hand you'll probably ever meet (yes, i'm a bagholder)

>> No.50424612

>>50424558
You either live long enough to become one or you turn into a commie lefty literal faggot with pox on his dick that wages for $15/hr to pay rent

>> No.50424618
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>>50424558
100% in DE

>> No.50424619

>>50424604
SOXL is a fucking ETF what the fuck are you talking about, are you retarded?

>> No.50424624

I am addicted to browsing the SEC IPO list and buying garbage stocks

>> No.50424631
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>>50424464
Getting a little too mouthy for my liking zoomer. Give me your phone, you've lost your privileges for the rest of the day. No TikTok either.

>> No.50424633

>>50424559
A generator powered by hydrogen, dum dum.

>> No.50424634

>>50424463
Cialis daily
you get better workout muscle mass gains and a fat dick

>> No.50424636
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50424636

Uh, why can't SPY break 390?

>> No.50424639

>>50424619
>imagine being new

>> No.50424643

>>50424619
>he doesn't know

>> No.50424644

>>50424619
>newfag doesn't recognize david soxl memeing

>> No.50424648
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50424648

BOBO ART THOU WELL?
>BOBO ART THOU WELL?
BOBO ART THOU WELL?
>BOBO ART THOU WELL?
BOBO ART THOU WELL?
>BOBO ART THOU WELL?
BOBO ART THOU WELL?
>BOBO ART THOU WELL?

>> No.50424652

>>50424580
I can't do weeklies I'm too risk averse.

>> No.50424665

>>50424633
why not just burn the hydrogen tanked in for the generator? instead of putting 100% in genny to get 50% out for equipment.

>> No.50424674

I have 20% of my portfolio unallocated after selling boil too early (sold at 56 when weekly inventory reading showed steady) what now?

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>>50424619
>not knowing the infamous, omnipotent, and revered CEO of SOXL, David Soxl
You're not going to get to date his daughter Daisy Soxl with that kind of attitude.

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>>50424652
Don't feel bad Anon, I am risk adverse too. I'm just holding my divvie stocks while I wait for the clown market to sort it's self out.

>> No.50424702

>>50424665
Because we’re talking about peak clownworld hypothetical situation here.

>> No.50424704

>>50424648
fu im about to leave /biz/ until the market tanks again like i always do during these runs

>> No.50424709

>>50424290
Hurricanes are free upside, but I wouldn't make a play specifically based on that chance.

>> No.50424711

Give me a <$1 stock NOW

>> No.50424713

>>50424634
Your body becomes dependant dependant on that chemicalchud

>> No.50424716

wtf do i even buy in this clown chop market

>> No.50424718

>>50424704
>Bobo going into hibernation.

>> No.50424726
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>>50424619
Begone newfag

>> No.50424732

Shiiiiet Im making a lot of money

SOXL to $50 EOY

>> No.50424744

>>50424709
>Hurricanes are free upside
Imagine all the electricity windmills will generate. #greeneconomy #greennewdeal

>> No.50424752

>>50424639
>>50424643
>>50424644
>>50424726
I can smell the boomer on you faggots

>> No.50424759

>>50424752
>i was merely pretending

>> No.50424760
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50424760

I'm am going to officially restart fomoing into DCAing VOO

>> No.50424770

>>50424713
It's funny, in my 20's I was always worrying I wouldn't last long enough in bed, In my 30's I pray to God I can maintain an erection. The latter is much more distressing and embarrassing.

>> No.50424772

>>50424436
I don't think you should consider late 20s (or early 30s) old. It's hard to be posting here much younger than that.
It takes a few years of work to build enough savings to be worth investing. Even then, most get baited by cryptoscams nowadays before discovering old fashioned stocks.

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>>50424713
That is a psychological construct. Your body forms no tolerance to it.

>> No.50424777

>>50424752
Lurk 2 years before posting

>> No.50424785

>>50424619
Go back to The Reddit, faggot.

>> No.50424784

>>50424752
>boomer holding axe body spray.gif

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>>50424777
No.

>> No.50424797
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50424797

Dick works fine. But talk about hair loss. hoo boy.

>> No.50424800

>>50424770
Unironically -- 5mg Cialis daily if you workout. Hammercock+Estrogen antagonist.

>> No.50424801

>>50424463
Is it with new girls or with girls you've been with a while? I thought I had ED issues but realized it was just being nervous with new partners. Started taking Viagra whenever I would be with a new girl the first few times and then wouldn't need it after the first couple times. Hims will give Viagra to anyone, I was 23 at the time

>> No.50424812

>>50424772
stop coping!

>> No.50424815

It's because Cramer rang the bell

>> No.50424835

buy KOLD $19.12 11:33am EST

>> No.50424845
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50424845

I want to short this so bad
>>50423995
Do not shake the essex

>> No.50424847

>>50424436
I'm 45. You'll be lucky to make it this far

>> No.50424852

>>50424835
Based KOLD schizo is back. I remember you

>> No.50424860

>>50424770
bro just do some cardio. like 15 minutes a day. and stop eating shit. early 30's and have to cum 2-3 times before I'm done with her. previously ate shit, no exercises and smoked in 20's and sometimes felt like I couldn't even finish. age is an excuse and drugs are cope, just get healthy.

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>>50424847
ffs i can't imagine being this fucking old

>> No.50424875

>>50424852
keep tight stop loss
natural gas is the widowmaker

>> No.50424877

>>50424860
If I decide I want to date again I probably will.

>> No.50424878

>>50424868
it's not that bad

>> No.50424885

>>50423578
>>50423506
hydrogen is lighter than helium. The zeppelin can hold more but be smaller over all... if it uses a highly flammable gas.

>> No.50424888

>mfw 27
damn i thought i was way too old to be in here but turns out I'm a young one

>> No.50424893

>>50424698
I basically treat covered calls, and cash secured puts as dividends

>> No.50424894

>>50424852
>>50424875
You betting on Putin knocking out another LNG terminal or?...

>> No.50424898

What a boring ass day. Shit is barely moving.

>> No.50424910

>>50424877
Until then just visit the massage parlor from time to time and get a sloppy handjob by a crooked teethed Thai

>> No.50424913

>>50424773
Unironically I'm going to not trust the science on this one and rather side with a t9n of experiences from men who have used this medication rather than female researchers hired by the drug company. Sorry your dick doesn't work rite

>> No.50424924

>>50424894
>>50424852
whew, didn't expect that candle desu
might want to bail if you entered

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50424926

>>50424898
Sneed

>> No.50424940

>>50424868
It comes at you exponentially faster as you get older. I remember in the years between 18-21 the though of getting old was laughable. Now I'm in my mid 30's and starting to panic realizing it's been nothing but one bad decision after another for 15 years and there is no going back.

>> No.50424944

>>50424913
again -- any dependence on benis bills is due to psychological constructs that men produce. There is no physiological dependence on it. Accept mediocrity instead of improving your heart health.

>> No.50424950

Broa I turn 29 on the 31st of July. I'm starting to become depressed over my age

>> No.50424951

>>50424924
>>50424835

>> No.50424952

>>50424878
Better than the alternative

>> No.50424954

You people are so susceptible to fake news it’s astounding. MSM says everything is fine and you lap it up.

Can’t wait for you faggots to lose everything.

>> No.50424955

>>50424924
Is all good. Good luck with your trade

>> No.50424966

>>50423434
for me, i'm waiting for highet unemployment and lower iubnflation.
thats my bottiom signal

>> No.50424967

>>50424926
Show dollar amount or you're gay

>> No.50424968

>>50423459
Hahahahahaha

>V shaped recovery bro!!
>Keep buying bro bull run 4ever bro
>Inflation? What are you crazy!
>Lmao it's just a soft landing bro xD
>Didn't you hear powell bro, inflation is under control
>Yeah yeah BUT it's only a mild recession!!!

Sometimes I just want to slap retail investors so much it hurts. Just let the market fucking crash already

>> No.50424971

>>50424954
This

>> No.50424987

>>50424752
pajeet plz leave

>> No.50424988

>>50424950
Wait till you turn 35 and have no friends, no family, and your only contact with other humans is through drive-thru windows.

>> No.50424996

The following are the only boomers worth following:

Gary Vee
Greg Mannarino
Peter Schiff

That is the exhaustive list

>> No.50425005
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50425005

Say something nice to him

>> No.50425008

>>50424996
>Gary Vee
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH A AH AH AHA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>> No.50425009
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50425009

Check volume

>> No.50425012

>>50424559
Natural gas

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>>50423388
Why are we pumping?

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50425020

How do we get past 390 bull bros?

>> No.50425024

>>50424996
>Gary Vee
> Gary "Buy NFTs at the top because blockchain is revolutionary bro" Vee

>> No.50425030

>>50424988
Is much as I prefer to be alone the thought of this is terrifying. Having no personal connections with anyone. Nobody cares about you or rather you live or die. You are invisible to most. Not even that previously thought annoying phonecall from mom once in awhile to remind you someone cares about you.

>> No.50425037

JEPI was a mistake...

>> No.50425041

AMD n BOIL.

Boil will make money. What I’m not sure about is if we topped out or if it will keep climbing hopefully for at least this week. AMD is good buy right now. It’s peeked almost double less than a year ago because COVID work from home blah blah. Msft and maybe Sony will announce 2nd gen console and will boost AMD but I don’t see anything making it jump in the near future other than that

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>>50424954
>fake news it’s astounding. MSM says everything is fine


BULLISH

>> No.50425058
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50425058

>$16
>$16
>$16
>$16

>> No.50425076

>>50424968
Where were you the past half year? The market has been crashing

>> No.50425077

>>50425058
>lum poster top signal
Buying puts

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50425081

>anyone older than me (29)
LMAO
>anyone younger than me
die

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>>50424968
well, honk honk.

>> No.50425085

I found a lump in my ballsack bros, is it over?

>> No.50425093

>>50424860
Sleeping and stretching both help recovery times.

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>>50424888
Checked, but do you even have pubes yet?

>> No.50425105

>>50425081
>turn 30
>crushing feel of lost time you will never get back, not meeting the disney fairytale ideals you've been flooded with since childhood

Your turn is next

>> No.50425109
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50425109

SOXL sissies
Sag tits has joined our server.........

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>>50425020
we dont (i'm short 392 calls)

>> No.50425125

>>50425030
Yep, eventually you get so used to being ignored and forgotten that the idea of NOT being ignored and forgotten is even worse So you consciously turn into some sort of movie extra when you're in public. You make no impressions on anyone. You make no one sad, no one happy... and no one even remembers you were there. And you consider this a success, because it's what you deserve.

>> No.50425128

OMG I turned 2K to 250K with this DISCORD GROUP only 399.99 PER MONTH $APPL $TSLA $AMD $GOOG $META $COIN

>> No.50425153

>>50425085
that’s one of you balls dropping
it’s ok
one day soon there may be another one

>> No.50425162

>>50425105
It would have been nice if we would have got to experience the economic boom the boomers did when they were in their 30's now. Instead we get to deal with living in the biggest nightmare of the last century instead.

>> No.50425185

>>50425077
Remember when /smg/ kept letting lumtranny bake?
Embarrassing era of /smg/.

>> No.50425189

>>50425020
is that the infamous triple top

>> No.50425199

>>50424954
I already sold my calls, sold my covered calls and rotated in USAC puts, SIGA puts and UVXY. Sorry you missed this cycle retard stop shorting the bottom/shorting on red days

>> No.50425208

>>50425162
>we have it the worst
>we’re the smartest and best
>old people are idiots
the more things change the more they stay the same

>> No.50425215

I fomoed into siga in PM and immediately it began dumping. Sorry. Want to kill myself right now.

>> No.50425217

>>50425076
You think this is a crash? Everything is still inflated as fuck. We need to go lower. I want shit stocks like bumble, rivian, etc to go under insolvency, forced mergers and acquisitions etc

>> No.50425226

i'm 31 years old
my networth has declined ~20% YTD
i'm financially floudering
i'm emotionally broken
i ostensibly want children but it's nearly impossible to imagine myself living much longer, let alone 10+ years
i should probably break up with my woman and kms and just be done with it

>> No.50425229
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50425229

OOOOooOOOOOoooOOOOO

>> No.50425245

There is no way we don't end up red with Cramer ringing the bell

>> No.50425267

>not holding GME

ngmi

>> No.50425269

>>50425245
it’ll be a mark on the line similar to the bogs
>here’s where it managed to get even worse

>> No.50425294

>>50425269
i can see it lawlz

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>>50425226
>>50425208
>>50425162
>>50425125
>>50425105
Reply to this post to gain some positive energy.

All you to do is go outside and thank the sun. Bask in its energy and protection.

>> No.50425309

>>50425226
I'll probably do the same, except I don't need to break up with anyone. She took care of that already...

>> No.50425313

>>50424321
They do benefits for men and wamen, retard

>> No.50425315

>>50425300
Based Ra worshiper.

>> No.50425316

new:
>>50425305 >>50425305 >>50425305

>> No.50425317

>>50425185
that was peak /smg/ the fuck are you talking about
this is the shit era when 4 figure portfolio fags think they are Burry and every other thread is filled with dick posters

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50425354

>>50425300
I have been outside recently. I went hiking on Saturday and yesterday I walked to KFC (ticker: YUM) for dinner

>> No.50425367

>>50425300
Based Sol enjoyer.

>> No.50425390

>>50425300
based sun god recognizer

>> No.50425407

>>50425226
i've heard that before. you just wanna escape not kill yourself. your pride is holding you back from doing what you actually wana do. sell your shit delete social media dump her and pull a bruce wayne and just disappear. just go, go someplace else and don't look back.

>> No.50425442

>>50424967
percentage is better than dollar amount because it shows raw success regardless of money.

>> No.50425462

>>50425407
i know that that's what i need to do, you're dead on
but i can't
i don't think it's pride, i think it's just classic fear and risk aversion
i'm playing it safe and as a result i'm making my life wholly undesirable

>> No.50425463

>>50425354
KFC has some tasty food. I like their original recipe fried chicken thighs, the cole's law, and pretty much everything on the menu is good.

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50425471

>>50423452
>They will see us waving from such great heights come down now
>They'll say

>> No.50425486

somebody make a new thread we will all get new IDs and in the next one I'm going to pretend to be really old

>> No.50425496

>>50425300
Based Sol Invictus poster.

>> No.50425545

>>50425471
twink music

>> No.50425842

>>50425226
>~20%
So you followed the wider market? You do know line goes back up right?

>> No.50426654

>>50423388
NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON'T
BREAK THE WALLS, I'M COMIN' OUT

>> No.50426684

>>50424457
Because the narrative they established tells that everything that Pelosi touches turns into pure profit. Now they are pushing her new investment on reddit heavily, like, if you copy her moves you are guranteed to win big time. Extrapolate that onto a bell curve and you know that this is not going to happen.

Stay away from going long on MSFT.

>>50424473
Thank you for confirming my supposition.