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[Anonymous No.50413813]

I keep having sex in my lucid dreams. Like, the moment I figure out I'm conscious and I can do anything, I just conjure up different women I've seen in my life and I have sex with them. When I finish, it feels amazing, it really felt like I came. Infinite cum. I'd fly back to my college, and see my class crush there and fucked the shit out of her. I'd fly to my secondary school and fuck this hot teacher that I keep undressing with my eyes while she taught me. I'd fly everywhere, every crush, every location, and even any girl I see in the streets in that lucid dream I'd fuck her and cum inside her. However, when I wake up, I don't have any stains or whatsoever so It's like I have infinite cum and I don't know if that's good because I wanna do fun stuff like webswinging like spiderman or conjure up a mecha and fight a kaiju but I keep nutting and conjuring hot babes and fucking em straight off the bat. I can't stay away from nutting lucid ectoplasm while conjuring big juicy titties bouncing on my face. The worst part is that I could make it even better for myself. I can make the tiddies bigger, pussy tighter and I can just demand for them to do stuff because it's my dream and so it all just works out for me instinctively but objectively I can't do the things I wanna do as aforementioned because I'm just too busy nutting myself to death everytime I count 6 fingers on each hand. Buy $C00M.

[Anonymous No.50413822]

based and coom-pilled

[Anonymous No.50413830]

AAAAAAAAA

I'M COOMING

[Anonymous No.50413863]

>>50413813
was this written by some sort of genius ai or something

[Anonymous No.50413937]

>>50413863
>was this written by some sort of genius ai or something
Coomer.anon.ai

[Anonymous No.50414053]

>>50413813
Same for me except that I hate it and I also can't maintain it. I can have the most unimaginable, surreal, atmospheric dream possible, but if I gain self-awareness, my reptilian side takes over, I immediately look for a female to fuck, and then wake up 5 seconds later. Sometimes I'll wake up extremely horny, but other times I won't even be hard, it's just like "DAMN IT, why did I have to ruin such a great dream with sex?"

[Anonymous No.50414063]

Must consoooom the coom

[Anonymous No.50414142]

Does anyone else get literally rejected in their dreams? Either that or we flirt the whole time and I wake up before anything can happen

[Anonymous No.50414200]

>>50414053
>ruin
>with sex?
I don't understand your question anon

[Anonymous No.50414252]

>>50413813
Based lucid dreamer. What method do you use? What reality checks do you prefer?

[Anonymous No.50414264]

>>50413813
based. Just sleep all your life anon and be able to fuck any woman without leaving your room

[Anonymous No.50414283]

>>50414200
>download coomer wojak for my collection
>check filename
>1658101604040891.gif
WTF mods just added a few extra digits of precision to the unix time meter. Does this mean that overlapping images are now impossible?

[Anonymous No.50414291]

>>50414252
well he's having sex the entire time, that's probably the only reality check he needs

[Anonymous No.50414307]

Wet dreams are just a pain in the ass most of the time.

The sexual tension itself in the dream is absolutely amazing, but the moment you are about to coom in the dream I also start cooming IRL and I always wake up mid coom with my brain still rewiring to reality while my dick ejaculates, but not completely freely because I just woke up and there's this disconnect of my brain and body and it really doesn't even feel that good, closer to pissing yourself than the usual true relief of cooming.

Then you have to change your underwear and sheets immediately, just a pain in the ass. Fuck nofap you just end up with a not fulfilling wet dream every 7 days, just jerk off 2-3 times per week no porn that's it

[Anonymous No.50414333]

>>50414307
>Then you have to change your underwear and sheets immediately, just a pain in the ass.
Why?

[Anonymous No.50414451]

>>50414053
You have to solidify the dream when you go lucid so you don't wake yourself up. Touch the nearest surface and focus on feeling the texture and experiencing how real it feels. Do this until the Dreamworld stills and you are more calm. Than you should be able to explore. Good luck. Lucid dreaming is a real magic that no one can ever take from you

[Anonymous No.50414464]

>>50414291
No a reality check is something you do while awake. Like reading text or trying to push your fingers through your palm you do it so that it becomes habit and you do it while dreaming and realize it's a dream and become lucid.

[Anonymous No.50414724]

>>50414333
What why? Because you just coomed all over yourself and the bed?