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50408317 No.50408317 [Reply] [Original]

Should I mention my loses?

>> No.50408336

>>50408317
I can't believe you're a failure at writing suicide notes as well

>> No.50408340

>>50408317
Stop being a little bitch. Man tf up you coward.

>> No.50408361

>>50408317
Write it in iambic pentameter

>> No.50408368

Im sure there are self help books out there that teach you how to write a suicide note.

>> No.50408376

>>50408317
writing a note kind of implies someone cares

>> No.50408381

mention haircomb currency

>> No.50408386

>>50408317
why would you even leave one? once youre gone thats it. you have no feeling. literally nothing. you wont feel bad about not leaving one. if you do feel bad about not leaving one then maybe its because you feel bad about not being alive in which case you shouldnt do it

>> No.50408391

>>50408317
short like your life. I bet you made all that money within the last five years and you're between 20-30. do the math faggot, money will be back. go sulk on facebook.

>> No.50408450

Omg guys I like lost 100k my life is over.....
Bro go get a fucking loan or some shit before you come to these stupid suicidal conclusions, get a small loan or some shit

Don't bitch out over money holy fuck, I would rather live in a sleeping bag and a shitty tent out in the wilderness before I think of giving up

>> No.50408491

>>50408336
My sides. Begone.

>> No.50408515 [DELETED] 

>>50408317
Gimme your crypto please
I'm sick and in dire need of money if you're gonna kys anyway
0x1550Ca9E4b480f69B7681dCFC8DFA5dA38Bc79aE

>> No.50408652
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50408652

>>50408317
>leaving any notes

>> No.50408743

>>50408317
3 word minimum.
Most go with “Goodbye Cruel World”

>> No.50408834
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50408834

>>50408317
1 page is perfect

>> No.50408909

>>50408317
Life is worth living my friend. The future you in 1 year will laugh at the idea of suicide if you can hold at these levels

>>50408834
>implying cobain wrote this

https://youtu.be/Sd0e9sPL7D8

>> No.50408977

>>50408450
fuck you

>> No.50409001

If I Had More Time, I Would Have Written a Shorter Letter - Mark Twain

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Da Vinci

Here is an example

Dear Everyone,

Bye.

Sincerely, Anonymous

>> No.50409106

>>30504562

Don't do it, everything will be okay

>> No.50409127

>>50408317
Preferable not too long. They're already cleaning up the mess you left behind, asshole.

>> No.50409473

>>50408361
BASED

>> No.50409502

>>50408317
Dude, buy LUNC then wait a year, and you'll be fine. Please don't an hero.