[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 25 KB, 576x438, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
50403931 No.50403931 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>just finished gruelling night shift and at supermarket doing some food shopping
>walking around minding my own business
>Cute woman with a foreign accent approaches me and asks if I can help her buy some car oil, shocked.jpg
>Lvl 30 grand wizard here btw
>Walk over to the car aisle, I have no idea about anything related to cars
>She tells me her car and whether a particular oil product would work, I said I wasn't too sure and asked her to google it. She said she tried that but her English wasn't great so she couldn't tell.
>She opens her phone, leans into me and asks me to read
>Our heads are basically touching at this point, I can smell her perfume, this might be the closest I've ever been to a woman
>Long story short, I help her choose the right oil and she thanks me, suddenly when I'm walking away she calls me back and asks for my number..WTF
>That was two days
>She just texted me asking if I wanted dinner tonight, this has to be a scam right?

I need advice chads

>> No.50403953

>>50403931
You are two days late with everything.
Every half hour that went by her is like 30 hours for you. Time isnt the same for you and her. if you think you should be doing something now you are already a day late. At least.
Strike iron while its hot.

>> No.50403960

it's a trap

>> No.50403971

It's got to be a scam but what if you have the chance to go on a real date. With a girl.

>> No.50404022

Probably not a scam, just go for it

>> No.50404063

>>50403931
Just go for it sperg. relax, don’t prentend you are something you are not. Be yourself and enjoy the ride.
It’s not rocket science

>> No.50404114

>>50403931
>>50404063
Yep, go for it. Women aren't that complicated, only the initial interaction is something you should worry about if you lack confidence, but you already passed it.

>> No.50404211

Go for dinner, be polite, show an interest in her and you can tell your grandkids this story later

>> No.50404255

>>50403931
Everythings a scam. Everything.

Captcha: 4RRR4

>> No.50404285

>>50403931
Get it riden. Immediately before / during dinner

>> No.50404388

>>50403931
go to the dinner but make her pay for it.

>> No.50404489
File: 176 KB, 331x365, 3073F1CB-5821-417C-B1DD-31C09F759D2C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
50404489

>>50403931
> foreign accent
> cant google
She is a single mom who entered burgerland on a travel visa looking for a local to marry and divorce rape

>> No.50404523

>>50404489
but she smells good

>> No.50404539

>>50403931
Go hit it

>> No.50404547

>>50403931
no, it's probably not a scam
have a date in a bar or restaurant, and try to enjoy it!
get to know her and tell her what you're passionate about.
it's gonna be fine.
If you feel anxious beforehand, 1 drink of your choice will help (don't overdo it)

>> No.50404556

>>50404489
so? pump and dump

>> No.50404560

>>50403931
women are gay men. talk about her interest which is probably gay stuff

>> No.50404562

>>50404255
checked and sadly true

>> No.50405292

>>50403931
Fuck you it should have been me

>> No.50405374
File: 2.66 MB, 576x720, 1657998024610.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
50405374

>>50403931

She likes you retard! Go out go dinner with her!

Source:

>Chad
>Volcel
>Wizard

>> No.50405390

>>50404211
Checked and based

>> No.50405421

>>50403931
A woman asking for YOUR number is so rare.. You absolutely can't fuck it up unless you literally tried.

Good luck!

>> No.50405592

>>50403931
Woman approached (You)?
My nigga you're in
Say yes, have fun, and please report back
We need more stories like yours around here

>> No.50405635

I jusy gave in my two weeks at a company, and a female coworker who was always nice to me said she'll miss me a lot and asked if I wanted her contact info so she could be a reference for future jobs. We exchanged info but I thought it was weird to ask since references usually don't mean much unless they come from managers. She was also the only one in the company to ask me this. I'm retarded and ugly so I don't know what to think from this.

>> No.50407199

>>50404388
Only acceptable answer

>> No.50407457

Some women are very intuitive about relationships and when they meet a man that fits with them they know it right away. I met a woman at a workshop. Spoke with her just a little bit. When it was over, she contacted me. She had a cover story, but it very quickly became clear that she had a romantic interest. I thought she was attractive enough to be worth getting to know a bit, but I certainly wasn't "smitten". We have been together five years now and she is BY FAR the best woman I have ever been with. Somehow she saw the potential for us long before I did.

>> No.50407582

Very Reddit thread

>> No.50407670

>>50407582
Incel.

>> No.50407712

>>50403931
Did you see her buy the oil?

>> No.50407867

>>50405635
Ask her out. You're leaving the company and like you said her reference isn't worth much. What do you have to lose? If she says no it's fine you can just ghost her like you probably would have anyway.

>> No.50407942

>>50403931
Avoid this succubus at all cost. She will fuck you good and that will be the end of you. You will never be a real wizard again.

>> No.50408053

>>50403931
not a scam.
go for it.
if she ask for money for sex, why not.

>> No.50408109

>>50403931
Women are not typically aggressive like this. It was most likely a man I’m like 80% sure.

>> No.50408261
File: 351 KB, 1080x1295, 76D71963-2D7E-4A15-9A84-DA447BD75012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
50408261

Very scammy, keep your guard up

>> No.50409096

>>50403931
>her English wasn't great
into the bin she goes

>> No.50409231

>>50407457
similar story with my ex wife. I wasn't at all interested in her, was just friends with her, but she always wanted to be more. After a while we got together, and it was by far the greatest time and relationship of my life. I still to this day haven't felt that way about another person and don't think I will ever again. I wasn't attracted to her initially but she grew to be the most beautiful woman in my eyes, and the sex was off the charts amazing every single time. things didn't work out (im a western asian, her family very traditional, dad essentially forced her to make a choice, no kids yet, you know what she chose.) To anyone reading this- don't discount a woman because she's "homely" or "average" or even you don't think shes that attractive at first as long as she's not ugly you can grow to love her appearance more than you could ever imagine. I'm not saying settle for a fatty or a beast, but a woman who doesn't make you look twice are often times the best partners.

>> No.50409396

>>50408261
Fuck off twitter fag

>> No.50409442

>>50409231
So she divorced you cause you didn't want kids?

>> No.50409490

>>50409231
so she chose to fuck her dad? thats rough

>> No.50409769

>>50403931
you better go to dinner and not overthink it you dumb lucky bastard

>> No.50410916

>>50403953
Jesus first post worst post :')

Don't text her like you're rushed or something, be distant and DONT act needy like this retard suggest.

>> No.50412523

I'm so horny and lonely bros. Can this please just happen to me once

>> No.50414232

>>50403931
If you are going make sure to pick the place.

>> No.50414253

>>50404556
>he thinks there will be asks in the order book

>> No.50414370

>>50409231
big brained

>>50409442
>>50409490
Anon was vague, no doubt.

>> No.50414379

>>50408261
this

>> No.50414453
File: 981 KB, 500x500, F4874448-D4CB-4ABC-A0F0-E5C03FDB0C50.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
50414453

>>50403931

>> No.50414598

Are women this desperate?

>> No.50414627

>>50405374
Look at the lengh of those arms. She's a midget. Manlet gains.

>> No.50414654

You're going to wake up in bath tube without a kidney.

>> No.50414729

>>50414654
whats a bath tube, ranjeet?

>> No.50414756

>>50414654
This

>> No.50414809

>>50403931
she will eventually fuck you over

>> No.50414851

>>50404211
put me in the screencap so OPs little faggot kids can see this post

>> No.50414901

>>50403931
Just be yourself anon

>> No.50414943

Probably a trap. But also a probably a larp.

>> No.50415269 [DELETED] 

Syscon utilizes Bitcoin as a consensus method by utilizing the merged mining mechanism.

>> No.50415426

Ignore it completely, save your virginity king

>> No.50416792

Text her dick pix and gay sex pix immediately.

>> No.50417068

>>50403931
here's what you do:
>tell her great!
>I have a wonderful place in mind on me
>ask for her address
>google map it
>if it looks like anything other than a crackhouse or meth den go pick her up
>take her to eat
>if things go well take her back to your place
>stay in control of the date and be a man

yw

>> No.50417099

>>50405374
fuck going out to dinner. Make her cook for you.

>> No.50417156

>>50403931
just be yourself

>> No.50417197

>>50417099
this would work better if you knew her already. You def want to be the alpha and stay in control of the environment on a first day unless she is just down to fuck and you don't want a gf but it sounds like OP needs a relationship and would bomb a one night stand due to autism and anxiety if he just showed up at her place

>> No.50417242

>>50403931
Maybe, wear a bulletproof vest and don't bring cash or a debit card.

>> No.50417402
File: 497 KB, 570x529, dumbledore wojak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
50417402

>>50407942
lvl 30 wizard here. your wizard status will not be revoked, the only requirement is to make it to 30 and after that no one gives a fuck if you keep wizard status or throw it in the trash. the second you hit 30 and have achieve wizard status your wizard card gets printed and sent in the mail. The Council does not actively keep tabs on whether its wizards retain wizard status and no expiration date is printed on your wizard card. I have mine hanging in a frame in my office, you are fine.

>> No.50418493
File: 27 KB, 247x500, bh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
50418493

>>50403931
Uh, she wants you to do her dumbass.

>> No.50418549

>>50403931
If she's foreign you probably have at least one dinners worth of conversation you can do it

>> No.50420048
File: 5 KB, 250x228, 1638556524432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
50420048

>>50403931
You watch too many Romantic Comedies op....
If this actually happened you are getting set up for a robbery or some kind of scam.

>> No.50420154

>she is nice to me
>this can't be real

>> No.50420281

>>50407712
This.
>wymmin putting oil in car
doesn't fucking happen, ever.
unless it ran out of gas/petrol and they are trying to get it going again.

>> No.50421742

>>50403931
What a fucking idiot

>> No.50421807

>>50403931
Probably wants citicenship, you have something she wants, so levarage it in your advantage.

>> No.50421898

>>50403931
This is so fucking sad. That you feel the need to lie and pretend to work out your fantasies here. Get help