should I kms?

[Anonymous No.50400904]

[Anonymous No.50400920]

>>50400904
a good way to decide is to list out all the pros and cons on a piece of paper.

[Anonymous No.50400938]

>>50400920
Or just check my digits.
If dubs, then OP MUST suicide himself, and it MUST be happening tonight.
Rollin'.

[Anonymous No.50400940]

>>50400904
Do you have life insurance? At least make your death profitable so your life isn't completely worthless

[Anonymous No.50400942]

>>50400904
why?

[Anonymous No.50400952]

>>50400904
what's the point of giving up? leaving wont change anything.

[Anonymous No.50400955]

>>50400938
Rolling for death by hanging

[Anonymous No.50400965]

>>50400904
yes, keep yourself safe until the bullrun

[Anonymous No.50400970]

>>50400955
Don't you dare

[Anonymous No.50400974]

>>50400904
nah, might as well just stick around and see what happens next

[Anonymous No.50400987]

>>50400904
>>50400955
It's done, OP.
Peace out, bruh.

[Anonymous No.50400996]

>>50400904
No, give your life to Christ

[Anonymous No.50401001]

>>50400938
Rolling for OP’s death

[Anonymous No.50401003]

>>50400955
guys this isn't funny, OP is an idiot, if you meme him he'll probably really KHM.
>>50400904
OP, these guys aren't on your side, but I am.
This is a big decision, and just like any big decision in life, like getting married or buying a house, you need to do research before jumping in.
Try reading some religious texts and see which God is right for you, that way you'll have an after action plan. Also consider taking out life insurance for added profit.

This is a big move my guy, by smart about it.

[Anonymous No.50401005]

>>50400904
Been here. Not a fun place to be. Give it 24 hours and see how you feel after that.

[Anonymous No.50401032]

>>50400904
depends on why you feel that way

[Anonymous No.50401064]

>>50400974
saved that image. what a thing

[Anonymous No.50401098]

No

[Anonymous No.50401105]

>>50401064
it's one of my favorites

[Anonymous No.50401143]

>>50400996
This.

[Anonymous No.50401163]

Only if you’re a janny

[Anonymous No.50401195]

i want calls on the $suicidepod

shits got woodgrain, kinda want one to park in my house as a real statement piece

[Anonymous No.50401209]

>>50400904
kissing your sister is illegal.

[Anonymous No.50401223]

>>50400904
i ask myself this question everyday

[Anonymous No.50401287]

>>50400942
I'm tired of being conscious.
The best part of my day is when I go to sleep. The worst part is when I wake back up.

[Anonymous No.50401299]

>>50400955
oof, checked

[Anonymous No.50401308]

>>50401287
Well, no matter what you do you will eventually kiss your sister, whether you do it yourself or someone else kisses your sister.
Might as well try to make your dreams reality while you're still alive. Either way you're gonna kiss your sister, so why not do what you want in the mean time?

[Anonymous No.50401317]

>>50400974
>written by everybody, controlled by nobody
beautiful

[Anonymous No.50401327]

>>50401287
Have you tried heroin? Might as well before dying.

[Anonymous No.50401331]

>>50401287
It doesn't have to be that way anon. What's stopping out from being happy? Is it REALLY stopping you?

[Anonymous No.50401347]

>>50401327
that's such an npc line of thought you should be one kyssing not op. some lives are just beautiful whole in their own tragedy and doind retarded drugs will only make it worse than having it ceased

[Anonymous No.50401350]

>>50400904
>kms
Ticker (KMS)?

[Anonymous No.50401353]

>>50401287
kek I really like sleeping too.
but why is your day bad, what part is bad?

[Anonymous No.50401368]

great thread, how do i profit sir

[Anonymous No.50401375]

>>50401347
Spoken like a guy whose never done heroin.

[Anonymous No.50401389]

>>50401299
double checked

[Anonymous No.50401395]

>>50401375
You don't "do" heroin.
Heroin does you.

[Anonymous No.50401406]

>>50401395
Like I do ur mother haha

[Anonymous No.50401425]

>>50400904
No. The timeline shifted tonight around 7 Pm est. you should at least see how you like this timeline.

[Anonymous No.50401432]

>>50400904
>should I kms?
This is a business and money making forum. That said, you should only do it if you're worth more dead than alive.

[Anonymous No.50401437]

>>50401406
You don't "do" my mother like you don't do heroin.
Heroin is a beautiful women with a massive strap on.

[Anonymous No.50401447]

>>50401437
You call picrel massive? Maybe YOU should kys

[Anonymous No.50401461]

>>50401447
>You call picrel massive?
Why can you take a bigger one?

[Anonymous No.50401486]

>>50401461
Probably, as long as it's not nigger colored

[Anonymous No.50401489]

>>50401353
All of it. Every waking second is miserable. I get no joy out of anything. Even fapping is a exhausting. I want to sleep forever

[Anonymous No.50401530]

>>50401489
eat more fruits and vegetables.

[Anonymous No.50401551]

>>50401299
checked. It's over for OP

[Anonymous No.50401601]

>>50401486
London

[Anonymous No.50401616]

>>50401530
this will solve nothing. your probelsm are with your psyche and no bs like this will imrpove anything. focus on your thoughts and emotions.

[Anonymous No.50401628]

>>50401489
YOU need to WANT to get better. Google MBSR free. Take shrooms. Google mindbloom dot com. Keep posting here.

[Anonymous No.50401641]

>>50401489
did you tell anyone? family/friends

[Anonymous No.50401645]

>>50401347
the black pill is not strong with this one

[Anonymous No.50401650]

>>50401628
what are those? honeypots?

[Anonymous No.50401654]

>>50400904
yes, you posted a thread about yourself on /biz/
that alone is enough yo warrant your death

[Anonymous No.50401667]

>>50401641
I dont have any

[Anonymous No.50401680]

>>50401628
>YOU need to WANT to get better
also bullshit. you need to ACCEPT every emotional state you're going through. then you will also get better but it should be the side effect of improving your psyche. WANTing to get better will make you desperately avoid negative emotional states which is very clearly your natural emotional state right now so it's retarded. first accept your life and your feelings as they are only after that can you genuinely improve

[Anonymous No.50401696]

>>50400904
Ur depressed and sad? Lucky. I cant even begin to feel anything. Pain means u still care.

[Anonymous No.50401709]

>>50400904
You forgot to add financially to your question, jannies remove this off topic thread

[Anonymous No.50401715]

>>50401696
do you take any drugs/"""meds"""

[Anonymous No.50401720]

>>50401650
No. I didn't want to shill but google for Palouse Mindfulness. It is the only one that has been tested in a clinical setting and it fairs better than every single pharm. 8 weeks. You can do that.

The other site was an anon who said it helped him, I can't vouch for it. But it looks legit. And I've been told by professionals K is better "better" than shrooms or L for depression.

[Anonymous No.50401723]

>>50401709
op here changed IP. i meant
>should I kms? (financially speaking)

[Anonymous No.50401731]

>>50401680
>>50401628
>>50401489

I know what you actually need to do but it'll cost you some eth.

[Anonymous No.50401747]

>>50401731
your an npc telling an unmotiviated bored of life person to eat fruits and vegetables. you don't know shit and you're not getting shit

[Anonymous No.50401754]

>>50401489
Go eat a really nice meal

[Anonymous No.50401759]

>>50401747
you're actually hard up for some happy vibes if you even entertained the idea of paying for suicide prevention advice.

[Anonymous No.50401769]

>>50401667
when do you think you will do it?

[Anonymous No.50401777]

>>50401489
>>50401754
Do this. Fuck the cost, you can't take the money with you anyway.

[Anonymous No.50401808]

>>50401723
Ok,false alarm jannies, thread is on topic and shouldn't be deleted

[Anonymous No.50401829]

>>50401680
Based. I guess I mean more self love and acceptance of self and state to allow you to realize you deserve to get better and can. There are many paths.

[Anonymous No.50401846]

>>50401723
yes faking your own death can be useful to getting debtors off your back

[Anonymous No.50401858]

>>50400904
Real advice?
close your eyes and imagine yourself in your happiest state.
Where are you?
What are you doing?

If you say something like, "I'm kayaking in a national park" then go do that.
Take your happy idea and turn it into a goal and as long as you work toward that goal you will be happy.
extra points for finding people with the same goals and networking with them.

[Anonymous No.50401877]

>>50401829
>self love
you should never try to love yourself, just change until you become the person you genuinely love. consequently, it's perfectly fine to hate yourself, in fact you always have perosnality traits that you should hate even if you can't get rid of them you should never deny how you truly feel about yourself.
as long as you keep it honest WITH yourself you will eventually change for the better and be better. but the trick part is, once you accept yourself for whatever you are, that you have no idea what that 'better' is. but you can still feel gradually becoming more and more true to yourself and whoever you're meant to be.

[Anonymous No.50401886]

>>50401601
Bro no homo were just having fun here.

[Anonymous No.50401890]

>>50400904
no. watch some near death experience vids on youtube. we are here to challenge ourselves and grow and shit. killing yourself is not going to help anything. in fact it is probably going to make you want to come back and put yourself in the exact same situation again until you get good enough to work through it instead of just trying to escape.

[Anonymous No.50401908]

>>50401886
finally a good comeback.
I was worrying you'd end up like OP.

[Anonymous No.50401935]

>>50401877
>keep it honest WITH yourself you will eventually change for the better and be better. but the trick part is, once you accept yourself for whatever you are, that you have no idea what that 'better' is
Checked. Based. I was thinking about that earlier today. But my self talk is brutal, so the love myself, is more like, be real.

[Anonymous No.50401943]

>>50401908
God speed anon. We're all gonna make it. Faggot OP included.

[Anonymous No.50402084]

>>50401696
>>50401715

[Anonymous No.50402086]

>>50401667
We are your friends. What city do you live in? That could be part of the problem/solution? Big cities more titties.

[Anonymous No.50402115]

>>50402084
Based