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[Anonymous No.50396167]

>finally graduated with a Masters in Computer Science
>took me 10 years to finish the degree due to clinical depression
>did zero (0) interns
>now trying to get a job
>send out hundreds of applications
>get rejected every time
>unemployed for a year now
Please give me a job or I will legit kill myself.

[Anonymous No.50396224]

>>50396167
>please give me a job
Why do you want to hurt yourself so?

[Anonymous No.50396237]

>>50396167
>>50396167
Languages and level of proficiency?

[Anonymous No.50396262]

>>50396167
>Modern mid wit: the post

[Anonymous No.50396280]

>>50396167
Enjoy working help desk for the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.50396291]

>>50396237
C/C++, Java and Python. I would say I am average at best.

[Anonymous No.50396298]

How much debt have you taken on spending 10 years to get a Masters?

[Anonymous No.50396303]

>>50396262
at least he did get the degree. whats your excuse? what did you major in?

[Anonymous No.50396311]

>>50396167
At least you're /fit/.

[Anonymous No.50396325]

>>50396291
Do you have a lot of projects on github?

[Anonymous No.50396333]

>>50396303
>at least he did get the degree. whats your excuse? what did you major in?

[Anonymous No.50396334]

>>50396167
>>finally graduated with a Masters in Computer Science
literally WHY
why didn't you stop at a fucking bachelors?

there's literally no benefit to masters unless you're going all the way to phd
you wasted years that could have gone into internships and employment

[Anonymous No.50396337]

>>50396291
Link to your GitHub pls

[Anonymous No.50396424]

>>50396167
>10 years to do a masters degree due to muh depression
holy shit just get a lawyer and make a claim for SSI disability depressionbux because something is clearly wrong with you

[Anonymous No.50396435]

>>50396334
absolutely not true at all

[Anonymous No.50396438]

>>50396333
wasted trips on a fool inside a glass house

[Anonymous No.50396445]

>>50396291
There are tons of data entry 'ecommerce' jobs.
Learn the job and business, then use python and selenium to automate your work
Congrats. You're semi retired and still suicidal.

[Anonymous No.50396473]

>>50396167
> no experience
Yeah you aren't getting hired. Imagine spending 10 years for getting a bogus academic degree.

[Anonymous No.50396501]

>>50396167
this is why the LeaRn To CodE thing is a meme. Someone with a MS in CS knows how to code, cant get a job. MD and DO are the only good degrees and JD can be a good degree. The rest are a waste of time. I got a MS in CS and people from hack reactor and degrees in biology were getting prestigious jobs at lyft etc. I dont even get an interview. Then boomers are like iTs YouR reSumE or zoomers are like hOws YouR GitHuB prOfiLe? Like its not about that at all. Its about connections for startups and most other companies, and for fang if you somehow get an interview its can you do leetcode mediums and hards

[Anonymous No.50396513]

>>50396167
depression isn't real you're just lazy

[Anonymous No.50396532]

You know you’re supposed to work part time as an intern in a big globohomo company or government agency for at least 2 years while doing uni along with some TA work experience to get hired right?

Otherwise you just end up behind the McDonalds frier with a M.Sc.

[Anonymous No.50396540]

>>50396501
>letting yourself be a victim
just lie. make up experience.

[Anonymous No.50396549]

>>50396513
Depression isn’t tangible, it most certainly is real.

[Anonymous No.50396568]

>>50396167
Its over

[Anonymous No.50396602]

>>50396291

What REST frameworks do you know for Java? Are you proficient with Spring? Not trolling, first question I would ask you in an interview, before asking you to evaluate the quality of my transition.

I have 15 mins. I am going to interview you.

> Tell me how you use streams in Java 8 (and golden showers)

> What's your experience with Angular / React (and angling your fist in my anus, no homo)

> What is your RDS experience? Can you normalize a greenfield DB for me? (Or do you want to greenfield my throat, no homo)

> What's your experience with Cloud Infrastructure? Tell me about infra you set up on Azure, AWS, Gee Cee Pee? (not Icy PEE)

> Tell me about a CI/CD pipeline you built, or dou want to give me the pipe?

> Do you want to TDD my chocolate star? In other words tell me how unit and Integration tests tie into your pipeline.

Seriously, this is the mid interview.

[Anonymous No.50396605]

>>50396435
a bsc with years of experience is a ton more valuable and skilled than an msc with zero experience
this is just irrefutable fact

you learn so much more on the job than in academia
it's not even close

[Anonymous No.50396682]

You're net getting hired because you took 10 FUCKING YEARS to get an msc, if I saw your resume slide across my desk I would chuck it immediately. If I were to interview you I would be concerned for my safety.

[Anonymous No.50396696]

CLEARLY >>50396568 doesn't own an air fryer.

[Anonymous No.50396746]

>>50396682
>concerned for my safety.
kek this. OP sounds like a workplace shooting waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.50396849]

>>50396682
>>50396746
I'm a bit autistic I guess. Why would the resume indicate he's dangerous?

Because 10 years for a degree means he's gotta have mental health issues? (if I read paot I get it but purely on the resume?)

[Anonymous No.50396869]

>>50396682
How would you rate someone who NEETed for 4 years after high school because he was depressed and then got a bachelor's in business computer science in 3 years?

[Anonymous No.50396887]

>>50396869
Just tell them you travelled the world. Did some odd jobs, volunteering here and there. Never tell them about mental health issues. Maybe pretend you're gay.

[Anonymous No.50396890]

>>50396280
So I dont know about 10 years, but yes, helpdesk is where you will start. It's nothing personal, it's just the place most people in IT start because having 2 years of experience really is like entry level knowledge.
Don't be cocky, if you really have the working knowledge of a masters degree then you will show that you are above helpdesk really quick.
But my guess is, you will be humbled.

[Anonymous No.50396936]

>>50396849
if someone needed TEN FUCKING YEARS to complete what a normal person completes in 2 years, would you trust that they have the competence and discipline to do 40 hours of work in a 40 hour period, especially when they have absolutely zero internships or projects that demonstrate or prove any sort of technical competency or ability to work on a team in a technical setting?

[Anonymous No.50397023]

>>50396936
Ofc I wouldn't. I just don't understand why that person would be considered 'dangerous'.

[Anonymous No.50397072]

>>50396501
>prestigious jobs at lyft

[Anonymous No.50397075]

>>50396167
Jobs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Apply for SSI. You have a genuine disability

[Anonymous No.50397129]

>>50396936
OP here. It took me 10 years to get the Bachelors and Masters degree which normally take 5-6 years in my Uni. It took me so long because I had severe depression and social anxiety and did absolutely nothing for almost 4 years, was basically a NEET.
So will I never get a job? Never live a happy life, never get a girlfriend? Well, I am going to kill myself then, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.50397207]

>>50396334
Masters helps if op wants to do research

[Anonymous No.50397210]

>>50396605
>you learn so much more on the job than in academia
tbqh this
post-secondary is only useful for getting entry-level domain knowledge

[Anonymous No.50397238]

>>50397207
yeah
like I said

[Anonymous No.50397524]

>>50396890
I was sort of kidding about the 10 years, it would probably take a normal person a couple years to move up to something better like you said. If OP was depressed going through college he is going to be suicidal working help desk.

[Anonymous No.50397534]

>>50396549
wrong.
get a job and stop watching your chinese cartoons all day you lazy bum

[Anonymous No.50397582]

>>50397072
lyft pays well