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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50380797

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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>>50383897
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,207.121B, 97P = 22.754B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,153.750B, 95P = 22.671B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>> No.50383933

I’d sell it if I were you

>> No.50383943

squeeze next week lmao check em

>> No.50383953
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50383953

I'd buy if I was you

>> No.50383956
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50383956

Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Alien Headed AMC Holding Somalian Incels can do about it.

WAGMI

>> No.50383985

Yeah im shitting, Cohen is supposed to run a shit and shit shit and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his shitting

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50383989

WAGMI my fellow white knights

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>>50383873
Ledditproxies change the design and remove all the trackers and bullshit by way of filtering through their own opensource. They are so effective that the spam filters on cuckchannel blocks them entirely. You really need to go back.

>> No.50384032 [DELETED] 

i'm drunk

>> No.50384036

Bend over, Kenny boy.
It just gets worse from here.

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>> No.50384081
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50384081

When do we get to laugh at then?

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SS not loading for anyone else? I think Reddit shadowbanned it.

>> No.50384105

>>50384081
1 more week

>> No.50384117
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50384117

>>50383897
Thanks, as always

>>50383953
I did and got lucky and timed the bottom near perfectly

>>50384055
Based and checked dubs of analytical insight

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>>50384032
I like your id, wagmi

>> No.50384127

>>50384103
Werks if you used teddit.net

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50384128

>>50384055
Checked and based. Take care of yourself, fren.

>> No.50384132

>>50384103
interesting. It's doing the same thing for me and I don't have any adblockers on for it. How fucked is that.

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>>50384126
6767 id check wagmi

>> No.50384164

kek baggies

>> No.50384187

Kek crypto baggies

>> No.50384198 [DELETED] 
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50384198

Why did tje placeholder for gamestop nintendo ps3 sony xbock have miso soup in his name? Did I do this with my kuso miso technique? The answer is yes. Search your hearts, uou know it to be true.

>> No.50384201

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vzy502/wait_wait_wait_the_type_is_bonus_issue_not_stock/

anyone discuss this in the previous thread(s)? Is it insinuating that the dividend will use GME cash so the share price remains unaffected? This is getting interesting (well more than it already was)

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>>50384201

>> No.50384244

>>50384201
It's a dividend paid in shares, so they are bonus shares. There's nothing to discuss except that OP is retarded.

>> No.50384247

>>50384103
Just checked. Both old and new works.

>> No.50384251

>>50384201
The price wouldn't have been affected beyond the first week, anyway.

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50384270

Still holding, general threads getting wicked gay tho so everyone can sneed

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50384275

WAGMI, FRENS!!

>> No.50384293

Ken...

It's literally over. Why try to dump. Why move to Miami. What's the point. We know what you're doing. You won't win. You just can't.

Sincerely,
anon

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50384342

Damn 16m shares DRSed. I wonder what % of retail people actually DRSed.
I have only 50% in CS for example because my bank depot doesn't let me transfer
my shares easily. Then again many are 100% DRS others are 0%. I wonder what the
overall % is.

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50384394

DRS or no balls, suck my dick, Ken Griffin NXIVM pedophile, you feel it too, don't you?

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>> No.50384419

>>50384342
I have 50% of my holdings in CS, half in an ISA I cant. I also have a larger pot in a pension with the same broker I can't move either. Post split I'll have 1300 shares, 272 will be in CS. Best I can do.

>> No.50384438

>>50384342
There must be a lot of people like me that are just sitting on shares that they never DRSed. I kept telling myself I would DRS half but never got around to it because I procrastinate to much.

>> No.50384441 [DELETED] 

So this is a schizo post but I unironically think MOASS is very close now for personal reasons I will talk about in this post…
So I kinda have been chatting to God about what my life would look life after MOASS throughout this year and I pretty much stated that I would continue to study and ideally have a chill part-time job so I’m not a degenerate rich NEET who becomes even more socially retarded due to the increased isolation with my autism.
So last month I went back to study and I legit just got the best part time job ever last week (unexpectedly)… it’s literally just data entry for 15-20hrs a week at a small chill office and they know I’m autistic so they don’t pressure me into all the social shit that office life usually entails. It pays great and I get to start at 11 in the morning (fuck yeah).
It seems that (to me) with the news of the 4-1 divvy (being confirmation of the 741 schizoposts actually being legit… 7= July, 41= 4-1 split divvy) and NFT marketplace beta launch recently that everything is coming together all of a sudden…
It’s unironically all coming together… I’m feeling this extreme sense of calmness (calm before the shit storm that will be MOASS I assume).

We are all unironically about to make it.

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50384472

>>50384342
I have XXX in CS and XXX in Fidelity.

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50384477

>>50383956
>Alien Headed AMC Holding Somalian Incels

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>>50384201
oh now that's interesting...

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>>50384398
black monday incoming

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50384505

>>50384398
>mfw

>> No.50384508

>>50384472
likewise. I'm coming out on top no matter what.

>> No.50384516

>>50384244
so instead of splitting, they're just giving out free share?

>> No.50384521 [DELETED] 

>>50384516
no

>> No.50384522
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50384522

Is the make it stack still 5? I have 10 in CSGO. Am I gonna make it bros? Give it to me straight.

>> No.50384532

>>50383897
post yfw people who didn't get the vax get sovereign status while maxvaxxed get restricted plus extra carbon taxes

>> No.50384533
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>>50384522
YGMI

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50384535

Bros... it's actually happening. Cramer will be the harbinger of the MOASS...

I can't believe we are about to make it

>> No.50384536

>>50384522
Checked and yes

>> No.50384543

>>50384522
That looks like 15 post split… i believe YGMI anon

>> No.50384547
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>>50383956
I wish nothing but the most perfect tummies for you

>> No.50384557

>>50384522
>>50384533
Sequential dubs… YAGMI

>> No.50384562

looked into it.. looks like 'bonus shares' is just wording for a standard share dividend, as in 'instead of cash as a dividend, you get a bonus share'

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50384575

>yfw they made Jim Cramer announce the great crash of 2022 as a humiliation ritual

>> No.50384584

>>50384081

I don't know dude, I don't want to get lynched when they start rioting after they realize they are never going to squeeze.

>> No.50384588
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50384588

Ryan Cohen will announce the catgirl marketplace tomorrow. Buckle up.

>> No.50384599
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Hedgies BTFO

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>>50384244
I saw this exchange in the comments on faggit:
>A bonus issue, also known as a scrip issue or a capitalization issue, is an offer of free additional shares to existing shareholders. A company may decide to distribute further shares as an alternative to increasing the dividend payout.
>Stock splits and bonus shares have many similarities and differences. When a company declares a stock split, the number of shares increases, but the nvestment value remains the same.
>When a stock is split, there is no increase or decrease in the company's cash reserves. In contrast, when a company issues bonus shares, the shares are paid for out of the cash reserves, and the reserves deplete.
>The distinction between split and bonus issue shares leads me to believe that additional shares may be offered in addition to the 4:1 split. As in, you get 3 shares for each one you own, then you get x shares bought and paid for every y shares you own.
>Thoughts?

>Ummmm so super smooth, but if your theory is correct, then you'd get +3 from split, then +3 potentially bought and paid for. Resulting in.... 7 for 1??

What do we think about this boys?
>also, pic rel is the schizo ads I bet on faggit kek shit reads like a /x/post
>VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED

>> No.50384614

>>50384599
>that dick at the end
hot.

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>>50384584
>he can't kill six somalians witj one pipe wrench
OH NO NO NO

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>>50384575
You can't make this shit up.

>> No.50384621

>>50384522
It better be because I literally only have 5 fucking shares (20 post split)

>> No.50384629

>>50384562
Do you still have that picture with all the different chart patterns on it from like the past 30 days in the similar looking groups from a few weeks ago? I didn't end up saving it but I would love to take a look at it

>> No.50384630

>>50384599
>over a million in two days
Actually impressive

>> No.50384645

>>50384599
Kek, now that I think about it, what happened to all those meltdownies crying that
>it will take YEARS to lock the float
LMAO

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>>50384629
let me see if I can find it. It might not be in this computer (I'm in a lot of different places in different computers)

>> No.50384660

What's the final hopium when nothing happens from the split? DRS locking again?

>> No.50384672

Wagie who bought 10 shares in fidelity then forgot about it here, how fucked will I be since I didn't DRS, can I still make it?

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>>50384660
WHO cares.
>>50384672
Nobody knows, nice ID.

>> No.50384686

>>50384630
700k in two days the y is in lines of 500k
>>50384645
Best part is that it is happening when short sellers need the shares the most
>>50384649
I'll be around whenever you get the chance. I could always go to find the thread if I need to

>> No.50384692

>>50384672
doesnt matter (unless you want those "bonus" shares immediate in your account)

>> No.50384712

>>50384621
YAGMI.

>> No.50384719
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50384719

>>50384629
not even labeled, lol. I did it over the weekend so I already forgot but I think Its for every day going back from last friday (no data from the days this week, which might be a fun matching exercise if anyone wants to help out)

>> No.50384725
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50384725

>>50384660
>he doesn’t know
NGMI
>>50384692
Yep this anon is right
>verification not required

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>>50384660
the only hopium is the one your master is huffing every night pajeet you guys keep trying to push a deadline like somehow we're the ones who are on a time limit, we're just buying and holding shares on a mongolian basket weaving forum, why are you here?

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50384762

>>50384522
>>50384621
>Is the make it stack still 5?
Every day the stock doesn't squeeze, the floor for MOASS goes up.
WAGMI.

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50384817

>>50384535
OMG. LOL. Bring it.

>> No.50384839

Please tell me it will be over soon. The divvy is coming. I've already held so long.... why are you saying T+35? November 5th? Stop talking bullshit... just give me my money now Ryan

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NOSEHAIR CHADS, WWA??

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>>50384839
>why are you saying T+35?
That's already been DEBOONKED.
Get better at acting you shitty undercover shill.
Gif VERY related.

>> No.50384879

>>50384762
This time last year I'd have been ecstatic to sell at $10k. Now I'm holding my CS shares for millions.

>> No.50384881

>>50384861
Where was it debunked? I really hope we're in endgame. I don't know how many two more weeks I have in me

>> No.50384888

>>50384879
So next year you'll be ready to sell for tens of billions at that rate, correct?

>> No.50384904
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50384904

>>50384881
Sneed.

>> No.50384907

>50384888
wasted digits

>> No.50384909

MOASS or suicide that’s all there is too it

>> No.50384914
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50384914

>>50384603
>Doomsday
Childsplay. Nothing Can Stop What's Coming Including MOASS. then Ken will fry just like everyone else, no way they'd let a snake like that into a D.U.M.B.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRAwsbi-0_o

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50384918

>>50384888
>TRIPS
MOASS WILL LAST FOR YEARS CONFIRMED.

>> No.50384928

>>50384909
Imagine the bros that suicide before MOASS because Ryan has let this drag on for almost two years. You're playing with people's lives Cohen

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>>50384660
Who needs hopium? if nothing happens, we all still have a sick ass dividend on a company that's at the forefront of an entirely new and uncharted way for viewing, collecting, owning and selling entertainment and merchandise. MOASS aside, this is the smartest investment anyone could have ever made. At the very least this will be like getting in early on apple stock back in the 70s or 80s. That said, MOASS will happen, and I will become an incredibly ultra rich man for the rest of my long life.

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50384937

>>50384719
Thanks, I'll take a look over it

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50384949

Shills mad

>> No.50384973

>>50384932
Ok. Where does the Wu-tang thing come in again?

>> No.50384975

>>50384937
Does anyone know why there would be a negative change in open interest for these far OTM Jan 2023 puts? It's not like these were exercised as, from my understanding, options are almost never exercised before their maturity because of theta. Could it be that the underwriters are purchasing the contracts back so the net OI goes down? In any case the amount of change at the 1 put strike is insane and so are those 12, 15, and 25s. I am going to look back at variance and vol swaps because I know that gave Citadel trouble back in 08 to see if I can figure out why they are using these contracts

>> No.50384986

>>50384342
No doubt in my mind that we own the float when you add the non-DRSed shares. According to computershared, the mode is 1. I doubt there are many people on superstonk who really only hold 1 share. They just DRSed 1

>> No.50384988 [DELETED] 
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50384988

>>50384928
>you're playing with people's lives

>> No.50385008

More like MOASS or bankruptcy that’s all there is to it

I’ve maxed out $12,000 on credit cards buying shares

>> No.50385012

>>50384986
I legitimately believe retail owns at least 2 floats.

>> No.50385013

>>50384928
Holding gme at this point kinda feels like social suicide

>> No.50385016

>>50385008
Basado

>> No.50385023
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50385023

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>> No.50385029

>>50385008
Debt max chad.

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50385041

>>50385008
>everybody was kneeling out of respect

>> No.50385084

>>50385008
Kek, what is the ramp from credit card to stock purchase? Madlads like this are why we will win (or play Diablo IV on hardcore).

>>50385012
You'd think the DRS process would go faster if we owned that much, but then again I am finna boutta have 2000 shares after the split and I haven't DRSed a one.

>> No.50385098
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50385098

>>50385084
lazy fucker

>> No.50385104

>>50384973
I don't give a rats ass about wu-tang, but if your question is legitimate, the you can read about it here. I personally didn't know the ins and outs before reading this, but it's still almost irrelevant to me (unless it's real and it makes me money).

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qe19ov/summary_wutang_clan_gmerica_digital_wallet_theory/

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50385113

>>50385008

>> No.50385117
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50385117

>>50385013
social ? I don't have friends period and I don't care either way
I have a wife and a kid that is fucking enough
I don't need fgts and posers next to me pre or post moass

>> No.50385119
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50385119

>>50385104
There ain’t gonna be any niggers in my klan!

>> No.50385123

>>50385012
Also, look at the DRS jump here >>50384599. This is just pre-split DRS fomo. This image basically shows us that people are sitting on a mega shitload of shares that they haven’t DRSed

>> No.50385133
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50385133

The fact that Jim Cramer will be on site at NYSE is momentous. It's happening. It's like a real book.

t. Author

>> No.50385137
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50385137

Have you guys noticed that shills are so desperate that they've started shilling against GME outside of /GME/? They weren't like this only a week ago.
Is this a sign, /GME/ chads?

>inb4 shills come in with some hedgie copium
sneed, you niggerfaggot. I don't care.

>> No.50385147

>>50383956
>Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many men and there's nothing you Alien Headed AMC Holding Somalian Incels can do about it.

>> No.50385164

>>50385008
>More like MOASS or bankruptcy
You don't need to declare bankruptcy over 12k lol. You'll likely be able to negotiate a reasonably structured repayment.

>> No.50385166

>>50384909
Sea Side by Aloha Snackbar a Temple in minecraft.

>> No.50385169

>>50385117
Shit I’d be happy with just a wife and kid sounds comfy I’m known throughout my area by the police and all I’d like to get outta this shithole.

>> No.50385173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0&list=PLbpi6ZahtOH4OmcA-BD2hn0L082oLvvgV&index=4

this kaiti parry song is about GME
"theres no going back"

>> No.50385174

>>50385164
Ah jeez
I'm on these pills dood

>> No.50385177
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50385177

>>50385098
Sorry, I'm just not gonna do it is all. Let the plebbit slaves do my heavy lifting. Also, I got sussed by how hard it gets pushed by certain individuals here, claiming brokers will rug and stuff.

>> No.50385184

>>50385137
They've been doing that for literally years now actually.

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>>50385174
I can do,
maybe 3$?

>> No.50385197

>>50385169
What did you do?

>> No.50385217

>>50385166
checked. there needs to be a creeper that gets too close to a village where all the villagers are humping but not giving you a discount anyway.

>> No.50385224

>>50385197
No serious crimes just small petty shit like my mom calling on me and then catching me speeding and breaking rules at places except for one occasion which makes me think for certain I’m on a list

>> No.50385232

Post MOASS I’m taking my GME money and buying every single gentlesir and I’m not going to sell any for less than bored ape prices. 100 ether.

>> No.50385246

>>50385012
Easy way to prove that.

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50385257

>>50385137
Found this gem on Facebook

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50385269

>>50384719
I added the charts from last week to where I thought they fit

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>>50385257
Something smells bad about this person..

>> No.50385274
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50385274

>>50384575
Based Masons.

>> No.50385294

>>50385084
I did the same thing to buy shares for the dividend. Some credit card providers like Citi or Chase will let you take out a loan from your existing credit limit. You can pay it all off in advance without a penalty to reduce the interest paid. You just apply, no hard inquiry required, and then the cash gets deposited to your bank account within a day or two.
Obviously, don't do this if you won't have the funds to pay it back.

>> No.50385295

>>50385269
over the weekend Ill see if they can be broken down into further chunks. My guess is not really but it still beats not doing shit.

>> No.50385297

>>50385257
>Ya forgot what they did to us when they had physical stores?!?!
Gave the actual market value for your used games?

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50385307

>>50384918
Hey, Infinity Squeeze is a door that the hedgies do not want to open. They can't keep it closed much longer...

https://youtu.be/uvlImYdRqG4

>> No.50385310

>>50385232
post moass im going to buy every indian call center and shill farm and have them troll the shit out of kenny boy and then im going to fire them all

>> No.50385312

If I buy more shares on Monday, will those shares be eligible for the share dividends?

>> No.50385325

>>50385297
The comments are a buncha niggers saying fuck GameStop they takin our money for years and saying non flushable turds kek

>> No.50385327 [DELETED] 

>>50385310
I'm going to sell guns to black kids.

>> No.50385346

>>50384918
moass is forever it will never end they are still unwinding shit from 2008

>> No.50385355
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50385355

Pee Pee PooPoo Index is flashing huge warning signs right now bros...

>> No.50385356

>>50385307
>This soundtrack
That's good af. Most songs I find on 4chan are shit but this one's goated.

>> No.50385377

>>50385325
>Dafuq I bought NBA 2K10 for 60 dollar and now in 2018 y'all gibbin me $1? Fr fr nigga that shit no fly with me. I know what I has.

>> No.50385378

These led duties actually drsed 1 million shares in 24 hours?

>> No.50385379

>>50385325
>non flushable turds
Lmao based niggers

>> No.50385384
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50385384

>>50385327
I'm going to sell Ropes to trannies and fags.

>> No.50385417
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50385417

>>50385384
sell ropes to /smg/ after they been convince to go all in and brought GMEQ short ETF x3

>> No.50385418
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50385418

>>50385297
>>50385325
>GameStop robbing us for years
They're right you know. Buy a $60 game and trade it in for 3 dollars. You can't refute this. This is why I wish we were saving another company.

>> No.50385419

Why aren’t you selling? You won’t see this price ever again

>> No.50385422

I just realized the chart for drsd shares is gonna look like a squeeze itself the moment everyone’s accounts get the splivvy

>> No.50385423
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50385423

Post moass I'm going to touch so many heckin' cute and valid feminine penises

>> No.50385430
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50385430

>>50385378
Yup. This is why everyone should DRS. We can get this show over with

>> No.50385432

>>50385312
Nvm found it

>> No.50385443

>>50385423
Typical baggie

>> No.50385442

>>50385418
How much do you expect to get back for an old game? With a few very rare exceptions older titles carry basically zero demand.

>> No.50385452
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50385452

keep spamming this in /smg/ I want them to kill themselves

going all in on GMEQ Short ETF x3
what could go wrong ?
Moass is never happening or already happened back in 2021 and GME is going to 0 and delisted
join me in going ALL IN buying GMEq short ETF x3 with leverage /smg/ WE CAN DO THIS!!!
FUCK REDDIT

>> No.50385474

>>50385443
Transphobe incels are NGMI.

>> No.50385481

>>50385423
I hate the globohomo for pushing this lgbtq agenda on the population fucking with our heads it’s probably gonna negatively impact the human race and set us back

>> No.50385485

>>50385442
then why was gamestop selling them for +20-30 dollars after buying them for 3-7

>> No.50385486

>>50385442
Doesn't seem like a viable business then does it?

>> No.50385491

>>50385423
Are you just planning on touching them anon?

>> No.50385493
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50385493

>>50385418
if you've been here this long and you're crying about trade ins you're ngmi its not the same company anymore rc is going to change everything but you're not a holder anyways you're just a pajeet

>> No.50385514

>>50385486
that was literally how gamestop made any profit at all up until the digital vidya era around ps4 launch. if they didn't push the all digital shit so hard to save on retail's cut of the sale they'd still be doing it today.

>> No.50385517

>>50385491
There's nothing you sad pathetic incels can do about it. Have sex.

>> No.50385537

>>50385442
shut up Ryan
>>50385485
This

>> No.50385541

>>50385517
Hey, not planning on stopping you pal. I may be joining you desu.

>> No.50385543

is it worth it at all to try to become a creator if you don't have an existing social media presence and existing art
will anyone be able to become a creator after the beta is over or will there still be an approval process
i have programming skills, especially in computer graphics, i think i could come up with some decent NFTs if given the opportunity

>> No.50385554

>>50385485
Most end up in the five dollar bin. Actually in demand games go for 20-30 dollars.
>>50385486
It's funny, you wouldn't think so but the evidence speaks for itself.

>> No.50385583
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50385583

>>50385423
trannies will hang.
Unfortunately I just have to accept that YGMI.

>> No.50385594
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50385594

Ummm goys?

Cramer rang the opening bell on March 6th 2020, right before that crash...

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50385605

>>50385594

>> No.50385610

>>50385543
>is it worth it at all to try to become a creator if you don't have an existing social media presence and existing art
Just make a shitpost NFT and people will buy it for 4 million dollars.
Don't overthink it.

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50385611

>>50385594
https://vimeo.com/395961599
Forgot link. It's happening.

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50385618

>>50385418
>Gamestop scammed me out of my money in all those trade-ins for years
>Gamestop will also make me a billionaire via MOASS
The circle of life.

>> No.50385652

>>50385517
POOP MY PANTS
https://youtu.be/oBp6exx2kZM

>> No.50385700

>>50385123
I appreciate information that confirms what I already believed.

>> No.50385713

>>50385422
uhhhh...anon, i dont think thats how this works.

>> No.50385753 [DELETED] 

>>50384588
tuna will help me impregnate her and lead to multiple orgasms for her (which scientifically lead to male childen) much better than onions, mercury contaminated HFCS

>>50384888
Look fat, I'm going to need at least 3 trilly. I can pay taxes on 1 trilly for my needs (which are already planned), but I'm gonna need at least 2 trilly tax-free (because not paying taxes on charity) to build a high voltage DC interconnect from West to East coasts, plus about 80 gen3+ passive nuclear safety power plants for the east, west, central zones of America. Don't forget storage to ensure 99% of waste is safe for natural disposal.

Oil is expensive now, it's time to move towards nuclear, might as well hop on the train and kill nuke FUD.

>>50385174
$5 a month for TGW or podcast isn't worth it

>>50385327
Maybe they would shoot their sexually abusive fathers, and society would improve (seriously, kids being molested, just grab a knife, and [readcted] into their jugular, everything will be alright, trust me)

>>50385423
you are gonna want to avoid emulsifying semen and feces, not only due to the immune load, but especially don't start taking poppers too

>>50385452
here is your
$2.50 dalit, you are better off lying as a help desk technician and making $19.00 USD/hr off a mexican, while actually having to put in effort. Or be a hot-pot gutter oil chef in chyna

>>50385594
I KNEEL, hope the boomers I told to pull out their managed accounts listened. not my problem

>>50385618

>>50385713

>>50385422
you're welcome, delete, buy some XMR

>> No.50385788

>>50384201
I think that poster might have misheard the hedgies when they were calling the splividend 'bone-us shares'.

>> No.50385792

>>50385583
Unironically me, atleast that's what all the people close to me say. I got my heart broken this summer, but haven't put myself out there in almost a decade so maybe that's what I was asking for. Gonna start lifting. I'm 31 and have just begun to figure out how to act like a regular human being. Independent of MOASS, I got to work on making a better version of myself.

>> No.50385816

>>50385594
IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL

>> No.50385819

>>50385583
Literally me except I don’t have a job and I’m not jacked but I’m not fat I’m slim

>> No.50385821

>>50384973
Look up Martin skrelli vs wu tang clan

>> No.50385875
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50385875

>>50385753
Post-moass, i don't take advice from chuds.

>> No.50385893

>>50385452
It is one poster shilling it over and over again

>> No.50385947
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50385947

>>50385753
>buy some XMR
Wtf based?!
XMR is the only good crypto.

>> No.50386028

>>50385893
I'm just fucking bored and want biz and smg to kill themselves once moass hits
they will buy the GMEQ short ETF because they are fucking retarded

>> No.50386065

>>50386028
I understand now. In that case, good luck to you sir

>> No.50386089

Good evening, my comfy frens!
Love you xoxoxxoxpxoz

>> No.50386101

>>50386028
there isn't a GMEQ yet though is it, only TSLQ

>> No.50386104

we are going to make it!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50386126

>>50384438
Me

>> No.50386151

There are actually dumbfucks that think we're getting 3 extra shares at the same valuation. Jesus fucking hell, this is why I don't tell anyone that I hold this stock. It's hard to deal with this shit right after all the .jpg bullshit.

>> No.50386163

even if there's a moass i still can't have a time machine and help germany win world war ii... it's all for nothing. i'm selling on monday.

>> No.50386172

>>50386101
What if they literally use that new singular stock etf change for Tesla and they get to play pretend with it or would it benefit them more to have multiple of them because we ofc already know they are fucked.

>> No.50386186

>>50386151
Wait, your saying they think that the new shares will have the same price as before?

>> No.50386190

>>50385875
Well, if you develop standardized cyclic algae, cricket, pork, farming; and global nuclear/solar/HVDC energy, and fiber internet it won't matter much since you "averted global famine and energy crisis"

>> No.50386195

Reminder : nothing is happening with the stock or market until September or October. Nothing is happening next week.

>> No.50386201
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50386201

rut-roe my Israeli Friend is being ridiculed, would be a shame if Half-nigger stepped in to stop this antisemitism in his domain

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50386205

>>50386195

>> No.50386210

>>50386195
I wouldn't say "nothing." The dividend absolutely is happening.

>> No.50386213

>>50386195
I was thinking more like November

>> No.50386230

>>50385481
Same. I can't lie that I'm incredibly attracted to the fetish because porn has fucked up my brain. I just keep reminding myself that they are crazier than batshit real women, that anal is disgusting and that no matter what anyone says, a very passable tranny is still more rare than even a mythical trad qt virgin woman. After MOASS I'm gonna find a super clingy sugar baby to make me forget about porn altogether.

>> No.50386231

lmao they're removing those free copywrited games that dumb fucks bought on the marketplace. literally can't even access them. can't feel bad for the people that actually paid money for them though.

>>50386186
plenty on reddit

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50386239

So with 16,492 calls expiring in the money today and 1,649,200 shares needing to be delivered next week (6,596,800 shares on Friday), how painful will if be for brokers and the market makers? Hint: not my problem.

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>>50386201
i always wondered this. if dave is the champion of retail then why not make a post on wsb or r/stocks? those sub reddits are much more popular than superstonk and would get him all the attention he needs to make real change. there's always a fucking grift, isn't there?

>> No.50386254

>>50386186
nobody thinks that, >>50386151 is jsut being a faggot.

>> No.50386256

big moves coming

>> No.50386264
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50386264

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1548131846864510984?s=21&t=wo2j4oa62so5DnsdZy_H9w

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>>50386213
November 23rd 2022
My 36th birthday

>> No.50386269

>>50386239
I think that post MOASS we should all get at least one funny stereotypical pimp costume with a fur jacket and custom made suit/cane. Also funny glasses.

>> No.50386274

>>50386264
are they going to dump apple to short GME on monday like they did with coke?

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50386280

>>50386243
now that i think about it, it might be a legitimate legal reason. stewart and even the few msm talking heads that speak out probably can't because they will be sued into another dimension. still, Lauer can just promote his bullshit website without mentioning GME or SS and people will tie them together once the ss schizos see it.

>> No.50386291

>>50386264
aaaaaaaaaa
swingie redditors are going to interpret this as a poop tweet and sodl their gme aren't they

>> No.50386292
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50386292

>>50386264
can a shizo break this one down for me
>t.brainlet

>> No.50386296
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50386296

>>50386264
What does it mean?

>> No.50386298

>>50386267
I’m also a November turning 36 Chad

>> No.50386299
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50386299

>>50386264
Is he calling me gay?

>> No.50386301

>>50386264
Fuck I hate his tweets. Almost as bad as Larry Cheng.

>> No.50386314
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50386314

>>50386264
>If so, then the fruits of hedgefunds labor are going to taste like shit.

>> No.50386320

>>50386292
>A dingleberry is a term for a small piece of poop clinging to the butt of a human or animal
gme hodlers are about to eat shit

>> No.50386321

>>50385177
checked, based and this is the way pilled

>> No.50386329

>>50386291
Maybe Cohen wants to shake the branch of swingies before the splivvy. anyone who swings before a stock split is the stupidest mother fucker alive.

>> No.50386333

>>50386264
>we gave a billion dollars to a jew with a pathological scat fetish
captcha: TYGG0Y

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50386335

>>50386314
unironically this

>> No.50386342
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50386342

>>50386314
>furthermore, if hedgefunds actually worked for a living, they wouldn't have to eat shit.
There, I cracked the code.

>> No.50386346

>>50386329
Or maybe he's just a juvenile Musk-lite jackass.

>> No.50386358

>>50386333
Checked and I always knew Ryan was perverted jew faggot

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50386370

>>50386264
My entire future is resting on the shoulders of this man

>> No.50386382
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50386382

DAY OF THE SPLIT
DAY OF THE SPLIT
DAY OF THE SPLIT

>> No.50386384

So what's this "Bonus Share" thing I've been hearing about?

>> No.50386390
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>>50386231
These are the people we hold with.

>> No.50386397

>>50386346
I just about posted about him being elon-lite lmao

>> No.50386404

>>50386346
Musk is the most unfunny sperg turbo autist in history. RC has been funny on several occasions.

>> No.50386413

>>50386384
The split, that's it. CS called them 'bonus shares' and morons on Reddit came up with wild ideas that we'll be getting 3 extra shares at the same valuation which is absurd.

>> No.50386435
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So i have Twitter notifications for just one account on Twitter for my Apple Watch. Literally all other notifications turned off. So when my watch goes off, I know it’s him and drop anything I’m doing to post it here.

I’ve pulled over on the interstate
I’ve pulled out of my girlfriend
I pissed all over the toilet seat because I let go of my dick

All to instantly post this retards tweets on /GME/

Tonight I dropped an entire Edwards cookies and cream pie on the ground

>> No.50386443

>>50386404
>My billionaire Jew is better than yours!
Who cares they both diddle children and drink blood

>> No.50386451

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w05q2d/can_we_squeeze_soon_i_dont_know_if_i_can_afford/

>> No.50386465

>>50386264
I'm glad he's back to form where we have no clue what he's tweeting about.

>> No.50386476

>>50386264
I am liderally shidding myself

>> No.50386500

>>50386264
History is being written by a literal shitposter. Is this what it means to embrace the Kali Yuga?

>> No.50386501

>>50386443
Only one of them is about to free me from the cage you dumb nigger so yes I'd argue one is better than the other.

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>>50386243
>>50386280
my Israeli friend has found these responses to be missing packets and would like to request all users in this thread disregard these two posts as a glitch

>> No.50386526

>>50386476
Apples are a fruit which he tweeted about in the past and we pumped if I remember correctly and here he is talking about fruit again so maybe pump

>> No.50386570

>>50386264
Has it been figured out what "fruit" is code for?

>> No.50386581

>>50386501
He hasn't done shit yet anon we're still wagies. For all we know he could be actively hindering it.

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reeeeeeeeee

>> No.50386595

>>50386526
If fruit is code for pump is he maybe referring to a pump resulting from the stock split dividend? That is, the shares go down in value but that's only because of the split. The fallen value results in new buyers. I dunno.

>> No.50386600

>>50386587
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w05rej/ryan_cohen_on_twitter_are_dingleberries_fruit/

>> No.50386610
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50386610

Sam’s got the right idea. I’ve hardly moved from the couch in over a year

>> No.50386617

>>50386513
kek

>> No.50386619
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>>50386570
Fruits of your labor.
The fruits of the labor of the hedgies (labor being all the time they spent shorting and lobbying) are unfortunately nothing but the equivalent of poop stuck in their anus.

>> No.50386621
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50386621

>>50386274
No, he’s dumping his Apple to buy more GME

>> No.50386646

Finally SS is fixed and I don't have to use the dogshit old.reddit garbage
>but it's better!
It only seems better to you because you visited that dogshit website before GME gained notoriety. The modern layout doesn't look like an ancient geocities shit fest and is very perusable. If you like the way old looks, you're wrong.

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50386648

>50386581

>> No.50386659

Is it true apple slows down older iPhones and if they are an older iOS system

>> No.50386673

>>50386595
ok yeah that kinda makes sense, the dingleberries are smaller pieces of poop/split shares that result in "fruit" when the stock pumps

>> No.50386675

>>50386581
sneed

>> No.50386708

>>50386621
he doesn't own apple anymore. only bbby and gme.

>> No.50386745

>>50386435
I love those Edwards pie things.

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>>50386675
No u

>> No.50386752

>>50386646
cringe zoomer
eat tide pods faggot

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>>50384533
>>50384536
>>50384543
>>50384557
>>50384762

Thanks bros. It's been an honor holding with you all.

>> No.50386812

>>50386264
I must buy more

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im more exited for amc niggies to get rugged than I am for the splivvy

>> No.50386834

>>50384244
Um what? That makes zero sense.

>> No.50386845

>>50386830
You and me both.

>> No.50386846

squeeze Monday ty for your patience

>> No.50386848

Its odd how retards speculate that poop tweet means the stock is falling and fruit tweet means pumping. And then the chairman of the company makes a tweet with both fruit and poop in one, while asking if they are not categorically exclusive.

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50386849

>>50386587
>but it's Friday bros...

>> No.50386854

what do fruit AND shit tweets mean? didnt he do a fruit laxative tweet once?

I havent been following that NFT treasure hunt thing at all, but its got to ne connected to that for sure

>> No.50386860

>>50384562
BULLSHIT POST SOURCE

>> No.50386865

>>50386752
sneed faggot

>> No.50386885

BLACKBERRY DONT SLEEP ON BLACKBERRY

>> No.50386921

>>50386673
It's just my reading of the tea leaves. I could be wrong.

>> No.50386932

>>50386865
>doesn't understand sneed
>brain damage from the tide pods

you must be 18 to post here

>> No.50386951

>>50386885
I sleep.

>> No.50387012

You're going to buy a sensible vehicle after moass aren't you? Or are you going to buy lambos like reddit and ngmi?

>> No.50387027

>[Deleted]
>[Deleted]
>[Deleted]
>[Deleted]
What the fuck is going on in this thread? Most of those comments were innocuous.

>> No.50387039

>>50387012
For me, it's the mazda miata

>> No.50387062

>>50387012
Depends on how hard i make it. 20+ mil? unironically an R8 and a lambo, utility vehicle as well. ~5 mill? sensible

>> No.50387065

>>50387012
I already have a comfy, sensible, paid off vehicle. My MOASS vehicle purchase will be a sailboat.

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>>50387012
i'll get a nice bike and still use public transportation

>> No.50387099

>>50387012
Going to find a lowish mileage 1997-2001 Jeep Cherokee, have it restored to showroom condition and drive it until I die.

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>>50387012
They'll all know damn well who I am when you see me after MOASS.

>> No.50387168

>>50386830
>AMC 0 id
hmm.

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50387176

guys im a little fucking jealous. i look at it...the symmetry....the walkdown. Im starting to feel...different when looking at these works of art.

i know that my gme is the one for me, but i cant help but have my head turned by this harlot. she obviously knows what shes doing. its fucking annoying, she sees me happy and decides to do this?

i will abstain but admire from afar

>> No.50387180

>>50387075
I really want to buy a Rivendell bike. Probably a Homer Hilsen.

>> No.50387192

>>50387168
The zero represents their bank accounts after MOASS

>> No.50387256

>>50387111
Checked and based

>> No.50387257

>>50387012
I am going to get a couple late 90s Buick sedans and a couple Honda accords. I hate the idea of these cuck cars you pay a fortune for, then pay a subscription to unlock what should be basic features. Also a 3/4 ton truck to haul my new toys.

>> No.50387276

>>50386932
I'm in my early 30's and watched the simpsons growing up while you were getting diaper rash while watching teletubbies. I'm just not keen on using shit layouts on shit websites. old reddit is hot garbage.
>>50387012
Everyone will wagmi no matter what vehicle they purchase. I'm getting a 1990 zr1 corvette and a 1997 BMW M3. I know absolutely nothing about cars other than aesthetics, so I'm going to learn about my cars through an automotive class.

Also my ridiculous WAGMI vehicles are gonna be a private jet and a solar powered yacht. i might charter the yacht, but i'm DEFINITELY buying the jet.

>> No.50387279

>>50387099
Get a couple while they still exist. One of the best vehicles ever made.

>> No.50387284
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>>50387012
>Or are you going to buy lambos like reddit and ngmi?
I'M GONNA BUY 3 HECKIN' LAMBOS AND HAVE THEM IN MY GIGANTIC HECKIN' GARAGE POST MOASS ALONG WITH MY BIG BIG EXPENSIVE HECKIN' FERARINOOOO!!! I'LL ALSO HAVE A BIG MANSION (10 MILLION DOLLARS MINIMUM) WITH A SIDE OF A MEGAYACHT (3 MILLION DOLLARS MINIMUM) AND A FUCKING ARMY OF PROSTITUTES. I'M ALSO *OOOOOOOOOOOOO* (Pisses and poops in pants) GONNA BUY THE BORED APE NFT!!!!!!!!!1 11 GAWD DAMN I HECKIN' LOOOVEEEEE RYAN COHEN!!!!11 I'LL BUILD A WHOLE GOLDEN STATUE FOR HIM WITH THE JEWISH STAR OF DAVID LIKE A GOOOODDDD HECKIN' GOYERINOOOOO!
I'LL DUMP THE REST OF MY 10 SHARES WORTH OF GME INTO DOGECOIN SO PAPA ELON CAN MAKE ME TRILLIONAIRE!!
TO DA MOOOONNN MY FELLOW APES!!!! >:3

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>>50387284
>I'LL BUILD A WHOLE GOLDEN STATUE FOR HIM WITH THE JEWISH STAR OF DAVID LIKE A GOOOODDDD HECKIN' GOYERINOOOOO!
OHHHHHHHH GOYS I JUST HAD THE BEST HECKIN' IDEA!!!111 I'LL ADD A 14 INCH PENISERINOOO ON RYAN COHEN'S STATUE IN HIS HONOR AND I'M GOING TO FRICKIN' DEEPTHROAT HIS DICK EVERY MORNING FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT WHILE BEING DEEPTHROATED BY MY FAVORIT PROSTITUTE JUST TO SHOW WHO'S BOSS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'M SUCH A RETARDED APE!!!1 XDD

>> No.50387336

>>50386264
>>50386435
So based it hurts.

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BONUS ISSUE

>> No.50387338

>>50387257
My first car was a 93 LeSabre. I'd love a mint one.

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>50387326
>OHHHHHHHH GOYS I JUST HAD THE BEST HECKIN' IDEA!!!111 I'LL ADD A 14 INCH PENISERINOOO ON RYAN COHEN'S STATUE IN HIS HONOR AND I'M GOING TO FRICKIN' DEEPTHROAT HIS DICK EVERY MORNING FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT WHILE BEING DEEPTHROATED BY MY FAVORIT PROSTITUTE JUST TO SHOW WHO'S BOSS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>I'M SUCH A RETARDED APE!!!1 XDD

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Y'all ever seen a man die? I watched it happen in a horrible way today.

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My mom has been looking up 6 million dollar penthouses. I’m moving to Switzerland by the end of the year

>> No.50387372

>>50387012

i've been driving a paid off honda civic since 2018. It was an old 2010 that only cost me 7.8k.
point is, I've been living sensible, I don't need a vehicle, and if I decide to buy something, it's gonna be something I've never done before. Like a jetpack

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>>50387012
I'm going to buy a fucking excavator, a front loader, a large wood chipper, and four ATVs to enjoy with my friends on my 2k acres of land in the Colorado mountains.

>> No.50387396

>>50387362
story?

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cohen post post breakdown

fruit: apple?
shit post: historically dump in price?
what does it all fucking mean

ryan you going to publix soon or no?

>> No.50387404

>>50387385
I bought so much fucking silver

>> No.50387420

>>50387362
I work in a cardiac cath lab, so yeah. ACLS CPR is an absolutely brutal way to go. I'm going DNR when I get to 60+.

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>>50387385
>2k acres of land
based.
In what country, though? Where are you guys moving out?

I'm moving to Iceland, it's the least likely western country to not fall for the wef.

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>>50387436
2k acres is the low end.

I want to point my finger and there isn't a god damn human within a mile of wherever I point.

I'm looking in the Rockies, was originally thinking the US but I hate the US economically.

Maybe look up in Canada and actually tell the govvies to go pound sand with my own small complex.

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>>50387455
>Canada
I'm a leaf and this is hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy22f4RPqiM
>Rockies
Rockies? Sorry, I'm retarded. What do you mean by that?

>> No.50387496

>>50385174
I lost my shoe…

>> No.50387525

>>50387455
Buy land where there is water. In northern Minnesota where I live I can drive a sand point well into the ground 20 feet and have crystal clear clean water from a hand pump. Out west it could be hard to get water in some areas.

I believe lake Mead drying up is a sign of dangerous over population out west and piss poor resource management by the government, which is probably intentional.

>> No.50387528
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>>50387495
Rocky Mountains.

So somewhere near Calgary or Edmonton, I love the mountains and I want some space close to beautiful land formations.

I would more or less tell the Canadian government to go pound sound and create my own establishment out there.

I figure get enough solar and farming capabilities that I don't give a shit what happens after the great reset.

>> No.50387533

>>50387396
I witnessed an old man with a walker fall into the street and get hit by a tractor trailer type truck, he was pinned under the front wheels with his innards and things blown out of his belly button or a chest wound or something. He was alive and talking while trapped under the wheels of the truck. It was a beautiful sunny, perfect Friday. I can't figure out If that's a great way to go or a horrible way to go.

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>>50387525
This is smart, but so long as you're close enough to a mountain spring or a mountain lake it should be fine for water.

I live in New Mexico and collect rain water along with have a pump to the aquaphor which gets me water, so water is a big deal in my mind.

My goal is to head north. Where I'm MEANT to be as a white man, and not stuck in this god forsaken desert hell hole.

>> No.50387562

>>50387533
Sorry to hear anon, that's pretty fucked up. Shit happens and there's no predicting that stuff.
Make the most of your day and be grateful it wasn't you, I guess, tell someone you love them.

>> No.50387565

>>50387525
I want to get some land up in those bortle class 1 skies NE of Upper Red Lake.

>> No.50387652

>>50387565
>Red Lake

Not too familiar with that area, but I hear that rez is like a different country as far as law enforcement goes.

>> No.50387658

>>50387562
Yeah, thanks, that's what I mean, would you rather be hit by a truck in old age or slowly die of a terminal disease? It seems horrible on face value but is there something beautiful in being suddenly crushed by a truck in old age? It seems liberating after years of hearing about long term care home deaths and whatnot. Why are the ken griffins of the world never crushed by trucks ya know?

>> No.50387673

>>50387533
holy fuck what a way to go

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exponential ramping.

>> No.50387743

>>50387725
Holy shit is that DRS?

>> No.50387745

>>50387725
DRS fomo

>> No.50387747

>>50387743
Yes.

>> No.50387816

QRD on the split?
cuckbinhood is telling me about it, I'm not an autist so idk what this means.

>> No.50387834

>>50387658
I've worked in health care for a long time and have witnessed a few dozen deaths. Most were heart attacks, which can be an awful and brutal way to go. Some strokes, which at least for the observer, looks more humane but who knows how their brain was functioning and perceiving things. Saw plenty die of Covid, but at least they were fully out and my hospital very rarely called codes for them.

A quick and lucid death on the street isn't the worst way to go.

>> No.50387843

>>50387012
buying a tesla model 3 with dual motors and full self driving because I can't drive for shit
t. neet autist hermit who never goes out unless it's for food

>> No.50387863

>>50387816
>QRD on the split?
oh anon... you're not up to date are you?

>> No.50387866

>>50387747
>>50387745
>>50387743
Do you guys think they will just registered the float next week by Friday?

>> No.50387874

>>50387863
I've literally just been holding it and not even caring about it until just now when I opened up my app and it told me there was some split thing going on

>> No.50387881

>>50387874
see >>50384201

>> No.50387898

>>50387866
At a million (pre splivvy) shares every 3 days it'd take about 60 trading days to register all the remaining non insider/institution shares.

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>>50387888
>>50387888
>>50387888
Threaded.

>>50387816
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html

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>>50387898
>At a million (pre splivvy) shares every 3 days it'd take about 60 trading days to registe
but if we're getting 4x bonus shares then RC is basically giving us the keys to lock the float. Imagine 1 million a day for the next 4 trading days, and then suddenly it becomes 16 million in addition to the shares already locked (which also 4x)

Next week is going to be spicy.

>> No.50387994

>>50387915
But the overall float would increase 4x as well, so the DRS'd shares would still be in proportion

>> No.50388085

>>50387994
If anyone has trouble getting their dividend shares on brokers it will help incite DRS fomo because they still have enough to do another 3:1 dividend

>> No.50388415

>>50386848
That's a good point, and I've never really seen a strong connection with the poop/fruit tweets correlating to price action.

>> No.50388462

>>50387012
I already own a 2019 mustang convertible, which is a nice enough car for now. Ngl though, I'll probably get the electric Porsche or a Tesla so I have a nice electric option.

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>>50386435
I have never once gotten a notification from benchod, and I only follow him and one other person. I get notifications from AMC youtubers/thots, rensole and Pulte though