/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50379688]

Grabbing an ice cold Bangs for the weekend Bangschads rise up!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50377659

[Anonymous No.50379725]

maximum pain failed me this week

[Anonymous No.50379733]

NRGU? NRGU.

[Anonymous No.50379736]

I sold boil after unchanged inv yesterday expecting a -6% day. Instead it goes nuclear. Wtf

[Anonymous No.50379739]

So the market is crashing next week right?

[Anonymous No.50379742]

What happened to the anon that went all in SIGA puts as a revenge trade? I’m worried about him.

[Anonymous No.50379746]

>>50379736
you dummy!

[Anonymous No.50379748]

>>50379688

[Anonymous No.50379752]

>>50379742
MERGED MIKE

[Anonymous No.50379760]

>>50379688
It’s Bongs you retard.

[Anonymous No.50379767]

VIX crashing

You didn't short the bottom did you?

[Anonymous No.50379784]

>>50379739

[Anonymous No.50379785]

>>50379742
I feel bad for the 92k (or was it 108k?) call anon. If he held his horses he'd be printing right now.

What stock did he hop over to? BBBY or something?

[Anonymous No.50379787]

>>50379748
Baro's?

[Anonymous No.50379791]

>>50379760
Insolvent

[Anonymous No.50379803]

>>50379746
I hate money

[Anonymous No.50379805]

>>50379733
Anon, I…

[Anonymous No.50379808]

>>50379748
Blarqs, never heard of her, sounds like some real faggot shit dough desu bro

[Anonymous No.50379813]

Anyone know what's up with AMZN? Sharting on very high volume the past 20 minutes, though still up on the day overall.

[Anonymous No.50379816]

>C
Damn boomer divvy Anon is having a good day today

[Anonymous No.50379824]

I figured out why we're pumping.

[Anonymous No.50379827]

Will vix go sub 20 so chads can reload?

[Anonymous No.50379832]

Jesus loves you all, god is great- he has a plan for you and it is good.

Be good to each other this weekend smg

[Anonymous No.50379845]

>>50379827
>sub 20
Not a shot,it's going back up next week

[Anonymous No.50379847]

>>50379787
The family name was originally Sbarro but was changed at Elliot Island. Wonder ever what became of the rest of the family. Restaurant business maybe?

[Anonymous No.50379849]

>>50379832
>Be good to each other this weekend

I hate my church so hard.

[Anonymous No.50379850]

>>50379813
Their billion dollar Lord of the Rings show is using 3D printed plastic for armor.

[Anonymous No.50379851]

SOXL SISTERS

[Anonymous No.50379856]

You think the Fed controls interests rates?

[Anonymous No.50379867]

Would someone explain what RSI is actually calculating? If I set the chart to Year To Date the RSI number shows as below 30, but if I change it to One Day the same indicator shows around 40. Is it calculated differently based on the timeframe you look at?

[Anonymous No.50379880]

>>50379850
W-WHAT?????????????

[Anonymous No.50379882]

>>50379813
Was found out that Bezos is actually Pedo Peter.

[Anonymous No.50379884]

The Unbearable Crabness of Snibby

[Anonymous No.50379885]

>>50379832
You literally have so many board to shit up with that shit and you choose a stock market general?

[Anonymous No.50379892]

A TOAST, TO NOT LOSING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY TODAY!

[Anonymous No.50379893]

>>50379784
lel

[Anonymous No.50379896]

>>50379867
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rsi.asp
lazy nigger

[Anonymous No.50379908]

>>50379787
>Baro

[Anonymous No.50379911]

>>50379885
why do you fear the love of Jesus. Embrace it- pray to Jesus for his guidance. He has a plan for you and it is good.

[Anonymous No.50379912]

>>50379892
Feels good

[Anonymous No.50379916]

Jesus, have none of you bothered to check Wikipedia?

>>50379847
It's a crime what they did to the logo.

[Anonymous No.50379927]

the only thing left to do is triple down

[Anonymous No.50379930]

200 hour line still a sky of lava on s&p
>>50379892
Cheers

[Anonymous No.50379937]

>>50379911

[Anonymous No.50379939]

>>50379884
>he’s not loading up


Try again in 4 years, faggot!

[Anonymous No.50379944]

>>50379916
>1898 was 124 years ago

[Anonymous No.50379945]

>>50379867
>>50379896
lol, imagine being a nerd that needs graphs to legitimize his baby-nuts trades

[Anonymous No.50379947]

soon

[Anonymous No.50379951]

>>50379916
>diet bangs and not oliet bangs.

[Anonymous No.50379961]

>>50379947

[Anonymous No.50379962]

>>50379742
>all in
>revenge
I did neither.

I bought more. I'm down a couple hundred bucks but they are dated 9/16. Doubt I have to hold them a week much less till September.

[Anonymous No.50379963]

>>50379867
Yes, it's different on different time frames. For example, just because a stock is oversold on a monthly scale doesn't mean it's oversold relative to the past 10 minutes.

All that said, RSI hardly works worth shit in the modern day. Back when it was invented, it may have been useful, but proliferation of algos and retail traders has completely changed the behavior of price charts.

[Anonymous No.50379971]

>>50379784
Bobros report in... I'm thinkin' we're back.

[Anonymous No.50379977]

>>50379947
>Will-Eternal
>repeats eternally
You know, these AIs aren't as dumb as you may first think.

[Anonymous No.50379982]

>>50379971
>back
i never left

[Anonymous No.50379983]

>>50379971
oh cool im only down 29% instead of 35%

[Anonymous No.50379984]

>>50379824
“We are reducing the balance sheet”
>Fed still buying MBSs

[Anonymous No.50379986]

they're really destroying premium on options right now
watching money come in from all my strangles looks like im watching a rolling counter in earthbound or something

[Anonymous No.50380025]

>>50379937
The Prophet Mohammad does not approve of furries. Delete this!

[Anonymous No.50380026]

>>50379986
based earthbound referencer

[Anonymous No.50380028]

>>50379962
>I bought more

[Anonymous No.50380030]

>vix down almost 7%
Jeez next week will be a massacre

[Anonymous No.50380041]

>+1.78%
Does this mean they're not going to force us to eat bugs?

[Anonymous No.50380045]

i think im gonna just stay long through the weekend

TQQQ
SOXL

[Anonymous No.50380067]

>>50379896
Thanks anons
>>50379963
Is the indicator really not a good one, then? I've been looking at random stocks that cross 30 and most of them seem to bounce back over 30 after the dip, which made it look (somewhat) useful to me.

[Anonymous No.50380077]

>>50379986
I wish I had a dad who just gave me hundreds of thousands of dollars to blow on whatever

But enough about CLFfag

[Anonymous No.50380094]

>>50379824
>>50379984
>yes, credit markets are robust and we can easily sustain another 100bps hike, why do you ask?

[Anonymous No.50380099]

how many 4 green days in a row can you find on this chart

[Anonymous No.50380129]

>>50380094
THE FED IS MORE CREDIBLE NOW THAN WHEN VOLKER WAS FED

[Anonymous No.50380142]

>account is only up $1600 today (far short of the 5000 goal)

[Anonymous No.50380146]

Hm, this looks familiar...

[Anonymous No.50380148]

Holy shit look at DKNG computer

[Anonymous No.50380156]

Dudes are 14.88 posting on siga stocktwits kek

[Anonymous No.50380158]

heckin' mUmu RALLy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpOA_1ozmR0&list=RDNpOA_1ozmR0&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.50380157]

SIGA ANONS

WARNING

I suspect WHO will say mankeypox will just being monitored for now and that they don’t see it as a greater threat to society. Etc.
The cases in Spain have not increased significantly in a week.

It appears the spreading has slowed down massively. So I don’t see WHO giving news to dramatize mankeypox. Might be bad for the price.

[Anonymous No.50380177]

Don't forget to buy GOOGL before market close for the 20-1 stock split due Monday. It'll gap up and rally just because of it.

[Anonymous No.50380181]

>>50380157
400 cases today wtf are you talking about, max testing capacity has been reached in france, germany, uk too

[Anonymous No.50380186]

I lost 900 today on fomo

[Anonymous No.50380192]

>>50380156
I like to imagine that really is Garbage Don, riding off into the sunset with his CWSFF scam payout.

[Anonymous No.50380195]

>>50380157
Wow your stupid.

[Anonymous No.50380199]

>>50380186
at least you didn't miss out

[Anonymous No.50380201]

>>50380186
>fear of missing out
Dude just walk away from the computer,lol

[Anonymous No.50380202]

>>50380146
You may also be interested in this. Thick red line is the 200 hour.

[Anonymous No.50380203]

>>50380177
No, it won't.

[Anonymous No.50380208]

>>50380157
You want *less* panic, *less* chance of lockdowns, *fewer* precautions.

SIGA makes money off treatments, not vaccines.

[Anonymous No.50380214]

>>50379688
Are we gapping up to 390 on Monday or are we gapping down to 375 on Monday?

[Anonymous No.50380219]

>>50379748
Based

[Anonymous No.50380229]

I’m ready for the purge.
Set it and forget it bear bros. Let the shorty economy unwind.

[Anonymous No.50380230]

>>50380202
Yea it's looking like it's gonna place another lower high but let's see the close

[Anonymous No.50380234]

>>50380192
Story on garbage don?

[Anonymous No.50380236]

>>50380214
Imagine the smell
Also its downhill next week

[Anonymous No.50380241]

>>50380157
you're not getting my siga shares vikram

[Anonymous No.50380244]

>>50380067
Any stock that enters the oversold (or overbought) zone will of course exit eventually -- the RSI is mathematically designed to do so. For example, if a stock dumps hard enough to go below 30, and then starts going sideways, or even just dumping at a slower rate, you will see it creep back above 30 despite the price not actually increasing.

Yes, sometimes RSI will coincide with actual useful trend reversals, but in my experience, it's hit or miss, so the problem at that point is knowing whether the RSI is full of shit or not at any given moment. I have not found it to be very useful.

[Anonymous No.50380262]

>>50379784
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50380272]

>>50379784
Depression time

[Anonymous No.50380277]

>>50380067
if it bounces off of 30 70% of the time, when it doesn't bounce it'll move twice as low as you'd expect. there's no free lunch with those indicators.

[Anonymous No.50380291]

>>50380157
In the short term, but the whole point of the theory is that infections are being under-reported because
>gay sex
If that's true, then WHO mismanagement is bullish, will signal the market the wrong way, and will eventually net a larger payoff.

[Anonymous No.50380294]

>the market keeps crabbing
jesus fucking christ just do something already
surrender in ukraine or nuke russia JUST DO SOMETHING AND STOP BEING SO BITCH MADE

[Anonymous No.50380300]

>>50380203
yeah it will

[Anonymous No.50380303]

Rip clf tranny

>>>/b/882083852

[Anonymous No.50380329]

Is SOXL ever going to go back up?

[Anonymous No.50380350]

>>50379937
>>50380025

[Anonymous No.50380351]

>>50380329
No

[Anonymous No.50380352]

>>50380294
Just talked to Putin, WWIII after this nigger's options expire

[Anonymous No.50380362]

>>50380329
in 10 years syeah

[Anonymous No.50380375]

Draft Kings is going back to $60.

[Anonymous No.50380378]

I wonder what Shep Smith thinks about all this.

[Anonymous No.50380381]

SOMEBODY FUCKING DO SOMETHING THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING

[Anonymous No.50380396]

Based

[Anonymous No.50380404]

>>50380381

[Anonymous No.50380418]

>>50380404
Ew

[Anonymous No.50380427]

Barg's is good but A&W is better.

[Anonymous No.50380435]

>>50380396
unfortunately the underlying ticker saves fags and niggers. so not that based.

[Anonymous No.50380437]

>>50380041
What if the ones eating the bugs are the ones that don’t buy?

[Anonymous No.50380439]

>>50379892
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.50380440]

Jesus Christ.... I'm at work.
I'm wfh, but still...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50380461]

>>50380440
That's what SIGA investors do on a daily basis, dock penises.

[Anonymous No.50380462]

>>50380234
Don "sulfur sultan" Canuck scams millions out of /smg/ gamblers by pretending he knows how to turn garbage into Vin Diesel's career instead of the other way around, uses his ill-gotten gains to stuff his fat face for a whole year before needing to come up with a new plan.

[Anonymous No.50380473]

Nice.

[Anonymous No.50380474]

>>50380440
I just got fired
thanks a lot gay sex posters

[Anonymous No.50380484]

>>50379784
Is this one event we've been waiting for?

[Anonymous No.50380485]

has the meltup started?

[Anonymous No.50380496]

>>50380214
Exactly
fucking schizo market

[Anonymous No.50380506]

>>50380350

[Anonymous No.50380515]

WHATS THE FUCKING PLAY
SOMEONE TELL ME QUICK

IS IT DRIP

IS IT LMT

AAAAAAAAAA IM FREAKING OUT

[Anonymous No.50380529]

>>50380474
Promotions!

[Anonymous No.50380532]

>>50380427
I prefer Bang's because it has bite

[Anonymous No.50380543]

>>50380515
False and so homosexual it needs to be tested for mpox. Biden never accomplishes anything.

[Anonymous No.50380550]

>>50380515
I think he meant scat business.

[Anonymous No.50380556]

>>50380427
>>50380532
You guys mean Banq's?

[Anonymous No.50380561]

>>50380515
that was just written on his card. the card was written before the visit. nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.50380571]

>>50380515
nothing biden has said this year has been true, it's all political posturing

[Anonymous No.50380576]

>>50380515
Lockheed is fucking gay and pozzed, you can invest in war without them.

[Anonymous No.50380591]

>>50379688
SIGA will break $15 next week. It's being suppressed because MMs don't want to payout on all the $15c contracts that expire today.

[Anonymous No.50380594]

>>50379885
The jew seethes at mere mention of Jesus.

[Anonymous No.50380610]

Each day was progressively worse than the last

[Anonymous No.50380638]

SNIBBY GET OFF THE CHART
I AM FED UP

[Anonymous No.50380641]

>Biden asked what was the purpose of this visit.

>A: "You won't see it for a couple of weeks"

[Anonymous No.50380647]

>>50380594
>1 post by this id
Take your cope elsewhere,faggot

[Anonymous No.50380652]

>>50380638
*snibs your pinky toe*
Ooops how careless of me, haha.

[Anonymous No.50380666]

>>50380641
>None of your business, citizen.
Thank you, Mr. President.

[Anonymous No.50380671]

>>50380641

[Anonymous No.50380675]

>>50380329
will be back to 20s end of the month

[Anonymous No.50380687]

>>50380666
>>50380671
Translation: Saudis brushed him off saying "we discuss raising output at next OPEC meeting, yes yes. Send drones now."

Remember, he wants to boast about any actual accomplishments as soon as possible. This is the best scrap of news he can offer.

[Anonymous No.50380692]

What a ridiculous equities market, jeez Louise.

>>50379832
Based.

>>50379908
>>50380199
>>50380561
kek

[Anonymous No.50380700]

>>50380641
That is literally not what he said. He was replying to a question that was asked, that question being "when do you think gas prices will come down for americans"
Joe Brandon: "It's been coming down"
Reporter: "I meant from this meeting"
Joe Brandon: "You won't see it for a couple of weeks"
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.50380703]

THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING

[Anonymous No.50380707]

>>50380641
>2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.50380708]

>>50380641
>contracted Saudis to nuke NY stadium and blame Iran
you have a couple of weeks to prepare.

[Anonymous No.50380719]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.50380726]

what did i tell you about the bullish divergence on spy/aapl?
what did i say about any news event? line ONLKLY GOES UP

[Anonymous No.50380729]

>>50379784
It’s over.

[Anonymous No.50380731]

>>50380708
>NYC wiped off the map
Unironically bullish. Imagine all the rebuilding stimulus spending!

[Anonymous No.50380735]

Have a great weekend everyone! Hope you all made solid gains! I'm going to watch movies and lots and lots of sex with my Latina girlfriend.

See you on Monday!

[Anonymous No.50380736]

>>50380666
I have observed these repeating digits.
I hope you enjoy a nice cold beer on this Friday night.

[Anonymous No.50380739]

200 hour is 385.12
Closes at 385.10

[Anonymous No.50380737]

LMAO at that last minute candle

[Anonymous No.50380746]

BIG DICK GREEN CANDLE AT THE END OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50380748]

Been away from the markets for a few months but I now have €100k to invest in a global markets ETF. Should I do it now or wait a month.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50380752]

>>50380735
>latinx gf
Get a load of this race traitor.

[Anonymous No.50380753]

>>50379784
fuuug...

[Anonymous No.50380756]

>>50380719
-2.9%, after accounting for 9.1% daily inflation

[Anonymous No.50380760]

Now,to wait for monday.

[Anonymous No.50380759]

>GOOGL
You bought right? Its going to stock split 20-1 Monday and retail investors are going to buy it up. It'll gap up during Futures when Monday happens and then rally at market open when it goes public.

[Anonymous No.50380763]

>>50380719
lost all the gains i made this week
how the fuck did cpi not crash the market

[Anonymous No.50380765]

>>50380719
/cashgang/

[Anonymous No.50380769]

i need to write something for my grandparents' 60th anniversary, can you guys do it for me

[Anonymous No.50380772]

>>50380687
Has he bragged about the Euro plummeting yet, he probably will

[Anonymous No.50380780]

>>50379784
this is a buy signal

[Anonymous No.50380782]

>>50380769
N

[Anonymous No.50380785]

>>50380719
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hope the SQQQ I bought today does a lil sum sum Monday.

[Anonymous No.50380788]

>>50380769
What do you need anon?

[Anonymous No.50380792]

>>50380769
Dear

[Anonymous No.50380798]

>>50380737
Unironically institutions covering their shorts. I'm starting to believe the bear market really is over, as retarded as that is; the United States is without question, by far, the worst it has ever been in every conceivable way. But I only day trade, so who cares I guess.

[Anonymous No.50380799]

>crypto brokerages go bankrupt

BULLISH EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS

even a fly farting is EXTREMELY BULLIS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT BYIHNIG

[Anonymous No.50380800]

>>50380772
He still think they're using Francs and Deutschmarks.

[Anonymous No.50380816]

>Friday night
What can I get you, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50380817]

>>50380719
+1.17%
Gonna grill steaks and drink some beer later.

[Anonymous No.50380824]

>that SIGA volume at close
someone's looking to pump some premarket bags on monday

[Anonymous No.50380827]

>>50380798
it's not sustainable which is why it's actually bullish. sure, the economy is aboslute shit, prices are going faster than wages like usual, but thats' a good thing. higher rents means more profits. sure, there's no liquidity whatsoever and more and more and more and more zoomers keep getting priced out of everything, but as long as the boomers are happy, it will continue to be a bull market

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU BUYING

[Anonymous No.50380828]

>>50379688
SAY IT WITH ME

MELT UP

[Anonymous No.50380829]

>>50380816
Yes, a Long Island Iced Tea. Hold the iced tea.

[Anonymous No.50380835]

>>50380752
Aren't you a Jew with a Korean girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.50380837]

>>50380782
kek they'd love it unironically

[Anonymous No.50380845]

>>50380719
I'm not sure, schwab fucked up my cost basis on some of my day trades. Total number go up but it's reported as red to me. idk

[Anonymous No.50380852]

>>50380816
A brandy and Daphne on my face.

[Anonymous No.50380854]

So the entire week was flat?

[Anonymous No.50380857]

>>50380816
Deluxe box of tendies. We're eating well tonight, gents :)

[Anonymous No.50380858]

>>50380845
they jewed you on the prices they sold you THEIR products. im pissed as fuck with tastyworks as well cause they blame their mispriced time fames on "vendor quotes" LIKE NO IT'S FUCKING SCAM BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.50380860]

>>50380816
I'll take a Ballentine

[Anonymous No.50380864]

>>50380769
You can make an observation about how long 60 years is and how proud and impressed you are of the life they’ve built together.
Thank them for what they’ve done for you, with one or two concrete examples of how they took care of you as a child or something they’ve taught you.
Don’t be afraid to open up and be a bit personal, but also don’t feel like you need to talk for a long time. Five minutes is fine and everyone appreciates a heartfelt, short speech.

[Anonymous No.50380865]

>>50380852
>brandy
Look at this faggot right here

[Anonymous No.50380868]

>>50380828
>Guh, go on without me guys, I've been melted up...

[Anonymous No.50380878]

>market gaps down
this is bullish
>market gaps up
this is bullish
>market is flat
this is bullish
>opec fucks over america
this is bullish
>ukraine surrenders
this is bullish
>china take over taiwan
this is bullish

[Anonymous No.50380881]

>>50380816
a man, NO, A BULL! Black preferably. For the wife of course

[Anonymous No.50380894]

>>50380864
Based.

>>50380865
Bad brandy is terrible, good brandy such as a nice Armangnac or Cognac is great!

[Anonymous No.50380912]

i shorted CMG

does anyone actually eat there anymore? place is fucking gross

[Anonymous No.50380925]

>>50380912
>shorting cartel stock
dude..l

[Anonymous No.50380931]

>>50380881

[Anonymous No.50380938]

>>50380878
Permabulls are stupid who would've guessed

[Anonymous No.50380943]

>>50380912
Never eaten there, but I definitely never would after they poisoned people with poop in their meat

[Anonymous No.50380946]

>>50379688
HIMS looking like it's going to pop off

[Anonymous No.50380948]

>>50380931
needs a quote with it, something like
>good god, man, have you no shame?!

[Anonymous No.50380956]

>>50380591
aaaaaand just like that, SIGA is at 15.07 in after hours just minutes after the $15 calls expired worthless

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50380960]

>>50379742
I miss Abe. He was a good man.

[Anonymous No.50380961]

>>50380925
>he shorted? It will be handled.

[Anonymous No.50380978]

>>50379784
>source: just trust me bro

[Anonymous No.50380981]

>>50380864
this is great stuff, really great stuff
i was thinking of going light-hearted yet heartfelt, something like 'they say it's the diamond anniversary, but the real 'rock' is you guys' and go on about how they're the rock our family is built on

[Anonymous No.50380990]

>>50379688
Why is the market up today with such abysmal CPI data and hot inflation that caught everybody by surprise? Isnt the FED going to be more aggressive now with raising interest rates? Aren't a number of experts now predicting stagflation?

[Anonymous No.50381005]

>>50380990
>experts

[Anonymous No.50381007]

>>50380956
HAHAHA I bought these as a joke, like putting money down on the wildcard team just to enjoy the game.

What is happening right now, this stock bro, fucking kek

[Anonymous No.50381011]

>>50380956
options are a scam lol

[Anonymous No.50381012]

>>50380990
Markets are rigged bro. Plus boomers still think Fed is going to pivot lol. Imagine

[Anonymous No.50381013]

>>50380990

[Anonymous No.50381023]

>>50380816
MacDonald's!

[Anonymous No.50381026]

i wonder what happened to all those retards from two years ago with their "50% TSLA 50% AAPL" or all-in on QQQ or ARKK portfolios. I'm sure they never sold, and never came back here tbqh.

long term hodler here, 20% up without doing anything

[Anonymous No.50381028]

>>50381005
Yes, if even former Fed chair Ben Bernake says that Jerome Powell fucked up and were now going to have stagflation, that is something you should probably pay attention to.

[Anonymous No.50381033]

>>50380878
>CPI high
bullish
>CPI low
bullish
>retail sales high
bullish
>retail sales low
bullish
>unemployment low
bullish
>unemployment high
bullish
>earnings miss
bullish
>earnings projections revise downward
bullish
>recession
bullish
>depression
bullish
>war
bullish
>world war
bullish
>nuclear apocalypse
bullish

[Anonymous No.50381037]

>>50381023
Post it

[Anonymous No.50381036]

>>50379688
>Bangs
>not Barq’s

Esl is that way, pedro

[Anonymous No.50381044]

>>50381023
I've seen this guy's asshole more than I've seen my own

[Anonymous No.50381047]

>>50380828
its still hilarious to me how the other day one anon bought several $10 puts dated for next friday lmao. he was really gloating about it when he posted the screenshots

[Anonymous No.50381048]

i forgot to buy puts before the market closed bros...

[Anonymous No.50381050]

>>50380990
Its pretty simple once you realize that Big Money is literally reversing the tape. "They" kept buying it up right when CPI and PPI was bad. The bottom was in June and unfortunately SPY will never be 360 again.

[Anonymous No.50381052]

>>50380827
wtf did I just read?

[Anonymous No.50381055]

>>50380990
scam dildo to prep the bear for next week's catastrophic FAANG earnings misses

[Anonymous No.50381057]

>>50381048
>forgot
Were you asleep?
Say goodbye to ez gains

[Anonymous No.50381067]

never bet against America, even when our president is a national embarassment

[Anonymous No.50381068]

>>50381026
If you were 50% TSLA two years ago, you're already playing golf on the moon, no need to come back here ever.

[Anonymous No.50381075]

>>50380981
Yes that’s good. Some humour and emotion plus keeping it short will leave people very satisfied, but when you do it short it’s important to remember the personal, otherwise it comes across as lazy and last-minute.

[Anonymous No.50381093]

>>50380990
Stay poor, retard

[Anonymous No.50381098]

>>50381057
I was ignoring the nigger market and working.
just grabbed some SQQQ in after hours

[Anonymous No.50381107]

Did nothing at work today. Made some green on my stocks. Getting ready for nice relaxing weekend. What could be better..

[Anonymous No.50381122]

>>50381068
well, bad example. not true though, but it would have been 130% or whatever yeah

[Anonymous No.50381133]

>company removed vax requirement and now want me back in the office
Now what

[Anonymous No.50381139]

ITS BARQS. BARQS HAS BITE

[Anonymous No.50381149]

thoughts on SBUX sirs? also good evening from india!

[Anonymous No.50381156]

>>50381133
Demand higher pay

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50381157]

>>50381139
okay newfag

[Anonymous No.50381158]

>>50381133
Get the vax and then you'll be on sick leave simple as.

[Anonymous No.50381162]

>>50381033
>planet killing space rock to directly hit earth, blowing it to pieces
bullish

[Anonymous No.50381166]

>>50379824
So this is what balance sheet reduction looks like?

[Anonymous No.50381171]

>>50380990
>experts

[Anonymous No.50381173]

>>50381133
just say "no" lmao, unemployment is at 3% just find a new job

[Anonymous No.50381175]

>>50381093
Do you know how interest rates and inflation work, retard?

[Anonymous No.50381176]

I hope you lads have a wonderful evening. I'm going to brew some evening coffee and play some fallout 4. I hope we have as good of a week next week as we did this week.

[Anonymous No.50381179]

>>50380990
HIGHER PRICES MEANS HIGHER PRICES BRO
HIGHER PRICES AT THE RETAIL MARKET MEANS HIGHER PRICES AT THE STOCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.50381194]

>>50381176
>fallout 4
Here's your base, bro

[Anonymous No.50381198]

>>50381107
>>50381176
Enjoy the weekend, bros.

[Anonymous No.50381205]

Stockbros.... I need someone to set the record straight.... are trannies mentally ill freak pedos?

[Anonymous No.50381206]

>>50381158
I'm never getting that jew poison

[Anonymous No.50381221]

>>50381179
The economy literally cannot expand with rising interest rates and more expensive debt.

[Anonymous No.50381240]

>>50381158
>>50381206
https://youtu.be/mMtHlucxKos

[Anonymous No.50381249]

>>50381221
fucking stupid bobo DONT EVER BET AGAINST AMERICA

[Anonymous No.50381259]

>>50380990
> he never stock the stock mArkets during hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.50381263]

>>50379739
it will crash the week after that

[Anonymous No.50381272]

>>50381263
wrong, two more weeks of bull rallies to be followed by two more weeks of bull rallies

[Anonymous No.50381277]

>>50381205
While channers by and far are social rejects we usually come packaged with some self awareness.
When bunkerfaggots are weak pussies and cant get no gf, they resort to self harm and crying some more about it. When 4channers get upset because of no pussy, they usually go to /fit/ to do keto and cocoon mode. This is probably also why trannies are so set on calling the right incels. They’re really are just projecting their own failings while doing nothing about it. They want to change the social strata so that their worthlessness is acceptable.

Anyone buy AMZN lately? Pre or post-split?

[Anonymous No.50381285]

>>50380845
Were you trading short shares? If you shorted yesterday and then closed today, it will read your position as a loss.

[Anonymous No.50381286]

I think the bottom is pretty much in for the year, desu.

[Anonymous No.50381288]

>>50380990
Unemployment is the last thing to crack, if it does we'll see more stagflation

[Anonymous No.50381305]

>>50381156
They really should

>>50381173
I have been taking care of my mom last few years since she's older but she lives like 3 hours away so I was hoping to keep working remote. I'm a mechE in gis though so I'm essentially starting from square 1. Was thinking of taking the coding pill

[Anonymous No.50381319]

>>50379760
>reads "bangs" wrong
>calls other people a "retard"
NGMI.
... On a side note "a'iet bangs" is patricians choice of bangs flavors... less calories and it still tastes a'iet

[Anonymous No.50381328]

>>50381286
Awh fuck mega dump incoming
thanks alot anon

[Anonymous No.50381331]

>>50381286
Don't they always have to pump towards the years end so the criminals at the top can cash out their bonuses?

[Anonymous No.50381334]

>>50381221
We've passed peak inflation already, or close to it, and at least halfway through the necessary hikes. Anyway, the rates will be cut next year, and the markets are forward-looking. The worst is probably over.

[Anonymous No.50381335]

>>50381288
more unemployment would unironically be bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.50381339]

Lmao. The manipulation is so obvious. This is why I just buy shares.

[Anonymous No.50381347]

>>50381335
and what i mean by this is that unemployment should be around 5% so that people can find new jobs and that companies can make new jobs. anything out of this number is detrimental to the balance. as such, we are at like 3% unemployemnt, so going to 5% would be bullish.

[Anonymous No.50381348]

>>50380202
Is that a Gator?

[Anonymous No.50381349]

Well, at least my homie natgas is doing well.

[Anonymous No.50381350]

>>50381339
The shill anon told everyone to buy Shares

[Anonymous No.50381370]

Ahh another productive day. Sleep at open and wake at close simple as.

[Anonymous No.50381373]

if you can't understand why siga going up (gay sex lockdowns) and spy going up at the same time are bullish, then you're a fucking retard. more lockdowns means new all time highs. we saw that with covid.

[Anonymous No.50381378]

>>50379748
Wait, if his name was Barq then why did he name the company Bang's?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50381381]

>>50381205
trannies are mentally ill freaks, but only some of them are pedos.

[Anonymous No.50381388]

>>50381378
Wait, this joke is never going to get old is it?

[Anonymous No.50381398]

>>50379739
No, we are now in recovery mode. It will bull-crab up for a few months.

[Anonymous No.50381402]

>>50381388
It's a bit like daily inflation or sneed

[Anonymous No.50381408]

>>50381133
Tell them you have AIDS and can't come back.

[Anonymous No.50381411]

>>50379688
you're actually retarded if you haven't bought siga yet , suck up your pride you missed buying under 10$

[Anonymous No.50381421]

Did any of you actually buy GOOGL? They're doing the Stock Split 20-1 Monday. What the fuck its literally free money.

[Anonymous No.50381428]

>>50381398
biden and zelensky duo team lost to putin: EXTREMELY BULLISH
saudi arabia snubbing bide: WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING YET?

[Anonymous No.50381429]

>>50381286
Why would things get better? What's changed?

[Anonymous No.50381433]

>>50381305
>Was thinking of taking the coding pill
im doing this

[Anonymous No.50381436]

>>50381334
>peak inflation

People have been saying this all year, and each month CPI data has proven them wrong over and over again. This month of shocking CPI data at 9.1% was no different. Historically the Fed matches interest rates percentages to CPI percentages to bring down inflation, that would mean hikes of hundreds of basis points at a time like Paul Volcker did in the 70's to tame inflation, not this measly 50 or 75 basis points bullshit we've had these past few months. We have a LONG way to go until inflation is tamed.

[Anonymous No.50381437]

>>50381421
oh shit this is actually bearish news for once

[Anonymous No.50381451]

>>50381436
lol inflation is good it means HIGHER PRICES dumbass

[Anonymous No.50381453]

>>50381436
Counterpoint: No. https://www.clevelandfed.org/en/our%20research/indicators%20and%20data/inflation%20nowcasting.aspx

[Anonymous No.50381471]

>>50381381
>trannies are mentally ill freaks, but only some of them are pedos

I'd be very willing to bet that trannies have a much much higher rate of being pedos than anyone else besides gays

[Anonymous No.50381478]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.50381482]

>>50381436
>This month of shocking CPI data at 9.1%
Wrong. Biden said those numbers are wrong. Wait 2 more weeks to see real data

[Anonymous No.50381502]

>>50381398
>accelerate out of hot zone to get to safer LZ
>begin deceleration
>inform you will have to make a soft landing
>decelerate
>begin decent
>...
>'soft land'
We haven't even begun...

[Anonymous No.50381505]

>>50379739
No. >>50381263 this anon knows what's up.
In two weeks, you have the fed announce its new rate hike back to back with AAPL posting a likely very disappointing quarter.

[Anonymous No.50381511]

>>50381334
assuming the global economy doesn't crash between now and when the rate cuts happen.

[Anonymous No.50381522]

>>50381436
>We have a LONG way to go until inflation is tamed.

inflation will not be tamed. the people will just have to deal with it. eurodollar futures are pricing in a fed pivot by the end of this year. they are going to drag this out and string you along for years so the debt is inflated away over time while the working class suffers. its time to get long tech again, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.50381526]

>>50381482
>>50381436

[Anonymous No.50381542]

>>50381149
bumping myself

[Anonymous No.50381574]

>>50381149
>>50381542
Coffee is dangerous. Caffeine can cause blood clots

[Anonymous No.50381577]

>>50381348
Crocodile

[Anonymous No.50381582]

>>50381574
lol

[Anonymous No.50381595]

>>50381574
let me guess, this research came out about a year after covid?

[Anonymous No.50381600]

>>50381574
fun fact: blood being in your veins can lead to blood clots. who knew?

[Anonymous No.50381604]

>made $500 yesterday with weekly puts
>lost $200 today on a long dated put but still holding
Is this what trading is supposed to be like?

[Anonymous No.50381611]

>>50381429
Priced in. SPY's 25% down in 6 months. There's a lot of inertia standing in the way of it going lower any time soon.

[Anonymous No.50381638]

>>50381604
similar position. if I'm wrong I'll just all in puts on spy leaps if we go over 400.

[Anonymous No.50381657]

USAC bros, we have our date
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3857005-usa-compression-partners-lp-declares-missing-dividend?utm_source=webull.com&utm_medium=referral?theme=2&color=2
Finish grabbing those puts or open your shorts by the 25th

[Anonymous No.50381663]

>>50381574
funny that we've been drinking coffee for hundreds of years and this is just now a problem.,,

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50381691]

>>50381411
This monkiepox shit is so over rated. I already had the chicken pox when I was a kid, so there's no way I can catch the monkiepox now as an adult.

[Anonymous No.50381700]

>>50381574
>Coffee is bad
Not according to girls like her, it isn't

[Anonymous No.50381702]

>>50381611
>SPY is down an arbitrary percentage value
>that means it can't go lower because... w-well because it just can't, OK?

[Anonymous No.50381711]

Rate cuts are not a guarantee of a bottom.,. Take a look at the 2000-2002 bear market, when the Fed shifted it continued to drop. Personally I wont take the risk and not buy until I see some improvements in the macro environment, and everything is going to shit and will keep so for quite a while so...

[Anonymous No.50381723]

SIGA posters need to have a seperate general they are worse than SOXL and GME posters.

>>50381205
Yes, but they themselves are also victims.

[Anonymous No.50381728]

>>50381700
Sniff

[Anonymous No.50381745]

>>50381691
>doesn't know you can get chicken pox as an adult again

Don't forget your shingles booster old man.

[Anonymous No.50381767]

>>50381700
That’s a man bro

[Anonymous No.50381776]

>>50381702
Historical trading patterns are important, and given how human behavior remains consistant, only fools ignore them.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50381782]

>>50381745
I already had shingles too back when I was in middle school.

[Anonymous No.50381785]

>>50381526
>”never mind the 41% of money printed in the last two years”

At what point do they throw the Fed under the bus?

[Anonymous No.50381796]

>>50381776
>Historical trading patterns are important, and given how human behavior remains consistant, only fools ignore them.

And have we hit Covid levels yet?

[Anonymous No.50381810]

>>50381411
>you're actually retarded if you haven't bought siga yet
Correct.
There are retards here who think this needs to be some kind of pandemic for SIGA to moon. Absolute brainlets.

[Anonymous No.50381815]

>>50381286
Is this anime/vn any good?

[Anonymous No.50381840]

>>50381824
>>50381824
>>50381824
>>50381824

[Anonymous No.50381842]

I FUCKED UP AGAIN

[Anonymous No.50381918]

>>50381815
Yeah, amagami's great. Ayatsuji's best girl, btw.