/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50377659]

Wow, what a hecking buying opportunity!

official thread theme in honor of Jim Bidens Middle East trip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ngWIDkPP3o
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50375799

[Anonymous No.50377678]

This is obviously the bottom.

[Anonymous No.50377687]

See you monday,mumus

[Anonymous No.50377692]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50377694]

Jesus is King- Christ saves.

You are all loved by God smg

[Anonymous No.50377695]

quick I need pics of mumu getting heemd

[Anonymous No.50377700]

RETL is KING

[Anonymous No.50377701]

i put honey mustard sauce on my salmon filets

it works

[Anonymous No.50377710]

should I rent out or sell my house that I inherited from my grandmother. I only know about stocks and would put the about 190k into spy or dividend shit. I kinda like the idea of having a steady income through rent but selling seems like less trouble. Anyone know anything about this market?

[Anonymous No.50377712]

>>50377695
no.

[Anonymous No.50377715]

>>50377659
BEST ECONOMY IS HUMAN HISTORY JACK!

[Anonymous No.50377726]

[Anonymous No.50377729]

We still have oooone more leg down within the next month.

[Anonymous No.50377736]

>>50377710
Renting is an awful idea. Do you really want another job (because that's what it is)?

[Anonymous No.50377738]

>>50377659
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.50377758]

Gay sex bros, yeah I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.50377759]

>>50377729
Based and liquidation pilled.

[Anonymous No.50377785]

>>50377736
I'm like 20 so obv not but dunno how much there is to do

[Anonymous No.50377793]

>>50377694
Thanks bro. God is good

[Anonymous No.50377795]

>>50377729
>"That's what democracy gets you. Bandits fighting over a cut of the loot."
>"The income tax."
>"Sanctioned robbery with no constitutional basis."
https://youtu.be/ynUCZ-CAh0w

[Anonymous No.50377801]

What semiconductor stocks should I buy puts on before the weekend? What are the shittiest ones?

[Anonymous No.50377807]

>>50377710
Sell,you're in a good time to do so
Also AOE3 sucked

[Anonymous No.50377822]

Why is BYND pumping?

[Anonymous No.50377827]

>>50377822

[Anonymous No.50377829]

I am officially FOMOing into SIGA. I bought December 17.5C

[Anonymous No.50377840]

>>50377807
I'm sorry but aoe3 was actually great. Kind of makes me sad when aoe2 players won't give it a chance because it's different, just look how well copying 2 worked for aoe4.
Thx for the advice aswell

[Anonymous No.50377847]

>>50377827
I HATE THE BUGS

[Anonymous No.50377866]

>>50377710
where the fuck is house only worth 190k?

[Anonymous No.50377886]

>>50377822
Record sales of Burger King's Impossible Burger with Bacon.

[Anonymous No.50377894]

>>50377847
>nu-art antichrist hater
now this is enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.50377896]

>>50377840
>aoe3 was actually great
Even the campaign was trash,come on
Didnt bother with aoe4 tho

[Anonymous No.50377908]

>>50377866
Rural german city, since it has 2 floors + cellar it might be closer to 300k but ye that's how it be out here in europe

[Anonymous No.50377911]

AoE4 was fun for about a month (online)

the campaign was ass though

[Anonymous No.50377916]

>>50377840
I found it to be interesting, but wasn't nearly as good as 2. Haven't even heard anything about 4.

[Anonymous No.50377915]

>>50377829
Just bought another 20

[Anonymous No.50377919]

Fuck this market. I'm not buying anything until after the September collapse.

[Anonymous No.50377920]

>>50377866
Europe for Americans probably.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50377923]

>>50377701
I put paprika, cayenne, white pepper, garlic powder, maybe a little onion powder, dried thyme, oregano and coriander powder on my salmon filet. Then I go over to my grill and get it good and hot. So you take your grill brush and get the shit off of your grill bars so they're nice and clean, Then you take a paper towel and coat it with some olive oil, then you use some tongs to coat the grill bars with the olive oil, this will make it so when you put the salmon skin on the grill it won't stick, and you just grill it until its nice and cooked all the way through, but you don't want to over cook it so that it's dried out.

[Anonymous No.50377932]

i've been at work all day someone give me the qrd on why the market recovered today pls

[Anonymous No.50377939]

Once again I am officially fomoing into gme

[Anonymous No.50377943]

ALERT THIS IS VERY REAL AND VERY NATURAL TRADING PATTERNS. DO NOT BE ALARMED. YES WE UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE DATA POINT IS TERRIBLE AND INDICATE THAT WE ARE IN A RECESSION, BUT WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SAID THAT WORD YET SO OBVIOUSLY WE ARE NOT IN ONE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S TEETERING ON A DEPRESSION? THIS IS EXTREMELY BULLISH. CHINA IS COLLAPSING? EUROPE IN TROUBLE? NO MY GOOD SIR WE ARE PUMPING 2% ON A FRIDAY STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

[Anonymous No.50377946]

What’s the SIGA EOY price prediction? Is $20 hopium?

[Anonymous No.50377951]

>>50377932
we are headed into the great depression 2.0 and the fed will be forced to cut rates

[Anonymous No.50377954]

>>50377932
Bad bank earnings.

[Anonymous No.50377961]

>>50377923
sounds amazing actually, I am way too lazy for all that.

I just put them in the oven and bake at 375 for 20 minutes (flip em once in the middle), then i take them out and sprinkle lots of salt on top

and then today i decided to paint some honey mustard on top just because i was bored

[Anonymous No.50377963]

>>50377886
THIS PRODUCT IS HARAM AND IT MUST NOT CONTINUE TO EXIST!
But in all seriousness, do they not see the irony of adding meat to a meatless product?

[Anonymous No.50377966]

>>50377919

[Anonymous No.50377978]

>>50377946
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001010086/000143774922011147/siga20220331_10q.htm

>>50377963
I have no clue. Maybe there are weirdos out there who prefer the fake meat taste without the moral dimension.

[Anonymous No.50377980]

>>50377939
i hope you get rekt
should've fomo'd into siga

[Anonymous No.50377981]

>>50377943
the market has known all that for awhile, which is why we were lower and then bottomed on 6/17.

[Anonymous No.50377995]

>>50377946
$20 is being laughably conservative. WHO meets again on the 18th, they'll end up calling it a pandemic and that alone will drive normalfags in to pump the stock. SIGA will be $100 by eoy.

[Anonymous No.50378002]

>>50377840
3 sucked big fat fucking dick
so does 4
2 is the only way to go
tired of these new age graphics being the showcase of a game instead of the gameplay itself
for that im shorting ea

[Anonymous No.50378004]

the bobo cope over the last few threads has been sublime

[Anonymous No.50378014]

All SIGA holders should be forced to get monkepox in order to hold the stock?

y/n? For me, its a hard Y

[Anonymous No.50378019]

>>50377659
should I hold my SQQQ over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.50378021]

Glad I bought KODK this morning. Did you know they still use film in space?

[Anonymous No.50378032]

>>50378004
>cope
See you next week faggot

[Anonymous No.50378035]

>>50377923
>not eating salmon raw the way allah intended

n what?

[Anonymous No.50378036]

>>50378004
I wish cute girls who called you darling were real.

[Anonymous No.50378042]

What do you think is the most Biden's willing to do for a barrel of Saudi crude?

[Anonymous No.50378050]

>>50378014
>All SIGA holders should be forced to get monkepox in order to hold the stock
I'm straight.

[Anonymous No.50378066]

>>50378004
>anigay

[Anonymous No.50378071]

>>50378032
is that when your puts expire? lmao
>>50378036
same, fortunately i have my 2D wife

[Anonymous No.50378072]

>>50378032
Don't you have a dick to suck bobo
>>50378035
Enjoy your worms and parasites

[Anonymous No.50378074]

TQQQties....

we are winning.

[Anonymous No.50378075]

>>50377963

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50378080]

>>50377961
I bake a lot of fish too, but the thing is when you grill the salmon you don't flip it, you just leave it there until it's ready, and the skin comes out crispy and becomes the best part. When you bake it the skin sits in all the juices, and I end up just throwing the skin out.

[Anonymous No.50378087]

I have perfected the art of swing trading.
I just need some access to 10x leverage.

[Anonymous No.50378089]

>>50377961
there is no reason to ever cook any fish. every fish is best raw. If it is a shellfish cook with acid from limes and lemons.

[Anonymous No.50378096]

She has two yachts?

[Anonymous No.50378100]

>>50378080
wtf you eat the skin?
did you learn that from your asian gf or something

[Anonymous No.50378110]

>>50378042
>4 women
>only 1 semi chad jawline
you better hope Natalie is in the backroom or there is no deal.

[Anonymous No.50378126]

>>50378096
who doesn't

[Anonymous No.50378129]

>>50377694
Based and breadpilled.

[Anonymous No.50378131]

>>50378096
What's her stock list, I NEED to know

[Anonymous No.50378152]

>>50378096
what a sick joke

[Anonymous No.50378157]

>>50377694
Baseado

[Anonymous No.50378165]

>>50378152
i hate commies but i really want to know whats in her portfolio

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50378179]

>>50378100
before i even met her i would go to the sushi bar with my friend and we would order salmon skin hand rolls. they put the skin in a little toaster oven and crisp it up. It's got a great texture with the crisp from the nori and the skin, its literally 4.8/5 you should try.

[Anonymous No.50378186]

Why the FUCK are we green???? My portfolio is down 87%... Bobros.... I don't feel too good...

[Anonymous No.50378187]

>>50378019
yes

[Anonymous No.50378198]

>>50377604
>>50377697
Canada is uniquely regulated. That's the bet.

Distributors make money on volume (not price), which is going to fall. Brokers make money on set time contracts, which are going to get heemed by supply constraints during a demand spike. Natty gas is pretty well fucked.

You're correct that flight to oil might take some profit off of the top of an EWC trade, but I know enough to know where my knowledge ends -- and I don't know what's going to happen with oil. What I do know is that US oil refining is at 95% capacity with reserves depleting due to supply shortages. The idea that such shortages would just continue indefinitely seems unlikely.

[Anonymous No.50378205]

>>50378186
I bought SQQQ today, this pump is fake and also this pump is gay.
>Bullish for SIGA tho

[Anonymous No.50378209]

>>50378179
those were fish sticks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50378211]

>>50378100
>>50378179
Seriously, everybody knows the best part of the fried chicken is the skin, the best part of the salmon is also the skin, but nobody knows how to fucking cook it right.

[Anonymous No.50378223]

my $680 SPY put from yesterday is now $80. and it keeps rallying. and vix keeps falling. and it expires tuesday. I can't believe I have to sell this for fucking $80....

[Anonymous No.50378232]

>>50378205
Based. Still holding all of the puts that dropped today and also own SIGA shares.

[Anonymous No.50378235]

>>50378096
You can't even hate on her for this, she so obviously full of shit and fake as hell. Anyone who doesn't see that is retarded as hell. You go into politics to get rich and to be corrupted, that's it. It's not about helping people or your country, it's about selling out your country to the highest bidder.

[Anonymous No.50378243]

>>50378223
>expires tuesday
Youll be fine

[Anonymous No.50378252]

>>50378152
>>50378235
its fake you dummies

[Anonymous No.50378259]

Is the dump Monday or are they gonna stretch this out further?

[Anonymous No.50378268]

>>50378096
this gave me bad thoughts

[Anonymous No.50378273]

>>50378235
Yeah, it's just funny to see this vs what her voters want. Plus when ever you bring it up to one the reaction is always the same
>She getting hers, Im not a hater dood!

[Anonymous No.50378280]

>>50378243
y...yeah

[Anonymous No.50378281]

my sqqq is going to 0.... Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.50378295]

>>50378223
for 80 bucks you might as well just ride it to expiration
things are getting goofy internationally all this is going to take is one really bad news event to tumble the house of cards

[Anonymous No.50378299]

>>50378096
>plays the poor migrant go-getter that makes beaner and nigger dreams come true.
in reallity she is just a fake whore with stolen kike money.

[Anonymous No.50378307]

>>50378223
may as well sit on it at that point why would you sell at an 89% loss.

[Anonymous No.50378315]

>>50378280
That's hilarious

[Anonymous No.50378319]

>>50378273
Well like the other anon said apparently it's fake. If you look at her actual net worth she's actually a poorfags by politician standards.

[Anonymous No.50378338]

>>50378280
lol

[Anonymous No.50378339]

>>50377939
why?

[Anonymous No.50378343]

>>50378281
if you bought yesterday I would hold until after the hike

[Anonymous No.50378360]

Scoops can you tell Jeff to stop shipping boxed items in bubble mailers? fucksake

[Anonymous No.50378367]

Ah, it's that very special time of the day where the NASDAQ begins to outperform the S&P. There is nothing more bullish than companies that have not made any money in 5 years!

[Anonymous No.50378377]

>>50378096
>people in this thread believe anything they see with zero proof
>literally just post some bullshit and it's the word of God to them

You guys really are fucking retards right? I can't wait till SIGA is $11 a share next week it can join your uranium, soxl and oil bags you bought on green days at the absolute fucking top

[Anonymous No.50378380]

>>50378211
I know how to cook it right. Skin side down first on a sauté pan in a little avocado oil.

Shit, I’m gonna have salmon for dinner. I need to come up with a sweet balsamic reduction sauce or mustard aioli, hmmm. Choice choices. I’ll probably make some risotto with parmesan and some baked asparagus to go with it. Last night I made homemade tortillas, barracho beans and carne asada. Shit was pretty cash.

[Anonymous No.50378379]

>manufacturing down
>BUT SERVICES ARE UP! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!
This is so fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.50378396]

>>50378377
Show portfolio

[Anonymous No.50378440]

>>50378377
> I can't wait till SIGA is $11 a share next week it can join your uranium, soxl and oil bags you bought on green days at the absolute fucking top
kek top tier cope. You can literally buy in now and still be early, but people like you just don't understand or appreciate the power of gay sex. Gays cannot stop fucking every other gay man in sight. It doesn't matter what disease they could catch, they are literal demon spawn.

[Anonymous No.50378449]

>>50378396
SIGA puts
DRIP
UVXY
DFEN

Are my current positions I would shill

[Anonymous No.50378463]

aapl is gonna die

[Anonymous No.50378464]

>>50378377
line went down? means it will go up. no proof needed, just have faith in the word of allah

[Anonymous No.50378465]

>>50378440
Please dont post that pic ever again

[Anonymous No.50378492]

>>50378339
Because they are on the bleeding edge of nft related video games and video game accessories. An industry which I have personally found to have a forward valuation in the range of 1-1.5 quadrillion dollars.

[Anonymous No.50378502]

>>50378096
all women are whores

[Anonymous No.50378514]

>>50378440
>investing in biomemes based on social media posts from a single who the fuck is that attention seeking literal mentally ill faggot with pink eye written in something something other than English

You deserve those everything and you will

[Anonymous No.50378515]

>>50378449
>SIGA puts
>has to blur out the first number of his portfolio to hide the fact he's a poorfag
Kek so this is the power of being bearish on SIGA

[Anonymous No.50378517]

>>50378492
did you see their nft marketplace? why the fuck would you buy something that was ai generated when you can just ai generate it yourself, much less right click save as?

[Anonymous No.50378533]

>No penis's being spammed
Not my /smg/

[Anonymous No.50378542]

Just got my paycheck for $15 after taxes. I’m thinking I’ll be eating well tonight

[Anonymous No.50378543]

>assfaggotss disappear after their stock goes -11% yesterday
>assfaggots return when their stock goes +7% today
ya love to see it

[Anonymous No.50378546]

>>50378515
>number
>singular

You are taking financial advice from people like this.. that can't even do basic math

[Anonymous No.50378550]

>>50378449
>SIGA puts
gamble
>DRIP
-
>UVXY
>leveraged ETFs as a "position"
>DFEN
+
So you're a degenerate just like everyone else. Cool.

[Anonymous No.50378551]

>>50378464
Based and halal-investorpilled

[Anonymous No.50378553]

>>50378533
stay in your gaymstop containment thread

[Anonymous No.50378557]

FYI: I hate every second of my life, and this market is not helping

[Anonymous No.50378559]

>>50378492
nfts are dead. is a dead market just like crypto. it has no use or utility. everything related to nft is dead, games - etc.

[Anonymous No.50378566]

So all that food crisis talk was pure bs... Wheat and oils are falling back in line, Ukraine and Russia are negotiating, and US is suddenly producing more wheat and corn. So glad I didn't buy into this shit.

[Anonymous No.50378569]

>it's another spy/aapl bullish divergence

like i said, line went down? means it's going up

[Anonymous No.50378574]

>>50378543
Unironically return of Gayhorse Silver pajeets

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50378576]

>>50378515
can you stop posting this faggot. i mean it's bad enough that you saved it to your pc, but do you really need to share this shit like every day?

[Anonymous No.50378580]

>>50378464
yeah SIGA looks a lot like UEC did a couple months ago. it's probably the top right now. when it finally breaks 15 it will probably get rejected really quickly

[Anonymous No.50378586]

>>50378546
Your puts will expire worthless. You will be broke. If I'm feeling particularly merciful, I throw you a few dollars in exchange for your bussy. You've been warned. The right financial decision has been given to you time and time again yet your ignore it.

[Anonymous No.50378589]

>>50378096
>only 11 stocks
wtf diversity bros

[Anonymous No.50378592]

>>50378566
it was going to crater in the fall we all know that- you are just way early.

[Anonymous No.50378597]

>>50378580
I would agree, if nuclear reactors spread exponentially.

[Anonymous No.50378606]

>>50378550
>buying leveraged etfs for war, gas and volatility near 52 week lows is a gamble

[Anonymous No.50378608]

>>50378096
how the fuck do they get millions when their salary is only 300k and less

[Anonymous No.50378610]

do i just hold i might kms

[Anonymous No.50378616]

>>50378576
Oh sorry baggot, my bad. I'll post something more to your liking.

[Anonymous No.50378625]

>>50378517
>>50378559
You are both fools who don't understand Ryan Cohen vision and you will regret your words and deeds

[Anonymous No.50378636]

can somebody biz-pill me on bed bath and beyond?

[Anonymous No.50378640]

>>50378205
same. Maybe we gap down next week. sucks if we gap up to 390 or 400 as I'm out of dry powder

[Anonymous No.50378641]

>the return of Leveraged ETF TA shitheads
How are there still idiots doing that?

[Anonymous No.50378642]

>>50378625
scamming retards with a scam stock, what am I missing here bro?

[Anonymous No.50378655]

Don't forget to buy GOOGL before close when it 20-1 stock splits Monday and all the retail investors buy in to bag hold.

[Anonymous No.50378657]

>>50378608
That's fake but most of them already come from money, plus insider trading, other investments, donations, cheating on their taxes, etc.

[Anonymous No.50378658]

SOXL... Yeah... We are back bros

[Anonymous No.50378660]

>>50378610
kek what were you trying to do?

[Anonymous No.50378664]

>>50378223
I took profit yesterday for like 106%. knew it would happen

[Anonymous No.50378668]

how the fuck can anyone look at this chart and say ya that looks totally free of manipulation and jewish trickery

[Anonymous No.50378678]

>UKRAINE to get himas that can hit 300km range

THIS IS BULLISH HOLY FUCK PEACE DEAL ON ITS WAY BIDEN AND PUTIN SHAKING HANDS RIGHT NOW EVERY MISSILE STRIKE BRINGS US CLOSER TO PEACE

[Anonymous No.50378684]

>>50378658
Good morning, Sunday morning.

[Anonymous No.50378688]

>>50378636
going bankrupt eventually, but had some recent volatility when insiders bought shares. i'd stay away

[Anonymous No.50378697]

>>50378658
Yep. She doent lose against the market. Best female investor ever!

[Anonymous No.50378698]

>>50378610
>exp date 8/19
hold, at least thru next week this is likely a bear market rally

[Anonymous No.50378700]

>>50378610
you have so much time just hold

[Anonymous No.50378702]

>>50378668
theyve programmed the algos pretty blatantly the last 3 days
the best was what 2 days ago when everything stayed exactly at 0 into close, then dumped AH

[Anonymous No.50378717]

>>50378586
>rocker
>calling anyone poor

[Anonymous No.50378718]

>>50378698
nope
we hit the bottom
ukraine war about to get hot means markets will get hot too

[Anonymous No.50378735]

>>50378610
>SPY calls $40 til break even, 1 month away.
LoL, LMAO even. SPY has been crabbing between 360 and 390 for the last month, you could maybe exit today to save some liquidity, or you could hopium that monday isn't a massive dump and exit then, but you aren't getting the full purchase price of those contracts back.

[Anonymous No.50378744]

>>50378668
Its OpEx today. They're trying to not lose as much money as possible. If the CPI and PPI tanked the market they would get absolutely HEEM'd. That's why it ripped up as soon as Futures gapped down at market open both days.

[Anonymous No.50378746]

>>50378678
Ukraine is losing anon. Losing badly.

[Anonymous No.50378747]

>>50378664
oh no I sold a $200 put yesterday morning for $700 but then I couldn't resist rolling positions like a retard

[Anonymous No.50378756]

>>50378668
yeah that 10 am giant green candle really got my noggin joggin. it started this bullshit pump we had today

[Anonymous No.50378759]

So why the fuck is UBER pumping? It's been nothing but straight bad news, often of illegal dealings, for the past week. This should have been an easy put.

[Anonymous No.50378764]

>>50378698
I think that's a call lmao
>>50378610
If this were a put I'd tell you to just hold. no way we don't bounce back down to 370 within a few weeks

[Anonymous No.50378768]

>>50378678
Looks like HIMARS systems and rockets are LMT. Stock doesn't seem to gaf though.

[Anonymous No.50378771]

>>50378735
crab cope see you end of next week when we hit 415

[Anonymous No.50378783]

>>50378606
>historical/technical analysis on leveraged ETFs
Yes. You're gambling.
Leveraged funds have a singular function. That function is to amplify short term movement in an underlying instrument. There is nothing solid to trade on within the history of the fund itself. Unless you have a short-term outlook on each of these sectors that would support the trade, you're degen af.

>>50378589
Diversity is unironically a meme.
Buffet has candidly admitted this many times.

[Anonymous No.50378785]

>>50378759
Criminal activity means they're in it to win it. Why do you think profitable banks get busted doing illegal shit all the time?

[Anonymous No.50378793]

>>50378771
345 is more realistic given current economic conditions mr. mumu.

[Anonymous No.50378799]

>>50378589
11 is too much. All you need is a single index etf

[Anonymous No.50378806]

>>50378717
I'm rich and spirit and personality chud. You can't earn that kind of wealth

[Anonymous No.50378817]

>>50378768
most all this shit is old on both sides. they are essentially doing a cold war larp at this point. LMT isn't actually supplying much new shit especially compared to our previous middle east posture.

[Anonymous No.50378821]

>>50378793
GTC by4 trips here

[Anonymous No.50378826]

Is a solid yield curve inversion bullish? Or priced in?

[Anonymous No.50378827]

>>50378806
how much SIGA for you to come fuck me again, rocker

[Anonymous No.50378832]

>>50378756
>that giant green candle premarket
Wow it's almost like economic data came out today and the big boys bought.. but you are late so it's obviously a conspiracy.. so now you buy the top and get rugged again at the end of the month

It's so fucking easy to take your money.. who knows I've possibly personally taken some of it

[Anonymous No.50378841]

Fucking dropped. Elon, if yiu're reading this, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.50378842]

>AYO I JOINED COINBASED

is this a buy signal?

[Anonymous No.50378854]

>>50378827
I don't fuck, I rape.

[Anonymous No.50378860]

>>50378678
>>50378768
>Announced weeks back that it would happened
>First big one arrived recently
Why do you think a stock would move from this? We already knew back in May or early June that Ukraine would get some bigger stuff, literally irrelevant

[Anonymous No.50378861]

>>50378826
>When the 2yr-3m inverts loan growth slows but when the 10yr-3m inverts, loans stop.

[Anonymous No.50378870]

>>50378747
>sold a $200 put
Bro why did you sell a put?

We had gapped down yesterday.
You are supposed to SELL PUTS after huge rallies to farm vega I'm pretty sure.

Idk I'm confused now.

[Anonymous No.50378872]

>>50378826
both, priced in and super bullish
the higher the 2y goes over the 10y the more bullish. we've had 3 inversions this year alone, means spy will hit 5k end of year

[Anonymous No.50378873]

>>50378684
>>50378697
>marry senator
>inside info on all legislation in the pipe
>she is bound by oath but you are not
>trade marital portfolio relentlessly on that info
>evidence of any criminality is shielded by marital privilege
I fucked up.
Should have married a senator.
I'd eat that crypt keeper pussy for breakfast every day for a crumb of info.

[Anonymous No.50378882]

>>50378768
The US already has tens or hundreds of thousands of rockets stockpiled. Maybe millions. Each of those little blobs in the picture is a munitions bunker containing enough conventional (non-nuclear) material to level a small city. The US has depots like this, bigger ones too, all across the country and world. Whatever they send to Ukraine will be a drop in the bucket. If anything, it frees up some space in the bunkers for new toys.

[Anonymous No.50378885]

>>50378860
>why would stocks move based on increased threat of nuclear retaliation

i mean they would move up, the market would be hotter than the center of a nuclear explosion. radiation all over europe? super bullish

[Anonymous No.50378893]

>>50378783
>gas will never be under $5/GAL again
>the US will never have a war again

Yeah man I'm a real risk taker... I should stick with safe tickers like gaysex and mutant fish instead. WAGMI, to the moon fren

[Anonymous No.50378895]

>>50378841
that is not what an assault rifle is

[Anonymous No.50378898]

>>50378842
Coinbase, as a publicly traded company, can't print counterfeit stablecoins for their operations like their "peers". And the only way that changes is if stablecoin counterfeiting ends which is also the end of crypto.
So, lose-lose for coinbase here. Unironically going to zero within the next few years.

[Anonymous No.50378914]

>>50378882
>The US already has tens or hundreds of thousands of rockets stockpiled
Extremely doubt it considering the javelins are essentially depleted already. Which is great job security for me.

[Anonymous No.50378919]

>>50378870
I mean I sold a contract I bought for $200, I didn't "sell a put" in that sense

[Anonymous No.50378930]

so when is soxl going to 0?

[Anonymous No.50378946]

>>50378860
Oh I was just curious which company it was. Haven't been following the Ukraine grindfest all that closely.

>>50378882
Interesting. I know the (probably wildly inaccurate bullshit) figures were anywhere from 1,000 to 50,000 conventional shells per day on the frontlines. Guessing those numbers would drop with any marginal HIMARS accuracy improvement and not make a dent in any stocks.

[Anonymous No.50378959]

>>50378610
"roughly" a 6.4% chance that your position will expire ITM
based upon you saying you'll kill yourself over $700, will losing the remaining $342 really push you over the edge?
theoretically.. if earnings started coming out mixed or good, the market could rally.. we just saw good bank earnings.. so it is probably more than a 6.4% chance in reality
but the chance is very small.
so decide if you want to have a 90% chance to lose your remaining $342 or not
we may get some relief this coming week, so maybe will give you a better time to exit, for maybe like $500 instead of $342, but if you held to expiry 90% chance you lose it all - you don't really need to worry about theta decay since it's just $4, if you do think you'll have a better chance to exit for less of a loss (but not for a gain) next week

[Anonymous No.50378960]

>>50378684
>Good morning

gOOd morning

[Anonymous No.50378965]

>>50378806
Jesus, that looks disgusting. How can you people have stuff like this saved on your computers?

[Anonymous No.50378970]

>>50378841

This is how he wins the Twitter lawsuit. He probably sees that the judge is a DNC toady, so he's being a good goy to try to get a favorable ruling.

[Anonymous No.50378986]

>>50378841
fuck this faggot

[Anonymous No.50379024]

Am I getting fucked in the a-hole next week or nah?

t. oil baron

[Anonymous No.50379036]

>>50378970
Why can't he do the normal thing and have his private intelligence service dig up blackmail or threaten the judge's family?

>>50379024
Do you think Joe Biden is a good diplomat, y/n?

[Anonymous No.50379038]

>>50378841
Ultra rich and powerful people don't like gun ownership, because they know the only weakness they have left is still being mortal flesh.

[Anonymous No.50379041]

>>50379024
>he holds oil futures?
>physically deliver to his home

[Anonymous No.50379047]

Power or Sour hour today?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50379049]

>>50378841

[Anonymous No.50379052]

>>50379024
get some siga incase you do. stay safe anon.

[Anonymous No.50379067]

$DTST

[Anonymous No.50379069]

bobos getting absolutely heem'd rn (right now)

[Anonymous No.50379080]

>>50379047
if anything like the last few fake and gay days
crab hour

[Anonymous No.50379082]

>>50379036

>Do you think Joe Biden is a good diplomat, y/n?

lol, of course not, but the democrats are sly fuckers and I wouldn't put anything past them to win an election. I'm already expecting that they'll try to pass some law or executive order that says that they don't need to fill up the strategic reserve.

[Anonymous No.50379084]

>>50379047
Power all day, so sour into close

[Anonymous No.50379100]

I have once again FOMO'd into NFLX

[Anonymous No.50379102]

>>50379084
>checks weekly charts

Its an old code, but it checks out sir.

[Anonymous No.50379121]

>>50379080
holy kek

[Anonymous No.50379122]

Im gonna buy a boat and sail away and never check stocks except on earnings report conference call by sat phone, fuck the internet and computerized trading. PPeace

[Anonymous No.50379141]

>>50379080
Wow, how'd those jannies afford that carnival ride?

>>50379082
Sure, but then their fuckery is reversed in January. You may as well speculate about a Gulf Coast hurricane hitting next week - we're down to smaller, transient catalysts at this point.

[Anonymous No.50379142]

>>50378080
>>50378100
>>50378179
>>50378211
>>50378380

Eat cobia. Tastes great baked and has the best tasting skin. About the same price as salmon depending where you are.

[Anonymous No.50379145]

>>50379102
>he doesn't see the bullish divergence between spy/aapl

[Anonymous No.50379151]

>>50379047
Schizo hour. Just like every hour this past week.

[Anonymous No.50379167]

>>50379080
lulz

fat "people" are funny

[Anonymous No.50379201]

>>50378893
Again, you fail to understand the purpose of a leveraged ETF. A leveraged ETF will underperform its non-leveraged counterpart over time, but will outperform its non-leveraged counterpart in the short-term.

To trade a leveraged ETF without being a degen, your theory must have a timing component. It's not just
>line will go up!
or
>line will go down!
it must be
>line will go up, soon!
>line will go down, soon!

I'm not saying your theories are bad, I actually agree with you. US refining capacity is at peak and reserves are depleting, there's nowhere to go but down in the mid-long term -- the idea that oil is just going to keep going up when the EIA projects brent lower than $70 by 2030 is overly optimistic. I'm holding a lot of defense stocks right now -- I'm really heavy in small arms ammunition tbqh.

But leveraged ETFs require more. If you're just saying that it will happen eventually, OK fine, but you're cutting your gains with this meme product and giving it to Direxion

[Anonymous No.50379215]

>BYND 10% up
The bottom is in, buy!

[Anonymous No.50379220]

>>50379151

>S̶̟̟͚͛́̕Ĉ̴̛͍͈̟H̴̛̻͔͚̺͉͋͠Ĩ̸̝͖̗̋̐̔̕͘Z̷̧̰̻͕͙͉͙̓̎́͒̒̈Ö̴̧̹̜̬̝̮̠͙̗̪̙́̈́̀̃̕ ̷̱̗̖̹̟̹͓̦̊̌́͂̀̈H̴̛̘͔̺̻͈̺̟͊͌̽͘͘̕ͅO̶̧̥̞̹̙̩̺̾̓̆Ù̵̻͖R̴̦̍̊

[Anonymous No.50379239]

So the current bull thesis and only bull thesis is that the fed will pivot

[Anonymous No.50379264]

>>50379239
Yes

[Anonymous No.50379271]

>>50379239
pretty much that's the straws for the bulls

[Anonymous No.50379275]

>>50379145
Soooo you saying its going sour?

[Anonymous No.50379282]

>>50379239
lol wrong
any bad news is bullish
any good news is bullish
line ONLY goes up, don't you know about stonks?

[Anonymous No.50379283]

I sold my SIGA again

bad vibes (demonic)

[Anonymous No.50379301]

I’m about to bust this market

[Anonymous No.50379302]

>>50379239
"The Fed won't pivot" is equivalent to saying "all of Europe and Japan will be destroyed simply because Jerome Powell won't want to feel wishy washy"

[Anonymous No.50379305]

>>50379201
lmao shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.50379306]

MMchads win again

[Anonymous No.50379320]

>>50377659
MELT UP

[Anonymous No.50379324]

>>50378096
If you believe this, you’re an idiot.

[Anonymous No.50379329]

what to make of this chart?

[Anonymous No.50379339]

>>50379305
>No, don't you see, your final TQQQ balance wasn't triple that of QQQ! It's a scam!!1!

[Anonymous No.50379349]

>>50379329
looks like an M pattern aka Double Top

[Anonymous No.50379356]

>>50379302
DAMN, fact. Bears don't want to hear this.

[Anonymous No.50379358]

>>50379201
On average I hold leveraged etfs maybe a week. I'm bullish as fuck on DRIP though and the premiums on the CCs are fucking rad. I'm paying Dinero nerds to balance exposure/weight and for the leverage and increased volatility to play with. It really is as simple as "sector low I bet that sector will not be so low later and line go up"

Stay mad baggie. Stop buying the top and shorting the bottom

[Anonymous No.50379360]

>$15
>$15
>$15

[Anonymous No.50379359]

>>50379339
that's actually a 2x etf which has outperformed at nearly 3x
daily rebalancing is more likely to work in your favor and over track the index to the upside

[Anonymous No.50379373]

>aapl continuing to lead the market over spy

i told you about the bullish divergence

[Anonymous No.50379377]

>>50379283
>pussying out because of a little momentum rollover

[Anonymous No.50379382]

>>50378793
cope, have you been outside in the last 6 months...... shits packed like ur mom on a Friday night on MLK Boulevard.

I'm buying, stay poor.

[Anonymous No.50379388]

>my portfolio the past two months

[Anonymous No.50379393]

fomoing into soxl because of nancy
it should ta k back to 10 now

[Anonymous No.50379417]

>>50379302
>fed pivots
>US destroyed by hyperinflation and civil war
>Europe and Japan destroyed by the unprecedented financial crisis and/or rustoids and chinks afterwards

[Anonymous No.50379426]

>>50379417
nothing of value will be lost

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50379427]

>>50379393
lmao, you think the senate is actually going to pass this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.50379441]

>>50379417
seriously of jpow starts up the money printer there will be civil war. the only way to save america is to destroy it.

[Anonymous No.50379448]

Is it time to be a permabull again?

[Anonymous No.50379462]

Jeez fuck FAS +11%, C +14%

[Anonymous No.50379463]

>>50379417
>US destroyed by hyperinflation and civil war
Hiking 200 basis points hasn't brought inflation down, pausing after hiking another 75 won't double it.

Besides a lot of the tightening damage has already happened and we're just waiting for news of the dominoes to hit.

[Anonymous No.50379468]

>>50379441
>civil war
Not happening,the goverment is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.50379475]

>>50379427
Yes?

[Anonymous No.50379479]

>>50379448
literally the moment you feel the need to ask this question is exactly the moment you're supposed all-in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50379483]

QQQ isn't even back over $300 yet and people are euphoric

[Anonymous No.50379485]

I'm a newcomer, but /smg/ must've been insufferable from March 2020 until december 2021

[Anonymous No.50379508]

>>50379302
That's interesting you as a Permabulls believe that countries will collapse economically if the fed doesn't pivot.

[Anonymous No.50379511]

>TFW I doubted my horoscope
>TFW lost money
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE JUST AVOIDED THE MARKET TODAY!!!

[Anonymous No.50379515]

>>50379485
>from March 2020 until december 2021
you know crypto losers are all over this board right?

[Anonymous No.50379521]

>>50379239
The fed has wanted to cause inflation for a decade. They finally got it, but it's running too hot. We will see a fed pivot next year and we will see sustained elevated inflation for a few years 3-5%. Rates cannot go to 8% as that causes debt issues, the government can't pay those high yields on treasuries.

[Anonymous No.50379532]

>>50379485
There were some insufferable namefags but Jean Cocker takes the cake as King Faggot.

[Anonymous No.50379536]

>>50379511
this is satanic. Repent for your sins to Jesus- pray to him for guidance, not demonic star charting.

[Anonymous No.50379537]

>>50379508
I'm not a permabull, but people saying "Fair value for SPY is 200!" and "Hike until it's equal to the CPI" are generally ignoring parts of the broader picture.

[Anonymous No.50379539]

>>50379427
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-house-democrat-says-agreement-coming-semiconductor-bill-2022-07-13/

[Anonymous No.50379542]

lamo

[Anonymous No.50379544]

>>50379462
Check out my Lil DPST... It's doin a Lil sumn

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50379550]

>>50378746
That's not what I heard. Remember at The Battle of Kyiv 2022? Decisive Ukrainian Victory.

[Anonymous No.50379551]

>>50379305
Now show me the returns where you 2xed yourself instead of paying for some fag to do it for you. You started this discussion with TA on a leveraged ETF my guy. Do what you want.

This >>50379358 is exactly how i would use them as well.

[Anonymous No.50379564]

>>50379536
Jesus is dead,the stars aren't.move on

[Anonymous No.50379566]

>>50379521
The government of the US is insolvent and this is a fact by the way the debt load is to GDP not realizing this tells me people are really hoping they don't lose everything in their 401ks and IRAs and that's risky enough to even hold those. The best option is to cash out all 401 and IRA and hold cash becuase America is likely heading for a default

[Anonymous No.50379572]

>lmao shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.50379575]

>>50379239
I simply cannot believe this is the timeline we're living in. How aren't politicians hanging from lamp posts?

[Anonymous No.50379582]

>>50379564
you must think outside the limits of the third dimension that we inhabit. God has a plan for you and it is good. Pray to him.

[Anonymous No.50379583]

>>50379536
I don't have to listen to you! I eat a healthy diet just the way god intended. And god is telling me to read the star charts for financial advice and to pray to Saturn for the complete destruction of the goy, uhhh I mean... financial success?

[Anonymous No.50379589]

What is the best ETF to invest in oil majors?

[Anonymous No.50379590]

>>50379537
Then what is the broader picture? Because my current polls are showing the only people bullish are those long in 401ks and IRAs etc and they don't want to cash them out because of taxes

[Anonymous No.50379591]

>>50379542
>100% Grade A Kosher

[Anonymous No.50379593]

Did I miss the dip?

[Anonymous No.50379598]

>>50379589
what's an oil major

[Anonymous No.50379610]

>>50379441
>there will be civil war
Did you miss the last few years? You will suck government cock and do nothing. You'll even simp for its enforcers as they kill you.

[Anonymous No.50379617]

>>50379582
>god has a plan for you
Jesus had a plan not god

[Anonymous No.50379622]

HERE COMES THE LAST HOUR OF THE WEEK PLACE YOUR BETS!!

[Anonymous No.50379623]

>smg STILL bearish on SIGA
nice, still early

[Anonymous No.50379633]

>>50379388
Dudes body language read like : "whoops there she goes"

[Anonymous No.50379638]

Haha here comes the dump! Right on schedule...

[Anonymous No.50379650]

>>50379463
Hiking hasn't brought inflation down because real inflation is in double digits and needs big Volcker hike cock. Fed and ECB are still retardedly dovish compared to the severity of the situlation.

>>50379521
Consumer prices are already unsustainably high and every additional month of positive inflation is a step closer to going Weimar. Either they eat dick and cut spending to pay denbts, or they keep printing and everything goes up in flames.

[Anonymous No.50379655]

CAM ON BULLS

SCORE A FACKIN POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.50379657]

>>50379302
Europe and Japan are not Jerome's problem.

Also, who is to say that collapsing Europe and Japan are not part of the grand plan? Europe and Japan have been US pseudo-colonies for 75 years -- why not turn them into actual colonies? It's what China is doing.

[Anonymous No.50379658]

>>50379617
God had a plan for Jesus...

[Anonymous No.50379659]

Set up a paper money account to inverse myself. Bought call leaps on AMD and C, and a put leap on OXY.

[Anonymous No.50379661]

>>50379590
Everyone who uses dollars and why they use the dollars. Those people are far more important and politically influential than whether Karen experiences 10% vs 5% CPI or Joe Boomer's portfolio swings 20% either way.

>Because my current polls are showing the only people bullish are those long in 401ks and IRAs etc and they don't want to cash them out because of taxes
Shit, nigga, you realize this is a *long* signal, right? Like how markets crash when everyone is bullish?

[Anonymous No.50379667]

Power hour?

[Anonymous No.50379669]

honestly im not even meme'ing anymore. it will be so fucking bullish when putin nukes europe

[Anonymous No.50379674]

>soxl bros

[Anonymous No.50379675]

>>50379622
If singles we dump, if digits we pump.
If the post ends in 6 either digits or singles we crab.

[Anonymous No.50379679]

>>50379598
Most of them are just overpromoted oil captains.

[Anonymous No.50379683]

>>50379655
>>50379667
wrong, we crab into the depths of where we've been at this whole time

[Anonymous No.50379685]

>>50379598
Shell, BP, ExxonMobil, Chevron, TotalEnergies and ConocoPhillips.

[Anonymous No.50379689]

HERE IT COMES

[Anonymous No.50379702]

New
>>50379688
>>50379688
>>50379688

[Anonymous No.50379703]

>>50379657
>collapse the economy
>w-we need h-help
>china: Nyet!
>usa: why, yes, we can offer help. How did you know?

[Anonymous No.50379709]

>>50379655

>>50379657
>Europe and Japan are not Jerome's problem.
They absolutely are for Jerome's bosses.

[Anonymous No.50379710]

[Anonymous No.50379713]

>>50379685
XLE

[Anonymous No.50379715]

>>50379572
>you aren't allowed to dca
>you aren't allowed to time entry at a low
>look at this info graphic if you went 3x long at the worst possible time it's bad!!!

Stop buying the top.

N

[Anonymous No.50379716]

>>50379661
You're not making any sense and that categorizes you as someone who has a major long position in a 401or IRA, the entire global economy is already moving away from dollars and this is highlighted by BRICS etc, even the fed will move from dollars to CBDC so realistically dollars are irrelevant for a reason to be bullish. It sounds again more like a "you" reasoning

[Anonymous No.50379758]

>>50379713
XLE is close, but I also want to own the foreign majors like BP, Total, etc.

[Anonymous No.50379761]

>>50379716
>even the fed will move from dollars to CBDC
Haha, Jesus, schizo. You really have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.50379833]

>>50379761
I do, but thank you for proving my point. I hope you're watching your 401k very closely. I know you are.

[Anonymous No.50379949]

Nothing can stop my SIGA. Nothing.