/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50372318]

Waiting for the Apocalypse Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.50372334]

FIRST FOR FUCK JPOW

https://wallstreetonparade.com/2022/07/senators-on-senate-banking-committee-accuse-fed-chair-powell-of-hampering-trading-scandal-investigation/

[Anonymous No.50372348]

Ready for friday,mumus?
My puts sure are

[Anonymous No.50372359]

Is steel a based investment or a tranny investment? I have x not clf.

[Anonymous No.50372378]

4 minutes

[Anonymous No.50372382]

>>50372359
I opened an X position myself. I have a little bit of CLF too.

[Anonymous No.50372385]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50372410]

>>50372378
I just snoozed looking at this webm
How do you faggots even watch a whole game?

[Anonymous No.50372429]

HOLY FUCK
WHAT WAS THAT?!?

[Anonymous No.50372430]

>>50372410
I don't anymore.

[Anonymous No.50372446]

RETAIL SALES
MANUFACTURING INDEX
IMPORT EXPORT PRICES

[Anonymous No.50372460]

https://youtu.be/500hSKU1owg
Sup.

[Anonymous No.50372462]

>>50372446
is it out?

[Anonymous No.50372469]

CAD

Foreign Securities Purchases
2.35B 25.55B 22.23B

CAD

Wholesale Sales m/m
1.6% 2.0% -0.5%

USD

Core Retail Sales m/m
1.0% 0.7% 0.5%

USD

Retail Sales m/m
1.0% 0.9% -0.3%

USD

Empire State Manufacturing Index
11.1 -2.1 -1.2

USD

Import Prices m/m
0.2% 0.7% 0.6%

[Anonymous No.50372470]

Oil down, retail up, banks posting good earnings, even memes like soxl/btc/gme poomping. Russia/Ukraine successfully negotiating. Trillions of dollars of puts expiring today.

Bears are about to get fucked in the ass so hard the next couple weeks. Stop shorting the bottom.

[Anonymous No.50372471]

DOMP ET

[Anonymous No.50372488]

07:30 AM
US
Retail Sales MoM JUN 1% -0.1% ® 0.8% 0.5%

07:30 AM
US
NY Empire State Manufacturing Index JUL 11.1 -1.2 -2 -0.5

07:30 AM
US
Retail Sales Ex Autos MoM JUN 1% 0.6% ® 0.6% 0.3%

07:30 AM
US
Import Prices MoM JUN 0.2% 0.5% ® 0.7% 0.8%
07:30 AM
US
Export Prices MoM JUN 0.7% 2.9% ® 1.2% 1.1%
07:30 AM
US
Retail Sales YoY JUN 8.4% 8.2% 6.5%

07:30 AM
US
Import Prices YoY JUN 10.7% 11.7% 12.1%
07:30 AM
US
Export Prices YoY JUN 18.2% 18.7% ® 19.6%
07:30 AM
US
Retail Sales Ex Gas/Autos MoM JUN 0.7% -0.1% ® 0%

[Anonymous No.50372495]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.50372498]

>>50372470
>banks posting good earnings
Didn't 2 big ones miss yesterday?

[Anonymous No.50372499]

>>50372462
Only import prices YoY were slightly higher than expected. Everything else was good.

[Anonymous No.50372502]

>Oil bottomed out at 90 something yesterday
>already back over 97

[Anonymous No.50372505]

>>50372499
>data was good

YOU KNOW WHAT THE MEANS IN CLOWNWORLD

HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.50372506]

>>50372470
>russia/ukraine successfully negotiating
Source?

[Anonymous No.50372513]

>>50372469
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.50372516]

>>50372470
Futes already dumping because retail up means the Fed will hike rates even more. NASDAQ already in the red.

[Anonymous No.50372533]

>>50372505
>>50372516
Repeat after me, the hikes based on this data are:
P R I C E D I N
R
I
C
E
D
I
N

[Anonymous No.50372542]

>>50372499
you realize better than expectations sales gives the fed a reason to hike more right? it's good if you're a bear

[Anonymous No.50372546]

>>50372533
You've been repeating this since December, silly Mumu.

[Anonymous No.50372547]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50372552]

>>50372533
75bps might priced in but not 100bps,mumu

[Anonymous No.50372553]

>>50372502
I think the bottom for oil is in the 30s.

[Anonymous No.50372559]

>>50372553
Maybe in a couple years

[Anonymous No.50372562]

>>50372516
check again

[Anonymous No.50372563]

>>50372546
He will eventually be correct.

[Anonymous No.50372564]

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha9LxWvXF1E

[Anonymous No.50372574]

I need to commission artists to make Bobo and Mumu get along and being friends. I'm sick of this constant feud between these two.

[Anonymous No.50372583]

>>50372542
>>50372546
>>50372552
>>50372563
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Shit thread No.50372584]

>>50368103
A quick search tells me that Brazil possesses 50%+ of global tantalite. I am not convinced that a war in the Congo would cause a Canadian micro-cap miner to gain so significantly.

>>50368195
I looked at >>>/vg/ briefly and it is mostly hentai and gacha. I am not even discussing orange boards.

>>50369710
Based divvie Chad

[Anonymous No.50372600]

W-what's going on?

[Anonymous No.50372602]

>>50372470
Will gold go back up?

[Anonymous No.50372608]

>>50372559
Are we going to grind down to 30 starting now or is there a reason for another oil pump?

[Anonymous No.50372609]

My turn.

[Anonymous No.50372617]

>>50372498
They "missed" because they preemptively set up funds anticipating loan defaults this year. They made so much money they literally don't give a shit if 20% of people default

[Anonymous No.50372623]

Isn't this good news?

[Anonymous No.50372630]

>>50372609
COPE

[Anonymous No.50372635]

>>50372623
Umm? Smells like 100 bps

[Anonymous No.50372636]

inb4 crab day

[Anonymous No.50372638]

wtfwt bros

[Anonymous No.50372639]

>>50372623
it's bad news because it is good. clearly they can handle more hikes.

[Anonymous No.50372641]

>>50372602
I think the gold grills are out of favor with criminal Americans now, so it doesn't look good.

[Anonymous No.50372643]

>the newz waz bad?
>pump ze market

>the newz was good?
>pump ze market

[Anonymous No.50372644]

and we're back

[Anonymous No.50372649]

>>50372602
Overbought because meme currency value.

[Anonymous No.50372655]

Blackrock getting fucked, where & when would be a solid entry? Starting to DCA is somewhat early right?

[Anonymous No.50372660]

>>50372506
Turkey mediated a deal to open three Ukrainian ports and remove mines from the sea. Google the shit I'm not your fucking mom there are stories everywhere.

[Anonymous No.50372670]

>>50372636
They guy gets it

[Anonymous No.50372684]

Joe Biden inherited this economy from Donald Trump.

[Anonymous No.50372685]

>>50372660
>im not your fucking mom
Well you could be if you wanted to..

[Anonymous No.50372692]

>>50372684
trannys are mentally ill freaks

[Anonymous No.50372702]

>>50372639
What are you talking about? It means that there is much more room to go for rates

[Anonymous No.50372712]

Wtf was that

[Anonymous No.50372713]

>>50372623
Doesn’t those values just measure $ value? Doesn’t that mean that inflation would bump it up, so less product is actually sold but with higher values?

[Anonymous No.50372717]

Ehhhh bros, why is oil going back up again? Can oil barons even be defeated at this point? Shouldn't the very real threat of recession scare the oil market into going sub 90?

[Anonymous No.50372737]

>>50372630
DILATE.

[Anonymous No.50372735]

>>50372660
>Turkey mediated a deal to open three Ukrainian ports
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/breakthrough-ukraine-russia-and-turkey-near-grain-deal-203600
You're talking about this shit? The grain crap from a fucking month ago?

[Anonymous No.50372746]

>>50372717
Oil fell recently because of "just in case' fears that Saudis would pump oil upon Biden visit
they can't - was just announced today / this morning
as was already told to him by Macron
https://www.reuters.com/world/macron-tells-biden-that-uea-saudi-can-barely-raise-oil-output-2022-06-27/

[Anonymous No.50372751]

I told you guys to buy MDB, ESTC, and SPLK yesterday.
Nobody listened.

[Anonymous No.50372753]

>>50372717
The masses predictions of recession are horribly unreliable, consumer spending is up the housing market is strong I see no reason to believe a recession is here. Economy might be slowly down but it’s a long time until it goes into reverse

[Anonymous No.50372776]

>>50372717
Consumer retail numbers are strong. Buying lots of shit. Where recession?

[Anonymous No.50372784]

>>50372735
They met in Istanbul the other day (russia/ukraine/turkey/united nation's reps) and agreed on a deal

[Anonymous No.50372794]

welp gap is filled on SPY I guess that's good news...however they put us right above the 50 ema... on support....BTW Look at all those sale volume bars...for no movement...screams they dumping on retail before next leg down....u know they got to make their money...

[Anonymous No.50372805]

>>50372717
Reminder the peak according to many is still in the $140 to $180 per barrel range. The citi target of $70 wasn't new when it spooked people and would be AFTER a crash in the economy, not before.

[Anonymous No.50372825]

>>50372794
3835 ish should cap it. If not, I’m closing short

[Anonymous No.50372840]

>BTW Look at all those sale volume bars...for no movement...screams they dumping on retail before next leg down

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50372854]

This is called Option Clearing Day, where all the puts get fucked, all the calls get fucked, and basically we don't make any money. Have a nice day, I'ma go get one of those free ducks and cook it for dinner.

[Anonymous No.50372867]

>Friday

[Anonymous No.50372875]

>>50372867
Why the fuck is covid still a thing?
Literally nobody wears the mask anymore

[Anonymous No.50372885]

man I can't wait for bullfaggots to hide their folios and close /smg/ to avoid confronting reality when we get the next leg down

[Anonymous No.50372886]

>mfw my continual DCA'ing for the last 8 months is about to pay off
Recession is cancelled and/or priced in fellas. It's bull time.

[Anonymous No.50372888]

>>50372875
government tyranny will always be a thing

[Anonymous No.50372889]

>>50372875
it's bullish what are you bitching about?

[Anonymous No.50372906]

So is this the time to buy SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.50372907]

>>50372875
Same reason the patriot act is still a thing. If you give the government more power they never give it back.

[Anonymous No.50372921]

>>50372875
There are still two boomers who walk OUTSIDE in my neighborhood with masks on lol. It's only the most NPC boomers and yuppies who do this. But it's hard for the government to give up power.

[Anonymous No.50372922]

H Y P E R S T A G F L A T I O N

[Anonymous No.50372923]

>>50372875
>govt undoing anything that isn't a right.

[Anonymous No.50372936]

>>50372784
They didn't formally agree shit yet. Its speculation, again, like everything that involves that front.

[Anonymous No.50372938]

>>50372906
finna buy at open no cap str8 bussin senpai

[Anonymous No.50372941]

We’ll be coming back down of course. But I guess my assumption that we’ll just spend our way through this seems about right. Even with credit card usage dropping.

[Anonymous No.50372956]

>>50372906
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.50372961]

Today is OpEx. This is the MAXIMUM PAIN day for Traders. You're a 1337 Trader if you can short/long

[Anonymous No.50372963]

>>50372906
Of course, if not now. When?

[Anonymous No.50372966]

Ahh, I see we're back to bad news is actually good news.

[Anonymous No.50372970]

I just broke even on my soxl

[Anonymous No.50372971]

I am sick and tired of these half-assed dumps. The only thing they do is delay the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.50372969]

>>50372885
>picking a team and getting butthurt
I'll bull till the end of the month, take profits and play uvxy for the fed meeting and then take profits again and see what happens from there... have fun losing money shorting the bottom faggot

[Anonymous No.50372978]

>>50372941
>prices go up
>personal savings rate goes up
>credit spending goes down

do you know what this means?

[Anonymous No.50372980]

>>50372875
method of stalling inflation by slowing down velocity of money

[Anonymous No.50372985]

anyone picking up some cheap REI to sell covered calls?

[Anonymous No.50372988]

we heal

[Anonymous No.50372991]

>>50372978
Duh. I’m just not too worried about things getting as bad as people are expecting

[Anonymous No.50372994]

Biggest bull trap is coming, get ready for the rug pull. 1.2% at open then dumping like you have never seen before.

Same as previous days, but reversed and amplified.

[Anonymous No.50372999]

>>50372410
Sometimes in life you just gotta relax. It’s okay to zone out and just enjoy the present moment without having to be engaged. To sip a cold beer on a hot summer night in a beautiful stadium. Zoomers might boring bit I’d call ot enjoying being alive.

[Anonymous No.50373012]

>>50372994
nonsense there's virtually no fear, VIX is plummeting

[Anonymous No.50373018]

I guess I'm just going to keep averaging down on TMV?

[Anonymous No.50373023]

Why is the market mooning before it even opened, bobo?

[Anonymous No.50373032]

>>50372961
>You're a 1337 Trader if you can short/long
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.50373038]

>>50373023
I am going to be a very wealthy person soon.

[Anonymous No.50373042]

>>50372999
Based Camden Yards enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.50373044]

>>50373023
Its getting ready to megadump next week

[Anonymous No.50373050]

>>50372970
Great job. How many do you own?

[Anonymous No.50373053]

>>50373023
hope you've spent this entire "recession" accumulating

[Anonymous No.50373054]

>>50373012
Fear comes when the unexpected happens. You will see in 2 hours

[Anonymous No.50373060]

50% TQQQ 50% TMV portfolio

[Anonymous No.50373064]

>>50373054
wasn't there some anon claiming a big happening today 48 minutes after market open?

[Anonymous No.50373066]

>>50372970
>>50373050
Me too.

[Anonymous No.50373067]

>>50372410
I grew up with it in the 80s and 90s when there wasn't as much entertainment. I'm honestly surprised it's still a thing. It 100% still exists for nostalgia and fathers bringing their kids

[Anonymous No.50373078]

>>50373066
Nice

[Anonymous No.50373079]

the golden melt up has commenced

[Anonymous No.50373096]

>>50373079
>BAD NUMBERS? BUY BUY BUY!!!
>GOOD NUMBERS? BUY BUY BUY!!!

The exuberance of bulls, everyone.

[Anonymous No.50373110]

>>50373096

[Anonymous No.50373114]

>>50373050
100 exactly

[Anonymous No.50373117]

[Anonymous No.50373118]

I am feeling exuberant

[Anonymous No.50373149]

>>50372470
Maybe the next week. FOMC will fuck shit up by next friday
>>50372498
Yes but most importantly guidance on almost everything will be down comparatively so the bullring will have a short ceiling. Still, take advantage of it the next few days.
>>50372867
Wouldn't surprise me

[Anonymous No.50373154]

>>50373118
cute fella

[Anonymous No.50373156]

>>50373096
this is why you cannot fight the green
logic does not apply
economic facts are only temporary (shelf life <1 trading day)

[Anonymous No.50373167]

>>50373096
all the bad news is priced in, it's only up from here.

Fed pivot soon.

[Anonymous No.50373171]

100bps is no longer on the table. It's not even in the room.

[Anonymous No.50373174]

>>50373042
>>50372999
From FL but Cal Ripken was my favorite player growing up. Got to see a game at Camden Yards in 1992. It was awesome

[Anonymous No.50373179]

looking forward to Dow >30000 today lads

[Anonymous No.50373182]

>>50373117
>the depression drives market lower
mumu is his own worst enemy right now

[Anonymous No.50373184]

What's the downside to day trading using options instead of stocks?

[Anonymous No.50373187]

I can’t wait to make 3% on the S&P with 25% inflation, it will be exhilarating

[Anonymous No.50373192]

>>50373079
>premarket

[Anonymous No.50373194]

I'm not buying until next week.

[Anonymous No.50373200]

>>50373184
You can lose you’re entire principal, but if you’re playing stupid games anyway just go full retard and watch your account go supernova

[Anonymous No.50373202]

>>50373184
depends what you're trading, but generally spreads are the downside

[Anonymous No.50373211]

>>50372921
>Great winds have spoiled this land. Some say it came from the east. I'm not so sure anymore. The King is now saying it's coming from inside the city walls.

[Anonymous No.50373217]

>>50373184
You can lose your shirt.

[Anonymous No.50373228]

Bullard has to be the most dumb gorilla ape on the FOMC. How can the fed not realize junes inflation number was PRIOR to the dump in commodities, and that inflation IS coming down? These people are supposed to be in charge of our economy and can’t understand something a 2nd year economic student can get.

[Anonymous No.50373248]

>>50373228
Imagine this level of cope

[Anonymous No.50373250]

USAC bros are you still long? Got my calls the last 2 days should be a nice little run next week and today. Get in early today and you might still catch. If you missed check out CAPL. they should announce today for a run next week as well

[Anonymous No.50373251]

>>50372999
Checked and lost in the moment pilled.

[Anonymous No.50373254]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDmZ4lACTQ0

Il Duce says we are in a hyper debt expansion cycle. Don't have (((debt))) faggots.

[Anonymous No.50373260]

7 minutes

[Anonymous No.50373264]

>>50373228
>>50373248
I'm pretty bullish but ya this is cope

[Anonymous No.50373265]

>>50373228
he realizes it of course, but when the fed is making public comments they're not going to say let's ignore the official government numbers because X futures did Y and Z.

[Anonymous No.50373270]

>>50373250
nope
and i don't touch CAPL, either
using whatever pump comes over the next week to load up on puts

[Anonymous No.50373272]

>>50373248

Nobody gives a shit about your 6k SQQQ position

[Anonymous No.50373274]

>>50373254
I used to be like you and cared what this freemason said. One day you will see he has no idea what the fuck he is talking about and makes bad plays like always.

[Anonymous No.50373284]

>>50373228
July PMI was up. C-c-cope tard

[Anonymous No.50373286]

>>50373184
Way better and easier if you're good at timing dips and selling rips.

[Anonymous No.50373290]

>>50373194
You buy on red days.. I can't believe none of you have figured this out... why the fuck would you buy today when spy gaps up 1% premarket holy fuck this board needs and IQ test

My fngu is up 8% from yesterday. If the shit -30%d I would just DCA my way out until any pump and exit green. I don't understand you faggots at all

[Anonymous No.50373291]

>>50373254
BUT YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO DEBT MAXX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50373302]

[Anonymous No.50373303]

>>50373264

How is it cope, retardo? The fed is trying to act like the tough guy and hiking 100 bps instead of 75 on WORSENING economic data? The objective isn’t to usher in a second Great Depression, even if they would kill inflation.

[Anonymous No.50373311]

>>50373184
None. Their isn’t even a Difference between the two. It’s just code language nerds use

[Anonymous No.50373312]

Do you think bitcoin miners will be a good play? A lot of them seem quite cheap rn

[Anonymous No.50373327]

Can't have a bull market without the Financials, they said...

[Anonymous No.50373338]

>>50373312
they'll be cheaper when btc goes to 10k

[Anonymous No.50373341]

2 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.50373343]

>>50373290
>You buy on red days.. I can't believe none of you have figured this out...
That was implicit in what I was saying. As in, I don't habeeb it.

[Anonymous No.50373344]

>>50373270
USAC Chad is that you?

[Anonymous No.50373345]

>>50373200
CHAMPAIGN SUPERNOVERRR

[Anonymous No.50373348]

LESS THAN two MINUTES AWAY LADS
https://youtu.be/r9zRM3rkVn0

[Anonymous No.50373351]

Imagine what that will have been

[Anonymous No.50373356]

>joke of the day

[Anonymous No.50373365]

Good to see oil still wonky as ever with the 9 am volatility.

[Anonymous No.50373369]

I will start thinking of buying puts when VIX is at 20. We still have a long way to go.

[Anonymous No.50373373]

I hope you guys closed your shorts

[Anonymous No.50373375]

>>50373351
That will have been that which one was.

[Anonymous No.50373376]

>>50372961
Imagine her riding cock

[Anonymous No.50373380]

>>50373167
>bad news is always priced in
>good news is always a surprise

INB4 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!??!

[Anonymous No.50373381]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50373382]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50373383]

>>50373356
should've said lost instead of lot, but maybe he'll say that when they only do 75 bps

[Anonymous No.50373386]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.50373388]

>>50373351
would that it were so simple

[Anonymous No.50373389]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50373391]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50373392]

>>50373344
yessir
i tried CAPL and made money but the timing proximity to USAC and the relatively smaller moves make it less attractive for me

[Anonymous No.50373398]

WHAT THE POOP?!?!

[Anonymous No.50373404]

>>50373303
We have a ways to go down before we head safely upwards. There will be rallies on the way down but we will probably 2 more FOMCs worth of disaster first or more

[Anonymous No.50373409]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50373410]

>SOXL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50373413]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50373417]

>he missed the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.50373423]

>>50373392
Ya you're right. I just like to diversify. I wish the cycle was out a month so they didn't have the same timing, but it works for me

[Anonymous No.50373429]

HUGE GREEN CANDLE OUT OF NOWHERE

[Anonymous No.50373433]

>>50373274
Same boat here. He's ignores far too much and has even less nuance than zerohedge boomers

[Anonymous No.50373437]

WRONG WAY SOXL

[Anonymous No.50373438]

OOOOOO OOO OOOOO

[Anonymous No.50373441]

We're gong to close flat. Everyone will be mad.

[Anonymous No.50373443]

>>50373381
>>50373382
>>50373386
>>50373389
>>50373391
Never change /smg/

[Anonymous No.50373444]

>>50373423
CAPL does seem to be more predictable and has the benefit of not being thrown into chaos over one processing plant explosion...

[Anonymous No.50373447]

>>50373392
So are you starting to buy puts now or waiting for 18 or what? I think I'm going to wait until qt least next week to start buying shorts so premium should be about .05 cheaper and I believe we will get a little pump

[Anonymous No.50373461]

Oil? .

[Anonymous No.50373463]

>>50373417
why are we pumping

[Anonymous No.50373462]

>>50373447
never know exactly when the dump will start so i am averaging into puts and it's going pretty alright

[Anonymous No.50373466]

>>50372608
>Are we going to grind down to 30 starting now or is there a reason for another oil pump?
I can never tell if posts like this are serious. You do realize that it took a sudden reversal of Saudi policy to full out pumping + draining their storage, on top of a synchronized global covid lockdown, on top of a market that was already pretty weak for oil prices to be able to be pushed below $30 for a mere 6 weeks.
And all that was in the previous monetary cycle, before we unleashed record stimulus and essentially permanently debased the US dollar by ~30%.

[Anonymous No.50373467]

>dumps into open
As is tradition.

[Anonymous No.50373471]

NOOO STOP BUYING
I MISSED THE BOTTOM
GO BACK DOWN
LET ME IN

[Anonymous No.50373472]

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is wrong with AMD?
>Doesn't correlate to QQQ.
>Doesn't correlate to NVDA.
>Opens gapped up
>immediately takes a massive shit
Why? What the actual fuck is wrong with this sack of shit?

[Anonymous No.50373473]

>>50373463
hunter biden fucked another hooker and told his dad about it and liberals are LOVING IT

[Anonymous No.50373479]

>>50373463
why shouldn't we?

[Anonymous No.50373480]

SNEED MY RENT MONEY

[Anonymous No.50373481]

>>50373463
exit pump
the ones crowing this week will be crying next week

[Anonymous No.50373483]

>>50373472
Shoulda bought intel

[Anonymous No.50373485]

>>50373023
Reddit bobo's got too cocky, they need to get heemed before the final dump

[Anonymous No.50373489]

>>50373463
Pedo Joe went to Pedo headquarters aka Israel and jews wanted more money, of course.

[Anonymous No.50373495]

SOXLBROS

[Anonymous No.50373502]

>Came in to volunteer early to help let out doggies and burn their morning energy off in the big yard they have
>wasnt necessary, they have actual wagies now

Guess i'm taking a bike ride through the area because i missed it early this morning. I added a background :)

Have fun with Opex day nerds! I'm as sleepy as Marina here is.

[Anonymous No.50373504]

>>50373462
Thx

[Anonymous No.50373505]

>>50373473
Hunter also fucked his dead brother's wife AND daughter.

[Anonymous No.50373509]

>>50373472
in clown world manipulated markets you should only buy AAPL

[Anonymous No.50373515]

>>50373505
and with that im buying even more. how cool is hunter huh?

[Anonymous No.50373518]

Pump is already losing power. Mumus are impotent.

[Anonymous No.50373527]

Grug FOMO.

[Anonymous No.50373535]

>>50373485
MM are such bastards

[Anonymous No.50373536]

>>50373483

[Anonymous No.50373541]

>HAHA BOBOS BTFO THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS BACK ON!!!1

[Anonymous No.50373543]

>That marge on SOXL

[Anonymous No.50373548]

>>50373463
Priming for OPEX

[Anonymous No.50373549]

Aaaand down we go. The exit pumps are really amusing but getting a little sad.

[Anonymous No.50373555]

>>50373505
He just can't stop fucking

[Anonymous No.50373565]

just a shakeout before we hit 390.

[Anonymous No.50373567]

Holy fuck how long before Victoria's Secret shuts down

[Anonymous No.50373572]

>>50372318
Anyone else short S&P at open?

Thinking we might pump to 390 or 400 for no reason which I'll short again if we do.

[Anonymous No.50373573]

>>50373481
I'm taking some profits right now and hedging with cheap UVXY. You literally can't hurt me Bobo. Sorry you are playing checkers instead of chess

[Anonymous No.50373576]

>>50373567
Remember when all the thots were into Pink shit?

[Anonymous No.50373579]

>dumping already

you didn't get HOOKED did you?

[Anonymous No.50373580]

>>50373480
Never bet against the fed anon.
You should know this

[Anonymous No.50373582]

>>50372385
>pumped to $13.95 before dumping to $13.30 in the span of about 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.50373583]

You're sweating mumu

[Anonymous No.50373588]

i want to see the affect a planet killing asteroid hitting earth would have on the markets. it would probably be the most bullish thing ever.

>hurr you dont bet against america stupid fucking space rock

[Anonymous No.50373590]

>>50373572
Lol at picrel

[Anonymous No.50373592]

I forsee a slow all day dump to close, finishing with a federal lockdown mandate

[Anonymous No.50373594]

>>50373580
I didn’t I bet with the fed and lost it all to this fucking month long rally

[Anonymous No.50373599]

>>50373567
Did you short a huge name in sexy underwear? I don't think that company will ever run out of customers.

[Anonymous No.50373603]

>>50373505
>daughter
No that did not happen. I looked through the threads was only chats.

[Anonymous No.50373607]

>>50373572
>pic
My sides.

[Anonymous No.50373612]

>credit spreads are in the red
both legs in the red how is that even possible lmao

[Anonymous No.50373619]

>>50373572
>pic
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.50373620]

>>50373588
>hurr you dont bet against america stupid fucking space rock
Goddamn right.

[Anonymous No.50373624]

GOOFY AHH MARKET

[Anonymous No.50373625]

>>50373565
>that webm
EXTREME FEAR!

[Anonymous No.50373626]

>thought the pre-market pump Stop Lossed my short
>actually it managed to touch Take Profit before
Noice.

[Anonymous No.50373630]

>>50373599
even if they are heavily connected with child rapists. in fact, that association is extremely bullish if anything

[Anonymous No.50373632]

>>50373599
>I don't think that company will ever run out of customers.

>average American woman is 5'3" 248 pounds

Nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.50373635]

i'm going to 444x my investment in leveraged inverse etfs

[Anonymous No.50373641]

>>50373603
Damn that dude fly as fuck, Paul Atreides vibes, no homo.

[Anonymous No.50373643]

Now that they let the dollar off the leash this morning everything should slowly dump. Can’t wait for the blackout period, you’d think them getting us into this mess inflating the biggest asset bubble in history would be enough for them to realize they don’t know shit and to STFU but guess not

[Anonymous No.50373644]

>>50373555
Hunter and Joe and are unironically the most based presidential family we have ever had. Trump may have been the coolest pres but damn the Biden family as a unit gives him a run for his money. The fucking chutzpah these people and the media have is insulting

[Anonymous No.50373645]

>>50373632
>average American woman is 5'3" 248 pounds
bueno

[Anonymous No.50373654]

Mumu, take cover!

[Anonymous No.50373657]

>>50373632
the bigger the woman the more materials are needed to make the underwear, this is bullish for those who sell vs their raw materials

[Anonymous No.50373661]

>>50373632
>average American woman is 5'3" 248 pounds
Long Torrid.

[Anonymous No.50373671]

I LITERALLY POSTED IN THIS THREAD

>OPEN 1.2% AND THEN DUMP

AND IT WAS CALLED NONSENSE

SCROLL UP AND WAKE UP!!!

[Anonymous No.50373672]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50373675]

You can buy googl before market close for a quick scalp on Monday when they do the 20-1

[Anonymous No.50373684]

Any idea how TSLA will do now that it came out Elon's dad knocked up Elon's stepsister?

[Anonymous No.50373687]

>>50373644
you're mistaking them being fumbling retards for being "based" but either way that's pretty easy when you have all institutions and mainstream media backing you up while hiding anything bad that you do

trump was an actual strong leader even if he did and said plenty of retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.50373697]

No volume at all.

[Anonymous No.50373700]

>>50372999
Man, I miss watching baseball. I used to go to games at Fenway when I lived up there. I saw the Sox beat the Yankees at our home opener one year. I've never been to Camden Yards.

[Anonymous No.50373701]

>>50373684
bullish af obviously

[Anonymous No.50373703]

>>50373632
unironically bullish. ugly and fat women require more sexual aids such as lingerie. fat women require more material to make such a circus tent.

[Anonymous No.50373705]

...all in on 0dte TQQQ puts?

[Anonymous No.50373707]

>Oil edges higher as report says Biden will depart Saudi Arabia with no announcement on deal to ramp up supply
Thanks Joe!

[Anonymous No.50373710]

>fake and gay pump already fading

red within an hour

[Anonymous No.50373714]

Why is the market up? Strong retails data means jay needs to kill it with a 200 hike

[Anonymous No.50373715]

>>50372378
Make a female version with all the players wearing micro bikinis and I might consider watching this """sport""".

[Anonymous No.50373721]

>>50373671
IT WASN'T NONSENSE

[Anonymous No.50373723]

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50373725]

>>50373697
yep, sellers exhausted

[Anonymous No.50373739]

what the fuck was the wick?

[Anonymous No.50373742]

>>50373643
Thanks for that post. I come over here in the mornings and pick at random some anons dumbass theory about which way the market will move today. I then inverse that and typically profit, thanks again

[Anonymous No.50373749]

Something doesn't feel quite right.

[Anonymous No.50373753]

>>50373742
hey, dumbass here, market gonna move up down or sideways gl

[Anonymous No.50373762]

>>50372994
>>50373012
>>50373054
>>50373671


WAKE THE FUCK UP ANONS!!! SHORT THIS SHIT!!!

[Anonymous No.50373766]

>retail got baited
>again
they will panicsell the bottom of this dump, then we take off to new highs

[Anonymous No.50373768]

Reminder the chink economy is in crash mode, they are the engine of econ growth for the world

kek, baggies. See you lil niggas 30% lower min

[Anonymous No.50373786]

Hope you all have fun today. Happy posting, anons.

[Anonymous No.50373798]

>>50373697
There hasn't been volume this past fucking week, even when we were dumping there was no volume. This fucking market doesn't make sense anymore

[Anonymous No.50373799]

>>50373768
>Reminder the chink economy is in crash mode
elaborate

[Anonymous No.50373802]

>>50373739
something in the spy like that yesterday

[Anonymous No.50373805]

>>50373096
Could be worse

[Anonymous No.50373810]

SOXL bobos, we were right in the end. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.50373822]

>>50373762
>WAKE THE FUCK UP ANONS!!! SHORT THIS SHIT

I did. I shorted at Open

[Anonymous No.50373827]

yep we're back bullbros

[Anonymous No.50373836]

>>50373739
shenanigans tail candle (scamwick) look at VXN 6/15 look at SPY 7/7 Daily Low 383.27 then look at its 5 minute candles, no 383 was ever reached.

[Anonymous No.50373838]

>SOXL +5.76% to red in 30 min

Sad

[Anonymous No.50373840]

>>50373799
the chink economy is entirely fake, propped up by endless fast building in order to increase gdp despite very few of what's built being used

given limited investment opportunities, it means much of these gdp schemes are riddled with corruption where things either don't get finished or serve purely as investments that don't actually ever pay off

add this to the ongoing covid bullshit waking up the occassional chinksect, and the entire country is in a state of panic with lockdowns, military intervention, etc etc

[Anonymous No.50373859]

NEW
>>50372899
>>50372899
>>50372899

[Anonymous No.50373864]

>>50373859
You will pay for such actions.

[Anonymous No.50373866]

>>50373840
China is ponzi scheme: the country.

[Anonymous No.50373874]

YO LIL DONNIE I HEARD YOU BOUGHT THE PUMP SO I TOOK A DUMP ON THE MARKETS DIDNT EVEN WIPE MY OWN ASS DONNIE HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES HUH?

[Anonymous No.50373884]

I am going all in on GMEQ Short ETF and you should too it will go to zero and delisted and you vil be happy

[Anonymous No.50373892]

>>50373866
pretty much, and china's own fucked up ways over the virus have displayed to the west that many operations can't be trusted there anymore, leading to industry moving elsewhere (to pajeets mostly)

[Anonymous No.50373901]

>>50373799
They locked down harder and longer than every western country. What do you think that did to their economy? Also they lie about almost everything, their population shrank and is projected to shrink in the future.

[Anonymous No.50373902]

New
>>50373900
>>50373900
>>50373900

[Anonymous No.50373904]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50373906]

[Anonymous No.50373907]

>>50373859
you fucker

[Anonymous No.50373927]

>>50373859

[Anonymous No.50373967]

>>50373859
Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice…well you just don’t get fooled again.

[Anonymous No.50374166]

>>50373632
They also buy a FUCK ton of makeup.
Literal lipstick on a pig