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50370951 No.50370951 [Reply] [Original]

Someone shit on the floor in the toilet at my work. Only 25 people work there
What if they think it was me?
I did use that particular toilet during the day but it definitely wasn't me

>> No.50371068

>>50370951
gm ser

>> No.50371093

>>50370951
start wearing diapers, shit yourself in the office so they know it wasn't you

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50371213

we'll get to the bottom of this

>> No.50371223

>>50370951

Did you report it?

>> No.50371437

>>50370951
It was you, admit it. Now, how do we pin this on some else? Anyone you think is a weak link that could be easily blamed on?

>> No.50371492

>>50370951
just dump another turd on the floor to assert dominance over the guy who did it first

>> No.50371641

gotta get angry like a black guy. If they approach you and begin to mention the shit you shout "Oh HELLLLLL NAWWWW!!!" and walk away, mumble "Im going to need a minute, yall got me fucked up, FUCKED UP!" Then walk out of the room, but in the doorway, spin around and say "If you EVER accuse me of anything like that again, I quit and Im submitting a harassment claim to investigate this WHOLE DAMN COMPANY!!! Im sorry for cursing but why would you accuse a grown man like that?"

its not like they can say they have cameras in the stalls.