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[Anonymous No.50370412]

I saw Natasha Otomoski at a W.Kruk store in Warszawa Poland yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but
I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her left hand
shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying
to walk out the doors with a shopping basket completely full of costume jewellery without paying.

The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept straightening her hair and not hear him,
but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the earrings and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any quantum entanglement,”

and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.

After he scanned the last of the 21 wedding rings and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

“Credit card, please.” said the cashier, to his surprise she touched the payment terminal with her micro chipped left hand.

It had not occurred to me until that moment that the left hand of Natasha Otomoski had 6 fingers.