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50361398 No.50361398 [Reply] [Original]

There was a huge spider on my wall and now it's gone.

>> No.50361429

>>50361398
it's ok, he's just after your crypto wallets

>> No.50361507

Hes going to crawl into your mouth as you sleep

>> No.50361526

>>50361507
depends on the spider.
if he is in a cold climate they actually prefer to get in your sheets and crawl up your butthole

>> No.50361668

>>50361398
sell the house, move somewhere else

>> No.50361687

>>50361398
How big was it?

>> No.50361724

Ok I'm getting scared now. Dead internet theory is 100% real holyshit.

>> No.50361741

>>50361398
check in your duvet

>> No.50361749

>>50361398
>>50361526
do you think spiders ever crawl inside girls vaginas to stay warm?
hahaha that would just be weird right?

>> No.50361755

>>50361398
p-pull your dick out

>> No.50361764

>>50361398
yep you're gonna need to burn the whole house down now.

>> No.50361779

>>50361398
even spiders think you are a loser and chose to flee from your company preferring homelessness over being near you
you should reflect on your life choices that led to this point anon

>> No.50361787

>>50361398
Leave him be. He just wants to eat misquotes and other insects that cause you harm. I have at least 10 active spiders around my house. They've learned to build webs in areas that don't interfere with my presence

>> No.50361804

>>50361398
the spider will kill you tonight. You can profit from this

>> No.50361832

>>50361724
why?

>> No.50361857
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50361857

>>50361398
You fucked up so badly. Now that you let her out of your sight, she will wait and hide.

You think you’re safe, you think spider has forgotten about you. Well you’re wrong. Spider is watching you with all of Its eight eyes.

You will go to sleep thinking you’re safe… and slowly spider will crawl out, walk up to your neck, and begin digging into the side OF YOUR FUCKING FACE! SPIDER WILL BEGIN LAYING THOUSANDS OF SPIDER EGGS INSIDE OF YOUR FACE FLESH AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

>> No.50361910

The only solution now for OP is find that fucker, no matter how long it takes then blast it with piss.

>> No.50361926

>>50361398
Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete Facebook

>> No.50361931

>>50361398
its on your back

>> No.50361970

>>50361724
why?

>> No.50362120

>>50361724
why?

>> No.50362208

its in your skin
its in your skin
its in your skin
its in your skin

>> No.50362213

>>50361398
if you ignore it it will cease to exist