/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.50348949]

don't get hooked edition
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>Misc:
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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

previous >50344400

[Anonymous No.50348958]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50348959]

Semiconductor market general

[Anonymous No.50348972]

>Foul!

[Anonymous No.50348980]

Why are semis up, I want to buy NVIDIA at $50 god damn it

[Anonymous No.50348982]

If I want to buy a 3mo and 6mo t-bill, am I better to just keep it in cash until after the next fed meeting?

[Anonymous No.50348985]

>>50348858
>>50348877
>eur/usd
>muh draghi technocrat
>muh lagarde girl boss
Turns out only intelligent economists are powell and Carney because theyre raising rates. Seems any banker can appear smart in a bull run.

[Anonymous No.50348996]

>>50348985
What? You thought they appeared smart?

[Anonymous No.50348998]

>>50348949
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50349000]

What's the play
Sit on six figures cash
OR
go all in on TQQQ

[Anonymous No.50349001]

>>50348982
I want to buy her if you catch my drift hamdullah

[Anonymous No.50349003]

>>50348972
Fuck the PGA Tour, Burry.

[Anonymous No.50349013]

>>50348980
>>Why are semis up
>Be tsmc, one of the largest companies in the world
>make the most in demand product in the world
>recession & market fears tank your stock because they think your company is ass now
>ignore them, continue operating
>report earnings
>destroy it. Beat earnings, and raise guidance.
>Be still tsmc
>Still one of the largest companies in the world
>Still make the most in demand product in the world

[Anonymous No.50349014]

>>50348966
Casting some doubt about TSMC forecasting.
any semifag here (no fullfag allowed; they're for siga)?

[Anonymous No.50349019]

>>50348996
No, but everyone constantly gushed over lagarde and draghi. Turns out both are retarded. EU gonna die.

[Anonymous No.50349021]

>>50348858
>>50348877
CAHM ON DOLLAR
BOOT IT IN

>>50349000
Don't buy until the earnings revision capitulation over the next few weeks finishes.

[Anonymous No.50349023]

>>50349001
i do know what you mean

[Anonymous No.50349036]

Anyone else glad to see banks like JP Morgan
and Morgan Stanley are divesting from companies like and BABA and tesla and many others because less than 50% of their board of representative are not members of the LQBTQ+A2PRK-BIPOC community? Sure the share prices will suffer because investors and wall street are racist and have been purposefully holding back the vibrant LBGTQ+AR2PK and BIPOC communities in America for over 100 years.

[Anonymous No.50349039]

[Anonymous No.50349052]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.50349055]

>>50348982
Those are some nice plump lips.

Anyway this week will bleed out so fucking much. I don't even want to think about how bad it will get next week too...

[Anonymous No.50349056]

>>50348972
American oil requires massive taxpayer subsidies to be able to sell at market price

[Anonymous No.50349071]

… am i the only one who sees SOXL and crypto both dumping right now

[Anonymous No.50349073]

>>50349036
>>50349056
Come on guys, I know you can put better effort into your bait.

[Anonymous No.50349076]

>>50349003
I’m a LIVchad too, but why not force the Saudis to lobby for their league a little, why just give it away? I hate Brandonomics so much it’s unreal

>>50349019
Do you have any insight as to what is going to happen in Italy? Saw unrest there and I thought they had a lot of parties that wanted to leave the EU

[Anonymous No.50349080]

>>50348980
Biden talked about it again, just like he did in march when SOXL rallied ~70% and Nvidia ~30%. I doubt the market will trust his words again since they're obviously useless

[Anonymous No.50349095]

>>50348985
Draghi is a fucking thieving mafioso parasite like every italian politician, we should've kicked those scammers from the EU in 2008

And you know WHO Legarde and other ECB execs are

[Anonymous No.50349113]

>>50349076
>s going to happen in Italy?
Not sure what will happen but there was supposed to be a vote today/overnight about holding gov together. Draghi might be out of a job if so. They have rising borrowing costs, huge drought and everything else going badly. PIGS will resume soon and this time Germany cant bail them out.
>>50349095
yep.

[Anonymous No.50349117]

I can't wait for the Reddit IPO. It will be such a fucking shitshow.

[Anonymous No.50349120]

Local commerce head economist said the price rises is caused by the war. And raising salaries could make inflation worse. Not a word about printing. Also the plebs are the ones always rekt. They had some open questions for them. Too bad i missed it. I would have asked about the hebrews and printing.

[Anonymous No.50349121]

Uhhhh... silver bros ...

[Anonymous No.50349124]

yield curve starting to look juicy

>>50349019
the EU is structurally weak, a smarter economist won't solve that issue. powell isn't gonna convince every EU country to give up fiscal independence either.

[Anonymous No.50349129]

>>50349121
i don't even look anymore. can't believe i fell for the shiny rock meme.

[Anonymous No.50349135]

today is also jobless claims and PPI

[Anonymous No.50349143]

>>50348985
Spain, greece and italy stops rate raising since they would implode and take the eu down too.

[Anonymous No.50349164]

>>50349117
Didnt they cancel it for now?
>>50349124
>the EU is structurally weak, a smarter economist won't solve that issue
True but for Italy at least Draghi if he was so smart, should have gotten italys revenue up and booming over the past 10 years since Greek debt issue. So that it doesnt happen to the, either but instead they did nothing again.
>>50349143
Yeah and the ECB is scared to raise rates. First one will be in july here soon but the whole area is going to collapse.

[Anonymous No.50349165]

>>50349117
NYSE ticker $FAGS lol
>>50349076
I think it is that, they started it, but it's up to MBS how it finishes, wink

[Anonymous No.50349172]

>>50349076
>>50349113
Didn't Italy recently send every citizen a $200 spa voucher?

[Anonymous No.50349177]

>bro it’s a RECESSION like we’re gonna stop driving cars and flying airplanes!! Oil is worthless now!!

[Anonymous No.50349182]

>>50349121
Silver and gold are both overbought because of their traditional meme value of being used for money.

[Anonymous No.50349186]

It's going to be a green day again, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.50349192]

MUMU.... THE FUTURES.... I SEE A VERY RED DAY IN YOUR FUTURE MUMU HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50349194]

>>50349177
$60/barrel isn't worthless. that's still 60 US dollars

[Anonymous No.50349195]

>>50349177
No oil isnt worthless but oil and gas are used in various products which can slow in demand. Stuff like aluminum for instance uses natty gas.

[Anonymous No.50349196]

>>50349177
>recession
>people doing extra traveling and vacations

[Anonymous No.50349199]

>>50349177
>like we’re gonna stop driving cars and flying airplanes
*coofs at you*
Now you are, lock self up wagie

[Anonymous No.50349200]

>>50349135
I predict jobless claims down because less people looking for work.

[Anonymous No.50349201]

holy shit futes still bleeding

[Anonymous No.50349209]

>>50349196
Incredibly likely given they have been shut in for the last two years

[Anonymous No.50349214]

Bros im in the country side and enjoying my holidays. This weekend lot of relatives come here and we eat and drink like animals. Next week ill be back to staring charts at home.

Someone reply to me with a comfy pepe since im phoneposting scum with no imaegs

[Anonymous No.50349215]

NO LEAKS THIS TIME
ONLY FULL SURPRISE RAPE

[Anonymous No.50349220]

Oilbros....

[Anonymous No.50349223]

Do you have 1 good reason not yo buy STLA for cheap now to make divides while it pumps?
Thought not.

[Anonymous No.50349232]

>>50349194

$60 oil today is the equivalent of a 40 handle of last decade. Aka during the “shale revolution”. No fucking way

[Anonymous No.50349235]

>>50349214
best I got

[Anonymous No.50349239]

twitter is down, musk pulled the plug. where am i supposed to find my agitprop screenshots now

[Anonymous No.50349249]

>>50349223
All the cars they make are shit. There, there’s one reason

[Anonymous No.50349253]

>>50349209
No one stayed in.

[Anonymous No.50349255]

COME ON

[Anonymous No.50349256]

>>50349214

[Anonymous No.50349258]

Buddy look at euro computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

[Anonymous No.50349263]

>>50349196
>people doing extra traveling and vacations
By taking on extra debt in a rising interest rate environment. Recession is coming.

[Anonymous No.50349262]

THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
IT'S A BEAUTY, ISN'T IT?

[Anonymous No.50349266]

>>50349214

[Anonymous No.50349268]

>>50349253
That is a fucking lie.

[Anonymous No.50349273]

>>50349235
Big thanks fren. Thats me taking in the view of summer comfy.

[Anonymous No.50349275]

i don't like this set up into open
we're gonna pump again

[Anonymous No.50349279]

I can’t wait for this mornings limp dick PPT pump so my puts just barely miss, courtesy of our totally not collapsing government

[Anonymous No.50349291]

>>50349196
>burgergolems
>ever not consooming

[Anonymous No.50349293]

>>50349196
>>50349209
FWIW, in the US, raw TSA numbers are just shy of 2019: https://www.tsa.gov/coronavirus/passenger-throughput

[Anonymous No.50349299]

who is ready for PPI in 12 minutes?

[Anonymous No.50349300]

>>50349275
vix is too muted for another pump

[Anonymous No.50349307]

>>50349223
How about it’s a company that is made up of companies that were at risk of bankruptcy? Just a matter of time before this one declares bankruptcy and it merges with another company to stave it off.
Also, have you ever driven one of their cars? They are absolute dogshit when it comes to electronics, and yet they want to build electric cars. That’s not going to end well.

[Anonymous No.50349321]

The slurping force at 1.0000 on eur/usd is very impressive. A force of nature

[Anonymous No.50349322]

>>50349256
This suits the countryside im in great

>>50349266
In the 4th dimension.. In my lane flourishing.

[Anonymous No.50349324]

>>50349220
Wait'll Joe ends his trip by accidentally commending the Jewish heritage of Saudi Arabia.

[Anonymous No.50349329]

Looking forward to the full 100bps rise by the FED next to show the market they don't give a fuck about investors. And then another 100bps just to show them who's in control.

Then winter rolls in to the Northern hemisphere and the requirement for energy surges.. If the price hasn't come down by then it's going to be catastrophic not just for markets but for life in general.

I have a really bad feeling about this year.

[Anonymous No.50349332]

>>50349275
IDK man, I don't know what to think, these are crazy divergencies.
XBI & SOXX poised for a rip, but XLF & fucking SPY are literally dangling over the precipice...

Well maybe I answered my own question. SOXL dumps, SPY pumps. Going to be a fun day.

[Anonymous No.50349343]

>>50349299
Commodities are pumping in anticipation.

[Anonymous No.50349351]

>>50349013
Yeah ill buy tsmc at $50 or not at all thanks

[Anonymous No.50349352]

>>50349249
>>50349307
But have you thought of the big dividends? It's bount to go in to 15 easy. Then you sell for 4 dollars a share while getting paid for divs.

[Anonymous No.50349356]

dollarbros ... please ... s-stop, I get it now ... please just stop, you can still turn this around, just stop pumping it, please

[Anonymous No.50349373]

>>50349321
And it's just a psychological number. All those buyers who are just taking a shot here will get out quick if it starts dropping below parity.

[Anonymous No.50349377]

We are no where near a bottom until bullshit like GME is back into the single digits

[Anonymous No.50349378]

Woke up and felt extremely bearish today no cap

[Anonymous No.50349379]

Heres a tiny cottage in backyard.

[Anonymous No.50349383]

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE DISCO BALL DROPS

[Anonymous No.50349386]

>>50349356
LES GO DOLLAH
>*BANG* *BANG*
LES GO

[Anonymous No.50349387]

>>50349117
I’m shorting the absolute fuck out of it lmao. $10bil valuation for that shit hole? Please.

[Anonymous No.50349388]

>vix up almost 5%
>market not even open yet
Red red red

[Anonymous No.50349400]

>>50349387
Reddit is quickly replacing Google. Be careful

[Anonymous No.50349411]

>>50349356
CALL ME A BURGER ONE MORE TIME AND THE EURO GOES UNDER .90

REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50349423]

Twitter is currently being scrubbed of bots in prep for the trial

[Anonymous No.50349425]

Bonds down, DXY up, Stocks down. Looks like the next leg is here gentlemen

[Anonymous No.50349426]

ROBINHOOD WHERES MY FUCKIN MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULD OF USED AN ACTUAL BROKER REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50349438]

>>50349268
Lol, did you just come out of your cave? I've been back in the office since June 2020. Went on vacation the past two August's

[Anonymous No.50349442]

>>50349352
They are giving huge divvies to attract people like you, you don’t get anything when they go down the shitter.

[Anonymous No.50349444]

>>50349423
good luck w/ that hah

[Anonymous No.50349447]

>>50349400
I can’t tell if this is bait or if you’re actually that retarded

[Anonymous No.50349452]

is it supposed 2 be snowing

[Anonymous No.50349456]

>>50349356
>Be 100% cash gang since before the shittening started
>Inflation eating my shit
>But dollar also turning unga strong
>And the positions I was fucking around with are decimated
It's an odd kind of feel

[Anonymous No.50349462]

>>50349447
https://dkb.io/post/google-search-is-dying

[Anonymous No.50349470]

>>50349426
out of all the brokers I have ever used, robinhood, webull, TDA, tastyworks, the best for money transfers in and out by far is tastyworks
I submit a withdrawal on a Monday at 11:00am and I get it in my bank account able to withdraw to cash within 24 hours
all the others are insane, 5 business days sometimes, and then 1 day of clearing after 'arriving' in my bank account

[Anonymous No.50349478]

HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50349482]

SCORCHING PPI

[Anonymous No.50349484]

>>50349071
>SOXL
TSMC is not strong enough to counter the shit CPI and the high VIX it seems

[Anonymous No.50349486]

Does anyone have that image of the 4 environments and which sectors were the strongest under the 4 different environments? It was inflation, deflation, stagflation and something else. I lost it.

[Anonymous No.50349487]

Buddy look at the futures

[Anonymous No.50349491]

>PPI higher than estimate

[Anonymous No.50349495]

07:30 AM
US
PPI MoM JUN 1.1% 0.9% ® 0.8% 0.9%

07:30 AM
US
Core PPI MoM JUN 0.4% 0.6% ® 0.5% 0.4%

07:30 AM
US
Initial Jobless Claims 09/JUL 244K 235K 235K 238K

07:30 AM
US
Continuing Jobless Claims 02/JUL 1331K 1372K 1383K 1380K

07:30 AM
US
Jobless Claims 4-week Average 09/JUL 235.75K 232.5K 235K

07:30 AM
US
PPI YoY JUN 11.3% 10.9% ® 10.7% 10.9%

07:30 AM
US
Core PPI YoY JUN 8.2% 8.3% 8.1% 8.3%

[Anonymous No.50349498]

>>50349487
They're healing, silly bobo? We'll pump at open again.

[Anonymous No.50349499]

June PPI
>1.1 vs 0.8 expected

[Anonymous No.50349500]

>>50349478
>>50349299
https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-june-ppi-113-yy-vs-107-expected-20220714/
holy fuck 11.3% PPI
PPI is forward looking
the argument yesterday was "wow, inflation has peaked"
now PPI comes out showing that for next month(s) it's going even higher
>10.7% expected
>11.3% whew lad

[Anonymous No.50349509]

>>50349478
that giant wick though. they just can't let it drop

[Anonymous No.50349514]

TWTR DOWN
THE ACTUAL SERVICE IS DOWN

[Anonymous No.50349517]

>>50349498
Lmao

[Anonymous No.50349520]

>>50349076
I've seen all of these news articles mentioning LIV but none of them have said how it's different from PGA except for having some Saudi money. Like, what's the difference? I haven't been given a reason to give a shit. Rory McIlroy is out there giving a shit but why?

[Anonymous No.50349525]

>>50349498
Give me one(1) reason as to why it will pump today

[Anonymous No.50349527]

>>50349500
yes but actually bad news = good news so green line go up

[Anonymous No.50349533]

>>50349514
Hopefully it stays down

[Anonymous No.50349534]

>>50349525
Because the market is a manipulated jewish scamfest.

[Anonymous No.50349535]

>>50349482
Slight caution though, without food/energy, the MoM came in below.

[Anonymous No.50349537]

This is actually bullish because if we destroy the US economy we can build back better, so we’re pricing in the value of future companies that don’t exist yet

[Anonymous No.50349540]

>>50349514
Kill it before it gets back up

[Anonymous No.50349544]

>>50349514
Works on my machine

[Anonymous No.50349545]

>>50349534
has anyone ever just tried to kill all the jews?

[Anonymous No.50349547]

>>50349423
Is Twitter down?

[Anonymous No.50349549]

Hmmmm should I sell these TSLA puts at open or wait a few days? Any thoughts bobros?

[Anonymous No.50349550]

10x

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50349552]

I have made a general thread for people who want to discuss their investment in gay sex.

>>50349511
>>50349511

So all of you SIGArs get the fuck in there.

[Anonymous No.50349558]

>>50349525
PPI ex food and gas was below expectations. So the meme line of peak inflation because gas is down is back.

[Anonymous No.50349559]

[Anonymous No.50349561]

>>50349525
>>50349535

[Anonymous No.50349566]

>>50349534
>da joos
Not an argument,mumu

[Anonymous No.50349567]

>>50349500
Has Biden come out and said this data not up to date yet?

[Anonymous No.50349569]

>>50349535
>without food/energy
Yeah bro if you just exclude everything you need to live the numbers are doing great.

[Anonymous No.50349572]

>>50349537
I always knew the market was efficient, I never knew it was THAT efficient. Lets build back better!
Im ridin with Biden ;)

[Anonymous No.50349573]

PPI is "better than expected"

[Anonymous No.50349576]

>>50349549
I have gotten decimated on my last couple TSLA puts so I think I will hold and hope we get a -10% day so I can be rich

[Anonymous No.50349580]

Fuck yeah TSM fucking smashed it. Eat a dick, faggot bears.

[Anonymous No.50349584]

>>50349573
It's "bullish for USD".
Aka. dixie to 150

[Anonymous No.50349586]

>>50349573
Hmm, yes, bigger numbers are good.

[Anonymous No.50349589]

>>50349580
Ill buy at $50

[Anonymous No.50349591]

What's ppi

[Anonymous No.50349592]

>>50348985
>intelligent economist
>powell
Jerome is a political appointee lawyer, broski. He's the same creature as Lagarde.

[Anonymous No.50349593]

i told you about the pump bro they gonna kill your puts

[Anonymous No.50349594]

>>50349550
tsmc beat and raised guidance nigger. you're playing a risky game

[Anonymous No.50349596]

>>50349580
Semis will pump today

[Anonymous No.50349602]

>>50349438
We have oil consumption data, flight data, cruise line and hotel earnings from the last two years. You will not gaslight me into telling me people were actually traveling like normal retard.

[Anonymous No.50349606]

>>50349591
This is another one of those "bofa" jokes, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.50349611]

>futes keep on climbing
LMAO

[Anonymous No.50349625]

See you after earnings,mumus

[Anonymous No.50349645]

The people in the webull comments section are the only reason to use this app

[Anonymous No.50349658]

LE PPI IS HIGHER THAN THE ESTIMATE SELL SELL SELL FED IS HIKING A MILLION BASIS POINTS REDDIT

[Anonymous No.50349670]

>>50349658
Look at this permabulltard finally finding out the line does not go straight up forever.

[Anonymous No.50349673]

>>50349658
because being a permabull isn't the most reddit thing ever

[Anonymous No.50349676]

>>50349658
SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.50349682]

>>50349645
>people

[Anonymous No.50349685]

>aapl earnings on the same dam GDP data comes out
nigga nothing matters but the 28th in this clown market

[Anonymous No.50349693]

B-Bobros? why are the futes healing?

[Anonymous No.50349703]

>tfw you just know everything is priced in and today we'll end green

[Anonymous No.50349702]

When is Biden going to give us an inflation stimmy and tax these evil greedy corporations causing all this inflation

[Anonymous No.50349710]

>>50349693
>STOCKS RALLY ON CONFUSED BELIEF THAT PPI IS A COMPANY THAT BEAT EARNINGS

[Anonymous No.50349711]

>>50349693
waiting for fed speech today

[Anonymous No.50349715]

>market isn't even open but already my SOXL shares are going under

[Anonymous No.50349723]

>soxl almost green
Kek wtf

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50349724]

>>50349685
I heard aapl isn't making money because everybody is buying the new samsung galaxy phones.

[Anonymous No.50349725]

PARITY IS ABOUT TO BREAK

[Anonymous No.50349727]

>>50349715
What the fuck are you doing? I'm long NVDA, AMD and Texas Instruments and they're all climbing or deep in the green in premarket.

[Anonymous No.50349738]

>>50349693
eternally priced in

>>50349573
>>50349559
what site?

[Anonymous No.50349740]

>Unemployment claims climbing
So is basically every single metric now pointing toward shit hitting the fan?

[Anonymous No.50349755]

>>50349569
Crude and food have been dropping all throughout June. Just a little bit of caution if we may be starting to see the peak of inflation pass.

[Anonymous No.50349756]

>>50349740
>now
Dumbass weeb

[Anonymous No.50349757]

>>50349740
It's been obvious that we'll enter a protracted recession for months now, how is any of this a surprise to you?

[Anonymous No.50349761]

>>50349693
Brice din
Xdddddd

[Anonymous No.50349762]

This market is confusing me so I'm just going to sell my green SQQQ at open and sit on the sidelines. No cap.

[Anonymous No.50349766]

>>50349693
Jewish magic

[Anonymous No.50349768]

>>50349594
Bro do you not know what's happening in the market??

[Anonymous No.50349773]

>>50349723
It might be a good day after all

>>50349727
Living my best life wanting to kill myself. I'm a dumbfuck trader who buys all the memes skilled on here at the wrong times.

[Anonymous No.50349774]

>>50349738
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.50349777]

>>50349573
saw that and top kek. We're gonna get heemed hard, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.50349784]

>>50349762
You sussin rn?

[Anonymous No.50349789]

>>50349710
wouldn't even be the dumbest shit that happened this week alone

[Anonymous No.50349794]

retard with 100k here, what do ido with it? i know nothing about investing
ausfag btw

[Anonymous No.50349796]

>>50349768
Semis aren't the broader market, dumbass. TSMC even announced a 9% decrease in investments, because they know demand for semis will sink during a recession, when people can't afford Apple Watches and Teslas anymore. They're counteracting inventory buildup, which was the biggest concern for (((institutional investors))) when it came to semi stocks this year. The future is golden for TSMC.

[Anonymous No.50349799]

>>50349670
>>50349673
hey beartards stop sucking off zerohedge you will never get le big crash, doomertrash

[Anonymous No.50349802]

>>50349762
Unironically the only good move right now. Anything else is gambling.
I have $100k USD doing nothing right now and it is taking lots of willpower to not yolo it into options or leveraged ETFs.

[Anonymous No.50349806]

>>50349756
>>50349757
In my defense jobless claims have been flat for awhile, the fact it's ratcheting up implies recession layoffs are starting to pile up

[Anonymous No.50349807]

Dollar is super green, this is fake and we crash -4% today and probably tomorrow too

[Anonymous No.50349811]

>>50349799
Are you all in long then?

[Anonymous No.50349813]

>/smg/ not recognizing an exit pump
exactly how new are you fags

[Anonymous No.50349815]

HODL BULL BROS OUR HECKING SPY IS GETTING SHORT LADDER ATTACKED

[Anonymous No.50349816]

>>50349794
Keep it in cash for now. Park it in a dividend paying ETF in early 2023. The stock market should have bottomed out by then. Enjoy your passive income.

[Anonymous No.50349821]

>>50349799
>you will never get le big crash
He says after a 9.1% CPI announcement

[Anonymous No.50349822]

>>50349794
Sit on it for a while. The bottom isn't even close to being in.

[Anonymous No.50349824]

>>50349794
What do you know about the monkepox epidemic?

[Anonymous No.50349828]

>>50349794
come up with a plan to buy at various levels and time intervals. buy short term bonds until your targets are hit. stick to the plan.

[Anonymous No.50349832]

good morning srs

[Anonymous No.50349835]

>>50349799
>stop sucking off zerohedge
Zerohedge has had immaculate macro calls since 2019. FT, ZH, and Wolfstreet; the Trifecta

[Anonymous No.50349856]

I love how everyone says data doesn't matter and it's all bullshit until they're desperately trying to prove their dumb narrative right. The only thing that has turned out to be true over time is that the market goes up, you just have to wait long enough.

[Anonymous No.50349858]

>>50349799
lol so mad, I see your bags are getting heavier and heavier everyday

[Anonymous No.50349861]

10 year yield is up. Futures look like a bear trap. If shit was hitting the fan yields would be crashing

[Anonymous No.50349863]

>>50349816
>>50349822
okay thanks
>>50349824
no homo so nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.50349868]

>>50349856
>Just wait dude lmao

[Anonymous No.50349870]

>>50349863
Oh I was going to suggest you throw it all into SIGA then wonder what to do with your $250k next year.

[Anonymous No.50349872]

DON'T WORRY GUYS CRAMER IS HERE TO CALM THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.50349880]

>>50349861
a crash would be good for the USD because it would dickpunch inflation

[Anonymous No.50349887]

>>50349856
wait long enough and we are all dead

[Anonymous No.50349891]

>>50349856
Geeeee wizzz a system based upon ever increasing money supply makes markets go up over the long term.

[Anonymous No.50349896]

>>50349868
he is right bozo

[Anonymous No.50349897]

Damn how low is the shit and piss going to go?

[Anonymous No.50349901]

Will this be one of those all day crab downwards days before a fed thingy

[Anonymous No.50349910]

>>50349880
Inflation will stay high, you will own nothing and be happy.

[Anonymous No.50349920]

Gold at yesterdays lows. Still holding $1700 for now.

[Anonymous No.50349922]

>>50349861
If shit was hitting the fan people would be dumping denbts paper because it might turn into toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.50349937]

>>50349897
How about we close that gap at SPY $369.38?

[Anonymous No.50349945]

>>50349545
no

[Anonymous No.50349948]

is VWCE a good deal if I'm a retard with only 900k euros left to invest? I only need 10k euros a year to live in my shack in the carpathians

[Anonymous No.50349952]

Silver is fucking dead, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.50349955]

Bros… if the market pumps again today I will fucking end it. I can’t take the losses anymore, I will have to capitulate and become a bull.

[Anonymous No.50349957]

imagine a world without pre market and after hours

[Anonymous No.50349964]

>>50349937
For me, it's 363.

[Anonymous No.50349969]

>>50349955
You're better off trying blackjack,dumdum

[Anonymous No.50349970]

>>50349920
It's dead

[Anonymous No.50349971]

>>50349945
And to add to that, nobody should. Let’s just fuck off to a different planet like we’re in Hyperion or Star Wars or something

[Anonymous No.50349975]

>>50349957

[Anonymous No.50349982]

>>50349897

2800
> watch and learn

[Anonymous No.50349983]

>>50349861
don't care. bear "trap"? all the bullnigger narratives are falling apart one by one day after day and the economy is obviously getting fucked more than previously anticipated. i have a lot of cash anyway so i'll just buy more puts as long as the denial continues

[Anonymous No.50349986]

>>50349796
Ya of course it is.....once everything stops falling. In about 6 months I'll consider going long. Until then you're just gonna lose money....

[Anonymous No.50349993]

fuck
cramer sounds bearish

[Anonymous No.50350002]

>>50349964
>glass table
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50350004]

>>50349993
Guh

[Anonymous No.50350006]

>>50349993
BOTTOM SIGNAL

[Anonymous No.50350008]

how do i short third world countries

[Anonymous No.50350020]

>>50349948
if you only need $10k i'd park it in an etf like SHY and take the lower risk $22k return

[Anonymous No.50350024]

>>50349993
In 1876...

[Anonymous No.50350027]

>>50349957
Imagine a world where writing futures contracts for gold and silver you don't have gets you sentenced to prison for life, and it's illegal for big players to buy or sell underlying if they have option positions open for it.

[Anonymous No.50350029]

>>50350008
by not accepting their subhumans into your country

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50350032]

Remember how I told you guys that banks were going to get fucked harder than a hohol woman in a hohol village right before the hohols retreat? Look at JP Morgan and Stanley.

[Anonymous No.50350033]

>>50350002
Do you have any idea how much cocaine he did?

[Anonymous No.50350036]

>Saudi Arabia set to announce them joining BRICS as Biden visits
We're actually gonna see Biden cry live on television. I hope the western world can survive this bros, I don't want to see us fall behind just because we keep electing progressive shitbags

[Anonymous No.50350052]

>>50349948
Yesterday an Anon was dropping knowledge on I think T bonds, I'd look into that

[Anonymous No.50350059]

>11:20 AM ET
>President Biden Receives the Israeli Presidential Medal of Honor

President Biden attends a reception hosted by President Isaac Herzog, where he will receive the Israeli Presidential Medal of Honor.
>Jerusalem, Israel

[Anonymous No.50350063]

>>50350036
>Electing

[Anonymous No.50350073]

I’m going to sue you guys if the market doesn’t an hero today. I was promised a blood bath.

[Anonymous No.50350080]

>>50350059
>President Biden Receives the Israeli Presidential Medal of Honor
For what? Other than being their greatest ally, what has he even done?

[Anonymous No.50350083]

>>50350020
>>50350052
thanks bros

[Anonymous No.50350082]

>>50350036
if this happens america will chimp out

[Anonymous No.50350091]

USDJPY

[Anonymous No.50350093]

>>50350073
Always inverse /smg/

[Anonymous No.50350101]

>>50350063

[Anonymous No.50350104]

SIGA will break 15 today

[Anonymous No.50350105]

>>50350073
The only blood bath we’re having is at our gangbang tomorrow night. See you at West 6th street, cleveland, 10pm ;)

[Anonymous No.50350108]

Copper, crude

[Anonymous No.50350117]

>>50350080
literally a Good Goyim award

[Anonymous No.50350123]

well well well
the degenerate gambling faggot loses again (me)

[Anonymous No.50350128]

> *BOFA STRATEGISTS SAY QT LIKELY TO END EARLY WITH FED RATE CUTS
*BOFA STRATEGISTS SAY QT LIKELY TO END EARLY WITH FED RATE CUTS
> *BOFA STRATEGISTS SAY QT LIKELY TO END EARLY WITH FED RATE CUTS
*BOFA STRATEGISTS SAY QT LIKELY TO END EARLY WITH FED RATE CUTS

Blood bath
Blood bath
Blood bath
Blood bath
Blood bath

[Anonymous No.50350132]

Mannerino has spoken

[Anonymous No.50350144]

I've been in only DRV since February lmao. Oil was tempting but I couldn't be fucked honestly.

[Anonymous No.50350148]

>>50350128
that would be extremely bullish what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.50350150]

You still there,mumu?

[Anonymous No.50350151]

>>50350128
>BOFA
BOFA deez nuts

[Anonymous No.50350154]

investing.com charts not updating automatically for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.50350160]

>>50350128
also
>BOFA

[Anonymous No.50350172]

>>50350148
No. It’s Opposite Day. Just like yesterday. Good news is bad news. Get on my level of analysis.

[Anonymous No.50350173]

>>50350117

[Anonymous No.50350178]

>>50350132
>#endthefed
He's not doing well i assume?

[Anonymous No.50350179]

Stocks needs to go up again. And I'm not talking about another 3 day pity rally. I need a month long of nothing but solid green again so I can more money. I dont care how weak the dollar gets. I dont care how much of america needs to burn for this to happen. I just want my money.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50350182]

>>50350128
They're actually going to skip the quantitative easing this cycle and just keep tightening and tightening. The private sector needs to figure this shit out on its own.

[Anonymous No.50350184]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.50350189]

>>50350091
this, the forex market has a lot of opportunities right now since all the economies are collapsing.

[Anonymous No.50350193]

PARITY BREAKS AT OPEN

[Anonymous No.50350196]

>>50349379
Is that a she-shed?

[Anonymous No.50350204]

>>50350179
You will probably need to wait 6 years this time to get your money. And don’t invest more yet.

[Anonymous No.50350205]

>>50350189
>forex
Youll end up broke,dumdum

[Anonymous No.50350209]

i have $2k. do i start out my portfolio with an ETF and DCA into it until I have more and pick some individual companies to invest in later, or do i just start buying the companies i already want to buy now and never ever touch index funds?

[Anonymous No.50350211]

>>50350182
Normies are paying more attention to rate hikes than QE/QT. To maintain credibility they'll hike 2% but start $300b/month in QE.

[Anonymous No.50350219]

Give me a stock market anime or one generally related to finance

[Anonymous No.50350223]

Why the fuck is zerohedge bullish? What the fuck. It feels like an old friend stabbed me in the back

[Anonymous No.50350225]

>>50350182
You say that but you know that when unemployment rises again politicians will start throwing around that phrase “too big to fail”

[Anonymous No.50350226]

>>50349470
based tastyworks chad. I find their UI is kinda ass cancer but almost everything else about them is great.

[Anonymous No.50350232]

>>50350209
Buy the stocks for good companies, switch to ETFs for the rest of your money.

[Anonymous No.50350233]

>>50350205
lol no, learn2trade in both directions permabull

[Anonymous No.50350240]

>>50350219
Kaiji is the best gambling anime. Watch it if you haven’t

[Anonymous No.50350242]

>>50350223
>Why the fuck is zerohedge bullish?
They have to keep up the tradition of being always wrong

[Anonymous No.50350245]

>>50350223
probably the 100 bps being on the table

[Anonymous No.50350251]

>>50350232
but its only 2k, wouldnt i want to just spend all of it on good companies? if im buying direct shares now i want to stay away from ETFs forever

[Anonymous No.50350253]

>>50350219
Euphoria

[Anonymous No.50350299]

>>50350209
You don't know shit and have no money so my advice is to buy one share of SPY each month. Then see how often you feel like puking when your real money is at stake. Keep doing that until you stop puking and have $10,000 invested in SPY. Come back then.

[Anonymous No.50350302]

I’m going to lose by absolute shit if VIXY pumps now that I’ve sold my calls.

[Anonymous No.50350303]

Profitable trader here. Been short since Friday, shit's going to dump for 2 weeks at least. Go leverage short and thank me later.

[Anonymous No.50350304]

Bonds are moving down because people realized inflation is serious, there is no safety to fly to except cash which is why dollar is skyrocketing. This is not a bear trap this is just what happens when TLT becomes coupled to SPY through QE

[Anonymous No.50350306]

>>50350189
I traded forex once and lost money, never again.

[Anonymous No.50350312]

I MAY BE... HOOKED

[Anonymous No.50350313]

>oil
J U S T

[Anonymous No.50350316]

Who's baking?

[Anonymous No.50350318]

>>50350240
>>50350219
Also the tonegawa anime is good. Wagie kino imo
I cant remember the exact name but something with black lagoon company in the name.
>Wagie make it in the stock market
>Becomes neet
>get's isekai'd to a fantasy world run by a megacorp
>becomes wagie
>Tries to achieve neetdom on top of finding a way to go back
>Gets a harem with a dragon loli, a tundere and a trap as far as i remember

[Anonymous No.50350325]

>>50350304
Bonds are moving down because people know US will never fucking default and if it does that means basically end of the economy.

[Anonymous No.50350327]

>>50350303
Sorry, I’m already all tqqq

[Anonymous No.50350333]

>>50350313

[Anonymous No.50350334]

>>50350306
I dabble in a little forex myself, BTC/USD pairing, ever heard of it

[Anonymous No.50350335]

cramer is bearish overall but bullish on semis
GET FUCKED SOXL FAGS

[Anonymous No.50350341]

PARITY BROKEN
PARITY BROKEN
PARITY BROKEN

[Anonymous No.50350345]

There goes the Euro.

[Anonymous No.50350346]

>>50350325
Uhhh, I’m not sure that’s as related to this discussion as you think it is

[Anonymous No.50350347]

kek, baggies.

STAGLFATION INTO A DEPRESSION LGB

[Anonymous No.50350350]

>>50350313
I was told here a few weeks ago that oil would peak around mid july. Looks like he was right and I'm glad I cut my losses early

[Anonymous No.50350352]

>>50350219
C: The Money of Soul and Possibility Control
It goes off the deep end pretty fast though, shame it had an interesting concept.
>>50350303
Good thing I have calls on SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50350356]

>>50350341

[Anonymous No.50350367]

[Anonymous No.50350369]

QQQ CHADS LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[Anonymous No.50350370]

Baking

[Anonymous No.50350381]

NEW
>>50350358
>>50350358
>>50350358
>INB4 WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50350383]

THERE GOES MY EURO

WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

[Anonymous No.50350384]

>>50350318
Do I need to watch Kaiji first to get Mr Tonegawa?

[Anonymous No.50350425]

TSLA has zero business being above $700.

[Anonymous No.50350426]

>>50350303
>Go leverage short and thank me later.
But I already am.
11.4x.

[Anonymous No.50350492]

>>50350219
Spice and Wolf

[Anonymous No.50350497]

>>50350384
you should watch kaiji first yes

tonegawa is a comedy, and you will not get half the jokes if you havent seen kaiji

[Anonymous No.50350507]

>>50350497
okay thanks

[Anonymous No.50350569]

>>50350492
>>50350219
Yeah it’s ok

[Anonymous No.50351099]

Time for GME puts