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GAS BAGS AS AN HEDGE FOR INFLATION Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:16:42 2022 No.50344096 [Reply] [Original]

hear me out, gas in plastic bags instead of gold

thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:17:48 2022 No.50344107 >>50344096 Pretty sure gasoline will eat through those shitty grocery bags

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:19:08 2022 No.50344135 >>50344096 That looks dangerous

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:19:08 2022 No.50344136

>>50344096
There are better ways to store gasoline that still aren't that expensive and in the hypothetical scenario that I assume you're thinking of, would be superior. But in this same scenario, utterly useless unless you have a few well equipped friends to help you defend it from looters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:19:59 2022 No.50344146 >>50344096 >>50344107 Imagine showing up to physical delivery of (10000) crude oil futures like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:20:25 2022 No.50344151 >>50344135 higher the risk, higher the reward

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:21:19 2022 No.50344167 >>50344151 Based retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:23:37 2022 No.50344194 >>50344096 >wasting opportunity cost on safety fagging over gasoline Sad. Store the gas in the trunk or don't even bother.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:24:12 2022 No.50344204

>>50344096
Gas has a shelf life, even with proper treatment in ideal conditions. Cut that shelf life into fractions since there’s no consistent seal on each plastic bag.
You might as well use store bought milk jugs left on your counter as your inflation-proof store of value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:27:24 2022 No.50344254 File: 35 KB, 224x219, 2022-07-13--1657771697_224x219_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a plan with no drawbacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:28:35 2022 No.50344264 >>50344107 yes, anon. like dissolves like. plastic is made up of long nonpolar carbon chains and gasoline is pretty much nothing but a bunch of long nonpolar carbon change.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:29:55 2022 No.50344283 File: 1.28 MB, 1992x1992, A46D274B-90EB-4752-9602-A5DF70614C26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Fill up bags with piss >Sell them as "gas bags" on Craigslist >Use profits to buy gas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:30:42 2022 No.50344296 >>50344096 this is literally an episode of always sunny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:37:43 2022 No.50344380 >>50344264 If thats true then why dont we dump plastic waste into massive gasoline vats to get rid of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:40:18 2022 No.50344408 File: 17 KB, 382x382, Sta-bil-fuel-stabilizer-w382[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50344204 >Gas has a shelf life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:42:54 2022 No.50344443 File: 16 KB, 800x534, needle-pin-red-head-white-background-30294869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50344096 Whoops

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:45:25 2022 No.50344472 >>50344443 un-necessary anon - Gas eats plastic bags anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:50:37 2022 No.50344525 >>50344096 Seriously though how do they enough pick up those bags without them breaking

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:54:17 2022 No.50344586 >>50344408 >he doesn’t know

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:55:50 2022 No.50344602 File: 82 KB, 960x702, gasbags.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50344096 Thought op was real gas bags as in picrel. What is this white trash trailer park shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 04:57:52 2022 No.50344633 >>50344096 Double bag them and it might just work

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:13:15 2022 No.50344811 File: 67 KB, 600x600, Icypissbags.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50344283 If you freeze the piss, it has even more value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:25:50 2022 No.50344968 >>50344146 Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:26:58 2022 No.50344975 >>50344408 What if you freeze it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 05:40:06 2022 No.50345109 >>50344975 you need about constant -60° F - be cheaper just buying new. Apparently frozen blocks of gas/petrol are still flammable tho, which is interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 08:42:04 2022 No.50346911 >>50344602 fuckin west coast faggots and their god damned turkey bags just use the food saver sealers like every other dealer you pukes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:01:36 2022 No.50347095 >>50344380 thats how you make napalm its like adding a thickener

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:04:54 2022 No.50347134 >>50344975 >According to the Illinois Department of Physics, gasoline freezes between -40 and -50 degrees Celsius ( -40 to -58 Fahrenheit). Other sources say that most gasoline will freeze at approximately -73C (-100F).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:05:36 2022 No.50347140 File: 43 KB, 776x348, h.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought like you OP, but I got wiser.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:08:28 2022 No.50347169
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>invest in gas bags
>they get delivered to my doorstep
>open one
>turns out i sunk my life savings into piss
just got scammed again lads, back to the drawing board i guess. next big scheme will be the one, i just know it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 10:34:33 2022 No.50347959 >>50344096 the jew fears the gas bag trunk hoarder

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:32:35 2022 No.50348588 >>50347095 Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:21:35 2022 No.50349337 >>50344283 i laughed out loud. thanks bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:22:19 2022 No.50349349 File: 74 KB, 680x571, goldwars.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50344096 no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:24:06 2022 No.50349376 File: 83 KB, 604x480, smiledog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50344151 one free extra bump for this top-tier post

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:26:20 2022 No.50349415 >>50344975 >>50345109 >>50347134 https://youtu.be/TNjOaAIz_ZY you're welcome bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:27:23 2022 No.50349428 >>50344096 Holy shit, you're a genius. You surely stuck it to the man, anonymous

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:37:50 2022 No.50349615 >>50344283 >multiple gallons That's quite a lot of piss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:40:09 2022 No.50349642 >>50344096 Those are just cheap trucker piss jugs bo-ban-a-ran

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:46:43 2022 No.50349746 >>50344107 >>50344135 >>50344204 Get a load of these pussies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 12:51:19 2022 No.50349825 File: 54 KB, 500x500, wooden barrel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Christ OP, at least get an old-timey barrel to keep that shit in. You're going to get horrible smelly petrol all over the boot of your car.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:01:55 2022 No.50349976 File: 1.64 MB, 221x244, F8E99612-87CD-4387-BEF1-397F59232CDA.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50344151 Kek’d

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 13:04:09 2022 No.50350014 ngmi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsWn_w9Ffpw&t=2s

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:04:13 2022 No.50351330 >>50349415 This is what I was wondering, cheers. He's using like a cup full at the end and near burns the lab down. Blocks the size of OP pic, shtf tyme.

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