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>Basic Information
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
>Failure to deliver

>SEC 10-K Annual report
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions

>All other news/DDs/etc
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50335403

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.


GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.


Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,146.132B, 96P = 22.3555B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,155.290B, 96P = 22.451B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>> No.50338807

thanks bakies

>> No.50338819
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>buy stock
>do nothing
Life is literally so easy.

>> No.50338825
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baker is a scripting faggot and should kill its tranny ass

>> No.50338828

In the show maybe, the one irl that’s obsessed with moths not so much

>> No.50338830
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NFT Marketplace launched

4:1 stock dividend

GME single stock ETF
3x bear
3x bull

We are in the fucking endgame

>> No.50338842
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Kick those niggerjews off the market!

>> No.50338852
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WAGMI juloona moona

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We’re like the saxons taking on the danes and Ken is the evil king

>> No.50338861

I am worried the split will do nothing or why else would the SEC pass the single stock ETF rule? They're going to continue shorting it with no regard to our WAGMI

>> No.50338873
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how many GME etfs should I buy?

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>> No.50338914

Then sell.

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>They're going to continue shorting it
they were always going to continue shorting. imagine how much more money we'll get when we finally lift off.

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>> No.50338947

>They're making single stock ETFs
Fuck me, they're going to offload their bags onto the public by moving the shorts into a GME ETF and herding people into it.
It's going to be a massacre.

>> No.50338950

But we need them to stop shorting it at some point. When exactly are we going to WAGMI?

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frens what happened to the lum avatarfag that used to come here and shill? i stopped posting here for a while

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>plastic surgery
>greasy hair
>ill fitting bikini top
>tan due to lack of sun screen
>necklace (choking hazard)
>pierced ears (infection risk)
Could you have picked a more disgusting specimen? I sincerely hope you bros aim higher than this bridge troll after MOASS.

>> No.50339003

All of this shit is just to plant the seed of doubt and scare the masses before it starts to run. It’s the mouse and the elephant

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good catch

>> No.50339012

Was here earlier this week.

>> No.50339022

kek baggies

>> No.50339044

How would the masses connect this new rule to the MOASS though? Most people don't even know what an ETF is

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>But we need them to stop shorting it at some point.

>> No.50339059

Coming down from a 300ug acid trip, can i get a qrd on the last couple of hours? Have niggerfaggot an heroed yet?

>> No.50339069

dave lauer will explain it to them

>> No.50339071

Any 1:1 or leveraged long GME ETF will be a straight donation to Kenny. No shares are backed up and the ETFs will not squeeze, they will actually plummet.
Any short GME ETF will be unsellable and you will be margin called into the millions.

>> No.50339073

I will say though, no matter what they do and how they struggle and cheat?
08 proved people can win against them and walk away.
Bury did.

>> No.50339093

We need some of them to stop shorting to WAGMI. The rest of the rocket will be powered by lums who think they can time the top, only for it to be a TSLA-style burn and they just shorted the local peak

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>> No.50339101
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trust the dwarf bros

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Indian hands typed this post.

>> No.50339114

not touching them at all but just curious, would a long gme ETF have an accelerating effect, or would there be some nefarious underlying mechanism that would work against moass?

>> No.50339133

Even the ID is brown.

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>We need some of them to stop shorting to WAGMI.
no we don't. We need them to close shorts. If they close shorts and then short it again they'll have to close again eventually. Then we get a 2nd moass. hence the infinity pool.

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>> No.50339159

Evening Frens. So we got the CPI numbers today and they say 9.1%. Anyone who actually has to budget their money knows that the CPI is a dog-and-pony show though. It doesn't include housing, citing that they are an investment vehicle. So if you rent then you're not acknowledged as existing. Rentoids indeed.

We are /biz/ though. If the CPI does not include housing then use that as an indicator to buy land. Not housing. Land. Houses are big, immobile cars. Land is what is finite. Real estate keeps up with inflation on a historical basis. Some might see that as rent-seeking but I see it as playing the game by the rules set by TPTB. Maybe we can change the game but until then we'll show them how we play.


VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v
OTHER RADIO/AUDIO: https://pastebin.com/jsv6RC5N

Good night and good luck.

>> No.50339168

How do you think ETFs make money? They are net-negative influence on price, even moreso when it's not an index and is just a single security ETF.

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>Evening Fre-ACK

>> No.50339182

Should a long GME ETF surface who do you think would benefit from it the most?

>> No.50339207

It’s superstink “we can never win they’re too powerful” fud. This stock split is going to fuck up so many brokers, especially smaller ones. Didn’t you see them desperately stop loss fishing today looking for shares? Why do you think there have been so many questionable broker responses about the split when asked about it by ledditors? It’s going to be bad. This will be their first big public exposure of fraud in this saga and it will be vindication for usxhyn22

>> No.50339212

Anon, kennoids don't even buy the shares they have to buy, what makes you think a ETF they create would be backed by anything but the full faith and credit of Citadel Securities LLC?
But after they close shorts they’re dead, which is why we need midwits to come in and do what only they can do (which is the dumbest thing possible while thinking themselves to be smart)

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Evening Frens. So we got the CPI numbers today and they say 9.1%. Anyone who actually has to budget their money knows that the CPI is a dog-and-pony show though. It doesn't include housing, citing that they are an investment vehicle. So if you rent then you're not acknowledged as existing. Rentoids indeed.

We are /biz/ though. If the CPI does not include housing then use that as an indicator to buy land. Not housing. Land. Houses are big, immobile cars. Land is what is finite. Real estate keeps up with inflation on a historical basis. Some might see that as rent-seeking but I see it as playing the game by the rules set by TPTB. Maybe we can change the game but until then we'll show them how we play.


>How to Whittle a Gnome - Step By Step Beginner Wood Carving Project

>Carve an Easter Island Head -Simple "Knife Only" Quick Tutorial

VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi

VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

OTHER GNOME/WHITTLING: https://pastebin.com/jsv6RC5N

Good night and good luck.

>> No.50339221

well that was my suspicion all along, which is why I wouldn't go near them or any etf period.

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>> No.50339225
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Every time Kenny kicks the can, it is another dry thrust that will happen when he inevitably gets fucked.

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Evening Frens. So we got the CPI numbers today and they say 9.1%. Anyone who actually has to budget their money knows that the CPI is a dog-and-pony show though. It doesn't include housing, citing that they are an investment vehicle. So if you rent then you're not acknowledged as existing. Rentoids indeed.

We are /biz/ though. If the CPI does not include housing then use that as an indicator to buy land. Not housing. Land. Houses are big, immobile cars. Land is what is finite. Real estate keeps up with inflation on a historical basis. Some might see that as rent-seeking but I see it as playing the game by the rules set by TPTB. Maybe we can change the game but until then we'll show them how we play.

In the meantime let's stay comfy. As usual I invite you to check out my pairs of shoes both old and new while you browse the web, discuss GME, or do other more passive activities. I invite you to share comfy material of your own too.

> L.L.Bean Slipper Moccasin
I've owned these for a few years and they've held up surprisingly well! I try to just wear the indoors but they get a little bit of outside use too. But usually just to take out the trash or check the mail.

> Birkenstock Arizona Sandal
I've actually never owned a pair of Birkenstocks before this summer but I gotta say, I'm a fan. They're taking a while to break in but everybody says they'll be really comfortable after a month or so.

VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi

VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

OTHER SHOE/SANDAL: https://pastebin.com/jsv6RC5rhN

Good night and good luck.

>> No.50339298

LSD is based, but bragging about it sure isn’t. We’re all going to drop acid

>> No.50339313

Uhhh game baggies, why is evil Kenny pumping bitcoin?

>> No.50339320

I like the island head

>> No.50339323

where is the flat tummy you miscreant?

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Evening Frens. So we got the CPI numbers today and they say 9.1%. Anyone who actually has to budget their money knows that the CPI is a dog-and-pony show though. It doesn't include housing, citing that they are an investment vehicle. So if you rent then you're not acknowledged as existing. Rentoids indeed.

We are /biz/ though. If the CPI does not include housing then use that as an indicator to buy land. Not housing. Land. Houses are big, immobile cars. Land is what is finite. Real estate keeps up with inflation on a historical basis. Some might see that as rent-seeking but I see it as playing the game by the rules set by TPTB. Maybe we can change the game but until then we'll show them how we play.

>Eating WingStop 'New Chicken Sandwich'


VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi

VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

OTHER HODGE/TWINS: https://pastebin.com/jsv6RC5N

Good night and good luck.

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Why do hedgies keep doing stuff like this I wonder? They have to know that making the people angrier just increases their grip on the stock. Honestly, who at this point would sell this stock for anything less rhan meme numbers? Who is this meant to be shaking off? They have to know this is futile right?

>> No.50339386

>Uhhh game baggies, why is evil Kenny pumping bitcoin?
You know how when a child gets reprimanded and, instead of taking the L and learning from it, instead doubles, triples - even quadruples - down on the reprimanded behavior? It's like that. Kennoid is being a child.

>> No.50339399

One more day, that's all they're fighting for.
Each day they survive is another day they can waste our money, pissing it down the drain while pretending it's theirs by right.
Every 24 hours they steal from us is another one they can keep denying the reality of the situation.
God it pisses me off.

>> No.50339400

I’m willing to do them a solid and sell half my stack for $250,000 per share. I really don’t want my millions to be completely worthless but I don’t really care

>> No.50339420
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>complaining when you guys don't even have a gf

>> No.50339454

Also, sometime after the sneeze they realized that there is absolutely zero way this ends with them living, so they decided to make it everybody’s problem and force Uncle Sam to come to their rescue. We’ll see how that works out for them

>> No.50339468

Just tell me we're all going to be rich in a week. I can't take this bullshit. I want my money

>> No.50339473

They are fucking billionaires. They didn't get to be billionaires by losing. They always win. They lie, cheat, steal, do whatever they can to stall.

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One more day is a hell of a drug, especially if that drug is explicitly tied to whether you live or not.

>> No.50339490

Based. You're probably my favourite poster in these threads because you give everyone comfy and interesting topics to discuss aside from GME.

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Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing You Fuckin Hepcats can do about it!


I got you bro

>> No.50339503

>They always win.
That's the problem, they don't know how to cope.

>> No.50339511

wtf is an EFT ? kek and will buy more share.

>> No.50339515

>Celicus files for bankruptcy


>> No.50339534

They haven't lost yet. I am not celebrating till I have my riches in hand and see their corpses dragged through the streets. As far as I'm concerned, the MOASS isn't a sure thing until it's over.

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>We’ll see how that works out for them
The messaging from the Brandon administration that wall street should not expect a bailout is honestly the funniest part of this whole saga.
>pay Democrats to rig 2020 because Orange Julius Caesar's tariff regime was making offshoring too expensive and your feefees got hurt
>insert someone who's literally too incompetent to save you
>retail grabs Wall Street by the nuts and is doing speedbag drills by buying and holding shares of one single overly shorted company
>hedgies fw

>> No.50339545

>They always win
Maybe 99.9% of the time, but there are rare times they do indeed lose. They definitely don't go down easy that's for sure. They will fight tooth and nail until their last breath.

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They'll literally die if they don't. They work with organized crime, they know about the barrel and they don't want to go in the barrel.

>> No.50339567

not in my timezone

>> No.50339572

You need to kill yourself sooner than later

>> No.50339579
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it really is goddamn hilarious

>> No.50339583

>The messaging from the Brandon administration that wall street should not expect a bailout is honestly the funniest part of this whole saga.

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I have dibs on breeding Kira once I'm a billionaire. Gonna see how many kids I can put through her tight tummy

>> No.50339619
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uhhh buckbreakerbros?

>> No.50339635

Like I said. They haven't lost yet. I will not celebrate or ease up until they do. Reddit is soft as fuck, a lot of them think this is a "sure thing" and it's "only a matter of time". Me, I just want my fucking money and I want the hedgies dead.

>> No.50339647

Where can I buy this NFT? I will pay 5 million for it post moass

>> No.50339646

CNBC reported it

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I don't know but I can't wait until we Kaiji the entire market.

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>the SEC has just voted this in. No notice to the public, just completely fucking random and out of nowhere.
So if stock ETFs can now be borrowed against by market makers to short stocks and extend fails to deliver, what catalyst do we have for MOASS? Isn't this just more can kicking? Will a nation wide market crash actually be enough? Holy fuck this is infuriating.

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>retail grabs Wall Street by the nuts and is doing speedbag drills by buying and holding shares of one single overly shorted company

>> No.50339694

Tomorrow at 4AM I am going to WAGSO.

>> No.50339697

The market will never crash. The hedgies will never stop shorting. If the splivvy doesn't do anything the only THE ONLY hope is a NFT dividend but Ryan Cohen doesn't have the balls to do that and open himself to lawsuits. We're fucked

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I thought they killed that little nigga, is he back?
It's a full moon tonight, are they going to time some kind of announcement for the full moon given that they've been repeating the whole moon mission MOASS mantra?

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wait a sec. didn't we already have the "buck moon" meme? did CERN warp us back before the buck moon?

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Uh, wut mean? Autists Assemble!!

>> No.50339732

they wouldn't be taking this action if it wasn't absolutely needed

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cannot stop winning

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Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

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How funny would it be if the gamestop dividend forced hedgies to buy outrageously priced .gif files. Would that even be possible? *honk*

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wait is dunkie just tummyanon larping

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I don't get it, what's so special about the metaboys?

>> No.50339834

>not wearing sunscreen
don't bother roping
the sun will do the job for society

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they're meta.

>> No.50339848
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>> No.50339859

Is a single digit amount of shares in CS enough to make it?

>> No.50339864

I don't have a gf but I'm still a future billionaire

>> No.50339870

their syntax all scream homosexual. I think tummynigger was also that one anon who kept on posting Klokov.

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>>retail grabs Wall Street by the nuts and is doing speedbag drills by buying and holding shares of one single overly shorted company

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learn from history, friend.

>> No.50339895

Funny timing.

>> No.50339930
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Has there been a recent rule change that's helped hedge funds at all?

>> No.50339934

what a Cohencidence

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thats the spirit brethren

we know how they do whats the big deal

>> No.50339943

Today in fact. Mere days before the divvy so they can once again kill MOASS in it's tracks

>> No.50339951

Enjoy the detectable amounts of oxybenzone and other chemicals a month after use. Assuming, of course, they actually got the formula right, and it's not known carcinogen benzene

>> No.50339952

huh weird... :D

>> No.50339975

Does anyone need any graphic designing done?

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>> No.50340010

No. Hedgies are fucked.

>> No.50340012
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idk if we ever truly love our partners in its true form
but in a world (or view of) where the social hierarchy is greater in value than the virtues and ideals of man;

you're allowed to be as logical as you want about your girl


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>> No.50340024

id like a whiff of that

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Or just to make you think that and give the shills fuel to fud that idea. Rememer when the algo used to actually pump in cycles. I wonder why it stopped doing that. It's almost like this actually can end from a margin call. Flat line chads were always right.

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here's more

double the ass, double the WAGMI


>> No.50340048
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unike you baggie i dont live in a 3rd world country and my glorious nation has banned oxybenzone

not to mention my beautiful wife is a dermotologist and has specially formulated an all natural organic sunscreen for me with an R value of 34 and SPF of 1600

picrel (its you)

melanomies BTFO

>> No.50340054

>I wonder why it stopped doing that.
It didn't, the cycles are just very tiny now. zoom WAY in.

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comfy on my way to maoss we ha

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>> No.50340088

It's like you didn't even understand my point. If we can agree that the algo is in control of the price can we ask ourselves why are the cycles getting smaller? Why is the floor quite literally raising while the ceiling gets lower?

>> No.50340092
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Tell Mao I said hi

>> No.50340096
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>They are going to FTD 4x the current number of shares in the wild using single security leveraged ETF's.

>> No.50340100

White/tan Chad reporting in. I am blessed with blond hair, blue green eyes and yet skin that tans instead of burning. So I don't need sunscreen, and it feels good. White people just can't stop winning.

>> No.50340103
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>the SEC just approved single stock leveraged ETFs
>just in time for the split dividend
An ETF based on a single stock doesn't even make any fucking sense, it literally defeats the purpose of an ETF. The fucking company can't even opt out of it, GME can't decide this, it's forced on them. They don't even try to hide it anymore.

>> No.50340118

ok sure

>> No.50340128

>It's like you didn't even understand my point
Nope. I stopped reading your post after the 3rd sentence.

>> No.50340143

is this solely so shf can swap their short bags onto retail?

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this nigga trying to harness meme magic he cant control, many such cases

>> No.50340154

What are they gonna call the GME one? GMQ?

>> No.50340160

europe has similar bull/bear certificates, it's for leverage as an alternative to playing options or futures.

>> No.50340165

>Caring about a short GME ETF
Brool story co, creating more FTD's and finding new ways to push the price down doesn't absolve anyone of the singular fact that more shares are in existence than should be. When, not if, when they aren't delivered because they literally can't be it just means everything still gets removed and put on blockchain because the entire stock market is inherently fraudulent and commits crimes on a daily basis that are punishable by death - namely the mass counterfeiting of currency through the sale of shares that should not exist.

>> No.50340167

Post hand. I want to book your beautiful dermatologist wife if it looks good.

>> No.50340170

duh. they're just gonna short it more and in the end we get paid more

1 more day = $100,000,000 million more.

>> No.50340177

i lost my shit with x20 tesla bears i hate that jew musk so much you wouldn't believe

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They are definitely getting more brazen which is a good thing because it means they are desperate. Although you have to wonder what else can they conjure out of nowhere to help them keep kicking the can?

>> No.50340208

If you're going to make a LARP post, do your research. Oxybenzone in sunscreen is only banned in the notoriously 1st world nations of Aruba and Palau

>> No.50340227

this type of instrument is generally a gambling type scam, you lose on the daily releveraging decay, you lose on bid/ask spread (and the MM widens the spread later during the day or pulls the bid/ask entirely during volatility, you lose to time decay (theta) and fees (transaction fee and/or management fee)

>> No.50340238

So now that the dust has settled... What did Bryan mean by his tweets about China's train system?

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Results speak for themselves

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>> No.50340254

We're both saying the same thing. Some anons and shills are losing their shit over this new sec rule as if it changes anything or allows Ken to kick the can. Moass is literally happening right now and theres nothing they can do to prevent it. Like I said flat chad are right.

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>everything still gets removed and put on blockchain
The possibility for this exists, Matthew, a loopring Dev mentions the use of NFTs as an asset.
The problem is the legality. Gamestop cannot just withdraw their shares from the DTCC on a whim, the only thing at this point to force a recall is locking the float. Unless I'm missing something and there are more catalysts? Maybe a nation-wide market crash?

Not going to lie, watching the SEC pull this shit so blatantly actually makes me SEETH.

>> No.50340282

Your wife sucks at her job. You should divorce her before the MOASS.

>> No.50340298
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>Like I said flat chad are right.
Thank you. I'm an OG fractal/flat schizo. I think we're gonna flatline vertically soon.

>> No.50340301

>Moass is literally happening right now and theres nothing they can do to prevent it.
This. Scholars will debate on if it started on a Tuesday or a Wednesday, but they will all agree that it started this week.

>> No.50340306

I've seen troons with manlier hands

>> No.50340330
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i don't allow her to work
i let her educate herself with a petty pursuit but now she tends to my offspring and teaches them traditional values

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I think it started with the sneeze. We've been in the belly of the beast for over a year now, and we're about to get shit out and see the tail.

>> No.50340360

Yes the possibility still exists and no it does not require all shares being registered, that would be ultra nightmare end of the financial world for all time fuel. GME is only going to create so many shares to issue as part of the dividend issuance of the stock split, when people holding on brokers do not receive their shares after the split it's game over. If GME gets hard proof that more shares are held on brokers than should be (there are vastly more held on brokers than should exist) because some folks holding with brokers don't get their shit, it's a wrap. That literally starts the 90 day timer for removal from the DTCC. That will happen after date of record, which is the 18th, and it'll be the next fucking day, which is the 19th, which is when GME is told how many shares they will need to create as a function of the date of record happening the day prior. October 19th is the end of all of this fake-ass fugazi fuck shit jumping through hoops retardation, and I will be buying directly through CS every god-blessed day that I fucking can until that day.

>> No.50340363

Thanks for including a diagram of such a foul and wretched beast.

>> No.50340416

I’m also white and very handsome but burn up in the sun from being too Aryan. Even Egyptians rubbed crap on their skin so not to die

>> No.50340432

Should I buy TSLQ?

>> No.50340465

>bet on company failing, the antithesis of investing
>get mad that the company is successful and you got fucked on your overleveraged bet
You reap what you sow

>> No.50340478

Stop eating seed oils and you'll find you don't burn anymore.

>> No.50340477
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you'll never have a hand like chadshill's hand
it's over for you
kek handies

>> No.50340479

>I’m also white and very handsome
>Should I buy TSLQ?
If you were white and handsome you would buy GME.

>> No.50340486

That's what shirts and hats are for

>> No.50340512
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I don't know if this is commonly known, but Lum used to be a GME bull in the days before /GME/, which began as /GPG/ GME Pump General. Prior to Jan 25, 2021, when /GPG/, spun off, /smg/ had been a GME bull thread for months, pumped by the coomcat and that one guy who liked some ticker that started with an L. In the mid January runup from single digits to the 80s, Lum did many /smg/ bakes that were completely Lum loves GME themed. The amazingly petty thing that happened is, when GME continued to run in the historic run of the next few days after the 25th, Lum slept on it and forgot to buy. You can see this detailed in the threads, and some sad Lum threads dedicated to how GME would crash and it was fine that they didn't buy. Mind you, that is Lum saying that GME would go no higher... when it was in the 80s and 90s.
Soon it would go above 450.
Lum was so salty that they became the FUDder that they have been for over a year. The entire story of Lum can be boiled down to, of all things, Aesop's sour grapes.

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>> No.50340533

eat my seed

>> No.50340536

Wow this fucking market. I really have lost all faith in this place not gme.

>> No.50340564


>> No.50340615

Who the fuck is paying for the leverage? Are you fucking telling me that this maelstrom of market exposure is going to get 4x larger, because somebody has to be footing the bill of this leverage.
Guys, I think we are about to witness the economy get spiked into the ground so hard it comes out in China before hitting the moon on the other side.

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and shorts?

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>retail grabs Wallstreet by the nuts and is doing speedbag drills
I made some stupid OC for you

>> No.50340677
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For once we really, really need RC to tweet.

>> No.50340683

>>386647915 Is MOASS it?

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kek thank you anon

>> No.50340699

Shorting is just gambling and it only makes markets dishonest.

>> No.50340705
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Good work

>> No.50340737

new wallpaper thanks

>> No.50340766
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Wow that seems really, pathetically familiar somehow.

>> No.50340773

I agree, futures and derivatives really blow my mind too, its all this game of "how can we take a method for companies to raise funds to serve their customers and turn it into this gigantic game of statistical chicken fighting with trillions of dollars created off the backs of people who only buy ETFs because they don't want the value of their money to be lost to the FED printing ad infinitum so we can givve handouts to countries that actively count on our downfall.

>> No.50340790

Everyone knows (((why))).
Nobody is allowed to say it.

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Haha that is a good joke haha

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>> No.50340875
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you mean the "hidden meaning people"?

>> No.50340883
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>my beautiful wife is a dermotologist

>> No.50340894
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we..we... need to short stocks to provide liquidity. Just please sell you shares.

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>> No.50340926
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>you do not have a beautiful wife

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Does it rhyme with cough child?

>> No.50340966
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>lucky 7's
summon Him

>> No.50340988
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Checked. With enough consecutive dubs, we can conjure him.

>> No.50341003

I think we can do it

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When does publix close?

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publix should be closed...down.

>> No.50341053
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>when the world needed him most, he vanished

>> No.50341060

false and heterodox

>> No.50341066
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kinda like rubbing a magic lantern

>> No.50341115
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Checked, the magic is multiplying I can feel it

>> No.50341130

FeeChads we were right all along

>> No.50341134

you are all baggies

>> No.50341148

buck moon energy. We squeeze tomorrow.

>> No.50341158

I first saw the following clip early into my investing journey. Now I understand it better than ever.


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nor do i find myself behind the wheel of a large automobile

>> No.50341207

I get excited thinking about the tight tummies. Thank you fren for inspiring hope.

>> No.50341221

each crash is bigger than the last. guess it's better than communism tho.

>> No.50341228

Hey, today I was registering to ramp to buy some nfts from GME. At the moment of the KYC id registration, I went ahead and made a screenshot of my passport from my computer screen. I just had a beer, mac on my belly. There was no way I would to go to my desk to take a picture. Such a smart move, right? "Worst comes worst they'll ask me to take another picture". Well, not exactly. I got banned directly and without explanation.

Today I contacted again the customer service and from the FAQs I realized that I violated the ToS because of the damn screenshot. You might be thinking that it was a dumb move (and it was). However, I find myself permanently banned without the possibility of appeal. Apart from making a stupid choice, I did not do anything wrong or unlawful.

Just a heads up. I wouldn't trust my money to be managed by someone who treats new customers this rudely.

Would be open to answer any questions from a Ramp rep here.

>> No.50341244

It won't be a long etf will it? It'll be an inverse etf that they'll continue to short through because what the fuck else can they even do at this point?

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umm... crypto baggies?


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>> No.50341264

No matter if it's the state taking over the companies or the companies taking over the state, the end result is the same and neither is desirable.

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Who the fuck cares? This isn't your blog.

>> No.50341317

>Such a smart move, right?
you fucked up bro!

Oh well. Fuck Ramp. Just buy from Banx or layerswap.

>> No.50341333
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What other operas should I see bros? I saw Madama Butterfly last night and it was very moving. My schizo senses tell me we're going into a deep fucking depression if not outright societal collapse and I wanna experience the sublime before everything goes to shit and I'm caving in my faggot npc neighbour's head with an axe.

>> No.50341339

Ramp is and has been dogshit in my experience of trying to use it, I just use an actual exchange I'm already set up on and then transfer my shit to the GME wallet that I intend on making purchases with to use on the marketplace. There's a reason why they wave all fees. Other than that I've had a great time.

>> No.50341340

>financial restructuring
they're going to $0

>> No.50341388

ETFs can't go negative in value, they aren't margined, thus no direct shorting. Inverse ETFs are options or swaps only. The fund itself could expose itself to unreasonable risk, but the buyers aren't liable other than their shares in the ETF being worthless.

>> No.50341462

que pasa?

>> No.50341463
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jesus fucking christ they're really going to drag this out as much as possible. what fucking psychopaths' are we dealing with here

>> No.50341476
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>this is a good thing!
>don't withdraw!
>not that we would let you anyways!

>> No.50341535

Remember that arc where we thought Gary was a good boy? Not a bought and paid for rat basterd? I member

>> No.50341557

Sounds like percolating liquidity

>> No.50341568

My brother in Christ, people in these threads have talked about committing a financial jihad against the powers that be and you're surprised they're leading a crusade of their own against it? Are you actually retarded or just playing one for the movie when it comes out after this all gets resolved? I'll give you an extremely schizoid hint about how this all shakes out - Ryan Chohen holds 9,101,000 shares of GME currently. Take the first four digits and reverse them, you get 1019 - aka 10/19, or October 19th, which will be exactly ninety days from the day after the date of record on which GME receives the number of shares they have to create to issue as the dividend. This all ends three months from that date when GME is notified they have to create to issue vastly more shares than should be possible, giving them full authorization to remove everything from the DTCC and take it to their own blockchain exchange. I'm not even the first person to notice this. For BBBY he holds 9,450,000 which reversed gets you 0549 or May 49th, which is actually May 19th of next year when the same occurs.

You don't get to go around saying you hope people have to jump off skyscrapers without them doing everything in their power to try and make you jump first. I'm retarded and balls deep in this and hate the current state of finance more than is possible to be put into words but even I know this. Now you do too.

>> No.50341587

*June 19th, I gotta take a doodoo so I got the date wrong for BBBY.

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ample liquidity, actually

>> No.50341597
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This was always about squeezing the DTCC, there is no middle-ground. The system must be purged.

>> No.50341602

What the fuck is a Gamestop and where can I get one?

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>> No.50341625

Someone please just tell me we're gonna make it in the next week or two. Tell me the last year and a half hasn't been for aught

>> No.50341632

kek in clownworld that's like one street of average suburban homes.

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I'm going to need another job. Great news.

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>My brother in Christ, people in these threads have talked about committing a financial jihad against the powers that be and you're surprised they're leading a crusade of their own against it?
The most hilarious part is that they were gonna dump the market during covid anyway but we showed up like a rock in their gears and now they can't let it crash without us making enough money to restructure the entire financial system.

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Awful plot twist. Ruined the character.

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>making enough money to restructure the entire financial system
personally id rather leave that in the hands of a wrinkle brain ape
dave lauer perhaps?
he is after all our champion for market reformation

>> No.50341710

Been waging away so haven’t don much reading, what can we expect tomorrow and in the immediate future. A slow crawl upwards, crabbing, or is gonna rip soon without needing ti wait 2 weeks or 90 days or some gay shit?

>> No.50341712

>Are you actually retarded
>I'll give you an extremely schizoid
i dont fuck with the schizoid shit
>You don't get to go around saying you hope people have to jump off skyscrapers without them doing everything in their power to try and make you jump first
thank you for putting it into perspective.
enjoy your doo doo

>> No.50341729

they had me in the first half

>> No.50341736

TA says its going to dump pretty hard for the next two weeks or so
best to sell now and buy back in after the split desu

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>You don't get to go around saying you hope people have to jump off skyscrapers without them doing everything in their power to try and make you jump first.
The only way I would jump first is if I absolutely needed the money, perhaps due to a market crash or a recession, which... oops, triggers my trap card MOASS.

>> No.50341786
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My friend who is late to the party finally started to DRS his shit through vanguard, and on the phone they said it should be a normal process, but he got this email. Should he act on this? I remember a while back when the DRS thing got popular and people were hearing the 30/60 days for a transfer time, and demanding the compliance officer speed that up.

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>> No.50341813

We're on the brink of Minecraft, why wouldn't you just lose your doshit fiat then come out swinging your diamond pickaxe?

>> No.50341814

He's fucked. He waited too long.

>> No.50341828

corporate compliance office, stat.

>> No.50341871

Yeah, that's what I'm going to recommend. Vanguard has long ass phone times from my experience, so I was hoping an anon could confirm min the 30-day thing was an over estimate.

>> No.50341870

>vanguard to fidelity
>fidelity to computershare
He'd have in done in less than a week

>> No.50341889
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>An errand boy, sent by merchants, to collect the bill.

>> No.50341899

5 business days tops.

>> No.50341933

Other than CS, Vanguard is the most boomerish company in finance. They say 30 days to cover their asses, but it should be a lot sooner. Also, your friend is a retard for choosing now to DRS.

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>> No.50341974

Yeah he's a good friend and personally dependable, but he can be a lazy piece of shit at times when it comes to shit he needs to do for himself.
I'd tell him to do >>50341870 if I didn't think he'd shy from the effort.

>> No.50341976

They get 3-5 days MAX by law. Anything else is just Jedi mind tricks. It’s an automated process. They literally just press a button. That email just gave me a boner though. It really means they’re all fucked aren’t they?

>> No.50341994

>getting anything DRSd until after the 22nd
Nobody tell them

>> No.50342012

That's why I made sure the support monkey had actually initiated the DRS process before hanging up when I did it.

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>> No.50342038

see >>50341814

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Controlled demolition. Life's a lot easier when you know the plan.

>> No.50342179

Basically yes. Rather than caring who is committing fraud in finance (it's everyone, every fucking broker to the last) it's more prudent to care about the organization that directly enables and is complicit in their fraud first. Once that's settled you don't even have to give a shit about the brokers, the alternative is blockchain ownership of shares you can withdraw to a cold wallet of your choice or if you elect to participate in the fake and gay current system then direct register your shit with the applicable transfer agent. Although at this point I'm beginning to believe even they may be compromised, just not all of them.
I already got a second one. I work 70-80 hours a week now so I can keep buying directly through computershare every time I get paid on top of taking care of the rest of my financial responsibilities.
Maximumus Keks
Lauer has been compromised the entire time, either through ignorance and omission if assuming good faith or obvious and blatant misdirection if assuming bad. I give him zero thought as I always have, as I always gave the SEC and Gensler especially ever possibly not being rotten to the fucking core.
It was a rough one, had to get in the shower when I was done. Would've been half a roll to resolve otherwise and stank booty ain't my thing.
I wouldn't sell even if it meant I died. It's just too fucking funny to hold. Not "haha" funny, "fuck you you absolutely devoid of any sense of morality scum-sucking pieces of shit lalalalaweewa you will never have this I piss on all you create" funny.

>> No.50342184

that's a nice brapper, M'lady

>> No.50342261

>Garbage data



>Corrupt goberment


>> No.50342269

It's just the standard email, I got the same one when I was DRSing shares back in Febuary. Mine was still done within the week. If it doesn't happen within 5 days THEN he should be worried but this email is nothing special

>> No.50342281

>If it doesn't happen within 5 days THEN he should be worried
It's too late. DRS requests right now are too close to the split date.

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>Just hodl for over 100 years

>> No.50342302

Uh, no, it rhymes with spike, you, broodin', and kuntermensch.

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So are these new bullshit single-stock etfs going to impede moass or what? It's still happening this year right? Fuck the GODDAMN SEC.

>> No.50342316

Moon already so I can leave my wife

>> No.50342328

Correct. Imagine if coke can do that, what GME can do in 100 years.

>> No.50342339

Anon... you should probably leave your wife before it moons, or you'll lose over $100,000,000,000 in the divorce

>> No.50342348

just leave her now so you don't have to give her anything after the divorce

>> No.50342356

>So are these new bullshit single-stock etfs going to impede moass or what?
They wouldn't have been announced if they were going to be effective. They would have just used it. Unless they wanted the public to know so they'll have bag holders to stave off one more day

>> No.50342362

Kek crypto baggies. It's hilarious that it's pumping after Celsius announced they're going bankrupt.

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you're going to love the ending

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The fact that they needed to make up a new rule a week before the split dividend means they are absolutely desperate. They will kick the can until it cannot be kicked anymore. This is a war of attrition. We must endure and let them bleed out and die, whoever long it takes.

>> No.50342402

till death do us part, not until I get sick of you and I split. Love of two is one, what god brings together let no man separate. People like make marriage mean nothing. I get it though, our culture has corrupted every person and meaningful institution at this point. We're all just products of this sickness now. Still, unless she cheated on you, what a cop out...

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>> No.50342410

Yeah because when I think of a well meaning person I imagine someone who looks like this lmao.

>> No.50342413

Yes, it's more can kicking methods. Except this time more people are going to get fucked harder when the markets crash.

>> No.50342437

hes started to look more and more cocky as time has gone on. At first he looked bright eyed and honest, modest and ready to fight for market fairness. Now hes always got his chin up just a little too high, he has a spiteful look in his eye. Like you know hes just getting off 247 on how hes raw dogging retail

>> No.50342494

He looks like the most stereotypical Jew I've ever seen, and I say this without looking at his early life on wikipedia.

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He has always looked like a fish demon. You guys trusted this?

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>> No.50342635

I guess I'm too far in. If you insist the show gets better then I'll power through it. No skipping episodes though. That's for faggots and communists.

>> No.50342652

hey lightning

>> No.50342656

use your money to make your relationship work. Even if she's fat and not as attractive as she once was, get her on board with getting healthier and you two can work out together instead of going to the wage cage for 8 hours a day. Divorce is never the answer.

>> No.50342663

I really cannot think of a response that continues my show metaphor for that one. I guess we just had way more faith back then while they had way more hope.

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I believe it's called "the Innsmouth look."

>> No.50342723

Bros I think the Celsius happening is a preview of what's going to happen to GME holders that didn't DRS and have shares with shitty brokers. You won't lose your shares, and you will get it back. Eventually.

>> No.50342797

Right now I have 300 shares in computershare and 300 in a fidelity cash account. I assume I will get all my shares from fidelity, but after the splividend, I will DRS the rest because fuck them and that is when they will be in need of shares the most.

>> No.50342862

>Right now I have 300 shares in computershare and 300 in a fidelity cash account.
The Chad Loadout. Fidelity is probably fine.

>> No.50342902

You have almost twice as much as me because I bought dog shit silver and gold

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Goodnight frens. I hope to have dreams of MOASS and hedgies flying off ledgies.

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>Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

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>> No.50343057

Why bother going through the trouble of moving to FL wen he's donezo?

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He’s constructing the spire. Atop sits the heart of the citadel, the source of all this corruption

>> No.50343136

as long as your shares are not in a margin account and any margin accounts you have do not have outstanding debts, yeah, Fidelity is fine

>> No.50343174

YO is that real??
>YO id

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> yes

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G'night, fren.

>> No.50343622

six times as much as me