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So round 4 is when all the candidates go in person to "meet the team".

Show up, 4 HR roasties for 30 minutes, then we meet the engineer team, all men, they dont care and think its a waste of time

total 7 candidates. We made a group chat. I am 5'8. and most of the others are around the same height except 2 people who are 5'11-6'1.

yes the tall dudes got to the next round and the rest were rejected.

tech is doomed.

>> No.50333532

>>50333485
get a recruiter and make hardline demands. 3 interviews max, all virtual.

>> No.50333538

>referring to the people who are in charge of your fate as roasties
>think it's a waste of time to meet future employees
Hmm wonder why you didn't get the job.

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>>50333485
>go in person to "meet the team"
lmao do wagies really?
t. fully remote chad

>> No.50333652

>>50333485
Just apply for a different company retard. Who gives a shit.

>> No.50333749
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>>50333485
what does HR stand for?

>> No.50333758

>>50333485
More incel schizo ramblings. Just die already parasite nobody gives a fuck about your made up scenarios where the evil FeeEeeMaLess did you wrong lmao.

Bad things happen to you because you are a disgusting, hateful, putrid, antisocial, cancerous, miserable, vile and pathetic manchild. You are a chore to be around and you make everyone wanna blow their brains every time you open your shithole mouth and spew your usual schizo ramblings

>> No.50333776

>>50333749
horrible roasties

>> No.50333816

>>50333776
why are you mocking me

>> No.50333863

>>50333485
>I am 5'8
Oh no no no

>> No.50334259

>start work at a small company
>~12 employees only 1 woman
>great environment handling contracts well above it's weight class
>is successful
>company grows to ~40 employees
>boss and his second in command handled all recruitment and staffing
>really down to earth and no nonsense
>gets a dedicated hr department because they're just too busy or simply don't want to
>is staffed by some horrible 50 year old witch with no kids and her 22 year old niece
>she wants to host endless meetings about bullshit
>decides she doesn't like someone and then makes them have "reviews" all the time
>company continues to grow
>new hires are all young inexperienced people full of hot air and no talent
>old guard start to jump ship
>new senior positions are given to new hires instead of those that stay
>office has half a dozen women who seem to do nothing productive and just make powerpoints and waste everyone's time now
>projects take way longer than they did when there were just 30 people
>boss is constantly stressed out to fuck now
>everyone wastes half their time on bullshit now
>i jump ship to another small company
that was in 2013 i can only imagine it's worse now
women in the workplace is a mistake

>> No.50334349

>>50333485
how can you tell height from a group chat?
your head is slightly lower on camera?
OK, so... maybe you could get a booster seat for meetings so you appear 6'+?
sounds like a pretty easy problem to solve...
although maybe a little humiliating, but a booster seat doesn't cost much.

>> No.50334461

>>50334349
> in person
> served food

>> No.50334553

>>50333538
>treating women as human beings instead of as the baby making sandwich makers they are
fuck off simp.

>> No.50334613

>>50334259
Only HOT women should ever be hired, and ONLY for secretarial or assistant positions. They should be treated like pieces of ass and should never be allowed to move beyond their wagie positions.

>> No.50334807

>>50334613
agree and also they should give sex when asked

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>8 interview rounds
American?

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> interviewing 7 candidates in a single group chat
Bizarre.

>> No.50334944

>>50334461
oh sorry, misread.
then it's even easier, just ask the waitress for a booster seat.

>> No.50334968

>>50334461
If you couldn’t recognize the avocado toast from the food selection, how did you expect to get through this round?

>> No.50335061

>>50333758
Unironically this. OPs breath probably smells like old milk, too. What a fuckin loser. Get fucked, manlet.

>> No.50335121

>>50334807
This.

>> No.50335173

>>50333485
I had an interview with Grant Thornton and had a group exercise/presentation and 1 on 2 interview.

Group exercise had one guy who read some buzzwords and kept spouting them off like a cuck and there was a intern who was applying who was like 16 so I made an effort to get her involved. Did well in the project but in the 1 on 2 interview it was a manlet and a HR women. Manlet was the only male on the team of 6 or so women who I met and loved me in my suit.

Questions were things like use an adjective to describe yourself, like nothing that would show my strengths. Didn't get the job and think it was the manlet seethe as the HR roastie loved me. Feedback was I didn't talk about more of the world economy. When all they asked about was adjectives and what the course was like.

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>>50334553
(You)

>> No.50335259

neetchads, will we ever stop winning?

>> No.50335271

>>50334613
Holy based

>> No.50335305

>>50333538
>is HR roastie
nigger gtfo go suck jewish semen its your job YOU FUCKING WHORE

>> No.50335446

>>50333749
Human Resources

>> No.50335455

>>50333758
>>50335061
t. buttblasted femoids
show tits whores

>> No.50337391

>>50333485
group interviews? you are just asking to fail at this point. Why are you people so pathetic. I feel like I should go out and ask for more money now. I am surrounded my mediocracy. I'm not even that smart I'm just not as pathetic. STOP BEING SUCH A PATHETIC FAGGET AND DEMAND MORE RESPECT HOLY FUCK

>> No.50337434

>>50333485
if you cant even be bothered to be taller than the other candidates why would you even bother to show up? fucking retard, kys

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>>50335173
>Questions were things like use an adjective to describe yourself, like nothing that would show my strengths. Didn't get the job and think it was the manlet seethe as the HR roastie loved me.
>use an adjective to describe yourself
should have said "tall"

>> No.50338242

>>50333538
>>>/lgbt///

>> No.50338256

>>50333485
Heh
Should have work platform shoes

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