/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50324421]

INFLATION EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50319863

[Anonymous No.50324444]

Everything changed since yesterday afternoon. This pump is real and sustainable. Lot of things to look forward to. They're looking up!

[Anonymous No.50324451]

>>50324444
checked

[Anonymous No.50324461]

green Futures = retail fomo

[Anonymous No.50324462]

>>50324444
Fake CPI leak to trap us bear bros.

[Anonymous No.50324471]

I endorse gay sex.

[Anonymous No.50324476]

>>50324444
checked
watching
learning
staying in my lane

[Anonymous No.50324484]

>>50324461
essentially this
s&p -0.50% by today's end

[Anonymous No.50324486]

Amon that recommended Macy's suit pants you're no good. They're too tight and gay. Hug my ass thighs and calves. Supposed to be standard fit not faggy slim.
Shirts r okay.

[Anonymous No.50324501]

Good morning good morning

[Anonymous No.50324508]

Come on buddy,my puts are waiting

[Anonymous No.50324526]

>>50324486
>taking dress advice from a bunch of cock posters

[Anonymous No.50324536]

hold me bros....

[Anonymous No.50324553]

Anyone else lose their touch? I used to be a shit hot investor. I started investing in June of 2020 and at one point my portfolio was up nearly 30% in a month (roughly $1200). Wall Street guys would kill for returns like that. People are happy with 7% returns on the year and In my prime I was up 30%. Anyways I seemed to have lost my golden touch. Anyone else in the same boat?

[Anonymous No.50324558]

>>50324526
I just need suit pants for work. Man.
I wear the same pair everyday.

[Anonymous No.50324563]

>>50324501
Good mourning.

[Anonymous No.50324573]

Siga technologies homophobes

[Anonymous No.50324577]

>>50324558
i just poop my jeans and smear it until they turn an elegant brown colour perfect for the workplace

[Anonymous No.50324578]

So are we up overnight for no reason? The data isn't even out yet

[Anonymous No.50324581]

>>50324501
A very good morning to you, too.

[Anonymous No.50324583]

>>50324553
>I started investing in June of 2020 and at one point my portfolio was up nearly 30% in a month (roughly $1200)
I hope this is bait lmao

[Anonymous No.50324588]

today I'm just gambling. This is the last time CPI might peak before the recession is killing inflation.

[Anonymous No.50324587]

>>50324553
Everybody was making money back then, it was a bubble. You'd have to be a retard to not make money in that environment.
Now, of course, the market is busy shitting itself.

[Anonymous No.50324593]

>>50324553
bro 20-21 was the golden bull run years. this is just the inevitable bear market correction

[Anonymous No.50324594]

>>50324553
You got lucky, do not correlate it to skill. Once you let it go to your head and think you’re some big hot shot that’s when reality knocks you down a notch.

[Anonymous No.50324596]

Bad? Good.

[Anonymous No.50324597]

Why didn't I buy gas calls I act so fucking poor

[Anonymous No.50324603]

THE JEWS ARE IMPATIENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

[Anonymous No.50324609]

>>50324536
4 minutes

[Anonymous No.50324617]

Good? Bad.

[Anonymous No.50324625]

>>50324471
First we were betting on forcefeeding people mutant fish.

Then we bet on them having to get the gas they need to live from trash.

Now we're just rooting for fags to give each other a smallpox relative?

Do I have that about right?

[Anonymous No.50324627]

>>50324486
I buy everything for business casual dress from uniqlo even though their fits kinda suck now.

[Anonymous No.50324630]

>>50324596
>>50324617
slow your roll, chomo. Show me your papers

[Anonymous No.50324633]

its fucking over

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50324644]

Are you ready for the CPI data? I heard it's going to show that inflation has peaked and we've transitioned into more stability, with equitable inclusivity for consumers throughout all of America not just on wall street, but on main street too.

[Anonymous No.50324645]

let the peepee hit the poo
let the peepee hit the poo
let the peepee hit the

[Anonymous No.50324646]

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg0yRHUEQQ0
good luck today gentlemen

[Anonymous No.50324649]

Look at that,mumu.

[Anonymous No.50324650]

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.50324668]

>That CPI
It's unironically over.

[Anonymous No.50324673]

>>50324645
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50324674]

>10.2
10.2
>10.2
10.2
>10.2
10.2
>10.2
10.2
>10.2
10.2
>10.2
10.2
>10.2
10.2
>10.2
10.2

[Anonymous No.50324675]

HAPPENING
CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
>CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
>CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
>CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
>CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM

[Anonymous No.50324677]

1 MINUTE!

[Anonymous No.50324679]

This thread is early. Stop posting in it!

[Anonymous No.50324685]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50324687]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50324689]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50324691]

HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.50324708]

Would you look at that.

[Anonymous No.50324712]

that fucking candle jesus christ

[Anonymous No.50324711]

WHAT THE ABSOULTE FUCK

[Anonymous No.50324713]

SQQQbros wagmi

[Anonymous No.50324714]

THIS IS IT
THIS IS IT
THIS IS IT
HIGHER THAN EXPECTED INFLATION
LETS GOOOOO BOBO'S

[Anonymous No.50324726]

>>50324603
My entire trading methodology centers around never having to see or hear economist jews and therefore I shall not be clicking your link.

[Anonymous No.50324723]

i just saw my entire watchlist drop to red

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50324724]

>>50324553
you sound like a loser, you should go back we only keep winners around here.

[Anonymous No.50324735]

ITS OVER HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE


>>50324650
SOXL JUST DID A -10% 45 SECONDS

[Anonymous No.50324739]

Why is everyone on this board obsessed with inflation? I tired it but couldn’t get into it. A girl sticking a pump in her is kinda hot but what’s the appeal of inflating her belly? Is it really for the just for the juicy fart when it’s all over?

[Anonymous No.50324742]

>9.1%
it's fucking OVER

[Anonymous No.50324744]

ITS OVER

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.50324745]

AMABATAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

[Anonymous No.50324746]

>9.1%
GG MUMUS ITS OVER.

[Anonymous No.50324748]

OH GOD

[Anonymous No.50324749]

SELL SELL SELL ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50324754]

So we're really just going to bounce around like this huh? Fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.50324756]

>>50324625
Thought about it, and yes, you are absolutely correct. I didn't have any say in the making of the clown world we live in, but while I'm here, I might as well make some money off of it.

[Anonymous No.50324760]

9.1% ACTUAL, 8.8% EXPECTED
>9.1% ACTUAL, 8.8% EXPECTED
9.1% ACTUAL, 8.8% EXPECTED
>9.1% ACTUAL, 8.8% EXPECTED
9.1% ACTUAL, 8.8% EXPECTED
>9.1% ACTUAL, 8.8% EXPECTED
9.1% ACTUAL, 8.8% EXPECTED
>9.1% ACTUAL, 8.8% EXPECTED

[Anonymous No.50324762]

Bobros, I'm gonna jack off before work. My puts are gonna priiiiiiint

[Anonymous No.50324763]

>fed hiking rates
>inflation still going up
really makes you think

[Anonymous No.50324779]

It's over mumu. Pack it up.

[Anonymous No.50324781]

what the FUCK

[Anonymous No.50324782]

[Anonymous No.50324786]

9.1% inflation, expected 8.8%.

[Anonymous No.50324796]

This is what happens when you pussy out and don't go full Volcker.

[Anonymous No.50324797]

priced in

[Anonymous No.50324799]

VIX will hit 37.5 very soon
this will be a good time to sell credit spreads

[Anonymous No.50324802]

that was to be expected. my short are gonna print

[Anonymous No.50324803]

I'M GONNA COOMPITULATE

[Anonymous No.50324809]

>>50324760
lame

[Anonymous No.50324808]

>>50324781
was so funny seeing the s&p shoot up to +1% before the data and then literally shit itself just seconds later

[Anonymous No.50324818]

Why is QQQ still pumping

[Anonymous No.50324822]

>>50324781
Which shitcoin is that?

[Anonymous No.50324823]

>analysts expected 8.8%
>I expected fucking 8.9%
>it's 9.1%
Jesus fucking CHRIST.

[Anonymous No.50324835]

im looking to buy 1k shares of siga today or tomrrow if it hits 11.25

[Anonymous No.50324839]

>>50324796
Current favorite picrel to spam pivoters with

[Anonymous No.50324842]

>>50324797
Yeah what happened to "priced in"??? Seriously what the fuck has all the red for EIGHT FUCKING MONTHS been about other than pricing in inflation? I'm so goddamn tired of this

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50324845]

>>50324644
9.1%!!!! FUCK JOE BIDEN!!!!

[Anonymous No.50324848]

>>50324553
You adapt or you die.

[Anonymous No.50324853]

>We're on easy street, And it feels so sweet, Cause the world is but a treat, When you're on easy street
>We're on easy street, And it feels so sweet, Cause the world is but a treat, When you're on easy street
>We're on easy street, And it feels so sweet, Cause the world is but a treat, When you're on easy street
>We're on easy street, And it feels so sweet, Cause the world is but a treat, When you're on easy street

[Anonymous No.50324852]

>>50324781
Bogged.com

[Anonymous No.50324854]

I'm not buying until I see blood on the streets

And I mean literally

[Anonymous No.50324855]

>>50324823
>analysts
lol

[Anonymous No.50324873]

>>50324845
*Putin

[Anonymous No.50324871]

>>50324818
QQQ just dropped -4% in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.50324875]

Can they do the needful and sell the bonds now?

[Anonymous No.50324876]

putin inflation not bidens fault if putin didnt invade ukraine we would be fine

[Anonymous No.50324877]

Honestly surprised it's ticking up. Thought we'd have plateauing around 8% for the next few months. But a rise? Shit. Emergency Fed meeting soon.

[Anonymous No.50324878]

>>50324854

buying soxl at 4

[Anonymous No.50324879]

CIRCUIT BREAKER DAY
CIRCUIT BREAKER DAY
CIRCUIT BREAKER DAY

[Anonymous No.50324880]

>9.1
EVEN THE "FAKE" CPI IS TERRIBLE

[Anonymous No.50324881]

BAH GOD THAT'S VOLCKERS MUSIC

[Anonymous No.50324882]

Be bearish in a bear market. Be bullish in a bull market. It‘s literally that easy.

[Anonymous No.50324886]

Holy fuck bobros, I was so scared that it would pump anyways, but we made it.

[Anonymous No.50324887]

Get wrecked mumu niggers

[Anonymous No.50324889]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.50324894]

>>50324842
SOFT LANDING
2 MORE WEEKS TO FLATTEN TO A CRAB.

[Anonymous No.50324907]

>>50324880
Ya imagine what the actual number is

[Anonymous No.50324908]

So in real talk why is inflation increasing? Gas was even lower in June than it was in May and its somehow increasing inflation faster. Whats going on here?

[Anonymous No.50324912]

I literally tabbed over to look at something else for 90 seconds and I look back and SPY is down another .9% what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50324917]

>>50324877
You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.50324920]

Was kind of hoping it to dip a bit further, paycheck tomorrow so another round of DCAing for me

[Anonymous No.50324922]

>>50324880
The fake CPI said 10.1

[Anonymous No.50324923]

>>50324886
same. i bought sqqq half hour before close. but i still think there will be a pump eventually later in the week

[Anonymous No.50324927]

Today is a day to buy dividend stocks. I think I’m going to go with $2000 worth of INTC

[Anonymous No.50324929]

>>50324887
>>50324886
>>50324882
never celebrate before you've sold

[Anonymous No.50324933]

>>50324908
>Gas was even lower in June than it was in May
No it wasn't. You think they wait until June 30th to collect all the price data or something?

[Anonymous No.50324936]

>>50324880
This desu

>>50324877
>Emergency Fed meeting soon
Kino. You almost feel bad for people who kysed them too soon.

[Anonymous No.50324937]

>the cleveland fed site was completely wrong
>they shilled 8.7
fuck whoever shilled that garbage site here

[Anonymous No.50324938]

Remember they expected 1% in June alone. It still printed. 2% is the yearly target.

[Anonymous No.50324940]

>>50324907
20-30%

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50324942]

>>50324908
>That look on that dog's face next to that woman.
You just know bro.

[Anonymous No.50324946]

>>50324877
There’s a massive delay between inflation and monetary policy. Expect increasing inflation for a while before it starts to come down.

[Anonymous No.50324947]

Circuit breakers and VIX to 60 today. PLEASE. Let's get this fucking over with.

[Anonymous No.50324950]

>9.1 FUCKING PERCENT

LET ME THE FUCK OUT ITS OVER AMERICA IS FINISHED I KNEEL LORD XI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50324954]

Remember: Cramer promised today is the bottom. Last chance to load up on cheapies

[Anonymous No.50324959]

>>50324927
ABR is also good
>>50324929
guess what I'm doing today

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50324966]

>>50324908
gasoline was lower because of all the tax cuts they did. diesel went up.

[Anonymous No.50324967]

>>50324933
>>50324908
Anecdotally, gas and groceries were a good bit cheaper for me over the last month. They're going to force prices to appear lower, which will cook the inflation numbers, which will allow less hawkish policy. I don't know how long it will take but that's what I think they're going to do.

[Anonymous No.50324969]

>>50324933
Oh maybe I mixed it up but thought oil was falling down from peak in early june. Should have been bringing down gas prices by end of june.

[Anonymous No.50324970]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.50324973]

I like inflation... feels good seeing the red

[Anonymous No.50324976]

>9.1% CPLie

[Anonymous No.50324980]

>>50324917
No u.

>>50324946
Yeah but I figured we'd already started seeing some cooldown among consoomers. Not enough to bring things down, mind you. And none of the underlying factors have been unfucked.

[Anonymous No.50324984]

>Drivin' round town!
>Stealing and killing's how I get down (What!)
>Well you better beware if son
>Cos momma named me Sheriff
>Momma! Now you got it
>Momma! I just forgot it
>Oh no I better go, hahaha!
>M-O-M-M-A yeah named me
>Mom-ma named me Sheriff
>Ma momma named me Sheriff

[Anonymous No.50324988]

JUST LEND SOME OIL RIGS FUCKING FED, PRINT OIL RIGS, JESUS YOU NEED TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY JUST CREATE 400 OIL RIGS, CHAIROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50324991]

Is it too late to put my entire net worth into SPY puts?

[Anonymous No.50324993]

>>50324907
It’s 20% yoy at least. Shits gone up in price 50% over two years

[Anonymous No.50324994]

Im sitting here cozy in my long put diagonal on appl. I am getting paid!

[Anonymous No.50324997]

You think this is bad?
Wait till earnings come out.

[Anonymous No.50325002]

Unironically this is the top, comodities/food peaked in June
BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.50325007]

sqqqsisters this is our time

[Anonymous No.50325016]

>>50324887
Gold absolutely shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.50325018]

Check the EUR/USD pair

[Anonymous No.50325021]

>>50324967
>>50324969
Yeah, check an RBOB price chart. July's number will see some relief on the energy front but that in turn will take time to trickle through to core numbers.

[Anonymous No.50325024]

>>50324997
>Wait till earnings come out.

[Anonymous No.50325025]

Lol. Lmao even. Permabulls about to learn.

[Anonymous No.50325027]

JEROME... PIVOT

[Anonymous No.50325028]

5.9% core cpi. It's fucking over. BRB shifting my whole portfolio to canned beans a 5.56

[Anonymous No.50325033]

does this mean my double quarter pounder with cheese is 9.1% more?

[Anonymous No.50325037]

Dont forget to catch the replay on trading view 10M delayed futures charts

[Anonymous No.50325039]

>9.1
NOT STOPPING NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
CUZ IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME
IM A PRINT MACHINE REALLY TO UNLOAD

[Anonymous No.50325043]

>>50324967
Stop. Rape continues until unemployment goes to 10%.

[Anonymous No.50325049]

Market sold all my inflation, good luck holding my bags

[Anonymous No.50325050]

I have to get a second job now

[Anonymous No.50325054]

>>50324553
Ez to make money during a pump

[Anonymous No.50325060]

>>50324988
I'd be concerned the Fed has become smart and serious if they ever swap their MBS's for energy sector debt. Thankfully they're not that smart and much more predictable.

[Anonymous No.50325063]

>>50324966
Ohh.
>>50325021
Oh ok, but kind of feel like just as inflation turns the recession will hit full force with rising unemployment. Oil inventories are starting to build up but that could be a function of slowing demand.

[Anonymous No.50325065]

>>50324908
The same reason why it always increases, more money competing for less goods. The money supply has exploded and now it’s time to pay the piper.

[Anonymous No.50325067]

I just don't understand who the fuck is still being so SuRpRiSeD by these inflation numbers at this point that they're hitting that sell button so hard. We've literally been shitting and farting for eight months, what the fuck was all of that even about then? Trillions of dollars have evaporated out of the markets but somehow Big Money is still getting spooked by data that they themselves know isn't even real?

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50325070]

>>50325002
AHHHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!!

HE THINKS THEY'RE STILL PRODUCING COMMODITIES/FOOD AND SCARCITY ISN'T GOING TO DRIVER FURTHER INFLATION IN THE MONTH OF JULY!!!!

[Anonymous No.50325074]

>>50324954
>cramer said today is the bottom
Th-that means... today is the TOP

[Anonymous No.50325077]

>>50325054
Even easier to make money shorting since you're automatically on leverage.

[Anonymous No.50325078]

PARITY NEXT
PARITY NEXT
PARITY NEXT

[Anonymous No.50325079]

Buddy,look at tech

[Anonymous No.50325082]

WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED?

[Anonymous No.50325087]

>>50324976
you watch maverick? Imagine

[Anonymous No.50325100]

wow sure can't wait for them to hike rates even more because of this and fuck us over even more

[Anonymous No.50325104]

CNBC FIGHT CNBC FIGHT CNBC FIGHT CNBC FIGHT CNBC FIGHT

[Anonymous No.50325103]

>in SQQQ and KO
I love winning in a bear market long term

[Anonymous No.50325105]

>>50325070
commodities have been crashing

[Anonymous No.50325106]

>>50325082
The inverted penis

[Anonymous No.50325108]

>>50325002
no you have to wait the FOMC when Jerome "Jay" Powell will drop a 100bps like a madman

[Anonymous No.50325109]

The Devil's Dagger

[Anonymous No.50325117]

>>50325070
It feels so weird seeing you post things that are correct and not shitposts.

[Anonymous No.50325116]

>>50325067
Expectations = forecasts. It was beyond forecasts, and forecasts were already high. Not that hard to understand, bullfaggot. Keep seething and thinking the market is wrong instead of yourself.

[Anonymous No.50325124]

>>50325067
>data that they themselves know isn't even real?
If this is the fake data, imagine how bad the real data is.

[Anonymous No.50325125]

>>50325074

[Anonymous No.50325128]

>>50325082
the margin call

[Anonymous No.50325130]

>>50325082
THE GREAT RESET

[Anonymous No.50325138]

>>50325100
S T A G F L A T I O N

[Anonymous No.50325139]

>>50325082
THE VADER

[Anonymous No.50325141]

>>50325100
Just buy some treasuries once its over. Im waiting for 8-10% on the 30 year.

[Anonymous No.50325143]

>>50325109
>>50325082

[Anonymous No.50325150]

*knock knock*

[Anonymous No.50325158]

ONE HUNDRED (100) BASIS POINT HIKE

[Anonymous No.50325159]

>>50325082
The "cocky PPT gets rate correction"

[Anonymous No.50325160]

>>50324735
>SOXL JUST DID A -10% 45 SECONDS
Sometimes you just know

[Anonymous No.50325162]

>>50324922
It was a fake report retard. And fake report was unironically more optimistic than real one. Fake one placed CPI at 8.9%.

[Anonymous No.50325163]

>>50325141
There won't be a US government if the 30 year hits 8%.

[Anonymous No.50325165]

>Bullbros: Uhhhh it was priced in already, everything's going to pump on Wednesday

[Anonymous No.50325170]

>>50325150
David Hunter

[Anonymous No.50325173]

>>50325082
the heart attack

[Anonymous No.50325180]

>>50324980
Consumers can stop buying but the costs to make shit is going to increase so even if they cut back prices are still going up. Once inflation takes hold it’s going to stay until the fed takes actions to drastically reduce money supply.

[Anonymous No.50325181]

>>50325116
Yeah except the numbers are all complete bullshit and anyone who's been around for more than thirty minutes knows that. Big Money gets insider information way ahead of retail but they're still totally spooked by inflation numbers the second they come out? Nah I don't believe that at all. This is just a bunch of trigger happy bear algorithms bringing everything down with leverage, for eight fucking months.

[Anonymous No.50325184]

>>50324871
So, it went up 4%?

[Anonymous No.50325186]

>>50325067
Everyone knows it's fake but it's being used by the fed to guide the market. In case you didn't notice the market just goes where ONE gentile MAN says it should go. Right now he's saying we go down

[Anonymous No.50325190]

>we're going to be down 2% before the market even opens

[Anonymous No.50325197]

>>50325104
caught the tail end of it, what the hell were those boomers yelling about? something Iran is anti ESG something

[Anonymous No.50325199]

>>50325067
lol fucking retard
>w-why aren't stonks going up!!!!
we're still barely in bear market territory on the s&p dumb fucking bullnigger

[Anonymous No.50325202]

>>50324650
>>50324735
Only thing that can save SOXL now are TSM earnings tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50325203]

>when jpow tells you to hike up your skirt for the last time

[Anonymous No.50325210]

You guys do realize the adults are in charge, right?

[Anonymous No.50325211]

>>50325103
wtf is sqqq? i just buy it bc it’s the opposite of wat everything else is doin

[Anonymous No.50325213]

>>50324967
>Anecdotally, gas and groceries
Ancedotely i noticed my food is up like 50% since March. Lentils are $2 a bag now. Not even budget food is safe.
>>50325163
Of course there will be. The US debt is mostly short term and fine.

[Anonymous No.50325215]

>>50325190
>He thinks the market will open
Get ready for another federal holiday

[Anonymous No.50325216]

thanks a lot putin my portfilio is down 50% because of you

[Anonymous No.50325222]

>>50325070

[Anonymous No.50325227]

>>50325190
The slurpers will pump it up.during the day

[Anonymous No.50325229]

Is the peak in the room with us now?

[Anonymous No.50325231]

>>50325203
>current target rate is 150-175
I could have swore jpow said it was higher than that in a meeting last month but maybe I'm remembering wrong.

[Anonymous No.50325242]

>limit down before open
can it be done?

[Anonymous No.50325244]

>>50325181
>r-r-r-rigged!!!
Even if we entertain your schizo delusions, if big money knew it would surpass forecasts, they would open short positions. Or maybe the massive shart yesterday was big money reacting to their insider peak at the data, and you should have taken the hint.

[Anonymous No.50325246]

>>50325227
Cope

[Anonymous No.50325248]

>>50325227
No no. Today is panic capitulation. Pivoters BTFO. They know what the Fed will do now. 75bp min

[Anonymous No.50325249]

>>50325222

[Anonymous No.50325251]

>>50325216
remarkable bagholding

[Anonymous No.50325254]

>>50325203
They can avoid bad headlines if they do an emergency 75bps hike now. Then the next meeting can kick off a rally when they only hike 25bps. #200IQPlay

[Anonymous No.50325256]

A-at least it's not 10.2%

[Anonymous No.50325258]

>>50325087
Maverick based as fuck
I wonder if he has ever browsed /smg/

[Anonymous No.50325260]

hopefully now we can finally play the leg down to 3100 to price in the mild recession.

[Anonymous No.50325264]

you should be buying
>dividend stocks
dividend stocks
>dividend stocks
dividend stocks
>dividend stocks
dividend stocks
>dividend stocks
dividend stocks
>dividend stocks
dividend stocks
>dividend stocks
dividend stocks

[Anonymous No.50325272]

>>50325231
Current target rate is what it is right now. The end target is 3.25-3.5%.

[Anonymous No.50325273]

>>50325202
You already know how it's going to go. TSM is going to smash earnings but say something ever so slightly murky about forward guidance and everyone is going smash the sell button as if the company isn't literally producing something that keeps the global economy running

[Anonymous No.50325275]

If my VIXY calls don’t print today I’m selling. This will be a 5% drop since I bought. I don’t understand how VIX is so low.

[Anonymous No.50325279]

>>50325227
There's not enough retail slurpers to counteract this much of a drop and institutions sure aren't buying because they've loaded up on shorts.

[Anonymous No.50325284]

>>50325162
The fake report said 10.2.
The real report says 9.1.

Which is more optimistic? You should be able to solve this.

[Anonymous No.50325285]

>>50325033
Just had one yesterday, with a vanilla milkshake. It cost me 18 loonies.

[Anonymous No.50325287]

crash today. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.50325289]

>>50325213
>Of course there will be. The US debt is mostly short term and fine.
Holy shit, please go do your job, Mrs Yellen.

[Anonymous No.50325291]

>>50325275
wait until the market opens up and liquidity discovers the most efficient price

[Anonymous No.50325292]

>bagged SPY put spreads and AMZN short for 2nd part of last week
Nicely green today. Never long into full moon.

[Anonymous No.50325293]

>FED is going to pivot

[Anonymous No.50325298]

>>50325227
slurpers lungs are 90% bobo cum at this point. capitulation approaches.

[Anonymous No.50325299]

>>50325227
I actually believe this. Retail is in full denial. But their pumps can't last.

[Anonymous No.50325300]

>>50325260
>tfw market crabs into melt down
le permabullcuck moment

[Anonymous No.50325304]

>>50325258
I'll be honest, I do watch him, he is pretty good on the market analysis and just a general overview of the market and major moves with options

[Anonymous No.50325310]

>>50325275
Because all this red bullshit has been on 50% of the usual volume. It's all just algorithms freaking the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.50325319]

>>50325264
yeah pls sign me for bagholder air miles

[Anonymous No.50325325]

>>50325227
>slurpers
This market hasn't healed until that word is erased from /smg/'s dictionary.

[Anonymous No.50325327]

>>50325284
the fake report was the more optimistic one :(
meant healing could occur faster but now it will take longer

[Anonymous No.50325329]

>>50325293
People actually seriously considered this for a while. What retards.

[Anonymous No.50325334]

>>50325284
The "expected" was 8.8 and the fake was 10.2 with the real being 9.1. this is terrible because the real one is higher than the expected one from billion dollar forecasters while the 10.2 fake one made by a random member can be ignored

[Anonymous No.50325335]

BUDDY LOOK AT WEIMAR SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.50325340]

>>50325202
It filled the gap finally

[Anonymous No.50325344]

>>50324940
>>50324993
Legitimately

SQQQ HAS GONE UP 7% PREMARKET IN 15 MINUTES. PRINT MUTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.50325345]

>>50325203
i-i was joking about 100bp..

[Anonymous No.50325346]

>>50325327
>10.2% inflation is more optimistic than 9.1% inflation

ok tranny

[Anonymous No.50325347]

>literally 2 weeks until fed meeting

[Anonymous No.50325354]

>There are bulls legitimately dumb enough to think one rate hike would be enough to cool run away inflation
Hope you haven't been buying any long positions fellas, this boutta get whacky

[Anonymous No.50325359]

What is our QQQ price target for the day

[Anonymous No.50325363]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[Anonymous No.50325364]

>>50325025
But will they watch? They need to watch...

...So they can learn.

[Anonymous No.50325367]

>still can't penetrate the 1.000 hymen on EUR/USD

[Anonymous No.50325372]

>>50325293
>>50325329
The permabulls will be saying this again in August when the July CPI is slightly lower due to slightly lower energy prices.

[Anonymous No.50325380]

>>50325359
under 270 so my puts can go itm

[Anonymous No.50325381]

>>50325108
100bp is child’s play, they need to do 200bp moves to tame this shit. But they want a soft landing, no circuit breakers so they are doing pussy 75bp moves.

[Anonymous No.50325383]

>>50325347
>Jpow assumes direct control of the private sector and announces 20 million layoffs while Black Betty plays in the background

[Anonymous No.50325384]

>>50325359
$280.

[Anonymous No.50325385]

>>50325346
it would force an emergency rate hike but this is still too tame for whats coming up for the nov 2 rate hike

[Anonymous No.50325392]

>>50325354
>Hope you haven't been buying any long positions fellas,
>tfw 70k in cash ready to buy but im not until fed is done hiking.
Too many people here too eager to jump in and BTFD and not realizing there is a significant macro change right now.

[its over. No.50325395]

[Anonymous No.50325396]

>>50325367
Resistance weakens with every thrust. Just like prom night.

[Anonymous No.50325404]

>9.1%
so what they're saying is... revenues for consumer goods companies are gonna be up 9.1%
bullish

[Anonymous No.50325409]

You watched
You listened
Now you die

[Anonymous No.50325411]

It's not that much higher than the expected 8.8%, what gives

[Anonymous No.50325424]

>>50325404
Don’t look at the producer price index

[Anonymous No.50325425]

is it gonna dump in 30min?

[Anonymous No.50325427]

>>50325381
They're fucking idiots who are playing with fire. The fed buys propping up the markets are just creating a bubble. They longer they put this shit off and try to pussyfoot around, the harder the landing will be.

[Anonymous No.50325431]

>>50325411
lol retard

[Anonymous No.50325433]

>>50325404
Impressive. Didn't know people could post on 4chan from 1968.

[Anonymous No.50325434]

>>50325354
You have to buy long positions in companies that are global and tested like Coke. Of course there are too many people that bought into shitty tech companies long term

[Anonymous No.50325436]

>>50325404
No, retail companies said last earnings report that theyre already seeing demand destruction and higher costs. Earnings report will be brutal.

[Anonymous No.50325440]

Im buck broken. Send help

[Anonymous No.50325443]

>>50325404
>revenues for consumer goods companies are gonna be up 9.1%

Not with gas at $5 per gallon retard. Any profit is going to be decimated.

[Anonymous No.50325450]

>>50325411
>Not only did the rate hike not slow down inflation, it's actively getting worse
Events are not isolated to themselves

[Anonymous No.50325451]

>>50325411
>it's gonna be really bad
>o shit it's even worse

[Anonymous No.50325452]

Place your bets. What time does it trip?

[Anonymous No.50325454]

>>50325411
0.3 on yearly is 3.6 on monthly, yeah that's a pretty big miscalculation on the part of all those financial geniuses there in those big banks

[Anonymous No.50325455]

>>50325427
Cramer saying commodities coming down so inflation has peaked. He’s a buyer of todays market (stocks). Bear bros secured.

[Anonymous No.50325456]

>watching my SQQQ moon while all my tech shares from a year ago continue to freefall

haha... g-get fucked mumus...

[Anonymous No.50325460]

>>50324991
Most of us did that yesterday, but sure, go ahead

[Anonymous No.50325461]

>>50325427
eagerly awaiting the pivot... but instead of pivoting towards qe it will be towards even more aggressive hikes and delete the stock market :)

[Anonymous No.50325462]

>>50325411
even a .1% increase causes panic because it's supposed to be going down not up, simple as

[Anonymous No.50325470]

>>50325452
3 hours or so

[Anonymous No.50325471]

>>50325411
Its supposed to be 2% retard. After several rate hikes its still not slowing down, thats bad. Means the fed has no control. Which many suspected anyway.

[Anonymous No.50325478]

mumu's got too cocky

[Anonymous No.50325489]

>>50325452
NEVER TRIPPIN
Plunge protection team on the job

[Anonymous No.50325490]

>>50325456
imagine holding anything longer than a month

[Anonymous No.50325491]

>Big Money decides to go short with massive leverage because spooky headlines
>Their massive short positions push prices down
>They leverage up to the downside even more every time there's a remotely spooky headline
>Their massive short positions push prices down even more
>Everyone's haywire chickenfighting algorithms see Big Money's moves and copy them, probably with even more leverage
>Tons and tons of leveraged short positions push prices down even more

Seriously when the fuck are they just going to shrug and decide that they want to make money while the line goes up instead of down? It's all just such fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.50325496]

>>50325409
>this guy, he loves you a lot

[Anonymous No.50325503]

congratz to tsla 750 puts anon. you are the chosen one

[Anonymous No.50325507]

>cramer still bullish

[Anonymous No.50325515]

Inflation peaked
Bobos are retarded
Growth undervalued
Am I missing anything?

[Anonymous No.50325521]

>>50325478
This is hot. I love hot memes

[Anonymous No.50325522]

>absolutely nothing is going to happen today
>no breakers
>no epic dump
>no lower prices
>absolute nothingburger CPI

You are all fucking retards and it's getting more pathetic by the day

[Anonymous No.50325542]

Man can't wait for my FXI to crash today since it appears the SPY and FXI are magically correlated somehow

[Anonymous No.50325543]

>>50325522
Ok Cramer

[Anonymous No.50325544]

>>50325491

THEYRE SHORT LADDER ATTACKING MY STOCK MARKET AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50325547]

Did any of you by calls to be a contrarian before the CPI release? And if so, could you please show your losses at open? We like to have fun here

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50325549]

>MFW THE ONLY WAY TO GET US OUT OF THIS MESS WITHOUT CREATING A RECESSION IS TO JACK RATES TO 20% BUT PRINT 10 TRILLION MORE DOLLARS.

[Anonymous No.50325548]

>>50325515
Inflation is continuing to rise. We're only hoping that July's number will be lower but that's not established yet.

[Anonymous No.50325550]

>>50325507
If your long term into dividends then crashes are bullish because you can load up when it's cheap. Everything else is bearish as fuck

[Anonymous No.50325553]

>>50325404
Revenues can only go up if wages actually match the inflation. Real wages are still deeply negative despite historically large nominal increases. There is significant demand destruction as workers literally can't afford to keep buying things at the same rate. Also, the producer price index is higher than consumer price index so not only is there falling sales but there will be smaller margins on profits. Also strong dollar will smash megacaps that get a lot of their sales in foreign markets. All three factors will obliterate earnings over the next six months. Won't necessarily be smashed in the June earnings but expect guidance to be absolutely dogshit for September quarter earnings. There's only so much inflation can go up with wages matching it until the system runs out of savings and cheap debt and there's a recession.

[Anonymous No.50325554]

Bitchcoin is free falling, what are the implications

[Anonymous No.50325559]

>>50325411
because the FED said they will not stop until it comes down. The market priced in that the FED will stop end of the year, but FED pivot is wishful thinking.

[Anonymous No.50325563]

>>50325515
>Inflation peaked

Is this the new "transitory"?

[Anonymous No.50325569]

>>50325515
>Inflation peaked
This is the key question. Are we seeing the highest prints right now? Tough call, but lots of opportunity if it's the case.

[Anonymous No.50325578]

>>50325563
>Is this
It was, only mouth breathers believe that now.

[Anonymous No.50325580]

>>50325515
>INFLATION
>HAS
>PEAKED
>THIS
>TIME

[Anonymous No.50325582]

How many of you ACTUALLY held anything before the CPI data? That's fucking crazy. Did you forget what happened the last CPI?

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50325583]

>>50325554
Bitchcoin is the dog with the wagging tail, so you should expect to see the equities and commodities markets dump too.

[Anonymous No.50325587]

Should I sell my 6/20 375 SPY put at open? I feel like it'll rocket up in the first minute but it also might not be fully valued at open

[Anonymous No.50325589]

>>50325549
This'll work so long as the 10 trillion dollars is handed over to every oil and gas producer north of the Rio Grande in exchange for new wells.

[Anonymous No.50325600]

>>50325580
>just one more month

[Anonymous No.50325602]

>>50325595
>>50325595
>>50325595
new
>>50325595
>>50325595
>>50325595
new

[Anonymous No.50325604]

>>50325559
The Fed is subject to political pressure. The public hates inflation but they also hate unemployment and their precious 401Ks and pensions being wiped out. So really they're going in trouble however this goes.

[Anonymous No.50325606]

[Anonymous No.50325607]

>>50325582
Bulltards never ever learn.

[Anonymous No.50325608]

>>50325554
i can buy orange internet money cheaper
>>50325582
SQQQ is a long term investment

[Anonymous No.50325613]

>>50325549
>THE ONLY WAY TO GET US OUT OF THIS MESS
There's one other way... Putin and Latvia or Lithuania or whofuckingever just needs to send a few missiles to the wrong city.

[Anonymous No.50325624]

>>50325582
DIAMOND HANDS IM HOLDING FOR THE LONG TERM NOT AFRAID JUST SLURPED MORE CHEAPIES HEDGIES CANT KEEP THE STOCK MARKET DOWN FOREVER

[Anonymous No.50325627]

>>50325082
bitmex scam wick

[Anonymous No.50325630]

>>50325515
huh?

[Anonymous No.50325632]

>>50325554
Same as gold. Hedging against inflation doesn't work when the response function is rape hiking and KING DOLLAR.

[Anonymous No.50325637]

On the bright side, this effectively guarantees June was the peak.

Until now there was this open question of how much worse things could get. We're at the peak now.
The wall of worry is in clear sight and ready to be climbed.

[Anonymous No.50325675]

>>50325544
This is hot. I love cum inflation.

[Anonymous No.50325677]

UH OH BOBO GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.50325695]

>>50325273
exactly. it will be like MU all over again. and we know already that since AMD and NVDA reported cancelling a lot of order to TSM

[Anonymous No.50325751]

>>50325490
This. And a month is too long for me

[Anonymous No.50325750]

>>50325515
Pretty much everything.

[Anonymous No.50325757]

>>50325273
>>50325695
This actually already happened in their Q1 report
They beat earnings but still dumped 3% the day after
These are bad times for SOXL trannies

[Anonymous No.50325771]

I see the Putinbots are out in full force today

Russia LOST. Orange man LOST. You are a LOSER. Inflation peaked. Gas prices PEAKED. Another win for President Biden. Im loading up on sustainable growth corp calls

[Anonymous No.50325825]

>>50325582
I help SQQQ calls and SXPL, TNA, SUN, SHW & USAC puts. Today is a very nice day

[Anonymous No.50325852]

>>50325606
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50325860]

>>50325554
Losers losing all their money.

[Anonymous No.50325885]

>>50325637
What a stupid assumption.

[Anonymous No.50325900]

>>50325547
Reddit did seriously. I bought some weekly calls to hedge my massive short position so I can show you how obliterated they are

[Anonymous No.50326020]

>>50324760
>not yet 2 digits
Yawn

[Anonymous No.50326283]

If I think the market is going to crash and inflation is going to skyrocket, where's the best place to safeguard my money?

[Anonymous No.50326301]

>>50325559
the FED uses core CPI, which is down, you just didn't actually listen to them

[Anonymous No.50326384]

What do I do if I want to use the wheel strategy with ETFs tracking the big indexes but want to be be able to that in smaller increments than the 28-38k you need for QQQ/SPY?

[Anonymous No.50326765]

>>50326301
even if core inflation increases by only an avg of 0.1% each month until the end of the year (below 2% annualised), yoy core will still be in the 4.5% - 5% range. Core inflation will likely increase again over late Summer because of the low mom figures in August 2021.

[Anonymous No.50326812]

>>50326384
wheel UPRO

[Anonymous No.50326858]

>>50326301
core inflation stays elevated if energy isn't coming down.