/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50319863]

Everything will be alright Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.50319878]

Financially, how do I short myself?

[Anonymous No.50319904]

>>50319878
Insurance fraud.

[Anonymous No.50319921]

is the oil princess that made this extremely rude post in the thread? i am formally requesting an apology. a screenshot of your losses will suffice

[Anonymous No.50319927]

CPI predictions?

[Anonymous No.50319929]

>>50319863
I always wondered who spent all day posting this. Came back from some days on pol, fuck 4chans afroturfed to shit. 50% are denying space exists. All these trans and homo obsessed motherfuckers are Chink/Russian shills. It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.50319931]

>>50319878
Someone posted SIGA research in the SIGA thread but the janny took it down. Some dude chopped his cock off and paraded around with his hole. Dudes were having sex with his cockhole I would imagine.

[Anonymous No.50319947]

>>50319931
You think this guy has money to invest?

[Anonymous No.50319954]

>>50319878
Always do the opposite of what you say.

[Anonymous No.50319958]

>>50319947
He is a gay man, so yes he probably got promoted for having no cock.

[Anonymous No.50319963]

>>50319947
From gay porn, possibly

[Anonymous No.50319968]

>>50319954
>Wanted to invert Cramer but didn't
>The bottom will fall out tomorrow
Fuck

[Anonymous No.50319982]

>>50319947
Why are slavic women so hot, but slavic men always look like shit?
Shit's like the exact opposite of bongs - attractive men and absolute dumpster women.
Also what are the odds we get another full red day tomorrow?
>>50319968
Cramer is bullish on the 2nd half of the year - so you could always buy bear ETFs and just sit on them until mid September.

[Anonymous No.50320001]

>>50319982
I'll just keep coming up with shitty option spreads

[Anonymous No.50320006]

>>50319968
I love the articles about it.
The theoretical inverse Cramer is 7% over S&P but they say actually doing it isn't feasible because of fees because he flips too often.

[Anonymous No.50320012]

>>50319982
Based.
Tomorrow’s performance doesn’t matter as we are stuck in the eternal crab.

[Anonymous No.50320019]

>>50319863
I got a bad feeling about tommorow, we’re all gonna die

[Anonymous No.50320018]

>>50319958
>>50319963
Shill hands typed this.

[Anonymous No.50320029]

about to go beat off, what am i watchin /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50320030]

I remember these posts:

>>50299142
>Hypothetically the CPI comes out this week and it’s double digits. Then what?
>>50299171
>It's not going to be double digits. What a retarded question.

Do you remember?

[Anonymous No.50320037]

>>50320006
>they say actually doing it isn't feasible because of fees because he flips too often
Well I guess that's a fair amount of copium for me, thanks.

[Anonymous No.50320038]

what if cpi isnt that bad?

[Anonymous No.50320046]

>>50319929
You think AJ doesn't think space is real? Kek

[Anonymous No.50320057]

>>50320029
Monika Wipper

[Anonymous No.50320059]

>>50320029
Russian prone bone

[Anonymous No.50320064]

>>50320038
CPI is irrelevant because we're already in a recession.

[Anonymous No.50320069]

>>50320019
Ummm sorry sweaty Snopes fact checked this comment and gave it a pants on fire rating.
"The we in 'We're all gonna die' was poorly defined and although 85% of people will die the global elite won't, and therefore the statement is false."

>>50320006
How does that make sense most brokers are 0 fee for trades (excluding the 2c or whatever for closing option positions)

[Anonymous No.50320072]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50320078]

[Anonymous No.50320084]

>>50320059
It would probably feel satisfying to pop those

[Anonymous No.50320087]

SQUIRT SQUIRT POXED BROS

[Anonymous No.50320096]

>>50320038
There are a few options
>CPI is dogshit double digits because it actually went up
>CPI is fine
>CPI is great because we swapped a bunch of shit in the basket out for dogshit
Predicting 3%
Doesn't change the fact that we're catching up to the 8% we've already got.

[Anonymous No.50320104]

>>50319929
That’s adorable

[Anonymous No.50320107]

>>50320084
It looks very painful. Also his cock is swimming in poxed juice. I bet some faggot would enjoy slurping that

[Anonymous No.50320125]

How is it that beautiful women and Biden talk gets you banned, while we stare at old man cock for hours?

[Anonymous No.50320137]

>>50320125
Because the janny loves cock?

[Anonymous No.50320138]

>>50320029
watch some borderline hentai and get caught up in the plot or the jokes, forget to beat off and smile

[Anonymous No.50320147]

I'm thinking of quitting stocks and joining the air force. I'm 35 and running out of time to be an officer...

[Anonymous No.50320152]

Big Dong bros. Rocker had a sting poster from dune.

[Anonymous No.50320155]

>>50320069
>fees don't exist
Fees always exist Anyone that doesn't charge fees is selling you're trade data for algos.

[Anonymous No.50320164]

>>50320147
>getting the clot shot to work for the government

[Anonymous No.50320168]

>>50320147
Do u love cock?

[Anonymous No.50320187]

[Anonymous No.50320194]

>>50319904
that's how we always got a new TV when I was a kid

[Anonymous No.50320202]

>>50320164
I already got it, already done that. I used to be a glowie, as a contractor though. In an old job, my boss was an Army Major. He owned a nice boat. I have pretty much all the skills and experience they need, so I don't doubt that I'd get in... I'm just a bit out of shape. The question is do I want to try blowing up my life a 2nd time in 3 years...

[Anonymous No.50320204]

READY TO PUMP BROS?

[Anonymous No.50320222]

>>50320155
I'm aware that free trade brokers sell your data, doesn't change that you aren't paying an upfront fee.
You're saying it wouldn't be viable because of paying trade fees, but you don't have to pay trade fees, thus making it viable. Also depending on the size of your account a non-free fee based broker could also be viable provided that you are trading enough volume to negate the trade fees.
>>50320202
What's with all the ex-glowies that post on 4chan/channel now? Is the meme about feds getting radicalized after being forced to browse/post here for work true?

[Anonymous No.50320223]

GREASING HER UP BROS

[Anonymous No.50320236]

What did the janny do to rocker to make him so mad?

[Anonymous No.50320246]

>>50320236
I'm not rocker

[Anonymous No.50320258]

>>50320204
>angle
>guy's like 5'3
>air pumped or jelqed the shit out of it
fucking dicklets

[Anonymous No.50320265]

Anyone got a link to rockers last video?

[Anonymous No.50320271]

MODS=GODS

[Anonymous No.50320275]

>>50320222
>What's with all the ex-glowies
There's 3 types of glowies:
1. The fucking nutjobs who want to arrest/harass/kill everyone who hates America or even just doesn't love it enough
2. The bureaucrats who love managing government stuff... they'd be perfectly happy managing any government agency, they just happened to end up in the glowie one
3. The nerds who want to go where the cool technology and hard problems are

[Anonymous No.50320284]

>>50320265
Just search "john rocker channel" on YT

[Anonymous No.50320330]

>>50320038
There is no bull case, just like there was no bear case in 20-21. The "best" case for mumus is protracted stagflation, the mumu cope of QE/ZIRP is a pipe dream as QE/ZIRP would be hyperinflationary in the current situation, we are going down one way or the other, the only question is how violently

[Anonymous No.50320338]

>>50320222
Im just saying if numbers flock on a strat bots are getting info that lets them crash it.

[Anonymous No.50320426]

>>50320284
Thank you. I was entertained for a short period of time.

[Anonymous No.50320437]

>>50320426
You have to go back a few weeks/months to find the real schizo stuff

[Anonymous No.50320449]

>>50320426
He took down a video where he was wearing long clown hair. 2 am rocker uploads are the best

[Anonymous No.50320451]

SEVEN HOURS AND NINETEEN MINUTES UNTIL EVERY SOXL HOLDER DIES

[Anonymous No.50320460]

I bought the top of the pump and will ride it all the way to 3500 then ride the pump back to 3600 then all the way down to 3500 then ride the pump to 3600 then all the way down to 3200 then repeat until we finally reach 2200.

[Anonymous No.50320462]

>>50320451
>Remarkable Ronnie

[Anonymous No.50320465]

>>50320437
I’ve been watching for a while. I remember him talking about how he controlled the stock market and has a pillow that’s his wife.
I don’t think he’s schizo though. It looks like he’s just acting out a character in his head. I do that all the time.

[Anonymous No.50320476]

>>50320451
That’s fucked up. Poor kid.

[Anonymous No.50320495]

I didnt do anything today. Feel like ai should have grabbed some calls on natty gas. IV is sky fucking high though and my account us under 25k stopping me from opening up a sold position.

[Anonymous No.50320517]

>>50320451
You have to say the curse words three times or it won’t happen

> Soxl, soxl, chickenpoxl

[Anonymous No.50320516]

OJ GANG.........we are being obliterated....we cant let the hog fuckers get away with this

[Anonymous No.50320562]

Pick any two (2).*
*If you're a poorfag/bought semiconductors you can only afford a 4-piece so pick one (1).

[Anonymous No.50320566]

>>50320516
feeder cattle...yamero...

[Anonymous No.50320570]

>>50320449
Guys I don't think Joe is okay. This is getting sad. They probably have him juiced to the gills just so he can stand upright and make word-like noises.

[Anonymous No.50320575]

>>50320460
Glad i opened up $370p with 75% of my money at $390. I was going to wait until $400, glad i didnt get greedy

[Anonymous No.50320576]

>>50320562
sweet n sour :(

[Anonymous No.50320596]

>>50320576
it's okay that you're poor, you have taste

[Anonymous No.50320613]

>>50320562
Hot mustard and spicy Buffalo.

[Anonymous No.50320621]

>>50320562
tangy bbq WHEN WILL THE PAIN END

[Anonymous No.50320641]

How do I benefit the most from german inflation.

[Anonymous No.50320654]

Rate my portfolio. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.50320672]

>>50320641
Import cheap German beer. Sell for USD.

[Anonymous No.50320708]

>>50320641
Go there for a vacation

[Anonymous No.50320737]

https://www.bc.com/

They Don't Know. What's Coming. For BCC

[Anonymous No.50320750]

>>50320708
Im not black enough or gay enough to get away with visiting Europe and not ending up in jail.

[Anonymous No.50320751]

>trying to play with option calculators, this time to see how greeks change over time or in relation to other values
>can set X and Y axis
>things like volatility affecting rho/interest rates
>it's perfectly symmetrical on rho at 75 IV but i dont know if thats just for this contract or in general
https://goodcalculators.com/black-scholes-calculator/

fun

[Anonymous No.50320769]

what are the global implications of a strong united states dollar?

[Anonymous No.50320782]

>>50320769
sucky sucky five dorra

[Anonymous No.50320786]

He doesn't know about BCC. Idiot. What a fucking moron. Bumbling clueless virgin.

[Anonymous No.50320787]

>>50320769
Continued world domination. Weeping Klaus.

[Anonymous No.50320788]

>>50320769

[Anonymous No.50320793]

>>50319863
commodities are royally fucked right now. copper/iron ores are down like 25%+. should I invest in copper/iron?

[Anonymous No.50320800]

>>50320782
>>50320787
>>50320788

[Anonymous No.50320813]

the dark pool murmurs about BCC are getting stronger. I hear the voice getting louder and louder. The murmurs. About BCC. They don't stop.

[Anonymous No.50320815]

>>50320786
Big Caucasian Cock? Bullish for SIGA

[Anonymous No.50320825]

Boise. Cascade. Wood. Production.

[Anonymous No.50320830]

>>50320654
You are going to become a first class bag holder

[Anonymous No.50320836]

>>50320793
Commodities are being shorted back into the ground because of the recession bogeyman.

[Anonymous No.50320840]

>>50320654
I like the middle 3
>>50320769
Latinxs will get heem'd

[Anonymous No.50320841]

>CPI will show inflation has indeed peaked, and is coming down
>jpow will continue towards target rates which has more than been priced in by now
>the market will heal
>bears will rope

[Anonymous No.50320844]

>>50320836
>Commodities are being shorted back into the ground
No, they are longs selling.

[Anonymous No.50320849]

>>50320815
SIGAAAAA
(I know you hear it)
8 year old me was told what to buy many moons ago. Now I understand.

[Anonymous No.50320878]

>>50320769
Mixed up with rising interest rates and expensive energy, and high inflation, defaults all around the globe.

[Anonymous No.50320898]

>>50320841
>CPI will show inflation has indeed peaked, and is coming down
Tomorrow will be a historic high. That combined with strong job reports mean more rap hikes.
Mumus will bleed soi from their anuses for another few weeks.
DUBS CONFIRM, CHECK EM'

[Anonymous No.50320909]

>>50320844
Nah. The companies that produce the commodities open up short contracts using their production to cover said short contracts. If something fucks up, dw, the London Metal Exchanges gotcha.

[Anonymous No.50320914]

>>50320878
whose de-fault is that?

[Anonymous No.50320936]

>>50320841
I think peak inflation narrative will last a week at most before people realize that we are going into a global recession. Watching the price of silver is actually useful for once.

[Anonymous No.50320937]

y arent u shorting SHOP u retard

[Anonymous No.50320940]

>>50320841
Nigga, have you even been paying attention? Gas prices alone during June will cause us to hit a new high for inflation.

[Anonymous No.50320959]

teh Oil market is as tight as ever, yet CL1 has fallen below $100.

wut possible thesis do oil chuds have when they model out these scenarios where oil will be above 100 for the next 3-5 years?

[Anonymous No.50320961]

>>50320940
https://ycharts.com/indicators/us_gas_price
???

[Anonymous No.50320965]

look how many angry bears there are after moments ago they proclaimed there is no bull case
that's all i need to know to confirm we're close to/already hit the bottom

[Anonymous No.50320969]

>>50320878
anyone in a bad spot. Individuals, companies, institutions, governments, you name it. Most sovereign debt is issued in USD.

[Anonymous No.50320977]

>>50319958
>>50319931
This anon wants to get fucked by dogs more than the girls in the videos.

[Anonymous No.50321006]

>>50320961
Can you read your own chart? Even by the end of June gas price was up an average 20c.

[Anonymous No.50321013]

>>50320969
>>50320878
Sounds bullish for infinite growth. The future is looking so fucking green.

[Anonymous No.50321023]

>>50320841
>gas didn't peak until midway through the month
>housing has peaked, but "owner equivalent rent" will lag for months especially with mortgage rates higher.
>Food still rising
>Shipping costs permanently fucked.
It could be pretty high actually. Despite the commodity collapse, general industrial slowdown and clear signs of a recession happening, the reality is that inflation is a heavily manipulated lagging indicator and so it could take months from now to really peak.

>>50320959
Until that June hike, the narrative was that Fed wouldn't really do shit, and politicians would cave to inflation with even more stimulus. Now the narrative is that USD is crushing the world economy and 3rd worlds just gonna starve/freeze instead of continue to bid prices up. The weakest sectors/regions are toppling like dominos, ex Sri Lanka. Two years from now, we'll still be short on oil, but who will buy it?
Depending on your answer, you're either long oil/energy or short everything (or you're just blind).

[Anonymous No.50321041]

>>50320936
>global recession
We are practically already there. Next stop global depression because shit isn't getting any better anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.50321124]

Mood
https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc

[Anonymous No.50321172]

i will find whoever invented WEBP and throttle him good

[Anonymous No.50321177]

>>50320836
ok. when will prices recover?
captcha: XSTWR. is it telling me to buy twitter stocks?

[Anonymous No.50321240]

>>50321172
I want to give the guy who made webp the poxcox and then give him CBT when his dick is covered in pustules.

[Anonymous No.50321247]

Will it dump or pump today no cap?

[Anonymous No.50321259]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50321297]

>>50321247
Pump today small dump Friday based on recent CPI trends. Bank earnings and guidance could outweigh macro trends and cause a dump however. I closed my shorts today and plan on opening shorts on bad companies releasing earnings end of July/ early August.

[Anonymous No.50321303]

>>50320965
Stagflation isn't bullish you dumb nigger faggot. The Fed can't pump the market without causing hyperinflation, remember that the market turned over from the Fed SLOWING QE, not stopping QE, not jacking rates, not balance sheet runoff, merely by letting off the gas a little. The 20-21 market was the fakest and gayest the market has ever been and I was long right until Jay-sama said those magic words last december: "I will heem every bull in the market". The oligarchs already cashed out (LITERALLY the point of the scamdemic), no one is coming to save your retarded permabull portfolio, it's the fun part of the long term debt cycle now. shhhh no tears

[Anonymous No.50321340]

>>50321303
Based

[Anonymous No.50321354]

>>50321303
I think our economic overlords are fucking with the wrong controls and making everything worse.

[Anonymous No.50321375]

>>50321259
OH NO

[Anonymous No.50321395]

What are the negatives of the dollar milkshake? Strong dollar? Our purchasing power increases? Explain like I'm nonwhite.

[Anonymous No.50321400]

>>50321013
Out of my way, I post superior hunters

[Anonymous No.50321439]

>>50321303
the inflation has nothing to do with the fed "pumping" money dumb nigger bear, its almost entirely from supply side
your puts will expire worthless and you won't have a reason to ever come back here again

[Anonymous No.50321447]

>>50321395
Works in our favor in the short term, but countries that hold a lot of debt in USD or need to pay for goods in USD get fucked. A lot of third world shitholes will starve and have currency crises. For exports it will cost more to buy US goods, which means the stuff we do make here will be more expensive for other countries, which might hurt us. When I worked for a manufacturing company the best times we had were when the dollar was weak after the GFC.

[Anonymous No.50321449]

>>50321439
Why are you angrier than the angry bear?

[Anonymous No.50321457]

Yeah, Im thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.50321477]

>>50321447
This sounds like only good for USA and I don't believe that's possible. I want to know the downsides, potential or realized.

[Anonymous No.50321490]

Does green futures mean CPI numbers will be bad or good?

[Anonymous No.50321508]

>>50319982
>>50320012
Tomorrow will be solos green.

[Anonymous No.50321515]

>>50321490
Believe it or not, Jews.

[Anonymous No.50321525]

>>50321447
How does this translate with countries pegged to USD(i.e Saudi, UAE etc)?

[Anonymous No.50321540]

>>50321525
The pegs become harder to defend. Some may break peg.

[Anonymous No.50321541]

why are futes up bobo?

[Anonymous No.50321552]

>Christ is kiiiiiiiinnnnng

[Anonymous No.50321558]

Futes looking lit fr fr no cap ARKK sisters :)
We muuuuuuuuuning today

[Anonymous No.50321572]

>>50321477
Downsides are exports, but longer term the downsides could be people not wanting to trade in dollars as much. Of course, this would be a very slow transition and one that is already taking place.. but realistically it would take a very long time for countries to stop using dollars for trade.

>>50321525
Saudis and UAE they own so many dollars they'll do just fine. The Petroldollar will be to their benefit. Anyone who holds lots of dollars, wins, that's why the dollar continually goes up because more and more people want dollars and therefore there are less and less of them in circulation.

[Anonymous No.50321574]

>>50321552
Yeah

[Anonymous No.50321598]

oil bros...theyre trying so hard to bury us...but we rise

[Anonymous No.50321597]

>>50321558
kek who the fuck drew anime cathie

[Anonymous No.50321621]

>>50321439

Just so I understand your position, you don't think one of the largest yoy increases in money supply since WWII had something to do with increasing demand?

[Anonymous No.50321655]

>>50321621
not when you consider total deposits at banks skyrocketed in the same period, and money velocity has continued to fall

[Anonymous No.50321681]

>>50321655
What do you think of RRP?

[Anonymous No.50321699]

>>50321681
meaningless signal can't derive anything from it

[Anonymous No.50321706]

>>50321699
Top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.50321728]

>>50321706
lol if you make any investments or economic predictions based on RRP you're a retard who probably invests in dog shit like GME

[Anonymous No.50321730]

>>50321598
They Tried to Bury Us, They Didn't Know We Were Sneeds

[Anonymous No.50321745]

>>50321728

[Anonymous No.50321753]

I have wanted to buy some stocks for a long time, but my wife - she handles the financial aspect of the household, I manage the "working" part - had decided against it.
I recently gave her a Cheat Pass, she loved it! She liked it so much that she has allowed me to buy stocks finally!

[Anonymous No.50321759]

>>50321597
Some Philippine egirl I am simping for :(

[Anonymous No.50321785]

>>50321655
>muh velocity
You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger. "Velocity" always falls with printing because money supply is the fucking denominator! you are so fucking stupid it's painful

[Anonymous No.50321789]

>>50320815
I feel so sad for NPCs, they are all in hell paying for their sins. I wish I could help them, but alas, it's their path and I ought to respect it...

[Anonymous No.50321795]

>>50320793
Copper is going to explode in demand if the great resoot smart cities come true

[Anonymous No.50321848]

BUDDY LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50321866]

>>50321759
Post nudes

[Anonymous No.50321908]

>>50321753
Please tell me this isn't real

[Anonymous No.50321930]

>>50321785
the more they print the longer it takes for the full reality to show and we don't realize how bad it is until it is too late

[Anonymous No.50321954]

>>50321785
>>50321930
Just bee your own central bank

[Anonymous No.50321992]

Anon, you realize (((they))) have the end goal of absolutely demolishing the world economy, right?

[Anonymous No.50322032]

>>50320841
>CPI will show inflation under 1% of expectations
>markets continue to dump
This is bobo country

[Anonymous No.50322107]

>>50321992
Yes. Problem is it's not going to work in the way they hope. When things destabilize, swooping in to take control of the chaos is not a simple proposition. This is certainly a recession and probable incoming market crash, however, the globalists are wrong in thinking this will be to their benefit. People will not live in the pod, they will not eat the bugs, they will defend their livelihood, property, and country like cornered rats.

[Anonymous No.50322119]

Bull bros..... Europe markets are down....

[Anonymous No.50322132]

>>50319863
Scampump at open
Then violent, unforgiving dump through the day
Market down 2%

[Anonymous No.50322138]

New dall e. What do you think? Picked em up form /g/ yesterday. That's bone and the lines are something called blood red.

[Anonymous No.50322146]

>>50319954
>july 13 will be the bottom

[Anonymous No.50322195]

>>50322138
Nice. Let's see Paul Allen's dall-e.

[Anonymous No.50322214]

My futas are duin' a nuffin'.

[Anonymous No.50322229]

Everything about the market is weird. Nothing makes any sense.

[Anonymous No.50322269]

>>50322229
i agree, should've crashed a lot harder by now, im with you anon!

[Anonymous No.50322279]

>>50322229
All it really does is swing back and forth like an indecisive bitch until it has a big up or down which can easily be predicted. Bears and bulls can both make money but piggies get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.50322408]

LESS THAN FOUR HOURS REMAIN

[Anonymous No.50322437]

Futes fucking PUMPIng

Today we moon

[Anonymous No.50322501]

Where/what broker shows futures :(

[Anonymous No.50322512]

What would you guys have for the next 10ish years

A. 70's style stagflation

B. Japanaction

[Anonymous No.50322520]

>>50322512
>B. Japanaction
Sugoi desu ne kami-sama

[Anonymous No.50322529]

>>50322512
Total societal collapse sounds nice around now.

[Anonymous No.50322547]

>retail geniuses pumping right before increased inflation report releases and obvious dump

[Anonymous No.50322553]

>>50322512
Catastrophe after catastrophe until the neoliberal stooges that have taken over the US and EU have been completely discredited.

[Anonymous No.50322559]

>>50322229
Inflation in Germany went down a little, futures impacted by German traders.

[Anonymous No.50322593]

>>50322529
>>50322553
There just gonna make rate at witch the water gets hotter 8% (normal 2%)

[Anonymous No.50322611]

>>50322229
>Nothing makes any sense.
Clown market. Clown world.

[Anonymous No.50322643]

I don't know who is it over for anymore

[Anonymous No.50322689]

>>50322643
We wait for CPI nothing else matters

[Anonymous No.50322718]

how is /smg/ so much worse than /xsg/?

[Anonymous No.50322748]

>>50322512
bof

[Anonymous No.50322934]

this pump is fake

[Powned Jew No.50322999]

>>50322689
In b4, "Well, earning and low unemployment cost a bit of inflation. Inflation is good for Democracy (TM) so we're going to pivot. Negative rates time. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP!"

[Anonymous No.50323097]

bullbros I don't feel so good
UK GDP, German CPI, French CPI gave back some hopium for US CPI being down (or at least flat) too but you never know with those fucking jews how (((they))) shuffle the baskets

[Anonymous No.50323122]

you will all kick yourself for not buying tmf right now. just a reminder.

[Anonymous No.50323142]

Futures lookin green :)

This is where we start to heal :)

Yep, I'm thinkin its all smooth sailing from here on :)

Nothing can stop this rock solid trajectory that we're heading :)

[Anonymous No.50323175]

All be damn. They put out a fake report as a last chance for me to get in cheap. Thank you

[Anonymous No.50323202]

I hate siga trannies

[Anonymous No.50323227]

>>50319904
lol

[Anonymous No.50323236]

>>50320562
I bought SOXX and I will be taking 3. Oh right peasants have to play options and swing trade SOXL/SOXS just to match me.

[Anonymous No.50323283]

>>50323202
did she died

[Anonymous No.50323297]

>>50320769
Real risk of 3rd world countries defaulting and contagion spreading.

[Anonymous No.50323316]

[Anonymous No.50323320]

>>50321439
If the fed didn’t constantly pump more money into the system we’d be constantly in a deflationary environment.

[Anonymous No.50323330]

Why are markets pumping so much today? CPI?

[Anonymous No.50323353]

>>50323316
cramer gets a lot of shit, rightfully so, but really 99.9% of financial media is complete garbage. they just make stupid predictions one after another with no accountability. i have no idea why anyone would watch cnbc

[Anonymous No.50323359]

Bros.... This was the dump I was going to offload things....
I'll have to wait till rate hike. .

[Anonymous No.50323366]

>>50322229
No shit, crypto has been a thing for years. It’s all fake and gay, we need a massive correction.

[Anonymous No.50323372]

I can buy 1 call or 1 put. I don't know which would be better.

[Anonymous No.50323378]

>>50323372
1good put on RCL.

[Anonymous No.50323379]

>>50322512
C. Great Depression

[Anonymous No.50323406]

>>50323379
But i already had a great depression.

[Anonymous No.50323418]

>>50322229
It makes perfect sense. We are in a downward dump with occasional bear market rallies.

[Anonymous No.50323442]

>>50323330
>>50323359
Futures arent even up 0.2% this is literally flat, market doesn't know where to go until CPI comes out. If it ends up anything like the last few readings we dump

[Anonymous No.50323460]

>CPI Estimation: 8.8%

[Anonymous No.50323462]

>>50322229
It's desperation. Markets and policy makers are clinging to any sliver of good news they can get to pump their bags, hence the CPI rally despite the fact nothing has really changed and inflation, oil, ukraine, covid, etc are all still happening.

[Anonymous No.50323465]

>>50323442
But I wanna dump now! I need SPY to go to 200 TODAY

[Anonymous No.50323480]

>>50323378
Well Mr. 4chan, I'm sure I can trust you. I'd rather lose money without thinking than lose money after thinking, so following random advice is the smartest play.

[Anonymous No.50323492]

LESS THAN TWO HOURS REMAIN

[Anonymous No.50323505]

>>50323492
Two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.50323512]

>>50323460
So if it's under 10%, it's considered ''good' ?

[Anonymous No.50323515]

>>50323480
Tbh it has been printing money for me. It keeps bouncing from 36-33.
There's also airlines. Maybe Srarbux if they decide to shut more stores or if unions riot that they shut down union stores.

[Anonymous No.50323534]

>>50323492
7 minutes till mortgage info drops

[Anonymous No.50323542]

>>50322934
She's pretty.
Makes me want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.50323568]

>>50323202
Moldova strong

[Anonymous No.50323587]

I work in the manufacturing side of the water treatment business. I’m not smart enough to apply the things I know towards the stock market. Currently there is a 1 year backlog on all PVDF parts. The prices on PVDF parts has risen 80%. Most people don’t know this. Someone explain to me as if I’m a retard what this would mean to a company that sells a lot of PVDF parts

[Anonymous No.50323590]

to all those asking how to directly short America:

[Anonymous No.50323592]

>>50322934
No cheeseburgers on the menu? Why live?

[Anonymous No.50323603]

Svre low float, 470k shares, expecting a kspn like move

[Anonymous No.50323606]

>>50323590
this is the top isnt it

[Anonymous No.50323614]

>Man up, sonny. Today we're pumping. Back in my day inflation was 1000% a day.

[Anonymous No.50323649]

>>50320562
Honey mustard and spicy buffalo. This will be a weekly thing since I’m a divvy fag. Keeps the trendies flowing.

[Anonymous No.50323665]

>>50323587
You raise your prices. Water treatment customers will either bite they bullet and keep buying or try some other kind of piping like stainless steel.

[Anonymous No.50323676]

>>50320451
You have to be sick to broadcast your child's life like this. Poor guy has no chance at being a healthy adult.

[Anonymous No.50323697]

>>50323587
If they have no problem getting PVDF parts, their revenue will skyrocket due to the increased margins.

If there is a shortage of PVDF parts and this company can't get a consistent supply, it's up to a combination of luck and managerial talent.

[Anonymous No.50323699]

S&P 500 Futures

$3,830.50
+$6.75
+0.18%

Bros, it's looking good today.

[Anonymous No.50323714]

>>50323665
Yep. Any pvdf job we are quoting right now we are suggesting stainless. But stainless is still double what the inflated pvdf would cost

[Anonymous No.50323732]

>>50323699
Futures are the past they don't mean anything for currents.

[Anonymous No.50323746]

>>50323732
>he doesn't know about the quantums

[Anonymous No.50323777]

>>50323542
One day, I hope we'll be able to permanently dream like those customers in Inception...

[Anonymous No.50323789]

Delta missed earnings. Short other airlines now.

[Anonymous No.50323804]

>>50323512
they seem to usually come in right around estimates historically, at least all this year and last. if the market goes up or down i donno.

[Anonymous No.50323811]

>>50323789
people keep saying flights are full and tickets are expensive, but pretty sure there are just less flights.

[Anonymous No.50323823]

>>50323746
>using an outdated model like that

[Anonymous No.50323826]

>>50323811
pilot shortage

[Anonymous No.50323837]

imagine not buying picrel, literally free money

[Anonymous No.50323853]

>>50323714
I work in a plant, and they just replaced stainless pipe with CPVC. I think it’s a terrible choice for the process but the owners are being cheap. I high suspect the temperature rating of the pipe to be exceeded, don’t know how that’s going to effect the product or the pipe. It’s absolutely hilarious how much that shit expands when heated too.

[Anonymous No.50323890]

>>50323853
We do a ton of CPVC jobs. Some of the chemicals we are quoting will trash CPVC within a few years. The PVDF shortage is making some jobs not worth it. We do a lot of pumps with pvdf heads on them

[Anonymous No.50323906]

>>50323837
why is it free money?

[Anonymous No.50323942]

>>50323353
cramer literally admitted to using his platform to spread fud to shift the market as much as he can to accommodate his position

[Anonymous No.50323954]

https://youtu.be/k1eIHuQH64M
<3

[Anonymous No.50323960]

>>50319929
>All these trans and homo obsessed motherfuckers are Chink/Russian shills


Yeah. I wonder if they're paid or they actually do it for free.

[Anonymous No.50323990]

>>50323837
Are they the ones that turn garbage into silver?

[Anonymous No.50324005]

>>50320147
a 35 year old LT? Jesus I did that a 26 in 2010 and thought I was bad.

[Anonymous No.50324007]

LESS THAN ONE HOURS REMAINS

SHOW ME YOUR INFLATION FACE!!!

[Anonymous No.50324008]

>>50323811
Dont forget to blame Putin.

[Anonymous No.50324025]

SQQQbros what if the market pump today for no reason. I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.50324027]

This pump is gonna lead to a crashing dump at the end of today isn't it?

[Anonymous No.50324042]

>>50324007

[Anonymous No.50324050]

>>50324007

[Anonymous No.50324054]

>>50324025
today of all days? CPI will be the sole reason for pump or dump.

[Anonymous No.50324063]

>>50324025
Yes nobody is allowed to make money now, only {them}.

[Anonymous No.50324072]

>>50323890
You talking about those diaphragm pumps? Just had to replace a check valve on one because it got clogged with sodium aluminate. Shit crystallizes all the time.

[Anonymous No.50324083]

>>50324025

[Anonymous No.50324086]

>>50320562
I need to know the application before I can decide on the sauce, Habibi.

[Anonymous No.50324092]

>>50324007
100% of my account is in VOO right now. Don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.50324098]

>>50324072
kek yes on diaphragm pumps. People order pvdf heads on them for no reason and now they have to wait 10 months before we can even start building there job. Here’s a grunfos that was pumping bleach that blew up

[Anonymous No.50324108]

>>50324092
You can see that woman’s Tetons

[Anonymous No.50324121]

>>50324072
Personally I’m a fan of hose pumps. I’m sure you end users don’t like them because you have to change the hose every few months but they make my job easier

[Anonymous No.50324135]

>>50324007

[Anonymous No.50324136]

>>50319878
>>50319904
He's right, start a business, but pad the invoices and costs to get it going, I don't care how you do it, but spend 50k-100k and make it look like 300k was actually spent, business most likely a restaurant was hit by "jewish lighting" and you just so happened to be fully insured.

[Anonymous No.50324148]

>>50324098
>People order pvdf heads on them for no reason
They don’t want to get their hands dirty, or wear gloves. Probably a lot of government people ordering that stuff.

[Anonymous No.50324153]

I like a nice pump discussion first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.50324174]

>>50324148
Our end users typically end up being municipalities (water treatment plants, nuclear plants) with a few food processing plants. But our customers are the private construction companies that build entire treatment systems for the municipalities. They tell us what to make and then sell it a ridiculous markup

[Anonymous No.50324185]

the markets gon be sussin
inflation outta control
my folio gon be bussin
mumu finna hang from a pole (fr fr)

[Anonymous No.50324189]

>NEW CPI DROPS TODAY
>I NEED TO BUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYY

[Anonymous No.50324194]

>>50324007

[Anonymous No.50324196]

>>50324185
Shieeet

[Anonymous No.50324201]

>>50324007

[Anonymous No.50324203]

>pumping before cpi, prolly gonna be a green day for whatever the fuck reason

this market is fake and gayer than the ladyboy threesome i had in bangkok 1996. my then-wife thought i had a business trip in thailand. who the fuck has a biz trip in thailand? dumb bitch still took the kids and my dog. fuck this fake and gay earth

[Anonymous No.50324205]

>>50324121
Got a few of those kicking around here, mostly for cooling towers. We also have massive ones for pumping sludge and shit. Personally I haven’t worked on a hose pump and I hope they never ask me to. I do a lot of piston chemical pumps though.

[Anonymous No.50324206]

>>50324007

[Anonymous No.50324207]

>>50320751
Thanks for sharing I haven't seen this link

[Anonymous No.50324210]

>8:30 AM ET
>President Biden Delivers Remarks at the Arrival Ceremony
>Tel Aviv, Israel

[Anonymous No.50324219]

HGEN sisters.... what went wrong?

[Anonymous No.50324222]

It's over mumu

[Anonymous No.50324240]

>>50319958
Come on guy, her ass isn't even lined up with the dog
>>50320449
holy fuckin shit lol

[Anonymous No.50324259]

30 minutes....

[Anonymous No.50324265]

>>50320449
MOST POPULAR DEMOCRAT IN ALL HISTORY

[Anonymous No.50324295]

>>50324092
Gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.50324296]

SQQQ bros...

BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE

PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50324329]

>>50324206
God imagine her burps. Trailer trash is so hot

[Anonymous No.50324356]

>>50324007

[Anonymous No.50324357]

The cleveland fed site is predicting 8.7 cpi for june. How will the market react to that?

[Anonymous No.50324365]

>>50324007
Wat do is inflation is exactly 8.8% as forecasted ?

[Anonymous No.50324372]

holy shit we are pumping like FUCK.

today starts the meltup

[Anonymous No.50324374]

>>50324357
>how will the market react

[Anonymous No.50324393]

>>50324372
>0.4%
>pump

[Anonymous No.50324403]

>>50324259
I hate that woman

[Anonymous No.50324407]

>>50324372
IT'S A MARGE FORMING I REPEAT MARGE IS FORMING!!!

[Anonymous No.50324419]

>>50324205
Nice. Us water treatment bros truly are superior

[Anonymous No.50324429]

a bit early but why not...

>>50324421
>>50324421
>>50324421

[Anonymous No.50324430]

Who the fuck did bake this early?

[Anonymous No.50324441]

>>50324430
WE HAVE LESS THAN FIFTEEN MINUTE SOKAY???

[Anonymous No.50324460]

13 minutes before some of us get heemed

[Anonymous No.50324472]

>>50324460
hope everyone has their noose ready

[Anonymous No.50324473]

>>50324419
I’m a boiler guy, who dabbles in pretty much everything. Used to work part time in Waste water treatment though so know a bit about it.

[Anonymous No.50324478]

>>50324430
Early bakers should be dragged into the streets and executed. The rule should be >=315 replies and at least page 9 before you're allowed to bake.

[Anonymous No.50324485]

>>50324329
Seriously. Makes me hard knowing she would probably have let a pp violate her holes for a pack of cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.50324492]

CPI will be bad

[Anonymous No.50324503]

>>50324492
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.50324529]

>>50324329
>buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrppppppp!!
>sniffsniffsniffff
>Mmmm, yes, yes, sniiiiifffff, mmmmmmm, full bodied, savory and classic trailer trash. Initial notes of cherries and blossoms, figs, and citrus, and then middle tones of chocolate and burnt tobacco, ending in savory notes of faint lemon and roses
>smacks lips, delicissimo

[Anonymous No.50324539]

>>50324529
Lel

[Anonymous No.50324544]

>>50324259
Jesus, so 10.1 wasn't someone larping?

[Anonymous No.50324616]

CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
>CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
>CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
>CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM
>CPI LEAK 10.7%, 2% MoM

[Anonymous No.50324653]

>>50321439
Retard take. You should be embarassed

[Anonymous No.50324694]

If inflation proves to be lowe than expected, then green big dildo at open confirmed

[Anonymous No.50324718]

oh fuck

[Anonymous No.50324731]

*bzzt*

[Anonymous No.50324751]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Watch those futures just absolutely shit the bed

Hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.50324765]

>>50322689
9.1%. Puts are gonna print

[Anonymous No.50324771]

Oopsie poopsie
https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4

[Anonymous No.50324772]

>>50324694
Lol. Lmao.

It's gonna be 9% yoy or more

[Anonymous No.50324814]

>>50324765
>tfw 10 shares of UVXY
POGGERS
LETS GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50324844]

CME has 100 BPs at 14.2% now, bobochads we won.

[Anonymous No.50324866]

>>50324814
Kek

[Anonymous No.50324963]

>SQQQ 6% premarket
yea I'm thinking we are back.

[Anonymous No.50324986]

>>50324421

>>50324421


>>50324421

MOVE MOVE. Its all dicks on deck

[Anonymous No.50325126]

>>50324492
Fuck I was right

[Anonymous No.50325182]

>>50322934
She looks like she only wants bbc.