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50300923

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:37:50 2022 No.50300923 [Reply] [Original]

Financially speaking, what would happen if I jumped off my balcony?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:38:25 2022 No.50300926 You would be unable to claim haircombs

>>	Qtanon Tue Jul 12 08:39:11 2022 No.50300933 >>50300923 what floor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:40:26 2022 No.50300947 >>50300933 3rd

>>	Qtanon Tue Jul 12 08:42:34 2022 No.50300970 >>50300947 What kind of jump we talkin? Swan dive? Hang and fall? cannonball?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:51:19 2022 No.50301042 >>50300970 backflip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:52:02 2022 No.50301050 How does a lifetime of paralysis sound? Stay in your apartment anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:52:54 2022 No.50301057 >>50300970 fall on your butt first and share your experience

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 08:59:54 2022 No.50301111 >>50300923 you would no longer be a slave aka you'd be retired! Congrats on figuring out this life hack. You also get bonus points per flip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:18:28 2022 No.50301265 >>50300947 pretty profitable from you, hopefully, your soul becomes an nft and you become a valuable piece of shit, or else you might end up in the metaverse with the rest of memecoins like vinu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 09:20:09 2022 No.50301282 >>50301111 The digits speak truth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:30:03 2022 No.50301972 >>50300923 GDP per capita would ostensibly increase

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:51:36 2022 No.50302153 >>50300923 given that ur on /biz/ unemployment would go down just a little

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 10:53:25 2022 No.50302180 >become paralysed neck down >spend the rest of your life as a vegetable