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50297567 No.50297567 [Reply] [Original]

Bros... NYC just released this today. It's unironically over.

EXIT ALL MARKETS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-5d7V4Sbqk

>> No.50297573
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50297573

>>50297567
When? Bc nothing ever happens

>> No.50297600

>>50297567
priced in

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50297640

Nice psyop before the midterms.
Russia is a joke that can't even steamroll a backwater shithole like Ukraine.

>> No.50297659

>>50297640
Putin is a Klaus WEF lackey as well. This is a bread and circus for their gay great reset

>> No.50297690

Damn it feels good to live in Brazil. Enjoy nuking yourselves, 1st worlders, Russia and China.

>> No.50297701

>>50297567

"You got this! Nukes ain't no thang!"

Depending on your distance to the center of the blast, you will be instantly vaporized, or the building you are in will collapse on top of you.

The last thing you'll want to do is go inside. Just stay outside and walk towards the blast. You would WANT a quick death compared to what the few survivors would have to deal with.

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>>50297567
I have a basement but I’ve recently noticed that when it rains heavily, some water leaches in a bit through the walls. Does that mean I’m gonna die? If I make it into my comfy basement in time but it rains while waiting out the fallout, radioactive water will leach in through the walls all around me. I just wanna stay safe with my dogs and cats. I live close to DC too. Speaking of which, how large are the blast radiuses? Let’s say I’m roughly 11-12 miles away from the capitol/White House etc. If the nuke detonates right over the the national mall, will I be far enough away to survive the blast?

>> No.50298356

>>50297567
Dog what the fuck
False flag incoming

>> No.50298386

>>50297567
FUCK NIGGERS

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kek

>> No.50299270

this is a joke right?

go inside, stay inside, listen to the media and don't go outside?
so a nuke has gone off close enough that I need to be concerned my clothes might have "radioactive dust" on them -- but I still have electricty, and my brooklyn apartment is going to shield me from the next one.

my government overlords will let me know when it's safe to go back outside by telling me on the TV that's still working because for some reason I still have electricity.

what

I understand you cant get a budget to make a PSA that says "If you see the flash, its too late and you should consider suicide by any means necessary." but...

>> No.50300958

>>50299270
Kekworld

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>>50299089
>stay put
Bobos, our time has come

>> No.50301026

>>50300982
If any is a bottom signal

>> No.50301044

just stay indoors and have lots of showers to wash off the radiation.

monitor twitter for announcements telling you it's safe to go outside.

no big deal.