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[Anonymous No.50277752]

>drunk and have to be up in 4 hours for an interview
help

[Anonymous No.50277802]

>>50277752
based. go to sleep. drink a glass of milk and make yourself comfortable.

[Anonymous No.50277828]

>>50277752
It's alright bro. Just got a little buzz going. Keep you productive throughiut the rest of the day. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, you ought to drink more to keep you in that goldilocks state for your interview. You don't wanna fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.50277983]

Drink water. Before you go in put entire face in sink filled with ice cold water, it helps with swelling and puffiness. Besides that you’re fucjed

[Anonymous No.50278007]

>>50277752
if you have to drive take an uber. situation task action result. drink water and eat food and try to sleep a few hours by drinking peppermint tea and melatonin

[Anonymous No.50278009]

Just turn off the alarm clock, over sleep and pretend you never had an interview to go to. Better luck next time dummy

[Anonymous No.50278013]

>>50277752
hey im drunk too and im supposed to build a nodejs thingy 2 weeeks ago

[Anonymous No.50278022]

>>50277752
what field are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.50278087]

>>50278022
IT
>>50278013
hand over the pidser
>>50277802
>>50277828
>>50277983
>>50278007
i think i need more than water
>>50278007
its on zoom

[Anonymous No.50278117]

>>50278087
>>50274545
IT posters in full swing tonight

[Anonymous No.50278123]

>>50277828
this. im interviewing for jobs (remotely) right now and i always drink a little before the call - maybe 1 or 2 shots worth. the movie "another round" introduced me to the idea that we functional optimally (especially in social contexts) around a BAC of 0.05 as a result of casual alcohol consumption throughout human history - ie our brains have evolved to work slightly better when we are a little buzzed because there was a selective pressure for those traits because a little alcohol in our drinks throughout the day historically has had the effect of protecting against disease, ergo those who function best at slightly elevated ABV have a selective advantage over those who function best at 0% ABV, who would have had to expose themselves to more infections to function. idk about the theory as a whole - hot tea sort of obviates the idea - but it is interesting to consider

[Anonymous No.50278143]

>>50277752
keep drinking. go to the interview drunk.

[Anonymous No.50278147]

>>50278123
ur an alcholic lmao, imagine not abusing amphetamines, phenibut, or modafinil at least lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wat a tard

[Anonymous No.50278163]

>>50278007
based STAR method poster

>>50278087
milk is good because it has fat and sugar too. try milk and bread maybe?

[Anonymous No.50278175]

>>50277752

[Anonymous No.50278187]

>>50278147
ive done phenibut and modafinil. phenibut didnt do anything for me, even with extended use. modafinil was mostly the same as a caffeine boost. never done aderall, but ive used ritalin. ritalin is good if you need to be focused on a task like making a report/presentation, but it doesnt help me talk

[Anonymous No.50278193]

>>50278087
if its an it job then you can show up to the interview late and still get the job.

congrats on the new job anon you earned it

[Anonymous No.50278205]

>>50278187
you didn't do enough, too much modafinil will make you want to kill yourself (in a good way but not really)

[Anonymous No.50278208]

>>50277752
You have to stay awake and keep drinking otherwise you're gonna wake up in 3 hours feeling hungover as fuck and be late for your interview. Literally your only option.

[Anonymous No.50278334]

>>50278175
>Egq ID
BASED kek

>>50278205
whats the effect at higher dosage other than wanting to kill yourself? im pretty cautious with dose

[Anonymous No.50278355]

>>50278123
also addendum to this and shameless plug for casual alcohol use: i wrote the majority of my PhD thesis slightly buzzed, if not slightly drunk. WRITE DRUNK, EDIT SOBER. its a thing, and it really helps

[Anonymous No.50278358]

>>50278334
>im pretty cautious with dose
ngmi

In terms of modafinil, not sleeping for 2-3 days straight, in terms of phenibut, mild mdma feelings with a hangover that makes it completely not worth it.

[Anonymous No.50278405]

>>50278358
kek not trying to not sleep for 2-3 days. i see why the military uses this shit on jarheads.

[Anonymous No.50278477]

>>50278193i can be there on time but im probaly still going to be intoxicated.

[Anonymous No.50278511]

>>50278477
desu you should jerk off before the interview for the reality check or you might come off like an asshole

[Anonymous No.50278573]

>>50277752
Too late for sleep now.
Brew up a pot of coffee, sit yourself in front of a mirror and act out the perfect interview at least ten times over - perfect every expression, every detail.
You got this, bro.

[Anonymous No.50280237]

Drink more still. Sleep. Fuck it. Buy the ticket; take the ride.

[Anonymous No.50280245]

It’s ok, they expect you to be drunk as a roofer.

[Anonymous No.50280270]

Just send them an e-mail saying you have Covid and ask to reschedule.

[Anonymous No.50280508]

>>50277752
how did you fare?

[Anonymous No.50280537]

>>50278123
Its actually a thing, there was a beer that made the news some years ago which was specifically brewed to contain only a slight amount of alcohol which is supposed to bring people to a level that was the most efficient state

[Anonymous No.50280983]

>>50278477
Just write an email that you're not feeling well or something happened to reschedule faggot.

[Anonymous No.50282715]

Just don't take the interview seriously. Taking an interview seriously is a surefire way to fail.
>t. interviewer

[Anonymous No.50283191]

>>50278477
tell us how it went king
your public thirsts for you