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My grandfather who was an extremely wealthy man passed away and I was his only grandchild. He left me with an inheritance of $35,000,000 USD. My parents died in a car accident so it's just only me. I have no brothers or sisters. He raised me and I am looking to be able to live a life of freedom and peace and joy. I turn 29 next month. I've never had sex, I've never touched a woman's hand. I am socially awkward and will most likely die alone a virgin. Biz I heard about bitcoin back in 2017 but never bought. I've been paying attention for quite some time now and now that these assets have dumped really hard I am looking to begin dollar cost averaging into crypto with my inheritance. What coins should I buy and with how much %?

>> No.50275115
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50275115

>>50275095
Retarded larp nigger kill yourself

>> No.50275121

Nice larp, here's a question
How long does it take for a human to die from starving?
I haven't ate in almost a week....

>> No.50275128

>>50275115
Not a larp I am dead serious

>> No.50275149

Why not just live with the 35 millions? I'm pretty sure you have enough to love forever why risk it.

>> No.50275155

>>50275095
Why risk with shitcoins instead Goin the safe route of 8-10% yearly return?
Even 5% from 20mil is 1 whole million
Also if real, go 50% BTC, 35% ETH and gamble rest on top 100 coins.

>> No.50275161

>>50275128
I met a kid on here who claimed he was worth 35m and his parents died in a car accident lol the faggot tried to dox me after I got hit and ran and was talking to him about it, I fully expect that's you it was way too specific, and you posted in Biconomy discord trying to dox me there.

>> No.50275171

just drop 1m in btc,eth,link and don't dca

then put the rest in real investments so you don't kys

>> No.50275177

>>50275095
It tastes like pasta, smells like a shill, sounds like a LARP... The only proper response is: post bussy & ATM receipt with hand and timestamp.

>> No.50275187

Buy 100,000 CryptoBlades SKILL Tokens

>> No.50275200
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>>50275095
obvious faggot larp

why the hell would anyone waste their time investing in shitcoins

you should be buying BTC regardless of whether you have $350 or $35 million just so you have your own control of your money

don't know why I typed this out, this is just a veiled shill thread for someone to suggest various BSC crap

KYS

>> No.50275208

>>50275155
8-10% return where?

>> No.50275217

>>50275121
Takes much longer than a week trust me I should know just keep fluids inside of you

>> No.50275227

>>50275208
Isn't that like lover end of returns from funds. Like blue chip ones

>> No.50275243

>>50275217
My mother did 45 days twice as a part of some detoxifying program

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50275249

Stfu larping faggot ass NIGGER

>> No.50275262

>>50275217
Believe me I want to die, this is pure misery.
It's weird though I legitimate met a kid who claimed this exact larp back in December of last year and larped saying he would pay me for investment advice, then I got hit and ran and was pretty messed up and he asked for all my details then immediately tried to dox me saying he would report me to local news stations because I said the person who hit me was a nigger because she was infact a nigger.

>> No.50275303

>>50275095
verify this LARP somehow for actual advice newfag

>> No.50275338

>>50275303
He's a larping faggot went by the name Booney if I recall.

>> No.50275373

>>50275095
Boomers don’t leave inheritances like that. You should be splitting it with a few mistresses, illegitimate children, and scam charities. Not to mention that shit would most likely be in a trust with a fuckload of conditions to make it functionally worthless to you. My buddy has a trust that he can’t access until he’s 40, $5,000,000 in it, only usable for education, healthcare, and some other nonsense. His dad’s girlfriend he was cheating on his wife with was given $10,000,000 with no strings attached and bought her a house in South Carolina that she gets to keep.

>> No.50275446

>>50275095
Buy the ICP token do the needful

>> No.50275457

>>50275095
Most obvious LARP if you had over $5 million you'd just buy most basic bitch shit and be set for life assuming you're not a degen who needs 100k+ a year

>> No.50275520
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50275520

proof the rest is already in the account

>> No.50275550

>>50275121
Why are you on here typing instead of stealing groceries, scheming, working honestly for a paycheck etc. Rope yourself faggot

>> No.50275583

>>50275520
redeem it sir

>> No.50275603

>>50275121
About 4 weeks+ if you are average weight and are just starving to death with water to drink.

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50275624

>>50275095
Send me $100k in LUNC and I’ll believe you. Otherwise, larp.

>> No.50275660

>>50275520
>hand-written check for $20m
(X) to doubt, anon. If not, good for you. Invest in dividend stocks and etfs, maybe some in BTC and ETH. You don’t have to live a life like the rest of us anymore.

>> No.50275685

>>50275520
hey look at that, a pre-2000 check where you just fill in the 2 digits after "19" to denote the year, nostalgic!

>> No.50275712

>>50275171
this
you already made it anyways but yeah, no reason not to just do straight bluechips and safest bets I guess

>> No.50275716

>>50275095
I'll tell you for 10 racks no less

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50275719

>>50275520
kek I just figured out where this is from.

"...juice?"

>> No.50275762

>>50275095
you should start smoking crack

>> No.50275768

>>50275095
Retard

>> No.50275825

>>50275095
you're a loser and rich. I'm not a loser (I'm cool) but I'm poor. get in contact with me, give me free money and I'll help u enjoy life.

u know where to find me, between the brick walls and the vines

>> No.50276172

>>50275095
Go to East Asia and find yourself a nice Christian girl. Marry her. Invest 10 million into gold. Invest another 10 million into land. Invest nothing into shitcoin.

>> No.50276205

>>50275128
buy blue chip stocks if you really have 35mil, dont be retarded

>> No.50278262

>>50275095
cute larp

>> No.50278285

>>50275095
Power and money corrupts. I hope you don't let that money turn you into a depraved sex addled retard that gets his money stolen by gold digging whores. You can invest that money or just not do anything and retire. What you should never do is let anyone know about your immense wealth if you can help it because gold diggers will fall onto your lap and you don't want them. Trust me. They ruined my life. Dont let them ruin yours. If I could turn back time, I would donate all the money away just to avoid the whores.

>> No.50278286

>>50275095
Put it all in LUNC

>> No.50278329
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50278329

>>50278286
Damn right

>> No.50278341

>>50275161
>tried to dox me
What do you mean?

>> No.50278347

>>50275095
You already have money, why would you want to gamble it away? Just put it in VTI and munis and forget about it.

>> No.50278363

>>50275095
You can hire actual professionals on how to get decent returns. You shouldn't buy crypto since you're already rich. You should buy actual hard assets like property or farmland.

Set aside at least 15 million into a bank account so you are always set for life. Use the other 20 million to enjoy life, fuck hookers, find a wife, and make sure those that are near and dear to you are prosperous.

>> No.50278423

>>50275095
enjoy. just don't blow it anon

>> No.50278430

>>50275121
>I haven't ate in almost a week....
bro, people go over 50 days without eating and its good for you

>> No.50278469

>>50275095
You nigger piece of shit. The only reason I'm playing in this fire is because it's literally my only hope. If I had $35m I'd never need another dollar in my entire life.

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50279369

one word.
boredape

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>>50275095
Bag ETH and BTC. Use a percentage to get privacy crypto like XMR, RAIL and SCRT since the demand for privacy would always be on an increase especially with the coming regulations.

>> No.50279576

>>50275095
>my parents died in a car accident
larp

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50279622

>>50275095
You expect free financial advice? I, an expert, will give you what you need to make it such that you can retire in extreme luxury. I might even throw in woman advice.

I require no less than 3 BTC for my services. I'll return to this thread when I see I've received it.

3Kaxnoo4C7DRegCWXBGQK9cPxH7zBeBpPj

>> No.50279745

>>50275095
first off throw a few million in physical gold so you always preserve some of your wealth.

>> No.50279805

>>50279745
He's a retard that will 100% lose all of it one way or another.
He might as well just spend it on coke and floosies.

>> No.50280420

>>50275095
Anon, just invest the money into normie index funds and live off of the interest. You can make about 4% a year, after inflation.

That's $1,400,000, every year, for the rest of your life. Why gamble with the money? You clearly have absolutely no guile or wherewithal, don't try to gamble with the money.

P.S. it's a lot easier to get laid in big cities, and it's a lot more fun to be rich there.

>> No.50280486

>>50275095
Bad larp but I'll bite.
You made it. Don't gamble it away. Stay the fuck away from stocks and crypto. Your focus should be preservation of wealth, not making more. Hire a wealth manager. Buy a ranch in the rural Rocky Mountains and buy a shit ton of gold and some silver. Find a qt trad rural farm girl to marry.
If you want to invest, just do a small percentage of it, no more than 5 mil, and ask your wealth manager.

>> No.50280790

>>50275095
Don't fall for the woman meme. They are all whores. Go to a hooker.
t. burned out Chad Cancer sign that only wants a family and children

>> No.50280886

>>50275095
you already made it and are asking to make it? why dont you kill yourself and burn the 35M USD

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50281116

>>50275095
AXPR - recently rebranded to Moola. $2m market cap and the only realistic 1000x currently
https://medium.com/axpire/meet-moola-formerly-paybx-ae1f874374fe

>> No.50282566

>>50280886
Cruel world

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50282599

>>50279369
Kek, bored ape nfts have literally no utility. I'd rather have the Lion club nfts on Sportsmetaverse which would earn me access to the ICON stadium and real world sports events.

>> No.50282642

>>50279745
I thought you guys were saying silver is better

>> No.50282685

>>50275095
if this ain't a larp, I don't know what is

>> No.50282687

>>50278286
Lunc is as good as gone anon. I'd only put my money in assets with long term potential like privacy solutions.

>> No.50282716

>>50275095
Mmmk Batman

>> No.50282719
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50282719

Get into the new version of hex that is more advanced and with more money behind it.

$60Million will go into the project over the next 212 days without investors.

Rex.io just launched. Get in early. Buy through the daily auction and claim as a stake for 222 days or more up to ten years to get hit with a big pay day to claim all usd back.

Get 5 mrex for 10% more rex.
Get a trex for 25% more shares of yield

its a 12.9% cd

>> No.50282729

>>50279576
Tragic news

>> No.50282977

>>50275095
You'd do well to look into the Metaverse anon. The sector has been getting a lot of attention from big sports brands lately with the likes of Nike and Adidas getting involved.

>> No.50283004

>>50275520
FAKE AND GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.50283053

>>50275095
Don't buy anything anon, any asset, just don't, we are entering a period of time in which cash is the most precious thing to have.

>> No.50283164

>>50275095
Buy hbar, 10k 100k.

Buy more hbar for like 50k as native staking end of month. Dont piss your money away on shitcoins.

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50283179

>>50275095
larp thread but for anyone hunting for gems go all in on TRU:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN7qvpns0v0

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>>50275121
>How long does it take for a human to die from starving?
really depends how fat u are

>> No.50283734

>>50275095
You sound like you could be the autistic version of Bruce Wayne. Buy a batman outfit.

>> No.50284108

>>50283164
Kek, too bad I've already made up my mind to get the land on Sportsmetaverse. Not spending money on anything else.

>> No.50284158

>>50283624
please explain what is going on in this pic

>> No.50284195

>>50275171
This. 1 mil each in safe bets, get a comfy house, NEET for a while and learn some hobbies. You'll find your way.

>> No.50284209

>>50282685
Holy kek

>> No.50284229

15m gold/silver
15m food production (think 1000s of acres / livestock / crops / employees / hunting land)
5m DCA into crypto

>> No.50284301

>>50275171
I also have a stash of BTC and ETH. The rest of my portfolio includes privacy crypto like XMR, RAIL and SCRT as I see good potential for profits in the sector.

>> No.50284636

>>50282729
No one wants to hear that

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>>50275095
if you dont larp, send 1 btc to this address
1CWhXQUKkkkMZaf7AFA8onNzqvroJWg2Zu
i will post screenshot here as proof if i get it.

>> No.50286144

>>50275095
Anyone who uses their family's death as an excuse and then says, in the same statement, "I've never had sex", is larping. Please leave.

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50286200

>>50275171
I'm beginning to see the Metaverse as a real investment to as major investors keep trooping in and it has creeped into the world of sports too with the likes of Ronaldo, Messi and Ronaldinho getting involved

>> No.50286241

>>50285233
Don't beg faggot, I literally haven't ate in days no power, teeth infected so badly my blood is poisoned.

Still not posting my address like a faggot.

>> No.50286256

>>50275095

When my grandfather died I got £2k.

>> No.50288249

>>50275095
Why risk it in crypto? That is easily enough money to live a lavish lifestyle, you don't need to keep rolling the dice. Unless already taken into account, you will owe estate taxes, then put that money aside into a high yield savings account.

Then put MOST of that into dividend stocks. Even a pretty save dividend stock like SPHD pays out monthly, and has an annual interest of 3.68%. If you put in 15 million, into that, you'd have a free passive income of 552k a year, which is still tons to live a lavish retard life style. Even the economy crashing you'd still have dividends reinvesting at a high rate.