/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50274381]

Good Times Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>50268994

[Anonymous No.50274424]

Watch and learn

[Anonymous No.50274431]

I make sticky stinky poopies come out of my butte.

[Anonymous No.50274475]

futes be sussin no cap

[Anonymous No.50274488]

What stocks or options should I buy next week with my ~8k of remaining buying power?

[Anonymous No.50274490]

>futes
WTFWT?!?!
IS THIS FINNALY LE MELTOOP THAT WAS FORETOLD BY OUR FATHER, JOHN ROCKER THE 1ST?!

[Anonymous No.50274506]

>>50274475
my soxl gonna get heem'd
but my boil gonna hedge it

[Anonymous No.50274517]

>>50274490
>that pic
Lmao

[Anonymous No.50274525]

Hey guys I was just logging into my brokerage account and they told me to never share this with anyone, ever.... but I trust you guys: 639490

[Anonymous No.50274533]

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>We expect human-type intelligent Tenebrionoidea superfamilies to appear somewhere between -7795.08787.97540.28956 and -7795.08787.97540.28980, for which SV06n group proposes a design with extensive larval diversification. We cannot avoid the emergent species to possess supernatural intelligence and aggression. On the other hand, we wish to downplay the role in the radiation in a lineage of mammals that could give rise to the arboreal, manually dexterous, relatively intelligent primates with binocular vision from which humans could re-emerge. This is a risk we need to accept, hence we propose an intervention point around 52035.61119.79953.3650 to remove any possibility of humans evolving.

The aliens don’t like us anymore bros

[Anonymous No.50274538]

And just like that BTC and the DOW will never be above x ever again!

[Anonymous No.50274550]

the last thread wasnt done fuckers

[Anonymous No.50274551]

bears win, markets close tomorrow under 3000 finish week at zero screencap this print it and put it on your fridge

[Anonymous No.50274554]

>>50274533
we are pretty gay and jewish so I understand

[Anonymous No.50274558]

How likely is it the unfilled job numbers are faked? The media won't shut up about how there are lots of jobs not getting filled. Anyone can safely create an infinite amount of job postings knowing they will never be filled and use those numbers to justify rate hikes and statements such as "we're not in a recession".

[Anonymous No.50274561]

I know /smg/ owns shares of AMD. How many? And what are you looking forward to on this upcoming ER?

[Anonymous No.50274564]

Seems like the market is bottoming, time to buy SOXL!

[Anonymous No.50274572]

>>50274558
I just want them to shut the fuck up about the stimulus. A $1000 check 2 years ago is not the ready we have a labor shortage today.

[Anonymous No.50274574]

>>50274558
now your almonds are getting activated. Now what if I told you the labour market participation rate is still extremely low.

[Anonymous No.50274583]

>>50274572
they will blame trumpbux until the end of time because fuck poor people.

[Anonymous No.50274588]

>>50274538
Not gonna lie. I would really like to see $10k BTC/USD. Not because I'd buy. But because I want to see cryptokeks suffer.

[Anonymous No.50274606]

>>50274572
You’re correct, they make up 1/6th of the reason we have a labor shortage

[Anonymous No.50274613]

>>50274416 #
I’m physically depressed but mentall hardened from the times she has done this. I cant seem to shake the physical affects. Turns my stomach into knots.
>>50274481 #
I would rather be a virgin right now. Maybe not cause i have a perfect son. But shit. Anons there is literally nothing worse on earth than having your son ripped away. I know why some dads go psycho on their ex’s. Women truly have no soul. I would never do this shit to her in a million years.
I’m here to escape anon. Been working all day cleaning. Pretty sure it’s over this time. She always threatens it but seems different this time. She blocked me and my family on all outlets and have ghosted. Gonna get all my assets in order then take her ass to court for sure. I’m done with this shit
Probably just go all in on soxl or gamble in Vegas kek

[Anonymous No.50274640]

>>50274268
its not about whether you believe them, im just pointing out the fact that the market has currently priced in 7 more rate hikes, you dont have to guess

now that number is subject to change at any time but i'm just saying you can actually view what the market has currently priced in. you could absolutely bet against the market if you think it's wrong - i will leave that decision up to you

>>50274300
>Just look at cme futures
cme futures for what? dont futures traders tell you that looking at futures is not actually a good way to determine future spot prices?

[Anonymous No.50274646]

buying some t-bills this week lads.

>>50274613
why did she leave you/get mad? either way, just get the divorce over with, don't be a pussy and take her back if she returns for the free day care.

[Anonymous No.50274660]

>>50274561
Only 20 shares right now. I hope it dips on earnings (weaker PC sales) and I can load up on cheapies below 70.

[Anonymous No.50274678]

>>50274613
>Probably just go all in on soxl or gamble in Vegas kek
don't do that before the court case it'll work against you
go in the lowest risk normie shit possible like index funds and bonds
also you will need money to raise your son after she takes half of it.

[Anonymous No.50274686]

thoughts on cigars?

[Anonymous No.50274703]

Anyone gonna play TSM for earnings this week? Thinking of going short.

[Anonymous No.50274708]

made some delicious cajun fries for dinner

[Anonymous No.50274721]

>>50274561
I have 12 SOXX shares, and I do no believe that there is a reasonable slow down (long-term) in semi-conductor usage.
I am extremely confident that the ER will be positive.

[Anonymous No.50274720]

>>50274703
>Anyone gonna play TSM for earnings this week? Thinking of going short.
how about a straddle?

[Anonymous No.50274722]

>>50274708
Make them with Cholestra for 10% less anal leakage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx9LSEjgQxY

[Anonymous No.50274731]

>>50274678
I looked it up and as long as no pending court cases she wont have a right to any of it. But yeah idk. The accounts i will drain she doesn't even have her name on. So hopefully it wont hurt me. I’ll have to talk to my lawyer. But yeah im just done have much cash on hand cause we been living off her disability income. So im fucked. I couldnt work cause she has a condition where i need to be around all the time. I guess she thinks her family will put up with her shit and do whatever she demands. Well fine by me.

[Anonymous No.50274742]

What's the point of this place? Does anyone here even have a proven method of making money from the stock market consistently? If it's all just gambling and shilling wtf am I even doing here?

[Anonymous No.50274760]

>>50274742
farming for sentiment
You aren't going to be given a 10X on a silver platter, but you can see how other retards in the market think

[Anonymous No.50274806]

>>50274742
i just come for the shitposting anon
would you rather have me lurk r*ddit?

[Anonymous No.50274830]

>>50274760
>You aren't going to be given a 10X on a silver platter
It's called SIGA mister

[Anonymous No.50274845]

>>50274742
A place to talk about the only asset left that is a good trade off between need for greater fools and underlying value. I mean the rest of the board is
>buy $SHIT, go to moon, feed many villages!
>DO NOT REDEEM
>HODL. WE ARE STILL EARLY
It just feels like when you get involved with crypto you have to forego the porcelain devils.

[Anonymous No.50274844]

>>50274742
you literally just buy VTI every paycheck and hold it for a very long time. google "boglehead investing" and visit bogleheads.org. then after you learn how to not be a tard, you can come here and make small bets on gay sex stocks.

[Anonymous No.50274849]

>>50274742
95 percent of the time buying stocks is a crap-shoot but when the market is this low it's a firm buying opportunity. Buy buy buy.

[Anonymous No.50274872]

>>50274806
test

[Anonymous No.50274876]

>>50274806
>would you rather me lurk r*ddit?

idk, im getting to the point where im considering checking out some of their stock market subreddits. idk if they'll even have any good discussions or useful information and experience for me to learn from, but it can't be worse than this place as long as politics aren't involved

[Anonymous No.50274887]

>>50274742
passive investing is fairly consistent.
truly profitable active trading isn't a fixed method, you analyze assets and macro on a case-by-case basis and make decisions based on that, mostly for a months/years timeframe so that there's still plenty of leeway for risk and others to be more wrong than you.
also, don't buy options.

[Anonymous No.50274897]

>>50274872
Da fuck all I was trying to post was "I d0 b0th" and kept getting the "our system thinks your post is spam" message so I wondered if it was the image.

[Anonymous No.50274902]

>>50274742
>Does anyone here even have a proven method of making money from the stock market consistently?
Covered calls on blue chip stocks, 16 delta credit spreads, buy n hodl spy

that's all u gotta do really

[Anonymous No.50274913]

>>50274849
what if it goes lower, though?

[Anonymous No.50274949]

This week spy: green or red?

[Anonymous No.50274969]

SPAC Shorters, how do I learn about the SPAC cycle and PIPE to float ratios?

I need to hedge my SPACs and learn to avoid unlocks and short other devastating events

[Anonymous No.50275006]

>>50274742
>Does anyone here even have a proven method of making money from the stock market consistently?
if such a thing existed and was obvious it would be immediately exploited and priced in
if you want to beat the market you have to find mis-pricings, which means thinking like a schizo to find flaws in the market's thinking
It is still gambling but there is not necessarily a house advantage, other than plain information asymmetry
you should probably still hold some index funds either way in case you get it wrong lol

[Anonymous No.50275021]

>>50274969
SPACs only go down.

[Anonymous No.50275023]

>>50274913
Buy more and lower your average cost

[Anonymous No.50275036]

>>50274949
Yes.

[Anonymous No.50275045]

ma Lil futes reversing fr fr

[Anonymous No.50275061]

>>50275045
No cap?

[Anonymous No.50275066]

Yummy yummy yummy I've got bugs in my tummy.

[Anonymous No.50275079]

Please crash housing. For the love of god I’m sick of seeing number go up.

Number also has to go down

[Anonymous No.50275084]

>>50275066
you should go see a doctor

[Anonymous No.50275090]

I want to learn about SPACs but everyone busy talking about Hunter x Hunter

[Anonymous No.50275101]

>>50275079
>Number also has to go down
Why do you hate old people?

[Anonymous No.50275120]

How was your weekend es em gee bros?

[Anonymous No.50275129]

How do i find a woman willing to have sex with me?

How do i find the options with a particular delta other than guessing and looking them up individually?

[Anonymous No.50275132]

>>50275101
I have a house. But I plan on taking a new job in a larger market in next 6-12 months. My rural house appreciates slower than the suburban houses do. So as my home value goes up I’m losing ground against my next house.

Shit is fucked. Wildly over inflated housing market has to crash

[Anonymous No.50275140]

I dunno, one hand you gotta hand it to scammers. Dude made 1.3 million getting free covid bis loans from the govt. If he hadn't been so greedy maybe he'd gotten away with it. Yes the moral crusaders will say; he's a heartless bastard,etc. But hell the govt is blowing shat loads more on Ukraine so hey my take is; if you can get ahead by all means do it.

[Anonymous No.50275148]

>>50275132
I sure hope so; i'm tired of renting.
>>50275045
Idk about that

[Anonymous No.50275154]

>>50274488
all in on JNUG

[Anonymous No.50275156]

>>50275140
They won’t build my state a new interstate route but they’ll spend billions on Ukrainians military. FFS

[Anonymous No.50275157]

Not to alarm anyone, but futures are red

[Anonymous No.50275158]

>>50275140
PPPloans were unironically daylight robbery. Temporary Boomer UBI.

[Anonymous No.50275168]

>>50274488
SPY

[Anonymous No.50275172]

I hate weekends, bros. My life is so boring without the market. Video games don't do it anymore either.

[Anonymous No.50275194]

>>50274424
LONG EVERYTHING NOW
WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A SHORT SQUEEZE
MELT UP

[Anonymous No.50275204]

>>50275172
Get some hobbies. I've been woodworking for the past few years as a hobby and now I'm combining it with my other hobby fishing by making lures out of wood.

[Anonymous No.50275215]

the chicken fried hamburgers turned out pretty good
the white gravy was brown tho
idk why

[Anonymous No.50275218]

>>50275157
good. get AMD down to around $72 again so I can buy, $70 if you can manage it. im expecting another dump whenever they raise rates by 75 basis points again this month which im hoping to buy up.

[Anonymous No.50275222]

>>50275204
>fishing lure made of wood
What in the god damn

[Anonymous No.50275223]

>>50275120
I didn't do anything eventful but it was pretty good I cleaned out my rooms and car real nice. It feels good to have things in order. Also fuck this new captcha. Fuckin cern did this.

[Anonymous No.50275229]

>>50275204
I live in an expensive city and a shitbox. No space for something like that. I guess I could take a one hour ride to head into the nearest forest. I don't like people so I can't do a social hobby.

[Anonymous No.50275233]

>>50274381
Costco has capitulated, they've raised the price of the chicken bake and soda. Doesn't bode well for CPI this week. If they raise the price of the hotdogs, it's over, sell everything.

[Anonymous No.50275241]

>>50275215
Did the butter brown?

[Anonymous No.50275248]

>>50275066
that brings back memories

[Anonymous No.50275250]

>>50275222
What do you mean? You can make any kind of hard bait you want out of wood; you can even make masters to then mold into soft plastic.

[Anonymous No.50275263]

>>50275229
There's definitely some urban fishing spots you could go to.
There are apps like fish brain that can show you where you can fish. Plus you can always fish a river or something.

[Anonymous No.50275270]

>>50275140
>>50275156
>>50275158
Remember when congress said 50 billion was too expensive to build a wall and give us border security?

remember when after only a week of deliberations they all decided to send 50 billion to Ukraine to protect its borders?

If only there was some way to have a county's taxes go towards its own citizens and not go into the pockets of foreign oligarchs.

[Anonymous No.50275271]

>>50275241
nah i used the sneed oil i fried the burgers in
can you smoke canola oil?

[Anonymous No.50275275]

>>50275229
>I live in an expensive city and a shitbox.

hahaha, nigger

[Anonymous No.50275280]

>>50275172
The market's been pretty boring since St. Floyd's day a couple weeks back, or maybe that's just me.

[Anonymous No.50275290]

>>50275275
Gf doesn't want to live far away from family, so I'm kind of stuck here.

[Anonymous No.50275320]

>>50275290
hahahaha xD

[Anonymous No.50275328]

>>50275140
I shouldn't really say anything but hell I'm using general terms and I'm getting ready to quit while I'm ahead anyway; Let's just say I'm screwing the govt and getting away with it. See my Wife gets S.S.I. Due to her having dyslexia. Nothing bad. Hey we all have our shortcomings. Anyway she's gotten a check and free medical since she was a kid. They base the size of the check on your income and other things. In other words you have to live like your poor as hell in order to get it. Or "pretend" to. Loopholes are there to exploit. Let's just say we ain't poor and leave it at that. Medical can't be overstated. She gets it all free, no co-pays,for dental,vision, or health needs. Meanwhile my medical only costs me 50 a check. V.S the typical 400 - 500.

[Anonymous No.50275344]

Umm guys, I got a question:

Are there any stocks related to Marburg?

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/now-outbreak-marburg-virus-has-begun

[Anonymous No.50275357]

>>50275320
Stop laughing at me. What's funny?

[Anonymous No.50275365]

>>50275344
>2 dead
Nothingburger. Same as all the other shithole ebola outbreaks.

[Anonymous No.50275368]

>>50275344
>Why are so many unusual outbreaks of disease suddenly happening all over the planet
Big Pharma is getting uppity, and since they now know billions of NPCs will take their shit because the media told them to, they're even more uppity.

[Anonymous No.50275371]

>>50275344
i think some dude a few threads back said siga also makes shit for it

[Anonymous No.50275375]

>>50275158
>>50275172
Need gf while still young enough to enjoy it. Making it is a meme. Boomers have rugpulled society. Just tindr and be merry.

[Anonymous No.50275376]

>>50275344
>Marburg
The Chinese are testing on the Africans, aren't they?
This is gonna get spicy

[Anonymous No.50275380]

>>50275157
I don't even look twice if they aren't more than .5% down anymore

[Anonymous No.50275394]

>>50275129
>How do i find the options with a particular delta other than guessing and looking them up individually?
I like Barchart's option chain.

No clue on that first question though.

[Anonymous No.50275402]

>>50275172
start watching 80's wwf wrestling. this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.50275405]

>>50275365
You fucking people said that about monke last time and now its getting so big even MSM is talking about it.

[Anonymous No.50275417]

>>50275371
Yeah and I looked into the sauce for his quote. It was investorbait boilerplate from 2009. SIGA's only got TPOXX and that's only for orthopoxes; they'd be starting from square one on filoviruses.

[Anonymous No.50275434]

>>50275405
As of now, moonkeypox is still a nothingburger, for anyone not gay of course.

[Anonymous No.50275444]

>>50275079
housing does need to crash. It's already done so in the hot markets but even in the average markets it needs to correct down 10-20%.

[Anonymous No.50275445]

>>50275405
Monkey's been circulating in Africa for 50 years and it *was* a nothingburger for the first 5 Western cases (you don't even remember earlier outbreaks here, do you? They all died out after the initial seeding event.)

Until you've got double digits and not in a single shithole village, it doesn't even rank with prior ebola outbreaks. Much less ebola outbreaks humans have to worry about.

[Anonymous No.50275451]

>>50275120
Pretty good. Took the kids to see my Dad yesterday. Had a few cold ones after I put em to bed. Went to church this morning. Wife went shopping and meal prepped me for the week. Washed the cars. Now I’m sippin some sparkling water outback while the kids are swimming. Very thankful. Not all weekends are this good.

[Anonymous No.50275465]

Good evening sirs.

[Anonymous No.50275482]

>>50275434
Almost 10k cases world wide, with healthcare workers, women and even kids catching it is nothing?

C'mon, that kind of apathy is why covid locked the whole world down in the first place.

[Anonymous No.50275489]

>>50275465
evening, making a pot of bread pudding

[Anonymous No.50275498]

>>50275417
I’ve got 350 shares. Looking to pick up another 150 this week. I’m long on SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50275509]

>>50275280
Is Big George telling us to buy Phillip Morris?

[Anonymous No.50275510]

>>50274564
>Seems like the market is bottoming, time to buy SOXL!

[Anonymous No.50275513]

>>50275482
>that kind of apathy is why covid locked the whole world down in the first place.
No, no it's not lmfao. Boomers got scared of flu like symptoms and were the useful idiots of elites to start a global reset of the economy and profit off of nonsensical statistics they set the parameters of. Also you can catch it by contact with an infected person, not just gay sex. So they caught it because they came into contact with a gay dude.

[Anonymous No.50275523]

>>50275498
Yeah, that's stellar. Just don't think we'll get "zomg dual pandemics!!1!" or that SIGA gets you anything other than *pox profits.

[Anonymous No.50275533]

>>50275509
No, Chiquita. He's holding a banana.

[Anonymous No.50275536]

The chart of CWSFF is truly a sight to behold. What an amazing pump and pump.

[Anonymous No.50275554]

>>50274381
Buying 1,000,000 shares of BOTY

[Anonymous No.50275560]

>>50275536
Where is Don's garbage juice now that we need it more than ever?

[Anonymous No.50275563]

>>50275536
Yeah, compare it with real OIL (ticker: OIL) stocks.

[Anonymous No.50275570]

How much USD do you need to put in the stock market to retire and live off of divvies in a medium / upper-medium class kind of life?

[Anonymous No.50275576]

>>50275554
>lingerie-fighting-championship
I shall alert heem immediately.

[Anonymous No.50275590]

>>50275570
>retire and live off of divvies
Haha, what is this, 1990? We'd be lucky to finish this decade without communist expropriation or -30% real losses.

[Anonymous No.50275591]

>>50275570
About 1.5 million dollars assuming 5% income fund

[Anonymous No.50275599]

>>50275570
Right now? Probably around $2M.
That number however is changing rapidly.

[Anonymous No.50275602]

>>50275570
Assuming a very high dividend yield portfolio, EASILY 600k plus

[Anonymous No.50275609]

>>50275570
What income / year is upper medium to you?

[Anonymous No.50275618]

So, it'd be around 600k to 2M, according to this thread

>>50275599
Checked. Your picture is the reason why I collect PMs

[Anonymous No.50275636]

>>50275570
about tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.50275642]

>>50275570
I've seen you'd need about $1 million to make about $3,000 per month or something like that.

[Anonymous No.50275668]

>>50275445
>(you don't even remember earlier outbreaks here, do you? They all died out after the initial seeding event.)
All earlier outbreaks were caused 100% by animal to human transmission. Sustained human to human transmission is unprecedented
You are retarded

[Anonymous No.50275669]

>>50275513
>You can only get it from fucking a dude.
Why do people keep saying this, lol? I’m not cheering on this virus, but that’s just incorrect.

[Anonymous No.50275677]

it honestly seems like oil is starting to trend down. it failed to break 110 weeks ago and now its failing to reach that high at all again

[Anonymous No.50275679]

>>50274742
You get a lot of shit but then you get some good advice here and there. It also helps you keep up with current economic/political events that you possibly wouldn't have considered before. You also get to see what not to do like buying leveraged ETFs such as soxl

[Anonymous No.50275692]

>>50275669
>Also you can catch it by contact with an infected person, not just gay sex
I said that

[Anonymous No.50275699]

>>50274887
>don't buy options.
This. You sell options.

[Anonymous No.50275720]

>>50275692
Oh my bad.

[Anonymous No.50275732]

>>50274742
i use this place as a news screener

[Anonymous No.50275737]

>>50275570
Depends on your living expenses/needs. Ex: if your living from 60k a year then double that to 120k for inflation. But if you've got other retirement sources you may not need the whole 120k. Ex: Normal retirement (401k) will give you 60k so your divvy income will only need to be 60k.

[Anonymous No.50275739]

>>50275677
I am bullish on oil medium term. That SPR nonsense is going to run out and the fundamental problems with the market will not have corrected. All it is doing is preventing us from getting our blow off top earlier.

[Anonymous No.50275742]

>>50274742
i come here for mumu/bobo posting

[Anonymous No.50275780]

>>50275677
It does this every year on pretty much the same pattern.

[Anonymous No.50275786]

>>50275668
That's what I said, bro.

No one gives a shit if some crimigrant family in London reports 5 cases of the pox or Ngubu's village gets wiped out by Marburg. 99/100 times those things fizzle. And if you flipped out at them every time in the past decade, you would've burned out on false alarms long ago.

[Anonymous No.50275796]

Making bread pudding, can't eat any today because I was already being fat as fuck. it's gonna be lovely tomorrow though.

[Anonymous No.50275810]

>>50274588
>10k
not low enough

[Anonymous No.50275843]

we have no major announcements on monday/tuesday. So expect not a whole lot. Nat gas contracts is probably going to continue making a run based on recent news article while some of the individual corps get heem'd.

[Anonymous No.50275857]

>>50275737
Are you saying that $120k a year in the stock market will pay $60k a year in dividends?

[Anonymous No.50275872]

>>50275570
You can move to "second" world countries and live off of 300k-400k no problem.

[Anonymous No.50275884]

>>50275857
He's telling you how much to reasonably figure for retirement planning

So 30years times 120k so you'll have the equivalent of 60k/yr in today's money

[Anonymous No.50275901]

>>50275699
This is on par with the crypto shit coin threads

[Anonymous No.50275908]

SIGA sisters where we at???

[Anonymous No.50275914]

>>50275857
No, that is what you boomer divvies need to pay out to retain your lifestyle. "Safe dividends" are at best 3%, anything higher is prone to wild swings such as tobacco, oil, etc.
So that would mean with a 120k/yr target, something on the order of:
120k/0.03 = $4M
If you have other fixed income or side hustles or whatever, then you could try 60K which would be $2M
Absolute degenerate yield farmer waiting to get dunked on by Boomer CEOs in "high yield" in the 7-10% would push that first number down to ~1M but the sharpe ratio would be insanely high for a boomer divvie.

[Anonymous No.50275924]

>>50275554
How do I purchase the front one

[Anonymous No.50275927]

Fucking futures do something that means something for once in this god damn stupid year. I dont care about up or down just fucking actually do something

[Anonymous No.50275933]

>>50275914
Couldn't you get more yield out of something like HYG and corporate debt letting that pretty safely compound and then periodically draw it down?

[Anonymous No.50275936]

>>50275444
What do you think the rate hikes are for?

[Anonymous No.50275967]

>>50275843
>we have no major announcements on monday/tuesday
My experience has been that the biggest moves happen on these quiet days

[Anonymous No.50275978]

>>50275642
Which isn't even that good you're better off buying a business if you have that much money

[Anonymous No.50275981]

>>50275936
so we wait, once the housing market capitulates
>>50275967
the treasury auctions might pop off and drive rates up. Or down which might give some more idea. Europe had some bad news come out, and natty gas is looking all kinds of fucked in both good and bad ways.

[Anonymous No.50275984]

>>50274742
>What's the point of this place?
There isn't one, really. Like the rest of this website it's just a circlejerk of thread culture for people that don't have any social lives. Any discussion, if you can call it that, is between people that don't at all or only half understand something, or devolves into low-effort insults because people have made a hobby of arguing and the actual topic isn't relevant.

[Anonymous No.50275985]

What are the financial implications of letting oil drop in price for one week to pretend inflation has peaked

[Anonymous No.50275988]

>>50275933
>Couldn't you get more yield out of something like HYG and corporate debt letting that pretty safely compound
HYG and corporate debt is at the forefront of stuff likely to implode in prolonged bad economic conditions. Infinite QE was arguably started expressly to bail those kinds of corps out in the first place.
As inflation fears picked up, it was also sold off hard.
It is just wildly dangerous for a pseudo "fixed income" strat. When you can just get something like NOBL and get "less divvy" but more capital appreciation. And if NOBL implodes like a shitcoin then your real portfolio should be guns and beans at that point.
This is usually where some dedicated retard brings up QYLD, which is an amazing way to get the worst of all worlds for a "divvy" trap.

[Anonymous No.50276002]

>>50275988
HYG hit its literal peak pretty much with QE dropping rates to zero. Yes. You will get some sell off with it, but as long as you bet on corporate earnings going up you'll catch winds along the way and then when rates go to zero and you hit the golden bullrun again you can sell it off and swap to something defensive.

[Anonymous No.50276006]

>>50275984
based self-aware chad

[Anonymous No.50276008]

>>50275984

[Anonymous No.50276056]

>>50276002
>HYG hit its literal peak pretty much with QE dropping rates to zero. Yes. You will get some sell off with it, but as long as you bet on corporate earnings going up you'll catch winds along the way
HYG firms are generally not having earnings that go up. That is why they are in that trashcan. They are really just artifacts of the 2010 decade of forever ZIRP.
Sure, you could buy it as a "Fed just plows its head into the sand and make everything worse category" but that still is a lot of downside risk for a "yield". Honestly, just grab really toxic and intense money furnaces like TSLA, PTON, UPST, etc. for such a hedge and normalize your sharpe with the fixed income part.
Going risky for the "yield" is how a bunch of idiots just lost billions with stablecoin crypto scams.

[Anonymous No.50276057]

>cotton is mooning
Holy shit I have a closet full of cotton. Am I going to be rich?

[Anonymous No.50276081]

>>50275984
BIG IF TRUE

[Anonymous No.50276088]

I am eating ice cream for dinner and there's nothing you guys can do to improve my life
Except give me some good stock tips so I can afford to send myself to adult fat camp

[Anonymous No.50276089]

SOI BOIS TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.50276093]

>>50276056
What are they going to do, let it implode? You wouldn't want to own anything if we have another lost decade. You would want to buy Russian stocks.

[Anonymous No.50276121]

I SWEAR IF. FUTURES GIVE ME ONE MORE STUPID CRAB DAY I WILL. DO. HORRIBLE THINGS

[Anonymous No.50276126]

DAmn nigga is a jannie deleting my posts

[Anonymous No.50276131]

>>50276093
>What are they going to do, let it implode?
They should have. It is make work that siphons capital, labor, and energy from the productive parts of the economy. Such as, for example, commodity producers.
>You wouldn't want to own anything if we have another lost decade
The only problem with these zombie firms is zombie employment. Which is why the Fed chickened out in 2020. It is still my belief that the Fed won't let that happen again because they effectively bailed them out once and told them to get their shit together.
The alternative is Japanification where the zombies just inhale any and all productivity gains made elsewhere.
As the saying goes, Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Catholicism without Hell.

[Anonymous No.50276133]

>>50276057
>Corn, wheat, sugar and beans all up significantly
When was the agricultural land usage announcement again?
Also this is the start of the prices going up, they'll go hard in Sept

[Anonymous No.50276146]

>>50276057
>inflation has peaked

[Anonymous No.50276158]

>>50276146
HAS IT OR HAS IT NOT ANONS? NOBODY IS GIVING ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER

[Anonymous No.50276165]

>>50276158
its all about gaysex now
no straights allowed

[Anonymous No.50276171]

>>50276158
That's the million dollar question, anon. Most people think it has, that's why they're bullish now.
Some people don't, myself included.

[Anonymous No.50276173]

its time. execute the plan brethren

[Anonymous No.50276178]

>>50276131
>They should have
but they didn't, and cannot because if the fed refuses to act congress will do something even more retarded to maintain hegemony because the fed is not alone.
>zombie unemployment
>Productivity
Cant these issues be solved by strong corporate culture with corporate raiding etc? Let the market decide and let the wolves tear them apart to be made more efficient. However, the government intervenes too much with mergers/buyouts.

[Anonymous No.50276185]

>>50276158
Quick reminder that after rising 400% for I believe 2-3 years, the market dropped 25% before proceeding to grow about 16,000% in the next year due to hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.50276188]

>>50276173
ok

[Anonymous No.50276193]

>>50276158
The issue is nothing is matched. There is no tug of war.
>supply chain Armageddon
Fed's response: destroy demand
>suppliers response: cut back on supply to reach similar equilibria

>bullwhip effect should see prices come down (even if temporarily)
>energy costs are still high because of a decade of underinvestment in energy and commodities

>job numbers are "good"
>inflation indicators are "bad"

[Anonymous No.50276195]

>>50276088
All I've got is highly speculative including a SPAC that I kind of hope gets cut in half or more.

[Anonymous No.50276206]

>>50274969
ACEV

>>50275554
BOTY bro's

>>50275560
that smile

[Anonymous No.50276229]

>>50276178
>but they didn't, and cannot because if the fed refuses to act congress will do something even more retarded to maintain hegemony because the fed is not alone.
The implicit assumption here is that corporate welfare is the only solution. That isn't an economic theory, just a political necessity.
>Cant these issues be solved by strong corporate culture with corporate raiding etc?
They could if they were "cheaper" relative to their actual assets. These shitcos are trading at MULTIPLES of what historic metrics would give them. That just means the risk is higher for the buyer. And a lot of that mispricing is because of the persistent belief in the Fed put on everything.
>Let the market decide and let the wolves tear them apart to be made more efficient. However, the government intervenes too much with mergers/buyouts.
Quite the opposite really. If Musk is able to weasel out of his TWTR contract than M&A's will be thrown into complete chaos. No one will want to enter into any "definitive agreement" if the buyer OR seller can back out anyway.

[Anonymous No.50276246]

>>50276195
Hmm, well I just ate a pint of ice cream in less than 15 minutes, so give me your best stuff

[Anonymous No.50276275]

>>50276246
What the fuck? I eat like 4 or 5 spoons of it and put it back. How can you eat a pint of ice cream?!

[Anonymous No.50276292]

>>50276275
It's how I feel happy

[Anonymous No.50276306]

>>50276292
Or at least something close to approximating happiness

[Anonymous No.50276310]

>>50276131
>alternative is Japanification where the zombies just inhale any and all productivity gains made elsewhere

elaborate

[Anonymous No.50276313]

No escape either upwards nor downwards

[Anonymous No.50276320]

Emerging markets bros, what happened?

[Anonymous No.50276324]

>>50276320
More like submerging markets

[Anonymous No.50276328]

>>50276292
you need a dopamine fast 2.0

[Anonymous No.50276333]

there are some bulls in here that are confusing
>the fed slows down tightening
with
>the fed pivots
the market will NOT REACH ATHs AGAIN UNTIL QE IS TURNED BACK ON
slowing down rate hikes is NOT the same as rate cuts. going from a 75 bps to 50 bps hike is bullish only in the short term, it is not enough to send us back to ATHs
we are in a bear market

[Anonymous No.50276334]

>red Futures
Green Day confirmed for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50276342]

>>50276328
I'm not addicted. I only eat ice cream once a week.

[Anonymous No.50276349]

I need Tesla below 750. Do I have a chance bros? Contracts expire at the end of this week

[Anonymous No.50276377]

>>50276333
no point in thinking
just trust in jewish tricks and buy when their cycle restarts

[Anonymous No.50276378]

>>50276334
Your stocks are going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.50276384]

>>50276378
tsla will hit 678 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50276389]

>>50276342
Oh got it. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.50276401]

>>50276389
It does unfortunately mean I'm only really feeling happy once a week... but thanks

[Anonymous No.50276404]

SIGA bros imagine all the gay sex that happened this weekend. SIGA is going to sky rocket Monday fr fr

[Anonymous No.50276411]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50276418]

>>50276320
OIL

[Anonymous No.50276433]

>>50276310
Japan started QE and negative rates in the 1990s. For the next 3 decades they have had GDP growth greater than 3% exactly 2 quarters. The Nikkei 225 is also up only 12% since 1991.
Money is let loose into the economy, it meets the zombie corp hordes and is obliterated. Wages at those firms remain stagnant. Assets inflate, making families have children either later, not at all, or fewer of them because of the cost of raising them. Demographic implosion.
Japan is the most recent example of "Forever QE is quick sand" and the Fed may be stupid, but not stupid enough to see that.

[Anonymous No.50276443]

so........... it all comes down to this
if these numbers are bad i will be waging until im 90

[Anonymous No.50276445]

>>50276324
Underrated

[Anonymous No.50276459]

>>50276433
ah, was aware of their negative interests stuff. hopefully we can go back to near zero after I make it so I can buy a house for free

[Anonymous No.50276462]

>>50276443
looks like the core CPI is likely to be down at least though

[Anonymous No.50276465]

>>50276404
That pride event that happened in Madrid had over 600,000 attendees yesterday on Saturday.

That alone can cause numbers to explode in the coming weeks and months.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50276481]

>>50275677

[Anonymous No.50276498]

>>50275677

or is it impressive that oil is still above 100, despite the fact the overarching economic/market narrative is recession is here or imminent?

[Anonymous No.50276502]

We appear to be melting up in the wrong direction.

[Anonymous No.50276505]

>>50275677
>>50276481
based loli/cunny appreciators

[Anonymous No.50276518]

>>50276320
https://www.britannica.com/topic/international-payment/The-European-Monetary-System#ref61801
1970s international debt crisis.

[Anonymous No.50276523]

>>50276498
Historically oil's gonna dump really hard. But then next year you buy, because it recovers before anything else.

[Anonymous No.50276527]

>>50276502
>He doesn't know

There is no right direction my brother

[Anonymous No.50276540]

>>50276443
Weren't the numbers 'good' last month and the market still dumped? Slowing inflation doesn't seem to actually make people stop selling when inflation is confirmed to be still high.

[Anonymous No.50276544]

>>50276505
>>50275677
>>50276481

[Anonymous No.50276545]

>>50276523
this. during covid when QE was on, you shouldve bought growth stuff on leverage like soxl or amd or tsla
this time when we crash, you better buy value oil stocks. you heard it here first

[Anonymous No.50276550]

>>50276465
How can normies attend an event literally about two men stroking each others cocks but then get riled up at something like furry/pony/anime conventions? Surely at least ONE person at a 'pride' event sat back and went, "What the fuck am I doing here?"

[Anonymous No.50276562]

>>50276324

[Anonymous No.50276569]

>>50276545
>oil
>in the 21st century

[Anonymous No.50276571]

>>50276550
They do not have opinions of their own. The people who parrot SJW nonsense always reveal themselves to be fundamentally stupid people if you quiz them on anything outside of SJW talking points. They are a refutation of the idea that everyone's opinion is valuable, because theirs clearly is not.

[Anonymous No.50276605]

>>50276545
did this "rotation" not already happen though? oil stocks have been outperforming everything YTD, especially the small ones

[Anonymous No.50276609]

>>50276433
Birth rates shat themselves long before QE. If QE was the cause of demographic implosion we wouldn't have to give a fuck, only the zoomies would.

[Anonymous No.50276612]

>>50276550
They're NPCs anon. Just following the herd according to their (((programming))).

[Anonymous No.50276619]

>>50276605
See >>50276523

Look at oil charts vs. recession charts over time. When the recession hits, oil will drop to 30 dollars a barrel and you will get heemed. But when the recession is over, oil will recover first and fastest.

[Anonymous No.50276625]

https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8
<3

[Anonymous No.50276637]

>>50276605
and tech stocks have outperformed everything for the past decade
>>50276569
oh hey cathie, what are you doing on /smg/ tonight?

[Anonymous No.50276698]

>>50276637
high growth tech will be hit harder than anything during a recession

[Anonymous No.50276712]

Bros, this is a really stupid question but I always become retarded when thinking about exchange rates. Is currently a good time to buy japanese stocks in yen as european or a bad time?

[Anonymous No.50276713]

Lmao check the futes..... niggardly mumu’s

[Anonymous No.50276735]

>>50276609
>Birth rates shat themselves long before QE. If QE was the cause of demographic implosion we wouldn't have to give a fuck, only the zoomies would.
Advanced industrial societies always have similar population growth slowdowns. QE just compounds those problems.
Just look at this chart of japan's money velocity since it started QE and low rates.

[Anonymous No.50276738]

Buddy look at the future computers.

[Anonymous No.50276740]

CIRCUIT BREAKER TODAY MARK MY FUCKING WORDS

[Anonymous No.50276754]

when is apple going to correct? i feel like we need that to happen to find a bottom in broader markets.

[Anonymous No.50276769]

>>50276740
Based

[Anonymous No.50276777]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50276778]

>>50276777
chegged (rhymes with egged)

[Anonymous No.50276782]

>>50276740
>today
what cunt are you in? also the futures don't look all that bad

[Anonymous No.50276786]

To the anon wanting divvy income; Start soon and do it consistently. 30 years of constant share buying will pay off due to the compounding factor working for you (that and divvy hikes). The sooner you start, the less upfront seed money required to get the ball rolling. Ex; Dude who's 40 just starting this; He's fucked unless he's got a shit pot of cash somewhere. Dude who's only 20: he's got time on his side also he needs less seed money to kick start things.

[Anonymous No.50276798]

>>50276754
Wait for Q2 earnings.. if you listened to micron you'd know

[Anonymous No.50276822]

>>50275357
You're letting some dumb bitch, basically your fuck hole hold you back from your dreams. Women are an accessory. Why are you letting this bitch run your life?

MY GIRLFRIEND. MY VAGINA WON'T EKT ME MOVE.

[Anonymous No.50276829]

>>50276798
well i don't know who "micron" is

[Anonymous No.50276835]

>>50276619
So then oil dropping now is a very bad omen, right?

[Anonymous No.50276841]

>>50276829
he's the man who invented dram memory chips, and also is David Soxl's brother.

[Anonymous No.50276850]

>>50276829
Mike Micron

see
>>50276841

[Anonymous No.50276877]

Tomorrow Circuit Breakers

[Anonymous No.50276880]

We’ve captured David Soxl. Give up your gains or he gets it.

[Anonymous No.50276969]

>>50276829
MU supplier of apple..
>https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/30/micron-warns-weakening-consumer-demand-will-hurt-smartphone-sales-.html

[Anonymous No.50276971]

>>50276880
your terms are acceptable

[Anonymous No.50276992]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50276994]

>put call parity only exists on euro options
>american options have a different profile because of early exercise
How does Black Scholes get adjusted to account for that? Is that what causes vol smile? I heard puts have more value to them because of hedge demand for downside protection

[Anonymous No.50276996]

>>50275290
Uh I guess I missed the part where the woman is the more likely one to want to move due to them wanting "more" or "better" than what they've got now. Hell most women you tell them "babe I can get us into a way better house than what we've got now" they'll be the first one to get the U-Haul..

[Anonymous No.50277003]

My birthday is tomorrow and my only wish is for circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.50277006]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50277031]

>>50276880
>gains
you fool

[Anonymous No.50277033]

>>50277003
my wish for you is a very happy birthday and a prosperous next year of your life bud

[Anonymous No.50277034]

>>50276969
thanks. i remember when micron used to make desktop computers. phone sales have to go down. an iphone is 1000+usd and doesn't do anything different than the last version.

[Anonymous No.50277036]

>>50277003
No circuit breakers until we get at least limit down futures.

[Anonymous No.50277046]

>>50277006
I really love how so many people here at /smg/ use cat reaction images and have such an arsenal of them at our disposal

[Anonymous No.50277054]

>>50276850
>>50276841
>>50276835
>>50276829
>>50276822
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[Anonymous No.50277065]

>>50277034
I spent $180 on a Samsung Galaxy A10e. Its cheap and reliable and I just piggyback off work or home wifi.
I pay $30/mo in Canada and I get 600m of calls per month and 500mb data

[Anonymous No.50277068]

I FEEL NOTHING
I AM NOTHING

[Anonymous No.50277069]

>>50277054
i tried the runescape thing last time buddy go FUCK your shitty digital gold cuz i'll take fake paper ANY day

[Anonymous No.50277088]

I hate Hong Kong investors so much. Literally the only major market growing this year and yet their too pussy to buy their tech companies up to fair market value

[Anonymous No.50277089]

>>50277068
t. Likes penis in his mouth and anus

[Anonymous No.50277095]

>>50277034
Kek wasn't it a few years ago Apple sold a monitor display stand for a new computer for 5,000?. Computer case looked like a cheese grader if I remember it right. 5,000 for a molded bit of plastic that your monitor attached to.

[Anonymous No.50277096]

>>50277054
kek shib baggies

[Anonymous No.50277098]

covid gave me ED, how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.50277104]

>>50277098
Maca Root, ez

[Anonymous No.50277112]

>>50277098
the common cold doesn't cause that, Anon

[Anonymous No.50277116]

I'm actually going to sleep happy because I don't have a job to go to anymore. Burned the fuck out and taking a three month break. Where my NEETbros at, how do you guys spend your days?

[Anonymous No.50277127]

>>50277112
then why won't my penor work now?

[Anonymous No.50277136]

any Uber shareholders?

[Anonymous No.50277147]

>>50277065
if you dont care about camera quality, phones can be cheap as shit
i got my revvelry+ (flop on release lol) for 120 and there are some other motorolas around 50 on ebay
>>50277116
cookin good meals for the senpai

[Anonymous No.50277148]

>>50277095
they still have "halo" product shit like that today, but it's low volume. i think 70% of their business is in mobile devices though.

>>50277098
go see a urologist, worst comes to worst you take cialis

[Anonymous No.50277155]

>>50277136
I’ll buy at $10

[Anonymous No.50277184]

>>50277136
im going all in on uber on monday. this is EXTREMELLY bullish news for uber, line will only go up from here

[Anonymous No.50277190]

>>50276698
thats what im saying. buy oil, not tech during this recession

[Anonymous No.50277192]

>>50277116
I've spent the last couple weeks tuning a 300 long fallout 4 modlist.

[Anonymous No.50277194]

>>50277147
Ive heard that cameras make the phone. Makes sense, good optics are expensive. PCBs and storage and batteried are cheap

[Anonymous No.50277195]

OIL

[Anonymous No.50277223]

>>50277195
Oil...

[Anonymous No.50277232]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.50277244]

>>50277065
Wow shit is expensive in Canada. I pay $80/mo for two cells unlimited everything.

[Anonymous No.50277274]

>>50277184


it's just going to get worse as the week goes on,

>The Guardian led a global investigation into the leaked Uber files, sharing the data with media organisations around the world via the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ). More than 180 journalists at 40 media outlets including Le Monde, Washington Post and the BBC will in the coming days publish a series of investigative reports about the tech giant.

[Anonymous No.50277281]

>>50277223
>>50277195
>oil
>when you have the superior natty gas
natty gas requires more infrastructure but its infinitely better.

[Anonymous No.50277301]

>>50276088
Actually there is:
Use walden farms sugar free syrup on it instead of sugar syrup to save some calories (Yes that specific brand, other brands suck don't knock it til you try it I've gotten 3 of my friends hooked on it in the last year)
Add quest protein cookies (or another brand of your choice - mutant protein brownies work well too) chopped up into little pieces
Add some fresh fruit.
Now you have taken your "meal" from shit to actually having some nutritional value without reducing the great taste at all!

>>50277098
>>50277127
Dis Nigga's PP don't work no mo!

>>50277281
Natty gas is pumping because of that explosion in Oklahoma right?

[Anonymous No.50277302]

>>50277274
it seems that they expected one in the wreckage

[Anonymous No.50277303]

>>50277274
>Uber
>tech giant
They’re a fucking taxi service who made it possible to talk to a taxi driver

[Anonymous No.50277321]

>>50277274
BUY THE RUMOR
SELL THE NEWS

watch bobo, you will get
H
O
O
K
E
D

[Anonymous No.50277330]

>>50277321
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50277336]

>>50277244
We have a duopoly with Bell and Rogers. Rogers was dowm for 16 hours this week, causing internet and phone outages for 30% of Canadians and 100% down on all Interac flash transactions. Many merchants were crippled.

[Anonymous No.50277347]

I need to figure out some epic things to do with my life. It's not very good.

Maybe I should learn data science or cybersec and also how to into camping and hunting.

>>50276328
maybe
the caffeine addiction is pretty severe, maybe next weekend

[Anonymous No.50277349]

>>50277301
>Chemiere LNG currently has 50% or more of the LNG global supply
>they currently cannot transport from their major hub globally due to EPA rule
>Oklahoma plant probably pressuring domestic supply (going to be reflected in the Wednesday inv reading probably? -- or it might be a powerplant and supply goes up but pressure elsewhere idk)
>Europe supply from Russia cut off tomorrow
>Freak out that they might not get anymore gas from Russia at all
>

[Anonymous No.50277372]

>>50277232
I think we all knew it had to end like this.

[Anonymous No.50277381]

https://youtu.be/1MoAdVyuEuU
Oopsie poopsie

[Anonymous No.50277399]

My $15k naked SQQQ posish looking pretty litty right about now

[Anonymous No.50277404]

>>50277301
Thanks but I just like my ice cream straight out of the.... thing. Idk what container ice cream pints com in... a tube? This one had raspberries and dark chocolate, so it was pretty healthy I guess.

[Anonymous No.50277430]

I'm so tired of red futures. We all know futures are nonsense at this point but goddamn it's just such silly speculative bullshit. Wow sure must be fun to be a millionaire who doesn't have to play by the same rules as everyone else ha ha weee

[Anonymous No.50277477]

New
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[Anonymous No.50277481]

>>50277430
its the equivalent of prepping your wife for the bull

[Anonymous No.50277589]

>>50275079
it doesn't work like that. I read the first few chapters of the CFA econ book, don't you know about supply and demand? If you still want the house, the demand for it grows. the jews know this and they can increase the price. You just gotta not want to buy a house to drive the house down, the consoomer jew will see this and lower the price wanting to sell you the house on the top. you gotta be smart my nigger, you gotta outjew the jew

[Anonymous No.50278017]

>>50274488
coal

[Anonymous No.50278183]

>>50277281
>natty gas
>when you have the superior nuclear
nuclear requires more infrastructure but its infinitely better

[Anonymous No.50279012]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50279394]

>>50275570
5mil